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Oh, he just punched him in the face.

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Oh, Linus is doing strikes here. Wow, Dennis is doing quite an aggressive play.

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Linus calling for a timeout. I have a timeout. Are you bleeding?

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Declaring the winner by a single point.

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So many YouTubers are fighting each other. But where is Linus?

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Is he scared or is he simply just a nerd?

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To answer that question, I am going to fight him.

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No, it's not funny.

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Oh, it's pretty funny. How do you want to do that?

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What's the state you want? Well, we already agreed on stakes off camera.

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The stakes are simple. Dennis damaged my house, so if I win,

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he owes me eight hours of housework to make up for it.

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And if he wins, I will do the same.

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I already picked out what you're going to do when you have the balloons.

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Why are you so confident? We stripped all the carpet off of our cat tree here.

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We're going to cut up the new carpet, put it on there.

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It's a lot harder than it sounds. And there's power tools.

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So you could conceivably staple your hand into a wood. Why are you smiling and talking about me hurting myself?

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Linus' confidence is infuriating. I have to believe that I will turn that smile into a crying face of pain.

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Before I believe myself, I need to check if anyone believes me.

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Are you going to call it a fight? I call it a beating. You're going to get your ass handed to you.

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My vote is for Linus. Once you sign it, it's done.

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You changed your vote! That's not a pretty vote.

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I'm going to beat your husband up.

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I've seen Linus play badminton. He moves very, very fast.

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Have you seen me move? I've seen you grab lunch.

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Well, we have all of the votes in. Looks like majority of them have been bribed by Linus.

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However, I have a plan. I did a quick research while I was at staying in Linus' house.

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He got a black belt. Just in case that was not a costume.

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I'm going to send our cameraman Andrew to follow him to his class.

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So I can study him. Okay, Andrew is back with the footage.

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Well, actually looks pretty powerful. I can see he definitely has a martial art background.

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But his skill side, ugh, it's okay.

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I think I feel a lot better. Well, lucky for me, I have a black belt.

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But I haven't done it for almost 20 years. From what I've served, I will need a little bit more training before I fight Linus.

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Today, we are now at Chang's Taekwondo in Langley.

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And we have our instructor, Tori, to help me to refresh my black belt skills.

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This is the person. He does some sort of martial art, but not Taekwondo.

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We always don't want to cause too much harm on the opponent.

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But this time we do want to cause harm. Harm that is making us safe.

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One of the most important stretches actually is called splits.

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So we got to do our splits a little bit. From here.

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A little bit lower. Ah, there we go. No, I can't.

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Oh, I cannot. Okay, now breathe.

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Breathe and smile. It will distract from the pain. What?

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Okay, let's get it now.

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Very strong. Linus, watch.

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On the ground, Linus. On the ground. He will be on the ground after this.

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How do you think so far? Yeah, so far I can see your power, honestly.

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Well, we got through all the color belt kicks. Really?

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You're right at that level now, black belt. I am.

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I am. Okay, the refreshment class is over. We are going to do a little sparring and see how many more classes I need.

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Ready? Go.

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Oh, no.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Obviously, I probably need more classes.

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What do I need to improve? Definitely number one, cardio.

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The few more classes, you should be ready for Linus.

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I came back for more classes, but for some reason they were full of children.

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I think this is a better start for you based on what I saw and just to be careful, I think

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we should start at this level for now. After days of training, I have learned some takedown techniques and I have definitely

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increased my pain tolerance. Well, Taekwondo is obviously not enough to fight Linus.

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I got glory kickboxer Josh Johnson here.

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Here is Josh Johnson.

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He's going to teach me how to do kickboxing as well. Just do a little upgrade.

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Oh, my God. Okay, I'm going to do, I'm going to be like that.

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We want to punch him. Okay.

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Okay. He's got a punchable face. That's right, right?

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Yeah, it's important we're fighting to have the conditioning to get through the fight

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and the stamina. Well, you got three minutes. Okay.

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So pace yourself. Nice and relaxed on your toes. I have flat feet.

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Good. Only one minute left. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

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My opponent has played badminton every week for years.

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I have a lot catch up to do. Do you think I have a chance?

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From the skipping, I don't know, man. Come on.

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You're going to have to get your cardio up. Three, two, and one.

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Oh, good. You're already down there, so you're going to do push-ups.

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What? Push-ups. Let's go.

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A little bit lower. Come on. A little bit lower.

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And wait. Eight. Come on.

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Eight. I can't breathe. You can.

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I can't. Deep breath. You've got to start running, man.

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Oh, I'm so tired. You're not going to get through three rounds.

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Oh, wait, wait.

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He's bringing out the block one. Good.

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Good. Good accuracy. Nice one.

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Your kicks are pretty good, man. And go.

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Boom. Boom. Bam.

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Rest. Good job. To be honest, his skill, especially for his kicks and everything, it's not too bad.

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So I would probably rate those about six. His cardio, I'd have to give it a one.

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What? Yeah, your cardio needs to work.

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Do you have confidence in me? I think you can do it.

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Thank you. I don't know how many rounds you can get through, though.

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All I know is I really have to improve my cardio.

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That's it. All the way up. That's it.

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That's it? No, keep going. Keep going.

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That's it. Good job. Every muscle in my body is screaming.

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All I want is to give up. Two more.

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Two more. Two more. But as I imagine Linus laughing at me, I find my hidden power.

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Yeah. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

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Rest. The cardio is definitely an issue, so hopefully he can finish this guy early.

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As long as he has that kind of drive and determination he has at the end there, I think he'll be okay.

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You can... Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Well, obviously those training is still not enough. So I'm today here with Linus to learn some krav maga.

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This guy is crazy. He's trying to cheat.

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Let's be realistic. He might be promising. He might, he might have a...

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Yeah, he might. And my first thing is going to be again, redirection.

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Okay? Yeah. He might, he might, he might, he might.

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Okay? Yeah. Yeah.

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Can you also... Yeah. Turn around, get in the truck.

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Get in the truck. Truck. Yeah, what truck?

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Okay, but don't get in the truck. Don't get in the truck. Right, because once you get in the truck, your chances of defending yourself go down considerably.

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Right. I thought we could drive away. Right?

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No, no, no. Get against the wall. Turn around.

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Get against the wall. Don't do it. Don't do it.

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Don't do it. Don't do it. You can't defend yourself.

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Yeah, exactly. Exactly. You're strong on me, right?

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You got it. Yeah. And a little roundhouse kick.

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Yeah. And then you just shot me, which is a no-no.

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To be honest, the chance of Linus pulling out any weapons is low.

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But what I really have to overcome is fear.

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So Linus decided to turn the taser on.

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I just think it would be so great if you did a good technique, faced your fears, and then

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you're ready for Linus. Oh, I don't like that.

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I think I'll bring you one. Oh, wait. Oh, my...

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I'm not playing. I'm not playing. Oh, my God.

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Yummy. We are only a few days before the fight.

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My cardio doesn't seem going anywhere, and I felt this.

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These are the foods athletes should avoid, but Linus is going to eat exactly that.

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He might gain some weight, and I slow him down a little bit.

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I got Yvonne, accidentally, by lots of iced tea and pizza for him.

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But they had a really good deal.

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And just like that, he has filled into my trap. Oh, good, because there's lots.

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And I got Maria to bring him some homemade ice cream cake.

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So I made this cake yesterday. Oh.

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It's a Colombian recipe. Oh, my God. Whatever you want.

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You can eat it whenever you want.

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At the same time, I'm having my healthy diet.

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After a week of training, I'm defeatable.

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Now, the time has come. That's right, ladies and gentlemen.

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We are live broadcasting the channel Superfight Number 1 2022,

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event of the year, Dennis Liao versus Linus the Bastard Sebastian.

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Ladies and gentlemen, here it is, the moment you've all been paid for.

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Welcome to the first ever and hopefully the last LTT Garage Match Fight Series.

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This fight is three one minute rounds in the Taekwondo Mixed Martial Arts Welterweight Division.

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Introducing first in the blue corner, he stands five feet, seven inches tall,

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weighing in at 170 pounds.

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The most trustworthy bro there is the hero of hot takes, Linus Drop Tim Sebastian.

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And a crosser ring in the red corner at five feet, six inches tall,

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weighing in at 150 pounds.

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The most minimalist man at LMG, the Taiwan East Tornado, Dennis Liao.

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Dennis definitely winning style of points for being a showman over Linus.

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That's not what the screwdriver is for. And this is the point system.

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Because this is pro Taekwondo, Taekwondo Mixed Martial Arts, if you took down it would be two points.

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If you crossed over the blue line, you're losing one point.

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Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment we've been waiting for.

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Round one begins.

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Dennis surprisingly getting ring dominance early on here and it's Linus on the backflip.

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Relax Dennis, relax. Some words from Dennis's corny here telling him to relax.

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Relax, he's switching his stance.

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He's coming with these, oh Linus is doing strikes here.

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Wow, Dennis is doing quite an aggressive play.

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Counter punches from Linus. Ah Linus gets the first strike.

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Now some of those strikes are on the shoulders, no points for that, it has to land on the pass.

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One point. One point.

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Dennis might be gassing himself out of here, lots of leg kicks.

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A lot of spinning kicks too. Linus put a lot of force behind that one, he's trying to kill Dennis.

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I think that's the factor, oh he just punched him in the face.

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He's already out of breath, breathing heavily through the mouth and even clutching his own torso.

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His posture is changing, he's leaning forward a little bit more.

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This appears to be breathing through the nose still, his mouth is mostly closed in a rice twerk.

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Dennis has stepped out of the ring giving Linus a well deserved point.

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One point. Dennis is already wishing this round was over.

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This seems to be a violation of the rules, I don't think competitors are allowed to just take a timeout.

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If I had to score that round, I would obviously give it to Linus, he is ahead in points.

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I think a factor I didn't even consider is that even though it is a strike only match, Linus has the strength factor

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and I think those strikes will hurt a little bit more on Dennis.

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Everyone knows short legs equals strong kicks and that's Linus.

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Right now you're chasing with that factor. Dennis is receiving some training tips during the match.

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Linus back on his feet, he's got the oxygen in his lungs.

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Alright, the beautiful round person is coming out showing us the round.

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Let's see if our next one sizzles.

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Going for the take down right away, that's a big energy burner.

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Oh, it's a backfire! He actually grabbed onto Dennis while falling.

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Dennis giving the middle finger the crowd because he's just a little too excited.

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Terrible tactical error. And again, Dennis is trying to buy time. Linus is looking angrier than he was before.

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Trying to feel out his opponent. Gosh, does that count as a take down?

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Did Linus pull his leg out from under him?

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Actually it looks like you can see Linus' leg buckling a little bit

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when Dennis' ass is in mid-air looking at the other camera here.

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Oh my god, he's bum dropping right on Linus' leg.

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Oh no, Linus' leg looking like it takes a weird bend.

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That can't be good. But he doesn't appear very physical.

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He actually did put his hand down and look like Linus calling for a timeout.

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Do you need something?

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Are you okay? Did your knee come out?

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I lifted him up and turned down on my knee.

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This wasn't the kind of injury I was hoping for.

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No, just give me a minute. Linus confirming that Dennis did land on his knee.

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Linus is rubbing the affected area now. That must mean that it's actually painful.

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He's rubbing it so that he doesn't feel the sharp pain as much.

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Oh, I feel bad. No, I cannot. I shouldn't feel bad.

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He can kick with the affected leg but he can't plant and spin on it.

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Interesting. Let's see if he pulls a karate kit and tries the crane kit.

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Looks like he's fighting through the pain here. Are you sure Linus?

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No, no, no. Why are you so angry? It wasn't me.

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It wasn't me. You cannot be so angry. It's not me.

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Dennis trying to press his advantage and finish the fight here.

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Seems like the extended break gave Dennis a chance to regain some energy.

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Dennis trying to escape the leg grab with a 360 spin.

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And Dennis is now fully out of oxygen.

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This could be a problem. Delaying again.

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If you put that mouth guard in, the ref really should start giving demerits for this.

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Push kick from Linus. Kind of landing on the shoulder though.

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There you go. Linus is back in this fight with a couple points.

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Two points, two points. Dennis trying to catch his breath one more time.

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Into your nose. This is very tiring. If you take more time, you lose your match.

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The ref finally intervening.

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Linus coming to the spin kicks. He got the hit.

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Dennis is losing his guard. He does not have the strength or the cardio to keep his arms up where they belong.

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It was a weak kick, but as long as it lands, that's all that matters.

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Token around the back that time, that's not going to count.

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More punches here.

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Linus awarded a point for Dennis' punch landing squarely on his.

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Linus, Linus, Linus. No punching to the head. Punch to the face.

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No punching to the face. Dennis stalling again.

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Come on. Dennis has the cardio of a geriatric slug.

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More fire coming from Linus here.

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Body shots.

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Good point. Yes. Looking at Linus' eyes, I think he's fighting through the pain here.

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A much more explosive round in the second one.

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It's a close fight overall though, David. Anything can happen in the third round.

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This is when the fighters really need to show their stuff off and seal the deal.

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Unable to take Linus to the ground, trying to take the chair to the ground.

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Imagine you have the chance to kick him.

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Sarah coming in for the motivational speech. Have you ever dreamed of this?

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Every night. Exactly. Not going to lie, that really hurt.

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Linus' hair is coming over the top. His full weight came down on my knee from the side.

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I have an existing injury. It's been feeling pretty good lately.

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But that was a bit of a blow to my ability to be aggressive.

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Dude. Yeah, no kidding. He's very tired.

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You've got that at least going for you. Yeah.

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Crowd really getting into this fight now. They're going to move those hips.

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It's that show way, Ethan. Fighters, you stay.

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To me.

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Dennis doesn't seem to have the strength to hold his arms up. He is resting them real close to his body.

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Yeah, you can see he's... Is he conserving energy here?

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Oh, he's not able to spin back the full 360.

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He kind of got stuck at the 180. Oh, I get it.

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His groin is warmed up.

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Back to the six kicks.

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Push out of the ring one more time.

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Dennis is just praying for life.

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Linus is gloating about that.

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No point. Why? No point.

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He likes that. Let's go.

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Dennis' vision can lay down and die here. Linus trying to draw out an attack.

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It came right nuts. I didn't see it.

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Dennis apparently doesn't have the balls to get a foul on this.

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Let's go.

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Fantastic grapple by Linus.

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It looks like Linus is trying to bend Dennis' leg.

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I think Linus is starting to get a little bit worried about the points

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and is just going to go for those takedowns. I think he just wants vengeance on Dennis' knee here.

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Come on, stand up, you grandma.

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He's got the cardio of a broken waffle iron.

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Is that a head kick?

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This fight is much closer than I expected.

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Dennis flipping the double bird.

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Linus takes a step down. But he catches Dennis and flips him onto his back.

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Run, run, run.

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Dennis is flowing like a cooling magma here.

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Crabbing legs is so chicken.

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It's a chicken form of attack.

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But hey man, he's getting the points on you. The problem is Dennis is too tired to pull back his leg after the strike.

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Quite a pathetic hug.

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How did that end up taking him down? That's insane.

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The edge over our little man, Dennis.

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Linus prepared to bow.

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Dennis giving birth. Linus just wants to hit the tile and I'll look at him.

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Look at the white of his eyes. He looks like a spooked horse.

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You've ever seen that meme of Linus crack tips? He's looking a lot like that guy right now.

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At the end of three rounds, we're going to the scorecard

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to determine the winner of this fight. Ladies and gentlemen, Master Chang has called a stop to this contest.

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Declaring the winner by a single point.

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Tongue! Linus!

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That was a hell of a fight.

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How do you feel? Pretty good.

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Not as good as I'd like, but I would have liked was an overwhelming victory.

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One point, not the margin I was hoping for. My goal is to get a couple of headshots.

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I got a couple of good headshots. That's why I won.

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I can die in peace. I know what he's going to do. He's going to help me re-carpet my cat tree.

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Power stapler.