Oh, he just punched him in the face.
Oh, Linus is doing strikes here. Wow, Dennis is doing quite an aggressive play.
Linus calling for a timeout. I have a timeout. Are you bleeding?
Declaring the winner by a single point.
So many YouTubers are fighting each other. But where is Linus?
Is he scared or is he simply just a nerd?
To answer that question, I am going to fight him.
No, it's not funny.
Oh, it's pretty funny. How do you want to do that?
What's the state you want? Well, we already agreed on stakes off camera.
The stakes are simple. Dennis damaged my house, so if I win,
he owes me eight hours of housework to make up for it.
And if he wins, I will do the same.
I already picked out what you're going to do when you have the balloons.
Why are you so confident? We stripped all the carpet off of our cat tree here.
We're going to cut up the new carpet, put it on there.
It's a lot harder than it sounds. And there's power tools.
So you could conceivably staple your hand into a wood. Why are you smiling and talking about me hurting myself?
Linus' confidence is infuriating. I have to believe that I will turn that smile into a crying face of pain.
Before I believe myself, I need to check if anyone believes me.
Are you going to call it a fight? I call it a beating. You're going to get your ass handed to you.
My vote is for Linus. Once you sign it, it's done.
You changed your vote! That's not a pretty vote.
I'm going to beat your husband up.
I've seen Linus play badminton. He moves very, very fast.
Have you seen me move? I've seen you grab lunch.
Well, we have all of the votes in. Looks like majority of them have been bribed by Linus.
However, I have a plan. I did a quick research while I was at staying in Linus' house.
He got a black belt. Just in case that was not a costume.
I'm going to send our cameraman Andrew to follow him to his class.
So I can study him. Okay, Andrew is back with the footage.
Okay.
Well, actually looks pretty powerful. I can see he definitely has a martial art background.
But his skill side, ugh, it's okay.
I think I feel a lot better. Well, lucky for me, I have a black belt.
But I haven't done it for almost 20 years. From what I've served, I will need a little bit more training before I fight Linus.
Today, we are now at Chang's Taekwondo in Langley.
And we have our instructor, Tori, to help me to refresh my black belt skills.
This is the person. He does some sort of martial art, but not Taekwondo.
We always don't want to cause too much harm on the opponent.
But this time we do want to cause harm. Harm that is making us safe.
One of the most important stretches actually is called splits.
So we got to do our splits a little bit. From here.
A little bit lower. Ah, there we go. No, I can't.
Oh, I cannot. Okay, now breathe.
Breathe and smile. It will distract from the pain. What?
Okay, let's get it now.
Very strong. Linus, watch.
On the ground, Linus. On the ground. He will be on the ground after this.
How do you think so far? Yeah, so far I can see your power, honestly.
Well, we got through all the color belt kicks. Really?
You're right at that level now, black belt. I am.
I am. Okay, the refreshment class is over. We are going to do a little sparring and see how many more classes I need.
Ready? Go.
Oh, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Obviously, I probably need more classes.
What do I need to improve? Definitely number one, cardio.
The few more classes, you should be ready for Linus.
I came back for more classes, but for some reason they were full of children.
I think this is a better start for you based on what I saw and just to be careful, I think
we should start at this level for now. After days of training, I have learned some takedown techniques and I have definitely
increased my pain tolerance. Well, Taekwondo is obviously not enough to fight Linus.
I got glory kickboxer Josh Johnson here.
Here is Josh Johnson.
He's going to teach me how to do kickboxing as well. Just do a little upgrade.
Oh, my God. Okay, I'm going to do, I'm going to be like that.
We want to punch him. Okay.
Okay. He's got a punchable face. That's right, right?
Yeah, it's important we're fighting to have the conditioning to get through the fight
and the stamina. Well, you got three minutes. Okay.
So pace yourself. Nice and relaxed on your toes. I have flat feet.
Good. Only one minute left. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
My opponent has played badminton every week for years.
I have a lot catch up to do. Do you think I have a chance?
From the skipping, I don't know, man. Come on.
You're going to have to get your cardio up. Three, two, and one.
Oh, good. You're already down there, so you're going to do push-ups.
What? Push-ups. Let's go.
A little bit lower. Come on. A little bit lower.
And wait. Eight. Come on.
Eight. I can't breathe. You can.
I can't. Deep breath. You've got to start running, man.
Oh, I'm so tired. You're not going to get through three rounds.
Oh, wait, wait.
He's bringing out the block one. Good.
Good. Good accuracy. Nice one.
Your kicks are pretty good, man. And go.
Boom. Boom. Bam.
Rest. Good job. To be honest, his skill, especially for his kicks and everything, it's not too bad.
So I would probably rate those about six. His cardio, I'd have to give it a one.
What? Yeah, your cardio needs to work.
Do you have confidence in me? I think you can do it.
Thank you. I don't know how many rounds you can get through, though.
All I know is I really have to improve my cardio.
That's it. All the way up. That's it.
That's it? No, keep going. Keep going.
That's it. Good job. Every muscle in my body is screaming.
All I want is to give up. Two more.
Two more. Two more. But as I imagine Linus laughing at me, I find my hidden power.
Yeah. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Rest. The cardio is definitely an issue, so hopefully he can finish this guy early.
As long as he has that kind of drive and determination he has at the end there, I think he'll be okay.
You can... Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Well, obviously those training is still not enough. So I'm today here with Linus to learn some krav maga.
This guy is crazy. He's trying to cheat.
Let's be realistic. He might be promising. He might, he might have a...
Yeah, he might. And my first thing is going to be again, redirection.
Okay? Yeah. He might, he might, he might, he might.
Okay? Yeah. Yeah.
Can you also... Yeah. Turn around, get in the truck.
Get in the truck. Truck. Yeah, what truck?
Okay, but don't get in the truck. Don't get in the truck. Right, because once you get in the truck, your chances of defending yourself go down considerably.
Right. I thought we could drive away. Right?
No, no, no. Get against the wall. Turn around.
Get against the wall. Don't do it. Don't do it.
Don't do it. Don't do it. You can't defend yourself.
Yeah, exactly. Exactly. You're strong on me, right?
You got it. Yeah. And a little roundhouse kick.
Yeah. And then you just shot me, which is a no-no.
To be honest, the chance of Linus pulling out any weapons is low.
But what I really have to overcome is fear.
So Linus decided to turn the taser on.
I just think it would be so great if you did a good technique, faced your fears, and then
you're ready for Linus. Oh, I don't like that.
I think I'll bring you one. Oh, wait. Oh, my...
I'm not playing. I'm not playing. Oh, my God.
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My cardio doesn't seem going anywhere, and I felt this.
These are the foods athletes should avoid, but Linus is going to eat exactly that.
He might gain some weight, and I slow him down a little bit.
I got Yvonne, accidentally, by lots of iced tea and pizza for him.
But they had a really good deal.
And just like that, he has filled into my trap. Oh, good, because there's lots.
And I got Maria to bring him some homemade ice cream cake.
So I made this cake yesterday. Oh.
It's a Colombian recipe. Oh, my God. Whatever you want.
You can eat it whenever you want.
At the same time, I'm having my healthy diet.
After a week of training, I'm defeatable.
Now, the time has come. That's right, ladies and gentlemen.
We are live broadcasting the channel Superfight Number 1 2022,
event of the year, Dennis Liao versus Linus the Bastard Sebastian.
Ladies and gentlemen, here it is, the moment you've all been paid for.
Welcome to the first ever and hopefully the last LTT Garage Match Fight Series.
This fight is three one minute rounds in the Taekwondo Mixed Martial Arts Welterweight Division.
Introducing first in the blue corner, he stands five feet, seven inches tall,
weighing in at 170 pounds.
The most trustworthy bro there is the hero of hot takes, Linus Drop Tim Sebastian.
And a crosser ring in the red corner at five feet, six inches tall,
weighing in at 150 pounds.
The most minimalist man at LMG, the Taiwan East Tornado, Dennis Liao.
Dennis definitely winning style of points for being a showman over Linus.
That's not what the screwdriver is for. And this is the point system.
Because this is pro Taekwondo, Taekwondo Mixed Martial Arts, if you took down it would be two points.
If you crossed over the blue line, you're losing one point.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment we've been waiting for.
Round one begins.
Dennis surprisingly getting ring dominance early on here and it's Linus on the backflip.
Relax Dennis, relax. Some words from Dennis's corny here telling him to relax.
Relax, he's switching his stance.
He's coming with these, oh Linus is doing strikes here.
Wow, Dennis is doing quite an aggressive play.
Counter punches from Linus. Ah Linus gets the first strike.
Now some of those strikes are on the shoulders, no points for that, it has to land on the pass.
One point. One point.
Dennis might be gassing himself out of here, lots of leg kicks.
A lot of spinning kicks too. Linus put a lot of force behind that one, he's trying to kill Dennis.
I think that's the factor, oh he just punched him in the face.
He's already out of breath, breathing heavily through the mouth and even clutching his own torso.
His posture is changing, he's leaning forward a little bit more.
This appears to be breathing through the nose still, his mouth is mostly closed in a rice twerk.
Dennis has stepped out of the ring giving Linus a well deserved point.
One point. Dennis is already wishing this round was over.
This seems to be a violation of the rules, I don't think competitors are allowed to just take a timeout.
If I had to score that round, I would obviously give it to Linus, he is ahead in points.
I think a factor I didn't even consider is that even though it is a strike only match, Linus has the strength factor
and I think those strikes will hurt a little bit more on Dennis.
Everyone knows short legs equals strong kicks and that's Linus.
Right now you're chasing with that factor. Dennis is receiving some training tips during the match.
Linus back on his feet, he's got the oxygen in his lungs.
Alright, the beautiful round person is coming out showing us the round.
Let's see if our next one sizzles.
Going for the take down right away, that's a big energy burner.
Oh, it's a backfire! He actually grabbed onto Dennis while falling.
Dennis giving the middle finger the crowd because he's just a little too excited.
Terrible tactical error. And again, Dennis is trying to buy time. Linus is looking angrier than he was before.
Trying to feel out his opponent. Gosh, does that count as a take down?
Did Linus pull his leg out from under him?
Actually it looks like you can see Linus' leg buckling a little bit
when Dennis' ass is in mid-air looking at the other camera here.
Oh my god, he's bum dropping right on Linus' leg.
Oh no, Linus' leg looking like it takes a weird bend.
That can't be good. But he doesn't appear very physical.
He actually did put his hand down and look like Linus calling for a timeout.
Do you need something?
Are you okay? Did your knee come out?
I lifted him up and turned down on my knee.
This wasn't the kind of injury I was hoping for.
No, just give me a minute. Linus confirming that Dennis did land on his knee.
Linus is rubbing the affected area now. That must mean that it's actually painful.
He's rubbing it so that he doesn't feel the sharp pain as much.
Oh, I feel bad. No, I cannot. I shouldn't feel bad.
He can kick with the affected leg but he can't plant and spin on it.
Interesting. Let's see if he pulls a karate kit and tries the crane kit.
Looks like he's fighting through the pain here. Are you sure Linus?
No, no, no. Why are you so angry? It wasn't me.
It wasn't me. You cannot be so angry. It's not me.
Dennis trying to press his advantage and finish the fight here.
Seems like the extended break gave Dennis a chance to regain some energy.
Dennis trying to escape the leg grab with a 360 spin.
And Dennis is now fully out of oxygen.
This could be a problem. Delaying again.
If you put that mouth guard in, the ref really should start giving demerits for this.
Push kick from Linus. Kind of landing on the shoulder though.
There you go. Linus is back in this fight with a couple points.
Two points, two points. Dennis trying to catch his breath one more time.
Into your nose. This is very tiring. If you take more time, you lose your match.
The ref finally intervening.
Linus coming to the spin kicks. He got the hit.
Dennis is losing his guard. He does not have the strength or the cardio to keep his arms up where they belong.
It was a weak kick, but as long as it lands, that's all that matters.
Token around the back that time, that's not going to count.
More punches here.
Linus awarded a point for Dennis' punch landing squarely on his.
Linus, Linus, Linus. No punching to the head. Punch to the face.
No punching to the face. Dennis stalling again.
Come on. Dennis has the cardio of a geriatric slug.
More fire coming from Linus here.
Body shots.
Good point. Yes. Looking at Linus' eyes, I think he's fighting through the pain here.
A much more explosive round in the second one.
It's a close fight overall though, David. Anything can happen in the third round.
This is when the fighters really need to show their stuff off and seal the deal.
Unable to take Linus to the ground, trying to take the chair to the ground.
Imagine you have the chance to kick him.
Sarah coming in for the motivational speech. Have you ever dreamed of this?
Every night. Exactly. Not going to lie, that really hurt.
Linus' hair is coming over the top. His full weight came down on my knee from the side.
I have an existing injury. It's been feeling pretty good lately.
But that was a bit of a blow to my ability to be aggressive.
Dude. Yeah, no kidding. He's very tired.
You've got that at least going for you. Yeah.
Crowd really getting into this fight now. They're going to move those hips.
It's that show way, Ethan. Fighters, you stay.
To me.
Dennis doesn't seem to have the strength to hold his arms up. He is resting them real close to his body.
Yeah, you can see he's... Is he conserving energy here?
Oh, he's not able to spin back the full 360.
He kind of got stuck at the 180. Oh, I get it.
His groin is warmed up.
Back to the six kicks.
Push out of the ring one more time.
Dennis is just praying for life.
Linus is gloating about that.
No point. Why? No point.
He likes that. Let's go.
Dennis' vision can lay down and die here. Linus trying to draw out an attack.
It came right nuts. I didn't see it.
Dennis apparently doesn't have the balls to get a foul on this.
Let's go.
Fantastic grapple by Linus.
It looks like Linus is trying to bend Dennis' leg.
I think Linus is starting to get a little bit worried about the points
and is just going to go for those takedowns. I think he just wants vengeance on Dennis' knee here.
Come on, stand up, you grandma.
He's got the cardio of a broken waffle iron.
Is that a head kick?
This fight is much closer than I expected.
Dennis flipping the double bird.
Linus takes a step down. But he catches Dennis and flips him onto his back.
Run, run, run.
Dennis is flowing like a cooling magma here.
Crabbing legs is so chicken.
It's a chicken form of attack.
But hey man, he's getting the points on you. The problem is Dennis is too tired to pull back his leg after the strike.
Quite a pathetic hug.
How did that end up taking him down? That's insane.
The edge over our little man, Dennis.
Linus prepared to bow.
Dennis giving birth. Linus just wants to hit the tile and I'll look at him.
Look at the white of his eyes. He looks like a spooked horse.
You've ever seen that meme of Linus crack tips? He's looking a lot like that guy right now.
At the end of three rounds, we're going to the scorecard
to determine the winner of this fight. Ladies and gentlemen, Master Chang has called a stop to this contest.
Declaring the winner by a single point.
Tongue! Linus!
That was a hell of a fight.
How do you feel? Pretty good.
Not as good as I'd like, but I would have liked was an overwhelming victory.
One point, not the margin I was hoping for. My goal is to get a couple of headshots.
I got a couple of good headshots. That's why I won.
I can die in peace. I know what he's going to do. He's going to help me re-carpet my cat tree.
Power stapler.