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NVIDIA may have canceled their rumored RTX 4090 Ti,

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according to, what else, another rumor.

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They're metastasizing. I'm sorry, it's terminal. I'm Riley Murdock, this is TechLinked,

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and this claim comes from reliable NVIDIA leaker,

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Kopite7Kimi, whose name is unpronounceable,

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and you can't convince me otherwise. Kopite7Kimi also said that they had multiple sources

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confirm that Team Green's next flagship, probably called the RTX 5090,

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unless Jensen has another midlife crisis and starts wearing flannels,

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will have a massive 512-bit memory bus.

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The last time NVIDIA put out a card with one of those was in 2009.

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Years before I gave up on shaving the full mustache, I was cursed by a witch to grow every 24 hours.

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Do you think I wanna look like this? I do. Kopite also said that NVIDIA would be coming out

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with new versions of the 4070 and 4060 with lower grade chips,

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most likely for the Chinese market. Wow, I mean, I can't even imagine an even worse 4060

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will sell that well, but I've never been to mainland China.

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Border authorities don't let me travel because they're afraid of my curse spreading,

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and then all of humanity might end up looking like self-conscious Ned Flanders, uncalled for, yet very true.

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AMD has unveiled the first laptop CPU with 3D vCash,

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the Ryzen 9 7945HX3D, confirming previous leaks and rumors online,

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also confirming we should believe them every time, apparently. The 7945HX3D has a massive 128 megabytes of L3 cache,

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double the amount of the regular 7945HX non-3D.

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I wish they would put that in the name for me. So you might wanna get a headset for your next laptop

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because it might be hard to hear the game over the clap of your CPU's cache cheeks.

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And that's a Jacob original. You're welcome, world. In your world, literally everything has cheeks

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that can clap. If they vaguely sound like a sh**, then yes.

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I wish. Or at least that will be the case if you buy the single laptop model

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that will feature the chip. That's right, what is potentially

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the best mobile process of your gaming is exclusive to a specific laptop from ASUS,

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and no one seems to know why. Adding 3D vCash is a great way to boost performance

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without needing to increase energy or cooling, which should make the chip an easy sell

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for laptop manufacturers. And yet, according to AMD themselves,

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for the foreseeable future, the 7945HX3D will only be available

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in the ASUS ROG Strix Scar 17X3D,

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the laptop with more branding than a cow raised by a farmer with amnesia.

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I didn't do that one yet.

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Come on. Seven automotive brands are teaming up

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to accomplish two goals. First, they wanna bring a new EV charging network

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to North America, which to them, just means the US and Canada,

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but that transitions us perfectly into their second goal,

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angering every geography teacher in the world. Where's Mexico?

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We lost them in the last aisle.

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They went looking for the baño. Now this is still a good thing.

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The yet unnamed alliance wants to install at least 30,000 high speed EV chargers by 2030.

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That may seem a bit small, but right now in the US, there are 32,000 chargers for 2.3 million EVs

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and 21,000 of those chargers are Tesla super chargers.

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Now, while Elon has promised to open 7,500 of those

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to non-Tesla EVs next year, and Tesla has made partnerships

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with several car companies to allow them to design future models to use Tesla's NACS charging port,

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Mommy Musk is still picking and choosing which of the kids at the sleepover get the good juice.

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No steady D for you, Sammy. Still no juice for Preston, he's in time out.

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This new council of the seven will leverage public

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and private funds to try and create at least some

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of the 182,000 EV chargers that the US will need by 2030

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to fill demand for electric vehicles. Meanwhile, us Canadians will have to wait

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for a later stage for any stations up North.

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But we're good at that. While America went to war for their independence in 1776,

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we waited 91 years and then politely asked.

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You look pretty okay, don't ask any more questions. They gave it to us. It's time for five smaller stories

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that we like to call quick bits. So, get ready.

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In that's hardly surprising news, Apple designed their pencils to not work correctly

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with third party replacement iPad screens. Yep, see, see what I mean?

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As seen in a video from iCorrect, Apple has added a chip to their newer iPads

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that must be detected by the pencil or it won't be able to draw straight lines.

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Maybe it's trying to be an ally. Or it's trying to gaslight you to think you're drunk.

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Whoa, you drank a lot, are you okay? This practice of adding software locks to hardware,

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which Apple has done many times in the past, to make repairs more difficult

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is apparently called serialization. Not to be confused with serialization with a C,

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which refers to the phenomenon of non-serial breakfast foods slowly evolving

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into more cereal-like forms. It's serializing, no!

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Xbox has reportedly started suspending users who use emulators on Xbox Series consoles in retail mode

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and even banning players who upload retail mode emulators to the Xbox store.

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This comes just two weeks after a group found a way to re-enable emulation on Xbox

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without switching over to developer mode, which costs a one-time fee of $20

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and doesn't play retail games while active, so sorry.

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Now that group is shutting down. I mean, sure, the Microsoft Store policy

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prohibits emulation, but on the other hand, that's a stupid policy, because I don't like it.

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As Apple gears up to launch developer kits for the Vision Pro, we've gotten a good look

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at what it takes to get one. First off, you must use an app to measure your head

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and give your prescription for the lenses. And then have a net worth of at least $1 million.

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But once you have the device, it's so much simpler.

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All you gotta do is use it exclusively in a secured space,

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keep it a secret from your loved ones, keep it on your person or in eye shot while in use,

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and lock it in a Pelican case when not in use and keep it at the address it was shipped to

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unless you get Apple's written consent to move it. Wow, Apple takes security seriously.

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Maybe they should give some pointers to the world's military so their personnel

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stop leaking classified documents on the War Thunder Forum. Your take isn't accurate enough.

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I have classified proof. Here it is. Tesla has been exaggerating their cars' battery ranges

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for the last decade with real world ranges falling short of the advertised range

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by an average of 26%. Reuters reported the false advertising

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was a company-wide policy that came directly down

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from Elon Musk. The car's algorithms were programmed

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to give overly-optimistic projections until they dropped below the 50% mark,

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at which point they would reflect a far more realistic distance.

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Los Angeles to Las Vegas, hmm, how about Barstow instead?

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We can't stop here, this is bad country. Drivers, of course, noticed,

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and instead of advertising the correct ranges, Tesla created an entire secret team dedicated

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to suppressing the huge wave of complaints it was getting.

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It's like the A team, but for a terrible customer service.

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And do you think there's too many streaming services? Well, NASA doesn't because they just announced NASA Plus.

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It even has a trailer that tells you next to nothing, but it looks pretty cool.

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The beautiful visuals, it's basically an outermost. It's like space.

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They elaborate on their site that the service will not just be free, but also ad-free.

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And it will give you access to their award-winning live streams and even original series.

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Here's hoping for the Shonda Rhimes-produced space drama, Newton's Gravity, where Meredith Newton balances science

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and love aboard the International Space Station. Dr. Mattrimi or Dr. McSteenie?

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I'm in love with an asteroid, what do I do? And I'm also hoping you'll be back on Monday for,

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well, not for more tech news actually, because LTX is this weekend and we're taking Monday off,

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but there will be a talk link. So come back for that.

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Just wanted you to know what you're getting yourself into.