1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 NVIDIA may have canceled their rumored RTX 4090 Ti, 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:07,100 according to, what else, another rumor. 3 00:00:07,100 --> 00:00:11,940 They're metastasizing. I'm sorry, it's terminal. I'm Riley Murdock, this is TechLinked, 4 00:00:11,940 --> 00:00:15,320 and this claim comes from reliable NVIDIA leaker, 5 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:19,720 Kopite7Kimi, whose name is unpronounceable, 6 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:25,560 and you can't convince me otherwise. Kopite7Kimi also said that they had multiple sources 7 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:30,820 confirm that Team Green's next flagship, probably called the RTX 5090, 8 00:00:30,820 --> 00:00:33,940 unless Jensen has another midlife crisis and starts wearing flannels, 9 00:00:33,940 --> 00:00:37,980 will have a massive 512-bit memory bus. 10 00:00:37,980 --> 00:00:41,500 The last time NVIDIA put out a card with one of those was in 2009. 11 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:47,100 Years before I gave up on shaving the full mustache, I was cursed by a witch to grow every 24 hours. 12 00:00:48,100 --> 00:00:53,860 Do you think I wanna look like this? I do. Kopite also said that NVIDIA would be coming out 13 00:00:53,860 --> 00:00:58,500 with new versions of the 4070 and 4060 with lower grade chips, 14 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:04,060 most likely for the Chinese market. Wow, I mean, I can't even imagine an even worse 4060 15 00:01:04,060 --> 00:01:07,180 will sell that well, but I've never been to mainland China. 16 00:01:07,180 --> 00:01:10,620 Border authorities don't let me travel because they're afraid of my curse spreading, 17 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:17,780 and then all of humanity might end up looking like self-conscious Ned Flanders, uncalled for, yet very true. 18 00:01:17,780 --> 00:01:22,220 AMD has unveiled the first laptop CPU with 3D vCash, 19 00:01:22,220 --> 00:01:28,140 the Ryzen 9 7945HX3D, confirming previous leaks and rumors online, 20 00:01:28,140 --> 00:01:35,980 also confirming we should believe them every time, apparently. The 7945HX3D has a massive 128 megabytes of L3 cache, 21 00:01:36,740 --> 00:01:41,740 double the amount of the regular 7945HX non-3D. 22 00:01:42,620 --> 00:01:46,900 I wish they would put that in the name for me. So you might wanna get a headset for your next laptop 23 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:53,380 because it might be hard to hear the game over the clap of your CPU's cache cheeks. 24 00:01:53,380 --> 00:02:00,780 And that's a Jacob original. You're welcome, world. In your world, literally everything has cheeks 25 00:02:00,780 --> 00:02:04,780 that can clap. If they vaguely sound like a sh**, then yes. 26 00:02:04,780 --> 00:02:09,380 I wish. Or at least that will be the case if you buy the single laptop model 27 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:12,380 that will feature the chip. That's right, what is potentially 28 00:02:12,380 --> 00:02:17,860 the best mobile process of your gaming is exclusive to a specific laptop from ASUS, 29 00:02:17,860 --> 00:02:22,380 and no one seems to know why. Adding 3D vCash is a great way to boost performance 30 00:02:22,380 --> 00:02:26,300 without needing to increase energy or cooling, which should make the chip an easy sell 31 00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:30,380 for laptop manufacturers. And yet, according to AMD themselves, 32 00:02:30,380 --> 00:02:34,740 for the foreseeable future, the 7945HX3D will only be available 33 00:02:34,740 --> 00:02:38,940 in the ASUS ROG Strix Scar 17X3D, 34 00:02:38,940 --> 00:02:43,740 the laptop with more branding than a cow raised by a farmer with amnesia. 35 00:02:43,740 --> 00:02:47,020 I didn't do that one yet. 36 00:02:47,020 --> 00:02:52,140 Come on. Seven automotive brands are teaming up 37 00:02:52,140 --> 00:02:56,220 to accomplish two goals. First, they wanna bring a new EV charging network 38 00:02:56,220 --> 00:02:59,580 to North America, which to them, just means the US and Canada, 39 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:02,820 but that transitions us perfectly into their second goal, 40 00:03:02,820 --> 00:03:06,860 angering every geography teacher in the world. Where's Mexico? 41 00:03:06,860 --> 00:03:09,980 We lost them in the last aisle. 42 00:03:09,980 --> 00:03:13,180 They went looking for the baño. Now this is still a good thing. 43 00:03:13,180 --> 00:03:19,940 The yet unnamed alliance wants to install at least 30,000 high speed EV chargers by 2030. 44 00:03:19,940 --> 00:03:27,020 That may seem a bit small, but right now in the US, there are 32,000 chargers for 2.3 million EVs 45 00:03:27,020 --> 00:03:31,300 and 21,000 of those chargers are Tesla super chargers. 46 00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:34,660 Now, while Elon has promised to open 7,500 of those 47 00:03:34,660 --> 00:03:38,860 to non-Tesla EVs next year, and Tesla has made partnerships 48 00:03:38,860 --> 00:03:44,740 with several car companies to allow them to design future models to use Tesla's NACS charging port, 49 00:03:44,740 --> 00:03:50,940 Mommy Musk is still picking and choosing which of the kids at the sleepover get the good juice. 50 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:56,260 No steady D for you, Sammy. Still no juice for Preston, he's in time out. 51 00:03:56,260 --> 00:03:59,540 This new council of the seven will leverage public 52 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:02,580 and private funds to try and create at least some 53 00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:07,380 of the 182,000 EV chargers that the US will need by 2030 54 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:12,260 to fill demand for electric vehicles. Meanwhile, us Canadians will have to wait 55 00:04:12,260 --> 00:04:15,620 for a later stage for any stations up North. 56 00:04:15,620 --> 00:04:19,980 But we're good at that. While America went to war for their independence in 1776, 57 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:23,100 we waited 91 years and then politely asked. 58 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:27,780 You look pretty okay, don't ask any more questions. They gave it to us. It's time for five smaller stories 59 00:04:27,780 --> 00:04:33,740 that we like to call quick bits. So, get ready. 60 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:39,980 In that's hardly surprising news, Apple designed their pencils to not work correctly 61 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:44,300 with third party replacement iPad screens. Yep, see, see what I mean? 62 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:48,940 As seen in a video from iCorrect, Apple has added a chip to their newer iPads 63 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:54,140 that must be detected by the pencil or it won't be able to draw straight lines. 64 00:04:54,140 --> 00:04:58,900 Maybe it's trying to be an ally. Or it's trying to gaslight you to think you're drunk. 65 00:04:58,900 --> 00:05:03,620 Whoa, you drank a lot, are you okay? This practice of adding software locks to hardware, 66 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:07,180 which Apple has done many times in the past, to make repairs more difficult 67 00:05:07,180 --> 00:05:12,860 is apparently called serialization. Not to be confused with serialization with a C, 68 00:05:12,860 --> 00:05:17,340 which refers to the phenomenon of non-serial breakfast foods slowly evolving 69 00:05:17,380 --> 00:05:22,140 into more cereal-like forms. It's serializing, no! 70 00:05:22,140 --> 00:05:29,140 Xbox has reportedly started suspending users who use emulators on Xbox Series consoles in retail mode 71 00:05:29,140 --> 00:05:33,580 and even banning players who upload retail mode emulators to the Xbox store. 72 00:05:33,580 --> 00:05:38,340 This comes just two weeks after a group found a way to re-enable emulation on Xbox 73 00:05:38,340 --> 00:05:43,060 without switching over to developer mode, which costs a one-time fee of $20 74 00:05:43,060 --> 00:05:46,220 and doesn't play retail games while active, so sorry. 75 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:49,820 Now that group is shutting down. I mean, sure, the Microsoft Store policy 76 00:05:49,820 --> 00:05:54,340 prohibits emulation, but on the other hand, that's a stupid policy, because I don't like it. 77 00:05:54,340 --> 00:05:59,300 As Apple gears up to launch developer kits for the Vision Pro, we've gotten a good look 78 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:03,500 at what it takes to get one. First off, you must use an app to measure your head 79 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:08,580 and give your prescription for the lenses. And then have a net worth of at least $1 million. 80 00:06:08,580 --> 00:06:11,780 But once you have the device, it's so much simpler. 81 00:06:11,780 --> 00:06:15,380 All you gotta do is use it exclusively in a secured space, 82 00:06:15,380 --> 00:06:19,660 keep it a secret from your loved ones, keep it on your person or in eye shot while in use, 83 00:06:19,660 --> 00:06:23,700 and lock it in a Pelican case when not in use and keep it at the address it was shipped to 84 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:28,620 unless you get Apple's written consent to move it. Wow, Apple takes security seriously. 85 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:32,460 Maybe they should give some pointers to the world's military so their personnel 86 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:37,180 stop leaking classified documents on the War Thunder Forum. Your take isn't accurate enough. 87 00:06:37,180 --> 00:06:43,100 I have classified proof. Here it is. Tesla has been exaggerating their cars' battery ranges 88 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:48,340 for the last decade with real world ranges falling short of the advertised range 89 00:06:48,340 --> 00:06:52,980 by an average of 26%. Reuters reported the false advertising 90 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:56,300 was a company-wide policy that came directly down 91 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:59,420 from Elon Musk. The car's algorithms were programmed 92 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:03,780 to give overly-optimistic projections until they dropped below the 50% mark, 93 00:07:03,780 --> 00:07:07,140 at which point they would reflect a far more realistic distance. 94 00:07:07,140 --> 00:07:11,140 Los Angeles to Las Vegas, hmm, how about Barstow instead? 95 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:14,660 We can't stop here, this is bad country. Drivers, of course, noticed, 96 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:20,140 and instead of advertising the correct ranges, Tesla created an entire secret team dedicated 97 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:23,340 to suppressing the huge wave of complaints it was getting. 98 00:07:23,340 --> 00:07:26,420 It's like the A team, but for a terrible customer service. 99 00:07:26,420 --> 00:07:32,940 And do you think there's too many streaming services? Well, NASA doesn't because they just announced NASA Plus. 100 00:07:32,940 --> 00:07:36,380 It even has a trailer that tells you next to nothing, but it looks pretty cool. 101 00:07:36,380 --> 00:07:39,620 The beautiful visuals, it's basically an outermost. It's like space. 102 00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:44,540 They elaborate on their site that the service will not just be free, but also ad-free. 103 00:07:44,540 --> 00:07:49,380 And it will give you access to their award-winning live streams and even original series. 104 00:07:49,380 --> 00:07:55,940 Here's hoping for the Shonda Rhimes-produced space drama, Newton's Gravity, where Meredith Newton balances science 105 00:07:55,940 --> 00:08:00,460 and love aboard the International Space Station. Dr. Mattrimi or Dr. McSteenie? 106 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:06,380 I'm in love with an asteroid, what do I do? And I'm also hoping you'll be back on Monday for, 107 00:08:06,380 --> 00:08:10,940 well, not for more tech news actually, because LTX is this weekend and we're taking Monday off, 108 00:08:10,940 --> 00:08:14,620 but there will be a talk link. So come back for that. 109 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:17,220 Just wanted you to know what you're getting yourself into.