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If you're like us, you probably have fond memories of the iPod. While it was revolutionary, it wasn't even close to the first MP3 player on the scene.

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These aren't iPods! These are weird old MP3 players!

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Our buddy Dankpods flew all the way from Down Under to the Great White North.

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Come on, what are you doing? To show us the weirdest and rarest MP3 players made by PC brands.

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Is it coming out? We got Intel. We got Creative. We got Lexar. We got Dell.

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iOmega? Is that a zip drive? Yeah, this is some weird stuff.

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iOmega's dead, aren't they? Are they? Oh, I don't know.

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A moment of silence.

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Wait, isn't that the secret one that we shouldn't be showing? And a secret one that's from Linus' childhood.

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I think, I could be wrong and Linus could get here and be like, I never owned that and I'll roll with that as well.

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Any reactions, a good reaction. Wow, we're so prepared.

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Let's dig in. This one, I swear there is no paper trail at all of this thing.

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When I was looking into this, there's one JPEG and it's just this part heavily cropped.

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If you try and search up Lexar 128 megabyte, it will show Lexar 128 Gigabyte things and then that's it.

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Like, there's nearly no information at all. What are we looking at? This is a MP3 player, right?

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Oh, baby, this is back when megabytes meant something.

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Inflation's gotten everything. So 128 megabytes, carry music wherever you go.

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Everywhere. And data wherever you go. Maybe, yes.

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And I hate that the price got scratched off. Someone was very ashamed about what this costs back in the day.

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Because I remember my first flash drive was 32 megabytes and it cost a fortune.

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I believe this is either late 90s or very, very early thousands.

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We're going to have to find some paperwork in there to see what it actually, what it was actually made.

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Yeah, Lexar, they're still going, aren't they? They've been through a couple of hands at this point.

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They were micron actually at one point for memory SD cards.

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We know what happened with micron. Can you believe this is like 20 something years old?

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Pushin' 30 and everyone said no. Do you know what's crazy to me?

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Is this storage comparison on the back here? Two hours of music for 128 megabytes.

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That's 88 floppy disks? But I bet you that's like 64 kilobit, like...

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MP3's got a bad rap from these days because I've got some of these that are like used

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and they've still got slipknot on them from 1999. They sound horrible.

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Like early MP3 compression was garbage. And I bet you to get that many hours of music on 128 megs,

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it was just... It was probably 128 kilobit.

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That's what the standard was for a lot of stuff. Some of the lower quality stuff was 96,

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but yeah, you hear the cymbal ring and it's...

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Easy to use one button navigation, which has never been true.

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Having one button is not easy navigation. Keep believe no one copied this.

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After this no one replicated. Absolutely not. Everyone knocked off the iPod.

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But who wouldn't want the eggnipple interface? Do we know it the year?

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macOS 9 or above, Windows Millennium 2000 XP. That to me sounds...

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So it's at least... Turn of the century. Yep. For context, the iPod came out in 2001.

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The very first one. The way I found this was by searching MP3

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and scrolling for six hours. And then it appeared. I wasn't actually looking for this.

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Breathe the air, you're wasting it. Actually, no, don't do that.

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I hope it's super greasy. How's it feel? It's in good condition. It's not like rubber, right?

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No. Still got the protective bit over the screen too. My brand new knife.

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You can do a peel. A single AAA. It's not for retail trade.

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I don't know if there's an expiry on it. It doesn't look like it's leaked. No, it looks like it's in pretty good condition.

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So it's better than new Energizer batteries. You want to test it? Yes.

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0.6 volts. Hey. What's it meant to be? 1.3, I think.

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1.2. But it's still something hiding in there.

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Before we get into the documentation, we got the back case made in China.

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Wow. We got a clippable lanyard, a USB adapter.

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That'd be USB 1.1. Is this a... Why is it...

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Oh! It's got a USB on it. So this is if you have to put it into like a recessed port.

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And we got a pair of headphones. Dirty birds. Do you like treble?

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Dude, I love it. You love those. Why is the end all dirty?

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It looks like a chocolate bun. I don't know. Cause I thought maybe it'd be like rubber reversion, but it's not.

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I think it was from the battery leaking on it. Oh, yeah, put it in. That one's not going to work. No, I put it in.

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You can try it. Don't listen to him. Do it, do it.

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We can grab a... Yeah, let's go get a real AAA. What's this?

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That's the headphone jack? That's where the headphone goes in.

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It's only goes on one way. It only goes on.

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Oh my goodness. I tried to put it on. I hope it's got music on it.

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It turns on. No files. Okay, no, there is no music on it.

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Well, it's got a backlight. Yeah, it does have a backlight. It's like the indiglo watches.

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Look, there's some music notes. How many settings you got? Normal.

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Rock. Jazz. Classical.

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Pop. Boom. That is your V.

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Leave it on boom. We want boom, baby. Backlight.

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Condor. The menu is everything. It's not, there's no like setting submenu.

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We'll put music on it in a bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're gonna get these loaded up. I wanna see the Intel one now.

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Get away from me. This genuinely is one of my pride and joys of my nugget hood.

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This is the one I always wanted to bring. I didn't even know they tried.

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And 1999, they heaved this thing out. They really cared.

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Like every big PC company got in way before Apple

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and none of them had it hit at all. If it wasn't an iPod, no one bought it.

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The Intel Pocket Concert. This one's got 128 megs too, but does four hours.

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It's also got FM radio? That's sick.

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Durable aluminum. Very low distortion. I'm sorry, what'd you call it?

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It's spelled that, okay? I don't know how to tell you this. I'm pretty sure it's aluminium though.

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Bro, are you Intel? This is full of stuff, this is loaded.

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This is a big box. Like also look at the like. Poof.

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Poof. It's like exploding at you.

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Well, they had to. Cause this is how you knew about it. It was on a store shelf.

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Wow. She looks kind of scary. She's scaring the academy.

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11 megawatt high-put audio amplifier with a total harmonic distortion plus N.

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I don't know, what's that? Of 0.04%.

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And look at this man, he's gone for a run. Hopefully it comes with these headphones.

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Cause they look- All the wrapper on the back? They look something else.

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No, it's not as good. Look, there's just- Oh!

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We got a disc. Oh, it's sealed in its own.

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Okay. So much packaging. Look at the size of this manual.

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No one showed the upgrade key. Someone's going to take that and I won't be able to upgrade.

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Should we call Intel customer support? I think we need the software, the Intel audio manager.

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And it's telling us how to put in a CD-ROM. Which I guess was a big deal in 1999.

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Operating vehicles do not use your player and headphones while operating a motorized vehicle.

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Or riding a bicycle. Now that's what people do. That was going to say.

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With noise canceling now. Also look at this.

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Wait a minute. So the crappy Lexar, we got an actual energizer.

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And Intel was just putting in generic rubbish batches. How do you think they could afford this?

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That card stock, huh? Yeah. And also the security tape. Wow, so like genuinely, this is a brand stinking new.

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Oh no, look at all the foam from the headphones coming off. Like if you handle those, it's going to go-

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Just to degree. See, I'm not going to breathe this one in. Because this actually is like-

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This is gross actually. This is an issue. Okay, we have-

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What is that? We have this. Belt clip. Oh!

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It actually feels pretty good. It is metal. It is aluminum.

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Aluminum. Aluminum. Oh, it burned a hole in the paper.

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This sweaty greasy spot. That's acid etched onto the disc.

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If you're only using 150 megs, you're only going like that far.

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Could be full of free music. And it's going to put all that schmutz all over the headphones.

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This is a nice cable though. Feel that? It's a nice cable. I know a place you can get nicer ones.

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Well, not right now. They're awesome. But LTTstore.com, eventually.

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They're so good, you can't get them. Dude, it comes with a preloaded digital audio file

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entitled Guided Tour. We need to hear that. We have to hear that.

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We have to listen to that. Digital- Yop! Firmware version 1.0.

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It's a USB composite device. And then it went blank. This is meant to be a baffling experience.

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CD-ROM! No, you missed it! Setup D! Here we go.

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Whoa! If we show this on screen, someone will figure out what that says.

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Good. We'll put it in the comments below. Boost engagement. Would you like to receive free personalized music?

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Yes, recommended. Yeah, yeah, put this on the internet. I hate that there's no progress bar,

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even though most progress bars are a lie. We went past the progress bars.

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The progress bar finished, and now we gotta please wait. Whoa!

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Oh, God! 60 Second Studio Tour! Oh!

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Dot MP3. Oh! Put it in.

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Okay. Success! Yes, Intel Audio Manager.

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First name. Can we both add the same ID? Postal code.

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5000. Okay, that's good. Yes!

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Can we just put the ox cable in it? Welcome to the Intel Pocket Concert.

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Oh! I can studio tour. There you go. We've got hours of mind-blowing audio.

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What's happening with the doors? What was it like? But this is the minute tour.

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Just a few highs and lows over a really big sound.

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What is with the... Stop! Keep the door shut! We're filming in here!

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And we thought brain rot is a new thing. Thanks to the Intel Pocket Concert!

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Woo! Who kept opening and closing the door?

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What was with the door? There's a little knob on the left side of the player.

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Bump it up one click from the circle to the dash. That turns it on.

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Play, which you're doing already. I know. Click the big play button on the face of the...

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He's so far away. Watch out.

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Trouble with poets. There could be content match issues with this.

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High wire by the Clarks something. This seems like a genuinely good product.

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Yeah, it's got good reviews. This, I'd less enthusiastic about it,

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but maybe maybe our next one will be genuinely good too. This one's fun because it looks heavily used.

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It looks like it's been thrashed through oblivion. It's not. This baby is brand new.

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No, no, I'm getting to that.

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Just something to note about old MP3 players. Everyone bought iPods.

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Literally it was like 80% market share. It was like the Beatles. Never to be done again.

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But everyone tried to compete with it. And it's like competing with like your little brother

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or something who's like really famous. Someone looked at this for years,

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looked inside and went, oh, that's no good.

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And then they wrote iPod on it and chucked it in the shell. Like they can't escape the association.

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It's like a call in every game console on Nintendo. Well, I was going to say this.

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Reminds me of when Microsoft paid the NFL. A ton of money to use Microsoft services.

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And they kept calling it the iPad. They're just assessing the play on the iPad. Yeah, this one's great.

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This is an iPod mini clone, essentially. Except for the interface.

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The pocket DJ. But for like 20 years, people have opened this box,

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looked in it and went, I don't want that. Oh, feel the head.

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Oh, you know, actually that feels pretty good. Oh, oh, stickiness.

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Yeah, it's got the rubberized ends on it. I think this is 2004.

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This is like iPod mini days. And man, pirating was out of control.

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Metallica was on the phone with Dell like, tell them not to steal, tell them not to steal.

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This has Microsoft plays for sure certification.

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Five Gigabyte. Holy smokes. This is huge. And look, the birth of mini USB.

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That's actually a nice cable. If it wasn't an absolutely obsolete standard.

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It feels nice in the hand. It looks decent. Got Phillips screws in it.

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Should I get my LTT precision screwdriver from LTTstore.com and bust that out?

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Dude, you're such a shill and I love it. We are plugged in.

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Whoa! There's light. Ticking a while to start.

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Maybe the, the drive is all blocked up. It's never.

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It's not, I don't feel it moving. That's not good because we should.

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I hear it. It is moving. I hear it. Honestly, it would have booted by now. How do you know?

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Because I have a lot of these old MP3 players.

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It should have worked already. Get round of applause for the Dell logo, everybody.

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That's it. I'm opening up. Give it. Look, you guys sent me a dank pods one.

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Look at this and you put dank pods on it and it's green. It's like no one wants you to get in this thing.

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Okay. We've lost some plastic. Wow. Yeah. That's the absolutely tiny little micro drives.

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The takeaway, please don't steal music. All right. We got two more.

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This is the one I'm the most excited about and the inspiration really for bringing this here.

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Cause this is some proper wacky PC stuff.

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Freakin hip zip. These are click drives, I believe they're cold.

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It was like spinning magnetic meteors last gasp

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at fighting off solid state USB drives.

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And they're horrifically unreliable. Most people who've handled them, they just don't work.

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But 80 megabytes each. 80 megabytes. Huge.

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That's like a 10th of a CD. And infinitely times more fragile.

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Like these are so slim. And like, I mean, no one bought this.

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Can you believe that? No one bought this at all. Oh, you got to show the techie stuff.

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Cause this is a tech channel. System requirements. System requirements.

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The techie stuff you need to know. Eight comes with two discs, which is very...

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Oh, they're 40 megabyte. That's why it's 80 megabytes included. Those checks.

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They were lying. They're 40 megs each, not 80. It also doubles as an external 40 megabyte pocket zip drive.

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This thing's such a nugget. This one comes with a digital audio player carrying case.

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You were breaking it. Crack it open.

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Nothing. One.

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Cable. A plug that doesn't work in my country.

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Thanks for purchasing this Omega product. There is my chippy.

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It sounds... Oh, and tiny little cassettes. These are so fragile.

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This is not good. Enhance.

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Whoa, we got the sporty ears. What are they called?

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Labtech? They've just stuffed it with non biodegradable everything.

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It's like, don't want that to collapse. Hang on, someone's ripped into this.

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But it was sealed. I cut it open. It was in plastic. Who would want this?

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Now that's how it's meant to feel. Considering it has no media in it currently,

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feel the weight of it. That's chunky. Stop!

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Comes with two discs, hatefully. Omega wear. Omega wear.

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Yo, we got another key for a music match jukebox. Oh, because we lost the first one.

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People stole it. Now that takes me back. The old translucent cable.

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Oh, and we have another proprietary end dingle on it. So it charges via a like barrel connector.

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Yep, because USB couldn't do it. Early USB couldn't charge first device.

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It's why the first iPod used firewire.

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Oh, Omega. It's got a little, it's got a throbber.

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Insert a disc. Do it! Which way does it go?

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Yes, yes. Okay. Tell me what happened.

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It turned off way. This is so common for most of these ancient nuggets

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is that they don't do anything. Have you noticed all of these are silver and blue?

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That was the late 90s, early thousands. Updating the registry.

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Oh my God. Your kernel has been compromised. Hacked, hacked.

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One or nothing, there's songs on this. Get our overbuilt speaker in here.

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But look at where the fricking headphone jack comes up.

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They like forgot, they like put all the other ports and they're like, oh, shh.

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Hey! These work?

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This is playing off of spinning garbage. Well, now you've done it.

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Oh dear. Did it just die just then? Still, the audio's not outputting.

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Yeah, these are known to be unreliable, can you believe? I think she's dead, bud.

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I don't know, I'm still using it. Adam, Adam, stop.

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Just stop it. Get some help. Do you wanna try and plug it in and see if it detects?

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Yeah? Yeah, it says it's connected there, it doesn't say it's connected up here. The hip zip's no more.

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We heard a song on it. That's pretty epic. Oh, you gotta have it connected when you reboot?

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Oh! Oh! Oh!

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It's there! It's there! Congratulations!

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Used, 16.7 megs. That's rough, if there's four songs in here.

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It is actually still alive. Do you think the other CD has other stuff on it? That's CD.

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Disc life status, 100%. Subscribe my son, 16, a bit fat.

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In fact, you gotta restart the whole computer and have it plugged in.

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There's my chippy. Oh, yeah, no, it just, it recognizes that there's nothing there now.

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If this is hot swappable, that would be amazing. It's done it. It's hot swappable.

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We've got the same song. It's exactly the same. The Swingerillers and Dick Swab.

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Excuse me? They give you the same stuff on both discs

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because maybe they're guessing one of these is gonna brick in post.

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Oh!

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Dick Swab. Wow, it still works.

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Good for it. That was awesome. I love the hip set, okay?

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Both of these, we got a good 30 seconds at each of these before they compound into oblivion.

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I like how nearly everything is broken immediately.

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Straight away. I swear I've heard Linus bring up that he had one of these as a kid.

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Maybe I've just dreamt that and made it up and it's just absolutely not true,

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but I swear he's mentioned this. And this was the best music dingus

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that you could get at the time. It's like six gigs and it's got a butt.

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Look at that dumper on it. Yeah, that's chunky.

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Oh, Linus is here. Did I come in a little faster?

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That was great. That was a good segue. So we've been looking at all of these whack

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little MP3 players. That one totally worked. That one totally lasted for longer than 20 seconds.

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You seen these? Whoa, that's sick.

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It's basically the guts of a floppy disc. The last gasp of spinning magnetic media

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versus flash drives and whatnot. I love it. It's yours.

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Firewire and everything. Yeah, I don't want any more. So that's yours.

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You can have it, mate. Thank you. And you've got something else, right?

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Yeah, well, I mean, you've hidden it. You've taken it away.

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Just close your eyes. So he assures me that this is a gem from your childhood.

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I don't know. Is it an RCA lira? I've got one of them, but no. Did you have one of these?

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Oh, God. I didn't, but kids with more money than me did.

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These were so expensive. Yes, they were. And this is brand new inbox and it's yours.

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You can have it. Yeah, where are those kids with more money now, huh? How did you get this?

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Well, the trick is no one wants them. Right. And so all of these were maybe 10, 20 bucks each

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about six, seven years ago when I first found these. They were just being dumped on mass.

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And sure enough, I get it and open it and it's still brand new in it.

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Dude, it supports EAX. Yes. Six gigs.

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Like back when this thing came out, that was an ungodly amount of music storage.

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Eight megs of DRAM buffer. Wow, that's an investment that paid off.

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Wait, get that out of there. This guy's got RAM. Some things have aged well.

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Some things not so well. Six gig hard drive, a hundred hours.

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Okay, that's pretty good. Four hours of battery life on four nickel metal hydride batteries.

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Yeah. You only need a hundred batteries to listen to all of your music. You're right.

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It's totally new. At least I hope so. I've made sure not to pick through it.

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No, it's brand new. This tape has never been opened. 15 watts.

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Whoa. You can go with our other ones.

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Yeah, don't put them on your head. You will never get all this bits out of your ears. Oh, dude.

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Go play to tip it in. Is there like foam actually like holding up? Oh wow, these are really uncomfortable.

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No, come on. I can't get my ear to unfold.

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There we go. I gotta pull it through there. Hey, butt, butt.

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Just like the commercials. It's gonna hurt you. He's gonna hurt us.

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This thing ain't real good though. That's a heckin' USB cable.

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Yeah, I could make a better one. True spent cables. So, lttstore.com.

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Can you have them be in stock? You visit us once a year.

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I paid my own way. You walk up and you're just like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.

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Whoa, it's got a carrying case. No, I think this is a CD wallet. It's gotta be.

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No. I mean, this is when having a CD player was normal.

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Not only that, but I would imagine part of the reason that they would go with a form factor like this

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was that like my snowboarding jacket, for instance,

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I noticed it had been a while since I upgraded because I went to stash my gloves somewhere

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and I went, oh, I have a discman pocket. Does it have like a headphone out?

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Yeah, that's like. Whoa, dude. Back when they used to put durable ports on things.

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Got that big chunky B, if you know what I'm saying. Man, this thing is full of inputs.

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You weren't kidding. Volume control over here, headphone jack.

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And then you've got two line outs and a line in.

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So you could use it as like a desktop DAC? It seems like that's an idea.

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Or a something. Is this an IR receiver?

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Yeah. So if you had an older tape deck,

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or if you had an amplifier, you could literally hook this thing up

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and then you'd have a remote interface to play MP3s

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on your home stereo setup. I didn't think of that. I didn't.

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Yeah, well, you're not as old as me. I'm 36 now. Yeah, that's not as old as me.

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Oh, okay. Well, you're aging wonderfully then. It's all the infant blood that I consume.

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And other things that won't make the cut. It comes with two sets of batteries.

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That's eight hours of listening. Wow. It is too.

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I mean, we've got to try it, right? Yeah. I can't believe creative still exists.

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What do they even make now? I have a Sound Blaster card in my PC. I bet you bought it years and years and years ago.

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Months ago. Really? You just bought a sound card? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I realize who I'm talking to. So this is gonna maybe come across a little bit.

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You are aware of USB DACs, right? Yeah.

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Yeah, okay. PCIe is cool. And you have to rip your PC apart to get in there?

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It's fun. Okay. Install all of it. It's not my computer.

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Blow it up. Just hit okay. I don't want the jukebox tutorial. You're gonna need to sync this or something.

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Register now to enjoy a host of benefits. Quick, do it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Use only creative nickel metal hydride batteries.

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No.

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Yeah, this dude loves 3D. What are you guys talking? You know, these are not sound isolating at all.

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Crap. What about 3D? 3D music videos.

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Oh yeah, what was your first music play? My first music player was a Discman,

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obviously, because I'm older than you, but my first, I also had a Discman.

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My first MP3 player though was actually an RCA Lyra.

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And I sprung for the 64 megabyte model

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because the 16 one was like comically small.

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It existed only so that they could say it started at $99

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or whatever the pricing was. You wanted the, at least the 32,

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but you wanted the 64 megabyte model. And I'm not misspeaking.

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Megabytes, 15 songs. But hey, that was an album.

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And it didn't skip. It didn't skip. It didn't skip. I remember this actually sounding really good.

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It's meant to be like beyond CD quality sort of thing. Yeah, do you remember using these?

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No. Whoa, that's actually 3D rendered there.

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It's a tutorial. I'm turning this beast on. But you're not using the official creative batsman.

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I'm sorry, it's yours, it's yours. Wait, they want you to charge the batteries in the device.

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Oh, it's the charger as well. Before first use, charge the batteries continuously

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for 12 hours, ensure the unit is powered off during the first charge.

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But I've seen devices before that just will not turn on

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unless they've been plugged in. It's more of a new paradigm, but.

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Uh-oh. Where's yours? So we can just fire one up and have it work.

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So we can actually look at it. Nice gift, huh? That's yours. Okay, hold on, hold on.

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Maybe I just, maybe I put these in wrong. Maybe I put them in wrong. I did.

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I did. No way. That's embarrassing. Hate for that to be in a video.

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No, I'm not even embarrassed. Okay, look at this.

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Okay, which side's negative? Oh no, I see what's happened. Okay.

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Xbox controllers. They flip, but the springy bit doesn't.

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That's. That's maniacal. I've never seen a spring not be the negative terminal.

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Okay, no, it's gotta be. This is actually devastating.

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I was really pumped about this being brand. Cause like, this would actually be fun to have on the desk

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and it actually uses a music player cause they sound good and it lives on a desk

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and it's fucked. You found the other one, it's dead too.

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We must be doing something wrong. Yeah, that's it. I remember it being annoying to get going.

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You hold the play button for two seconds. Held it for four seconds.

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Did you put the creative batteries in here now? I did. Let's plug it in.

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Let's see if the computer detects it. This is everything that's included on it.

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You get several albums of classical music.

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Probably cause it's free license and no one's copyrighting it anymore.

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And lots of jazz music. So maybe it was just all the stock music on it.

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Several contemporary songs. Ray Gunn, isn't that the Australian breakdowns it?

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You get the entirety of Frankenstein on audio book.

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No, no, don't. It's copyright or something. Huh. One last thing I want to try.

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Oh, hey, I have a gift for you too actually. This is a lot more expensive than it looks.

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This protects you from the 5G. I can feel my DNA being cured with every second.

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Yeah. This is excellent. If you just want to like ironically put that

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on your stuff for a little bit, I guarantee you that people will notice

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and they'll comment. Cause this is like the brand name one. Are they comments that I want?

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I don't know, they'll maybe be funny. Well, thanks. You're welcome.

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One inanimate object to another. So.

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Remember this thing you didn't have in your childhood? You still don't have it now.

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That's not a conclusion to a video. I don't know what is. What's been an honor to waste your time?

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Thanks, Ray. Well, thanks for protecting me.

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You're welcome. I feel better with every second it passes. And thanks to you for watching this video.

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If you enjoyed this video, why don't you check out the last time Dank Pots was here and we looked at audio snake oil.

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Yeah. Yeah. The difference was that stuff didn't do anything.

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Hey.
