The wiring is half done. No, it's not.
No, but this is for the intro, you- It's done!
Don't disdambulate it.
This looks f***ing awesome! You never know what's going to make it into the Floatplane cut, Jake.
It really does. Wow, it's so orange.
There's been some very questionable stuff in Floatplane exclusives.
Floatplane.com? It's moments like this that I kind of go...
That's one racquet. Yeah, they do still need me.
F*** off. This place is a disaster.
I will roll up my sleeves and help with the never-ending...
You keep moving this. Stop doing that.
This is a... This is a whole system. It's going to fall.
It's going to be fine. There.
But hey, at least everyone's got their priorities straight.
If there's somewhere to kick back and eat snacks...
It's pretty clear I'm going to have to roll up my sleeves and get this train back on the tracks.
And then they restart.
Dan, fear not for the cavalry has arrived.
Point me at something to do. Rack outside.
Go. That's right.
Well, one more time.
Jake, Dan, fear not for the cavalry has arrived.
What are you doing? I'm getting ready.
What are we doing? Well, we have a brand new rack we have to install.
That sounds like the menial task you could accomplish. Cable management?
Okay, don't be like that about it.
You guys ready to go rack racing? No, you're wearing sandals.
Watch out, Dan. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We're good, we're good. Oh my God.
Oh, no, close me in. Did I tell you there's a reason I'm on medication?
Close me in, close me in. It was nice for five minutes.
There you go. Okay, here we go. Here we go.
Oh my God. Linus, if you scratch the thing, you owe me a hundred bucks.
Oh, that was close. Oh my God. Oh, it's really hard to steer.
You're going the wrong way. Oh, no.
God, I hate you. I'm just going to tip over. Okay, get his side.
God, I hate you.
Come back. Come back. You love it.
I feel like WorkSafe would be more... Come on, we're going to have fun, Jake.
Back up, back up.
Oh, I'm close. Stay in here. Oh, okay.
There you go. Yes, please, please, for the love of God, just stand.
Okay. Now, we're going to leave him. We're going to leave him in there.
Stand in the place where you were. I'm going to tip it over. Right, Linus?
What? What? Oh, God.
Please, Dan. I stopped you. It would be really funny if you were the one to f*** up.
I'm a fraction of the weight that this thing can support.
It should be fine. Until we're going through the doorway.
Wait, is this going to fit through the doorway? No, it fits. It fits through the doorway?
At your house. Okay, slow down. Oh, God.
Oh, God. No, it'll fit. It fits.
It totally does. Rotate. Okay.
Watch it. If it fits, I sit. Just rotate.
Are you going to make us do this the whole time? I hope so. I'm not going to make you.
We have a bit of a lip here. Yeah. I'm going to show where they killed the safety guy.
I was going to say. These walls are not closed up yet.
There's plenty of places you could stuff a body.
Yeah. It would smell great. Oh, there's looking pretty good, Andrew.
Oh, it fits through the doors. They have too much Ethernet in them.
Yeah, we'd hate for the, like, gases that come off the body to, like, decay the...
Don't get caught on my Ethernet runs. Yeah, that's fair.
I've got enough on it already. I love that it fits through doors. One nice thing, you just have to ruin it for me.
Whoa. Look, I have a couple of nice things and you just have to ruin it for me.
Save them for you? That was not me.
The only person near the switches the night of the murder was Linus Sebastian.
He did not have an alibi. Yeah, it was Jake in the server room with the cables.
Find the cables.
You'll never find them. Yeah, goodbye.
And the door was bent at the front? Yeah, yeah.
I just kicked it one day and it unbent itself? Yeah. Um, that's not how that works.
It didn't unbend itself. It did. It bent back.
It was perfectly straight. 100% perfect. I was here.
It was, like, a miracle. I kicked it. It was, like, a miracle.
You see why I can't trust these guys? You employ us. Yeah.
What are you pulling? Actually, who here has an employee phone plan?
Yeah? You guys all do? Okay, then just hotspot.
Roll it. It's on the other room. It's on the other room.
Did I mention LinusMediaGroup.com? Slash jobs? It's on the other room.
These things are super cool. They're called rap studs.
And basically, they make it so that you don't have to deal with the...
Oh, my God. Okay, I can't get this one out. Taking them out is a little more annoying than putting them in.
Here, let me show you. You push it over like that.
Oh, okay, that's actually a little better. Once you know how to do it, it's not that bad.
Okay. I wish that... I wish I knew where the duos were.
They make little two-pronged ones for 1U devices, like flash panels.
That's even easier, except I don't know where they are.
They're at my house. Of course they are. All right, I brought them to his house.
F***. Did you look in there?
You didn't bring them back. You made a conscious decision to leave them there.
You were like, these don't really matter. I don't believe that.
Roll the clip. It's probably footage somewhere.
There's probably footage somewhere of him saying it doesn't matter.
Yeah, I'm not used to doing real work.
Things that are not going to be in the final cut.
Jake, it's one of those things that's like, I wish I could just make jokes like that
and not have people go, I knew it.
You know, I wouldn't say that if it was true.
Well. It's just a really warm hoodie. LTTstore.com.
Jesus Christ. See, he is working.
Exactly. He's chilling. Who could chill LTT stores?
Hard as me. So start it for you. I've started to just say it.
Just randomly. 40. I'm going to need to.
Oh, all of these browns are.
Remember, they're supposed to be brown, purple, brown, purple.
Oh, no, no, no. I'm stupid.
It's okay. Can I help you guys? We need yellows.
You need yellows. Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. Right away, sir. And probably some of the black nuts as well.
Black nuts. He wants.
Don't. Nevermind. He just says don't.
Hey, guess what I've got for you?
D's. Thank you.
Water. He's making a face.
Oh, oh my God. Damn. Oh, no.
Yellows. White. That's the PDU holders.
Let's start again for the third time.
I'm always reminded whenever someone does that accent of the guy who sold me my first
car. Hello, buddy. There used to be a workaround so that you didn't have to pay provincial sales tax on
a car that was a gift and they didn't have any process.
Before it was even, you could do it even if you were a family.
Yeah, you could gift a car to a friend and they didn't have any process for determining
what the reasonable value of that vehicle was.
So we go in to register the vehicle and they go, and so you guys are friends and he's
like, yeah, it's very good friends.
And this is the story of how Linus committed tax fraud.
I think it was long enough ago that it could be out.
Yeah, I think so. And we're actually pretty good about it these days so it should be fine.
We're pretty good about not committing tax fraud these days.
Well, it's important, right? Because I don't really want to go to prison.
Where would you guys be if I was in prison? I mean, here probably.
Probably working more effectively.
Damn, Daniel. Which I can say.
Is he wearing white vans? No, but I own some now.
He does own them. I made them by them. Imagine if we had to do this with actual cage nuts.
Oh my God, I would not. I would go home. I would go home and just leave, put it on the spot.
Oh, there's no water in there. No, that's further that you hold it.
Do I need some other color ones to be put in here maybe?
Yeah, here you go. Why are we color coding this?
Does it matter? Well, it doesn't really. But the red ones are kind of a different size in the purple ones.
You see how that is how loose these are? Yeah. It's because they're made for thicker racks.
Exactly. We're going to put patch panels on them because we don't care as much about the security of those.
Yeah. Speaking of which, do you want to do stuff with things?
I do. Put this in the hole. Things with this stuff.
Yeah, sure. I can help support it if you want. Yeah, that's what I was asking.
Down, down, down, down, down, down. Oh, okay. Where do you want to put it?
There. Okay. Beautiful thing.
Does this one go over the top rack? What is that one?
It's a 48 port? Yeah. Hold on.
How many XGs do we have? Hold on, hold on. I have a rack.
I have a map. I have a map, map, map, map, map, map, map. That's our one N48, which N48 is.
We have two of these. N02. N02.
So that would be the very bottom. Yeah, that goes in port 25. 25.
Well, I don't have that yet. Also, we know something's changed, remember?
30, 29. I removed it. 28.
Or do you want me to? There. I told James I got diagnosed with ADHD and he was like,
what? You're like the least ADHD one of us.
He fits in so well.
I was like, I don't think that's how that works, but okay.
When some companies evaluate a higher for cultural fit,
they might look for, you know, work ethic or common interests.
We look for a positive ADHD diagnosis.
All three of us. I got mine after.
They were desperate. Yeah. I had mine before either of you.
I had mine like a year or two ago. Yeah.
They had mine just recently. Yeah. Okay.
Oh my God. We need more brown things, man.
We need more switches. More switches.
So are these, where's the other end to go?
I'm going to do that right now. Okay. Does it take on Sauron?
Jesus Christ. Oh, there's no yellow things.
We need the yellow things. Here, have the coffee.
Okay. I can get coffee. Which one?
All of them? Okay. 32.
Well, I need this one. Yeah, Dan. Dan, stick in 32.
Dan. Dan. Hello, Dan.
Come on. Stick it in the hole, damn it.
Bud. Bud. Come on, guy.
It's like trying to watch your dad type.
Hey. Oh, that's mean. That's the point.
Oh my God. Every time I would use the computer in front of my dad, he'd be like, wait, wait, wait.
You're not reading any of the prompts. I'm like, oh, I'm reading the prompts.
Oh, I'm reading the prompts. Just fine. Also, they don't matter.
It's install shield wizard. Who cares?
I already signed my life away. You think I'm going to buy this product and not use it because I say they're going to
sell my data? As if. I mean, realistically, Vivendi probably didn't profit much from my gameplay stats.
And who? That is a throwback. Oh my God.
Roderbund. I don't speak old man.
It's okay. It'll only damage the floor.
And that's why he has a rugged laptop.
I learned from blindness. Dude, the trackpad is awful.
Well, yes. Yeah. Every time I have to use Dan's laptop, I want to.
You know, commit Sudoku. But I'm supposed to like.
I think we have all you planned for that. What, my job?
Is somebody going to tell me what my job is? No.
The key is to just have a bunch of people that don't actually work in the building figure
out for us. That sounds like a good idea.
Yes. Smiling with the stain.
But also no. Oops. No, not that.
But yes, but no. Where's the other end? Oh, it's in use.
Okay, cool. Okay. I'm just going to put yellow thingies in all the thingies.
That's a good thing to put in the things. Hey, we can pull that UPS out.
Every time we use these, I'm super impressed. Me too.
They're phenomenal. Yeah. But it isn't here yet.
And all our cable trays so that we can finish off the warehouse. Oh, cool.
Yeah, we're putting like actual cables for him. Wow.
Like we're doing it right? Yeah. That's why it's taking so long.
Well, it is taking. Because I'm doing it myself.
Just behind your lines? I just get to watch and laugh. Okay.
You tell me how to do it. They have approval to use contractors.
It feels wrong. They choose not to use contractors.
This is not what they keep telling me. It feels wrong to spend your money.
They are full of lies, Jake. They have approval?
Yes. Nobody told me that. But they call some contractors right now.
They have to show me the quotes, obviously. Oh, wow.
Well, if you just say no to all the quotes. I don't.
They're not long enough. Okay, maybe barely.
I don't even have power in it yet, Lance. I mean, the holes are here.
Oh, yeah. The plan was to keep the power in it the whole time.
Okay. Well, that plan got kicked in the head. Oh, you know the one that unplugged it while I was doing that?
I didn't unplug anything. I'm talking to Jake. Yeah, but I didn't unplug the power.
I'm just going to take out more rack studs. No, I didn't.
I need some. Hi, Tim.
Hi. Hi. You want internet?
No, I just want a VPN so that I can use my phone planned with the infrastructure
that we have in the other building. I'm working on it.
We're working on it. Do you have a phone plan?
I can't actually do any work right now.
We're going to be like plugged back in in probably 45 seconds.
Yeah, it's orange. So that's good.
We're going to be plugged back in in like 45 seconds. We're going to have very orange internet when it works.
Can I just start pulling these out?
Are they all labeled? I would not do that. It's going to take even longer.
I mean, there's only five of them. Realistically, that's probably going to help detangle this.
Well, this is the one that they were plugged into, right?
U11, U9. Does that sound about right there? That's probably the one.
Yeah, it's on the map. It's on the map.
Yeah, I'll just pull that out. There's no maps where we're going.
Nice, Tim. I mean, how long do these take to?
Not that long. Actually, yes, long.
These are kind of... Bring this to me. These are kind of just bundle to me.
And then, yeah. Thank you. Oh, my God.
I think this one goes here. I don't remember. Where's U28 on the map?
Oh, my laptop's gone to sleep. Give me the laptop.
I didn't think you guys were actually going to pull this.
Can you hold this, Linus? That's why I said we should label them first.
They are all labeled.
What did I say? U26? Use something.
Use something around there. It'll be 37.
Here, trade you.
How are you going to do this?
Hold on. Where is this coming from? No, wait.
No, no, no, no. Hold on.
Okay, just a second. Can we all just chill for a second here?
Where does this go?
Which one? The one in your right hand or left hand?
Left hand. This is completely tangled up with the thing that I'm holding.
This is one of the first ones that went into the building.
I see. So how many of those can we take out?
I see they all kind of go here. Yeah, so if I could just remove these four.
That's a good idea. Okay.
Are they in order? U20? Yeah, it doesn't matter.
It's in the thing. They're all going to come out. Okay, I get it.
They're all going to come out and get combed and cabled and nice eventually.
I've heard that a lot of times.
Like rack nuts? Like the nuts themselves? The wacky ones.
Maybe just two. Dan, can I pass you through this four and you can put it into the patch panel?
It might be a little bit easier before it's popped in. Got it.
There you go.
Okay. Is that one supposed to go there?
Yeah, 37. Should I check on the rack?
Yeah. Is there one that goes in 39?
Oh yeah, so U25, 26, 27, 28.
Okay. That is correct.
28, 29. Wait, 29?
That was 26. 26.
Yeah, it helps to have legible writing if you're going to label things.
Yeah, there you go. You can just take them out one by one.
Yeah, just take it. Yeah, I'm just going to take it. Yeah, you will.
What the hell was that? Internet? That was our internet.
Okay. I mean, sure. We didn't need that where we're going.
Which one's this? Tim, you don't need internet ever again, right?
Is he gone? I think he's gone. He quit.
He quit. I mean, I don't blame him. They haven't had equipment, a facility.
They haven't even had a floor to stand on.
To be fair, they were told not to move over here. This one's 35.
That's true. And then they did it. We did tell them not to move over here.
Why did they move over here? I don't know. They needed the space, I guess.
I guess. I'm just putting this on. Not my problem.
I'm just here to plug cables in. I'm just here so I don't get fined.
That's funny. That's actually like my favorite NFL moment ever.
35. Oh, man. Just here so I don't get fined.
God, I dropped the screws out of the water.
You don't need that where we're going, son.
Wait. Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm the giver. I want this giver.
There you go.
I mean, I give you guys shit.
Correct. I actually need to.
You guys give me so much of my own medicine.
I am now the world's foremost authority on the taste of my medicine.
Yeah, you are. It's like, God, this is so irritating.
I wonder what it's like working for me. Yeah, I mean, this place is so well organized.
It's a miracle you can't find things. Okay, this says Alex.
What kind of label is Alex? You name them now?
That's your writer, Alex Clark. No, no, it isn't.
What? Is it? Yeah, that's for his desk.
So that's a writer's area and they're done in a bundle.
Yes, you can just take that off. That's what it was designed for.
If it makes you feel any better, your genius labeling system on the other side doesn't make any sense either.
Oh, whoa, buddy. This whole extraction process has been a process.
And I'm actually glad we have you to help.
I wasn't going to say it.
Thanks to him. I know it was hard.
You get one a year. You get one a year.
Don't worry. Oh, wow.
So I get nothing for the rest of the year. Perfect.
Well, that's how often you help some. Wow.
Wow. Sometimes I impress myself.
What the hell is this one?
Oh, there it is. Unless it just broke. Oh, well, bye.
Oh, did you show him the room of cables?
Sorry. The room of cables. You mean the fish bowl?
Yeah. Yes. That was in the intro.
Okay, good. That was in the everything over here is falling apart intro.
We need these. I put it on the wrong kind of floor. Totally kind of falling apart.
That was in the they clearly need me portion of the video.
Tell me something. Do they have internet right now?
I don't know. The one you're doing is their internet.
Really? Yeah. Oh, maybe.
No. I don't know. It's been slow going over here, but admittedly it is a little bit challenging having your desk and all of your tools and
materials in a completely different building.
Every time. What? And then people come and move it.
Yeah. Every time I forget something, it's like five or 10 minutes to go back to another one.
And Dan forgets a lot of things.
Hey, it's true. True.
Nice. He's new. He's not new.
He's relatively new here, but he's been doing this for years.
Oh, you know what? There might be things actually running through it.
I guess I didn't check that. Uh-oh.
These are many of them, not the same lengths, which is a little challenging.
You might want to plug that UPS back in.
I did. Oh, there's two of them. Yeah, they're both in.
Okay. I think it's this one.
Start pulling, Dan.
Hell yeah.
Okay. Now what?
Now we make sure that it's ... Now I'm not getting hit in the face with it.
It's just nerve-bait.
Yeah. When I was thinking of making a video about my new car, one of the lines that I had in
the video was, like, it's great for attracting attention as long as you want it from men
with facial hair, because so far everyone who's wanted to talk to me about it has been
a dude with facial hair. Yeah. It's like guys who got by cars to impress girls, like ...
Well, that's the same. You go into the gym, you get swole.
All you do is impress bros. Same with a cool car.
I buy cool cars to attract men.
Which is fine. It's not even working for you. It just isn't my preference.
Why? I just mean other car guys.
W3A. Don't worry. I'm just trying to get the internet to work again.
I'll just stop doing that and come help. No, no.
You're good. Internet is good. How did you guys somehow make this worse?
I did not make this worse. 33?
Do we have anything in 33 yet? 33 of what?
The patch bay. Oh my God. Sorry, what?
In mine? No. Here.
Oh. 33? Okay.
Where does mine go? What do you have in it?
Lots of things. U1 to U24.
Oh, you're doing that one.
39. Okay. Right at the top.
So then all the other ones would be no U.
Because this is all the U. It doesn't matter.
Just plug it in. Sorry, which one do you want?
Leave your hand through it. Here.
Oh, seriously? Yeah. Okay.
What did you call it? Nature's bucket.
Nature's bucket. That's what my mom calls me.
Do you want to get a nature's bucket from here?
That doesn't make sense. Oh, that's it.
You okay, Dan? Yeah, I can't find where this one goes.
Nobody's ever asked him that before. That makes sense.
I'm using my Amex card today. What are you, my therapist?
To take noise. This is working great. Okay.
You want to take these and stick them in the holes? I'd love to. One more.
All right. I love. Honestly, I've gotten more utility out of this metal Amex card from using it as a tool
than I have as using its paper things.
Now I don't want to get rid of it because it's so useful.
I use it as a knife, a screwdriver, I've opened bottles with it. Let me not show the credit card number on the back.
I had a metal card from Carrot for a while and it was super cool that it was made of
metal or whatever. I had a lot of issues with it in machines.
Oh, this one works fine. Oh, okay. But it's also like 80% of the business, so I imagine if it had problems, that would be
a problem for the business. Carrot is a wild company.
You know what they are, right? Yeah, influencers. They're kind of venture influencers.
So basically they issue you credit, not based on your credit score, but by how many followers
you have. I wonder how that works because it's still through Visa.
Visa does all the processing and is the credit issuer.
So they must have to put up collateral. No, they must have a different underwriter.
So they must have figured out some kind of scheme.
Private capital that's like, you know, we'll take on this.
Yeah. Okay. It's a weird business model.
When I heard about it, I was like, I'm here for it.
For me, it's great just because, well, I'm standing in all of my credit, right?
So if I can have something that is not affected by my regular credit, and so we just have like
another card that we can max out every month. I've seen other companies like that too now pop up.
The Amex card. Let me cover the numbers here.
Oh yeah, there we go. I can, there you go. See?
Oh my God. It's like indestructible.
I've opened bottles with this thing. It's great.
Now who put wheels?
I'm still recommending that. What?
I'm getting down there. Why?
It's great. I mean, I wouldn't get this one. You get the cobalt.
That's the one that's sick. Okay. You get five extra.
You got the last two red ones. Okay, there's it.
Everywhere I've flown in the last year has been free. Oh, that's kind of sick.
Okay, where did these go? I already found them. Is that even the right spacing?
That's not even the right spacing, Dan. Okay.
That's not the right spacing. So where do you want to put the cable underneath it? There should be one gap underneath it.
What? No, I mean, where are you putting that?
Oh, it's not the right spacing. Shut up, Dan.
Yeah. That's horrendous looking now.
Okay. There's a couple of things we need to de-visify a little bit.
Do you see any lights on these? No. No.
And pull it on, plug it. Well, no, I just meant like we could just go like this.
Why is this one out of the top? Just unplug them. Unplug them.
Yeah. Okay. Do we have Wi-Fi yet?
I mean, this one was just going nowhere. I was coming to my, these two cables.
Oh, I see. Oh, we have Wi-Fi here. I'm in the back of the wreck.
Now I can fix things. See you later.
We sit in my director's chair.
I don't think that's happening. That's why it's happening.
Um, yeah, we seem to have a problem.
We seem to have a Dan problem.
Don't talk about him like that.
Dan infestation. How many have you got? One.
That doesn't seem like that many. It's enough. Don't let a Dan in your business.
It will go under. It's nice working with you.
Was it though? It was like acceptable. Yeah, I really shouldn't lie to your face like that.
I'm going to get the other two.