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Spen, how do you think Linus is gonna do? Terribly.

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I don't think he's gonna get any of them, to be honest. Maybe Mr. Beast.

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Oh, I think he'll really love the food. All of it. He also hasn't eaten lunch, so...

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Probably, like, he'll guess, like, one or two things are correct, and then...

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There's a little thing that'll correct. How do you think you're gonna do? Do you even know what this video is about?

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I'm not sure what we're doing. Oh, we're doing influencer food!

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Oh, I'm very excited. I'm a pretty picky eater, so no offense to my fellow influencers,

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but it probably sucks. Emotional damage.

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Assuming the intro will be something like... As long as it's a boxer brief.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, blur that, blur that, blur that. lttstore.com, let's go.

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Okay, you got more drinks or food for me or something,

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and then I'll introduce the steaks. Steaks? Am I getting steak?

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Oh, you'll be getting something. I couldn't think of anything funny, Chloe Plain.

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So there are steaks in the challenge now with this, on top of your rating and giving the best and worst.

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Oh, really? Oh, okay. I mean, the last one got like 5 million views or something.

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We really have to change this one. This one? 6 million.

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Oh, okay. Yeah.

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My phone! Listen, the show goes on.

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Did something break? No, that was just my phone notification sound.

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Am I really going to be eating it blended? Because that's not really going to be fair to it.

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Well, no, no, that's only to get it wrong. It gets added to that, and at the end,

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you have to drink whatever mistakes you made. But I also evaluate a not-blended one.

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Yes, of course. Oh, okay, that makes sense. See, I feel like, ooh, I'm giving this an 8 out of 10.

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I'll be like, what influence are you on? You'll be like, I have no idea. Okay.

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Like, add it to the blender. Okay, all right. Is this video got the same energy as the last one?

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Is it good? I would probably eat, and rate, and then guess.

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Should I leave those ones as is, or like, go back and do a quick summary?

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Maybe a quick summary, just in case. We have both options.

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All right. Okay. Mr. Beasburger, overall, I'm giving that a 6.

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Oh, did you try the fries? Oh, is this fries? Yeah.

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Oh, okay. All right. Of course, I haven't tried the fries yet.

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Oh, here, we'll just have the burger sitting here, so they can kind of put it wherever they want.

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And then the hot sauce is kind of chilling. Okay.

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Of course, I haven't tried the fries yet. Of course, I haven't tried the fries yet.

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Of course, I haven't tried the fries yet.

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Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Well, I was ready to give the burger a 6.

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Maybe even a 7. I mean, meat quality seems fine.

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I like the bun. Real cheese, rather than processed cheese.

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These fries are dragging down. Those score these.

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I think I've cooked McCain fries in my oven that tasted better than this.

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Those are really, really bad.

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You don't have to order fries. So I'm going with a 6 for Mr. Beast.

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You don't have to order the fries. I'm going for a 6 for Mr. Beast.

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Okay. Is that it? Okay, summary?

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Yeah. What the hell is this box design, though?

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Looks like we couldn't figure out how to get it open, either.

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That is a small bag of cereal.

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That is like two servings for me.

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A sandwich hole game inside.

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Open here.

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10 out of 10 for presentation, that's for sure.

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I'm going to be getting in the weeds a little bit here. No, this is part of the experience.

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We're not ready for packaging, just for food.

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Do you have any tape? Can I get some tape, please?

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No, no one's going to help me. That's fine.

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We don't mess up. We're all camera shut. You have other food that might get a little soggy.

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What? Depending on how long this takes. Okay, I'm going, I'm going.

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Why would you... Okay, I'm going quick, okay?

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Well, how the hell are you supposed to get this open?

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Oh, here you go.

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Okay, we're calling that good enough.

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Oh, you put the bowl of milk in.

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Nice. Okay, that is pretty sketchy.

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Okay. So, that does not smell very good.

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All right, over it. Let's try the cereal. Are they trying to make it kind of healthy?

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There is quite literally nothing in this.

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I don't think I've ever seen a blank or nutrition facts label

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for something that is one third sugar by mass.

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Oh boy, did they ever manage to make it not taste very sweet.

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Man, I am... Everyone's going to hate me.

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Like, I know some of these people.

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I don't think Jimmy's ever going to talk to me again. All right, here's your next round.

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Something to drink. Can't tell if you're having too much fun with this

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or if I'm having too little. Coffee and tea.

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I don't drink coffee. You know that, right? Yes.

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Okay, cool. So, we're all on the same page about that.

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Let's start with the tea. I like tea. Oh, God.

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What does sweet otter cake batter blend taste like?

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Better than birthday cake, this full-bodied roast sings

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with vanilla buttercream frosting and sprinkle flavors.

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Well, that's very promising. Chamberlain...

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What, Emma Chamberlain is even on there, is she? Well, you're getting too far ahead of yourself.

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Take a coffee and drink it, all right?

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Is that Emma Chamberlain? I realize I don't even know what she looks like.

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I haven't seen her since she won the breakout creator of the year,

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her first year. That's her, isn't it? So, I'm going with that.

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I mean, it tastes like coffee smells. I've had one sip of coffee before this in my life.

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It was for that video, doing stuff the manly way.

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And it was easier for us to just make actual coffee

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than to have prop coffee. And it was easier for me to just drink it

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than to pretend to drink it. So, that's the one time I've ever tried coffee in my life.

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I really can't say I understand the appeal, but if I had to drink coffee, this seems okay.

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Thanks, Emma. I know nothing about coffee.

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I give it a 9. Whoa!

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It was somewhat palatable. I mean, that's all I really ask.

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Awesome coffee club. Paradoxa, something West Africa.

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Don't read it. Coffee.

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Cherry and cocoa. Mm-hmm.

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Wow. Good job. 9. This guy loves coffee.

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Now, who is this one? Oh, awesome coffee club.

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You're getting far too ahead of yourself. What are you doing here?

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Look at other things. No, what I'm doing is I am cheating.

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Stop cheating. I am checking for similarities in the packaging

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to see if you guys are trying to pull one over on me with two products from the same person.

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Already, I can tell this is also Emma Chamberlain.

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So, I got you on that one.

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Hold on, we'll try it. How'd I get to be 30?

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I wish. Good job, Emma.

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If I like more bitter coffee, then I guess this is my thing.

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9. As for this, who seems like an awesome coffee club kind of person?

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No reading packaging. I'm reading the packaging.

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He looks like he really likes awesome coffee.

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He does, but that is not who made that coffee.

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That is the rock. That is the rock?

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Shut up. Well, that explains why he looks like Dwayne Johnson.

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I'm going to pour the made coffee. Don't pour.

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That'll ruin. That'll be real bad.

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I was willing to do it. Is this the awesome coffee?

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You also need to pour the, I can't believe I'm 30 mug in there.

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What? Because that is not by Emma Chamberlain.

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This is not Emma Chamberlain. They just used the same OEM. What if I say it like this?

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Top of the morning.

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All right. Well, pour it in. Top of the morning.

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Wait. Oh, Jacksepticeye? Yes.

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Oh, okay. So they're just buddies and use the same coffee supplier?

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Because there's way too many similarities in these packaging.

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Oh, no, there's no way these aren't the same.

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What? Two factories just randomly came up with the idea of putting exactly this shaped hole

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in their little pole thing. No, no, these are from the same place.

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Maybe they just get their packaging from the same place. I don't know for sure.

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Okay, good job, both of you. Right, I have to put this one in too.

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Oh, man. It's more coffee than snack.

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Ooh, gamer tea. How about the tea? Ooh, gamer tea.

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Yep. That's plain tea. All right.

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Good job. Seven out of 10? Six out of 10.

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It's really boring. This is the boringest tea I think I've ever tasted.

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It's not offensive though, which is a plus today.

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No crickets that I know of. Now, who makes this?

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Well, it's the same one as Gamer Sups. Unfortunately, I don't remember.

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Hold on. Let me see if I can remember who Gamer Sups is.

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Gamer Sups, was that the cricket bar? No, no.

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Gamer Sups was the nut one.

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This guy. No. Crap.

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This one? Yes. The balls.

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This is really coming off the rails here. I don't know if you're going to take that.

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Yeah, you get teabagged your way. I'll get teabagged my way.

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Okay?

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How did Buddy manage to make a 12-minute video

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about a 30-second gummy candy challenge?

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Ad revenue, baby. You made a 20-minute video, guys.

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Shots fired?

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Yeah. This is just fake. He's just making fake faces.

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Come on. Maybe it's expired like most of the other food we've had today.

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This is not that sour. I was like, my tongue was all ready.

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You know Pavlov's dog? I was like, I'm about to eat something sour,

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and my tongue's like... Well, maybe this will make your mouth water.

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Oh. Because it is water.

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Okay. Gamer water. I thought we did gamer drinks last time.

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Oh, crap. I've seen this logo before, but I forget who it is.

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Shoot. I should have been paying closer attention. Well, you want to pay attention to what's in front,

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which is the flavor of gamer stuff that this is. Hey!

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There we go. Emotional damage flavor.

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Wait. And anime pistol bikini chick flavor.

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Got it. Anime girl thigh. Guacamole gamer fart 9000.

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And emotional damage flavor.

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Okay. So these are just licensing their likeness,

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and this is just some energy drink.

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So for the cups, we don't usually start with pricing,

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but how much would you say these cost?

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Servings per container 100.

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Well, then these are probably like 40 bucks. So, yeah, it is usually $40.

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Yeah. And the cups are additional.

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But the cups are really hard to get. The cups are hard to get?

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How much would you pay for a cup if you wanted this cool shaker with an anime girl on it?

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I don't know. Five bucks. $9.99.

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Well, we went on eBay to get this, because we really wanted that cup.

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Oh, God, how much did we pay for them? $100 US dollars for the cup.

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Why? And then we have two of them, because gamer stuff's then just sent us one of the cups.

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So we have two of that cup.

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I mean, this one's cool.

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Seriously? And what is it with people spending way too much on cups?

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Well, have you seen the cups? Yeah, I've seen them.

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They're plastic cups. Like, you know you can get these at the dollar store, right?

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That's a shaker. All right, first of all. All right, try them out.

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All right. Well, I guess I'll start with anime girl fi.

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I've always wondered what ink tastes like.

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Oh, it's, um, it's creamsicle.

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Because they're creamy.

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What would you rate it? Oh, it's way too sweet.

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That's, I don't know, six. And whose flavor is that?

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Oh. Well, that guy. I have no idea what the f*** their name is, though.

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Flork of cows. Flork of cows. Thank you.

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All right.

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Now we've got keto friendly. Who is this supposed to be?

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Well, here, why don't we try it? Guacamole gamer fart.

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Okay, it tastes like that blue dye that's in blue Gatorade.

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Yeah, what blue number is that?

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Blue number one. Blue number one.

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Blue number one. Uh.

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Okay, well, you take a second. I'm going to take that piece of wood.

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Fine. How dare you touch my wood.

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There you go.

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Oh, that one kind of sucks. I'm giving that one like a five.

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I don't know. I'm afraid to guess. Oh, wait.

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Where the f*** is my pen?

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Your pen. Yeah, my pen. My marker.

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I took it. Where did it put it?

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Your pen is gone. Pen gone.

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What kind of pen? She has your new ratchet ones.

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What dry erase? Yeah, dry erase. It has to be a dry erase or a sharpie?

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I mean, no, not a sharpie. Oh, it has to be a dry erase.

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Yeah, it has to be a dry erase. No, no, no, you're not marking off who you've done.

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No, no, no, no, I'm not. I want my damn marker.

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Okay. Where's my marker? I'm getting it.

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They make me eat all this stuff. They confiscate my marker.

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Yeah, no, I don't have it. We don't have markers anymore. Oh, yeah, yeah.

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What happened to it? You guys just took it from me. It was right here.

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Yeah, someone took it and said, ooh, don't mind if I do.

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And then I haven't seen it since. Okay. It took me till now.

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I remember his name.

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Stephen He. Yes.

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No more emotional damage. Okay.

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Now I can guess his. Wait, did you guess the other guy?

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Ah, yes. Very mediocre fruit punch.

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Five out of 10. Stephen He. Got it.

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Okay. Right. Back to blue plus sour.

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Top guy. No. Middle.

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Top middle guy. No. Crap.

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I don't know who. No, I don't, I'm not talking. This is going to be.

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Do you want to add just about or do you want more liquid? That's a lot of liquid.

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Oh, it's so splashy. So, now who is on the cup?

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Who's on the cup? Somebody on that board is on the cup.

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Somebody on this board is on the cup.

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Is this a trick? Like I'm supposed to look in the cleavage and there's like a tiny picture of someone?

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Like I don't really. Yeah, look at the cleavage Linus.

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Let it speak to you.

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I don't know. This doesn't look like any of those people.

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Well, you may. Well, there's only one that we haven't seen yet so far.

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So I'm going to go with her. I'm sorry.

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That is wrong. What? Well, who's this supposed to be?

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It's Jay Schlad again. What?

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Him? Yeah. How's he on this?

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That's his character. But or is like profile picture turned into an anime girl.

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Oh, please. All right. You ready for the last round?

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Yeah, I'm ready. Bring it on. This looks disgusting.

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I'm full. You got to get a close up of this because it's like, it's like moving on its own a little bit.

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Well, this is your final round and there are some familiar faces.

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Ooh.

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Oh, Prime is back. I mean, we tried this last time.

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Prime was your top rated drink last time.

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How will it compare with a different flavor and a new energy drink?

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Kim K. Is that like Kim, that Kim K? Or is it a different Kim K?

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You'll have to guess. Red Bull The Winter Edition.

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Fig Apple. I mean, sure. Okay.

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Zoa is Dwayne The Rock Johnson. I remember that from last time.

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It tasted like absolute ass.

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This one's not bad. Oh God.

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It has aspartame in it. Yuck. Okay.

00:17:12.500 --> 00:17:15.500
Well, it was really good up until I tasted the aspartame. Five.

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Wait. Is it aspartame or the other one? Sucralose?

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Is that? Sucralose one. Whatever.

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Anything other than cane sugar tastes like butt. See you later, buddy.

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All right. What do we got next here? Oh, okay.

00:17:27.500 --> 00:17:30.500
So these are both Prime. All right. Let's try the two new.

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These are two new Prime flavors. They're new to you. New to me.

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Got it. Do you have to shake this? This seems like something you should shake.

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Kind of looks like cum.

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What? I don't make the rules. Ooh, I can't say that's my favorite flavor of this.

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Four.

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Mmm. Tropical punch, though. Oh crap.

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Is that our official sweetener again? Yeah.

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I was ready to give it like an eight, maybe a six.

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What are you using? Sucralose. You know, there it is again.

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Bleh. Okay. Who's that by?

00:18:10.500 --> 00:18:13.500
What? Prime's by Logan Paul. One of the Pauls.

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KSI, though. What's Paul? KSI for sure.

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No, no, Jake. Jake, it's Jake Paul. Right?

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Oh, I don't know. No, it's one of the Pauls. Whatever, they're the same.

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Which Paul is it? They're the same person. No, this is how you get out of putting it in your drink.

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Is it Jake or is it Logan?

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Damn it. I don't remember.

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I've only sort of followed their careers. I've never watched one of their videos.

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Logan. Is that your final answer?

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Sure. You're correct. Yes, so good.

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Well, that Madam Moon one is not very good. Okay, so this is just Red Bull, though, right?

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Winter edition? I mean, if I normally drank Red Bull, I'd think this was great.

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Not bad. I give it a six and a half.

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Now, which one is Red Bull? What do you mean which one is Red Bull?

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On the board. Oh, stop.

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The only person we have left is this. Is that Kim Kardashian?

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Or is there a different Kim K? Is that your final answer?

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Well, all I have to do is say Kim K and I can't be wrong.

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Well, you have to point out who they are on the board. The board's there.

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Yeah, there. That's her. That's her.

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But I don't know who that is. Is that Kim Kardashian?

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It's actually an artificial. This person does not exist.

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Oh, it's not a real person? No, that's Kim K. Come on.

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Watch entertainment tonight once in a while. Well, no, I mean, she just doesn't normally look like that.

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Is that new or old? I didn't make the board, but I assume it's new.

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Is that a new picture? I didn't make the board either.

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Who made the board? Nobody knows who made the board. Dennis, did you make the board?

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I just dropped this up and it happened to be here.

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Is that like AI generated? No, that's Kim K.

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The person who made the board published a Google Kim Kardashian and then that photo came up.

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Yeah, that's pomegranate sprite.

00:20:03.500 --> 00:20:08.500
No, that's Kim Maid. Oh, sorry, Kim Maid.

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It's artificially sweetened again. Cool.

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Gross. Which one is this? It doesn't have any sweetener in it, apparently.

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That doesn't make any sense unless there's like a new name for it that I'm not familiar with.

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Oh, sucralose. There it is. I just couldn't see it.

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Yeah. Okay. Not bad.

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I can taste it, though. Can people stop putting sucralose in it? In things like, like, please.

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It just kills the aftertaste. It's got that chemically aftertaste.

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Oh, right. I'm supposed to rate it.

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That one's a solid seven until the sucralose kicks in.

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Like, if they were using cane sugar to sweeten it, it'd be delicious.

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You know that they haven't used cane sugar and stuff for like 20 years, right?

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They do in Mexico. We're not in Mexico. Well, maybe we should go to Mexico.

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Sponsored by Mexico.

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Oh, it reeks. My stomach is...

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Well, it's basically this.

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That should give you some idea. But with more stuff.

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With hot sauce. I do know how to use the splinter. Okay.

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After you, sir. So, first things first.

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I'm the realist. Am I right? English-speaking fans?

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Where are you at? My icky heads? You got a crowd here.

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This is crazy. Why me?

00:21:28.500 --> 00:21:31.500
Why'd you point me out of everyone's belly? Well, Vance has to be here.

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No power. Call him. I can't say anything.

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He won't say anything back. What?

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Okay, so, Belle. That smell.

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Yeah. Yeah, it's that. So, you sure?

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You sure you want to drink any of this? Yeah, I'll name how many tips I'll take.

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You take them, and then I'll drink after. Uh-huh.

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He's very warm. He's very warm. Oh, God.

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That is extremely unpleasant. No, no, no, no.

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Oh.

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We got to chew it. Yeah, you didn't finish your glass.

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Don't work.

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Why do you want to do it? Thanks so much for watching while you're drinking it. Thank you so much for watching.

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And thanks to all my friends in the influencer community for, uh...

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I don't know, these products. Ooh, crickets.