{"video_id":"fp_5Ou0YvwazV","title":"CSF: The Floor Is Lava... WITH ROBOTS","channel":"Channel Super Fun","show":"Channel Super Fun","published_at":"2021-10-13T22:25:00.045Z","duration_s":470,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":3.1,"text":"These are my friends, and this is the warehouse that they have to escape.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3.1,"end_s":10.34,"text":"But there's one thing. The floor is lava! You must make it across the room, but if you touch the lava or a robot vacuum, you are eliminated.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":10.34,"end_s":13.42,"text":"This is stage one. There are two robots on the ground.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":13.42,"end_s":17.62,"text":"Look at them. They're so menacing. Wait, is Serge controlling them?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":17.62,"end_s":21.56,"text":"They're AI. Serge, no! Can't we go?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":22.4,"end_s":25.46,"text":"Go! All of us? No! F*** you!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":26.9,"end_s":30.28,"text":"James and Dennis have already made it. F*** you robot.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":30.28,"end_s":33.9,"text":"You need a boost, bro? Oh, I almost slipped there.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":37.4,"end_s":42.06,"text":"Am I done? You lost one of three lives. Dammit! It will only get harder from here. I'm sorry.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":42.06,"end_s":44.78,"text":"You might want to put your helmets on the right behind you. What?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":46.22,"end_s":52.94,"text":"Congratulations! And welcome to round two! Whatever you do, don't touch the walls, caution tape, or barbed wire.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":52.94,"end_s":57.6,"text":"And we have one more robot on the ground. Wait, we're taking turns?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":57.6,"end_s":61.52,"text":"Doesn't mean the last person has a disadvantage because the sand is gone. That's exactly what that means.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":61.52,"end_s":65.82,"text":"I'm going for a bull. I'm a wet noodle here.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":65.82,"end_s":70.32,"text":"Those robots are sucking. Hurry! Sorry guys, I just went for it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":70.32,"end_s":73.32,"text":"Wow, you look like Connor McGregor. You just touched that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":73.32,"end_s":77.32,"text":"What is that? That was wind. I didn't see it. That was wind from my body.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":77.32,"end_s":80.32,"text":"Hurry up! He's coming straight for me.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":82.32,"end_s":86.74,"text":"James is down to two lives. It's coming down, move!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":86.74,"end_s":89.74,"text":"Oh no, no, no! What?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":89.74,"end_s":93.74,"text":"Oh my gosh! She's right on me.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":93.74,"end_s":97.74,"text":"James, you're monkey crawling. That's smart.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":97.74,"end_s":101.74,"text":"No! Oh no, oh no!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":101.74,"end_s":105.74,"text":"Go Dennis, go! Watch out for the wire!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":105.74,"end_s":109.74,"text":"It's coming back! I'm coming!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":109.74,"end_s":114.16,"text":"Nothing, nothing happened! Nothing, nothing happened!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":114.16,"end_s":118.16,"text":"No, no! How do I do this?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":118.16,"end_s":121.16,"text":"Why guys? Not that easy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":121.16,"end_s":125.16,"text":"We should have never had technology!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":125.16,"end_s":127.16,"text":"Why did you turn it?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":129.16,"end_s":133.16,"text":"I know! I hate robots!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":134.16,"end_s":138.16,"text":"Sarah and James have made it across, and Colton is not far behind.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":138.58,"end_s":143.58,"text":"Do not try to pretend you're on my team!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":143.58,"end_s":147.58,"text":"Come on, Dennis! Nice lunge.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":147.58,"end_s":151.58,"text":"Why are you saying shush? The robots can't hear you, Dennis.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":151.58,"end_s":155.58,"text":"Oh, you're so close. His head!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":155.58,"end_s":159.58,"text":"Did we touch the wire? We all touched it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":159.58,"end_s":163.58,"text":"Because Sarah died so thoroughly. I'm going to let you choose your partner for the next round.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":163.58,"end_s":167.58,"text":"James! You don't even know what the game is.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":168.0,"end_s":172.0,"text":"Stage 3, you thought this was easy before? Well, now you're tied together.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":172.0,"end_s":177.0,"text":"Teams must balance all the way to the end and think of a creative way to cross the 7 foot gap.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":177.0,"end_s":181.0,"text":"Wait, we have to be attached? Your team as well.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":181.0,"end_s":185.0,"text":"I didn't pick him! It doesn't matter.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":185.0,"end_s":189.0,"text":"The X is good. This is going to be easy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":189.0,"end_s":193.0,"text":"This is very easy. How do we get over there?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":193.0,"end_s":197.0,"text":"What? Do you have a plan?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":197.0,"end_s":201.0,"text":"One of us has to die. Since you died so thoroughly last time,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":201.0,"end_s":205.0,"text":"it's only fair that I use you as a stepping stone. No!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":205.0,"end_s":209.0,"text":"I feel like there's a better way around this. We take our helmets off and use our helmets as stepping stones.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":209.0,"end_s":213.0,"text":"Go, James. Go, James.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":213.0,"end_s":217.0,"text":"It keeps moving with me. It's stuck to my foot.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":217.0,"end_s":221.0,"text":"Okay. Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":221.0,"end_s":225.0,"text":"Okay. All right, James.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":225.0,"end_s":229.0,"text":"How are we going to do this properly? Oh, God.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":229.0,"end_s":233.0,"text":"They're really tippy. Okay, are we running out of room?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":233.0,"end_s":237.0,"text":"It keeps moving with me. It's stuck to my foot. Go, James.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":237.0,"end_s":241.0,"text":"Go, Sarah! Oh, no!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":241.0,"end_s":245.0,"text":"Sarah! You have to unhook this dead wave.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":245.0,"end_s":247.0,"text":"Yeah, exactly.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":249.0,"end_s":253.0,"text":"James, you are also down to one line. We got to win now, Conan.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":253.0,"end_s":257.0,"text":"Okay, now we're going to stick to the right side. Okay?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":257.0,"end_s":261.0,"text":"Hello, Conan. I'm here to kill you. Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":261.0,"end_s":265.0,"text":"Oh, my God! That was close, Conan.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":265.0,"end_s":269.0,"text":"Where are you? How am I supposed to get across this?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":269.0,"end_s":273.0,"text":"You're only a few feet away. Conan, you die. I don't die.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":273.0,"end_s":277.0,"text":"You guys have to figure out how to get across this. Do use the things around you.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":277.0,"end_s":281.0,"text":"Use the things around you. Oh, Dennis.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":281.0,"end_s":285.0,"text":"Oh! Okay, Dennis, what I was going to do,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":285.0,"end_s":289.0,"text":"actually, no, I'm not even going to help him. He's lost cause. Figure this out.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":289.0,"end_s":293.0,"text":"Beside you, Dennis. Beside me. Not that side. The other side.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":293.0,"end_s":297.0,"text":"Use the board, Dennis! Use the board!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":297.0,"end_s":301.0,"text":"Yeah! Reajot. Reajot.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":301.0,"end_s":305.0,"text":"Whoa! Dennis was the only person to make it through.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":305.0,"end_s":309.0,"text":"Colton is eliminated. You're gone. Welcome to the battle arena.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":309.0,"end_s":313.0,"text":"Sabotage is allowed. Each of you get one gladiator stick","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":313.0,"end_s":317.0,"text":"and you can't leave the stage until someone is eliminated.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":317.0,"end_s":321.0,"text":"Oh, wrong foot. Wrong footing.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":321.0,"end_s":325.0,"text":"Whoa! Hey, James, why don't you go next?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":325.0,"end_s":329.0,"text":"No, thank you. Are you sure? Ladies first. No, no, I really think you should go first.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":329.0,"end_s":333.0,"text":"Nope. I don't trust you.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":333.0,"end_s":337.0,"text":"Well, I won't hit you. Go on, go fight him.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":337.0,"end_s":339.0,"text":"There's robots and Dennis over there.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":343.0,"end_s":347.0,"text":"As if, Dennis. I wasn't going to go defensive, but not anymore.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":347.0,"end_s":351.0,"text":"Okay, well, alliance. No alliance.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":351.0,"end_s":355.0,"text":"No alliance. Nope.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":355.0,"end_s":359.0,"text":"No! Okay, I have one more alliance.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":359.0,"end_s":363.0,"text":"Now it's your turn, Sabotage. Let's get Dennis.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":363.0,"end_s":367.0,"text":"Is that right? No!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":367.0,"end_s":371.0,"text":"No! Do you want to be a lion?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":371.0,"end_s":375.0,"text":"Ha! No!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":375.0,"end_s":379.0,"text":"No! Stage five.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":379.0,"end_s":383.0,"text":"There are ten robovacs, caution tape and even a rope swing to cross the lava.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":383.0,"end_s":387.0,"text":"First one to cross wins. All of the robovacs are in position.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":387.0,"end_s":391.0,"text":"This is the last round. The first person to get to the other side","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":391.0,"end_s":395.0,"text":"wins. Not you, Dennis.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":395.0,"end_s":397.0,"text":"Turn on all of the robovacs.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":399.0,"end_s":403.0,"text":"Start the vacuum. Go!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":403.0,"end_s":407.0,"text":"James! God!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":407.0,"end_s":411.0,"text":"Oh, oh, oh. So many.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":411.0,"end_s":415.0,"text":"Oh, no. That's done.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":415.0,"end_s":419.0,"text":"Sarah, catch up. How am I going to do this?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":419.0,"end_s":423.0,"text":"Hand count? I can't even tell.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":429.0,"end_s":431.0,"text":"Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":433.0,"end_s":437.0,"text":"Ah! Oh, Dennis, you got the rope anyway.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":437.0,"end_s":441.0,"text":"Ah! Oh, my God.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":441.0,"end_s":445.0,"text":"Oh, my God. Go, go, go, go!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":445.0,"end_s":449.0,"text":"No! Congratulations, James.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":449.0,"end_s":453.0,"text":"You win the robovac. I got to be honest, guys.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":453.0,"end_s":457.0,"text":"This feels great, but I know that when I swung on that rope, my foot hit the lava.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":457.0,"end_s":461.0,"text":"I could feel it. I think this vacuum is yours.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":461.0,"end_s":465.0,"text":"No way! And thank you to you, Phi, for sponsoring this video.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":465.0,"end_s":469.0,"text":"Check the link in the description to get your own. Thanks for watching. Subscribe to Channel Super Fun.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"These are my friends, and this is the warehouse that they have to escape. But there's one thing. The floor is lava! You must make it across the room, but if you touch the lava or a robot vacuum, you are eliminated. This is stage one. There are two robots on the ground. Look at them. They're so menacing. Wait, is Serge controlling them? They're AI. Serge, no! Can't we go? Go! All of us? No! F*** you! James and Dennis have already made it. F*** you robot. You need a boost, bro? Oh, I almost slipped there. Am I done? You lost one of three lives. Dammit! It will only get harder from here. I'm sorry. You might want to put your helmets on the right behind you. What? Congratulations! And welcome to round two! Whatever you do, don't touch the walls, caution tape, or barbed wire. And we have one more robot on the ground. Wait, we're taking turns? Doesn't mean the last person has a disadvantage because the sand is gone. That's exactly what that means. I'm going for a bull. I'm a wet noodle here. Those robots are sucking. Hurry! Sorry guys, I just went for it. Wow, you look like Connor McGregor. You just touched that. What is that? That was wind. I didn't see it. That was wind from my body. Hurry up! He's coming straight for me. James is down to two lives. It's coming down, move! Oh no, no, no! What? Oh my gosh! She's right on me. James, you're monkey crawling. That's smart. No! Oh no, oh no! Go Dennis, go! Watch out for the wire! It's coming back! I'm coming! Nothing, nothing happened! Nothing, nothing happened! No, no! How do I do this? Why guys? Not that easy. We should have never had technology! Why did you turn it? I know! I hate robots! Sarah and James have made it across, and Colton is not far behind. Do not try to pretend you're on my team! Come on, Dennis! Nice lunge. Why are you saying shush? The robots can't hear you, Dennis. Oh, you're so close. His head! Did we touch the wire? We all touched it. Because Sarah died so thoroughly. I'm going to let you choose your partner for the next round. James! You don't even know what the game is. Stage 3, you thought this was easy before? Well, now you're tied together. Teams must balance all the way to the end and think of a creative way to cross the 7 foot gap. Wait, we have to be attached? Your team as well. I didn't pick him! It doesn't matter. The X is good. This is going to be easy. This is very easy. How do we get over there? What? Do you have a plan? One of us has to die. Since you died so thoroughly last time, it's only fair that I use you as a stepping stone. No! I feel like there's a better way around this. We take our helmets off and use our helmets as stepping stones. Go, James. Go, James. It keeps moving with me. It's stuck to my foot. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right, James. How are we going to do this properly? Oh, God. They're really tippy. Okay, are we running out of room? It keeps moving with me. It's stuck to my foot. Go, James. Go, Sarah! Oh, no! Sarah! You have to unhook this dead wave. Yeah, exactly. James, you are also down to one line. We got to win now, Conan. Okay, now we're going to stick to the right side. Okay? Hello, Conan. I'm here to kill you. Okay. Oh, my God! That was close, Conan. Where are you? How am I supposed to get across this? You're only a few feet away. Conan, you die. I don't die. You guys have to figure out how to get across this. Do use the things around you. Use the things around you. Oh, Dennis. Oh! Okay, Dennis, what I was going to do, actually, no, I'm not even going to help him. He's lost cause. Figure this out. Beside you, Dennis. Beside me. Not that side. The other side. Use the board, Dennis! Use the board! Yeah! Reajot. Reajot. Whoa! Dennis was the only person to make it through. Colton is eliminated. You're gone. Welcome to the battle arena. Sabotage is allowed. Each of you get one gladiator stick and you can't leave the stage until someone is eliminated. Oh, wrong foot. Wrong footing. Whoa! Hey, James, why don't you go next? No, thank you. Are you sure? Ladies first. No, no, I really think you should go first. Nope. I don't trust you. Well, I won't hit you. Go on, go fight him. There's robots and Dennis over there. As if, Dennis. I wasn't going to go defensive, but not anymore. Okay, well, alliance. No alliance. No alliance. Nope. No! Okay, I have one more alliance. Now it's your turn, Sabotage. Let's get Dennis. Is that right? No! No! Do you want to be a lion? Ha! No! No! Stage five. There are ten robovacs, caution tape and even a rope swing to cross the lava. First one to cross wins. All of the robovacs are in position. This is the last round. The first person to get to the other side wins. Not you, Dennis. Turn on all of the robovacs. Start the vacuum. Go! James! God! Oh, oh, oh. So many. Oh, no. That's done. Sarah, catch up. How am I going to do this? Hand count? I can't even tell. Okay. Ah! Oh, Dennis, you got the rope anyway. Ah! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Go, go, go, go! No! Congratulations, James. You win the robovac. I got to be honest, guys. This feels great, but I know that when I swung on that rope, my foot hit the lava. I could feel it. I think this vacuum is yours. No way! And thank you to you, Phi, for sponsoring this video. Check the link in the description to get your own. Thanks for watching. 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