{"video_id":"fp_4AU40e5ftc","title":"What's in your Steam library?","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2023-09-20T14:00:00.059Z","duration_s":2140,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":3.84,"text":"We're gonna ask you a bit about your Steam library. We've got the Steam calculator here.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3.84,"end_s":8.08,"text":"You wanna see just some stats about your Steam library, what you're up to, what you're gaming on,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":8.08,"end_s":11.76,"text":"and maybe how much money you've spent. It's a little obscene, I'm not gonna lie.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":11.76,"end_s":16.16,"text":"That's okay. So I wanna ask you first, how much do you think the value of your Steam account is?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":16.16,"end_s":22.48,"text":"I wanna say I have like 600 games. That'd be a couple grand, let's say $2,400.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":22.48,"end_s":25.72,"text":"And how many hours do you think you played in total on your account?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":26.72,"end_s":31.12,"text":"Probably not that many, maybe 362.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":31.12,"end_s":34.72,"text":"362 hours total, on record. I don't feel like it's that much.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":34.72,"end_s":38.64,"text":"On record. Oh, well, I play a lot of Binding of Isaac and Slay the Spire.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":38.64,"end_s":42.28,"text":"Probably 100 hours into this. Let's say 462.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":42.28,"end_s":46.88,"text":"Your account is evaluated at $12,000,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":46.88,"end_s":50.16,"text":"and that's at today's prices. Oh, that's today's prices too?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":50.16,"end_s":55.64,"text":"At today's prices. And it's lowest it's valued at $3,000, approximately 3,000.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":56.52,"end_s":60.12,"text":"I hope I bought everything on sale. I'm sure. That's the way to do it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":60.12,"end_s":64.48,"text":"Everything on sale. And then lastly, your total hours on record? 2,600 hours.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":64.48,"end_s":68.6,"text":"2,600? I'm actually surprised. I don't feel like I played that many games,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":68.6,"end_s":73.6,"text":"but I play some games a lot, I guess, more than I thought.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":73.64,"end_s":79.76,"text":"More than you thought. How many games do we even have? So you have 832 games, and you played 437 of them.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":79.76,"end_s":84.52,"text":"Yeah, actually that's not a bad ratio. That's not a bad ratio. 50%, that's not bad at all.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":84.52,"end_s":87.88,"text":"There's some people that will have 10% of those games played, right?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":87.88,"end_s":91.24,"text":"What did I say? What are summer sales? I'm a gamer. He's a gamer.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":91.24,"end_s":94.92,"text":"So at the very top, can you take a guess? What are your top games? Slay the Spire. It's gotta be.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":94.92,"end_s":98.76,"text":"It is Slay the Spire. Your play time? Best of all time. 238 hours.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":98.76,"end_s":101.96,"text":"See, that's why I was like, there's no way I have 2,600 hours.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":101.96,"end_s":105.8,"text":"My most played game is probably only 100, 200. What was your second most played game?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":105.8,"end_s":109.48,"text":"Probably Binding of Isaac. Left 4 Dead 2. Oh, so I used to stream,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":109.48,"end_s":113.12,"text":"and I would stream every day. Left 4 Dead 2, so that makes sense. With mods?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":114.04,"end_s":117.84,"text":"Just fun. Some character mods. That's fair. You gotta play Shrek as the tank.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":117.84,"end_s":121.72,"text":"There's no other way to play. And now we have some great insights into a gamer.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":121.72,"end_s":124.92,"text":"A real gamer. A real gamer. Hey, Adam.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":124.92,"end_s":128.0,"text":"I have some questions about your Steam account. Okay. My Steam ID.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":128.0,"end_s":131.68,"text":"Oh, okay. It is my username. No.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":131.68,"end_s":133.36,"text":"What? Oh, God, how do I?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":135.28,"end_s":138.64,"text":"Oh, I pressed the go. I didn't look. I didn't see it. No, no, it's fine.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":138.64,"end_s":142.0,"text":"It didn't even work. Can you take a guess at what the value of your account is?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":142.0,"end_s":145.84,"text":"It's probably not that high. I think I have like 500-ish games.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":145.84,"end_s":149.44,"text":"Okay, if everything at today's price is, I'm gonna guess, let's say, really low balling it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":149.44,"end_s":154.56,"text":"So 500 times 10 is 5,000. Say like, let's just bump it up like 7,500.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":154.56,"end_s":158.6,"text":"That's a pretty good guess. Yeah? 7,349. Yo, that's pretty close.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":158.6,"end_s":162.48,"text":"That's a good guess. That's pretty close. Nice. What do you think your total amount of play time is","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":162.48,"end_s":165.88,"text":"on your Steam account? Don't let me throw it off, because I definitely know that one of my top games","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":165.88,"end_s":171.36,"text":"is like a clicker game. So it's been open for like 1,000 hours. I'm gonna say it's somewhere around 3,000 hours.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":171.4,"end_s":175.24,"text":"Double that number? 6,000 hours? My God, I've wasted that much of my life.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":175.24,"end_s":179.6,"text":"6,185. 6,185. Wow, I really thought better of myself.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":179.6,"end_s":185.2,"text":"Take a guess at what your top game is. The most played. Top most played game, because I think Time Clickers.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":185.2,"end_s":189.48,"text":"It's caught, it's here at 990 hours for Time Clickers.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":189.48,"end_s":193.6,"text":"Yeah, let's go. That's when you just leave open on the desktop. If you wanna like talk actual game,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":193.6,"end_s":198.28,"text":"I think that my most played is probably Team Fortress 2. And Team Fortress 2 is right behind it at 940 hours.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":198.28,"end_s":201.76,"text":"Yeah, that's all actual playing. What's the favorite class?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":201.76,"end_s":206.4,"text":"Oh, that's tough. Soldier is my usual go-to. The only thing I probably have less than like 50 hours in a spy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":206.4,"end_s":209.64,"text":"Everything else I've played a ton. Now I need to, I do need to know one thing.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":209.64,"end_s":213.88,"text":"What is the appeal to Time Clickers? I know it's like an AFK clicker, but I have to know.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":213.88,"end_s":217.56,"text":"It's like just like a, it's just like a dopaminergic hit.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":217.56,"end_s":220.84,"text":"Right? It just, you just, you feel good. Number go up.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":220.84,"end_s":228.2,"text":"It's a, it's, it's a Skinner box. Number go boom. Tell me what your third and maybe fourth top played game is.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":228.2,"end_s":232.28,"text":"Binding of Isaac's probably up there. I wonder about a Monster Hunter world. I don't know if that's right at the top.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":232.28,"end_s":236.84,"text":"So your third most played game is Adventure Capitalist.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":236.84,"end_s":240.32,"text":"I see another freaking idle game. And they're games you just leave on.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":240.32,"end_s":246.56,"text":"370 hours. Okay, and then. Binding of Isaac at 288 hours is fourth.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":246.56,"end_s":250.0,"text":"And then was Monster Hunter World? 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I've at least tried a lot of the things I've purchased.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":272.0,"end_s":277.2,"text":"I try to make sure I play everything I buy. So we're going to take a dive into your Steam library today.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":277.2,"end_s":281.0,"text":"Check out what's going on. I got a lot of games. He's got a lot of games.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":281.0,"end_s":284.52,"text":"We've got another gamer. And don't hit go. Don't hit go.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":284.52,"end_s":288.52,"text":"K. Plou, first and foremost, how much do you think your account's value added at?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":290.04,"end_s":294.0,"text":"I heard Adam make his guess. It can't be that bad because it's actually","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":294.0,"end_s":298.12,"text":"not my oldest account. So it's probably like five grand.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":298.12,"end_s":301.0,"text":"One take, one more guess. Higher or lower.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":302.32,"end_s":305.44,"text":"10,000. A little under.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":305.44,"end_s":309.32,"text":"Eight grand. Closer. You're at 89.71.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":309.32,"end_s":313.56,"text":"Oh my God, almost 9,000 dollars. 89 hundred dollars. Okay, that's pretty good.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":313.56,"end_s":317.92,"text":"How much time do you think you spent in all those games?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":317.92,"end_s":322.68,"text":"Everything combined? What are your total hours on record? 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At like 2,200 hours or something like that?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":347.2,"end_s":350.52,"text":"That is, that would be correct. 2,200 hours in Dota 2.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":350.52,"end_s":355.32,"text":"Path of Exile is pretty close behind at around 2,000. Path of Exile should actually be higher","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":355.32,"end_s":359.64,"text":"because I played since beta when it was just a standalone client.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":359.64,"end_s":364.72,"text":"And that's when I was like especially heavy into it. So that's probably more like 3,000 or something.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":364.72,"end_s":369.12,"text":"To be specific, Dota, you have 2,221 hours.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":369.12,"end_s":374.56,"text":"I was so close. And then Path of Exile is 1,991 hours.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":375.0,"end_s":378.72,"text":"What's your third most played? 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Do you recommend people get into Dota 2?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":424.76,"end_s":428.48,"text":"No. I would recommend you run away and you never play it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":428.48,"end_s":432.16,"text":"And you just do something better with your life. Awesome.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":432.16,"end_s":436.72,"text":"So wait, what do you think your top game here? So that was Roller Coaster Tycoon 3.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":436.72,"end_s":439.96,"text":"I played through that in two weeks. That's all just a two-week span.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":439.96,"end_s":444.0,"text":"I don't use my Steam profile very much. I think that was on sale.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":444.0,"end_s":447.4,"text":"And I was unemployed for a month or something","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":447.4,"end_s":451.72,"text":"and just had a lot of time. So I built a lot of Whirling Derivishes.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":451.72,"end_s":455.04,"text":"And I'm pretty sure I beat the game on that run.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":455.04,"end_s":458.88,"text":"Then Park Attack was me wanting to relive the magic of Roller Coaster Tycoon 3.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":458.92,"end_s":462.32,"text":"But Park Attack was a little bit more difficult.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":462.32,"end_s":466.4,"text":"It's no Planet Coaster. Planet Coaster is a whole different beast, really.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":466.4,"end_s":471.24,"text":"And then number three is like. Tell me about the Euro Truck Simulator 2 experience.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":471.24,"end_s":476.2,"text":"Sometimes I just want to go trucking. You got to do something to justify the jugs of piss","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":476.2,"end_s":480.92,"text":"around your house. 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So you're close in your lowest prices of games.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":531.08,"end_s":537.88,"text":"So if you're buying lots of games on sale, for example, that means that your lowest for your library, it's $1,095.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":537.88,"end_s":541.16,"text":"OK. Yeah. All right. So it's close. Not too bad. Not too bad.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":541.16,"end_s":545.32,"text":"Now, if you had to guess how many hours you've played in total on your account, what would that be?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":545.36,"end_s":552.4,"text":"Total hours. I think I have over 300 in Rocket League alone.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":552.4,"end_s":556.16,"text":"So I'm probably sitting somewhere around 1,000, something like that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":556.16,"end_s":560.68,"text":"Double the number, and you're close. 2,000 hours. Exactly 2,000 hours.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":560.68,"end_s":564.2,"text":"OK. How many work weeks is that?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":564.2,"end_s":568.24,"text":"40? Yeah, that's 50 work weeks worth of gaming.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":568.24,"end_s":572.96,"text":"Nice. That's pretty good, I think. My most played game is Rocket League.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":572.96,"end_s":578.12,"text":"That's definitely a good guess. Because at 341 hours, it is at the top of your list of games.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":578.12,"end_s":582.32,"text":"Yeah, I'm not a crazy gamer like Ploof,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":582.32,"end_s":585.8,"text":"who's logged more hours in Dota than my entire Steam","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":585.8,"end_s":588.96,"text":"library, but you know, Rocket League's just a good game.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":588.96,"end_s":595.96,"text":"I'm not particularly good at it. But it's a game that I've been playing weekly since like 2016.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":595.96,"end_s":600.68,"text":"So you really rack up the hours in that amount of time. And what about your second most played game?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":600.68,"end_s":604.76,"text":"What do you think that is? Second, I think is Valheim.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":604.76,"end_s":607.92,"text":"I put a lot of hours into Valheim.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":607.92,"end_s":611.04,"text":"That was just, because I came out during the pandemic,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":611.04,"end_s":615.76,"text":"when you couldn't really do a whole lot. So I mean, my friends would just sit there for hours","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":615.76,"end_s":619.6,"text":"building cottages. It's a game. Love it. 250 hours in particular.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":619.6,"end_s":623.4,"text":"250 hours, not bad. That's a lot of time building cottages.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":623.4,"end_s":629.36,"text":"Third most played game? Is probably Dirt Rally or Elden Ring.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":629.36,"end_s":635.92,"text":"It would actually be both. 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Just don't add me and send me weird stuff.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":662.24,"end_s":665.84,"text":"Let's take a guess at what you think your Steam profile is","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":665.84,"end_s":671.12,"text":"evaluated at. It's probably going to be at least $5,000 or $6,000.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":671.12,"end_s":674.72,"text":"It might be a little higher up than that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":674.72,"end_s":680.12,"text":"I usually buy my games on discount. So in today's prices hit me.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":680.12,"end_s":687.12,"text":"OK, it's like rate $29,000.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":687.12,"end_s":690.12,"text":"It's a little higher up there. That's a little higher, yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":690.12,"end_s":695.84,"text":"Yeah. Your account value at the lowest prices, like say everything's on sale, would be $8,000.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":695.84,"end_s":700.56,"text":"So you're like ballpark. OK, yeah. Yeah, because most of my library,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":700.56,"end_s":706.2,"text":"with a couple of exceptions, is stuff that I got from Steam Sales or Humble Bundle.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":706.2,"end_s":710.92,"text":"How many hours on record do you think your account has? Total playtime.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":710.92,"end_s":715.08,"text":"I'm not sure if I could even begin to guess. Over $9,000?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":715.08,"end_s":718.8,"text":"Over $9,000 would be correct at $95,63.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":718.8,"end_s":724.12,"text":"I'm a gamer. That's a gamer right there. Sometimes you buy a sale bundle.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":724.12,"end_s":731.64,"text":"You only really want two games, but it comes like it doesn't. Your number one most played game is War Thunder at $1,300.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":731.64,"end_s":734.64,"text":"That doesn't surprise me, because a lot of the time","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":734.64,"end_s":739.04,"text":"I'd just be sitting at the hangar screen on War Thunder","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":739.04,"end_s":742.84,"text":"while I go and do something else. And then I'll just queue up whenever I want to.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":742.84,"end_s":750.36,"text":"But I don't feel like I have that much active time in the game. Say that you're 0.8 hours away from 1,337 hours.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":750.36,"end_s":754.04,"text":"Well, I need to open it up for what's 0.8 of an hour,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":754.04,"end_s":757.68,"text":"like 50 minutes. And then never touch it again. Yeah, that's a gamer number right there.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":757.68,"end_s":763.56,"text":"Yeah. Yeah, and then never touch it again. So your second most played is Metal Gear Solid 5, Phantom","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":763.56,"end_s":768.2,"text":"Paint. OK, yeah, that makes a lot of sense. I played the crap out of that game.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":768.2,"end_s":774.12,"text":"It's not often that I'll fully 100% a game. And I don't think I have all the achievements in that one.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":774.12,"end_s":778.28,"text":"But I've done everything there is to do in the game. So it's such a good game.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":778.28,"end_s":783.16,"text":"It is. It's such a good game. The thing is, after a while, you stop seeing the game","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":783.16,"end_s":786.6,"text":"and you start seeing just the objects in the game.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":786.6,"end_s":790.2,"text":"And at that point, the game is kind of broken to you. You know how everything works.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":790.2,"end_s":793.44,"text":"You know how far away you have to be in order to not be","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":793.44,"end_s":796.48,"text":"detected or what have you or what you can get away with with CQC.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":796.48,"end_s":800.32,"text":"Chase, we have a question for you. Yeah. We're able to see your Steam profile.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":800.32,"end_s":805.2,"text":"Can you explain the VAC ban that you got 3,000 days ago?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":805.2,"end_s":808.8,"text":"Yeah, I'm on over for it, too. What'd you do?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":808.8,"end_s":811.92,"text":"It was the Wild West back then, that's all.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":811.92,"end_s":815.6,"text":"Guess how many hours on record you have on your Steam profile?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":815.6,"end_s":819.08,"text":"Oh, like 4,000?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":819.08,"end_s":822.76,"text":"A little bit higher. A little bit higher? Do you want to know how high? Seven. Maybe like, oh.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":822.76,"end_s":826.88,"text":"So seven. Closer, much closer. If you doubled 4,000, you would get a million.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":826.88,"end_s":829.88,"text":"Oh, so 8,000. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":829.92,"end_s":835.84,"text":"I spent a lot of time on Steam. What other stats do I got going on? So out of the 535 games that you own,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":835.84,"end_s":839.96,"text":"you've played 375 of those games. Oh, that's more than I thought.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":839.96,"end_s":845.8,"text":"I thought it would be at like half. Yes. How much your Steam account is evaluated at?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":845.8,"end_s":849.68,"text":"Like at today's prices, no sales price, what do you think it would be?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":849.68,"end_s":855.16,"text":"I think it's like 7,000. 7,000. A little higher.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":855.16,"end_s":858.6,"text":"I don't know. It's 94.21, 9,421.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":858.6,"end_s":862.84,"text":"There is no way. I spent that amount of money on my Steam account.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":862.84,"end_s":866.16,"text":"That's what we all say, though. Yeah. You never know.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":866.16,"end_s":870.68,"text":"Could be true. I'd have to go back and look at the actual purchases. What are your top five most played games?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":870.68,"end_s":877.88,"text":"I know Counterstrike is probably number one. Counterstrike, Garry's Mod, Elden Ring, or Dark Souls 3.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":877.88,"end_s":881.04,"text":"And then, I don't know what the fifth one, Hollow Knight. Maybe that one took me a while.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":881.04,"end_s":884.92,"text":"All great games, by the way. Yeah, 1,600.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":884.92,"end_s":888.8,"text":"Call them off for two. I got 600 hours in that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":888.84,"end_s":893.44,"text":"Garry's Mod, 539. Rocket League, 326.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":893.44,"end_s":897.24,"text":"I forgot about that one. Oh, and then, of course, yeah, Left 4 Dead, 290.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":897.24,"end_s":902.56,"text":"What did you do mostly in Garry's Mod? Oh, basically all Prop Hunt and Trouble in Peristown,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":902.56,"end_s":906.08,"text":"just like back to back. That was like all I did.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":906.08,"end_s":909.36,"text":"It was a great time. So good. I wish it would come back. I agree.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":909.36,"end_s":912.8,"text":"We'll do it at the next whale land. Is it a promise? I don't know.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":912.8,"end_s":916.84,"text":"It's always in the roster. It can't not be. Jake, I want to see your Steam ID.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":916.84,"end_s":919.96,"text":"You want to see my Steam ID? I want to see your Steam ID. Oh, no, why do you want to see my Steam ID?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":919.96,"end_s":923.16,"text":"Go ahead. Steam calculator. Oh, boy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":923.16,"end_s":926.84,"text":"All right, let's see. How much do you think your account is worth on Steam?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":926.84,"end_s":930.36,"text":"How much do I think it's worth? It's in the monetary value of all the games? Monetary, yeah, yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":930.36,"end_s":934.12,"text":"Oh. At today's prices. At today's prices?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":934.12,"end_s":937.56,"text":"400 bucks. 400 bucks? A little bit higher than that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":937.56,"end_s":940.56,"text":"A little bit higher? Six. 1,017.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":940.56,"end_s":943.92,"text":"So like. Oh, OK, you know, this is too bad. It's not bad.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":943.92,"end_s":947.8,"text":"So even better, I didn't pay for most of those.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":948.56,"end_s":951.64,"text":"So my previous company paid for those,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":951.64,"end_s":956.04,"text":"because I needed them for testing. See, I don't play a lot on Steam on that EA app.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":956.04,"end_s":963.36,"text":"Yeah, with my Apex Legends. Let's see that. 37, 49 hours and 46 minutes.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":963.36,"end_s":968.68,"text":"I have played a lot of Apex Legends. I used to get paid to play it for testing.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":968.68,"end_s":972.88,"text":"I'm the guy with the charge rifle that everyone hates in Apex.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":972.88,"end_s":976.24,"text":"Or the longbow, longest kill at 630 meters. Nice.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":976.28,"end_s":979.52,"text":"With who? Who's your favorite legend? I flip around.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":979.52,"end_s":982.8,"text":"Right now, Fuse. I've been making Fuse.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":982.8,"end_s":989.88,"text":"I played Kat for her first season, Catalyst. And I think I hit like top 1% of Catalyst players","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":989.88,"end_s":994.32,"text":"by kills for that season before that, Valkyrie.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":994.32,"end_s":997.64,"text":"So I jump around a bit. What do you think your total play time is on Steam?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":997.64,"end_s":1002.96,"text":"My total play time? So we saw your 3K hours and Apex.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1002.96,"end_s":1006.88,"text":"I'm probably running like a dollar an hour, maybe. I don't know, 1,000 hours?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1006.88,"end_s":1009.88,"text":"That's actually really good. You're at 1,019 hours.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1009.88,"end_s":1013.24,"text":"OK, so basically a dollar an hour. Literally. OK, yeah, you know what?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1013.24,"end_s":1017.04,"text":"I can afford a dollar an hour. So what do you think your top most paid game is?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1017.04,"end_s":1020.76,"text":"One of the Civ games. Want to guess again? Oh, really?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1020.76,"end_s":1024.64,"text":"Is it an old game? I've never read it. You've never heard of it?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1024.64,"end_s":1029.68,"text":"It's not an old game. It's kind of like a resurgence of an old game.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1029.68,"end_s":1032.8,"text":"Oh, no. Ukulele?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1032.8,"end_s":1038.6,"text":"It is ukulele. Really? How many hours do I have on you? You have 253 hours in ukulele.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1038.6,"end_s":1041.92,"text":"What, I have how many? 253. 253.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1041.92,"end_s":1045.4,"text":"So I mean, showed up late tonic. I backed them on Kickstarter.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1045.4,"end_s":1048.72,"text":"It's a fantastic game. I'm really surprised at myself.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1048.72,"end_s":1052.6,"text":"That might have been left open on idle. Your second most played game. What do you think that is?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1052.6,"end_s":1056.04,"text":"Second most played game? Vampire Survivors.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1056.04,"end_s":1061.64,"text":"No, Vampire Survivors is actually low on your list. Really? That's the, looks like the sixth most played game.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1061.64,"end_s":1069.68,"text":"Oh, god. Your second most played game is Portal 2 at 151 hours.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1069.68,"end_s":1072.04,"text":"What am I doing with my life?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"We're gonna ask you a bit about your Steam library. We've got the Steam calculator here. You wanna see just some stats about your Steam library, what you're up to, what you're gaming on, and maybe how much money you've spent. It's a little obscene, I'm not gonna lie. That's okay. So I wanna ask you first, how much do you think the value of your Steam account is? I wanna say I have like 600 games. That'd be a couple grand, let's say $2,400. And how many hours do you think you played in total on your account? Probably not that many, maybe 362. 362 hours total, on record. I don't feel like it's that much. On record. Oh, well, I play a lot of Binding of Isaac and Slay the Spire. Probably 100 hours into this. Let's say 462. Your account is evaluated at $12,000, and that's at today's prices. Oh, that's today's prices too? At today's prices. And it's lowest it's valued at $3,000, approximately 3,000. I hope I bought everything on sale. I'm sure. That's the way to do it. Everything on sale. And then lastly, your total hours on record? 2,600 hours. 2,600? I'm actually surprised. I don't feel like I played that many games, but I play some games a lot, I guess, more than I thought. More than you thought. How many games do we even have? So you have 832 games, and you played 437 of them. Yeah, actually that's not a bad ratio. That's not a bad ratio. 50%, that's not bad at all. There's some people that will have 10% of those games played, right? What did I say? What are summer sales? I'm a gamer. He's a gamer. So at the very top, can you take a guess? What are your top games? Slay the Spire. It's gotta be. It is Slay the Spire. Your play time? Best of all time. 238 hours. See, that's why I was like, there's no way I have 2,600 hours. My most played game is probably only 100, 200. What was your second most played game? Probably Binding of Isaac. Left 4 Dead 2. Oh, so I used to stream, and I would stream every day. Left 4 Dead 2, so that makes sense. With mods? Just fun. Some character mods. That's fair. You gotta play Shrek as the tank. There's no other way to play. And now we have some great insights into a gamer. A real gamer. A real gamer. Hey, Adam. I have some questions about your Steam account. Okay. My Steam ID. Oh, okay. It is my username. No. What? Oh, God, how do I? Oh, I pressed the go. I didn't look. I didn't see it. No, no, it's fine. It didn't even work. Can you take a guess at what the value of your account is? It's probably not that high. I think I have like 500-ish games. Okay, if everything at today's price is, I'm gonna guess, let's say, really low balling it. So 500 times 10 is 5,000. Say like, let's just bump it up like 7,500. That's a pretty good guess. Yeah? 7,349. Yo, that's pretty close. That's a good guess. That's pretty close. Nice. What do you think your total amount of play time is on your Steam account? Don't let me throw it off, because I definitely know that one of my top games is like a clicker game. So it's been open for like 1,000 hours. I'm gonna say it's somewhere around 3,000 hours. Double that number? 6,000 hours? My God, I've wasted that much of my life. 6,185. 6,185. Wow, I really thought better of myself. Take a guess at what your top game is. The most played. Top most played game, because I think Time Clickers. It's caught, it's here at 990 hours for Time Clickers. Yeah, let's go. That's when you just leave open on the desktop. If you wanna like talk actual game, I think that my most played is probably Team Fortress 2. And Team Fortress 2 is right behind it at 940 hours. Yeah, that's all actual playing. What's the favorite class? Oh, that's tough. Soldier is my usual go-to. The only thing I probably have less than like 50 hours in a spy. Everything else I've played a ton. Now I need to, I do need to know one thing. What is the appeal to Time Clickers? I know it's like an AFK clicker, but I have to know. It's like just like a, it's just like a dopaminergic hit. Right? It just, you just, you feel good. Number go up. It's a, it's, it's a Skinner box. Number go boom. Tell me what your third and maybe fourth top played game is. Binding of Isaac's probably up there. I wonder about a Monster Hunter world. I don't know if that's right at the top. So your third most played game is Adventure Capitalist. I see another freaking idle game. And they're games you just leave on. 370 hours. Okay, and then. Binding of Isaac at 288 hours is fourth. And then was Monster Hunter World? Monster Hunter World is just beneath Stardew Valley at number six. Oh, okay. Well, I didn't play Stardew Valley. That's all, that's all Shay. I mean, listen, I named the ones that I played as the ones like. No Stardew Valley. I don't play Stardew Valley. That's all my girlfriend magic. If I had magic arena in there, there would be a lot of hours, but magic arenas, I don't track on Steam. So you played 319 games out of 458 games. You know, that's pretty good. That's a good ratio. That's pretty good. I've at least tried a lot of the things I've purchased. I try to make sure I play everything I buy. So we're going to take a dive into your Steam library today. Check out what's going on. I got a lot of games. He's got a lot of games. We've got another gamer. And don't hit go. Don't hit go. K. Plou, first and foremost, how much do you think your account's value added at? I heard Adam make his guess. It can't be that bad because it's actually not my oldest account. So it's probably like five grand. One take, one more guess. Higher or lower. 10,000. A little under. Eight grand. Closer. You're at 89.71. Oh my God, almost 9,000 dollars. 89 hundred dollars. Okay, that's pretty good. How much time do you think you spent in all those games? Everything combined? What are your total hours on record? I know that I have at least 4,000 hours in two games alone. 6,000 hours? I want to double that number. You're like 14,000 hours if I'm not good enough. But 1350. You know, they call it. 13,560. I play a lot of games. What do you think your most played game is out of all the games that you played? It's probably Dota 2. At like 2,200 hours or something like that? That is, that would be correct. 2,200 hours in Dota 2. Path of Exile is pretty close behind at around 2,000. Path of Exile should actually be higher because I played since beta when it was just a standalone client. And that's when I was like especially heavy into it. So that's probably more like 3,000 or something. To be specific, Dota, you have 2,221 hours. I was so close. And then Path of Exile is 1,991 hours. What's your third most played? This is a good one. I want to guess Counterstrike. You want to take one more guess. Is it Cookie Clicker? It's Cookie Clicker. But Counterstrike should be just under that. At like 800, 900 hours or something for Global Offensive. And that's a great guess. At your number four is Global Offensive at $867. And all in all, honestly, you said you play a lot of games. I think you're a gamer. So out of the 432 games you have bought, you've played 378 of them. It's a pretty good ratio. I try to play just about everything. A lot of that list is just random indie games because I used to review a lot of games. And so I like playing all the way through before I review something. So yeah, you know, I used to work in games when I'm a gamer. Funny thing is I've only gotten into Dota 5, 6 years ago too. It's not since Inception. Do you recommend people get into Dota 2? No. I would recommend you run away and you never play it. And you just do something better with your life. Awesome. So wait, what do you think your top game here? So that was Roller Coaster Tycoon 3. I played through that in two weeks. That's all just a two-week span. I don't use my Steam profile very much. I think that was on sale. And I was unemployed for a month or something and just had a lot of time. So I built a lot of Whirling Derivishes. And I'm pretty sure I beat the game on that run. Then Park Attack was me wanting to relive the magic of Roller Coaster Tycoon 3. But Park Attack was a little bit more difficult. It's no Planet Coaster. Planet Coaster is a whole different beast, really. And then number three is like. Tell me about the Euro Truck Simulator 2 experience. Sometimes I just want to go trucking. You got to do something to justify the jugs of piss around your house. Nobody's going to question it as hard if you've got Euro Truck Simulator running because then it's just role playing. Can we talk to you about your Steam library? Yes. Let's take a guess first at how much your account's evaluated at in today's prices. In today's prices, I have absolutely no idea. I think I have a bit over 100 games. And I think I heard Adam say that he guessed what, $10 per game and came out pretty close. So if we're looking at that, then we're looking at somewhere around, well, like $1,000. But I'm guessing it's a little bit more than that. So let's put it at $17.42. It might be a little more than that. Oh, what is it? $3,300. $3,300? OK. $3,296 to be particular. All right. I have pretty much never paid full price for a game. So I don't think that's accurate at all. You're lowest. So you're close in your lowest prices of games. So if you're buying lots of games on sale, for example, that means that your lowest for your library, it's $1,095. OK. Yeah. All right. So it's close. Not too bad. Not too bad. Now, if you had to guess how many hours you've played in total on your account, what would that be? Total hours. I think I have over 300 in Rocket League alone. So I'm probably sitting somewhere around 1,000, something like that. Double the number, and you're close. 2,000 hours. Exactly 2,000 hours. OK. How many work weeks is that? 40? Yeah, that's 50 work weeks worth of gaming. Nice. That's pretty good, I think. My most played game is Rocket League. That's definitely a good guess. Because at 341 hours, it is at the top of your list of games. Yeah, I'm not a crazy gamer like Ploof, who's logged more hours in Dota than my entire Steam library, but you know, Rocket League's just a good game. I'm not particularly good at it. But it's a game that I've been playing weekly since like 2016. So you really rack up the hours in that amount of time. And what about your second most played game? What do you think that is? Second, I think is Valheim. I put a lot of hours into Valheim. That was just, because I came out during the pandemic, when you couldn't really do a whole lot. So I mean, my friends would just sit there for hours building cottages. It's a game. Love it. 250 hours in particular. 250 hours, not bad. That's a lot of time building cottages. Third most played game? Is probably Dirt Rally or Elden Ring. It would actually be both. So third is Elden Ring at 170 hours and Dirt Rally at 170. OK, I had the whole wheel setup for Dirt Rally. Got super into it. That's an absolutely fantastic game. And Elden Ring, of course, is also great. Would you ever try playing Rocket League on the wheel that you used to play Dirt Rally? I would absolutely never play Rocket League on a wheel. That's a terrible idea. Hi, Emily. Hey. Hey, can we check out your Steam profile? Is that cool? Well, I mean, sure. Just don't add me and send me weird stuff. Let's take a guess at what you think your Steam profile is evaluated at. It's probably going to be at least $5,000 or $6,000. It might be a little higher up than that. I usually buy my games on discount. So in today's prices hit me. OK, it's like rate $29,000. It's a little higher up there. That's a little higher, yeah. Yeah. Your account value at the lowest prices, like say everything's on sale, would be $8,000. So you're like ballpark. OK, yeah. Yeah, because most of my library, with a couple of exceptions, is stuff that I got from Steam Sales or Humble Bundle. How many hours on record do you think your account has? Total playtime. I'm not sure if I could even begin to guess. Over $9,000? Over $9,000 would be correct at $95,63. I'm a gamer. That's a gamer right there. Sometimes you buy a sale bundle. You only really want two games, but it comes like it doesn't. Your number one most played game is War Thunder at $1,300. That doesn't surprise me, because a lot of the time I'd just be sitting at the hangar screen on War Thunder while I go and do something else. And then I'll just queue up whenever I want to. But I don't feel like I have that much active time in the game. Say that you're 0.8 hours away from 1,337 hours. Well, I need to open it up for what's 0.8 of an hour, like 50 minutes. And then never touch it again. Yeah, that's a gamer number right there. Yeah. Yeah, and then never touch it again. So your second most played is Metal Gear Solid 5, Phantom Paint. OK, yeah, that makes a lot of sense. I played the crap out of that game. It's not often that I'll fully 100% a game. And I don't think I have all the achievements in that one. But I've done everything there is to do in the game. So it's such a good game. It is. It's such a good game. The thing is, after a while, you stop seeing the game and you start seeing just the objects in the game. And at that point, the game is kind of broken to you. You know how everything works. You know how far away you have to be in order to not be detected or what have you or what you can get away with with CQC. Chase, we have a question for you. Yeah. We're able to see your Steam profile. Can you explain the VAC ban that you got 3,000 days ago? Yeah, I'm on over for it, too. What'd you do? It was the Wild West back then, that's all. Guess how many hours on record you have on your Steam profile? Oh, like 4,000? A little bit higher. A little bit higher? Do you want to know how high? Seven. Maybe like, oh. So seven. Closer, much closer. If you doubled 4,000, you would get a million. Oh, so 8,000. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. I spent a lot of time on Steam. What other stats do I got going on? So out of the 535 games that you own, you've played 375 of those games. Oh, that's more than I thought. I thought it would be at like half. Yes. How much your Steam account is evaluated at? Like at today's prices, no sales price, what do you think it would be? I think it's like 7,000. 7,000. A little higher. I don't know. It's 94.21, 9,421. There is no way. I spent that amount of money on my Steam account. That's what we all say, though. Yeah. You never know. Could be true. I'd have to go back and look at the actual purchases. What are your top five most played games? I know Counterstrike is probably number one. Counterstrike, Garry's Mod, Elden Ring, or Dark Souls 3. And then, I don't know what the fifth one, Hollow Knight. Maybe that one took me a while. All great games, by the way. Yeah, 1,600. Call them off for two. I got 600 hours in that. Garry's Mod, 539. Rocket League, 326. I forgot about that one. Oh, and then, of course, yeah, Left 4 Dead, 290. What did you do mostly in Garry's Mod? Oh, basically all Prop Hunt and Trouble in Peristown, just like back to back. That was like all I did. It was a great time. So good. I wish it would come back. I agree. We'll do it at the next whale land. Is it a promise? I don't know. It's always in the roster. It can't not be. Jake, I want to see your Steam ID. You want to see my Steam ID? I want to see your Steam ID. Oh, no, why do you want to see my Steam ID? Go ahead. Steam calculator. Oh, boy. All right, let's see. How much do you think your account is worth on Steam? How much do I think it's worth? It's in the monetary value of all the games? Monetary, yeah, yeah. Oh. At today's prices. At today's prices? 400 bucks. 400 bucks? A little bit higher than that. A little bit higher? Six. 1,017. So like. Oh, OK, you know, this is too bad. It's not bad. So even better, I didn't pay for most of those. So my previous company paid for those, because I needed them for testing. See, I don't play a lot on Steam on that EA app. Yeah, with my Apex Legends. Let's see that. 37, 49 hours and 46 minutes. I have played a lot of Apex Legends. I used to get paid to play it for testing. I'm the guy with the charge rifle that everyone hates in Apex. Or the longbow, longest kill at 630 meters. Nice. With who? Who's your favorite legend? I flip around. Right now, Fuse. I've been making Fuse. I played Kat for her first season, Catalyst. And I think I hit like top 1% of Catalyst players by kills for that season before that, Valkyrie. So I jump around a bit. What do you think your total play time is on Steam? My total play time? So we saw your 3K hours and Apex. I'm probably running like a dollar an hour, maybe. I don't know, 1,000 hours? That's actually really good. You're at 1,019 hours. OK, so basically a dollar an hour. Literally. OK, yeah, you know what? I can afford a dollar an hour. So what do you think your top most paid game is? One of the Civ games. Want to guess again? Oh, really? Is it an old game? I've never read it. You've never heard of it? It's not an old game. It's kind of like a resurgence of an old game. Oh, no. Ukulele? It is ukulele. Really? How many hours do I have on you? You have 253 hours in ukulele. What, I have how many? 253. 253. So I mean, showed up late tonic. I backed them on Kickstarter. It's a fantastic game. I'm really surprised at myself. That might have been left open on idle. Your second most played game. What do you think that is? Second most played game? Vampire Survivors. No, Vampire Survivors is actually low on your list. Really? That's the, looks like the sixth most played game. Oh, god. Your second most played game is Portal 2 at 151 hours. What am I doing with my life?"}