WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.080 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, I'm gonna need you to back up 00:00:03.080 --> 00:00:06.440 a little bit, okay, you click the video and then you were like leaning in like this. 00:00:06.440 --> 00:00:11.160 I'm like, can I just do, can I just do the tech news? I just need a little personal space, okay? 00:00:11.160 --> 00:00:15.440 Listings for NVIDIA's first batch of RTX 50 series GPUs 00:00:15.440 --> 00:00:19.600 have been spotted on Zotac's website by perhaps the perfect website 00:00:19.600 --> 00:00:27.000 to discover such a thing, videocards.com. Entries for the RTX 5090, 5090D for the Chinese market, 00:00:27.000 --> 00:00:32.000 5080, 5070TI and the 5070 were all seen in Zotac's system, 00:00:33.080 --> 00:00:39.480 along with evidence seemingly confirming that the RTX 5090 will feature 32 gigabytes 00:00:39.480 --> 00:00:43.040 of GDDR7 memory, leaving absolutely nothing 00:00:43.040 --> 00:00:47.160 to donate to the orphanage. This is why we need to buy Intel Arc cards. 00:00:47.160 --> 00:00:50.200 But the RTX 5090 might have less 00:00:50.200 --> 00:00:53.760 than the previously rumored 600 watt TPP. 00:00:53.760 --> 00:00:57.940 According to a big GPU leaker on campus, Kopeit 7 Kimmy. 00:00:57.940 --> 00:01:02.080 As for the rest of the lineup, WCCF Tech claims in a couple different articles 00:01:02.080 --> 00:01:07.080 that their sources say the RTX 5070TI and 5060TI 00:01:07.320 --> 00:01:13.160 will both get 16 gigabytes of VRAM, while the 5070 non-TI will have 12 gigs 00:01:13.160 --> 00:01:20.480 and the 5060, just eight gigs. Although Kopeit 7 Kimmy also disputed WCCF Tech's numbers 00:01:20.480 --> 00:01:25.600 for power requirements, and I'm sorry, at the end of the day, I trust the Twitter account 00:01:25.640 --> 00:01:29.040 with an indecipherable handle more. That's just how these things work. 00:01:29.040 --> 00:01:33.120 Apple plans to launch a foldable iPad in the next few years, 00:01:33.120 --> 00:01:36.200 but not like a regular iPad that folds in half, 00:01:36.200 --> 00:01:41.200 a giant 20 inch tablet the size of two iPad Pros side by side. 00:01:41.880 --> 00:01:45.200 Sounds an awful lot like a laptop. It's not a laptop. 00:01:45.200 --> 00:01:51.240 It's called an iPad. Okay, the info comes from Apple Universe Explorer, 00:01:51.240 --> 00:01:54.880 Girm Markstrong, AKA Mark German. That was stupid. 00:01:54.880 --> 00:01:58.160 Who says the device is set to launch in 2028, 00:01:58.160 --> 00:02:01.440 so Apple has time to eliminate the crease often seen 00:02:01.440 --> 00:02:05.680 in the displays of foldable devices made by other worse companies. 00:02:05.680 --> 00:02:09.160 German also says Apple's working on putting OLED panels 00:02:09.160 --> 00:02:13.380 in MacBooks and tinkering with a foldable iPhone concept, 00:02:13.380 --> 00:02:17.400 but Apple doesn't really think you need a foldable iPhone, so you don't. 00:02:17.400 --> 00:02:22.460 Perhaps the most important thing we can glean from Mark German's report is that Apple is working 00:02:22.460 --> 00:02:25.980 on a full overhaul of the Magic Mouse. 00:02:25.980 --> 00:02:31.860 Apparently Apple's design team aims to devise something that better fits the modern era. 00:02:31.860 --> 00:02:36.260 As if people preferring to use a mouse that doesn't have to flip onto its back to recharge 00:02:36.260 --> 00:02:40.660 like a distressed turtle is a recent development. People used to be okay with this. 00:02:40.660 --> 00:02:45.260 Also holding it feels like holding a sharp rock. What were we doing here? 00:02:45.260 --> 00:02:52.940 For day eight of its 12 day shipping spree, OpenAI made search GPT, officially known as chat GPT search, 00:02:52.940 --> 00:02:58.380 which is worse, available to everyone, even nonpaying users in yet another announcement 00:02:58.380 --> 00:03:02.860 that could have been an email. The move should help determine whether OpenAI has a chance 00:03:02.860 --> 00:03:06.380 to step on Google's turf, since search GPT shares 00:03:06.380 --> 00:03:10.660 the affinity of Google's AI overviews to get things super wrong. 00:03:10.660 --> 00:03:17.060 Speaking of, Google took this opportunity to show off its upgraded VO2 video generation model, 00:03:17.100 --> 00:03:21.380 which looks as good as, if not better than, OpenAI's Sora. 00:03:21.380 --> 00:03:25.820 Google says this is thanks to VO2's understanding of physics, 00:03:25.820 --> 00:03:30.500 as seen in this hella rad clip. The only thing this skateboarder is defying 00:03:30.500 --> 00:03:34.980 is his parents' expectations. Yep, AI development is still going strong. 00:03:34.980 --> 00:03:38.380 The CEO of Buy Now, Pay Later service, Klarna, 00:03:38.380 --> 00:03:44.180 says his company stopped hiring a year ago because AI can already do all of the jobs. 00:03:44.180 --> 00:03:49.700 And literally no one is safe. Just look at Toyota's Q-Robot making a basketball shot 00:03:49.700 --> 00:03:52.780 from 80 feet away. The Looney Tunes are already on their way 00:03:52.780 --> 00:03:55.780 to sign this thing up for Space Jam 3. 00:03:55.780 --> 00:03:59.140 We're screwed. Probably still be a better actor than Michael Jordan. 00:03:59.140 --> 00:04:03.980 Okay, you've leaned forward again? The quick bits aren't gonna escape, all right, chill. 00:04:03.980 --> 00:04:07.180 The Switch 2 leaks won't stop thanks to someone 00:04:07.180 --> 00:04:12.820 dropping into the Nintendo Switch 2 subreddit, claiming to have their hands on the actual console, 00:04:12.820 --> 00:04:17.380 apparently sending evidence of that to the mod to prevent their posts from being deleted, 00:04:17.380 --> 00:04:20.540 and then asking people to stop messaging to ask for photos, 00:04:20.540 --> 00:04:24.180 which is like wandering into the dog park slathered in peanut butter. 00:04:24.180 --> 00:04:29.100 What was the plan here? Long story short, the leaker gave out a bunch of info 00:04:29.100 --> 00:04:33.580 that lines up with recent leaks. People made new mock-ups based on that info, 00:04:33.580 --> 00:04:39.060 and even if they're not real images, that's good enough for Reddit user IsmaMonkey. 00:04:39.060 --> 00:04:44.140 He's just out on the web to approve of mock-ups. Anybody got some mock-ups over here? 00:04:44.140 --> 00:04:47.980 Yep, looks good. YouTube has pushed a couple of notable updates. 00:04:47.980 --> 00:04:53.420 One is the ability for creators to control what third-party companies can train AI models 00:04:53.420 --> 00:04:56.820 on their content. Creators can allow specific access 00:04:56.820 --> 00:05:02.420 for a list of 18 such companies, or just open the floodgates for anyone to have access. 00:05:02.420 --> 00:05:07.220 But YouTube's access is always on. How else could they have the resources 00:05:07.220 --> 00:05:11.780 to develop experimental features like creator voice replies to comments, 00:05:11.820 --> 00:05:15.820 which is rolling out to some creators like Theo Joe right now. 00:05:15.820 --> 00:05:19.980 Although it seems like it works on iOS and Android, but not desktop. 00:05:19.980 --> 00:05:23.460 Give this to me next, YouTube. Tim Cook has a lot to say. 00:05:23.460 --> 00:05:27.700 According to Amnesty International, and reported by 404 Media, 00:05:27.700 --> 00:05:31.620 Serbian law enforcement is using software called Celebrite 00:05:31.620 --> 00:05:38.500 to unlock the phones of people they detain, which they then infect with spyware called NoviSpy. 00:05:38.500 --> 00:05:44.220 They did this to Slavisa Milanov, a journalist for Serbian news outlet FAR, 00:05:44.220 --> 00:05:48.940 who reports on government corruption. And if this report is any indication, 00:05:48.940 --> 00:05:53.620 he'll continue to do that. But now the government will know about it. 00:05:53.620 --> 00:05:57.340 Digital license plates can be hacked to change their plate number, 00:05:57.340 --> 00:06:01.580 according to IO active security researcher, Joseph Rodriguez, 00:06:01.580 --> 00:06:06.220 who detailed his jailbreak for reviver brand license plates to wired. 00:06:06.220 --> 00:06:10.180 Because it's a hardware vulnerability, it couldn't be patched with a software update, 00:06:10.180 --> 00:06:14.820 meaning reviver would have to physically replace units in the states where they're currently legal, 00:06:14.820 --> 00:06:17.900 which includes Arizona, California, and Texas. 00:06:17.900 --> 00:06:21.940 And that's just wild, because I just heard about these things today, 00:06:21.940 --> 00:06:27.060 yet even I saw this coming. And US Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer thinks 00:06:27.060 --> 00:06:31.380 it's about time we got answers after another weekend full of drones 00:06:31.380 --> 00:06:35.660 flying through New Jersey and causing chaos. They start off friendly, 00:06:35.660 --> 00:06:40.300 but get a few drinks in them and they're hollering out the side of their pickup truck. Blasting music, it's terrible. 00:06:40.300 --> 00:06:44.020 I'm only half joking. Unexplained drone sightings are causing issues, 00:06:44.020 --> 00:06:48.420 recently triggering the shutdown of a large Air Force base in Ohio. 00:06:48.420 --> 00:06:53.860 After weeks of refusing to say much about it, the federal government now wants to speak plainly. 00:06:53.860 --> 00:06:58.940 Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas told ABC News that while there's little 00:06:58.940 --> 00:07:04.460 or no evidence of wrongdoing, quote, there's no question that people are seeing drones. 00:07:07.740 --> 00:07:12.340 So are we good? There's also no question that you should come back here 00:07:12.340 --> 00:07:16.540 on Wednesday for more tech news. If the drones haven't beamed us up by then 00:07:16.540 --> 00:07:20.780 and replaced us with a glowing orb, then you should not listen. 00:07:20.780 --> 00:07:22.300 Never trust an orb.