1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,080 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, I'm gonna need you to back up 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:06,440 a little bit, okay, you click the video and then you were like leaning in like this. 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:11,160 I'm like, can I just do, can I just do the tech news? I just need a little personal space, okay? 4 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:15,440 Listings for NVIDIA's first batch of RTX 50 series GPUs 5 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:19,600 have been spotted on Zotac's website by perhaps the perfect website 6 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:27,000 to discover such a thing, videocards.com. Entries for the RTX 5090, 5090D for the Chinese market, 7 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:32,000 5080, 5070TI and the 5070 were all seen in Zotac's system, 8 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:39,480 along with evidence seemingly confirming that the RTX 5090 will feature 32 gigabytes 9 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:43,040 of GDDR7 memory, leaving absolutely nothing 10 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:47,160 to donate to the orphanage. This is why we need to buy Intel Arc cards. 11 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:50,200 But the RTX 5090 might have less 12 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:53,760 than the previously rumored 600 watt TPP. 13 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:57,940 According to a big GPU leaker on campus, Kopeit 7 Kimmy. 14 00:00:57,940 --> 00:01:02,080 As for the rest of the lineup, WCCF Tech claims in a couple different articles 15 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:07,080 that their sources say the RTX 5070TI and 5060TI 16 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:13,160 will both get 16 gigabytes of VRAM, while the 5070 non-TI will have 12 gigs 17 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:20,480 and the 5060, just eight gigs. Although Kopeit 7 Kimmy also disputed WCCF Tech's numbers 18 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:25,600 for power requirements, and I'm sorry, at the end of the day, I trust the Twitter account 19 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:29,040 with an indecipherable handle more. That's just how these things work. 20 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:33,120 Apple plans to launch a foldable iPad in the next few years, 21 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:36,200 but not like a regular iPad that folds in half, 22 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:41,200 a giant 20 inch tablet the size of two iPad Pros side by side. 23 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:45,200 Sounds an awful lot like a laptop. It's not a laptop. 24 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:51,240 It's called an iPad. Okay, the info comes from Apple Universe Explorer, 25 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:54,880 Girm Markstrong, AKA Mark German. That was stupid. 26 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:58,160 Who says the device is set to launch in 2028, 27 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:01,440 so Apple has time to eliminate the crease often seen 28 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:05,680 in the displays of foldable devices made by other worse companies. 29 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:09,160 German also says Apple's working on putting OLED panels 30 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:13,380 in MacBooks and tinkering with a foldable iPhone concept, 31 00:02:13,380 --> 00:02:17,400 but Apple doesn't really think you need a foldable iPhone, so you don't. 32 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:22,460 Perhaps the most important thing we can glean from Mark German's report is that Apple is working 33 00:02:22,460 --> 00:02:25,980 on a full overhaul of the Magic Mouse. 34 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:31,860 Apparently Apple's design team aims to devise something that better fits the modern era. 35 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:36,260 As if people preferring to use a mouse that doesn't have to flip onto its back to recharge 36 00:02:36,260 --> 00:02:40,660 like a distressed turtle is a recent development. People used to be okay with this. 37 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:45,260 Also holding it feels like holding a sharp rock. What were we doing here? 38 00:02:45,260 --> 00:02:52,940 For day eight of its 12 day shipping spree, OpenAI made search GPT, officially known as chat GPT search, 39 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:58,380 which is worse, available to everyone, even nonpaying users in yet another announcement 40 00:02:58,380 --> 00:03:02,860 that could have been an email. The move should help determine whether OpenAI has a chance 41 00:03:02,860 --> 00:03:06,380 to step on Google's turf, since search GPT shares 42 00:03:06,380 --> 00:03:10,660 the affinity of Google's AI overviews to get things super wrong. 43 00:03:10,660 --> 00:03:17,060 Speaking of, Google took this opportunity to show off its upgraded VO2 video generation model, 44 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:21,380 which looks as good as, if not better than, OpenAI's Sora. 45 00:03:21,380 --> 00:03:25,820 Google says this is thanks to VO2's understanding of physics, 46 00:03:25,820 --> 00:03:30,500 as seen in this hella rad clip. The only thing this skateboarder is defying 47 00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:34,980 is his parents' expectations. Yep, AI development is still going strong. 48 00:03:34,980 --> 00:03:38,380 The CEO of Buy Now, Pay Later service, Klarna, 49 00:03:38,380 --> 00:03:44,180 says his company stopped hiring a year ago because AI can already do all of the jobs. 50 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:49,700 And literally no one is safe. Just look at Toyota's Q-Robot making a basketball shot 51 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:52,780 from 80 feet away. The Looney Tunes are already on their way 52 00:03:52,780 --> 00:03:55,780 to sign this thing up for Space Jam 3. 53 00:03:55,780 --> 00:03:59,140 We're screwed. Probably still be a better actor than Michael Jordan. 54 00:03:59,140 --> 00:04:03,980 Okay, you've leaned forward again? The quick bits aren't gonna escape, all right, chill. 55 00:04:03,980 --> 00:04:07,180 The Switch 2 leaks won't stop thanks to someone 56 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:12,820 dropping into the Nintendo Switch 2 subreddit, claiming to have their hands on the actual console, 57 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:17,380 apparently sending evidence of that to the mod to prevent their posts from being deleted, 58 00:04:17,380 --> 00:04:20,540 and then asking people to stop messaging to ask for photos, 59 00:04:20,540 --> 00:04:24,180 which is like wandering into the dog park slathered in peanut butter. 60 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:29,100 What was the plan here? Long story short, the leaker gave out a bunch of info 61 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:33,580 that lines up with recent leaks. People made new mock-ups based on that info, 62 00:04:33,580 --> 00:04:39,060 and even if they're not real images, that's good enough for Reddit user IsmaMonkey. 63 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:44,140 He's just out on the web to approve of mock-ups. Anybody got some mock-ups over here? 64 00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:47,980 Yep, looks good. YouTube has pushed a couple of notable updates. 65 00:04:47,980 --> 00:04:53,420 One is the ability for creators to control what third-party companies can train AI models 66 00:04:53,420 --> 00:04:56,820 on their content. Creators can allow specific access 67 00:04:56,820 --> 00:05:02,420 for a list of 18 such companies, or just open the floodgates for anyone to have access. 68 00:05:02,420 --> 00:05:07,220 But YouTube's access is always on. How else could they have the resources 69 00:05:07,220 --> 00:05:11,780 to develop experimental features like creator voice replies to comments, 70 00:05:11,820 --> 00:05:15,820 which is rolling out to some creators like Theo Joe right now. 71 00:05:15,820 --> 00:05:19,980 Although it seems like it works on iOS and Android, but not desktop. 72 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:23,460 Give this to me next, YouTube. Tim Cook has a lot to say. 73 00:05:23,460 --> 00:05:27,700 According to Amnesty International, and reported by 404 Media, 74 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:31,620 Serbian law enforcement is using software called Celebrite 75 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:38,500 to unlock the phones of people they detain, which they then infect with spyware called NoviSpy. 76 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:44,220 They did this to Slavisa Milanov, a journalist for Serbian news outlet FAR, 77 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:48,940 who reports on government corruption. And if this report is any indication, 78 00:05:48,940 --> 00:05:53,620 he'll continue to do that. But now the government will know about it. 79 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:57,340 Digital license plates can be hacked to change their plate number, 80 00:05:57,340 --> 00:06:01,580 according to IO active security researcher, Joseph Rodriguez, 81 00:06:01,580 --> 00:06:06,220 who detailed his jailbreak for reviver brand license plates to wired. 82 00:06:06,220 --> 00:06:10,180 Because it's a hardware vulnerability, it couldn't be patched with a software update, 83 00:06:10,180 --> 00:06:14,820 meaning reviver would have to physically replace units in the states where they're currently legal, 84 00:06:14,820 --> 00:06:17,900 which includes Arizona, California, and Texas. 85 00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:21,940 And that's just wild, because I just heard about these things today, 86 00:06:21,940 --> 00:06:27,060 yet even I saw this coming. And US Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer thinks 87 00:06:27,060 --> 00:06:31,380 it's about time we got answers after another weekend full of drones 88 00:06:31,380 --> 00:06:35,660 flying through New Jersey and causing chaos. They start off friendly, 89 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:40,300 but get a few drinks in them and they're hollering out the side of their pickup truck. Blasting music, it's terrible. 90 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:44,020 I'm only half joking. Unexplained drone sightings are causing issues, 91 00:06:44,020 --> 00:06:48,420 recently triggering the shutdown of a large Air Force base in Ohio. 92 00:06:48,420 --> 00:06:53,860 After weeks of refusing to say much about it, the federal government now wants to speak plainly. 93 00:06:53,860 --> 00:06:58,940 Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas told ABC News that while there's little 94 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:04,460 or no evidence of wrongdoing, quote, there's no question that people are seeing drones. 95 00:07:07,740 --> 00:07:12,340 So are we good? There's also no question that you should come back here 96 00:07:12,340 --> 00:07:16,540 on Wednesday for more tech news. If the drones haven't beamed us up by then 97 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:20,780 and replaced us with a glowing orb, then you should not listen. 98 00:07:20,780 --> 00:07:22,300 Never trust an orb.