WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.800 Thanks to my cardio, I lost the fight with blindness. And I agreed to do 8 hours of free housework. 00:00:04.800 --> 00:00:08.120 But I have a family to feed. I cannot come home with no money. 00:00:09.640 --> 00:00:14.200 So I came up with the most brilliant business plan. While I build the stupid cat tree, 00:00:14.200 --> 00:00:19.680 I'm going to use his house as an attraction and secretly sneak my customers in. 00:00:19.680 --> 00:00:23.720 This is the menu. Shower and Dash. $20. 00:00:23.720 --> 00:00:28.800 Net time with blindness for $60. Why would I let these people in my house? 00:00:28.840 --> 00:00:32.120 I can pay you a commission. I'll give you 10%. 00:00:32.120 --> 00:00:36.480 50%. You want 50? Well, I'm cooking too. 00:00:36.480 --> 00:00:40.080 50, but you have to help me distract blindness as well. Okay, fine. 00:00:40.080 --> 00:00:44.080 I think this is ridiculous. I'm going to find my customers through our trusty friends 00:00:44.080 --> 00:00:48.640 who are also big fans of LTT. And this is Daniel. 00:00:48.640 --> 00:00:53.280 I showed Daniel the menu. And he decided to purchase the one I never thought anyone would. 00:00:53.280 --> 00:00:58.720 I've been pretty tired these days, so I don't know. I think nap time with blindness would be pretty nice. 00:00:58.720 --> 00:01:02.000 After acquiring my first customer, I also got Brandon and Bruce, 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:07.280 who are super interested to pay me for the services. That's a pretty expensive dinner, but that's... 00:01:07.280 --> 00:01:10.520 But you got a private chef? You got a private chef? Yeah, that's true, yeah. 00:01:10.520 --> 00:01:14.080 As a professional hider, who has broken into blindness' house twice, 00:01:14.080 --> 00:01:19.120 I have to train my customers just to make sure they can quietly enjoy the experience. 00:01:19.120 --> 00:01:22.440 Lesson number one, how to walk down the stairs in one piece. 00:01:22.440 --> 00:01:26.480 Lesson number two, how to put the dishes away quietly. 00:01:26.480 --> 00:01:32.240 Fail. One more time. Lesson number three, not laughing at Linus' dad jokes while hiding. 00:01:32.240 --> 00:01:33.440 Linus, Linus. 00:01:37.880 --> 00:01:42.440 You cannot laugh. I told my son he shouldn't listen to losers. 00:01:42.440 --> 00:01:46.640 Now he won't talk to me. Great, now they are all qualified. 00:01:46.640 --> 00:01:50.840 Now the question is, how am I going to execute the business plan? 00:01:50.840 --> 00:01:55.480 Let's go to Linus' house. Linus, your maid is here. 00:01:55.480 --> 00:01:59.280 My maid? Oh, wait, what? Oh, that's weird. Hey, I was out. 00:01:59.280 --> 00:02:03.680 Free housework. Service arrived. We are going to have some fun. 00:02:03.680 --> 00:02:07.200 Carpetting a cat tree is a lot harder than you probably think. 00:02:07.200 --> 00:02:11.480 Oh, my. Every one of these pieces needs to be recreated 00:02:11.480 --> 00:02:15.080 with the new carpet. He's spending every second with me since I arrived, 00:02:15.080 --> 00:02:18.120 which is frustrating. Luckily, I have a plan. 00:02:18.120 --> 00:02:21.840 Oh, and you guys want to do photo shoot? Oh, yeah, that happens. 00:02:21.840 --> 00:02:25.280 As part of free housework, I'm also taking Linus' family photo. 00:02:25.280 --> 00:02:28.880 You really didn't have to wear that out in public. This is my work uniform today. 00:02:28.880 --> 00:02:32.440 Hey, you guys want a good photo, right? No? Yeah, everyone just... 00:02:32.440 --> 00:02:35.600 Oh. Go ahead. This is going to take so long. 00:02:35.600 --> 00:02:39.640 You're not going to wait. You want to wait for it? Hi. Oh, Linus. 00:02:39.640 --> 00:02:43.240 Oh, God, sir, I mean, that's why we're here. I want a body of this, so sorry. 00:02:43.240 --> 00:02:44.920 You're just going to take the photo. You're gay, huh? 00:02:46.480 --> 00:02:50.680 Linus, just let her take the photo. I hope they probably want a professional one. 00:02:50.680 --> 00:02:54.800 Thanks a lot. No problem, take care. Obviously, that was not a coincidence. 00:02:54.800 --> 00:02:59.640 I just sold this van, a professional portrait with Linus. 00:02:59.640 --> 00:03:03.200 Well, back to the cat tree. Yeah. 00:03:03.200 --> 00:03:07.640 Suddenly, Linus drops this news. I talked to Yvonne already, by the way. 00:03:07.640 --> 00:03:10.840 Like, he'll still be paid for today. Oh, really? Yeah, of course. 00:03:10.840 --> 00:03:14.960 The real game is that you have to give up your Sunday to come do this, instead of whatever else you wish for. 00:03:14.960 --> 00:03:18.240 Perfect. I guess I have lots of people paying me today. Yeah! 00:03:18.240 --> 00:03:22.400 I'm too old today, Dad. In the meantime, my driver's picking on my customer. 00:03:22.400 --> 00:03:27.880 How's your allergies doing? Ah, it's better, actually. Yes, I faked the allergies just to buy some time 00:03:27.880 --> 00:03:31.040 to sneak away from Linus. This is allergic to cats, 00:03:31.040 --> 00:03:35.920 which I feel a little bad about, actually. Good, good. 00:03:35.920 --> 00:03:36.920 Are you here? 00:03:40.600 --> 00:03:44.720 Come here, come here, come here. Come here, come here. 00:03:44.720 --> 00:03:48.760 There's someone, there's someone, there's someone. 00:03:48.760 --> 00:03:52.240 You got it? Brenner has safely arrived in the pantry 00:03:52.240 --> 00:03:57.000 and shopping for his lunch. It looks like you're still doing the majority of the work. 00:03:57.000 --> 00:03:59.880 Yeah, I actually kind of noticed that. 00:04:02.440 --> 00:04:07.920 I have to come over and now there's cubes to leave Linus. So we just need to do the bottom one, so... 00:04:07.920 --> 00:04:11.960 Okay, I'm going to go grab some water. My nose is coming back again. 00:04:11.960 --> 00:04:14.760 What kind of food do you want? Oh, okay, okay, okay. 00:04:23.240 --> 00:04:26.240 Can you eat all the foods here? Food! 00:04:26.240 --> 00:04:28.240 Cats, food! 00:04:29.240 --> 00:04:31.240 No, you're good. Let's... 00:04:36.240 --> 00:04:39.240 That's a pretty expensive dinner, but that's, uh... 00:04:39.240 --> 00:04:42.240 But you've got a perforation. You've got a perforation. Yeah, that's true. 00:04:45.240 --> 00:04:49.240 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You don't need to finish it. 00:04:49.240 --> 00:04:51.240 It's hot water. 00:04:52.240 --> 00:04:53.240 No. 00:04:55.240 --> 00:04:58.240 Ding ding ding, and that's pantry to table service. 00:04:58.240 --> 00:05:00.240 Mmm, yummy. 00:05:01.240 --> 00:05:04.240 Do you need anything to drink? Water. 00:05:04.240 --> 00:05:06.240 Water's $10. Okay. 00:05:07.240 --> 00:05:11.240 While Bernard is enjoying the super spicy ramen and the luxury tap water, 00:05:11.240 --> 00:05:15.240 Linus is only 10 feet away. He better not choke. 00:05:17.240 --> 00:05:20.240 Are you washing this? 00:05:21.240 --> 00:05:25.240 Oh, no, Linus just fucking sat down. My second customer is on their way, 00:05:25.240 --> 00:05:28.240 and I have to send Brandon out now. 00:05:30.240 --> 00:05:35.240 In order to get to the garage, Brandon literally has to walk past Linus. 00:05:40.240 --> 00:05:44.240 See you. I had to get back to Linus before he starts suspecting me. 00:05:44.240 --> 00:05:47.240 Nice work, Linus. Can I help? 00:05:47.240 --> 00:05:52.240 No, of course not. My business is bumping, and my another customer is arriving in any second. 00:05:52.240 --> 00:05:55.240 There. Oh, my God. The parents are calling again. 00:05:55.240 --> 00:05:58.240 Wait a minute. Oh, okay. I'm coming. 00:06:00.240 --> 00:06:02.240 Money first. Money. 00:06:04.240 --> 00:06:07.240 Let's go, let's go. Bruce is safely delivered to the theater. 00:06:07.240 --> 00:06:10.240 All I have to do is making sure Linus doesn't go down there. 00:06:10.240 --> 00:06:13.240 It's Dennis' fault that you're watching this. He told me any movies. 00:06:13.240 --> 00:06:15.240 Sorry, Linus. Family drama. 00:06:16.240 --> 00:06:20.240 They got to keep calling. Hold on. While Bruce is enjoying the movie Cinderella, 00:06:20.240 --> 00:06:22.240 I figured he might need something to eat. 00:06:24.240 --> 00:06:27.240 Popcorn? Popcorn? $10. 00:06:28.240 --> 00:06:30.240 Linus doesn't seem to care about my vanishing. 00:06:34.240 --> 00:06:38.240 My only work now is watching Linus work till Bruce finishes Cinderella. 00:06:39.240 --> 00:06:43.240 Oh. You doing all right? Yeah, I'm going to bathroom. 00:06:43.240 --> 00:06:46.240 Just like Cinderella, Bruce got to go. Yeah, only time's over. 00:06:46.240 --> 00:06:50.240 Linus is literally facing out of direction. If he lift his head, it will all be over. 00:06:54.240 --> 00:06:58.240 Goodbye, Bruce. Daniel is on the way, who purchased nap time with Linus. 00:06:58.240 --> 00:07:02.240 And this is the couch he's going to sleep on. Very high chance that Linus will see him right away. 00:07:02.240 --> 00:07:05.240 Oh, my God. Phone call again. 00:07:05.240 --> 00:07:08.240 I apologize to my family. Sorry. I have to use them again. 00:07:16.240 --> 00:07:19.240 Daniel is in the pantry. We just need to find a perfect moment 00:07:19.240 --> 00:07:21.240 to get onto the couch. 00:07:24.240 --> 00:07:28.240 My customer is still waiting in the pantry. And Linus is being so needy for my help. 00:07:28.240 --> 00:07:30.240 It's extremely difficult to get away. 00:07:38.240 --> 00:07:41.240 I'm so happy that Daniel now can rest in peace. 00:07:41.240 --> 00:07:45.240 Here. Oh, God. Did you ever do your house tour for your fans? 00:07:45.240 --> 00:07:48.240 Yeah. It's kind of weird, I guess. Yeah. 00:07:48.240 --> 00:07:52.240 20 minutes in, Linus still doesn't see Daniel. Dennis hasn't even laid yet. 00:07:52.240 --> 00:07:55.240 I think I'm pretty safe so far. 00:07:55.240 --> 00:07:58.240 No blood. Oh, I almost forgot. This is Daniel's spa time. 00:07:58.240 --> 00:08:01.240 Do you want a mask? I can put a mask on for you. 00:08:01.240 --> 00:08:04.240 Another 20K. Man, this guy's swinning me, bro. 00:08:04.240 --> 00:08:07.240 So, my bottle cap. So, let's lay this on your brother. 00:08:07.240 --> 00:08:12.240 They don't know what to do. And just, like, really, really struggling. 00:08:15.240 --> 00:08:17.240 Took, like, I don't know. 00:08:18.240 --> 00:08:22.240 As soon as I went to the kitchen to get some water, this happened. 00:08:29.240 --> 00:08:33.240 No way. What just happened? 40 minutes in, Linus still doesn't notice 00:08:33.240 --> 00:08:36.240 there's a man sleeping on his couch with a face mask. 00:08:36.240 --> 00:08:38.240 I can't be sure of it. 00:08:39.240 --> 00:08:43.240 Yes. This is getting ridiculous. I have randomly left the room over 10 times. 00:08:43.240 --> 00:08:46.240 And this man still has no clue. 00:08:46.240 --> 00:08:49.240 Can you help me find something I've hiding here? 00:08:50.240 --> 00:08:52.240 Did you see my... 00:08:54.240 --> 00:08:57.240 You have any idea what's going on? Did you... 00:08:57.240 --> 00:09:00.240 What? You just... Oh, I thought that was Esther. I didn't know who was there. 00:09:00.240 --> 00:09:03.240 How's it going? Hey, I was at Aung Paek Housework. 00:09:03.240 --> 00:09:07.240 I opened a Dennis Torsen group. I snuck three people into your house today. 00:09:08.240 --> 00:09:12.240 And they pay me all this money! 00:09:16.240 --> 00:09:19.240 Stop this! Stop. I'm going home. 00:09:19.240 --> 00:09:20.240 50%.