Thanks to my cardio, I lost the fight with blindness. And I agreed to do 8 hours of free housework.
But I have a family to feed. I cannot come home with no money.
So I came up with the most brilliant business plan. While I build the stupid cat tree,
I'm going to use his house as an attraction and secretly sneak my customers in.
This is the menu. Shower and Dash. $20.
Net time with blindness for $60. Why would I let these people in my house?
I can pay you a commission. I'll give you 10%.
50%. You want 50? Well, I'm cooking too.
50, but you have to help me distract blindness as well. Okay, fine.
I think this is ridiculous. I'm going to find my customers through our trusty friends
who are also big fans of LTT. And this is Daniel.
I showed Daniel the menu. And he decided to purchase the one I never thought anyone would.
I've been pretty tired these days, so I don't know. I think nap time with blindness would be pretty nice.
After acquiring my first customer, I also got Brandon and Bruce,
who are super interested to pay me for the services. That's a pretty expensive dinner, but that's...
But you got a private chef? You got a private chef? Yeah, that's true, yeah.
As a professional hider, who has broken into blindness' house twice,
I have to train my customers just to make sure they can quietly enjoy the experience.
Lesson number one, how to walk down the stairs in one piece.
Lesson number two, how to put the dishes away quietly.
Fail. One more time. Lesson number three, not laughing at Linus' dad jokes while hiding.
Linus, Linus.
You cannot laugh. I told my son he shouldn't listen to losers.
Now he won't talk to me. Great, now they are all qualified.
Now the question is, how am I going to execute the business plan?
Let's go to Linus' house. Linus, your maid is here.
My maid? Oh, wait, what? Oh, that's weird. Hey, I was out.
Free housework. Service arrived. We are going to have some fun.
Carpetting a cat tree is a lot harder than you probably think.
Oh, my. Every one of these pieces needs to be recreated
with the new carpet. He's spending every second with me since I arrived,
which is frustrating. Luckily, I have a plan.
Oh, and you guys want to do photo shoot? Oh, yeah, that happens.
As part of free housework, I'm also taking Linus' family photo.
You really didn't have to wear that out in public. This is my work uniform today.
Hey, you guys want a good photo, right? No? Yeah, everyone just...
Oh. Go ahead. This is going to take so long.
You're not going to wait. You want to wait for it? Hi. Oh, Linus.
Oh, God, sir, I mean, that's why we're here. I want a body of this, so sorry.
You're just going to take the photo. You're gay, huh?
Linus, just let her take the photo. I hope they probably want a professional one.
Thanks a lot. No problem, take care. Obviously, that was not a coincidence.
I just sold this van, a professional portrait with Linus.
Well, back to the cat tree. Yeah.
Suddenly, Linus drops this news. I talked to Yvonne already, by the way.
Like, he'll still be paid for today. Oh, really? Yeah, of course.
The real game is that you have to give up your Sunday to come do this, instead of whatever else you wish for.
Perfect. I guess I have lots of people paying me today. Yeah!
I'm too old today, Dad. In the meantime, my driver's picking on my customer.
How's your allergies doing? Ah, it's better, actually. Yes, I faked the allergies just to buy some time
to sneak away from Linus. This is allergic to cats,
which I feel a little bad about, actually. Good, good.
Are you here?
Come here, come here, come here. Come here, come here.
There's someone, there's someone, there's someone.
You got it? Brenner has safely arrived in the pantry
and shopping for his lunch. It looks like you're still doing the majority of the work.
Yeah, I actually kind of noticed that.
I have to come over and now there's cubes to leave Linus. So we just need to do the bottom one, so...
Okay, I'm going to go grab some water. My nose is coming back again.
What kind of food do you want? Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Can you eat all the foods here? Food!
Cats, food!
No, you're good. Let's...
That's a pretty expensive dinner, but that's, uh...
But you've got a perforation. You've got a perforation. Yeah, that's true.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You don't need to finish it.
It's hot water.
No.
Ding ding ding, and that's pantry to table service.
Mmm, yummy.
Do you need anything to drink? Water.
Water's $10. Okay.
While Bernard is enjoying the super spicy ramen and the luxury tap water,
Linus is only 10 feet away. He better not choke.
Are you washing this?
Oh, no, Linus just fucking sat down. My second customer is on their way,
and I have to send Brandon out now.
In order to get to the garage, Brandon literally has to walk past Linus.
See you. I had to get back to Linus before he starts suspecting me.
Nice work, Linus. Can I help?
No, of course not. My business is bumping, and my another customer is arriving in any second.
There. Oh, my God. The parents are calling again.
Wait a minute. Oh, okay. I'm coming.
Money first. Money.
Let's go, let's go. Bruce is safely delivered to the theater.
All I have to do is making sure Linus doesn't go down there.
It's Dennis' fault that you're watching this. He told me any movies.
Sorry, Linus. Family drama.
They got to keep calling. Hold on. While Bruce is enjoying the movie Cinderella,
I figured he might need something to eat.
Popcorn? Popcorn? $10.
Linus doesn't seem to care about my vanishing.
My only work now is watching Linus work till Bruce finishes Cinderella.
Oh. You doing all right? Yeah, I'm going to bathroom.
Just like Cinderella, Bruce got to go. Yeah, only time's over.
Linus is literally facing out of direction. If he lift his head, it will all be over.
Goodbye, Bruce. Daniel is on the way, who purchased nap time with Linus.
And this is the couch he's going to sleep on. Very high chance that Linus will see him right away.
Oh, my God. Phone call again.
I apologize to my family. Sorry. I have to use them again.
Daniel is in the pantry. We just need to find a perfect moment
to get onto the couch.
My customer is still waiting in the pantry. And Linus is being so needy for my help.
It's extremely difficult to get away.
I'm so happy that Daniel now can rest in peace.
Here. Oh, God. Did you ever do your house tour for your fans?
Yeah. It's kind of weird, I guess. Yeah.
20 minutes in, Linus still doesn't see Daniel. Dennis hasn't even laid yet.
I think I'm pretty safe so far.
No blood. Oh, I almost forgot. This is Daniel's spa time.
Do you want a mask? I can put a mask on for you.
Another 20K. Man, this guy's swinning me, bro.
So, my bottle cap. So, let's lay this on your brother.
They don't know what to do. And just, like, really, really struggling.
Took, like, I don't know.
As soon as I went to the kitchen to get some water, this happened.
No way. What just happened? 40 minutes in, Linus still doesn't notice
there's a man sleeping on his couch with a face mask.
I can't be sure of it.
Yes. This is getting ridiculous. I have randomly left the room over 10 times.
And this man still has no clue.
Can you help me find something I've hiding here?
Did you see my...
You have any idea what's going on? Did you...
What? You just... Oh, I thought that was Esther. I didn't know who was there.
How's it going? Hey, I was at Aung Paek Housework.
I opened a Dennis Torsen group. I snuck three people into your house today.
And they pay me all this money!
Stop this! Stop. I'm going home.
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