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Thanks to my cardio, I lost the fight with blindness. And I agreed to do 8 hours of free housework.

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But I have a family to feed. I cannot come home with no money.

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So I came up with the most brilliant business plan. While I build the stupid cat tree,

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I'm going to use his house as an attraction and secretly sneak my customers in.

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This is the menu. Shower and Dash. $20.

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Net time with blindness for $60. Why would I let these people in my house?

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I can pay you a commission. I'll give you 10%.

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50%. You want 50? Well, I'm cooking too.

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50, but you have to help me distract blindness as well. Okay, fine.

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I think this is ridiculous. I'm going to find my customers through our trusty friends

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who are also big fans of LTT. And this is Daniel.

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I showed Daniel the menu. And he decided to purchase the one I never thought anyone would.

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I've been pretty tired these days, so I don't know. I think nap time with blindness would be pretty nice.

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After acquiring my first customer, I also got Brandon and Bruce,

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who are super interested to pay me for the services. That's a pretty expensive dinner, but that's...

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But you got a private chef? You got a private chef? Yeah, that's true, yeah.

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As a professional hider, who has broken into blindness' house twice,

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I have to train my customers just to make sure they can quietly enjoy the experience.

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Lesson number one, how to walk down the stairs in one piece.

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Lesson number two, how to put the dishes away quietly.

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Fail. One more time. Lesson number three, not laughing at Linus' dad jokes while hiding.

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Linus, Linus.

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You cannot laugh. I told my son he shouldn't listen to losers.

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Now he won't talk to me. Great, now they are all qualified.

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Now the question is, how am I going to execute the business plan?

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Let's go to Linus' house. Linus, your maid is here.

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My maid? Oh, wait, what? Oh, that's weird. Hey, I was out.

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Free housework. Service arrived. We are going to have some fun.

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Carpetting a cat tree is a lot harder than you probably think.

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Oh, my. Every one of these pieces needs to be recreated

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with the new carpet. He's spending every second with me since I arrived,

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which is frustrating. Luckily, I have a plan.

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Oh, and you guys want to do photo shoot? Oh, yeah, that happens.

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As part of free housework, I'm also taking Linus' family photo.

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You really didn't have to wear that out in public. This is my work uniform today.

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Hey, you guys want a good photo, right? No? Yeah, everyone just...

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Oh. Go ahead. This is going to take so long.

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You're not going to wait. You want to wait for it? Hi. Oh, Linus.

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Oh, God, sir, I mean, that's why we're here. I want a body of this, so sorry.

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You're just going to take the photo. You're gay, huh?

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Linus, just let her take the photo. I hope they probably want a professional one.

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Thanks a lot. No problem, take care. Obviously, that was not a coincidence.

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I just sold this van, a professional portrait with Linus.

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Well, back to the cat tree. Yeah.

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Suddenly, Linus drops this news. I talked to Yvonne already, by the way.

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Like, he'll still be paid for today. Oh, really? Yeah, of course.

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The real game is that you have to give up your Sunday to come do this, instead of whatever else you wish for.

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Perfect. I guess I have lots of people paying me today. Yeah!

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I'm too old today, Dad. In the meantime, my driver's picking on my customer.

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How's your allergies doing? Ah, it's better, actually. Yes, I faked the allergies just to buy some time

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to sneak away from Linus. This is allergic to cats,

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which I feel a little bad about, actually. Good, good.

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Are you here?

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Come here, come here, come here. Come here, come here.

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There's someone, there's someone, there's someone.

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You got it? Brenner has safely arrived in the pantry

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and shopping for his lunch. It looks like you're still doing the majority of the work.

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Yeah, I actually kind of noticed that.

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I have to come over and now there's cubes to leave Linus. So we just need to do the bottom one, so...

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Okay, I'm going to go grab some water. My nose is coming back again.

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What kind of food do you want? Oh, okay, okay, okay.

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Can you eat all the foods here? Food!

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Cats, food!

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No, you're good. Let's...

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That's a pretty expensive dinner, but that's, uh...

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But you've got a perforation. You've got a perforation. Yeah, that's true.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You don't need to finish it.

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It's hot water.

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No.

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Ding ding ding, and that's pantry to table service.

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Mmm, yummy.

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Do you need anything to drink? Water.

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Water's $10. Okay.

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While Bernard is enjoying the super spicy ramen and the luxury tap water,

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Linus is only 10 feet away. He better not choke.

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Are you washing this?

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Oh, no, Linus just fucking sat down. My second customer is on their way,

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and I have to send Brandon out now.

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In order to get to the garage, Brandon literally has to walk past Linus.

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See you. I had to get back to Linus before he starts suspecting me.

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Nice work, Linus. Can I help?

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No, of course not. My business is bumping, and my another customer is arriving in any second.

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There. Oh, my God. The parents are calling again.

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Wait a minute. Oh, okay. I'm coming.

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Money first. Money.

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Let's go, let's go. Bruce is safely delivered to the theater.

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All I have to do is making sure Linus doesn't go down there.

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It's Dennis' fault that you're watching this. He told me any movies.

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Sorry, Linus. Family drama.

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They got to keep calling. Hold on. While Bruce is enjoying the movie Cinderella,

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I figured he might need something to eat.

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Popcorn? Popcorn? $10.

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Linus doesn't seem to care about my vanishing.

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My only work now is watching Linus work till Bruce finishes Cinderella.

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Oh. You doing all right? Yeah, I'm going to bathroom.

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Just like Cinderella, Bruce got to go. Yeah, only time's over.

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Linus is literally facing out of direction. If he lift his head, it will all be over.

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Goodbye, Bruce. Daniel is on the way, who purchased nap time with Linus.

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And this is the couch he's going to sleep on. Very high chance that Linus will see him right away.

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Oh, my God. Phone call again.

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I apologize to my family. Sorry. I have to use them again.

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Daniel is in the pantry. We just need to find a perfect moment

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to get onto the couch.

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My customer is still waiting in the pantry. And Linus is being so needy for my help.

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It's extremely difficult to get away.

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I'm so happy that Daniel now can rest in peace.

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Here. Oh, God. Did you ever do your house tour for your fans?

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Yeah. It's kind of weird, I guess. Yeah.

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20 minutes in, Linus still doesn't see Daniel. Dennis hasn't even laid yet.

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I think I'm pretty safe so far.

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No blood. Oh, I almost forgot. This is Daniel's spa time.

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Do you want a mask? I can put a mask on for you.

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Another 20K. Man, this guy's swinning me, bro.

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So, my bottle cap. So, let's lay this on your brother.

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They don't know what to do. And just, like, really, really struggling.

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Took, like, I don't know.

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As soon as I went to the kitchen to get some water, this happened.

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No way. What just happened? 40 minutes in, Linus still doesn't notice

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there's a man sleeping on his couch with a face mask.

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I can't be sure of it.

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Yes. This is getting ridiculous. I have randomly left the room over 10 times.

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And this man still has no clue.

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Can you help me find something I've hiding here?

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Did you see my...

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You have any idea what's going on? Did you...

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What? You just... Oh, I thought that was Esther. I didn't know who was there.

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How's it going? Hey, I was at Aung Paek Housework.

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I opened a Dennis Torsen group. I snuck three people into your house today.

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And they pay me all this money!

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Stop this! Stop. I'm going home.

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50%.