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Hey! Dantadan,Meantudangmia,Dantadantada!

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Sweet! Dantadan,Meantudangmia,Dantadantadan

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Oh, Yeah yeah, alright! Wait, let's not do it.

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Why are you... It's not working! Oh, then this will be really easy for me to win.

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Oh, my God! Oh hey, there we go! You good?

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Oh, okay, okay. Okay, take a free one, take a free one. Roman, did you hit me?

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I got a coin. Oh you got a coin. Yeah, yeah, that's why I was gonna get you on...

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I tried to give him a free one, you guys saw me do it. Go take a free one, go take a free one.

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No. You don't want a free one? No. I mean, fine, I guess.

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Like, if that's, oh my God. If that's how you're gonna be about it.

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This guy, guys. This guy.

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What a guy. Whatever, I'll take the low ground every time.

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I'm the low ground kind of guy. Oh no. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

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Sorry about that. Okay, next battle.

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Let's go.

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Oh yeah, right. Another thing that's not included with ours

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is a working speaker, unfortunately. Yeah, it's just not working.

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And theoretically, we could use our technical manual,

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service manual to repair it, or we could just not do that.

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That's also a high end option.

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Yeah. Do you know how to play battle mode? No, not at all.

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I don't know what I'm doing. Oh, okay. You have to bop the guys and then kick them

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and then you get a coin. Oh, what the fuck? Okay, sure. Yeah.

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Did you try to jump on their head? Yeah. Okay, yeah, that won't work. And then POW bops everything on the map

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including the other player. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you can, you can. I know what the POW button does, but.

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Well, okay, how do you know what the POW button does, but you don't know how to play battle mode?

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Oh my God. You're wasting the POW. There's no POW.

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We don't need it. I thought you were too good. You don't need the POW. I mean, I don't.

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But yeah, I just thought maybe you did. Nah.

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I mean, okay, I guess. Are you just gonna let me get up here and like, you know, farm bad guys?

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Like, I'll do that. That's fine. I mean, I'm down. I'm down for whatever.

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It's no problem. All right.

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Okay. All right. All right.

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Cool. What just happened? I hit it instead of.

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Did you die? Yeah. Again? I hit a blue shell while it was flipped over.

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Oh, we just have to get the coins as fast as we can. Hell yeah.

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I mean. You're gonna win. We're ready to go. Okay.

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Can you try to win at least once just so that it feels like there's, you know, some tension? Sure.

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Okay. All right. He's gonna win this time. I don't know about that.

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He's gonna win. He's gonna win. Okay. We've already realized that when it comes to old games,

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you'll usually win. New games, I don't know.

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Okay. Well, that was you dying on purpose. I actually did not.

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Oh. What?

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Okay. All right. This is it for all the marbles.

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Here we go.

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No. All the marbles. 100% marbles.

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Okay.

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They killed me. Yeah. I could kill you if they're moving.

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Yeah. I'm really good at Mario.

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I'm really good at Mario. All right.

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I don't know. Hold on a second. I don't think. Okay.

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Yeah, we need the... Okay. Oh yeah.

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Oh, are we still waiting on that? I asked Colin to go get it. I don't know if he went to get it.

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Okay. I'll play him. Sure.

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Oh. You do whatever you gotta do, Andy.

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Andy, man. No. Do you just like,

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is it just muscle memory to like jump on their heads? Like, is that the problem here right now?

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It really is. It really is sad. Cause this is sad. That's what you do.

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Oh, that's fine. Oh, oh, oh. Don't get the fireballs. That was way cooler.

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Did you win? I don't know. I thought I had a fireball. I won.

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You know how much I played battle mode? Never. Yeah, I mean, I played a little bit battle mode.

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Yeah, maybe. I played a little bit battle mode with my friend. I mean, it was 30 years ago,

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but I didn't play it. Oh yeah, muscle memory. I played it.

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No. Thanks. No.

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Thanks.

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Don't make me juggle you. Ah!

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Param, param, param, param. Param!

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Yeah, I kicked a blue shell last time. It just like killed me. Yeah, it was dead though.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I had to flip it over first. Are you sure?

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Cause your opponent can flip it back over. Oh, maybe flip it over.

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I don't know if I did. That's just, that's definitely a thing you can do.

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Yeah. Yeah. Oh! Hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you gonna do?

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What are you gonna do? Well, nothing now. Nothing now.

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That's right. That's right. Bah! No.

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Dang it. Oh, this isn't, no.

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I hit the other one. Yeah. It's pretty good.

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Long call is gonna be, I don't know. I feel bad for him at this point.

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This is kind of sad. He's grabbing the luminance meter from Brandon's

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so that we can measure the nits that it's coming in. Oh, man! Yeah.

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Free one. Who is it? Hey, call it.

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Do we have the light meter or something like that? Oh, fudge.

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How did I screw that up? Okay, perfect.

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Nice.

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Oh, am I gonna lose? No way! No way, bro!

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Gotta have the cheap moves now. No! Are you kidding me?

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No! Got him! Oh, my damn it. That's so fucking close.

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Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, one more round. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Okay, one more round then we, oh, what's this?

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Oh, what do we do? I actually don't know what we do. There's question mark blocks.

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Oh, they're all question mark blocks. I don't know how we do anything to them.

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And we hit them from below? No. Oh. What'd you do?

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I hit it hard. Oh, yeah.

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I just like went up to it and kicked it. Oh, you kicked it.

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How do you kick it? With B.

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Oh, and there's coins under some of them.

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Oh, yeah. Bit.

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Oh, okay. Oh, wow.

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I just timed it up, okay, whatever. Can play an actual level or something.

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Fine. Yeah, it's like perfect, right?

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It's great. Yeah. It's great. Other than looking like garbage.

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Yeah, do you think that's burning? Like, I can't tell, but you can see

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that it looks like something. I don't think it's burning. You don't think it's burning?

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No, I don't think so. It's just so uniform.

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What, is that how that works? I don't know. Wait, what?

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Yeah, I'm behind the map. Oh, right, but you can still hit enemies.

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Wait, why am I in front of the map now? I forget how it works.

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Yo, Brandon's here. Hey. Hey, Brandon, look, it's a CRT projector.

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It's a Mr. Dickinson. We want to measure how light it's getting.

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Oh man, that's uniform-y. Oh yeah, that's great. Hey, look, don't hit on my childhood, all right?

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Can you pick up blocks? Nope.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Geez. Oh, geez.

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Oh, wow, that's a really short level, dude. Yeah, that one's really short.

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And then, do we have a, just call, I have a measuring tape. Colin!

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You have a measuring tape? Can you come measure the screen?

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All right, let's see your skills. Oh, God.

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Show me what you got. Wait, you're gonna play the same,

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oh, wait, why did you go to battle mode again? Why did I go to battle mode? I thought it was the map.

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Well, maybe you should get good scrub. Yeah, probably.

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Ever think of that? Boom, got it.

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Oh my God, don't walk into this trap.

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Oh, two coins, they're right there for you. They sure are. They sure are.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

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What? Hey, that's my star. How dare you?

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How dare you? That's my star, my star.

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Wait, how do I get it? How do I get it? Oh, I got it. You have to jump on top of it.

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Oh, yeah, I lost. Yeah, I got it. Dang it. Can you measure the screen, Colin?

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What are we at? What are we at here?

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Good old four by three. 43. Oh, 43.

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Wow.
