Hey! Dantadan,Meantudangmia,Dantadantada!
Sweet! Dantadan,Meantudangmia,Dantadantadan
Oh, Yeah yeah, alright! Wait, let's not do it.
Why are you... It's not working! Oh, then this will be really easy for me to win.
Oh, my God! Oh hey, there we go! You good?
Oh, okay, okay. Okay, take a free one, take a free one. Roman, did you hit me?
I got a coin. Oh you got a coin. Yeah, yeah, that's why I was gonna get you on...
I tried to give him a free one, you guys saw me do it. Go take a free one, go take a free one.
No. You don't want a free one? No. I mean, fine, I guess.
Like, if that's, oh my God. If that's how you're gonna be about it.
This guy, guys. This guy.
What a guy. Whatever, I'll take the low ground every time.
I'm the low ground kind of guy. Oh no. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Sorry about that. Okay, next battle.
Let's go.
Oh yeah, right. Another thing that's not included with ours
is a working speaker, unfortunately. Yeah, it's just not working.
And theoretically, we could use our technical manual,
service manual to repair it, or we could just not do that.
That's also a high end option.
Yeah. Do you know how to play battle mode? No, not at all.
I don't know what I'm doing. Oh, okay. You have to bop the guys and then kick them
and then you get a coin. Oh, what the fuck? Okay, sure. Yeah.
Did you try to jump on their head? Yeah. Okay, yeah, that won't work. And then POW bops everything on the map
including the other player. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you can, you can. I know what the POW button does, but.
Well, okay, how do you know what the POW button does, but you don't know how to play battle mode?
Oh my God. You're wasting the POW. There's no POW.
We don't need it. I thought you were too good. You don't need the POW. I mean, I don't.
But yeah, I just thought maybe you did. Nah.
I mean, okay, I guess. Are you just gonna let me get up here and like, you know, farm bad guys?
Like, I'll do that. That's fine. I mean, I'm down. I'm down for whatever.
It's no problem. All right.
Okay. All right. All right.
Cool. What just happened? I hit it instead of.
Did you die? Yeah. Again? I hit a blue shell while it was flipped over.
Oh, we just have to get the coins as fast as we can. Hell yeah.
I mean. You're gonna win. We're ready to go. Okay.
Can you try to win at least once just so that it feels like there's, you know, some tension? Sure.
Okay. All right. He's gonna win this time. I don't know about that.
He's gonna win. He's gonna win. Okay. We've already realized that when it comes to old games,
you'll usually win. New games, I don't know.
Okay. Well, that was you dying on purpose. I actually did not.
Oh. What?
Okay. All right. This is it for all the marbles.
Here we go.
No. All the marbles. 100% marbles.
Okay.
They killed me. Yeah. I could kill you if they're moving.
Yeah. I'm really good at Mario.
I'm really good at Mario. All right.
I don't know. Hold on a second. I don't think. Okay.
Yeah, we need the... Okay. Oh yeah.
Oh, are we still waiting on that? I asked Colin to go get it. I don't know if he went to get it.
Okay. I'll play him. Sure.
Oh. You do whatever you gotta do, Andy.
Andy, man. No. Do you just like,
is it just muscle memory to like jump on their heads? Like, is that the problem here right now?
It really is. It really is sad. Cause this is sad. That's what you do.
Oh, that's fine. Oh, oh, oh. Don't get the fireballs. That was way cooler.
Did you win? I don't know. I thought I had a fireball. I won.
You know how much I played battle mode? Never. Yeah, I mean, I played a little bit battle mode.
Yeah, maybe. I played a little bit battle mode with my friend. I mean, it was 30 years ago,
but I didn't play it. Oh yeah, muscle memory. I played it.
No. Thanks. No.
Thanks.
Don't make me juggle you. Ah!
Param, param, param, param. Param!
Yeah, I kicked a blue shell last time. It just like killed me. Yeah, it was dead though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I had to flip it over first. Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Cause your opponent can flip it back over. Oh, maybe flip it over.
I don't know if I did. That's just, that's definitely a thing you can do.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh! Hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do? Well, nothing now. Nothing now.
That's right. That's right. Bah! No.
Dang it. Oh, this isn't, no.
I hit the other one. Yeah. It's pretty good.
Long call is gonna be, I don't know. I feel bad for him at this point.
This is kind of sad. He's grabbing the luminance meter from Brandon's
so that we can measure the nits that it's coming in. Oh, man! Yeah.
Free one. Who is it? Hey, call it.
Do we have the light meter or something like that? Oh, fudge.
How did I screw that up? Okay, perfect.
Nice.
Oh, am I gonna lose? No way! No way, bro!
Gotta have the cheap moves now. No! Are you kidding me?
No! Got him! Oh, my damn it. That's so fucking close.
Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, one more round. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Okay, one more round then we, oh, what's this?
Oh, what do we do? I actually don't know what we do. There's question mark blocks.
Oh, they're all question mark blocks. I don't know how we do anything to them.
And we hit them from below? No. Oh. What'd you do?
I hit it hard. Oh, yeah.
I just like went up to it and kicked it. Oh, you kicked it.
How do you kick it? With B.
Oh, and there's coins under some of them.
Oh, yeah. Bit.
Oh, okay. Oh, wow.
I just timed it up, okay, whatever. Can play an actual level or something.
Fine. Yeah, it's like perfect, right?
It's great. Yeah. It's great. Other than looking like garbage.
Yeah, do you think that's burning? Like, I can't tell, but you can see
that it looks like something. I don't think it's burning. You don't think it's burning?
No, I don't think so. It's just so uniform.
What, is that how that works? I don't know. Wait, what?
Yeah, I'm behind the map. Oh, right, but you can still hit enemies.
Wait, why am I in front of the map now? I forget how it works.
Yo, Brandon's here. Hey. Hey, Brandon, look, it's a CRT projector.
It's a Mr. Dickinson. We want to measure how light it's getting.
Oh man, that's uniform-y. Oh yeah, that's great. Hey, look, don't hit on my childhood, all right?
Can you pick up blocks? Nope.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Geez. Oh, geez.
Oh, wow, that's a really short level, dude. Yeah, that one's really short.
And then, do we have a, just call, I have a measuring tape. Colin!
You have a measuring tape? Can you come measure the screen?
All right, let's see your skills. Oh, God.
Show me what you got. Wait, you're gonna play the same,
oh, wait, why did you go to battle mode again? Why did I go to battle mode? I thought it was the map.
Well, maybe you should get good scrub. Yeah, probably.
Ever think of that? Boom, got it.
Oh my God, don't walk into this trap.
Oh, two coins, they're right there for you. They sure are. They sure are.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
What? Hey, that's my star. How dare you?
How dare you? That's my star, my star.
Wait, how do I get it? How do I get it? Oh, I got it. You have to jump on top of it.
Oh, yeah, I lost. Yeah, I got it. Dang it. Can you measure the screen, Colin?
What are we at? What are we at here?
Good old four by three. 43. Oh, 43.
Wow.