WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:07.280 Tech news. It's watch for dinner. Don't let big beef lie to you. It always has been and it always 00:00:07.280 --> 00:00:17.920 will be tech news. Tech news. NVIDIA and Intel have struck a deal and will be working together 00:00:17.920 --> 00:00:24.880 in a wild twist of fate lifting Intel stock from rock bottom to one rock above the bottom 00:00:24.880 --> 00:00:30.320 through a $5 billion investment. As part of the agreement, Team Blue will design and manufacture 00:00:30.320 --> 00:00:36.240 custom x86 CPUs to pair with NVIDIA's AI accelerators for data centers and they'll 00:00:36.240 --> 00:00:43.200 also make consumer focused SOCs that combine Intel CPU cores with NVIDIA RTX GPU chiplets on 00:00:43.200 --> 00:00:48.640 the same package. The two companies joint press conference made it clear this is a bigger deal 00:00:48.640 --> 00:00:53.920 to Intel than it is to NVIDIA. Lit Bhutan was set up in a professionally lit studio while Jensen 00:00:53.920 --> 00:00:58.320 looked like he was popping out of a meeting to take a call in a hallway. Did he have leather on 00:00:58.320 --> 00:01:04.240 though? Not even a vest. But wait, does this compromise the dream of Intel's homegrown GPUs 00:01:04.240 --> 00:01:11.200 providing some much needed competition to NVIDIA? Who knows. But Intel says Ark's not dead yet. 00:01:11.200 --> 00:01:16.960 A spokesperson told PCworld that the collaboration is complementary to Intel's roadmap and Intel 00:01:16.960 --> 00:01:21.760 will continue to have GPU product offerings, which is the kind of vague platitude you tell someone 00:01:21.760 --> 00:01:26.400 to get them to please leave the store because attention shoppers, the store is closing literally 00:01:26.400 --> 00:01:31.600 right now, please get out of it. We have lives. Meta announced their first smart glasses to feature 00:01:31.600 --> 00:01:37.440 a display on Wednesday during their MetaConnect event, which sadly suffered from Wi-Fi issues that 00:01:37.440 --> 00:01:45.920 only affected how their AI worked and nothing else. What do I do first? What do I do first? 00:01:46.640 --> 00:01:50.800 You've already combined the base ingredients. What do I do first? 00:01:52.880 --> 00:01:57.280 You've already combined the base ingredients. Alright, I think the Wi-Fi might be messed up. 00:01:57.280 --> 00:02:02.400 Sorry, back to you, Mark. It's all good. The irony of the whole thing is that you spend years 00:02:02.400 --> 00:02:08.320 making technology and then the Wi-Fi at the day kind of catches you. In addition to a built-in 00:02:08.320 --> 00:02:13.040 camera and speakers, the Ray-Ban display glasses have a full color display in the right eye. 00:02:13.120 --> 00:02:17.600 You will support live translation and captions for only the person standing in front of you 00:02:17.600 --> 00:02:22.400 and comes with a neural band for your wrist that lets you control the glasses through finger 00:02:22.400 --> 00:02:29.680 movements and even write with your finger on any surface to input text. Any surface? Any surface you 00:02:29.680 --> 00:02:35.440 want. Well, you have to ask first. And apparently you can't even really see that there's a display 00:02:35.440 --> 00:02:39.920 when you're not wearing the glasses. And these aren't a prototype. They're launching September 00:02:39.920 --> 00:02:45.680 30th, only in the US, as for $800 as a social experiment to see whether the solution to everyone 00:02:45.680 --> 00:02:51.920 being addicted to screens is to put the screens on your face 24-7. Gotta fight fire with fire. 00:02:51.920 --> 00:02:56.640 Not feeling the screen? The original Screenless Ray-Ban MetaSmart glasses are getting battery and 00:02:56.640 --> 00:03:02.560 camera upgrades and there's a new Oakley MetaParashe. It's called Vanguard for high-intensity sports. 00:03:03.840 --> 00:03:08.560 Do they come in white? It seems like more and more people might start wearing camera glasses. 00:03:08.640 --> 00:03:14.240 Are you being recorded? Probably. But now it's by everyone, not just the government. Hey! Lastly, 00:03:14.240 --> 00:03:18.800 Quest 3 and 3S headsets are also getting some minor updates. It's offering up the ability to scan 00:03:18.800 --> 00:03:23.360 surroundings and transform them into virtual environments. So anytime you're scared in a new 00:03:23.360 --> 00:03:28.160 place, you can retreat into a virtual version of your home and hide under the covers until you feel 00:03:28.160 --> 00:03:34.320 better. Xbox. Handhelds. Do I have your attention yet? Good, because I'm not talking about the new 00:03:34.320 --> 00:03:39.040 Xbox ally. Actually, I'm talking about what a lot of you handheld gamers have been waiting for, 00:03:39.040 --> 00:03:42.720 the stripped-down Windows experience that could actually boost performance 00:03:43.280 --> 00:03:48.480 Xbox mode on Windows. All you gotta do is update 25H2 from the release preview channel 00:03:48.480 --> 00:03:53.200 and mess around in the registry. Don't do this unless you're ready to reset your device, like I 00:03:53.200 --> 00:03:59.200 am at any time. User Goxie123 posted a full guide on Reddit, if you think you're up to the task, 00:03:59.200 --> 00:04:04.160 along with some casual claims of a 5% performance boost in Red Dead 2. And less RAM 00:04:04.160 --> 00:04:08.880 being used in Celeste. There are some exciting handhelds on the way from the RG Xbox allies to 00:04:08.880 --> 00:04:14.880 the GPD Win 5 with Ryzen Strix Halo, but they're coming with some chunky price tags, not to mention 00:04:14.880 --> 00:04:20.000 that regular Xbox consoles just got another price hike for the second time this year. 00:04:20.000 --> 00:04:23.280 So hopefully, a bit of free performance should dull the pain a little bit. 00:04:25.120 --> 00:04:28.400 Quick. Bits. 00:04:28.400 --> 00:04:31.760 Quick bits. Quick bits. It's quick bits time. 00:04:32.640 --> 00:04:36.080 Samsung is launching a pilot program to put ads on your fridge. 00:04:36.080 --> 00:04:41.280 Yeah, the one you already paid for. That's fine with me. I love hearing about new products and 00:04:41.280 --> 00:04:45.920 promotions as I stumble into my kitchen for a glass of milk in the morning. But it's a sad day 00:04:45.920 --> 00:04:50.640 today for many of you who knew it was only a matter of time once fridges with screens started 00:04:50.640 --> 00:04:55.760 coming out. Samsung originally denied this was happening back in April, but now their family 00:04:55.760 --> 00:04:59.760 hub refrigerators are getting an over-the-air update whether you like it or not. 00:04:59.920 --> 00:05:04.960 The ads are part of the family too. You'll owe nothing. And you'll like it. 00:05:04.960 --> 00:05:09.120 You know what else I like? This wacky Pro X2 mouse from Logitech with their new 00:05:09.120 --> 00:05:14.320 Super Strike technology for super gamers who need features like haptic-based clicks, 00:05:14.320 --> 00:05:19.360 rapid triggers, and adjustable actuation. Is this the first proper analog gaming mouse? 00:05:19.920 --> 00:05:25.280 I'm not sure. Logitech is just claiming it's the first with Super Strike technology, so let me 00:05:25.280 --> 00:05:30.960 know in the comments. But what I am sure of is that it's going to cost $180 and offers 8,000 00:05:30.960 --> 00:05:38.240 kHz polling with up to 44,000 dpi hero 2 sensor in there. And I thought I was the only one with that. 00:05:38.240 --> 00:05:43.840 Dang. Nothing's ear 3 buds are giving you a better option if you need a crystal clear 00:05:44.400 --> 00:05:50.000 recording from your mouth from a tiny microphone. It's called a super mic and it's located on 00:05:50.000 --> 00:05:54.080 on the earbuds case and you activate it with a little button. It makes you look like you're 00:05:54.160 --> 00:05:58.960 talking into a little handheld mic, which I guess you are. It releases September 25th, 00:05:58.960 --> 00:06:04.320 great day for $180, a price, and I just think they're neat. That's why it's a quick bit. 00:06:04.320 --> 00:06:13.520 They're just no big deal. Chill. It'll catch on. And Nanoleaf's new light therapy wand, not a sex toy, is the last bit we're shining a light on 00:06:13.520 --> 00:06:18.400 today. It costs a hundred bucks and they're marketing it as a six in one skincare multi-tasking 00:06:18.400 --> 00:06:22.480 hero. But I haven't even told you yet what the best part is. Invite! Oh, it does vibrate. 00:06:22.560 --> 00:06:27.040 It does vibrate. And while it's meant for your face, you can point that sucker anywhere you 00:06:27.040 --> 00:06:31.920 want. Enjoy. This is not only third light therapy product. There's a mask and LD panel for 150 00:06:31.920 --> 00:06:38.080 bucks a pop, marking an odd transition from wall decorations to skin treatment to... I don't know 00:06:38.080 --> 00:06:44.080 what that story was, but we'll wave it away with a magic wand. I feel better now than I did before. 00:06:44.080 --> 00:06:47.840 What on earth will they come up with next? I don't know. I'm just the guy who makes the funny 00:06:47.840 --> 00:06:52.720 vases and the loud noises and trying to keep everyone up to date and happy. And if I'm not 00:06:52.720 --> 00:06:57.200 doing a good job of that, don't let me know in the comments positive words of affirmation only. 00:06:57.840 --> 00:07:04.320 Everything else is getting newt. Sorry, not sorry. This is my comment section. Leave him alone!