1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,280 Tech news. It's watch for dinner. Don't let big beef lie to you. It always has been and it always 2 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:17,920 will be tech news. Tech news. NVIDIA and Intel have struck a deal and will be working together 3 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:24,880 in a wild twist of fate lifting Intel stock from rock bottom to one rock above the bottom 4 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:30,320 through a $5 billion investment. As part of the agreement, Team Blue will design and manufacture 5 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:36,240 custom x86 CPUs to pair with NVIDIA's AI accelerators for data centers and they'll 6 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:43,200 also make consumer focused SOCs that combine Intel CPU cores with NVIDIA RTX GPU chiplets on 7 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:48,640 the same package. The two companies joint press conference made it clear this is a bigger deal 8 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:53,920 to Intel than it is to NVIDIA. Lit Bhutan was set up in a professionally lit studio while Jensen 9 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:58,320 looked like he was popping out of a meeting to take a call in a hallway. Did he have leather on 10 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:04,240 though? Not even a vest. But wait, does this compromise the dream of Intel's homegrown GPUs 11 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:11,200 providing some much needed competition to NVIDIA? Who knows. But Intel says Ark's not dead yet. 12 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:16,960 A spokesperson told PCworld that the collaboration is complementary to Intel's roadmap and Intel 13 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:21,760 will continue to have GPU product offerings, which is the kind of vague platitude you tell someone 14 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:26,400 to get them to please leave the store because attention shoppers, the store is closing literally 15 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:31,600 right now, please get out of it. We have lives. Meta announced their first smart glasses to feature 16 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:37,440 a display on Wednesday during their MetaConnect event, which sadly suffered from Wi-Fi issues that 17 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:45,920 only affected how their AI worked and nothing else. What do I do first? What do I do first? 18 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:50,800 You've already combined the base ingredients. What do I do first? 19 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:57,280 You've already combined the base ingredients. Alright, I think the Wi-Fi might be messed up. 20 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:02,400 Sorry, back to you, Mark. It's all good. The irony of the whole thing is that you spend years 21 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:08,320 making technology and then the Wi-Fi at the day kind of catches you. In addition to a built-in 22 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:13,040 camera and speakers, the Ray-Ban display glasses have a full color display in the right eye. 23 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:17,600 You will support live translation and captions for only the person standing in front of you 24 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:22,400 and comes with a neural band for your wrist that lets you control the glasses through finger 25 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:29,680 movements and even write with your finger on any surface to input text. Any surface? Any surface you 26 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:35,440 want. Well, you have to ask first. And apparently you can't even really see that there's a display 27 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:39,920 when you're not wearing the glasses. And these aren't a prototype. They're launching September 28 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:45,680 30th, only in the US, as for $800 as a social experiment to see whether the solution to everyone 29 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:51,920 being addicted to screens is to put the screens on your face 24-7. Gotta fight fire with fire. 30 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:56,640 Not feeling the screen? The original Screenless Ray-Ban MetaSmart glasses are getting battery and 31 00:02:56,640 --> 00:03:02,560 camera upgrades and there's a new Oakley MetaParashe. It's called Vanguard for high-intensity sports. 32 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:08,560 Do they come in white? It seems like more and more people might start wearing camera glasses. 33 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:14,240 Are you being recorded? Probably. But now it's by everyone, not just the government. Hey! Lastly, 34 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:18,800 Quest 3 and 3S headsets are also getting some minor updates. It's offering up the ability to scan 35 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:23,360 surroundings and transform them into virtual environments. So anytime you're scared in a new 36 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:28,160 place, you can retreat into a virtual version of your home and hide under the covers until you feel 37 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:34,320 better. Xbox. Handhelds. Do I have your attention yet? Good, because I'm not talking about the new 38 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:39,040 Xbox ally. Actually, I'm talking about what a lot of you handheld gamers have been waiting for, 39 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:42,720 the stripped-down Windows experience that could actually boost performance 40 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:48,480 Xbox mode on Windows. All you gotta do is update 25H2 from the release preview channel 41 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:53,200 and mess around in the registry. Don't do this unless you're ready to reset your device, like I 42 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:59,200 am at any time. User Goxie123 posted a full guide on Reddit, if you think you're up to the task, 43 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:04,160 along with some casual claims of a 5% performance boost in Red Dead 2. And less RAM 44 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:08,880 being used in Celeste. There are some exciting handhelds on the way from the RG Xbox allies to 45 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:14,880 the GPD Win 5 with Ryzen Strix Halo, but they're coming with some chunky price tags, not to mention 46 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:20,000 that regular Xbox consoles just got another price hike for the second time this year. 47 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,280 So hopefully, a bit of free performance should dull the pain a little bit. 48 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:28,400 Quick. Bits. 49 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:31,760 Quick bits. Quick bits. It's quick bits time. 50 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:36,080 Samsung is launching a pilot program to put ads on your fridge. 51 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:41,280 Yeah, the one you already paid for. That's fine with me. I love hearing about new products and 52 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:45,920 promotions as I stumble into my kitchen for a glass of milk in the morning. But it's a sad day 53 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:50,640 today for many of you who knew it was only a matter of time once fridges with screens started 54 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:55,760 coming out. Samsung originally denied this was happening back in April, but now their family 55 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:59,760 hub refrigerators are getting an over-the-air update whether you like it or not. 56 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:04,960 The ads are part of the family too. You'll owe nothing. And you'll like it. 57 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:09,120 You know what else I like? This wacky Pro X2 mouse from Logitech with their new 58 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:14,320 Super Strike technology for super gamers who need features like haptic-based clicks, 59 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:19,360 rapid triggers, and adjustable actuation. Is this the first proper analog gaming mouse? 60 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:25,280 I'm not sure. Logitech is just claiming it's the first with Super Strike technology, so let me 61 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:30,960 know in the comments. But what I am sure of is that it's going to cost $180 and offers 8,000 62 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:38,240 kHz polling with up to 44,000 dpi hero 2 sensor in there. And I thought I was the only one with that. 63 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:43,840 Dang. Nothing's ear 3 buds are giving you a better option if you need a crystal clear 64 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:50,000 recording from your mouth from a tiny microphone. It's called a super mic and it's located on 65 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:54,080 on the earbuds case and you activate it with a little button. It makes you look like you're 66 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:58,960 talking into a little handheld mic, which I guess you are. It releases September 25th, 67 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:04,320 great day for $180, a price, and I just think they're neat. That's why it's a quick bit. 68 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:13,520 They're just no big deal. Chill. It'll catch on. And Nanoleaf's new light therapy wand, not a sex toy, is the last bit we're shining a light on 69 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:18,400 today. It costs a hundred bucks and they're marketing it as a six in one skincare multi-tasking 70 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:22,480 hero. But I haven't even told you yet what the best part is. Invite! Oh, it does vibrate. 71 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:27,040 It does vibrate. And while it's meant for your face, you can point that sucker anywhere you 72 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:31,920 want. Enjoy. This is not only third light therapy product. There's a mask and LD panel for 150 73 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:38,080 bucks a pop, marking an odd transition from wall decorations to skin treatment to... I don't know 74 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:44,080 what that story was, but we'll wave it away with a magic wand. I feel better now than I did before. 75 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:47,840 What on earth will they come up with next? I don't know. I'm just the guy who makes the funny 76 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:52,720 vases and the loud noises and trying to keep everyone up to date and happy. And if I'm not 77 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:57,200 doing a good job of that, don't let me know in the comments positive words of affirmation only. 78 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:04,320 Everything else is getting newt. Sorry, not sorry. This is my comment section. Leave him alone!