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Sammy: Hi Eli, it time to do your eyebrow slit. 2 00:00:02.335 --> 00:00:03.503 Elijah: I hate you, Floatplane. 3 00:00:03.703 --> 00:00:08.441 Elijah: This video got 3,000 likes, which I made a stupid promise and I'm now getting an eyebrow slit. 4 00:00:08.508 --> 00:00:09.175 Sammy: Yippee! 5 00:00:09.209 --> 00:00:09.776 Elijah: *Sighs* 6 00:00:09.776 --> 00:00:10.710 Sammy: Hahahaha. 7 00:00:10.777 --> 00:00:12.412 Elijah: We're waiting for Luke to get out of a meeting. 8 00:00:12.445 --> 00:00:15.482 He's the one who gave the haircut, so it's only fair if he's the one that does the eyebrow slit. 9 00:00:15.482 --> 00:00:18.718 Sammy: Would you get two slits? Like, one eyebrow, two slits. 10 00:00:19.152 --> 00:00:21.354 Elijah: I don't know, I was looking up some styles this morning; 11 00:00:21.421 --> 00:00:23.289 because I was like, is there, like, a cool style? 12 00:00:23.356 --> 00:00:27.427 They all look stupid; So like, I, I don't know, I... 13 00:00:28.328 --> 00:00:30.797 I don't know, I think I'll talk to Luke about it and see what he decides. 14 00:00:30.930 --> 00:00:34.567 Sammy: So we got tape, so we can mark where you're- 15 00:00:35.068 --> 00:00:35.735 Elijah: Really? 16 00:00:36.269 --> 00:00:37.037 Sammy: Yeah, it says- 17 00:00:37.103 --> 00:00:38.505 Elijah: This is the best tape we could find? 18 00:00:38.505 --> 00:00:40.974 Sammy: The website I looked up said scotch tape's okay. 19 00:00:41.041 --> 00:00:45.011 Sammy: And then I got these $7 razors from Walmart. 20 00:00:45.812 --> 00:00:48.014 Elijah: Beauty facial shaping razors. 21 00:00:48.248 --> 00:00:50.550 Elijah: Sure, I don't know, I don't know how to do this. 22 00:00:50.650 --> 00:00:51.851 Sammy: And then I got you a Sharpie. 23 00:00:51.918 --> 00:00:53.720 Elijah: What the heck is a Sharpie for? 24 00:00:53.787 --> 00:00:55.021 Sammy: So we can mark where it's going to be. 25 00:00:55.055 --> 00:00:56.122 Elijah: Isn't that what the tape's for!? 26 00:00:56.356 --> 00:00:58.058 Sammy: No, it's so you don't cut other parts of the eyebrow. 27 00:00:58.058 --> 00:00:59.059 Elijah: Oh my god. 28 00:00:59.325 --> 00:00:59.959 Sammy: Hi Linus. 29 00:01:01.828 --> 00:01:04.397 Linus: What are we teaching Elijah about now that he's never heard of? 30 00:01:04.431 --> 00:01:08.034 Elijah: The Floatplane video where I got my hair cut got 3, 000 likes; 31 00:01:08.301 --> 00:01:10.336 and I said if it did that I'd get an eyebrow slit. 32 00:01:11.805 --> 00:01:12.372 Linus: Cringe. 33 00:01:12.439 --> 00:01:17.343 Elijah: So we're waiting for Luke to get off a meeting, and then I'm getting an eyebrow slit. 34 00:01:17.811 --> 00:01:19.412 Linus: What is this, just like a razor blade? 35 00:01:19.446 --> 00:01:20.580 Elijah: Yeah, it's like an eyebrow. 36 00:01:20.880 --> 00:01:21.714 Linus: Alright, let's go! 37 00:01:21.714 --> 00:01:23.783 Elijah: Oh jeez! Wow, holy! Sammy: No, no... *Laughs* 38 00:01:23.850 --> 00:01:26.853 Elijah: The man didn't even get the 3, 000 likes; he just went for it. Sammy: Hahahahaha. 39 00:01:27.120 --> 00:01:28.321 Linus: Yeah, I look worse than him. 40 00:01:28.388 --> 00:01:30.056 Sammy: Hahahahahahaha! 41 00:01:30.090 --> 00:01:31.491 Elijah: Use with damp skin. 42 00:01:31.524 --> 00:01:34.727 Hold the razor blade at a 45 degree angle. 43 00:01:35.428 --> 00:01:40.333 Pull skin to a focused area, hot and glide in the direction of hair growth. 44 00:01:40.834 --> 00:01:42.902 Use feathery strokes. 45 00:01:42.936 --> 00:01:44.871 What the f*** does that mean? 46 00:01:44.871 --> 00:01:48.274 Alright, well it said damp skin; maybe I need to go dampen my hand. 47 00:01:49.309 --> 00:01:51.244 Oh, it did cut a little bit. 48 00:01:51.277 --> 00:01:52.178 Oh, god damn it. 49 00:01:52.879 --> 00:01:53.880 I was kind of hoping this would fail. 50 00:01:54.047 --> 00:01:57.083 Did you really choose a Sharpie by the way? This is not coming off. 51 00:01:57.250 --> 00:01:58.017 Sammy: It's coming off. 52 00:01:58.051 --> 00:01:59.319 Elijah: Oh f***... 53 00:01:59.853 --> 00:02:00.854 Sammy: *Laughs* 54 00:02:00.887 --> 00:02:01.521 Elijah: I'm eyeballing it 55 00:02:01.554 --> 00:02:02.455 Sammy: You're eyeballing... 56 00:02:02.655 --> 00:02:04.791 Sammy: What are you, Tony Stark? You're like the Olympic meme. 57 00:02:04.824 --> 00:02:06.292 Sammy: You're like hahahaha! 58 00:02:06.659 --> 00:02:08.161 Elijah: I like totally taped my eyeball. 59 00:02:09.062 --> 00:02:11.264 Sammy: It's okay, that's natural. That looks like a small slit. 60 00:02:11.397 --> 00:02:13.566 Elijah: What's that? Oh, it's also not straight at all. 61 00:02:14.501 --> 00:02:20.106 Sammy: *Laughing* 62 00:02:20.140 --> 00:02:21.207 Elijah: Okay, I need to take this off. 63 00:02:21.241 --> 00:02:22.909 I'm going blind, it hit my eyeball. 64 00:02:27.380 --> 00:02:28.581 Sammy: *Laughing* 65 00:02:28.581 --> 00:02:29.082 Sammy: Luke's here. 66 00:02:29.115 --> 00:02:29.883 Elijah: Luke's here finally. 67 00:02:29.916 --> 00:02:30.583 Luke: Sup! 68 00:02:30.617 --> 00:02:33.119 Elijah: Alright, well which weapon of choice? 69 00:02:33.153 --> 00:02:34.854 Luke: Oh wait, so we only got these. 70 00:02:34.888 --> 00:02:36.656 Elijah: Yeah, we got these and then tape. 71 00:02:37.357 --> 00:02:38.258 Sammy: Hahahaha. 72 00:02:38.291 --> 00:02:39.659 Sammy: That's what the guide said! 73 00:02:39.926 --> 00:02:41.794 Luke: I watched a whole video on this. 74 00:02:41.861 --> 00:02:42.662 Elijah: Oh, did you? 75 00:02:42.695 --> 00:02:44.731 Luke: They didn't do it this way, so it was all worthless. 76 00:02:44.831 --> 00:02:45.765 Sammy: Hahahaha- 77 00:02:45.798 --> 00:02:49.302 Elijah: I did a test on right there of my hand. 78 00:02:52.672 --> 00:02:53.473 Elijah: It said slit- 79 00:02:53.473 --> 00:02:56.476 Luke: Can you guys see? I don't see any to show the camera. 80 00:02:56.476 --> 00:02:58.178 Elijah: We already tried, we already showed it. 81 00:02:58.178 --> 00:03:01.181 Yeah, you know, it's right there; you can see some shorter hairs. 82 00:03:01.848 --> 00:03:03.850 Luke: Yeah, but these are supposed to like remove it, arent they? 83 00:03:03.850 --> 00:03:04.350 Elijah: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 84 00:03:04.450 --> 00:03:06.319 So the action that, you know- 85 00:03:06.352 --> 00:03:09.155 Luke: This one's the closest to Floatplane blue, I think; that's like a purple. Elijah: Oh damn. 86 00:03:10.123 --> 00:03:12.358 Luke: I think it's technically closer, but it's a purple. 87 00:03:12.525 --> 00:03:15.195 Elijah: And you basically just do a little, apparently like a little feathery 88 00:03:15.395 --> 00:03:17.664 with the grain of the hair is what it said. 89 00:03:19.199 --> 00:03:21.100 Sammy: Hahahahahaha Luke just smiled... 90 00:03:21.134 --> 00:03:22.535 Elijah: I'm so f***ed, dude. 91 00:03:22.569 --> 00:03:24.037 Luke: I've never held one of these before. 92 00:03:24.037 --> 00:03:25.405 Elijah: I'm either going to go blind; 93 00:03:25.438 --> 00:03:26.839 Luke: Oh, that would suck. 94 00:03:26.873 --> 00:03:27.907 Elijah: or I'm losing my eyebrow. 95 00:03:27.941 --> 00:03:29.542 Luke: Alright, you gotta like face me, I think. 96 00:03:29.542 --> 00:03:30.043 Elijah: Oh. 97 00:03:33.546 --> 00:03:35.114 Sammy: Pretty him up, it's his anniversary today. 98 00:03:35.315 --> 00:03:36.849 Elijah: I'm literally going out with my wife after this. 99 00:03:36.849 --> 00:03:37.884 Luke: No, dude! 100 00:03:37.984 --> 00:03:39.352 Luke: Hahaha-ha-ha! 101 00:03:39.485 --> 00:03:41.254 How does this keep happening? 102 00:03:41.354 --> 00:03:43.957 Elijah: Please don't mess this up, I have not told her this is happening. 103 00:03:43.990 --> 00:03:44.924 Luke: Wait, at all!? 104 00:03:44.991 --> 00:03:47.293 Elijah: She knows, but like she didn't know it's today. 105 00:03:47.894 --> 00:03:50.463 Luke: So even if I do a good job, it's a mistake. 106 00:03:50.530 --> 00:03:51.064 Elijah: Yeah. 107 00:03:52.398 --> 00:03:53.433 Sammy: *Laughs* 108 00:03:53.600 --> 00:03:54.500 Elijah: Nah, I trust Luke. 109 00:03:54.567 --> 00:03:55.702 He did great with my haircut. 110 00:03:57.370 --> 00:03:59.239 Elijah: I had to go get it touched up by two barbers after. 111 00:03:59.272 --> 00:04:00.406 Luke: Hahahahaha! 112 00:04:05.878 --> 00:04:07.080 Elijah: I don't care which eyebrow. 113 00:04:07.714 --> 00:04:09.015 Luke: How- Do you just want one? 114 00:04:09.048 --> 00:04:11.618 Elijah: Yeah, I believe it's supposed to slant towards the tail; 115 00:04:11.951 --> 00:04:14.821 so like on this angle, whichever one you do it on. 116 00:04:14.854 --> 00:04:16.022 Elijah: Away, like towards- 117 00:04:16.022 --> 00:04:17.090 Luke: But that one's going in the other direction. 118 00:04:17.090 --> 00:04:19.125 Elijah: Yeah, that guy looks hot; so we might as well do that one. 119 00:04:19.125 --> 00:04:20.827 Luke: Pfffff. Sammy: Haha. 120 00:04:20.994 --> 00:04:23.696 Luke: Okay, so he looks hot, I guess; 121 00:04:23.696 --> 00:04:24.230 Elijah: Yeah. 122 00:04:24.264 --> 00:04:26.532 Luke: and his is kind of in the middle of his eyebrow. 123 00:04:26.599 --> 00:04:27.867 Do you want that, or do you want near the end? 124 00:04:27.867 --> 00:04:29.435 Elijah: I want near the end, but I think- 125 00:04:29.535 --> 00:04:30.236 Luke: Oh, you want both!? 126 00:04:30.270 --> 00:04:32.672 Elijah: No, no, I'm just saying if I'm going to- Whatever one, whatever one. 127 00:04:32.705 --> 00:04:33.706 Luke: Okay, which one do you want? 128 00:04:34.674 --> 00:04:35.375 Elijah: It's up to you. 129 00:04:35.408 --> 00:04:36.743 Luke: Wait, what angle was it again? 130 00:04:36.809 --> 00:04:37.310 Elijah: f***. 131 00:04:37.310 --> 00:04:38.311 Luke: So this way, right? 132 00:04:38.344 --> 00:04:41.681 Elijah: Yeah, yeah; as if- Like so if you mess up, I'll go blind. 133 00:04:41.748 --> 00:04:44.083 Elijah: That's how to remember it. Luke: Okay, good, good, good. 134 00:04:44.117 --> 00:04:49.289 Luke: Look Floatplane audience, we're talking, Is it like here? Or is it here? 135 00:04:49.389 --> 00:04:50.390 Elijah: I think more left. 136 00:04:50.423 --> 00:04:54.027 Luke: If I put this on the side of his head, that covers part of his eyebrow. 137 00:04:54.060 --> 00:04:59.966 Like his eyebrow partially goes past the... I don't know any terminology that would make any sense here; 138 00:05:00.066 --> 00:05:04.137 past the like flat forward part of your face, like it wraps slightly. 139 00:05:04.137 --> 00:05:04.404 Elijah: Sure. 140 00:05:04.437 --> 00:05:06.706 Luke: So I don't think I should cut it like over here. 141 00:05:06.739 --> 00:05:07.206 Elijah: Yeah. 142 00:05:07.473 --> 00:05:08.675 Luke: So it should still be in front; 143 00:05:08.675 --> 00:05:09.175 Elijah: Sure. 144 00:05:09.342 --> 00:05:10.777 Luke: but then towards the- 145 00:05:10.810 --> 00:05:11.210 Elijah: Sure. 146 00:05:11.678 --> 00:05:12.312 I trust you. 147 00:05:12.445 --> 00:05:13.713 I'm just going to- Let's just wing it. 148 00:05:13.746 --> 00:05:14.514 Luke: You said that last time. 149 00:05:14.580 --> 00:05:16.749 Elijah: Yeah, and you did great; it just needed two extra hands. 150 00:05:18.351 --> 00:05:20.620 Elijah: I'm trying not to laugh so you don't poke my eyeball. 151 00:05:20.753 --> 00:05:22.755 This is like the most intimate I've ever been with you, Luke. 152 00:05:23.323 --> 00:05:24.590 Luke: The haircut wasn't there? 153 00:05:25.024 --> 00:05:26.592 Elijah: No, now you're like touching my face. 154 00:05:26.626 --> 00:05:27.694 Luke: That's true. 155 00:05:30.563 --> 00:05:34.067 Luke: See, that's not good though; because you just moved it, and now the tape converges; 156 00:05:34.100 --> 00:05:34.534 Elijah: What? I just- 157 00:05:34.567 --> 00:05:35.768 Luke: so you're going to end up having like a V. 158 00:05:36.102 --> 00:05:38.571 Elijah: I just did it on purpose so Luke could touch my eyebrow once again. 159 00:05:38.571 --> 00:05:41.841 Luke: I was going to say, I don't think I've ever touched another man's face this much in my whole life. 160 00:05:41.941 --> 00:05:43.476 Luke: Can I get your opinion on this actually? 161 00:05:43.476 --> 00:05:43.943 David: Sure. 162 00:05:44.477 --> 00:05:45.311 Luke: Okay, so... 163 00:05:46.112 --> 00:05:47.480 Elijah: Apparently we're doing an eyebrow slit. 164 00:05:47.480 --> 00:05:49.749 Luke: We're trying to figure out where- Yeah, we're doing an eyebrow slit for him. 165 00:05:49.749 --> 00:05:50.483 David: Young Mike. 166 00:05:50.983 --> 00:05:52.018 Luke: For Young Mike; 167 00:05:52.118 --> 00:05:55.355 and I was thinking there, does that seem like a good spot? 168 00:05:55.655 --> 00:05:56.823 David: Yeah, it seems like a good spot. 169 00:05:56.856 --> 00:05:58.458 You want to do left eyebrow or right eyebrow? 170 00:05:58.491 --> 00:06:00.193 Elijah: This one, we're already doing this one, so- 171 00:06:01.627 --> 00:06:03.129 David: Yeah, this seems all right. 172 00:06:03.129 --> 00:06:03.696 Luke: Okay. 173 00:06:03.730 --> 00:06:05.398 Elijah: That was not confident but whatever. 174 00:06:05.465 --> 00:06:07.400 It's more confident than you were, so let's just go for it. 175 00:06:07.400 --> 00:06:10.670 Luke: I noticed, because his eyebrows actually kind of go around. 176 00:06:11.104 --> 00:06:12.105 David: Mmmm. 177 00:06:12.138 --> 00:06:16.275 Luke: So if I did it on like the end, it would actually almost be on the side. 178 00:06:16.342 --> 00:06:18.044 David: Yeah, I would if anything, 179 00:06:18.211 --> 00:06:19.812 No, it's about right; that seems about right. 180 00:06:19.812 --> 00:06:20.713 Elijah: All right, let's just go. 181 00:06:22.648 --> 00:06:23.816 David: I don’t like that sound 182 00:06:23.816 --> 00:06:26.386 Luke: That has done literally nothing. 183 00:06:26.519 --> 00:06:28.287 Elijah: Yeah, that felt like you weren't- Luke: Do I need to go more? 184 00:06:28.321 --> 00:06:30.957 Elijah: Yeah, you can go a little harder, you were not even like pushing. 185 00:06:31.491 --> 00:06:32.658 Luke: How uncomfortable is this? 186 00:06:32.759 --> 00:06:34.026 Elijah: Oh, I'm fine with this. 187 00:06:34.293 --> 00:06:38.931 Elijah: What's more uncomfortable is hearing the door open and not know who's walking in to watch this. 188 00:06:38.965 --> 00:06:39.632 Sammy: That was your boss. 189 00:06:39.665 --> 00:06:41.234 James: Oh, I'm the one who's dissapointed this time. 190 00:06:41.234 --> 00:06:42.969 Elijah: Oh, well, hi dad. 191 00:06:43.002 --> 00:06:44.570 Luke: I feel like I just take the tape off. 192 00:06:44.637 --> 00:06:46.606 Luke: Alright, alright, alright. Elijah: Just go for it, just go for it then; i'm fine with that. 193 00:06:46.606 --> 00:06:48.608 Elijah: I really just asked my barber, hey f*** me up; 194 00:06:48.641 --> 00:06:50.510 and you just... I'll just go for it. 195 00:06:52.078 --> 00:06:53.613 Elijah: *Laughs* 196 00:06:53.780 --> 00:06:55.281 Luke: Can't look at me, dude. 197 00:06:55.348 --> 00:06:57.116 Luke: Hahahahaha! 198 00:06:57.116 --> 00:06:58.484 Elijah: I thought you stopped. 199 00:06:58.885 --> 00:07:00.453 Elijah: I thought you stopped, so all I did was open my one eye. 200 00:07:00.453 --> 00:07:03.656 Luke: I was so concentrated, and then his eye just goes, 201 00:07:05.324 --> 00:07:06.492 Elijah: ...the funniest thing. 202 00:07:07.693 --> 00:07:08.261 Luke: Okay. 203 00:07:08.327 --> 00:07:08.761 Elijah: Sorry. 204 00:07:08.795 --> 00:07:12.198 Luke: There's no way that was funny for camera, but it was funny for me. 205 00:07:12.331 --> 00:07:14.367 Elijah: Hold razor at a 45 degree angle; 206 00:07:14.367 --> 00:07:17.770 so maybe it needs to be like this to the skin, or like this to the skin. 207 00:07:18.104 --> 00:07:20.006 Luke: Ooooh, okay. Elijah: Not straight on; maybe that's what's f***ing up. 208 00:07:20.006 --> 00:07:21.007 Luke: I'll try that. 209 00:07:21.007 --> 00:07:23.509 Luke: Okay, that's biting way more. 210 00:07:23.509 --> 00:07:24.644 Elijah: Okay then let's do it. 211 00:07:24.644 --> 00:07:25.144 Luke: Can you tell? 212 00:07:25.178 --> 00:07:27.346 Elijah: Yeah, I can tell it was doing something. 213 00:07:28.181 --> 00:07:28.781 Luke: Stop it! 214 00:07:28.815 --> 00:07:30.383 Luke: Hahahahaha. 215 00:07:30.850 --> 00:07:31.617 Elijah: Sorry gimme a- 216 00:07:33.052 --> 00:07:36.889 Luke: It's like when you're getting a haircut, you can't just like throw your hair up and down. 217 00:07:37.490 --> 00:07:38.224 Elijah: That's what you did last time. 218 00:07:38.257 --> 00:07:39.192 Luke: Good luck, barber! 219 00:07:39.258 --> 00:07:40.326 Elijah: That's what happened last time. 220 00:07:40.359 --> 00:07:41.260 Luke: *Laughs* 221 00:07:41.494 --> 00:07:42.028 Elijah: All right. 222 00:07:42.028 --> 00:07:42.495 Luke: Fair enough. 223 00:07:45.097 --> 00:07:45.965 Sammy: *Gasps* 224 00:07:46.432 --> 00:07:48.568 Elijah: Don't react like that, Sammy. 225 00:07:48.568 --> 00:07:51.571 Luke: Holy crap! Oh boy. 226 00:07:51.938 --> 00:07:52.572 Sammy: Hi, Terren. 227 00:07:52.605 --> 00:07:53.806 Terren: Just narrow off his... 228 00:07:55.475 --> 00:07:56.976 Luke: He got over 3, 000 likes 229 00:07:57.009 --> 00:07:59.745 Luke: on his Floatplane post. Elijah: On a Floatplane video, so I have to get an eyebrow slit. 230 00:07:59.779 --> 00:08:00.346 Terren: Oh nice 231 00:08:00.379 --> 00:08:01.647 Luke: Which is about halfway done right now. Elijah: Did it work? 232 00:08:01.881 --> 00:08:05.918 Terren: Borrow shahrad's, for his tooth 233 00:08:05.952 --> 00:08:06.719 Elijah: Oh, not yet. 234 00:08:06.752 --> 00:08:07.787 Sammy: Hahahaha. 235 00:08:07.820 --> 00:08:08.988 Elijah: Yeah, then I'll look like a real pimp. 236 00:08:09.188 --> 00:08:09.655 Luke: So right now, 237 00:08:09.689 --> 00:08:10.423 Elijah: I can like look up- 238 00:08:10.690 --> 00:08:15.461 Luke: you have an eyebrow slit that is a U, instead of the line. 239 00:08:16.529 --> 00:08:18.865 Elijah: Okay, well maybe you need to like just pull tighter; 240 00:08:19.198 --> 00:08:19.932 Luke: Maybe. 241 00:08:19.966 --> 00:08:21.234 Elijah: And then like I can like lean back. 242 00:08:21.267 --> 00:08:23.603 Luke: The line is actually decently clean, I think? 243 00:08:23.769 --> 00:08:25.304 Sammy: It is clean, yeah 244 00:08:25.304 --> 00:08:26.572 Luke: Except there's still a bar, so 245 00:08:26.606 --> 00:08:28.341 Elijah: All right, well I mean like let's just keep going. 246 00:08:28.508 --> 00:08:30.643 Linus: Why do they let him work on people's hair? 247 00:08:30.676 --> 00:08:31.777 Luke: This is a thing now. 248 00:08:31.811 --> 00:08:32.645 Linus: Look what he did. 249 00:08:32.678 --> 00:08:35.414 Luke: Hahahahahahaha! 250 00:08:39.118 --> 00:08:40.386 All my victims are joining. 251 00:08:40.386 --> 00:08:42.321 Elijah: Oh God; that's not a good face. 252 00:08:42.321 --> 00:08:44.156 Sammy and Luke: *Laughs* 253 00:08:44.223 --> 00:08:45.324 Linus: A slit or gap? 254 00:08:46.125 --> 00:08:46.859 Elijah: What!? 255 00:08:47.360 --> 00:08:48.528 Linus: No, you don't get to look at it. 256 00:08:48.561 --> 00:08:50.830 Elijah: Ooooh! Oooh! Linus: Let him finish, let him cook. 257 00:08:51.898 --> 00:08:52.999 Luke: I'm still going, man. 258 00:08:53.065 --> 00:08:55.368 Elijah: Yeah, okay; my wife is going to be pissed. 259 00:08:55.368 --> 00:08:56.736 Luke: It is kind of a gap, eh? 260 00:08:56.769 --> 00:08:59.605 Luke: Hahahahahahahaha! 261 00:09:00.773 --> 00:09:04.176 Linus: Let me put it this way, Elijah; I can see it from here. 262 00:09:04.377 --> 00:09:04.744 Sammy: Hahahaha- 263 00:09:04.777 --> 00:09:08.581 Luke: In my defense, I don't think most people do it this way; I think they use- 264 00:09:08.614 --> 00:09:10.049 Linus: Luke, there's no defense for you. 265 00:09:10.750 --> 00:09:13.052 Luke: *Laughs* 266 00:09:13.252 --> 00:09:14.153 Elijah: Trying not to laugh. 267 00:09:15.421 --> 00:09:19.525 Luke: I really wish I had trimmers; these last ones don't want to come off. 268 00:09:20.960 --> 00:09:22.028 Elijah: Do you want to do it like upside- 269 00:09:22.028 --> 00:09:24.964 Like the blade, like the handle upside down? Do you think that would like would help? 270 00:09:24.997 --> 00:09:26.632 Luke: Here, hold on, look up. Elijah: Like Spider-Man kiss? 271 00:09:26.832 --> 00:09:29.268 Luke: Haha, hahahaha... 272 00:09:29.735 --> 00:09:32.038 Luke: I'm actually pretty confident this is going to work. 273 00:09:32.638 --> 00:09:34.574 Elijah: I finally get my Spider-Man moment. 274 00:09:36.375 --> 00:09:39.612 Luke: Sorry, you've got some eyebrow hairs. 275 00:09:39.645 --> 00:09:40.813 Elijah: That's a first. 276 00:09:42.548 --> 00:09:42.915 Elijah: There you go. 277 00:09:43.516 --> 00:09:45.051 Sammy: I think he's done, I think he's done. 278 00:09:45.084 --> 00:09:45.952 Luke: You think it's done? 279 00:09:46.319 --> 00:09:47.820 Elijah: Holy crap, that's a weird feeling. 280 00:09:48.654 --> 00:09:50.256 That is a very odd feeling. 281 00:09:51.891 --> 00:09:55.962 Luke: Hahahahahaha. Elijah: Sup Luke? What's up, Duke? 282 00:09:57.563 --> 00:10:03.402 Luke: Okay, I was expecting trimmers like a... What are they called? The one blades? 283 00:10:03.769 --> 00:10:04.337 Elijah: Oh, yeah yeah. 284 00:10:04.370 --> 00:10:07.039 Luke: I was expecting a one blade and just go, and then be done. 285 00:10:07.073 --> 00:10:07.940 I didn't expect I was going to be like- 286 00:10:07.940 --> 00:10:09.175 Sammy: Yeah, I couldn't find those. 287 00:10:09.308 --> 00:10:11.110 Luke: Man, you didn't go to Shoppers Drug Mart? 288 00:10:11.177 --> 00:10:13.212 Sammy: I went to Walmart, this is the only one they had. 289 00:10:14.614 --> 00:10:16.482 Elijah: Oh yeah, this- Whoa okay. 290 00:10:16.882 --> 00:10:17.683 Sammy: What happened 291 00:10:17.683 --> 00:10:20.686 Elijah: I was just testing it; yeah, doing it on that 45 degree is definitely what... 292 00:10:21.020 --> 00:10:21.487 Elijah: Oh! 293 00:10:21.621 --> 00:10:24.123 Luke: Hahahahahaha! 294 00:10:25.191 --> 00:10:27.560 Sammy: Hahahahahahaha! 295 00:10:29.929 --> 00:10:33.032 Elijah: It just like slid; I was just like, oh yeah, UMMMOOOPTH! 296 00:10:34.133 --> 00:10:37.269 Luke: Yeah, so doing it straight on didn't do anything. 297 00:10:37.837 --> 00:10:40.006 That's a bit of a gap; it's really not a slit. 298 00:10:40.139 --> 00:10:42.675 I don't know how I was supposed to get a slit with one of these without going- 299 00:10:42.675 --> 00:10:44.710 without sawing, which would have just cut your eye open. 300 00:10:44.710 --> 00:10:45.945 Elijah: Or doing what I just did. 301 00:10:46.045 --> 00:10:48.414 Luke: Yeah, which would have taken your whole eyebrow off. Elijah: Alright. 302 00:10:49.482 --> 00:10:51.250 Luke: It is so noticeable. 303 00:10:52.385 --> 00:10:54.620 Elijah: Is it as bad as they say it is? 304 00:10:54.654 --> 00:10:55.955 James: What am I looking at? Your eyebrow? 305 00:10:55.955 --> 00:10:56.989 Jake: You, yes. 306 00:10:58.424 --> 00:10:59.358 Jake: What are we asking? 307 00:10:59.859 --> 00:11:01.127 James: Why does Elijah look so hard? 308 00:11:01.160 --> 00:11:02.795 Jake: Oh God, what did you do to yourself? 309 00:11:02.862 --> 00:11:04.196 Sammy: Hahahahahaha! 310 00:11:04.230 --> 00:11:04.997 Elijah: It wasn't me. 311 00:11:05.431 --> 00:11:06.298 Luke: What's up? 312 00:11:07.299 --> 00:11:08.134 Elijah: Is it okay? 313 00:11:08.768 --> 00:11:09.735 Jake: Why? 314 00:11:10.036 --> 00:11:13.305 Elijah: Floatplane video got 3, 000 likes, and I stupidly made the joke that 315 00:11:13.339 --> 00:11:14.507 haha, I'd get an eyebrow slit. 316 00:11:14.540 --> 00:11:15.675 Luke: It's entirely his fault. 317 00:11:15.708 --> 00:11:17.743 Jake: I think he made the slit too wide. 318 00:11:18.177 --> 00:11:20.413 Luke: I had a... I had a like- 319 00:11:20.579 --> 00:11:22.448 Elijah: It almost looked like a comb he had to go at it with. 320 00:11:22.515 --> 00:11:22.882 Luke: Yeah. 321 00:11:22.915 --> 00:11:23.983 Elijah: So if he slid too far- 322 00:11:24.016 --> 00:11:25.117 Luke: I didn't have a trimmer. 323 00:11:25.151 --> 00:11:28.454 Jake: Get a pair of scissors and a, and a knife. Elijah: Is it okay? 324 00:11:28.454 --> 00:11:30.089 James: I think it goes hard, man. 325 00:11:30.156 --> 00:11:32.758 You Just need hands or neck tattoos now. 326 00:11:33.492 --> 00:11:34.894 Elijah: We should call the makeup lady again. 327 00:11:34.894 --> 00:11:35.294 Luke: Yeah. 328 00:11:35.327 --> 00:11:38.230 James: What would you get, like, Gymnastics 329 00:11:40.166 --> 00:11:41.567 Elijah: I don't know. James: I don't have enough fingers for that, it doesn’t make sense 330 00:11:41.600 --> 00:11:42.101 Elijah: Yeah. 331 00:11:42.234 --> 00:11:44.403 Elijah: Linus tip. 332 00:11:44.570 --> 00:11:46.005 Elijah and Sammy: Hahahahaha- 333 00:11:47.573 --> 00:11:49.108 Elijah: My first time actually seeing it. 334 00:11:50.810 --> 00:11:53.746 Luke: Hahahahahaha. 335 00:11:58.217 --> 00:12:00.586 Elijah: Yeah, there's definitely one or two hairs that I need to trim. 336 00:12:00.586 --> 00:12:00.853 Luke: Yeah... 337 00:12:00.920 --> 00:12:04.590 It's almost more like this shape, slightly to it. 338 00:12:06.158 --> 00:12:08.227 Luke: I think if I kept trying to fix it, it would have just gotten worse. 339 00:12:08.260 --> 00:12:09.829 Elijah: That's fine, it would have gotten wider and wider. 340 00:12:11.530 --> 00:12:13.866 Elijah: My wife is going to f***ing kill me. 341 00:12:15.301 --> 00:12:16.669 Elijah: Here we go again, Floatplane. 342 00:12:17.570 --> 00:12:19.105 Taylor: Oh my god, you're right there. 343 00:12:19.138 --> 00:12:19.638 Elijah: Hi. 344 00:12:19.672 --> 00:12:20.172 Taylor: Hi. 345 00:12:20.239 --> 00:12:21.040 Taylor: Hahaha. 346 00:12:22.074 --> 00:12:25.511 You scared me, and you're filming me again; this can't be good. 347 00:12:26.545 --> 00:12:27.179 What happened? 348 00:12:27.213 --> 00:12:27.947 Elijah: Do you notice it? 349 00:12:28.481 --> 00:12:29.749 Taylor: Oh my god, the slit. 350 00:12:29.815 --> 00:12:31.450 Taylor: Hahahahaha! 351 00:12:32.685 --> 00:12:34.120 Elijah: Happy anniversary! 352 00:12:34.153 --> 00:12:36.155 Taylor: I have to go out in public with you like that, huh? 353 00:12:36.155 --> 00:12:36.956 Elijah: Yes, you do. 354 00:12:37.022 --> 00:12:37.757 Right, Monty? 355 00:12:38.524 --> 00:12:39.592 Oh, you want pets? 356 00:12:39.692 --> 00:12:41.193 Elijah: Well, thanks, Floatplane. 357 00:12:41.227 --> 00:12:41.827 Thanks for the likes. 358 00:12:41.861 --> 00:12:42.661 Thanks for supporting us. 359 00:12:42.695 --> 00:12:43.763 Thanks for Scrapyard Wars. 360 00:12:43.763 --> 00:12:45.097 Thanks for everything; you guys are awesome. 361 00:12:46.132 --> 00:12:46.632 What other video? 362 00:12:46.699 --> 00:12:47.166 Go check out... 363 00:12:47.166 --> 00:12:49.401 100% Elijah: When Colton got a tattoo, thanks to you guys.