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If this video gets 1,000 likes, Colton will get a tattoo on a blow plane.

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Hold on, hold on. They're here.

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Right here. You get the grand chair, Colton. I know you guys hate me, but if you could just pull it together for 10 minutes to get through this video, that'd be great.

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It will be really tough. Okay. Sean, I report to Colton. I do marketing here.

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Hi, my name is Dennis. I'll do the action. You wrote your name?

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My name is Dennis. And I've known Colton for eight years.

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Yeah. Eight years, and you thought my name was Paul. I'm Colton.

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How many people report under you? Too many people report under me.

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Uh, oh my God. Okay, hold on. Hold on, wait, wait, wait. We've got to stop.

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It might actually be. Yeah, it's 14. Okay, wait. How do you know that? How do you know how many people report under me?

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We talked about it. It's too much and we're aware of it. We're working on it.

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Wait, learn how many people report to you. I decided let's do three people instead of two because that'll take way too long.

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You know, right? Let's do it. So it's a little competition between Dennis and Sean.

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Wait, is that a prize or anything? A punishment or? Prize is knowing that you know your boss better.

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Wow, that makes me feel just great. You guys don't know me at all.

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You're going to get everything wrong. And it's going to look like we have a terrible relationship.

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I know why you eat, why you drink, and where you live.

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All right, you want to see the address right here? You know where I live? So without looking at Colton, what are the color of Colton's eyes?

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Colton specifically said not to mention this question, but it's just a classic.

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Now I got always got to ask it. Oh, I'm sure you're not sure.

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Gray, blue, gray, blue, gray, wait, wait, what?

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That's not great. That's great. No, no, Colton wrote blue, blue and green.

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What do you mean? No, that's great. What do you mean? Gray.

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Oh, it's blue. Oh, great. I need to see a doctor. Zoom in, zoom in.

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I think it's great. It's okay.

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But at the end of the day, whatever Colton wrote is right. It's because I'm tired.

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What? I'm tired. What?

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It's okay. That's gray. Oh, blue.

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No. I'm deciding your eye color today.

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Oh, God. Turns out I work for Dennis.

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So without looking, does Colton have any piercings or tattoos?

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Bonus points if you can name the exact amount of tattoos and piercings.

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One second. I'm going to be very detailed. If you guys get this wrong, I'm sorry, but do you have hidden piercings?

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Existing? Like there's hardware? I can't say the answer.

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Hardware? Current. Yeah, currently.

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Currently, yeah. If it's done, you can. Whatever Colton wrote is the answer.

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Ready? Four. Okay, that's cool.

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Three, two, one. I really hope you guys know what's up. Yes, three tattoos.

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One tattoo. Three tattoos. LTstore.com.

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The brand and Illuminati. Oh, I know that one. I know that one.

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I know that one. Only one tattoo. Lex and thigh.

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I knew the thigh one. Yeah, I got the Illuminati one because I hit that dartboard and the Channel Super Fun.

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And I got the LTstore one because I thought it'd be funny. And then in that video was edited, so a lot of people didn't even know that I actually

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got it. And then Dbrand I got because it was a little tipsy at CES.

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I thought it'd be funny. Yeah. And now I'm on a quest to just monetize my entire leg, even though they didn't pay me.

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How much would a flow plane tattoo on Colton's leg cost? If this video gets 1,000 likes, Colton will get a flow plane.

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Hold on. I don't know what I mean. Come on.

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Full plane Friday. You gotta do it. Say it.

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No. Say it. 1,000 likes.

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1,000 likes. If this flow plane exclusive gets 1,000 likes, I'll get a flow plane tattoo on my thigh.

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He said it. He said it. He said it.

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He said it. Anything for the company. I'm serious.

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Anything for you folks. He's serious. I am.

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I will. But the company's got to pay for the actual tattoo. How big?

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Let's stop. Is it local? Okay.

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This all started because a long time ago we were on a company trip and I made this joke to Linus.

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I don't know why I've been talking about this for years. Then Linus started nickel and diamond me on how big of a tattoo I'd have to get for

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him to pay me. He's like, you know, you just get my face tattoo on you.

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You let me buy that? And I'm like, yeah. He's like, this big?

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I'm like, what? No. And it kept getting bigger the longer he talked about it.

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I'm serious. I will actually. Make sure you like this video.

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I will actually do that. 1,000 likes. What is Colton's best moment at LMG?

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Best moment. NVIDIA? Or in speech?

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Ever. Wrong or right? Oh my God. And you're saying that I have absolute power here.

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Okay. Whatever I write is the answer. If you guys get this wrong, I'm very disappointed.

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What is it about? Kind of like, give me some hints. No, no hints.

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No hints. No hints. Stop.

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Think about me at LMG. What is my greatest moment? What am I most known for?

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Oh. Okay. Oh.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, I know this one too. What?

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2, 1. Fired? Getting fired?

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Yeah. What? Is this a LTS?

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The fight? Yeah. Does that say LTS?

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The fight? Does that say fight? Yeah, the fight.

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What fight? The fight. Don't worry about it.

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I just want to know what happened here. Stop. It's okay.

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What is Colton's shoe size? Oh.

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Oh. How do you know? Wait, do you know?

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I know. Because I actually get it wrong a lot of the time. Like, what kind of shoes are we talking about?

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No shoes. Right now he's wearing. I don't even know.

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That is nose. You just need a creepy friend like me. What?

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Ready? No, no. I gave a range because I don't know.

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I only know based off of. Yeah, you'll know once Dennis shows the answer.

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Yeah. How about you lead with this one, Dennis? You tell me.

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Ready? Hold on, Sean. Drawing something?

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Sean is drawing something. A caricature? Some physics here.

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Size 10? Depends on the shoes. And then what did you write, Sean?

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I put 8 to 11. 8 to 11? You can't.

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What? Yo, he's got feet. He's got up to a size 13.

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I don't know. All right, let's see what Colton wrote.

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You had 9. Either a 9. No, no.

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You had 9. You had 9. No, no.

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You're telling me. Take your shoes off. No, no, no.

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Wait, Dennis. Hold on. What size is this?

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I don't know. I'm censored this. This is what I mean.

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I bet you it's not 9. I don't think it has the shoe size in it. Most shoes that I get are 10s.

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I wear vans and sometimes they're less. It's not 9.

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Are you changing what you wrote? Yeah, yeah. Hey, this is not.

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Sean, Sean, we need to talk. This is not favoritism. I remember when we tried to hold our shoes or something and I was like, oh, I'm a size

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9. And he's like, oh, he's like, oh, I'm not 9.

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That's too small for me. I was like, I was like, how do you do this?

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He must have been Vassys. Vassys, I get 10. Yeah.

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So I don't know. I'm still right. This is Sammy's show.

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I don't know. He'll tell you if you're right or not. Sammy, do we get a point?

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Dennis is right. I'll determine when I edit it. Oh.

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What is Colton's dream job? I love you.

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You guys know? I got you a dream job.

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My dream job. I already know. Yeah, I've got it.

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I've got two things. You only want one. What's the right way to write this?

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It's whatever you want to do. No. Apparently, I saw a dream job instead of Colton.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a rock star, Sean.

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Okay, stop telling me this. What?

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Did you write that? Because you did that. You did that very wrong.

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Okay, I'm going to write the correct term.

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Oh, people are going to be mad at me, too. Oh, my God.

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Yeah, I know what you guys are doing. Yeah, you know. Don't be mad at me.

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Two, one. Landlord is moving on work. Real estate investor.

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Real estate investor. Wow. Doesn't really want to work.

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That was the other one I was going to put. If you want to have a job that he doesn't really need to work,

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I have money coming in. Either have a sugar day, sugar mommy, or lottery winner,

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or landlord. So I feel you would choose that. So I always joke about just getting a job at Starbucks

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and just making coffees. But like not having to worry about anything.

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I just show up. I'd have a bad day. I'd be like, I'm leaving.

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There'd be like, you're actually fired. I'd be like, no problem. I'd just go to another job.

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What is Colton's prized possession?

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Can be living or non-living? What does that mean, sorry?

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His greatest prized possession. You would ask me that question.

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What does that mean? What do I value more than anything?

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But it can be people? People, yeah.

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My expression every single question. You better have a good answer.

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Every time I do this, it's always the boss never knows what's

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the right, but then everyone else knows.

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I'll answer it for you. If you're right, your kid has a boring answer.

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Oh my God. He's right.

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He's right. That is boring. I'm not going to go with it.

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I'm not going to go with it. Also prized possession, my kid. Like that's kind of messed up.

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Oh, okay. Well, I got to race this now.

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Okay. Got it. Got it.

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Guys, if you don't get this one right, what's my prized possession? What value in this world more than anything?

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I don't know. Hold on. Hash Tesla three and Tesla.

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Okay. In terms of actual things, you both are right.

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So in terms of just what I value, I value money.

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Okay. That's a tool. It's a tool.

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It's good to have some of it. Yeah. You can buy a Tesla with money.

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Yeah. I know I could or I could save it. That's why I don't have another Tesla yet.

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Do people know how you crash Tesla? Do people know how I crashed it?

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Was it before? Well. Yeah.

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We thought, wait, let's put it this way.

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Let's put it this way. Everyone got a Christmas bonus last year.

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And the day after we got the Christmas bonus, we were supposed to go out

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and we were supposed to spend our Christmas bonus. And I stopped to get a delicious iced coffee

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from a place called McDonald's. Pulling out the McDonald's into the intersection.

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The light was turning yellow. I turned left.

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Light turns red. Guy runs red light, slams into my car.

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His axle and wheel flew off.

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And my car was totaled. I actually thought they were going to repair it,

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but they were like, yeah, it could have damaged the batteries. So right off.

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Wow. And then I got a Kia because I don't want to spend a lot of money.

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And the Tesla prices came down. And now with this Model 3 refresh,

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I'm going to buy another one. Anyways, when Colton goes to a movie,

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is he the type of person to smuggle in snacks?

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Buy. Yes. Yes.

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Okay. You buy candy and popcorn. What?

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Sorry. Can you repeat the question? What?

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Do you buy? Yeah. Absolutely.

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Wait. Absolutely. What?

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You don't even pack your lunch. No. I know.

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What I would do, I go to the McDonald's, you get a couple of cheeseburgers, you put them in your pocket and you just walk in.

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Why do you do that? Save a couple bucks.

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I do even worse. I packed like I was going to go camping.

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Like I literally bring a backpack. I have a container.

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But one time I brought watermelon. I have beer.

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I have water. I have chips.

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You just bring a battery bank and a hot plate. You just start cooking.

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I have a whole backpack. Oh, and a blanket. They allow you to bring a backpack in?

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Yeah, they cannot try it. Not allowed. Not allowed?

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No, they're not allowed. Yeah. It's actually very easy to do this.

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Oh, what the? That's why you always do it. I put a jacket on, covering it.

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Yeah. Oh my God. I didn't know it was that easy.

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Just buy the same stuff as they sell. The last time I smuggled food into a movie theater,

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they caught me. And they told me to get real. Like they confiscated it.

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What? Which one? The same movie theater.

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Really? Yeah. I was eating my McDonald's.

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And they were like, hey, you know what? I'd have outside food. I thought you would be too embarrassed to do that.

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And you would just buy popcorn. I was like 17. No, I'm not embarrassed.

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Oh, so now, how about now? Because the question is new right now.

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I haven't done it in a while. I've done it in like 10 years. But theoretically.

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I've only seen three. I've only been to the movies like three times.

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Theoretically. But there we go. It's a yes.

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So. Why did you? Why did you?

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No, don't try to change the answer. This is complicated. But in those three times.

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Did you drink snuggle food? I'm losing points.

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I don't remember, dude. I'm sorry. Next question.

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So now we're going to do more traditional newlywed stock questions.

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So all three of you will answer. And hopefully all three of you are right.

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And that's one point. Yeah. So between the three of you, who comes in the latest?

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Ah, no easy. Ask who comes in the earliest.

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Or earliest? No, no, he's asking the latest.

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No, you know why he's asking that. Who would be the earliest? I didn't really want to talk about it in this video.

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But Dennis is kind of a clock in clock out kind of guy.

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Gets in at 8.30, leaves at 5. Yeah.

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No, that's good. Dennis definitely gets an er. Oh, well, you usually are the earliest.

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I'm here. You know what latest? I guess it could be.

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You got to hold that board.

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I think this is right. Yeah.

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That's why we all play roles. Yeah. Because I was like, we have a flax schedule.

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So yeah. He's late. I mean, like around 9.02.

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Although this last week, 8.46. You've been earlier.

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And then you also drive around. You do a lot of things in the morning sometimes too.

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Yeah. I like to come in early and just disappear if I.

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So you don't see me if I don't want to. Yeah, I'll be like, hey.

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He's like, this is the meme. He's like this. He just fades away.

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Between the three of you, who spends the most on food?

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Oh. Wait. Okay.

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Are we talking about like every day or lunch time? Is this like lunch in general?

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In general. Oh, I've got this. Okay.

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Good stuff. Why is it right? It's a long answer.

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I got it. All right. Let's see what it's in.

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Three, two, one. Dennis Lea. Wow.

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You only Lea once. How much do you spend roughly on food?

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Okay. Just because I like to share my food doesn't mean I eat all day.

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He doesn't cook. When I cook.

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Oh, give me a break. He doesn't cook. So he eats out every day.

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Yeah, but he likes McDonald's. You'll have like one nice meal a week.

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But I don't eat that much. I like fancy, nice food.

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Monday to Friday. Let's do a little math. Monday to Friday.

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Carry the one. So this is what I spend in a week video.

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Lunch usually is a fight. $15. Around $15 dinner.

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Dinner I usually cook. Okay.

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Say I go out. Okay. If I go out, it's like 25 bucks.

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Oh, that's like $40 times 25 bucks.

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You don't get a drink with that dinner. I don't know. You don't get the dessert.

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You don't get the dessert. It's like a combo we're talking about. Yeah.

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Where are you going? I feel like you get like 1200. A week?

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A month on food. A week. But I don't eat out.

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Not. I don't eat out every day. It's like $1,000 Canadian.

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Yeah. We'll go down. Sometimes I go fancy.

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Crazy though. All right. So we're going back to the regular questions now.

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What is Colton's greatest fear? I don't think you guys know.

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I know. He's going to be like me.

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Three, two, one. Dennis, spiders, water, ocean swimming.

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What? You afraid of water?

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I am, but I'm more afraid of spiders. That's close second though.

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You can't swim? No, no, no. Yeah.

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I'm going to learn with my toddler when she learns. I'm just going to be there.

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I'm going to be like, honey, I'm helping you. I'm like taking notes.

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And three words. How would Colton describe himself? First time I've seen a vertical.

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This is innovation. This is what we do with the marketing and business development department.

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The line is when you get. I'm going to describe who I am, like what my characteristics

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here. Yeah. That's what I'm describing.

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My bonus depends on this.

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Hi, I'm Colton. I am loud gamer old.

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You're 32. Yeah. Why?

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Anyways, you have a problem with that? What the hell? You guys should see the face.

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Sammy just made. Comedic gamer.

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Optimistic worried. Worrisome. Worrisome.

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Happy or funny. Question. Question.

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I am worried all the time. Yeah. Comedic.

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Wait. Hold on. This is interesting.

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I'm worried and I'm optimistic. No, he's optimistic. Yeah.

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You're half glass full kind of guy. I'm a half glass full. Yeah.

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Very extreme. Oh. I'm worried all the time about everything.

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Okay. I don't know, man. Comedic seriously.

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Man, you guys have like conflicting things. This is great.

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Yeah. You are like, you're a dichotomous being.

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Yeah. Can we go back to Colton's third point?

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32? How old do you think I am?

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Like 35. Well, he's just so fine in your life.

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That's why I was like, oh, yeah. I am far. I am far through it.

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Yeah. No, I'm not like that. I think he loses a point on this.

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What? Me? Yeah.

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I'm a gamer. Do it again. I'm a gamer.

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What is this? Okay.

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You guys are kind of both right. Can we just give it to both of them?

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I'm sorry. All right. Just for you.

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I'm just bad. You're only like six years older than me. What?

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Is that a problem? I'm sorry. No, I'm just surprised.

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No, because you're very... Call my mom. I'll give you my mom's number.

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You yell at her. No, we won't see your driver's license. They want the birth certificate.

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I'm going to need two pieces of ID. How old do you think Lucas?

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32. Oh. Damn.

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Damn. That? Yeah.

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Let's go. I'm getting a raise. I'm getting a raise.

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I'm getting a raise. I'm getting a raise. What is Colton's actual height?

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Not in centimeters, Dennis. I'm going to... If you get centimeters, I'll give you an extra point, because centimeters is the right

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way to go. I mean, lies disagree about my height.

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Could you be right? It's numbers. It can't be wrong.

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Anyways, let's see what the answer is in three, two, one.

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Five, six, seven. Wait. Is that me?

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Yeah. Who's this? Luke.

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Me. My funny doesn't have much. Oh, hey.

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Oh, wow. We're the same. Look at this.

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You guys, look at this. Yeah. I'm 169.

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Yeah. You're taller than me. A little bit.

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Both of you. Am I taller than you? Oh, wait.

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Maybe you're not. I think I'm the same height. You stand up.

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How tall are you? I have no idea. Oh, wow.

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Wow. I can't see the camera.

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They can imagine it. Yeah. Just imagine.

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Fill in the blanks. Is Colton usually late, early, or on time?

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I've only ever been to stuff at your house. I mean, it's hard to be late at your own place.

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I've seen people do it. It's pretty impressive. Really?

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Yeah. You, like, show up on time. They're, like, not set up.

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Oh, OK, cool. You planned this. They're, like, no, I didn't, obviously,

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because it's not set up. Early work, late.

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So he's a little early for work, but always late to my parties.

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He's right. Yeah, yeah. Little early, thank you.

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You know what I think part of it is? You might be right with the early, but I consider early being on time.

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You know what I mean? Yeah, because I had on time before. I raised them.

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I put early. I never get mad at anybody, but when I'm on a call with a client

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and they show up at, like, you know, the call is for three and they show up at, like, 301 or 302,

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I'm like, I don't know. Especially with, like, Zoom calls and stuff.

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Zoom's doing an update. Oh, my God. Oh, great.

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Now I'm late. Now I'm late, you know? You're absolutely right.

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I'm late for everything personal. So what is Colton's spiritual animal?

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Spiritual animal? Spiritual animal, yeah. Oh, my God.

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Don't laugh at me.

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Dennis is dying.

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Take a look at him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys got this.

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You guys got this. Think of everything I stand for. Think of, you know,

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everything I embody. Selling out.

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Cat, emu, and murky? Mur-cat.

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What's a mur-cat? Mur-cat. What's a mur-cat?

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Is that koala? Oh, it's a koala.

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No, this is emu. Oh, it's an emu? That's an emu.

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That's actually a really nice drawing. Wow, good job.

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Eyes are a little crazy, but it's cool. That's just a koala.

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I don't know why emu. A koala. Wait, what's it?

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Wait, why emu? I don't know. Okay.

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Cool. It's koala. Why murky?

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Mur-cat. Mur-cat. Okay, you know,

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the documentary Lion King, where like,

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Timon, Timon the mur-cat. Yeah, I can't listen.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, I can see that, I can see that. Business minded.

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You know, I just like, I still care about you.

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All right, we're going to come to a close here. So we have one more question left.

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Okay. As we are part of a company, we have to show a little bit.

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So what is Colton's favorite LTT merch?

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Oh. That's not what he's wearing. Well, that's not what I'm wearing.

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It's my favorite thing. Why wouldn't I wear it? Yeah, what the heck?

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That's kind of messed up, bro. Oh, well. Is this your answer?

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Is that your answer? No, no, no, no. That's cancel the question now.

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What the heck? What? What?

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Cancel it? What? I'm rephrasing then.

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What's your second favorite LTT? Second favorite. Thank God.

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LTT underwear, LTT Store, undies.

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Huh? Um... LTT Store anywhere?

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Why is it that underwear would be the... Yo, you go...

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What?

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screwdriver. It looks like... No.

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It looks like... It's really funny. It's really funny.

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It's... I'm wearing it. I'm wearing it too, yeah.

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There's no... I'm... Me too.

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But I know this. Hey, hey, no, no. I feel bad because Dennis is getting a lot of these, like, right.

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I'm just, like, kind of sandbagged at some of the answers. Screwdrivers, great.

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I have two of them. No, three of them. This is my favorite.

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That's not about me. Oh. It's about Colton's second favorite.

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Yeah, there we go. Let's forget it. This thing's sick, though.

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I love it. So Colton, how well do you think these guys did? I think Dennis and Shawn did a great job, and it's a pleasure working with you guys.

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So just make sure Colton. 1000 likes, you get the tattoo?

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Yeah, absolutely. Alright. Easy.
