If this video gets 1,000 likes, Colton will get a tattoo on a blow plane.
Hold on, hold on. They're here.
Right here. You get the grand chair, Colton. I know you guys hate me, but if you could just pull it together for 10 minutes to get through this video, that'd be great.
It will be really tough. Okay. Sean, I report to Colton. I do marketing here.
Hi, my name is Dennis. I'll do the action. You wrote your name?
My name is Dennis. And I've known Colton for eight years.
Yeah. Eight years, and you thought my name was Paul. I'm Colton.
How many people report under you? Too many people report under me.
Uh, oh my God. Okay, hold on. Hold on, wait, wait, wait. We've got to stop.
It might actually be. Yeah, it's 14. Okay, wait. How do you know that? How do you know how many people report under me?
We talked about it. It's too much and we're aware of it. We're working on it.
Wait, learn how many people report to you. I decided let's do three people instead of two because that'll take way too long.
You know, right? Let's do it. So it's a little competition between Dennis and Sean.
Wait, is that a prize or anything? A punishment or? Prize is knowing that you know your boss better.
Wow, that makes me feel just great. You guys don't know me at all.
You're going to get everything wrong. And it's going to look like we have a terrible relationship.
I know why you eat, why you drink, and where you live.
All right, you want to see the address right here? You know where I live? So without looking at Colton, what are the color of Colton's eyes?
Colton specifically said not to mention this question, but it's just a classic.
Now I got always got to ask it. Oh, I'm sure you're not sure.
Gray, blue, gray, blue, gray, wait, wait, what?
That's not great. That's great. No, no, Colton wrote blue, blue and green.
What do you mean? No, that's great. What do you mean? Gray.
Oh, it's blue. Oh, great. I need to see a doctor. Zoom in, zoom in.
I think it's great. It's okay.
But at the end of the day, whatever Colton wrote is right. It's because I'm tired.
What? I'm tired. What?
It's okay. That's gray. Oh, blue.
No. I'm deciding your eye color today.
Oh, God. Turns out I work for Dennis.
So without looking, does Colton have any piercings or tattoos?
Bonus points if you can name the exact amount of tattoos and piercings.
One second. I'm going to be very detailed. If you guys get this wrong, I'm sorry, but do you have hidden piercings?
Existing? Like there's hardware? I can't say the answer.
Hardware? Current. Yeah, currently.
Currently, yeah. If it's done, you can. Whatever Colton wrote is the answer.
Ready? Four. Okay, that's cool.
Three, two, one. I really hope you guys know what's up. Yes, three tattoos.
One tattoo. Three tattoos. LTstore.com.
The brand and Illuminati. Oh, I know that one. I know that one.
I know that one. Only one tattoo. Lex and thigh.
I knew the thigh one. Yeah, I got the Illuminati one because I hit that dartboard and the Channel Super Fun.
And I got the LTstore one because I thought it'd be funny. And then in that video was edited, so a lot of people didn't even know that I actually
got it. And then Dbrand I got because it was a little tipsy at CES.
I thought it'd be funny. Yeah. And now I'm on a quest to just monetize my entire leg, even though they didn't pay me.
How much would a flow plane tattoo on Colton's leg cost? If this video gets 1,000 likes, Colton will get a flow plane.
Hold on. I don't know what I mean. Come on.
Full plane Friday. You gotta do it. Say it.
No. Say it. 1,000 likes.
1,000 likes. If this flow plane exclusive gets 1,000 likes, I'll get a flow plane tattoo on my thigh.
He said it. He said it. He said it.
He said it. Anything for the company. I'm serious.
Anything for you folks. He's serious. I am.
I will. But the company's got to pay for the actual tattoo. How big?
Let's stop. Is it local? Okay.
This all started because a long time ago we were on a company trip and I made this joke to Linus.
I don't know why I've been talking about this for years. Then Linus started nickel and diamond me on how big of a tattoo I'd have to get for
him to pay me. He's like, you know, you just get my face tattoo on you.
You let me buy that? And I'm like, yeah. He's like, this big?
I'm like, what? No. And it kept getting bigger the longer he talked about it.
I'm serious. I will actually. Make sure you like this video.
I will actually do that. 1,000 likes. What is Colton's best moment at LMG?
Best moment. NVIDIA? Or in speech?
Ever. Wrong or right? Oh my God. And you're saying that I have absolute power here.
Okay. Whatever I write is the answer. If you guys get this wrong, I'm very disappointed.
What is it about? Kind of like, give me some hints. No, no hints.
No hints. No hints. Stop.
Think about me at LMG. What is my greatest moment? What am I most known for?
Oh. Okay. Oh.
Oh, yeah. Oh, I know this one too. What?
2, 1. Fired? Getting fired?
Yeah. What? Is this a LTS?
The fight? Yeah. Does that say LTS?
The fight? Does that say fight? Yeah, the fight.
What fight? The fight. Don't worry about it.
I just want to know what happened here. Stop. It's okay.
What is Colton's shoe size? Oh.
Oh. How do you know? Wait, do you know?
I know. Because I actually get it wrong a lot of the time. Like, what kind of shoes are we talking about?
No shoes. Right now he's wearing. I don't even know.
That is nose. You just need a creepy friend like me. What?
Ready? No, no. I gave a range because I don't know.
I only know based off of. Yeah, you'll know once Dennis shows the answer.
Yeah. How about you lead with this one, Dennis? You tell me.
Ready? Hold on, Sean. Drawing something?
Sean is drawing something. A caricature? Some physics here.
Size 10? Depends on the shoes. And then what did you write, Sean?
I put 8 to 11. 8 to 11? You can't.
What? Yo, he's got feet. He's got up to a size 13.
I don't know. All right, let's see what Colton wrote.
You had 9. Either a 9. No, no.
You had 9. You had 9. No, no.
You're telling me. Take your shoes off. No, no, no.
Wait, Dennis. Hold on. What size is this?
I don't know. I'm censored this. This is what I mean.
I bet you it's not 9. I don't think it has the shoe size in it. Most shoes that I get are 10s.
I wear vans and sometimes they're less. It's not 9.
Are you changing what you wrote? Yeah, yeah. Hey, this is not.
Sean, Sean, we need to talk. This is not favoritism. I remember when we tried to hold our shoes or something and I was like, oh, I'm a size
9. And he's like, oh, he's like, oh, I'm not 9.
That's too small for me. I was like, I was like, how do you do this?
He must have been Vassys. Vassys, I get 10. Yeah.
So I don't know. I'm still right. This is Sammy's show.
I don't know. He'll tell you if you're right or not. Sammy, do we get a point?
Dennis is right. I'll determine when I edit it. Oh.
What is Colton's dream job? I love you.
You guys know? I got you a dream job.
My dream job. I already know. Yeah, I've got it.
I've got two things. You only want one. What's the right way to write this?
It's whatever you want to do. No. Apparently, I saw a dream job instead of Colton.
What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a rock star, Sean.
Okay, stop telling me this. What?
Did you write that? Because you did that. You did that very wrong.
Okay, I'm going to write the correct term.
Oh, people are going to be mad at me, too. Oh, my God.
Yeah, I know what you guys are doing. Yeah, you know. Don't be mad at me.
Two, one. Landlord is moving on work. Real estate investor.
Real estate investor. Wow. Doesn't really want to work.
That was the other one I was going to put. If you want to have a job that he doesn't really need to work,
I have money coming in. Either have a sugar day, sugar mommy, or lottery winner,
or landlord. So I feel you would choose that. So I always joke about just getting a job at Starbucks
and just making coffees. But like not having to worry about anything.
I just show up. I'd have a bad day. I'd be like, I'm leaving.
There'd be like, you're actually fired. I'd be like, no problem. I'd just go to another job.
What is Colton's prized possession?
Can be living or non-living? What does that mean, sorry?
His greatest prized possession. You would ask me that question.
What does that mean? What do I value more than anything?
But it can be people? People, yeah.
My expression every single question. You better have a good answer.
Every time I do this, it's always the boss never knows what's
the right, but then everyone else knows.
I'll answer it for you. If you're right, your kid has a boring answer.
Oh my God. He's right.
He's right. That is boring. I'm not going to go with it.
I'm not going to go with it. Also prized possession, my kid. Like that's kind of messed up.
Oh, okay. Well, I got to race this now.
Okay. Got it. Got it.
Guys, if you don't get this one right, what's my prized possession? What value in this world more than anything?
I don't know. Hold on. Hash Tesla three and Tesla.
Okay. In terms of actual things, you both are right.
So in terms of just what I value, I value money.
Okay. That's a tool. It's a tool.
It's good to have some of it. Yeah. You can buy a Tesla with money.
Yeah. I know I could or I could save it. That's why I don't have another Tesla yet.
Do people know how you crash Tesla? Do people know how I crashed it?
Was it before? Well. Yeah.
We thought, wait, let's put it this way.
Let's put it this way. Everyone got a Christmas bonus last year.
And the day after we got the Christmas bonus, we were supposed to go out
and we were supposed to spend our Christmas bonus. And I stopped to get a delicious iced coffee
from a place called McDonald's. Pulling out the McDonald's into the intersection.
The light was turning yellow. I turned left.
Light turns red. Guy runs red light, slams into my car.
His axle and wheel flew off.
And my car was totaled. I actually thought they were going to repair it,
but they were like, yeah, it could have damaged the batteries. So right off.
Wow. And then I got a Kia because I don't want to spend a lot of money.
And the Tesla prices came down. And now with this Model 3 refresh,
I'm going to buy another one. Anyways, when Colton goes to a movie,
is he the type of person to smuggle in snacks?
Buy. Yes. Yes.
Okay. You buy candy and popcorn. What?
Sorry. Can you repeat the question? What?
Do you buy? Yeah. Absolutely.
Wait. Absolutely. What?
You don't even pack your lunch. No. I know.
What I would do, I go to the McDonald's, you get a couple of cheeseburgers, you put them in your pocket and you just walk in.
Why do you do that? Save a couple bucks.
I do even worse. I packed like I was going to go camping.
Like I literally bring a backpack. I have a container.
But one time I brought watermelon. I have beer.
I have water. I have chips.
You just bring a battery bank and a hot plate. You just start cooking.
I have a whole backpack. Oh, and a blanket. They allow you to bring a backpack in?
Yeah, they cannot try it. Not allowed. Not allowed?
No, they're not allowed. Yeah. It's actually very easy to do this.
Oh, what the? That's why you always do it. I put a jacket on, covering it.
Yeah. Oh my God. I didn't know it was that easy.
Just buy the same stuff as they sell. The last time I smuggled food into a movie theater,
they caught me. And they told me to get real. Like they confiscated it.
What? Which one? The same movie theater.
Really? Yeah. I was eating my McDonald's.
And they were like, hey, you know what? I'd have outside food. I thought you would be too embarrassed to do that.
And you would just buy popcorn. I was like 17. No, I'm not embarrassed.
Oh, so now, how about now? Because the question is new right now.
I haven't done it in a while. I've done it in like 10 years. But theoretically.
I've only seen three. I've only been to the movies like three times.
Theoretically. But there we go. It's a yes.
So. Why did you? Why did you?
No, don't try to change the answer. This is complicated. But in those three times.
Did you drink snuggle food? I'm losing points.
I don't remember, dude. I'm sorry. Next question.
So now we're going to do more traditional newlywed stock questions.
So all three of you will answer. And hopefully all three of you are right.
And that's one point. Yeah. So between the three of you, who comes in the latest?
Ah, no easy. Ask who comes in the earliest.
Or earliest? No, no, he's asking the latest.
No, you know why he's asking that. Who would be the earliest? I didn't really want to talk about it in this video.
But Dennis is kind of a clock in clock out kind of guy.
Gets in at 8.30, leaves at 5. Yeah.
No, that's good. Dennis definitely gets an er. Oh, well, you usually are the earliest.
I'm here. You know what latest? I guess it could be.
You got to hold that board.
I think this is right. Yeah.
That's why we all play roles. Yeah. Because I was like, we have a flax schedule.
So yeah. He's late. I mean, like around 9.02.
Although this last week, 8.46. You've been earlier.
And then you also drive around. You do a lot of things in the morning sometimes too.
Yeah. I like to come in early and just disappear if I.
So you don't see me if I don't want to. Yeah, I'll be like, hey.
He's like, this is the meme. He's like this. He just fades away.
Between the three of you, who spends the most on food?
Oh. Wait. Okay.
Are we talking about like every day or lunch time? Is this like lunch in general?
In general. Oh, I've got this. Okay.
Good stuff. Why is it right? It's a long answer.
I got it. All right. Let's see what it's in.
Three, two, one. Dennis Lea. Wow.
You only Lea once. How much do you spend roughly on food?
Okay. Just because I like to share my food doesn't mean I eat all day.
He doesn't cook. When I cook.
Oh, give me a break. He doesn't cook. So he eats out every day.
Yeah, but he likes McDonald's. You'll have like one nice meal a week.
But I don't eat that much. I like fancy, nice food.
Monday to Friday. Let's do a little math. Monday to Friday.
Carry the one. So this is what I spend in a week video.
Lunch usually is a fight. $15. Around $15 dinner.
Dinner I usually cook. Okay.
Say I go out. Okay. If I go out, it's like 25 bucks.
Oh, that's like $40 times 25 bucks.
You don't get a drink with that dinner. I don't know. You don't get the dessert.
You don't get the dessert. It's like a combo we're talking about. Yeah.
Where are you going? I feel like you get like 1200. A week?
A month on food. A week. But I don't eat out.
Not. I don't eat out every day. It's like $1,000 Canadian.
Yeah. We'll go down. Sometimes I go fancy.
Crazy though. All right. So we're going back to the regular questions now.
What is Colton's greatest fear? I don't think you guys know.
I know. He's going to be like me.
Three, two, one. Dennis, spiders, water, ocean swimming.
What? You afraid of water?
I am, but I'm more afraid of spiders. That's close second though.
You can't swim? No, no, no. Yeah.
I'm going to learn with my toddler when she learns. I'm just going to be there.
I'm going to be like, honey, I'm helping you. I'm like taking notes.
And three words. How would Colton describe himself? First time I've seen a vertical.
This is innovation. This is what we do with the marketing and business development department.
The line is when you get. I'm going to describe who I am, like what my characteristics
here. Yeah. That's what I'm describing.
My bonus depends on this.
Hi, I'm Colton. I am loud gamer old.
You're 32. Yeah. Why?
Anyways, you have a problem with that? What the hell? You guys should see the face.
Sammy just made. Comedic gamer.
Optimistic worried. Worrisome. Worrisome.
Happy or funny. Question. Question.
I am worried all the time. Yeah. Comedic.
Wait. Hold on. This is interesting.
I'm worried and I'm optimistic. No, he's optimistic. Yeah.
You're half glass full kind of guy. I'm a half glass full. Yeah.
Very extreme. Oh. I'm worried all the time about everything.
Okay. I don't know, man. Comedic seriously.
Man, you guys have like conflicting things. This is great.
Yeah. You are like, you're a dichotomous being.
Yeah. Can we go back to Colton's third point?
32? How old do you think I am?
Like 35. Well, he's just so fine in your life.
That's why I was like, oh, yeah. I am far. I am far through it.
Yeah. No, I'm not like that. I think he loses a point on this.
What? Me? Yeah.
I'm a gamer. Do it again. I'm a gamer.
What is this? Okay.
You guys are kind of both right. Can we just give it to both of them?
I'm sorry. All right. Just for you.
I'm just bad. You're only like six years older than me. What?
Is that a problem? I'm sorry. No, I'm just surprised.
No, because you're very... Call my mom. I'll give you my mom's number.
You yell at her. No, we won't see your driver's license. They want the birth certificate.
I'm going to need two pieces of ID. How old do you think Lucas?
32. Oh. Damn.
Damn. That? Yeah.
Let's go. I'm getting a raise. I'm getting a raise.
I'm getting a raise. I'm getting a raise. What is Colton's actual height?
Not in centimeters, Dennis. I'm going to... If you get centimeters, I'll give you an extra point, because centimeters is the right
way to go. I mean, lies disagree about my height.
Could you be right? It's numbers. It can't be wrong.
Anyways, let's see what the answer is in three, two, one.
Five, six, seven. Wait. Is that me?
Yeah. Who's this? Luke.
Me. My funny doesn't have much. Oh, hey.
Oh, wow. We're the same. Look at this.
You guys, look at this. Yeah. I'm 169.
Yeah. You're taller than me. A little bit.
Both of you. Am I taller than you? Oh, wait.
Maybe you're not. I think I'm the same height. You stand up.
How tall are you? I have no idea. Oh, wow.
Wow. I can't see the camera.
They can imagine it. Yeah. Just imagine.
Fill in the blanks. Is Colton usually late, early, or on time?
I've only ever been to stuff at your house. I mean, it's hard to be late at your own place.
I've seen people do it. It's pretty impressive. Really?
Yeah. You, like, show up on time. They're, like, not set up.
Oh, OK, cool. You planned this. They're, like, no, I didn't, obviously,
because it's not set up. Early work, late.
So he's a little early for work, but always late to my parties.
He's right. Yeah, yeah. Little early, thank you.
You know what I think part of it is? You might be right with the early, but I consider early being on time.
You know what I mean? Yeah, because I had on time before. I raised them.
I put early. I never get mad at anybody, but when I'm on a call with a client
and they show up at, like, you know, the call is for three and they show up at, like, 301 or 302,
I'm like, I don't know. Especially with, like, Zoom calls and stuff.
Zoom's doing an update. Oh, my God. Oh, great.
Now I'm late. Now I'm late, you know? You're absolutely right.
I'm late for everything personal. So what is Colton's spiritual animal?
Spiritual animal? Spiritual animal, yeah. Oh, my God.
Don't laugh at me.
Dennis is dying.
Take a look at him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys got this.
You guys got this. Think of everything I stand for. Think of, you know,
everything I embody. Selling out.
Cat, emu, and murky? Mur-cat.
What's a mur-cat? Mur-cat. What's a mur-cat?
Is that koala? Oh, it's a koala.
No, this is emu. Oh, it's an emu? That's an emu.
That's actually a really nice drawing. Wow, good job.
Eyes are a little crazy, but it's cool. That's just a koala.
I don't know why emu. A koala. Wait, what's it?
Wait, why emu? I don't know. Okay.
Cool. It's koala. Why murky?
Mur-cat. Mur-cat. Okay, you know,
the documentary Lion King, where like,
Timon, Timon the mur-cat. Yeah, I can't listen.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I can see that, I can see that. Business minded.
You know, I just like, I still care about you.
All right, we're going to come to a close here. So we have one more question left.
Okay. As we are part of a company, we have to show a little bit.
So what is Colton's favorite LTT merch?
Oh. That's not what he's wearing. Well, that's not what I'm wearing.
It's my favorite thing. Why wouldn't I wear it? Yeah, what the heck?
That's kind of messed up, bro. Oh, well. Is this your answer?
Is that your answer? No, no, no, no. That's cancel the question now.
What the heck? What? What?
Cancel it? What? I'm rephrasing then.
What's your second favorite LTT? Second favorite. Thank God.
LTT underwear, LTT Store, undies.
Huh? Um... LTT Store anywhere?
Why is it that underwear would be the... Yo, you go...
What?
screwdriver. It looks like... No.
It looks like... It's really funny. It's really funny.
It's... I'm wearing it. I'm wearing it too, yeah.
There's no... I'm... Me too.
But I know this. Hey, hey, no, no. I feel bad because Dennis is getting a lot of these, like, right.
I'm just, like, kind of sandbagged at some of the answers. Screwdrivers, great.
I have two of them. No, three of them. This is my favorite.
That's not about me. Oh. It's about Colton's second favorite.
Yeah, there we go. Let's forget it. This thing's sick, though.
I love it. So Colton, how well do you think these guys did? I think Dennis and Shawn did a great job, and it's a pleasure working with you guys.
So just make sure Colton. 1000 likes, you get the tattoo?
Yeah, absolutely. Alright. Easy.