WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.040 What's up, guys? It's Jake Bell here, the producer for ShortCircuit. 00:00:03.040 --> 00:00:06.640 We have a lot of food left over from the Influencer Foods video with Linus, 00:00:06.640 --> 00:00:09.840 and we should get the rest of the team to try it out and share their thoughts as well. 00:00:09.840 --> 00:00:12.880 There's some good stuff here, but remember, this is not ShortCircuit. 00:00:16.560 --> 00:00:22.080 So, you are tasting the Beastable Bars that didn't have a flavor that was previous or new. 00:00:22.080 --> 00:00:26.800 What do we got here? First one is Chocolate Sea Salt. I can read. That sounds very good to me. 00:00:27.440 --> 00:00:31.280 Almond. Also good. Original. I guess I'll start with that. 00:00:31.280 --> 00:00:35.600 So, my ranking system is going to be five is not enjoyable. 00:00:35.600 --> 00:00:41.840 Anything greater than five is going to be an enjoyable experience. Ten is going to be like, holy cow, I'm quitting my job and being a full-time chocolate eater. 00:00:44.080 --> 00:00:47.360 It smells like it's a slightly dark chocolate. Like, what percent cocoa is this? 00:00:50.400 --> 00:00:54.400 So, the original, I would say, is pretty mid. It has that kind of like inexpensive 00:00:54.480 --> 00:00:59.520 children's Easter candy kind of flavor and texture. I'm a chunky kind of guy, so 00:01:00.320 --> 00:01:03.680 let's see. Let's see what's going on. I think I'm going to upgrade to sea salt because then I'm 00:01:03.680 --> 00:01:09.760 like staying on same texture but new taste. It smells like the sea. 00:01:13.200 --> 00:01:17.040 There are some little salt chunks in here. This is better. Better than that one? 00:01:17.040 --> 00:01:19.600 Yeah, definitely. I'm like, come on, salted. Hell yeah. 00:01:20.400 --> 00:01:23.440 So, these ones had more cocoa and then he, because I watched the other video, Linus, 00:01:23.440 --> 00:01:27.920 was saying he moved it to being more like normal American white chocolate or milk chocolate. 00:01:29.280 --> 00:01:33.360 So, these were the good ones before, hey? Oh yeah, I can just see. Look at the back of that. 00:01:33.360 --> 00:01:38.080 Remember that crunch bar? It's like a blue wrapper and big red text, a crunch, or is it crunchy? 00:01:40.640 --> 00:01:44.160 If this was salted, it'd be dope. But yeah, there's like little shards of... 00:01:46.240 --> 00:01:50.880 shards. Little shards of almond in here are nice. Definitely my favorite one. 00:01:50.880 --> 00:01:55.280 Which one's the worst one though, the three? Original. Original's the five. 00:01:57.440 --> 00:02:00.800 Sea salt's the six. And this is like, actually buy it with your own money. 00:02:01.920 --> 00:02:07.520 Seven. Seven sellers. I still don't think I'd be like, that's my brand. Get out of the way, other 00:02:07.520 --> 00:02:12.080 chocolates. Every time my four-year-old sees a QR code, she goes, oh, it has internet. 00:02:13.440 --> 00:02:17.680 Hello, my name is Hatina. If you haven't seen me before, I'm the raw material 00:02:17.680 --> 00:02:21.920 product developer here at Creator Warehouse, or some people like to just call me the material girl, 00:02:21.920 --> 00:02:29.920 so. I'm Sarah, I'm a graphic designer over at Creator Warehouse, and occasional host. 00:02:29.920 --> 00:02:35.920 Today we're trying gamer sups. Guacamole gamer fart. It has a dinosaur on it, though. 00:02:36.480 --> 00:02:39.680 We have to do this so good. We got some wafts. It smells good. 00:02:40.640 --> 00:02:46.560 No. No. No, definitely not. It kind of smells like those, like, five-cent candies a little bit. 00:02:46.560 --> 00:02:50.960 Yeah. A little watermelon-like. Yeah. Yeah, it's more like sugary. 00:02:50.960 --> 00:02:56.800 This is my breakfast, by the way. Yeah, I'm usually like a espresso in the morning, 00:02:56.800 --> 00:03:00.240 and then two or three cups of coffee a day. Sometimes I'll throw it in with a Red Bull. 00:03:00.240 --> 00:03:05.840 Yeah, at Creator Warehouse, where energy drink fiends. Let's, uh, cheers. 00:03:12.720 --> 00:03:17.680 It really is. Mm, that's not bad. I would drink this. There's no guacamole. 00:03:17.680 --> 00:03:20.960 No guacamole. And no farts. No farts. Not like I would know what farts. 00:03:22.480 --> 00:03:28.400 I would give it, like, a seven or an eight? 7.5? Oh, really? I would give it a five. 00:03:28.480 --> 00:03:32.640 Really? Yeah. I don't know. It just kind of, there wasn't a lot of, like, taste to it. 00:03:33.360 --> 00:03:37.200 Okay, what's next? Ooh. Blueberry. Well, it's just blue, actually. 00:03:38.240 --> 00:03:42.320 Smells like blue. It definitely smells like blue. Yeah. But, like, not blueberry. It just, 00:03:42.320 --> 00:03:44.720 it really does just smell like blue. Yeah, it smells like blue. 00:03:50.960 --> 00:03:55.440 It's a little plasticky. It's very synthetic. It's very synthetic tasting. 00:03:55.440 --> 00:04:02.640 She knows some of that. Lemonade. Okay. I feel like it's hard to mess up a lemonade flavor. 00:04:02.640 --> 00:04:05.200 Okay, you can definitely smell the lemon. Smells like lemonade. 00:04:09.360 --> 00:04:13.840 Tastes like, uh, watered-down lemonade? Yeah. Which isn't a bad thing. No. 00:04:13.840 --> 00:04:17.360 If you need your caffeine in the morning, or in the afternoon, or in the evening. I 00:04:17.360 --> 00:04:22.400 feel like with ice, it would be not have bad. Good little summer drink? Yeah, it'd be like, 00:04:22.400 --> 00:04:27.120 you know, just mellow. Yeah. Is it better than this one? I kind of like this one a little bit more. 00:04:27.120 --> 00:04:33.600 Right. It deserves the 7.5 in comparison to these. Yeah. Yeah. I would say when comparing it, 00:04:33.600 --> 00:04:36.880 I would say that this one is probably in the middle. It's definitely better than the blue. 00:04:36.880 --> 00:04:44.400 Yeah. But I think that the Russian gamers, it's really the name, or the Russian Badger. Oh, now we 00:04:44.400 --> 00:04:52.960 get anime girl thigh. You gotta have the thigh high socks. I mean, is it really an anime girl 00:04:52.960 --> 00:04:58.400 thigh without the thigh high socks? True. Very true. How are we going to take a shot out of this? 00:04:58.400 --> 00:05:05.520 This smells like like orange green circle. Oh my gosh. It smells good. I love anime girl thighs. 00:05:05.520 --> 00:05:11.600 Okay. Fine. Don't rush us. Yeah. 00:05:14.400 --> 00:05:20.000 Oh, the pinkies out. The pinkies out. Both pinkies. I really like that one. That one's good. 00:05:20.000 --> 00:05:25.760 It is good. There's like a slight aftertaste. The vanilla. I think it's the vanilla, because the 00:05:25.760 --> 00:05:31.680 vanilla has that like chemically, like, synthetic kind of taste with the orange. Yeah. It's not too 00:05:31.680 --> 00:05:36.720 tart, but it's that vanilla. Yeah. It's very much like, not bad. Who would have thought anime girl 00:05:36.720 --> 00:05:43.440 thigh would reign supreme? Yeah. I'd give it, I would give it like a, also a 7.5 maybe, but just 00:05:43.440 --> 00:05:48.800 like a little bit better. 7.75. I like that. I tend to like the fruit ones a little bit more, 00:05:48.800 --> 00:05:53.520 because I find that you can't really, like, I mean the citric acid in there and everything 00:05:53.520 --> 00:05:59.440 like that is very like standard. You can't really do better or worse. Whereas I think with a lot of 00:05:59.440 --> 00:06:04.080 other ones, once you experiment a little bit more, it can get a little bit like dodgy. Yeah. So I think 00:06:04.080 --> 00:06:10.160 that that's why I probably, they pretty much got it. Yeah. Well, Lies actually rate the anime thigh 00:06:10.160 --> 00:06:17.040 the 6. Really? Really? Yeah. Huh. Hi, I'm Arianna. I'm the talent and culture supervisor here at 00:06:17.040 --> 00:06:22.240 Linus Media Group, and we're going to be trying some feastables. These are the ones where he's had 00:06:22.240 --> 00:06:27.040 his first version of chocolate bars. These ones? Yes. And then he's upgraded them. The same flavors, 00:06:27.040 --> 00:06:34.160 but different. The pure blue bars aren't it? This is milk crunch. Yes. So that'll be the red one. 00:06:34.160 --> 00:06:39.280 This one, right? Yeah. So maybe we'll go with this first. Do you guys like chocolate? I love 00:06:39.280 --> 00:06:44.400 chocolate. I like chocolate too, but I would say I much prefer like European chocolate. I don't know, 00:06:44.400 --> 00:06:49.840 maybe that's a bad thing to say, but like some American chocolates, I'm probably gonna get like, 00:06:49.840 --> 00:06:56.880 get flack in the comments for this. This smell, they definitely are. Yeah. Very much of a 00:06:56.880 --> 00:07:04.640 cacao chocolate kind of smell. Wow, you're quite the chocolate kind of smell. No, I'm not. Cheers. Cheers. 00:07:09.040 --> 00:07:13.440 Tastes very much like a crunch bar to me. Don't really like it. I think because it tastes like 00:07:13.440 --> 00:07:18.720 dark chocolate, I'm not a fan of dark chocolate. And then I think the crunch is like quinoa, right? 00:07:18.720 --> 00:07:22.240 Puffed rice. Puffed rice. I don't mind. I'm gonna try this one. 00:07:24.800 --> 00:07:29.520 Oh, this is a very different taste to it. This is actually milk chocolate. This is dark chocolate. 00:07:29.520 --> 00:07:34.560 They're lying. Hey, this one has a very much like a, I don't want to say like a cheap like 00:07:34.560 --> 00:07:39.840 candy dark like chocolate taste, where this is a little bit warm. This is way more rich. This 00:07:39.840 --> 00:07:47.600 definitely outperforms the old version. I'm like half chewing. No, it's good. I think maybe I'll 00:07:47.600 --> 00:07:53.120 give it a seven. Yeah, I would say definitely like a seven and then maybe a five for this, 00:07:53.120 --> 00:07:59.200 for the old version. I would give that a three. The next one is called D's nuts. They got sued, 00:07:59.200 --> 00:08:06.720 so they had to change their naming. For what? A by company named D's. This has definitely seen 00:08:06.720 --> 00:08:15.200 better days. Also, I don't know why they kind of taste bitter. Regular cane sugar, 00:08:15.200 --> 00:08:21.680 organic cocoa butter, organic milk, vanilla powder. There's definitely an aftertaste to it. 00:08:21.680 --> 00:08:25.840 It's not like, yeah, with a nice like melty chocolate. It's usually just like, oh, this is 00:08:25.840 --> 00:08:29.760 great. It's just kind of like, you have one piece and you're like, yeah, I'm good. Yeah, this one, 00:08:29.760 --> 00:08:35.040 I'm surprised it doesn't, it doesn't really have a peanut butter kind of taste. I adore Reese's 00:08:35.040 --> 00:08:39.840 peanut butter cup. Yeah, me too. So I was surprised that it didn't have that much peanut butter. 00:08:40.800 --> 00:08:45.840 Yeah, this is a much better, yeah. The new one is probably a seven. The old one I give up. 00:08:47.360 --> 00:08:51.280 Three. I was going to go with an eight just because I like peanut butter stuff. 00:08:51.280 --> 00:08:57.200 But I almost think this is worse than this one. So this is going to be a two and a half for me. 00:08:57.200 --> 00:09:02.160 Yeah. All right. Yeah, no, I really like the fact that they kind of like compartmentalized it in a 00:09:02.160 --> 00:09:06.320 way that you can break it and share it versus the old one. It's like, what am I supposed to do? 00:09:06.400 --> 00:09:10.800 Eat the whole bar? Yeah, I think so. Okay. 00:09:12.800 --> 00:09:17.440 I like this, but only because I actually do like dark chocolate. I was going to say I don't like 00:09:17.440 --> 00:09:22.800 this because it's very much like dark chocolate. Definitely tastes healthier. But then they say 00:09:22.800 --> 00:09:27.760 it's milk chocolate. So I'm just like, I don't know. It really, that one definitely has a dark 00:09:27.760 --> 00:09:32.320 chocolate taste to it. Like it tastes like 70% cacao. I'd say this is false advertising. 00:09:37.600 --> 00:09:39.840 Oh yeah, between these. So I think it's night and day. 00:09:40.880 --> 00:09:45.680 Let's see. They knew this is not milk chocolate. That's why these ones taste so much more different. 00:09:46.400 --> 00:09:54.160 For milk chocolate, I've had better. So I'll go with like a six. I wouldn't pick it over other 00:09:54.160 --> 00:09:59.680 chocolates. Yeah, I would say six, six and a half. Like I feel like it'd be great for s'mores. 00:09:59.680 --> 00:10:03.680 Yeah, it'd be a great like campfire s'mores chocolate because it kind of reminds me of 00:10:03.680 --> 00:10:08.560 Hershey's. It kind of reminds me of like a kinder photo too. Oh, yes. You remember the show? Yes, 00:10:08.560 --> 00:10:14.240 yes, yes. It kind of reminds me of that too. Like Easter chocolate. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good way to 00:10:14.240 --> 00:10:20.400 describe it. Easter chocolate. I give it a five, but only because I like dark chocolate. And I'm 00:10:20.400 --> 00:10:25.280 basing it on saying that it's very similar to dark chocolate and not like milk chocolate. 00:10:25.280 --> 00:10:29.120 So I know that you're probably going to rate it to like a two or something. I'll give it a three 00:10:29.120 --> 00:10:35.520 because I don't think it's as bad as the previous one. Yeah, like the D's nuts of the last one, 00:10:35.520 --> 00:10:41.280 like that had no peanut butter. That was like such a weird flavor. Hello, I'm Jamie. I work in the 00:10:41.280 --> 00:10:50.480 warehouse at Linus Media Group. Hi, Jamie. Hi. So you got here Joy Wrights from, I don't 00:10:50.480 --> 00:10:56.320 know, I don't know. This isn't his company. Somebody else started it, and then his name is just 00:10:56.320 --> 00:11:01.600 on the packaging. Oh, I think Elon Musk and Mary. Exactly. Let's choose the Straubelberry. 00:11:01.600 --> 00:11:07.760 My favorite flavor, Straubelberry. Oh, this thing didn't tear very good. This is already 00:11:08.080 --> 00:11:17.200 not going well. Take a point off. Yeah, it's so dirty. The presentation is a two out of 10. Oh, 00:11:17.920 --> 00:11:22.720 we have different ideas of what a good presentation is. Oh, god, it's like a fruit by the foot. Oh, 00:11:22.720 --> 00:11:28.000 boy. It's like those bubblegums that come in that roll. They should sell it like that. 00:11:28.000 --> 00:11:29.840 Do I still make those? Who knows? Here. 00:11:32.160 --> 00:11:36.640 It tastes awful. Damn, he's eating it first. You don't have to wait. Yeah, you have to wait. 00:11:37.920 --> 00:11:38.720 Mazel tov. 00:11:42.240 --> 00:11:48.560 Chewy. Jamie, Jamie doesn't like it. You know, when you open a jar of jam, 00:11:49.520 --> 00:11:56.320 and then some of it dries out around the rim? Yeah. It tastes like the rim jam. The rim jam. 00:11:58.000 --> 00:12:03.440 The citric acid really hits in the back of my throat. It's like a three and a half. It's kind of 00:12:03.440 --> 00:12:09.920 a 12 out of 13, is what you said? Three and a half. Oh, I was very high. Yeah, I give it a four out of 00:12:09.920 --> 00:12:21.680 10, I think, or zero sour strip clumps out of one. Yeah. They can't really imitate like sour 00:12:21.680 --> 00:12:27.120 blue raspberry dried jam. So I'm interested to see what's going to happen here. It's less clumped 00:12:27.680 --> 00:12:33.920 together. That's good. I really want to take a bite out of it. Look at the packaging. That's so 00:12:33.920 --> 00:12:38.560 it's a completely different color. All right. Cheers. Oh, you're already taking a bite. 00:12:43.200 --> 00:12:48.320 It tastes the same. Yeah. Yeah. This doesn't actually have strawberry in it. 00:12:48.320 --> 00:12:54.880 It's black currant. Black currant is like the flavor. And then with this one, blueberry is the 00:12:54.880 --> 00:13:01.040 flavor. So this doesn't have strawberry in it. And this doesn't have blue raspberries in it. So 00:13:05.120 --> 00:13:12.800 it doesn't quite taste like as much like rim jam as it is. It's a slight difference, but 00:13:12.800 --> 00:13:18.320 nothing to like make it seem like they're actually flavors. Okay, it's not sour enough. 00:13:18.320 --> 00:13:23.920 No, it's not raspberry enough. It's worse, honestly. Yeah, between the two, I think it is worse. 00:13:23.920 --> 00:13:32.000 It tastes like dried out licorice. Minus one strip clump out of one strip clump. This is 00:13:32.000 --> 00:13:36.720 worse. This is like a two. The aftertaste just keeps getting worse too. Can you tell? I actually 00:13:36.720 --> 00:13:41.360 like this one slightly better than that one. Really? Yeah. You prefer the blueberry flavor 00:13:41.360 --> 00:13:47.520 over the black currant flavor. Yeah. What did I rate the last one? I can't remember. Do one 00:13:47.600 --> 00:13:57.520 point higher than the last one. Editor. Hey, I'm Nolan. I'm Nolan. I'm a product coordinator 00:13:57.520 --> 00:14:03.280 in the procurement team. And these are Pokeymane's cookies. These are actually all the same? Yeah, 00:14:03.280 --> 00:14:07.200 all the same. Why are they different colors? That's what I said. Do you know age about Pokeymane? 00:14:07.200 --> 00:14:11.360 She's a Twitch streamer, is she not? Yeah, these are controversial cookies. She's the one that 00:14:11.440 --> 00:14:18.720 called the guy broke. Yeah, that's right. They're really expensive. Four bags. That's seven. Seven 00:14:18.720 --> 00:14:23.840 dollars a bag. I know. I know math is hard. Look, if you're a broke boy, just say so. 00:14:25.280 --> 00:14:32.640 That's a cookie. Tastes like a crushed up Oreo. They're a little sandy. The second one I ate 00:14:32.640 --> 00:14:37.200 has like a distinct oil flavor to it. It's like your mom made Oreos for your new friends. 00:14:37.760 --> 00:14:42.640 We have Oreos at home. Do you remember when McDonald's used to sell cookies? Like those 00:14:42.640 --> 00:14:49.520 little ones that were shaped like grimaces and all that? What? No, you're old. Six or seven. 00:14:50.080 --> 00:14:54.640 Damn, six or seven. Yeah, because I would just rather have Oreos and Oreos are cheaper anyways. 00:14:54.640 --> 00:15:00.720 It's like a six, but on a 13 scale, so it's a fail. Alliance, we did a five at them. Yeah, 00:15:00.720 --> 00:15:06.240 that's about right. They're like a passing grade, but not a good grade. Hey, it's me, Belle again. 00:15:06.240 --> 00:15:09.520 Not from the intro, but in the video. They said it was impossible. 00:15:09.520 --> 00:15:14.080 We got gamer drinks, aka Kim made and Red Bull. I don't think either of these are 00:15:14.080 --> 00:15:18.080 Kim K is a gamer. One of the most popular mobile games of all time is Kim Kardashian's like 00:15:18.080 --> 00:15:21.680 fashion. Wait, really? Yeah, it's crazy. I didn't know that. I actually unironically 00:15:21.680 --> 00:15:26.640 like these. I already know. I didn't know this was a product at all. So this is my first time 00:15:26.640 --> 00:15:34.000 hearing about it or trying it. It's like a white claw without the alcohol. It actually is. And I 00:15:34.000 --> 00:15:37.600 love white claw because I'm very much like that. It's sweeter. It's sweeter than a white claw. 00:15:37.600 --> 00:15:42.240 A little bit. What flavor is this? Kim. Yeah, I know. I don't know what Kim tastes like. It 00:15:42.240 --> 00:15:47.280 tastes like Kim made. Would you rate it at one time? Give me it. Give me it. You both rate 00:15:47.280 --> 00:15:53.920 at the same time. No liner in sync. We have close nicknames for each other. He's got 200 00:15:53.920 --> 00:15:57.120 milligrams of caffeine, so I can't drink anymore because I've already had a can, but this is 00:15:57.120 --> 00:16:00.480 very, very good. I would give this like a eight and a half. I think I'm right there with you. I 00:16:00.480 --> 00:16:08.960 think I would give this an eight. Yeah, this is pretty good. It's pretty good. Lion's actually rated it a little different. Rate it at seven until the sucrose, which I don't 00:16:08.960 --> 00:16:14.640 know what that meant. It literally doesn't say a flavor on here. I don't know. Well, it does. Kim 00:16:14.640 --> 00:16:21.920 made. Kim made is not a flavor. Damn, this is good for you. 110% of all the vitamins. All right, 00:16:21.920 --> 00:16:27.120 we got David now. David's watching, trying to drink it. Someone who drinks a lot of artificial 00:16:27.120 --> 00:16:32.800 drinks. It is fine. Oh, just fine. What would you rate it? Seven. Okay, you're kind of near us. We 00:16:32.800 --> 00:16:38.240 give it eight. Yeah, it's good. You're the same as Linus. Caruba elderflower red bull. What is 00:16:38.240 --> 00:16:43.600 Caruba? It's banana passion fruit. Not banana and passion fruit. Are you sponsored by red bull? 00:16:44.960 --> 00:16:48.400 Not banana and passion fruit. It's a different thing called the banana passion fruit. All right, 00:16:48.400 --> 00:16:53.520 David's the first. Oh, it's foaming. It's steaming. Yeah, it's a waft. Is this one sugar-free? 00:16:53.520 --> 00:17:00.480 No. No, sugar-full, actually. Extra sugar. It doesn't taste like there's sugar in it. 00:17:00.480 --> 00:17:05.920 It tastes like a dried drink. Hey, I haven't had that before. It's a little like 00:17:08.160 --> 00:17:12.080 apple-y, almost. Yeah, it doesn't. I would never describe it as banana-y. 00:17:12.080 --> 00:17:18.240 Well, I don't know what Caruba tastes like. I would not choose this one. We have a red bull 00:17:18.240 --> 00:17:22.320 stock that is like a bunch of flavors. This would not be the one I would ever reach to. All right, 00:17:22.320 --> 00:17:26.800 so that I would give like a four. Oh, yeah, right? I'm not a big fan. Oh, wow, you're really? 00:17:26.800 --> 00:17:33.280 Yeah, I like red bull a lot. I'm not eating that quite that much. Have you seen my amp-de-upgrade? My fridge is still full of red bulls. Well, that means you can't love it that much. You haven't 00:17:33.280 --> 00:17:39.760 been drinking it. Oh! That should be an empty fridge. I'd give it a 5.5. Damn, you guys are 00:17:40.400 --> 00:17:43.920 I'm thinking like six and a half. Like, it's passing. I don't like that one. Go ahead. 00:17:44.720 --> 00:17:48.480 Don't like that one. It tastes like those little, like a Mike and Ike almost, 00:17:48.480 --> 00:17:55.920 like a licorice and Mike and Ike. Oh, wow. I could see someone loving this. It is not I. 00:17:57.360 --> 00:18:02.800 I was going to say, it might be the consensus here. I'd give it like a four. I do. I don't like, 00:18:02.800 --> 00:18:06.720 I would not drink that again. No, I'd give that like a three. I give it a six. I like it better than 00:18:06.720 --> 00:18:13.280 the banana. The key made is by far my favorite. And it's the least amount of calories. Also, 00:18:13.360 --> 00:18:19.920 you guys look holy. Oh yeah, it looks just like a foot taller than me. Hello, Flow Plain. My name 00:18:19.920 --> 00:18:25.360 is Alexander Clark. I was told to introduce myself here. So I did. Yeah, my name's Ploof. I was told 00:18:25.360 --> 00:18:30.880 the same thing. Hello. What are you drinking? Nothing yet. Well, you guys are drinking some coffee 00:18:30.880 --> 00:18:36.720 and some tea and this one segment title is called coffee or tea. First, right off the bat, I see 00:18:36.720 --> 00:18:42.000 three really big problems with this coffee. For one, it's decaf. Oh, yeah. 00:18:46.240 --> 00:18:51.360 He ruined it for everyone. There can be good decaf coffees though, which is not why I'm concerned. 00:18:51.360 --> 00:18:56.960 Also, it is ground, never buy ground coffee. This right here does seem like it's vacuum sealed. 00:18:56.960 --> 00:19:01.520 So it might be good for like a day. It's going to oxidize in three or four days. It's going to 00:19:01.520 --> 00:19:06.800 taste like crap. Never buy yourself ground coffee. Third problem, I don't see any roast date. This 00:19:06.800 --> 00:19:12.400 stuff we got from the internet, we don't know when it was roasted and coffee kind of goes bad after 00:19:12.400 --> 00:19:18.560 like a month. I buy all of my coffee local. I make sure that it's been roasted within the last couple 00:19:18.560 --> 00:19:23.280 of weeks and that's how you can know that you have really good cups of coffee. So I expect this to be 00:19:23.360 --> 00:19:31.840 mid at best. Actually, fourth problem, it says it's a medium dark blend. You get less caffeine 00:19:31.840 --> 00:19:38.000 and it just tastes like dirt. Do you like dark roast? Nah, I like a good dark roast. Light roast is 00:19:38.000 --> 00:19:42.960 definitely better. The awesome coffee club does have a light roast, so props there guys. This might 00:19:42.960 --> 00:19:49.280 be a much better experience if we had coffee that was not decaf, not ground and the roast that I like. 00:19:49.280 --> 00:19:53.520 But we're going to make some coffee anyway. While I do enjoy a really nice cup of coffee, 00:19:53.520 --> 00:19:58.240 I spend a lot of time, you know, trying to get my French press just perfect. I'll go to 00:19:58.240 --> 00:20:02.240 whatever and drink it and it's fine. I'll drink diner coffee and be like, yeah, this is good enough. 00:20:02.240 --> 00:20:07.280 The first thing we need to do is get the papery taste out of the paper. I just want to say this is 00:20:07.280 --> 00:20:12.960 also Alex's own personal coffee set. Yeah, I brought this today. How does that look? I mean, 00:20:12.960 --> 00:20:17.920 that's a lot of coffee. Yeah, that's probably about where we want. I look a heavy load. 00:20:19.280 --> 00:20:24.480 The first thing you want to do is bloom your coffee. Oh, yeah. Basically, what we're doing is the 00:20:25.360 --> 00:20:31.200 coffee grounds, once they absorb a little bit of water, they become much more able to, you know, 00:20:31.840 --> 00:20:36.160 get the rest of their stuff out. This is not blooming very well, which means it's probably 00:20:36.160 --> 00:20:41.600 not particularly fresh. Yeah, you usually see like a lighter color come to the top, right? Like a 00:20:41.600 --> 00:20:46.080 foam? Yeah, kind of like this. Yeah, there's a bit of foamy foam there, but not a lot of foam. This 00:20:46.080 --> 00:20:52.800 is also a slightly too fine of a grind for a pour over, which is why you should never buy ground 00:20:52.800 --> 00:20:58.960 coffee. Reason, I don't know. This right here would be perfectly good coffee for weekdays. 00:20:58.960 --> 00:21:02.640 This I would not consider a weekend coffee. That's a good way to put it. That's a really good way 00:21:02.640 --> 00:21:07.920 to put it. I'm not the biggest tea guy. I do like a good green tea. I don't know. Oh, this is black 00:21:07.920 --> 00:21:12.800 tea. Well, black tea is okay, too. And a good chai. But chai just means tea. You know, it looks 00:21:12.800 --> 00:21:19.200 like chai, like, it looks like wisdoms. Yeah, it totally does. Yeah, gamer tea. That's how, you 00:21:19.200 --> 00:21:24.160 know, they're enticing the gamers. Is this from that gamer subs company? Yeah. Oh my god, I look 00:21:24.160 --> 00:21:31.840 at their website and I think that I lost like four or five IQ points. Also, first thing that is just 00:21:32.640 --> 00:21:38.000 a clear red flag is that it says dietary supplement. Also says on the side that it 00:21:38.000 --> 00:21:44.400 was not tested by the FDA. So dietary supplements versus actual food have completely different 00:21:44.400 --> 00:21:49.680 testing. And so this right here can have basically whatever in it. I bet if we run this through 00:21:49.680 --> 00:21:54.000 California, it would have like a ton of warning labels all over it, like not available in California. 00:21:54.000 --> 00:21:59.200 I also love how there's a big anime girl on the back. Drinking her sweet, sweet gamer tea. 00:21:59.200 --> 00:22:05.680 It's not a very big bag. You can contain energy in a small packet. A pro tip, if you come in here 00:22:06.240 --> 00:22:12.000 and you flip her around like that, your tea bag doesn't get lost. That's actually really, 00:22:13.360 --> 00:22:18.720 I can't believe I've never thought of that once in my life. Pour me up. No, I'll use this little one. 00:22:18.720 --> 00:22:24.000 What a great shot. I like it strong. The coffee cup is covering it. 00:22:24.960 --> 00:22:30.400 How long is this supposed to steep for? Like a minute? Three to five minutes, 200 degrees Fahrenheit 00:22:30.400 --> 00:22:34.880 or 93 C. Yeah, that's a funny thing. A lot of people boil their water and then immediately put 00:22:34.880 --> 00:22:38.400 it in. When you boil your water for coffee or for tea, you should always let it cool down a few 00:22:38.400 --> 00:22:47.520 degrees first because you don't want to scald anything. It tastes okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's not 00:22:47.520 --> 00:22:53.600 particularly like stand out in any way. Yeah, this is the most tea tasting tea I've had in a 00:22:53.600 --> 00:22:58.800 real long time. Right. Isn't that a good thing? No, because I want it to actually taste like a 00:22:58.800 --> 00:23:03.280 type of tea. Like this, honestly, maybe it just hasn't steeped long enough, but I wouldn't have 00:23:03.280 --> 00:23:08.400 even told you if it was green tea or black tea or not. This really tastes like, you know the 00:23:09.200 --> 00:23:14.880 bag of like old black tea that your nans had in their house for like five years? It really kind 00:23:14.960 --> 00:23:20.320 of tastes like that. Like it's not like a fresh black tea. It's just like there's no floral-ness. 00:23:20.320 --> 00:23:25.840 I was thinking hotel tea. Yeah, hotel tea. Yeah. If this right here is more than like 00:23:25.840 --> 00:23:29.040 three dollars for like a hundred bags, you're getting ripped off. 00:23:30.160 --> 00:23:36.880 Well, lion actually ate at six. Six? I give this like a five tops. Yeah, maybe like a three or a two. 00:23:37.360 --> 00:23:41.600 He gave all that like coffee to tea at the same rate. I think he did say this one was blind. 00:23:42.240 --> 00:23:48.080 Yeah, it's just boring. What do Eric Clapton and coffee have in common? They're both better with cream. 00:23:52.480 --> 00:23:56.080 That's okay. I don't expect you. I don't expect you. 00:23:56.080 --> 00:23:59.680 Jamie was on earlier. It's like you guys were with McDonald's at the Grimace Cookies and like 00:23:59.680 --> 00:24:05.600 you're so old. This is the same thing. Yo, I remember McDonald's served spaghetti and pizza. 00:24:05.600 --> 00:24:12.400 So we can get started on the breakfast stuff with you. Sure. Suss snacks. Why is it called Suss? 00:24:12.400 --> 00:24:15.520 That's like the worst name you could give something. Yeah. So eat this before you 00:24:17.440 --> 00:24:18.320 choose the Rice Krispies. 00:24:20.720 --> 00:24:24.960 It's very sweet. Yeah. That's all right. Tastes like a Rice Krispies. Yeah. 00:24:24.960 --> 00:24:29.920 What do you rate it? I don't know. Six or seven maybe. I don't like Rice Krispies. You know what? 00:24:29.920 --> 00:24:35.840 Like a two. You don't like Rice Krispies? No. It's too sweet or what? It's just sweet and 00:24:35.840 --> 00:24:40.080 there's not a lot going on. It's real one note. But what about Rice Krispies with like chocolate 00:24:40.080 --> 00:24:45.280 chips in it? That can be improved. It can be very good. Well, the secret ingredient to this one 00:24:45.280 --> 00:24:51.280 is crickets. That's fine. I don't really care but like for the most part, I'm not really into 00:24:51.280 --> 00:24:58.960 eating insects. So is this like puffed cricket or is it puffed rice with crickets? Yes. Okay. 00:25:00.000 --> 00:25:03.600 Eight grams of protein. This is the bar of the future. I'm telling you that's how you know that's 00:25:03.600 --> 00:25:08.160 how they keep us all sustained is they just give us cricket flour like the train show or movie. 00:25:08.160 --> 00:25:15.840 45% macadamias. I love macadamias. Vegan keto paleo. Protein three grams. Okay. So less than 00:25:15.840 --> 00:25:22.160 the crickets. Yeah. It smells like dark chocolate. Now the more I chew it, the more I don't like it. 00:25:22.720 --> 00:25:29.120 No. Yeah, I'll get like a duck. I can give it like a four. I think five and a half. 00:25:31.520 --> 00:25:37.600 Worse. More. I love Rice Krispies. They're like a big childhood treat for me. I've 00:25:37.600 --> 00:25:44.880 read the Susnax like a seven or an eight. What? He didn't like them? Yeah, I think four is about 00:25:44.880 --> 00:25:51.280 correct. Man, I have such a sweet tooth. No blood sugar spike. Healthiest fat profile. Yeah, 00:25:51.360 --> 00:25:55.840 macadamias are super fatty. Is there a second mug? You've used it for them. 00:25:57.440 --> 00:26:00.960 Well, we need to swap this over. Yeah, just put it in there. That smells good. Yeah. 00:26:08.320 --> 00:26:10.960 You know, caffeine absorbs through your tongue and like your mouth quite a bit. 00:26:12.800 --> 00:26:18.160 That's fine. I'll just whiten them. It's okay. Yeah, that's pretty good coffee. Yeah, 00:26:18.160 --> 00:26:22.640 it's not too bitter. I mean, to be honest though, I'm attributing a lot of that to brewing it in 00:26:22.640 --> 00:26:27.760 here than anything else. You can make bad coffee taste pretty good by brewing it like this. It's 00:26:27.760 --> 00:26:33.520 very unaffensive. I feel like that I put a lot of grounds in there and I feel like I could have 00:26:33.520 --> 00:26:38.240 put in even more. Yeah, it's not like crazy strong. I was worried. Honestly, I was worried to come out 00:26:38.240 --> 00:26:42.240 like really bitter and stuff when you put that much in, but no, it's fine. I'd give it like a six 00:26:42.240 --> 00:26:46.400 and a half. Yeah, six and a half sounds about correct. Yeah. I think if we got the light roast 00:26:46.400 --> 00:26:50.320 and we're able to grind it ourselves, this could actually be like a really good cup of coffee. 00:26:50.320 --> 00:26:57.840 Yeah. That's a Hank though. Put the roast date on it. Sweet mac and mellow. What is this animal? 00:26:57.840 --> 00:27:04.080 A mishmash of creatures? What's that rabbit thing? Jackalope? Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. It's got wings though 00:27:04.080 --> 00:27:10.400 or a singular wing. Oh yeah. I'm guessing this is from Good Mythical Morning aka Red and Link. 00:27:10.400 --> 00:27:16.960 The marshmallow tastes like a regular marshmallow. It tastes like, yeah, really. No, it's stale bad 00:27:16.960 --> 00:27:23.520 flavorless Cap'n Crunch. Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of what it is though. Cap'n Crunch has like, 00:27:23.520 --> 00:27:28.480 it has for one that crunch, but it also has like that bit of sweetness. Yeah. I can crush a bowl 00:27:28.480 --> 00:27:32.560 of Cap'n Crunch. I don't care how bad my roof, the roof of my mouth is going to get destroyed. 00:27:32.560 --> 00:27:37.200 That being said, I'm also weird and I like to let my cereal sit and get mushy sometimes. I know it 00:27:37.920 --> 00:27:42.960 is. I'm well aware. I'm well aware. One problem I'm noticing is that there's a really large size 00:27:42.960 --> 00:27:50.240 disparity between the mac and the mellows. So we're, we have almost no mellows until the bottom. 00:27:50.800 --> 00:27:55.120 So you're going to have a really different experience at the start versus the end of the bag. 00:27:55.120 --> 00:27:59.200 If we get the mellows, we get the mellows. We got some mellows. That's a lot of cereal. 00:28:00.240 --> 00:28:04.080 He's a hungry boy. Alex, have you seen Alex? He's a growing man. 00:28:04.800 --> 00:28:08.160 Wow. Like I'm gaining some weight, but you don't have to throw it in. 00:28:09.040 --> 00:28:13.360 No, I haven't looked at cereal prices in a long time. What the f***? What? Oh, it's frozen. 00:28:13.360 --> 00:28:19.680 Oh, nice. Nice. Oh, sorry. I froze it. I would freeze the almond milk. Well, I didn't want to give 00:28:19.680 --> 00:28:27.840 you guys cold milk. What's your favorite cereal, Alex? I don't know. I do really like a good apple 00:28:27.840 --> 00:28:33.680 jack. Oh, that's a good answer. Yeah. You don't like apple jacks? It's like Cheerios, but tasty. 00:28:33.680 --> 00:28:43.840 Yeah. They're way better than Cheerios. Yeah. I like golden grams myself. Kind of weird. They're 00:28:43.840 --> 00:28:47.840 little squares, but they're good. I only got one spoon. David, can you get down there? No. 00:28:49.120 --> 00:28:54.720 It's actually pretty good. I like the macaroni shape. It is a lot better with milk. Yeah. 00:28:55.280 --> 00:29:02.160 Most cereal is. And like the way that the marshmallows and the stuff, yeah, when it goes 00:29:02.160 --> 00:29:07.600 together, you get that sweetness that I was missing before. I would still take bad for you cereal over 00:29:07.600 --> 00:29:12.400 this any day. This is so bad for you, isn't it? Is it? There's no way that it's not. Then it's even 00:29:12.400 --> 00:29:22.240 worse than I expected. It tastes like corn. It can't be healthy. All right. Since when did the cereal aisle get so serious? Nine grams. Yeah, that's quite a bit of sugar. For one cup? Holy s***. 00:29:22.240 --> 00:29:25.920 I don't hate it. I don't know if I'd buy it, depending on the price. It's probably 10 bucks, 00:29:25.920 --> 00:29:32.640 US. You guys are trying. I like the orange color that is very much orange here and not quite nearly 00:29:32.640 --> 00:29:36.000 as orange here. Yeah, no. I don't think I'd want it to be quite that orange. No, you don't want to 00:29:36.000 --> 00:29:42.640 eat Cheetos for breakfast. I gotta eat a second bite. It's okay. Yeah. I would like finish the 00:29:42.640 --> 00:29:46.400 bowl. Like for full clarity, if someone handed me a bowl of this, I would eat it for breakfast, 00:29:46.400 --> 00:29:50.800 no problem. I wouldn't make complaints. Yeah. I'm going up to a seven. Really? Yeah. Look at that 00:29:50.800 --> 00:29:56.320 much. Well, I guess that's not including price. Also, I think that camera just cut. It tastes 00:29:57.360 --> 00:30:02.480 I give the cereal like a four to be on. Four. I think I'm going to go with a six. 00:30:03.200 --> 00:30:07.680 I was thinking seven before, but I'm going with six. I think I'm going to land on a 5.5. Yeah. 00:30:07.680 --> 00:30:14.880 Yeah. It's above eatable or above enjoyable, but not much. We're going to be touching knee hair. 00:30:14.960 --> 00:30:20.880 We got the cross, I think. Welcome to the show. I'm James. Oh, I'm David. Oh, I'm Riley. And today, 00:30:20.880 --> 00:30:27.120 we are testing out this one up candy. It's sour. But you know about this? No, I don't. This is 00:30:27.120 --> 00:30:32.560 supposed to be so crazy sour that it comes with a little neutralizing agent to help you not taste 00:30:32.560 --> 00:30:36.400 the sourness after. So you can get it rid of your mouth and go back to normal human existence. But 00:30:36.400 --> 00:30:41.200 well, then what's the point? Linus tasted it and was like, this isn't even sour you guys and didn't 00:30:41.200 --> 00:30:45.600 even bother with the neutralizing agent. So I think that we should not either regardless of how 00:30:45.600 --> 00:30:50.480 it affects us. Yeah, but Linus doesn't see ads online. So you can't really can't see ads can't 00:30:50.480 --> 00:30:55.120 taste sour. Yeah, that's I thought those were connected. I am pretty weak to sour things. Well, 00:30:55.120 --> 00:31:04.080 I think that is going to be fun for everyone but you. Dink it and cheers. No face, no chase, you 00:31:04.080 --> 00:31:08.320 guys. Okay, but I want to be honest about what I'm feeling right now. And it's pretty sour. 00:31:08.960 --> 00:31:13.840 Is it? I'm in the sour. Mine isn't even a sour. It's a sour key. 00:31:15.040 --> 00:31:21.520 Like it's nothing. Oh, I feel like it's above sour key below warhead. You gotta suck on it. 00:31:21.520 --> 00:31:25.920 Maybe the chewing was a mistake. I feel Oh, yeah, don't chew it. Oh, okay. I'll do this again. 00:31:26.640 --> 00:31:29.680 Now you take mine. You got to leave it in your mouth. You hear that sound when they 00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:33.680 separated. It's disgusting. Now it's getting less sour. I'm going to get to the gummy. 00:31:34.240 --> 00:31:38.640 No change for me. It's a problem with sour things that it's always just a coating that 00:31:38.640 --> 00:31:44.880 disappears almost instantly. It's still pretty. There's nothing in there. Oh, I don't want to 00:31:44.880 --> 00:31:51.680 say it's the sourest thing I've ever put in my mouth. It's I left that open for interpretation. 00:31:51.680 --> 00:31:58.480 I have had lemon spritz solids that are sour. Really? This is like broken. Like I'd be like, 00:31:58.480 --> 00:32:04.640 oh, I think I got a bad one. Like it's false advertising. It's definitely not worth the warnings. 00:32:04.640 --> 00:32:11.680 Sour experience is like a four to 10 flavor, like a five. It's fine. It's not offensive. 00:32:11.680 --> 00:32:16.320 If we're going with what they're trying to sell here, I'm giving it like a one or a zero. Like 00:32:16.320 --> 00:32:23.440 it's more sour than a banana, but it's not. It's not like even a warhead. Dune two is better. 00:32:24.400 --> 00:32:27.840 Well, should we put the neutralizer in our mouth though? That could be sour. 00:32:28.560 --> 00:32:32.640 That would be so funny. That could be anti-sour. Let's see. What is that? There's like a chemical 00:32:32.640 --> 00:32:41.040 that changes the property. Oh, it's sweet. Yeah, like, what is that? That's like a very specific 00:32:41.040 --> 00:32:46.320 kind of cotton candy like, but not like a marshmallow, like colored marshmallows, like pink and blue ones. 00:32:47.600 --> 00:32:51.840 Lucky charms, like if you ate a lucky charm marshmallow. Well, Linus rated it as one. 00:32:52.080 --> 00:32:57.440 So the neutralizer or the whole whole experience. This is my neutralizer. These things rule. 00:32:57.440 --> 00:33:02.960 Okay. I just want to like, from what I'm hearing, I don't know if you guys have your tongues like 00:33:02.960 --> 00:33:07.920 blasted to insensitivity or something, but like that was really sour to me. Okay. It was really sour. 00:33:07.920 --> 00:33:12.560 You always call me an edgelord, but I want to state for the record, I'm not a hot sauce person. 00:33:12.560 --> 00:33:17.520 I'm not, I don't even like candy, let alone sour candy. Like I don't want sour keys. That 00:33:17.600 --> 00:33:21.760 literally was just so milk toast. Well, David, let's kind of start the next challenge, 00:33:21.760 --> 00:33:27.200 trying Keith's hot sauce. He's already going. How did you do it? Did you do it on that chip? 00:33:27.200 --> 00:33:33.600 I feel like the neutralizer makes it more spicy because I've had the other ones. It's not particularly 00:33:33.600 --> 00:33:38.080 spicy, even with the neutralizer. I don't know what to give you. I mean, it's like a two to ten spicy. 00:33:42.080 --> 00:33:45.760 But I feel like whatever neutralizes sourness probably enhances. You need more than this? 00:33:45.760 --> 00:33:51.280 I'm going to flip it so it's on the tongue, right? Yeah. Here, let's do this. Eye contact. 00:33:53.840 --> 00:33:55.280 This is like the... Hold on. 00:34:00.240 --> 00:34:04.240 It's tasty though. This is the sauce that is bad default on the table at a Mexican restaurant. 00:34:05.040 --> 00:34:07.760 Yeah, which is great. I would way rather have better flavor than spicy. 00:34:08.320 --> 00:34:13.760 Yeah, I'm just saying that's the level. It's like... How hot is this supposed to be? Because that's... It's not supposed to be hot. It's definitely hot. It's just like a green sauce. 00:34:14.320 --> 00:34:19.360 I saw it back then. It's not the hottest sauce I've ever had. 00:34:19.360 --> 00:34:25.280 It's quite tasty though. I would definitely put that on food. Can I have one more? This is good. I did get a bunch of hot sauces for... 00:34:25.280 --> 00:34:32.720 Let me serve you. Oh god. For the stream where we sold the PC for two dollars and so I was trying to find spicy, 00:34:32.720 --> 00:34:37.360 spicy hot sauces and I got a bunch of hot sauces that I would never, ever want in my fridge. 00:34:37.360 --> 00:34:40.160 This I would actually want in my house so I could put it on like eggs or something. 00:34:40.720 --> 00:34:43.200 Flavor? Eight out of ten? I'm giving it a seven. 00:34:43.760 --> 00:34:49.200 Biable. With a lot on a chip, it's effective. 00:34:49.840 --> 00:34:53.280 About as good as Dune 2. Which is... 00:34:53.280 --> 00:34:58.400 High praise. I mean, I gave it nine out of ten but now I don't even know. Well, Lime waited also a nine out of ten. 00:34:58.400 --> 00:35:01.920 Dune? I really like it. 00:35:01.920 --> 00:35:07.840 He did the burger hot sauce though, so... The burger is less hot. I am sweaty and with my eyes here. 00:35:08.800 --> 00:35:11.360 I'm a little dewy here. I took a big dollop. 00:35:12.640 --> 00:35:18.560 That was bigger than what you gave me? I don't know. My tongue is... it's feeling, it's feeling spiky. 00:35:19.840 --> 00:35:23.200 The roller coaster promotions. That's what spiky does. It's a blue shell. 00:35:23.200 --> 00:35:30.800 Hey, bye. See you in three years.