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What's up, guys? It's Jake Bell here, the producer for ShortCircuit.

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We have a lot of food left over from the Influencer Foods video with Linus,

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and we should get the rest of the team to try it out and share their thoughts as well.

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There's some good stuff here, but remember, this is not ShortCircuit.

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So, you are tasting the Beastable Bars that didn't have a flavor that was previous or new.

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What do we got here? First one is Chocolate Sea Salt. I can read. That sounds very good to me.

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Almond. Also good. Original. I guess I'll start with that.

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So, my ranking system is going to be five is not enjoyable.

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Anything greater than five is going to be an enjoyable experience. Ten is going to be like, holy cow, I'm quitting my job and being a full-time chocolate eater.

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It smells like it's a slightly dark chocolate. Like, what percent cocoa is this?

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So, the original, I would say, is pretty mid. It has that kind of like inexpensive

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children's Easter candy kind of flavor and texture. I'm a chunky kind of guy, so

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let's see. Let's see what's going on. I think I'm going to upgrade to sea salt because then I'm

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like staying on same texture but new taste. It smells like the sea.

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There are some little salt chunks in here. This is better. Better than that one?

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Yeah, definitely. I'm like, come on, salted. Hell yeah.

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So, these ones had more cocoa and then he, because I watched the other video, Linus,

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was saying he moved it to being more like normal American white chocolate or milk chocolate.

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So, these were the good ones before, hey? Oh yeah, I can just see. Look at the back of that.

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Remember that crunch bar? It's like a blue wrapper and big red text, a crunch, or is it crunchy?

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If this was salted, it'd be dope. But yeah, there's like little shards of...

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shards. Little shards of almond in here are nice. Definitely my favorite one.

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Which one's the worst one though, the three? Original. Original's the five.

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Sea salt's the six. And this is like, actually buy it with your own money.

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Seven. Seven sellers. I still don't think I'd be like, that's my brand. Get out of the way, other

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chocolates. Every time my four-year-old sees a QR code, she goes, oh, it has internet.

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Hello, my name is Hatina. If you haven't seen me before, I'm the raw material

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product developer here at Creator Warehouse, or some people like to just call me the material girl,

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so. I'm Sarah, I'm a graphic designer over at Creator Warehouse, and occasional host.

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Today we're trying gamer sups. Guacamole gamer fart. It has a dinosaur on it, though.

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We have to do this so good. We got some wafts. It smells good.

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No. No. No, definitely not. It kind of smells like those, like, five-cent candies a little bit.

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Yeah. A little watermelon-like. Yeah. Yeah, it's more like sugary.

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This is my breakfast, by the way. Yeah, I'm usually like a espresso in the morning,

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and then two or three cups of coffee a day. Sometimes I'll throw it in with a Red Bull.

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Yeah, at Creator Warehouse, where energy drink fiends. Let's, uh, cheers.

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It really is. Mm, that's not bad. I would drink this. There's no guacamole.

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No guacamole. And no farts. No farts. Not like I would know what farts.

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I would give it, like, a seven or an eight? 7.5? Oh, really? I would give it a five.

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Really? Yeah. I don't know. It just kind of, there wasn't a lot of, like, taste to it.

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Okay, what's next? Ooh. Blueberry. Well, it's just blue, actually.

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Smells like blue. It definitely smells like blue. Yeah. But, like, not blueberry. It just,

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it really does just smell like blue. Yeah, it smells like blue.

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It's a little plasticky. It's very synthetic. It's very synthetic tasting.

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She knows some of that. Lemonade. Okay. I feel like it's hard to mess up a lemonade flavor.

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Okay, you can definitely smell the lemon. Smells like lemonade.

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Tastes like, uh, watered-down lemonade? Yeah. Which isn't a bad thing. No.

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If you need your caffeine in the morning, or in the afternoon, or in the evening. I

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feel like with ice, it would be not have bad. Good little summer drink? Yeah, it'd be like,

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you know, just mellow. Yeah. Is it better than this one? I kind of like this one a little bit more.

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Right. It deserves the 7.5 in comparison to these. Yeah. Yeah. I would say when comparing it,

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I would say that this one is probably in the middle. It's definitely better than the blue.

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Yeah. But I think that the Russian gamers, it's really the name, or the Russian Badger. Oh, now we

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get anime girl thigh. You gotta have the thigh high socks. I mean, is it really an anime girl

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thigh without the thigh high socks? True. Very true. How are we going to take a shot out of this?

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This smells like like orange green circle. Oh my gosh. It smells good. I love anime girl thighs.

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Okay. Fine. Don't rush us. Yeah.

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Oh, the pinkies out. The pinkies out. Both pinkies. I really like that one. That one's good.

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It is good. There's like a slight aftertaste. The vanilla. I think it's the vanilla, because the

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vanilla has that like chemically, like, synthetic kind of taste with the orange. Yeah. It's not too

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tart, but it's that vanilla. Yeah. It's very much like, not bad. Who would have thought anime girl

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thigh would reign supreme? Yeah. I'd give it, I would give it like a, also a 7.5 maybe, but just

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like a little bit better. 7.75. I like that. I tend to like the fruit ones a little bit more,

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because I find that you can't really, like, I mean the citric acid in there and everything

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like that is very like standard. You can't really do better or worse. Whereas I think with a lot of

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other ones, once you experiment a little bit more, it can get a little bit like dodgy. Yeah. So I think

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that that's why I probably, they pretty much got it. Yeah. Well, Lies actually rate the anime thigh

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the 6. Really? Really? Yeah. Huh. Hi, I'm Arianna. I'm the talent and culture supervisor here at

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Linus Media Group, and we're going to be trying some feastables. These are the ones where he's had

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his first version of chocolate bars. These ones? Yes. And then he's upgraded them. The same flavors,

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but different. The pure blue bars aren't it? This is milk crunch. Yes. So that'll be the red one.

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This one, right? Yeah. So maybe we'll go with this first. Do you guys like chocolate? I love

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chocolate. I like chocolate too, but I would say I much prefer like European chocolate. I don't know,

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maybe that's a bad thing to say, but like some American chocolates, I'm probably gonna get like,

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get flack in the comments for this. This smell, they definitely are. Yeah. Very much of a

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cacao chocolate kind of smell. Wow, you're quite the chocolate kind of smell. No, I'm not. Cheers. Cheers.

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Tastes very much like a crunch bar to me. Don't really like it. I think because it tastes like

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dark chocolate, I'm not a fan of dark chocolate. And then I think the crunch is like quinoa, right?

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Puffed rice. Puffed rice. I don't mind. I'm gonna try this one.

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Oh, this is a very different taste to it. This is actually milk chocolate. This is dark chocolate.

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They're lying. Hey, this one has a very much like a, I don't want to say like a cheap like

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candy dark like chocolate taste, where this is a little bit warm. This is way more rich. This

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definitely outperforms the old version. I'm like half chewing. No, it's good. I think maybe I'll

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give it a seven. Yeah, I would say definitely like a seven and then maybe a five for this,

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for the old version. I would give that a three. The next one is called D's nuts. They got sued,

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so they had to change their naming. For what? A by company named D's. This has definitely seen

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better days. Also, I don't know why they kind of taste bitter. Regular cane sugar,

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organic cocoa butter, organic milk, vanilla powder. There's definitely an aftertaste to it.

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It's not like, yeah, with a nice like melty chocolate. It's usually just like, oh, this is

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great. It's just kind of like, you have one piece and you're like, yeah, I'm good. Yeah, this one,

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I'm surprised it doesn't, it doesn't really have a peanut butter kind of taste. I adore Reese's

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peanut butter cup. Yeah, me too. So I was surprised that it didn't have that much peanut butter.

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Yeah, this is a much better, yeah. The new one is probably a seven. The old one I give up.

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Three. I was going to go with an eight just because I like peanut butter stuff.

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But I almost think this is worse than this one. So this is going to be a two and a half for me.

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Yeah. All right. Yeah, no, I really like the fact that they kind of like compartmentalized it in a

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way that you can break it and share it versus the old one. It's like, what am I supposed to do?

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Eat the whole bar? Yeah, I think so. Okay.

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I like this, but only because I actually do like dark chocolate. I was going to say I don't like

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this because it's very much like dark chocolate. Definitely tastes healthier. But then they say

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it's milk chocolate. So I'm just like, I don't know. It really, that one definitely has a dark

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chocolate taste to it. Like it tastes like 70% cacao. I'd say this is false advertising.

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Oh yeah, between these. So I think it's night and day.

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Let's see. They knew this is not milk chocolate. That's why these ones taste so much more different.

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For milk chocolate, I've had better. So I'll go with like a six. I wouldn't pick it over other

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chocolates. Yeah, I would say six, six and a half. Like I feel like it'd be great for s'mores.

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Yeah, it'd be a great like campfire s'mores chocolate because it kind of reminds me of

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Hershey's. It kind of reminds me of like a kinder photo too. Oh, yes. You remember the show? Yes,

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yes, yes. It kind of reminds me of that too. Like Easter chocolate. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good way to

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describe it. Easter chocolate. I give it a five, but only because I like dark chocolate. And I'm

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basing it on saying that it's very similar to dark chocolate and not like milk chocolate.

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So I know that you're probably going to rate it to like a two or something. I'll give it a three

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because I don't think it's as bad as the previous one. Yeah, like the D's nuts of the last one,

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like that had no peanut butter. That was like such a weird flavor. Hello, I'm Jamie. I work in the

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warehouse at Linus Media Group. Hi, Jamie. Hi. So you got here Joy Wrights from, I don't

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know, I don't know. This isn't his company. Somebody else started it, and then his name is just

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on the packaging. Oh, I think Elon Musk and Mary. Exactly. Let's choose the Straubelberry.

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My favorite flavor, Straubelberry. Oh, this thing didn't tear very good. This is already

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not going well. Take a point off. Yeah, it's so dirty. The presentation is a two out of 10. Oh,

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we have different ideas of what a good presentation is. Oh, god, it's like a fruit by the foot. Oh,

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boy. It's like those bubblegums that come in that roll. They should sell it like that.

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Do I still make those? Who knows? Here.

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It tastes awful. Damn, he's eating it first. You don't have to wait. Yeah, you have to wait.

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Mazel tov.

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Chewy. Jamie, Jamie doesn't like it. You know, when you open a jar of jam,

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and then some of it dries out around the rim? Yeah. It tastes like the rim jam. The rim jam.

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The citric acid really hits in the back of my throat. It's like a three and a half. It's kind of

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a 12 out of 13, is what you said? Three and a half. Oh, I was very high. Yeah, I give it a four out of

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10, I think, or zero sour strip clumps out of one. Yeah. They can't really imitate like sour

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blue raspberry dried jam. So I'm interested to see what's going to happen here. It's less clumped

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together. That's good. I really want to take a bite out of it. Look at the packaging. That's so

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it's a completely different color. All right. Cheers. Oh, you're already taking a bite.

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It tastes the same. Yeah. Yeah. This doesn't actually have strawberry in it.

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It's black currant. Black currant is like the flavor. And then with this one, blueberry is the

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flavor. So this doesn't have strawberry in it. And this doesn't have blue raspberries in it. So

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it doesn't quite taste like as much like rim jam as it is. It's a slight difference, but

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nothing to like make it seem like they're actually flavors. Okay, it's not sour enough.

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No, it's not raspberry enough. It's worse, honestly. Yeah, between the two, I think it is worse.

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It tastes like dried out licorice. Minus one strip clump out of one strip clump. This is

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worse. This is like a two. The aftertaste just keeps getting worse too. Can you tell? I actually

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like this one slightly better than that one. Really? Yeah. You prefer the blueberry flavor

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over the black currant flavor. Yeah. What did I rate the last one? I can't remember. Do one

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point higher than the last one. Editor. Hey, I'm Nolan. I'm Nolan. I'm a product coordinator

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in the procurement team. And these are Pokeymane's cookies. These are actually all the same? Yeah,

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all the same. Why are they different colors? That's what I said. Do you know age about Pokeymane?

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She's a Twitch streamer, is she not? Yeah, these are controversial cookies. She's the one that

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called the guy broke. Yeah, that's right. They're really expensive. Four bags. That's seven. Seven

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dollars a bag. I know. I know math is hard. Look, if you're a broke boy, just say so.

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That's a cookie. Tastes like a crushed up Oreo. They're a little sandy. The second one I ate

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has like a distinct oil flavor to it. It's like your mom made Oreos for your new friends.

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We have Oreos at home. Do you remember when McDonald's used to sell cookies? Like those

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little ones that were shaped like grimaces and all that? What? No, you're old. Six or seven.

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Damn, six or seven. Yeah, because I would just rather have Oreos and Oreos are cheaper anyways.

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It's like a six, but on a 13 scale, so it's a fail. Alliance, we did a five at them. Yeah,

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that's about right. They're like a passing grade, but not a good grade. Hey, it's me, Belle again.

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Not from the intro, but in the video. They said it was impossible.

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We got gamer drinks, aka Kim made and Red Bull. I don't think either of these are

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Kim K is a gamer. One of the most popular mobile games of all time is Kim Kardashian's like

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fashion. Wait, really? Yeah, it's crazy. I didn't know that. I actually unironically

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like these. I already know. I didn't know this was a product at all. So this is my first time

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hearing about it or trying it. It's like a white claw without the alcohol. It actually is. And I

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love white claw because I'm very much like that. It's sweeter. It's sweeter than a white claw.

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A little bit. What flavor is this? Kim. Yeah, I know. I don't know what Kim tastes like. It

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tastes like Kim made. Would you rate it at one time? Give me it. Give me it. You both rate

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at the same time. No liner in sync. We have close nicknames for each other. He's got 200

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milligrams of caffeine, so I can't drink anymore because I've already had a can, but this is

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very, very good. I would give this like a eight and a half. I think I'm right there with you. I

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think I would give this an eight. Yeah, this is pretty good. It's pretty good. Lion's actually rated it a little different. Rate it at seven until the sucrose, which I don't

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know what that meant. It literally doesn't say a flavor on here. I don't know. Well, it does. Kim

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made. Kim made is not a flavor. Damn, this is good for you. 110% of all the vitamins. All right,

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we got David now. David's watching, trying to drink it. Someone who drinks a lot of artificial

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drinks. It is fine. Oh, just fine. What would you rate it? Seven. Okay, you're kind of near us. We

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give it eight. Yeah, it's good. You're the same as Linus. Caruba elderflower red bull. What is

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Caruba? It's banana passion fruit. Not banana and passion fruit. Are you sponsored by red bull?

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Not banana and passion fruit. It's a different thing called the banana passion fruit. All right,

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David's the first. Oh, it's foaming. It's steaming. Yeah, it's a waft. Is this one sugar-free?

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No. No, sugar-full, actually. Extra sugar. It doesn't taste like there's sugar in it.

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It tastes like a dried drink. Hey, I haven't had that before. It's a little like

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apple-y, almost. Yeah, it doesn't. I would never describe it as banana-y.

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stock that is like a bunch of flavors. This would not be the one I would ever reach to. All right,

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so that I would give like a four. Oh, yeah, right? I'm not a big fan. Oh, wow, you're really?

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Yeah, I like red bull a lot. I'm not eating that quite that much. Have you seen my amp-de-upgrade? My fridge is still full of red bulls. Well, that means you can't love it that much. You haven't

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been drinking it. Oh! That should be an empty fridge. I'd give it a 5.5. Damn, you guys are

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I'm thinking like six and a half. Like, it's passing. I don't like that one. Go ahead.

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Don't like that one. It tastes like those little, like a Mike and Ike almost,

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like a licorice and Mike and Ike. Oh, wow. I could see someone loving this. It is not I.

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I was going to say, it might be the consensus here. I'd give it like a four. I do. I don't like,

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I would not drink that again. No, I'd give that like a three. I give it a six. I like it better than

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the banana. The key made is by far my favorite. And it's the least amount of calories. Also,

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you guys look holy. Oh yeah, it looks just like a foot taller than me. Hello, Flow Plain. My name

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is Alexander Clark. I was told to introduce myself here. So I did. Yeah, my name's Ploof. I was told

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the same thing. Hello. What are you drinking? Nothing yet. Well, you guys are drinking some coffee

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and some tea and this one segment title is called coffee or tea. First, right off the bat, I see

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three really big problems with this coffee. For one, it's decaf. Oh, yeah.

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He ruined it for everyone. There can be good decaf coffees though, which is not why I'm concerned.

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Also, it is ground, never buy ground coffee. This right here does seem like it's vacuum sealed.

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So it might be good for like a day. It's going to oxidize in three or four days. It's going to

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taste like crap. Never buy yourself ground coffee. Third problem, I don't see any roast date. This

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stuff we got from the internet, we don't know when it was roasted and coffee kind of goes bad after

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like a month. I buy all of my coffee local. I make sure that it's been roasted within the last couple

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of weeks and that's how you can know that you have really good cups of coffee. So I expect this to be

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mid at best. Actually, fourth problem, it says it's a medium dark blend. You get less caffeine

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and it just tastes like dirt. Do you like dark roast? Nah, I like a good dark roast. Light roast is

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definitely better. The awesome coffee club does have a light roast, so props there guys. This might

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be a much better experience if we had coffee that was not decaf, not ground and the roast that I like.

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But we're going to make some coffee anyway. While I do enjoy a really nice cup of coffee,

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I spend a lot of time, you know, trying to get my French press just perfect. I'll go to

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whatever and drink it and it's fine. I'll drink diner coffee and be like, yeah, this is good enough.

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The first thing we need to do is get the papery taste out of the paper. I just want to say this is

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also Alex's own personal coffee set. Yeah, I brought this today. How does that look? I mean,

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that's a lot of coffee. Yeah, that's probably about where we want. I look a heavy load.

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The first thing you want to do is bloom your coffee. Oh, yeah. Basically, what we're doing is the

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coffee grounds, once they absorb a little bit of water, they become much more able to, you know,

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get the rest of their stuff out. This is not blooming very well, which means it's probably

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not particularly fresh. Yeah, you usually see like a lighter color come to the top, right? Like a

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foam? Yeah, kind of like this. Yeah, there's a bit of foamy foam there, but not a lot of foam. This

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is also a slightly too fine of a grind for a pour over, which is why you should never buy ground

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coffee. Reason, I don't know. This right here would be perfectly good coffee for weekdays.

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This I would not consider a weekend coffee. That's a good way to put it. That's a really good way

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to put it. I'm not the biggest tea guy. I do like a good green tea. I don't know. Oh, this is black

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tea. Well, black tea is okay, too. And a good chai. But chai just means tea. You know, it looks

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like chai, like, it looks like wisdoms. Yeah, it totally does. Yeah, gamer tea. That's how, you

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know, they're enticing the gamers. Is this from that gamer subs company? Yeah. Oh my god, I look

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at their website and I think that I lost like four or five IQ points. Also, first thing that is just

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a clear red flag is that it says dietary supplement. Also says on the side that it

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was not tested by the FDA. So dietary supplements versus actual food have completely different

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testing. And so this right here can have basically whatever in it. I bet if we run this through

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California, it would have like a ton of warning labels all over it, like not available in California.

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I also love how there's a big anime girl on the back. Drinking her sweet, sweet gamer tea.

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It's not a very big bag. You can contain energy in a small packet. A pro tip, if you come in here

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and you flip her around like that, your tea bag doesn't get lost. That's actually really,

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I can't believe I've never thought of that once in my life. Pour me up. No, I'll use this little one.

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What a great shot. I like it strong. The coffee cup is covering it.

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How long is this supposed to steep for? Like a minute? Three to five minutes, 200 degrees Fahrenheit

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or 93 C. Yeah, that's a funny thing. A lot of people boil their water and then immediately put

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it in. When you boil your water for coffee or for tea, you should always let it cool down a few

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degrees first because you don't want to scald anything. It tastes okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's not

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particularly like stand out in any way. Yeah, this is the most tea tasting tea I've had in a

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real long time. Right. Isn't that a good thing? No, because I want it to actually taste like a

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type of tea. Like this, honestly, maybe it just hasn't steeped long enough, but I wouldn't have

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even told you if it was green tea or black tea or not. This really tastes like, you know the

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bag of like old black tea that your nans had in their house for like five years? It really kind

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of tastes like that. Like it's not like a fresh black tea. It's just like there's no floral-ness.

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I was thinking hotel tea. Yeah, hotel tea. Yeah. If this right here is more than like

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three dollars for like a hundred bags, you're getting ripped off.

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Well, lion actually ate at six. Six? I give this like a five tops. Yeah, maybe like a three or a two.

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He gave all that like coffee to tea at the same rate. I think he did say this one was blind.

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Yeah, it's just boring. What do Eric Clapton and coffee have in common? They're both better with cream.

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That's okay. I don't expect you. I don't expect you.

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Jamie was on earlier. It's like you guys were with McDonald's at the Grimace Cookies and like

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you're so old. This is the same thing. Yo, I remember McDonald's served spaghetti and pizza.

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So we can get started on the breakfast stuff with you. Sure. Suss snacks. Why is it called Suss?

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That's like the worst name you could give something. Yeah. So eat this before you

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choose the Rice Krispies.

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It's very sweet. Yeah. That's all right. Tastes like a Rice Krispies. Yeah.

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What do you rate it? I don't know. Six or seven maybe. I don't like Rice Krispies. You know what?

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Like a two. You don't like Rice Krispies? No. It's too sweet or what? It's just sweet and

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there's not a lot going on. It's real one note. But what about Rice Krispies with like chocolate

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chips in it? That can be improved. It can be very good. Well, the secret ingredient to this one

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is crickets. That's fine. I don't really care but like for the most part, I'm not really into

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eating insects. So is this like puffed cricket or is it puffed rice with crickets? Yes. Okay.

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Eight grams of protein. This is the bar of the future. I'm telling you that's how you know that's

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how they keep us all sustained is they just give us cricket flour like the train show or movie.

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45% macadamias. I love macadamias. Vegan keto paleo. Protein three grams. Okay. So less than

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the crickets. Yeah. It smells like dark chocolate. Now the more I chew it, the more I don't like it.

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No. Yeah, I'll get like a duck. I can give it like a four. I think five and a half.

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Worse. More. I love Rice Krispies. They're like a big childhood treat for me. I've

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read the Susnax like a seven or an eight. What? He didn't like them? Yeah, I think four is about

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correct. Man, I have such a sweet tooth. No blood sugar spike. Healthiest fat profile. Yeah,

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macadamias are super fatty. Is there a second mug? You've used it for them.

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Well, we need to swap this over. Yeah, just put it in there. That smells good. Yeah.

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You know, caffeine absorbs through your tongue and like your mouth quite a bit.

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That's fine. I'll just whiten them. It's okay. Yeah, that's pretty good coffee. Yeah,

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it's not too bitter. I mean, to be honest though, I'm attributing a lot of that to brewing it in

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here than anything else. You can make bad coffee taste pretty good by brewing it like this. It's

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very unaffensive. I feel like that I put a lot of grounds in there and I feel like I could have

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put in even more. Yeah, it's not like crazy strong. I was worried. Honestly, I was worried to come out

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like really bitter and stuff when you put that much in, but no, it's fine. I'd give it like a six

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and a half. Yeah, six and a half sounds about correct. Yeah. I think if we got the light roast

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and we're able to grind it ourselves, this could actually be like a really good cup of coffee.

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Yeah. That's a Hank though. Put the roast date on it. Sweet mac and mellow. What is this animal?

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A mishmash of creatures? What's that rabbit thing? Jackalope? Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. It's got wings though

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or a singular wing. Oh yeah. I'm guessing this is from Good Mythical Morning aka Red and Link.

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The marshmallow tastes like a regular marshmallow. It tastes like, yeah, really. No, it's stale bad

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flavorless Cap'n Crunch. Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of what it is though. Cap'n Crunch has like,

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it has for one that crunch, but it also has like that bit of sweetness. Yeah. I can crush a bowl

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of Cap'n Crunch. I don't care how bad my roof, the roof of my mouth is going to get destroyed.

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That being said, I'm also weird and I like to let my cereal sit and get mushy sometimes. I know it

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is. I'm well aware. I'm well aware. One problem I'm noticing is that there's a really large size

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disparity between the mac and the mellows. So we're, we have almost no mellows until the bottom.

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So you're going to have a really different experience at the start versus the end of the bag.

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If we get the mellows, we get the mellows. We got some mellows. That's a lot of cereal.

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He's a hungry boy. Alex, have you seen Alex? He's a growing man.

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Wow. Like I'm gaining some weight, but you don't have to throw it in.

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No, I haven't looked at cereal prices in a long time. What the f***? What? Oh, it's frozen.

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Oh, nice. Nice. Oh, sorry. I froze it. I would freeze the almond milk. Well, I didn't want to give

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you guys cold milk. What's your favorite cereal, Alex? I don't know. I do really like a good apple

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jack. Oh, that's a good answer. Yeah. You don't like apple jacks? It's like Cheerios, but tasty.

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Yeah. They're way better than Cheerios. Yeah. I like golden grams myself. Kind of weird. They're

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little squares, but they're good. I only got one spoon. David, can you get down there? No.

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It's actually pretty good. I like the macaroni shape. It is a lot better with milk. Yeah.

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Most cereal is. And like the way that the marshmallows and the stuff, yeah, when it goes

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together, you get that sweetness that I was missing before. I would still take bad for you cereal over

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this any day. This is so bad for you, isn't it? Is it? There's no way that it's not. Then it's even

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worse than I expected. It tastes like corn. It can't be healthy. All right. Since when did the cereal aisle get so serious? Nine grams. Yeah, that's quite a bit of sugar. For one cup? Holy s***.

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I don't hate it. I don't know if I'd buy it, depending on the price. It's probably 10 bucks,

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US. You guys are trying. I like the orange color that is very much orange here and not quite nearly

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as orange here. Yeah, no. I don't think I'd want it to be quite that orange. No, you don't want to

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eat Cheetos for breakfast. I gotta eat a second bite. It's okay. Yeah. I would like finish the

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bowl. Like for full clarity, if someone handed me a bowl of this, I would eat it for breakfast,

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no problem. I wouldn't make complaints. Yeah. I'm going up to a seven. Really? Yeah. Look at that

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much. Well, I guess that's not including price. Also, I think that camera just cut. It tastes

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I give the cereal like a four to be on. Four. I think I'm going to go with a six.

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I was thinking seven before, but I'm going with six. I think I'm going to land on a 5.5. Yeah.

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Yeah. It's above eatable or above enjoyable, but not much. We're going to be touching knee hair.

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We got the cross, I think. Welcome to the show. I'm James. Oh, I'm David. Oh, I'm Riley. And today,

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we are testing out this one up candy. It's sour. But you know about this? No, I don't. This is

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supposed to be so crazy sour that it comes with a little neutralizing agent to help you not taste

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the sourness after. So you can get it rid of your mouth and go back to normal human existence. But

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well, then what's the point? Linus tasted it and was like, this isn't even sour you guys and didn't

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even bother with the neutralizing agent. So I think that we should not either regardless of how

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it affects us. Yeah, but Linus doesn't see ads online. So you can't really can't see ads can't

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taste sour. Yeah, that's I thought those were connected. I am pretty weak to sour things. Well,

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I think that is going to be fun for everyone but you. Dink it and cheers. No face, no chase, you

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guys. Okay, but I want to be honest about what I'm feeling right now. And it's pretty sour.

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Is it? I'm in the sour. Mine isn't even a sour. It's a sour key.

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Like it's nothing. Oh, I feel like it's above sour key below warhead. You gotta suck on it.

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Maybe the chewing was a mistake. I feel Oh, yeah, don't chew it. Oh, okay. I'll do this again.

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Now you take mine. You got to leave it in your mouth. You hear that sound when they

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separated. It's disgusting. Now it's getting less sour. I'm going to get to the gummy.

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No change for me. It's a problem with sour things that it's always just a coating that

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disappears almost instantly. It's still pretty. There's nothing in there. Oh, I don't want to

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say it's the sourest thing I've ever put in my mouth. It's I left that open for interpretation.

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I have had lemon spritz solids that are sour. Really? This is like broken. Like I'd be like,

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oh, I think I got a bad one. Like it's false advertising. It's definitely not worth the warnings.

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Sour experience is like a four to 10 flavor, like a five. It's fine. It's not offensive.

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If we're going with what they're trying to sell here, I'm giving it like a one or a zero. Like

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it's more sour than a banana, but it's not. It's not like even a warhead. Dune two is better.

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Well, should we put the neutralizer in our mouth though? That could be sour.

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That would be so funny. That could be anti-sour. Let's see. What is that? There's like a chemical

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that changes the property. Oh, it's sweet. Yeah, like, what is that? That's like a very specific

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kind of cotton candy like, but not like a marshmallow, like colored marshmallows, like pink and blue ones.

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Lucky charms, like if you ate a lucky charm marshmallow. Well, Linus rated it as one.

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So the neutralizer or the whole whole experience. This is my neutralizer. These things rule.

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Okay. I just want to like, from what I'm hearing, I don't know if you guys have your tongues like

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blasted to insensitivity or something, but like that was really sour to me. Okay. It was really sour.

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You always call me an edgelord, but I want to state for the record, I'm not a hot sauce person.

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I'm not, I don't even like candy, let alone sour candy. Like I don't want sour keys. That

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literally was just so milk toast. Well, David, let's kind of start the next challenge,

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trying Keith's hot sauce. He's already going. How did you do it? Did you do it on that chip?

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I feel like the neutralizer makes it more spicy because I've had the other ones. It's not particularly

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spicy, even with the neutralizer. I don't know what to give you. I mean, it's like a two to ten spicy.

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But I feel like whatever neutralizes sourness probably enhances. You need more than this?

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I'm going to flip it so it's on the tongue, right? Yeah. Here, let's do this. Eye contact.

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This is like the... Hold on.

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It's tasty though. This is the sauce that is bad default on the table at a Mexican restaurant.

358
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,760
Yeah, which is great. I would way rather have better flavor than spicy.

359
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:13,760
Yeah, I'm just saying that's the level. It's like... How hot is this supposed to be? Because that's... It's not supposed to be hot. It's definitely hot. It's just like a green sauce.

360
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:19,360
I saw it back then. It's not the hottest sauce I've ever had.

361
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:25,280
It's quite tasty though. I would definitely put that on food. Can I have one more? This is good. I did get a bunch of hot sauces for...

362
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:32,720
Let me serve you. Oh god. For the stream where we sold the PC for two dollars and so I was trying to find spicy,

363
00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:37,360
spicy hot sauces and I got a bunch of hot sauces that I would never, ever want in my fridge.

364
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,160
This I would actually want in my house so I could put it on like eggs or something.

365
00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:43,200
Flavor? Eight out of ten? I'm giving it a seven.

366
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:49,200
Biable. With a lot on a chip, it's effective.

367
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,280
About as good as Dune 2. Which is...

368
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:58,400
High praise. I mean, I gave it nine out of ten but now I don't even know. Well, Lime waited also a nine out of ten.

369
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,920
Dune? I really like it.

370
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:07,840
He did the burger hot sauce though, so... The burger is less hot. I am sweaty and with my eyes here.

371
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,360
I'm a little dewy here. I took a big dollop.

372
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:18,560
That was bigger than what you gave me? I don't know. My tongue is... it's feeling, it's feeling spiky.

373
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,200
The roller coaster promotions. That's what spiky does. It's a blue shell.

374
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:30,800
Hey, bye. See you in three years.