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Ah, that's good.

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CES is over. Thank God. And that Vegas strip smell is gone.

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I don't know how it gets up there. Even when we don't physically go, it's strong.

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I don't like it. That prodigious provider of Apple-related prophecies,

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Mark Gurman, has analyzed the usual animal entrails

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and published another set of predictions about what 2023 will look like.

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The Gurm Terms? The Gurm Terms says Apple's mixed reality headset

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will finally launch this year. But while fellow far-seeing oracle Ming-Chi Kuo

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said it'd be out by spring, we should actually expect an unveiling by WWDC in June

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with an actual launch in the fall, according to Gurmanopoulos.

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At which time, Apple devotees will finally be able to live

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in that brushed aluminum fantasy land they try to create in real life,

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where iPhones will always use lightning ports.

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It escaped to the I-verse. Part of the reason the headset has been delayed

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is its failure to perform well in drop tests. But Apple is so focused on refining the product

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that we'll see barely any other major product updates in 2023.

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A new Apple Silicon Mac Pro is slated to launch this year,

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but Gurman says it'll probably feature an M2 version

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of the M1 Ultra SOC found in last year's Mac Studio

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instead of like an M2 Extreme, which is even better than the M2 Ultra or M2 Macs

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or M2 Pro. Or an M3. Or an M2 anything else.

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But then maybe V and W would get upset. I'm hoping that's because even Apple was like,

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okay, these names are a little much. We should have stopped at Macs.

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I mean, that's the top, they could call it M2 a little much.

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The right to repair movement got a big win on Sunday when John Deere and the American Farm Bureau Federation

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signed an agreement that will allow the repair of John Deere tractors by independent third parties

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or farmers themselves, or anyone that owns a tractor.

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Or Nicholas Sparks, wait, no, that was Deere John. He has one for sure.

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That's different. Deere John Deere. Please let me repair my tractor.

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That's the whole book. I know you're warned, but please.

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The two parties signed a hilariously named Memorandum of Understanding,

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designed to make sure John understands how wrong it was

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to strip customers of the right to repair their own purchased products

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when it changed the license agreement in 2016. John, do you understand?

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Sign the paper. The agreement follows US President Biden's executive order

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last year telling John Deere and other companies to quit the malarkey and get their keysters in order

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with the, I mean, just stop with it. They wanna fix things.

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Did that make you think of Biden at all? Yes, all of it. Okay.

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And Seattle Public Schools has filed a lawsuit against basically every major social media platform

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for exploiting the neurophysiology of kids' brains,

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which they definitely do. But couldn't that also be said for like,

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I don't know, toys and candy? Like anything marketed towards anyone?

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Cocoa melon? Don't get me started on Cocoa Melon.

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The makers of YouTube, TikTok, Snip, Snip Chat.

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That's the other one. Snip Snap? We don't call it, talk about it.

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Instagram and Facebook, so that would be Google, ByteDance, Snap, Inc. and Meta,

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were named as defendants in the lawsuit, which seeks financial damages and other remedies,

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like presumably changing said platform so kids aren't hooked into feedback loops of excessive use

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where they're exposed to damaging trends like disordered eating, self-harm, and cyber bullying.

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It's simple. And though this is very much a think of the children thing,

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the lawsuit cites recent research linking teen use

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of social media to those trends. So it's a good thing Instagram

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is going to get rid of the shopping tab. That's step one.

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And Snap is getting rid of the Snap camera? Snap, getting rid of the Snap.

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For some people, QuickBits are the best part of the video, and I wish I could say vice versa,

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but the QuickBits aren't sentient yet. Thank God.

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Reviews of the non-X variants of AMD's Ryzen 7000

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desktop chips are up, and reception seems to be pretty positive,

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which you wouldn't expect due to these processors not having an X on the end of their name.

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Usually things are way worse when you take the X off. NCI, C.

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Rated? Not only are they cheap, the new chips are super power efficient

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and can be overclocked within a hair's breadth of their exified siblings.

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Plus, with a non-X chip, maybe you can avoid this bug that disabled cores

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on the 7600X. Full disclosure, that bug could very well still affect

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the 7600 non-X, this is not investment advice. In other AMD news,

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one thing that we glossed over last week was TeamBread's unveiling of the new

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Instinct MI300 data center processor.

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Because it's not just a processor, it's an APU.

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The first data center chip to combine a CPU, GPU and memory on a single package.

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It's like an Apple M1 or M2, but with 24 Zen 4 cores and 128 gigabytes of a HBM3 memory.

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I mean, good luck shoving this thing in a laptop, but if nothing else, it's an achievement in making computer hardware cuter.

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Just don't call it that to its face. You know, it's got all those cores that Barks has bite, so.

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NVIDIA is reportedly working on having AI optimize their graphics drivers

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instead of only humans, which could lead to anywhere from 10 to 30%

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more performance, more quicklier. If a tweet from Capframe X is anything to go by that is.

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I mean, human workers will probably still be required to make those optimizations work.

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So while I'm excited for faster optimizations, I'm also excited to see how the AI

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and human optimizers work together. Most of it will probably be fine,

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but there's always that one AI in the office. One's by the book and one's a wild card.

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Whoa, watch out for this AI. Human AI. These the AI you call when things get rough.

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The developer of MSI's popular afterburner overclocking utility has said that the project

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is semi-abandoned by the company who hasn't paid him for nearly a year.

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MSI says that's because the dev is Russian national

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Alexei Nikolaychuk, aka Unwinder,

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and paying him wasn't possible due to the situation in Ukraine,

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even though MSI hardware has continued being sold in Russia.

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MSI says the project isn't dead and they're figuring out how to solve the issue

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using some method other than the myriad legal ways

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that you can still use to pay people in Russia

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that you can find with a simple Google search. Bitcoin.

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That's one. MSI is all about innovation. They wanna come up with their own thing, you know?

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And get ready for chat GPT-powered stuff to show up in more than just Bing,

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customer service provider Ada has made a deal with OpenAI to roll out support chatbots

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using the company's large language model. Meanwhile, researchers at Checkpoint Security

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have reported chat GPT being used by cyber criminals

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with little or no coding experience to write functional malware and phishing material.

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What's next? Kids using it to generate new playground insults?

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You think TikTok slang is confusing now? Wait until every bully has a unique hurtful poem

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for each of his victims. That was a real Chumba thing to say, Riley.

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It's a hellscape. What is a Chumba? You wouldn't know you don't go on TikTok.

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And make sure you come back on Wednesday for more unique tech news, yes, still written by humans.

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We think. Honestly, some of these scripts make me question everything.
