WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:05.280 The Floatplane Exclusive has to get 3,000 likes and I'm gonna get an Eyebruslet after. 00:00:05.280 --> 00:00:12.880 I don't want to do this, you don't want to do this. If you want to do this, I'm down. I've never, I've never shaved a head, I'll do it. I don't mean I want someone else to do it. 00:00:15.920 --> 00:00:18.480 My goodness, that was not the point. You should probably be a world-two, Sammy. 00:00:19.680 --> 00:00:21.920 You want to do it? I trust you. 00:00:23.840 --> 00:00:27.840 I've never done this in my life. You trust me? You never worn a beard that long in your life. 00:00:27.920 --> 00:00:32.240 All right. Holy s**t, brother. What does star with the hairline mean? Start up here. 00:00:36.480 --> 00:00:40.320 Should we clear the way, other stuff? I'm fine if you try to actually style it, 00:00:40.320 --> 00:00:42.480 you don't have to go straight bald. Oh, that's not the anyway. 00:00:43.520 --> 00:00:46.640 If you want to go straight bald, we can. What does style it mean? I don't know. 00:00:47.200 --> 00:00:50.800 Do a lower taper fade. Straight bald is the only style we know. 00:00:52.880 --> 00:00:55.920 I was under the impression that you were going to go full bald. Maybe we should discuss this. 00:00:55.920 --> 00:00:59.920 I have a nasty headphone dent. Oh, we could do like Mohawk. 00:01:01.200 --> 00:01:04.800 I could do a Mohawk probably. It might not be the straightest in the world. 00:01:06.800 --> 00:01:12.560 What do you want? I appreciate you. It's anything for content. Listen, as long as I get 25% of the likes on this video, I'll take it. 00:01:15.760 --> 00:01:22.160 This seems, this seems silly. I agree. Are you sure you don't want to like put on a hat? 00:01:22.160 --> 00:01:25.840 Nope. I mean, I will have a hat. If it's really bad, I will just put on a hat. 00:01:26.640 --> 00:01:28.720 There's always a safety, there's always a fallback. 00:01:30.240 --> 00:01:31.920 I feel very bad. Yeah, you should. 00:01:35.840 --> 00:01:40.720 If you're that hesitant on it, we cannot do it. Well, I'm, I'm hesitant. Like, how are you going to feel about this? 00:01:40.720 --> 00:01:45.200 Does this seem fun? Cause like for the memes, or are you like, I don't really want to do this, but I'm doing it. 00:01:45.200 --> 00:01:50.960 I was going to cut my hair in about two weeks anyways. To what though? This will be a bald Mohawk. 00:01:52.560 --> 00:01:57.680 Probably with uneven lines on the side. I have not gotten bald since grade three. 00:01:58.240 --> 00:02:00.400 Yeah. Yeah. How do you feel? 00:02:01.520 --> 00:02:06.400 I don't know. Okay, then let's go for it. Okay. I'm fine doing it. I just don't want you to be like upset. 00:02:06.400 --> 00:02:10.480 Let's go for it. I'm not gonna be upset. Just commit to it and I won't be upset. All right. Go, go, go, go, go, go. 00:02:11.440 --> 00:02:20.640 I see David laughing at the corner. 00:02:23.280 --> 00:02:27.440 Is it like straight to the skin? It's probably straight to the skin. What do you, what do you think is going to be? 00:02:27.440 --> 00:02:30.560 I don't know. Maybe I thought maybe he was giving me a number two on the sides. 00:02:30.560 --> 00:02:34.720 No, no. I have one, one setting on this. 00:02:34.720 --> 00:02:36.720 I think the regret has now set in. 00:02:37.760 --> 00:02:40.880 You're committed. That's okay. It's a little too late to change it now. 00:02:41.440 --> 00:02:45.360 Out there, there's a reality where I didn't. I'm not gonna lie. What I've done so far is like kind of sick. 00:02:45.360 --> 00:02:48.800 This thing is like that trendy, it's like. I'm like kind of down with it so far. 00:02:48.800 --> 00:02:53.200 Sure. That makes me feel way better because I can't see anything right now. 00:02:53.200 --> 00:02:56.560 I didn't invent that name, the game all of it. It's like the. It's an actual like style. 00:02:56.560 --> 00:02:59.680 Yeah. Okay. The back of your hair is probably not quite long enough. Okay. 00:02:59.680 --> 00:03:02.960 But it's a trendy look. Well, it's inspected, David. Let me know. 00:03:04.240 --> 00:03:07.520 What do you think? Like come look around. Come look around the side. Well, you're doing a great job. 00:03:08.960 --> 00:03:12.480 She laughed. She laughed. She laughed. Oh God. 00:03:13.360 --> 00:03:16.400 I don't know if this is the right time to say it. I've never cut anyone's hair in my entire life. 00:03:17.680 --> 00:03:21.600 I've never even cut my own hair. It looks professional. Oh, does it? 00:03:21.600 --> 00:03:25.520 All right. It's like kind of sick. I've never had a doubt. Oh, it's really cold on the right side of my head. 00:03:25.520 --> 00:03:28.880 I think yeah, you should do the sides and let's see if we like it. And then we'll evaluate it from there. 00:03:28.880 --> 00:03:32.080 Yeah, sure. Yeah. My other problem is we talked about this earlier. 00:03:32.080 --> 00:03:35.120 I am not ambidextrous. Doing the other side of his head is gonna be very hard. 00:03:35.120 --> 00:03:40.000 Look, just go around this way. I'll turn Elijah off. 00:03:40.000 --> 00:03:43.760 And then you go here. And then you might want to swing. 00:03:43.760 --> 00:03:45.440 Oh. Yeah, whatever works for you. 00:03:50.800 --> 00:03:52.000 Just come around here. Come around here. 00:03:55.360 --> 00:03:58.240 Yeah, I know. Just come there. Point this way. 00:03:59.760 --> 00:04:03.200 Film. Oh, no, I'm over main camera. Oh. 00:04:03.200 --> 00:04:06.720 Yeah, yeah, not my camera. Well, then everything I said is stupid. 00:04:13.840 --> 00:04:19.920 If you want to see the full, you know, uncut version of me brutalizing Elijah's hair, 00:04:20.720 --> 00:04:21.680 check it out on FloatPlay. 00:04:24.720 --> 00:04:26.240 Oh, yeah. All the other behind the scene content. 00:04:28.800 --> 00:04:32.960 I'm a little focused right now. But yeah, check it out. I appreciate him being focused. 00:04:32.960 --> 00:04:37.200 I'm trying to make this, like, actually not horrible. I need to hold on. 00:04:37.920 --> 00:04:39.920 Oh, that's not. Shut the f*** up, Sammy. 00:04:43.520 --> 00:04:47.840 Oh, how do you do both of these? Do you want to be the greatest part? What? Didn't tell my wife this was happening. 00:04:48.960 --> 00:04:52.080 That is actually pretty cool. I'm gonna get home. She's gonna be like- 00:04:52.080 --> 00:04:55.840 I heard that's a good strategy if you don't want issues at home. 00:04:55.840 --> 00:04:58.480 It's better to ask- Not communicate with your spouse. 00:04:59.200 --> 00:05:02.480 If communication is really overrated- Thank for forgiveness instead of ask for permission. 00:05:02.480 --> 00:05:04.480 That's what I always say. Yeah, that's a great idea. 00:05:07.120 --> 00:05:10.480 Okay, I did more. Yeah, record. 00:05:12.400 --> 00:05:15.920 Oh, no, no, she's not working now. I actually can't call her. Sorry, turn this way. 00:05:16.640 --> 00:05:19.600 Okay. This is like what a barber does, grabs my chin. Yeah, I'm used to this. 00:05:24.080 --> 00:05:28.000 I just got really nauseous to my stomach. I think it just- I think it like all just set in. 00:05:28.080 --> 00:05:32.160 Like, I feel the cold air on both sides of my face right now. 00:05:32.160 --> 00:05:35.840 And I'm like, oh. I tried. 00:05:35.840 --> 00:05:40.320 I tried multiple times to shut this down. Yeah, but you know what? 00:05:40.320 --> 00:05:44.640 Now I don't care. Like you- Anything for content. You spent all my cares. 00:05:44.640 --> 00:05:45.440 Anything for content. 00:05:47.680 --> 00:05:51.920 Hey, Java, if you want to send part of that check right to my address, that'd be really cool. 00:05:52.800 --> 00:05:55.920 Go check out java.gg. Got more. 00:05:56.640 --> 00:05:58.800 I'll sell locks of my hair on their website. 00:06:00.320 --> 00:06:03.920 Hair and bath water? Listen, bath water is king. 00:06:04.800 --> 00:06:06.800 That was actually what leaked earlier that I was telling you about. 00:06:08.320 --> 00:06:11.840 I assumed. I actually did. I'm not even kidding. 00:06:12.800 --> 00:06:15.920 What do you think? It's amazing. Is it? Is it actually? 00:06:15.920 --> 00:06:19.520 Let's check the symmetry. Yeah, the symmetry is what I'm worried about right now. 00:06:19.520 --> 00:06:22.880 Wow, yes. How am I doing? 00:06:22.880 --> 00:06:26.560 Yeah, not bad. You look like- It looks like you went higher on this side a little bit. 00:06:26.560 --> 00:06:31.760 So I have to go higher here? Just a little. Okay, that's what I was thinking. Yeah, I'm just trying to be very gradual on this side. 00:06:31.760 --> 00:06:34.800 Yeah, it's gradual this guy. I'd rather you do more cuts that are smaller 00:06:34.800 --> 00:06:36.240 instead of just, you know, make it- 00:06:37.840 --> 00:06:42.240 Wow, you blinded me. Sorry, I've never been this hands-on with another man's hair. 00:06:42.240 --> 00:06:46.960 So- It's kind of nice. I should have used this to stick it on your face. 00:06:48.720 --> 00:06:53.200 He used this as the beard. No, I should have. So the gap- The gap back here mostly is sweet. 00:06:53.200 --> 00:06:57.440 Yeah, things have changed. Yeah, I'm- I'm giving Young Mike a buzz. 00:06:57.440 --> 00:07:01.040 Ah, yeah, yeah. Young. That's his name. 00:07:01.040 --> 00:07:04.320 Perfect. Okay, so the gap was- 00:07:04.320 --> 00:07:08.560 It was more back here right now. Yeah, back here is like calming my hair. That's like 30 centimeters. 00:07:08.560 --> 00:07:13.040 Just a little. Perfect, perfect. Just slowly calibrate. I just want to say whatever the result of this, 00:07:13.040 --> 00:07:16.400 I did actually try. Oh, I'm not saying you didn't try. 00:07:16.400 --> 00:07:19.280 And so far, hearing everyone's reaction, I'm actually kind of confident. 00:07:19.920 --> 00:07:22.720 But that you guys could all be absolutely flubbing this up and like- 00:07:23.440 --> 00:07:26.560 Luke's doing a good job. Like it's- I have faith. 00:07:26.560 --> 00:07:30.400 Yeah. Oh my god, that's a lot of hair. 00:07:30.400 --> 00:07:33.840 There's more. That's just half of it. Oh, I just saw more. 00:07:33.840 --> 00:07:36.320 Okay, correct. Could I get a- Yeah. 00:07:38.800 --> 00:07:42.560 Just a little bit more. A little bit more still. Got it. But honestly, follow your heart. 00:07:42.560 --> 00:07:46.080 It's looking really good. I'll keep all the hair around you. We can get a shot. 00:07:46.080 --> 00:07:48.960 My heart is distracted. I'm thinking about computers. 00:07:50.480 --> 00:07:54.080 If we win Scrapyard Wars, it's worth it. I can have that. What if you lose? 00:07:57.200 --> 00:07:58.800 I don't think I can say that joke on camera. 00:08:02.400 --> 00:08:03.520 Can you stop recording? No, I'm scared. 00:08:06.640 --> 00:08:08.800 Yo, Steve, will they let us sell hair on Java? 00:08:10.320 --> 00:08:13.920 I can ask them. Cool. Let's sell locks of my SPF hair. I feel like a ha- 00:08:15.920 --> 00:08:16.880 What do you mean a hazard? 00:08:19.760 --> 00:08:22.880 You got- You got- You got- What do they call it? Lice, bro? You got a lice? 00:08:23.680 --> 00:08:27.840 We're shipping lice worldwide. I can actually tell you right now, confidently, that you do not have lice. 00:08:27.840 --> 00:08:29.840 Let's go. I would be able to see. 00:08:31.760 --> 00:08:35.200 It's very cold in here. My head is not used to being- 00:08:35.200 --> 00:08:38.800 I don't think I've ever gone this- Oh, I see slight reflection in the picture. 00:08:38.800 --> 00:08:42.000 Can I get another check? Yeah. Okay, so I'll look here. Yo, fact check. 00:08:42.000 --> 00:08:44.880 Communion yelp. Nice. Okay, turn this way. 00:08:45.760 --> 00:08:49.120 Yeah. Yeah. You think so? You think we should just keep this? 00:08:49.120 --> 00:08:52.640 Do you think that's enough? I kind of- It's pretty dramatic. 00:08:52.640 --> 00:08:54.320 I feel like it might be. She's laughing. No. 00:08:56.640 --> 00:09:01.920 That's not a good sign. No, that's not a good sign. That's not a good sign. 00:09:04.800 --> 00:09:07.520 Why are you laughing? No, it looks so good. Does it? 00:09:08.400 --> 00:09:11.920 Yeah, we can- Like, yeah, you can style it up this way or whatever. I think it needs to be styled up. 00:09:11.920 --> 00:09:14.240 Yeah, it's cute. I really like it. I think it needs to be styled up. Yeah. 00:09:15.280 --> 00:09:17.280 Have you ever thought about shaving your eyebrows? 00:09:18.880 --> 00:09:22.160 What? Because some people like the no eyebrows. Yeah, that's trendy now. 00:09:22.160 --> 00:09:26.320 I know it. Slit, slit. We're not doing an eyebrow slit. All please. We're not doing an eyebrow slit. 00:09:26.320 --> 00:09:29.680 I could do a slit on you. I could do a slit on you, for sure. Sorry, I'm trying to get some of the- 00:09:29.680 --> 00:09:34.000 It looks pretty cool. The Floatplane Exclusive has to get 3,000 likes. 00:09:34.000 --> 00:09:37.040 Do we have gel? And we'll get an eyebrow slit after. Like, actually, do we have gel? 00:09:37.040 --> 00:09:40.160 Because I think keeping it up- Yeah, yeah. Like, I don't know if we have it. 00:09:40.160 --> 00:09:43.200 I don't have hairs sometimes. Like, look at it. Think about it that way. 00:09:43.840 --> 00:09:47.840 That's actually pretty sweet, yeah. Yeah. That's bright. Off, Sammy. Stop laughing. 00:09:47.840 --> 00:09:50.960 I'll go ask Riley. Okay, I'm not here today. All right, right now. 00:09:50.960 --> 00:09:54.160 Do you want to see it? I can go see. You know what? 00:09:54.160 --> 00:09:58.080 I'm actually like- I think you can rock it, for sure. I think if it goes up, 00:09:58.080 --> 00:10:01.440 right now, how it's styled is not perfect. I think- But even if you don't style it up, 00:10:01.440 --> 00:10:04.960 if you don't end up styling it, it's kind of cool. I want someone to spin it. 00:10:04.960 --> 00:10:06.880 Oh, spin. Spin me. 00:10:12.880 --> 00:10:14.800 It's pretty cool. I tried. 00:10:16.880 --> 00:10:20.640 No, I'm confident. I'm not. I'm- Oh, it's so short. 00:10:22.800 --> 00:10:26.240 You know, it can be funny if people react to it, but he doesn't know what it looks like yet. 00:10:27.440 --> 00:10:30.400 So you don't want me to go look? Can you turn around now? Now that you're standing? 00:10:31.280 --> 00:10:35.680 Yeah, it's decently even. Yeah. Yeah. I do really think it needs to go up. 00:10:35.680 --> 00:10:38.560 Styling like up. I do- Yeah, I'm pretty- 00:10:39.520 --> 00:10:41.520 Because it flops over there. It looks like an airplane. 00:10:42.960 --> 00:10:43.600 No, no, no, no. 00:10:46.880 --> 00:10:51.040 Now let's get attention. Always. Like all the extra hair. 00:10:51.040 --> 00:10:53.120 Holy cow, it's so short. I can feel it. 00:10:54.800 --> 00:10:58.480 I'm jealous. Yeah? Well, monetize my haircut. I can do yours. 00:10:58.480 --> 00:11:01.520 Yeah, I know. He's not competing. No one knows him. 00:11:01.520 --> 00:11:04.960 Haircuts for all. Let's just turn it to haircut worse. 00:11:06.080 --> 00:11:07.200 And we're building a PC. 00:11:10.640 --> 00:11:14.400 I don't know if it looks good, but it looks like you- Are we doing a tattoo still? It looks like you meant it to exist. 00:11:14.400 --> 00:11:17.520 Sure, I know. What does that say? This is RIP. Okay, good. 00:11:17.520 --> 00:11:19.760 I don't want it to be like white people can't read this or something. 00:11:20.960 --> 00:11:24.080 No, you know what? Let me just- I'm screwed. I don't know. 00:11:24.080 --> 00:11:27.680 Yeah, I know. Is it okay if we can get your reactions first back there first? 00:11:27.680 --> 00:11:32.560 Yeah, yeah, totally. No, I don't want to- I do think he should style it. 00:11:32.560 --> 00:11:36.240 And then- So much. Yeah, I tried to help get it out, but it's a little woven in there. 00:11:37.280 --> 00:11:39.040 I think you did a great job. Thanks. 00:11:42.000 --> 00:11:45.040 I can see- Oh my god. I don't think it's- 00:11:45.040 --> 00:11:48.560 No, I have no doubts. It's just I have not had- I would have doubts. 00:11:48.560 --> 00:11:51.040 I have not had- I would be doubting. What the hell? 00:11:53.840 --> 00:11:56.480 I have not had hair this short since grade three. 00:11:57.040 --> 00:11:59.760 So like 17 years. 00:12:00.960 --> 00:12:06.320 Dude, you got speed on the side, party on the top and back. I think you can rock it like a hundred percent. 00:12:07.040 --> 00:12:10.640 Hey, Robert. Hello. How you doing? I am okay. 00:12:10.640 --> 00:12:14.720 How are you? Oh, great. Why are you saying it like that? I was expecting you. 00:12:14.720 --> 00:12:17.920 Oh my god. Oh my god. 00:12:17.920 --> 00:12:21.120 What happened? He hasn't seen it yet. 00:12:21.120 --> 00:12:23.200 Sorry. Is it good? 00:12:25.280 --> 00:12:28.240 It's a look. It's a statement. Yeah. 00:12:29.200 --> 00:12:31.840 I got- Wow. You know who cut it? And then there's- 00:12:32.880 --> 00:12:36.320 Oh god. So you- 00:12:36.320 --> 00:12:39.600 You lost some hair along the sides. He gained some hair. I got- 00:12:39.600 --> 00:12:41.060 There's one on each side. Okay. 00:12:43.120 --> 00:12:48.960 It is so much worse than I thought. 00:12:49.600 --> 00:12:53.440 Every single one of you was like, it's fine. I look like a meth addict on this side. 00:12:53.440 --> 00:12:56.800 What? Are you- Are you- My Chris, I think is worth. 00:12:56.800 --> 00:13:00.000 Dude, my wife is gonna f***ing kill me. Yeah. 00:13:02.080 --> 00:13:03.120 I didn't need to do better. 00:13:05.360 --> 00:13:08.160 I can shave the rest off. No problem. Just let me know. 00:13:08.800 --> 00:13:11.280 That's what you committed to, right? We can shave the rest off. 00:13:12.240 --> 00:13:14.080 Cut that. Cut that from the video. Nope. 00:13:16.640 --> 00:13:18.480 How do we put a tattoo on you? Yeah, one. 00:13:19.840 --> 00:13:24.240 That's all you need. I don't feel very convincing right now. 00:13:24.240 --> 00:13:28.640 That looks good. But I think with that- That's it? Yeah. I can't tell if you're serious or not. 00:13:28.640 --> 00:13:32.000 I'm serious. I think you're full of s***, but- It doesn't look that bad. Did you grab the- 00:13:32.000 --> 00:13:35.360 Did you grab the gel? No, I didn't yet. Okay. I'll grab that for you. 00:13:35.360 --> 00:13:38.000 It's on me. But let's uh- Blindness is ready for you. 00:13:38.880 --> 00:13:42.480 He's breaking character. He's breaking character. 00:13:42.480 --> 00:13:45.440 There he is. Okay. Told me if you don't have anything nice to say. 00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:50.960 Do you know who cut it? I assume Luke. Yeah. 00:13:53.920 --> 00:13:56.320 Everyone else said it was fine. Why did you assume? Why did you assume? 00:13:57.040 --> 00:14:00.800 Because I asked her because it's bad. I just heard you guys laughing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:14:00.800 --> 00:14:04.320 Hi, Flo Plain. We are about to get my wife's reaction. 00:14:04.320 --> 00:14:09.520 I just got home. It's almost 9 p.m. Let's see what she thinks of the haircut. 00:14:13.440 --> 00:14:15.600 Hi. You can look now. 00:14:17.600 --> 00:14:19.520 You don't want to? No. 00:14:21.040 --> 00:14:24.480 I don't think it's as bad as you think it is. It's probably not. 00:14:24.480 --> 00:14:27.520 I'm just kind of scared you're going to look like every guy I went to high school with. 00:14:36.800 --> 00:14:42.800 You look like a rejected Futurama character. 00:14:55.040 --> 00:14:58.160 I mean, you look handsome, handsome. I love you. Wow. 00:14:58.160 --> 00:14:58.880 Look at it. 00:15:02.240 --> 00:15:04.880 Well, there you go, Flo Plain. There's the haircut. 00:15:06.560 --> 00:15:07.360 What are your thoughts? 00:15:09.920 --> 00:15:14.160 Not a brain cell in there.