1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,280 The Floatplane Exclusive has to get 3,000 likes and I'm gonna get an Eyebruslet after. 2 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:12,880 I don't want to do this, you don't want to do this. If you want to do this, I'm down. I've never, I've never shaved a head, I'll do it. I don't mean I want someone else to do it. 3 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:18,480 My goodness, that was not the point. You should probably be a world-two, Sammy. 4 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:21,920 You want to do it? I trust you. 5 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:27,840 I've never done this in my life. You trust me? You never worn a beard that long in your life. 6 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:32,240 All right. Holy s**t, brother. What does star with the hairline mean? Start up here. 7 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:40,320 Should we clear the way, other stuff? I'm fine if you try to actually style it, 8 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,480 you don't have to go straight bald. Oh, that's not the anyway. 9 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,640 If you want to go straight bald, we can. What does style it mean? I don't know. 10 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:50,800 Do a lower taper fade. Straight bald is the only style we know. 11 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:55,920 I was under the impression that you were going to go full bald. Maybe we should discuss this. 12 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:59,920 I have a nasty headphone dent. Oh, we could do like Mohawk. 13 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:04,800 I could do a Mohawk probably. It might not be the straightest in the world. 14 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:12,560 What do you want? I appreciate you. It's anything for content. Listen, as long as I get 25% of the likes on this video, I'll take it. 15 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:22,160 This seems, this seems silly. I agree. Are you sure you don't want to like put on a hat? 16 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:25,840 Nope. I mean, I will have a hat. If it's really bad, I will just put on a hat. 17 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,720 There's always a safety, there's always a fallback. 18 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:31,920 I feel very bad. Yeah, you should. 19 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:40,720 If you're that hesitant on it, we cannot do it. Well, I'm, I'm hesitant. Like, how are you going to feel about this? 20 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:45,200 Does this seem fun? Cause like for the memes, or are you like, I don't really want to do this, but I'm doing it. 21 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:50,960 I was going to cut my hair in about two weeks anyways. To what though? This will be a bald Mohawk. 22 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:57,680 Probably with uneven lines on the side. I have not gotten bald since grade three. 23 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,400 Yeah. Yeah. How do you feel? 24 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:06,400 I don't know. Okay, then let's go for it. Okay. I'm fine doing it. I just don't want you to be like upset. 25 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:10,480 Let's go for it. I'm not gonna be upset. Just commit to it and I won't be upset. All right. Go, go, go, go, go, go. 26 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:20,640 I see David laughing at the corner. 27 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:27,440 Is it like straight to the skin? It's probably straight to the skin. What do you, what do you think is going to be? 28 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:30,560 I don't know. Maybe I thought maybe he was giving me a number two on the sides. 29 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:34,720 No, no. I have one, one setting on this. 30 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,720 I think the regret has now set in. 31 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:40,880 You're committed. That's okay. It's a little too late to change it now. 32 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:45,360 Out there, there's a reality where I didn't. I'm not gonna lie. What I've done so far is like kind of sick. 33 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:48,800 This thing is like that trendy, it's like. I'm like kind of down with it so far. 34 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:53,200 Sure. That makes me feel way better because I can't see anything right now. 35 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:56,560 I didn't invent that name, the game all of it. It's like the. It's an actual like style. 36 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:59,680 Yeah. Okay. The back of your hair is probably not quite long enough. Okay. 37 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,960 But it's a trendy look. Well, it's inspected, David. Let me know. 38 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:07,520 What do you think? Like come look around. Come look around the side. Well, you're doing a great job. 39 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:12,480 She laughed. She laughed. She laughed. Oh God. 40 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,400 I don't know if this is the right time to say it. I've never cut anyone's hair in my entire life. 41 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:21,600 I've never even cut my own hair. It looks professional. Oh, does it? 42 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:25,520 All right. It's like kind of sick. I've never had a doubt. Oh, it's really cold on the right side of my head. 43 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:28,880 I think yeah, you should do the sides and let's see if we like it. And then we'll evaluate it from there. 44 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:32,080 Yeah, sure. Yeah. My other problem is we talked about this earlier. 45 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:35,120 I am not ambidextrous. Doing the other side of his head is gonna be very hard. 46 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:40,000 Look, just go around this way. I'll turn Elijah off. 47 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,760 And then you go here. And then you might want to swing. 48 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,440 Oh. Yeah, whatever works for you. 49 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,000 Just come around here. Come around here. 50 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,240 Yeah, I know. Just come there. Point this way. 51 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:03,200 Film. Oh, no, I'm over main camera. Oh. 52 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:06,720 Yeah, yeah, not my camera. Well, then everything I said is stupid. 53 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:19,920 If you want to see the full, you know, uncut version of me brutalizing Elijah's hair, 54 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:21,680 check it out on FloatPlay. 55 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:26,240 Oh, yeah. All the other behind the scene content. 56 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:32,960 I'm a little focused right now. But yeah, check it out. I appreciate him being focused. 57 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:37,200 I'm trying to make this, like, actually not horrible. I need to hold on. 58 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:39,920 Oh, that's not. Shut the f*** up, Sammy. 59 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:47,840 Oh, how do you do both of these? Do you want to be the greatest part? What? Didn't tell my wife this was happening. 60 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:52,080 That is actually pretty cool. I'm gonna get home. She's gonna be like- 61 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:55,840 I heard that's a good strategy if you don't want issues at home. 62 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:58,480 It's better to ask- Not communicate with your spouse. 63 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:02,480 If communication is really overrated- Thank for forgiveness instead of ask for permission. 64 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,480 That's what I always say. Yeah, that's a great idea. 65 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:10,480 Okay, I did more. Yeah, record. 66 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:15,920 Oh, no, no, she's not working now. I actually can't call her. Sorry, turn this way. 67 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:19,600 Okay. This is like what a barber does, grabs my chin. Yeah, I'm used to this. 68 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:28,000 I just got really nauseous to my stomach. I think it just- I think it like all just set in. 69 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:32,160 Like, I feel the cold air on both sides of my face right now. 70 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:35,840 And I'm like, oh. I tried. 71 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:40,320 I tried multiple times to shut this down. Yeah, but you know what? 72 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:44,640 Now I don't care. Like you- Anything for content. You spent all my cares. 73 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:45,440 Anything for content. 74 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:51,920 Hey, Java, if you want to send part of that check right to my address, that'd be really cool. 75 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,920 Go check out java.gg. Got more. 76 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,800 I'll sell locks of my hair on their website. 77 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:03,920 Hair and bath water? Listen, bath water is king. 78 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,800 That was actually what leaked earlier that I was telling you about. 79 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:11,840 I assumed. I actually did. I'm not even kidding. 80 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:15,920 What do you think? It's amazing. Is it? Is it actually? 81 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:19,520 Let's check the symmetry. Yeah, the symmetry is what I'm worried about right now. 82 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:22,880 Wow, yes. How am I doing? 83 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:26,560 Yeah, not bad. You look like- It looks like you went higher on this side a little bit. 84 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:31,760 So I have to go higher here? Just a little. Okay, that's what I was thinking. Yeah, I'm just trying to be very gradual on this side. 85 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,800 Yeah, it's gradual this guy. I'd rather you do more cuts that are smaller 86 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,240 instead of just, you know, make it- 87 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:42,240 Wow, you blinded me. Sorry, I've never been this hands-on with another man's hair. 88 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:46,960 So- It's kind of nice. I should have used this to stick it on your face. 89 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:53,200 He used this as the beard. No, I should have. So the gap- The gap back here mostly is sweet. 90 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:57,440 Yeah, things have changed. Yeah, I'm- I'm giving Young Mike a buzz. 91 00:06:57,440 --> 00:07:01,040 Ah, yeah, yeah. Young. That's his name. 92 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:04,320 Perfect. Okay, so the gap was- 93 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:08,560 It was more back here right now. Yeah, back here is like calming my hair. That's like 30 centimeters. 94 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:13,040 Just a little. Perfect, perfect. Just slowly calibrate. I just want to say whatever the result of this, 95 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:16,400 I did actually try. Oh, I'm not saying you didn't try. 96 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:19,280 And so far, hearing everyone's reaction, I'm actually kind of confident. 97 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,720 But that you guys could all be absolutely flubbing this up and like- 98 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:26,560 Luke's doing a good job. Like it's- I have faith. 99 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:30,400 Yeah. Oh my god, that's a lot of hair. 100 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:33,840 There's more. That's just half of it. Oh, I just saw more. 101 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:36,320 Okay, correct. Could I get a- Yeah. 102 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:42,560 Just a little bit more. A little bit more still. Got it. But honestly, follow your heart. 103 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:46,080 It's looking really good. I'll keep all the hair around you. We can get a shot. 104 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:48,960 My heart is distracted. I'm thinking about computers. 105 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:54,080 If we win Scrapyard Wars, it's worth it. I can have that. What if you lose? 106 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,800 I don't think I can say that joke on camera. 107 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:03,520 Can you stop recording? No, I'm scared. 108 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,800 Yo, Steve, will they let us sell hair on Java? 109 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:13,920 I can ask them. Cool. Let's sell locks of my SPF hair. I feel like a ha- 110 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:16,880 What do you mean a hazard? 111 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,880 You got- You got- You got- What do they call it? Lice, bro? You got a lice? 112 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:27,840 We're shipping lice worldwide. I can actually tell you right now, confidently, that you do not have lice. 113 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,840 Let's go. I would be able to see. 114 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:35,200 It's very cold in here. My head is not used to being- 115 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:38,800 I don't think I've ever gone this- Oh, I see slight reflection in the picture. 116 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:42,000 Can I get another check? Yeah. Okay, so I'll look here. Yo, fact check. 117 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,880 Communion yelp. Nice. Okay, turn this way. 118 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:49,120 Yeah. Yeah. You think so? You think we should just keep this? 119 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:52,640 Do you think that's enough? I kind of- It's pretty dramatic. 120 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,320 I feel like it might be. She's laughing. No. 121 00:08:56,640 --> 00:09:01,920 That's not a good sign. No, that's not a good sign. That's not a good sign. 122 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:07,520 Why are you laughing? No, it looks so good. Does it? 123 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:11,920 Yeah, we can- Like, yeah, you can style it up this way or whatever. I think it needs to be styled up. 124 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:14,240 Yeah, it's cute. I really like it. I think it needs to be styled up. Yeah. 125 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,280 Have you ever thought about shaving your eyebrows? 126 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:22,160 What? Because some people like the no eyebrows. Yeah, that's trendy now. 127 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:26,320 I know it. Slit, slit. We're not doing an eyebrow slit. All please. We're not doing an eyebrow slit. 128 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:29,680 I could do a slit on you. I could do a slit on you, for sure. Sorry, I'm trying to get some of the- 129 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:34,000 It looks pretty cool. The Floatplane Exclusive has to get 3,000 likes. 130 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,040 Do we have gel? And we'll get an eyebrow slit after. Like, actually, do we have gel? 131 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:40,160 Because I think keeping it up- Yeah, yeah. Like, I don't know if we have it. 132 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:43,200 I don't have hairs sometimes. Like, look at it. Think about it that way. 133 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:47,840 That's actually pretty sweet, yeah. Yeah. That's bright. Off, Sammy. Stop laughing. 134 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:50,960 I'll go ask Riley. Okay, I'm not here today. All right, right now. 135 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:54,160 Do you want to see it? I can go see. You know what? 136 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:58,080 I'm actually like- I think you can rock it, for sure. I think if it goes up, 137 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:01,440 right now, how it's styled is not perfect. I think- But even if you don't style it up, 138 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:04,960 if you don't end up styling it, it's kind of cool. I want someone to spin it. 139 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:06,880 Oh, spin. Spin me. 140 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,800 It's pretty cool. I tried. 141 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:20,640 No, I'm confident. I'm not. I'm- Oh, it's so short. 142 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:26,240 You know, it can be funny if people react to it, but he doesn't know what it looks like yet. 143 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:30,400 So you don't want me to go look? Can you turn around now? Now that you're standing? 144 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:35,680 Yeah, it's decently even. Yeah. Yeah. I do really think it needs to go up. 145 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:38,560 Styling like up. I do- Yeah, I'm pretty- 146 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,520 Because it flops over there. It looks like an airplane. 147 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:43,600 No, no, no, no. 148 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:51,040 Now let's get attention. Always. Like all the extra hair. 149 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:53,120 Holy cow, it's so short. I can feel it. 150 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:58,480 I'm jealous. Yeah? Well, monetize my haircut. I can do yours. 151 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:01,520 Yeah, I know. He's not competing. No one knows him. 152 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:04,960 Haircuts for all. Let's just turn it to haircut worse. 153 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,200 And we're building a PC. 154 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:14,400 I don't know if it looks good, but it looks like you- Are we doing a tattoo still? It looks like you meant it to exist. 155 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:17,520 Sure, I know. What does that say? This is RIP. Okay, good. 156 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:19,760 I don't want it to be like white people can't read this or something. 157 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:24,080 No, you know what? Let me just- I'm screwed. I don't know. 158 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:27,680 Yeah, I know. Is it okay if we can get your reactions first back there first? 159 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:32,560 Yeah, yeah, totally. No, I don't want to- I do think he should style it. 160 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:36,240 And then- So much. Yeah, I tried to help get it out, but it's a little woven in there. 161 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,040 I think you did a great job. Thanks. 162 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,040 I can see- Oh my god. I don't think it's- 163 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:48,560 No, I have no doubts. It's just I have not had- I would have doubts. 164 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:51,040 I have not had- I would be doubting. What the hell? 165 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:56,480 I have not had hair this short since grade three. 166 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:59,760 So like 17 years. 167 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:06,320 Dude, you got speed on the side, party on the top and back. I think you can rock it like a hundred percent. 168 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:10,640 Hey, Robert. Hello. How you doing? I am okay. 169 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:14,720 How are you? Oh, great. Why are you saying it like that? I was expecting you. 170 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:17,920 Oh my god. Oh my god. 171 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:21,120 What happened? He hasn't seen it yet. 172 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,200 Sorry. Is it good? 173 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:28,240 It's a look. It's a statement. Yeah. 174 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,840 I got- Wow. You know who cut it? And then there's- 175 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:36,320 Oh god. So you- 176 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:39,600 You lost some hair along the sides. He gained some hair. I got- 177 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,060 There's one on each side. Okay. 178 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:48,960 It is so much worse than I thought. 179 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:53,440 Every single one of you was like, it's fine. I look like a meth addict on this side. 180 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,800 What? Are you- Are you- My Chris, I think is worth. 181 00:12:56,800 --> 00:13:00,000 Dude, my wife is gonna f***ing kill me. Yeah. 182 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,120 I didn't need to do better. 183 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:08,160 I can shave the rest off. No problem. Just let me know. 184 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:11,280 That's what you committed to, right? We can shave the rest off. 185 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,080 Cut that. Cut that from the video. Nope. 186 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:18,480 How do we put a tattoo on you? Yeah, one. 187 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:24,240 That's all you need. I don't feel very convincing right now. 188 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:28,640 That looks good. But I think with that- That's it? Yeah. I can't tell if you're serious or not. 189 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:32,000 I'm serious. I think you're full of s***, but- It doesn't look that bad. Did you grab the- 190 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,360 Did you grab the gel? No, I didn't yet. Okay. I'll grab that for you. 191 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:38,000 It's on me. But let's uh- Blindness is ready for you. 192 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:42,480 He's breaking character. He's breaking character. 193 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:45,440 There he is. Okay. Told me if you don't have anything nice to say. 194 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,960 Do you know who cut it? I assume Luke. Yeah. 195 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,320 Everyone else said it was fine. Why did you assume? Why did you assume? 196 00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:00,800 Because I asked her because it's bad. I just heard you guys laughing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 197 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:04,320 Hi, Flo Plain. We are about to get my wife's reaction. 198 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:09,520 I just got home. It's almost 9 p.m. Let's see what she thinks of the haircut. 199 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,600 Hi. You can look now. 200 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,520 You don't want to? No. 201 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:24,480 I don't think it's as bad as you think it is. It's probably not. 202 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,520 I'm just kind of scared you're going to look like every guy I went to high school with. 203 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:42,800 You look like a rejected Futurama character. 204 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:58,160 I mean, you look handsome, handsome. I love you. Wow. 205 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:58,880 Look at it. 206 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,880 Well, there you go, Flo Plain. There's the haircut. 207 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:07,360 What are your thoughts? 208 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:14,160 Not a brain cell in there.