Ow. Ow. That's why I wanted you in.
That's clearly not from the Virtual Boy. That is so much more gross. Because it,
you know, it Okay. How much was it? It
was about $6,000 US. $6,000? Yeah. But wait, we bought it. Yes. Why would we do
that? How is this $6,000? There is an expensive.
We'll get to it later. It's the last one we're going to look at. You bought a
go-kart? Yes, sir. Do you fit in it?
Damn. Well, no. I mean, is it for adults? Yes, it's for adults. It's
actually the sequel to the one you have. But have you ever seen the sequel to
Segue to our sponsor? They're right here. Oh, that's our sponsor. Yeah.
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removes mites. No, the joke. What joke?
It might remove God. Do we have dust
mites? What even is a dustmite? I thought it was an insect that like lives
as part of dust. I might be wrong. Have you ever seen one? Can you prove it
exists? Good point. Oh, this thing is huge. It was actually a lot bigger than
I thought it was, too, when I saw the initial ad. Yeah, that looks so small
and cute. Does this not look like a feminine
product of some sort? Just the styling. You know what? It does look like it
could be like a hair curler. Yeah, right. Like it looks like that style you
use. It says it's quiet. Would you
define that as quiet? I mean, I wouldn't call it loud for a vacuum, but it also
doesn't suck very much. Well, you have to put the pressure down.
I don't know about you, it works. It's a handheld miniv. Yeah, it was $90.
But it but it's so cheap feeling. What
makes it for might removal? Well, like you said, it might remove it. Upgrade
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Lightweight body, long use without getting sore.
Oh, dehumidification. Dude, it makes a lot
of claims. It's a little motor in a cheap plastic housing. $90. Yes, sir.
Okay. So, let's go pick up some dust, I guess. Sure. I bet one of the editors
has a super dirty desk. Okay. Well, he's
definitely got some food remnants. Mit.
It's quiet, so don't be
alarmed. That was on high. No wonder they don't call it a handheld vacuum,
cuz this thing doesn't suck. What a piece of Good thing you didn't
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Oh, no. It also does warm and also has a fan. These are different price points as
well as different batteries as well as different weights as well as different performance. So, the Cyber is their
top-of-the-line one. And like I said, these were actually ads that showed up
on our feed that we were like, "Oh, these are kind of haha funny." But they
were already in business inbox being like, "Hey, we're thinking about
sponsoring an LT." So, we're kind of like, well, let's give it a go, then. Apparently, Coolifi was really proud
because they sent all the athletes in the Paris Olympics, these when they had
that massive heatwave. Oh, yeah. And a bunch of the athletes ended up using it
when they were like walking between buildings and a lot of them had very
positive things to say. So, I guess the air is their lower end cuz it doesn't
come with a fancy carrying case. Yes. This is adorable, by the way. Oh, okay.
Little hinge. Yep. Different neck girths. And some of them actually have
different cooling areas. So yours mainly prioritizes the back side here. This
one, this one actually does all three sides. So like the sides of your neck
and the back here. So it's just a little pelt thing, right? Yep. Okay. So it
blows air up here. Right now you're just in the fan mode.
Oh my god.
Fan mode, right? Yeah. So I could see the interface. Yeah. This one just has
the three buttons on the side. Mhm. These two can actually have app
controls, which we'll get into in a little bit. So that's the chill mode and
you're on stage one. It goes up to stage three for each of them. They do a good
job of separating the hot side. So it's you can actually tell it's blowing the
hot air here from the peltier and then keeping the cool side in and then making
sure that any of just the general air movement is not impacted by that. The
cheapest one is about 150 US. The most expensive one which does way better
cooling, better heating, and more powerful fans is about 300 US. Oh wow.
Oh, that one really rips though. And I I
have the app here. So, right now you're on about 22% cooling, but if we crank
that all the way up, it both accelerates the fans, but it'll start to accelerate
the cooling as well. And you should also even feel it on your sides. Oh, yeah.
Oh, no. No. I can definitely feel it on the sides. But man, this could be a
freaking lifesaver if you're stuck out in the heat. Yeah. So, in the wind mode,
you can get like 15 hours. Yeah. And then in the cooling mode, you can get 2
and 1/2. And then the heating mode, okay, can do four and a half. All right,
but I got to say, I think I'd probably end up with the pink one just because I
don't want to use the app button. Yeah,
man. I want it back on. Dude, pick one from the table and I'll tell you about
it. Sure. You need the briefcase that's under it as well.
I'm curious if you can guess what it is first. It's a mystery puzzle box.
Correct. Okay. Well, we've got a ripoff Milwaukee battery. It's a battery. It
has a a barrel charging jack on it. That's how you charge this battery. The
contacts are not there where they would be on normally this housing of a
battery. No, they're in the rails. So, it's a tool. Mhm. And it's this correct
tool. It's a pressure washer. It is a
batterypowered pressure washer that you can hook up to your hose or have this
connected to this filter. So, if you needed to pump something out, like, I
don't know, your basement flooded. It has so much pressure that the original
ad had an individual flying with it. It was immediately removed from Twitter for
false advertising. I mean, it might be pretty great. Maybe. Oh my god. Does
this lithium battery charger, which operates at 21 volt, 2 amps, have
anything in it? Excellent
question. This looks like it was made before I was born. That made this
infinitely more scary. On the website, they claimed 435
PSI is what it can generate. Huh. Comes
with two different nozzles. There's the jet nozzle and the crooked fan nozzle.
Correct. Well, there's a warm.
Watch this.
Not a strong start. Well, it has no water in it. Give it a benefit of doubt.
This is going to fire like a wimpy little like water gun. Well, we're going
to go outside and test it. We sure are. The shoot's already completely off the
rails. I meant to save this one for last, but it's my fault for letting him
just pick a random one off the table. Here, I'll turn the hose on. You should
be in frame. Trust me. Trust me. No, you should. Okay. That's why I want this to
frame. Turn the water off. The fitting
is broken. That's just the water pressure. Okay. So, here I'm going to
press the button. Hey, I'll be the
judge. It is the exact same. Maybe you
need the different nozzle. No, no, the other. No. Actually, this is great cuz
we can actually evaluate if it adds any power to it whatsoever.
I think that's a negatory soldier. We might need this one. Washing the car.
Washing the car. Do you think the PSI is
going to rip the paint off? We should be careful.
Wow. It's even worse than the first one. Would you like to hear the price? If
this was more than $30, I'm going to be really upset. Sorry. Continue your
sentence. Upset. Okay. Well, it's on
sale now for 130, but we paid 200.
Can we get a refund? I'll try. I kind of broke the power of thing. Yeah. How
about the 68 in1 precision screwdriver set? Oh, you're going to pick a
competitor. Brilliant. Oh, included magnetizer demagnetizer. Yep. The
cheapest ever charging cable. Ooh, she's heavy. Oh, lock and load. Kind of
satisfying. And you can charge it while it's in the case, too. It's got a little pass through. So, nice. Ooh, magnetic
bit storage for a bunch of different sizes and a bunch of different lengths.
So, if you had something that was a little deeper into like a remote or a controller or something, you could still
get at them. Little tricky to remove. Surprisingly, a little bit adequate pair
of tweezers. It looks like they actually did make an adjustment to it post
manufacturing to make sure they meet. You can tell cuz one of these is snubbed
off and the other one is pointy. So, they're trying to make sure that they meet. They still like are, you know,
they're not great, but they're they're there. Uh oh. I think this is supposed
to be just like a pry to help separate. Sure is. Like a glass screen or
something. Sure is, Billy. Electric precision screwdriver. Oh, look. There's
the batch number. This is made in Village. Easily decipherable. Oh, no.
There's no legend. Oh, you just have to put all your bits in so that they face
you. Oh, sounded like it struggled a little
bit on that one. I think it did for a tiny bit. One of the other buttons that's there, you can actually switch
gears. Yes. It's a little bit faster. Yeah. No,
that's noticeably faster. Oh, wow. She really struggled on that
one. Yeah, I was pretty excited. Maybe even impressed. Now I think you're just
rising me. We have seen it as low as $12. What? That's why I think it's
pretty impressive. I think we pay more than that for our bits. I understand
it's not necessarily going to be the best electric precision screwdriver you
could get, but for $12, it's pretty solid. Yeah. I mean, it's certainly not
liquid. Now he's like got to stay. He's like,
"Hold on. Let me pull up our precision screwdriver." So, let's see who can put
more of them in. Sure. Three, two, one,
go.
Oh, no. You like dented it and scratched mine. Oh, okay. So, who's finished chips
first? Oh, yeah. No, I think you took the worst
of it. Yeah. That's a great value, though. How much did we pay for it? 30.
But we've seen it as low as $12. At $12,
just buy it. What the the magnetizer demagnetizer has a little spot in here,
but they just like didn't get that one and they just got a different one that
doesn't fit. Yeah. What the heck? Like I said, it there's things they could
improve. Which one's next?
What? I was going to say, well, we got to do the game stick, but the industrial
endoscope, I think, is going to have to be the one. This is an industrial
endoscope with HD camera. It is powered by smartphone. 480p.
That's not HD. But hey, it's 10 meters, so you could get way up in there.
It looks like they repurposed one of those little volume control thingies
from like a headset. Oh, yeah. You're right. There's a mic on it. The app is
called USB Camera. No, I just downloaded a USB camera app. I didn't trust that QR
code cuz it took me to an app that had like five downloads. Ah, okay. There you
Oh. Oh, okay. Well, that's quality.
Uh, I have no idea how much of this footage
we're going to use. It's so blurry. It's like useless. Yeah. Is it
cuz I was breathing on it? Oh, maybe. No. It still kind of looks like
Oh, no. No. That's at the other end. Oh, well, we can try that end.
It is pitch black. Wow, this thing sucks.
Is the light Can I The light's on, dude. Oh, maybe the wheel adjust the
brightness,
buddy. Okay, now it is just as Oh, no.
It's a little bit better. It's a little better. Now I have to know if my throat's inflamed. Oh, that is so much
more gross. Guess the price. This can't
be more than like 25 bucks. It was 50 Canadian.
So, what is that like 35? $37 or something. Yeah, you could probably get
it cheaper if you got like the 2 m one. $30. I'll allow it. I want to know what
the game stick is. Is this the original
3D rocker? Yeah. The ad was like, "Hey,
if you buy this, you get two free controllers, 10,000 free games, the free
game stick." How much did we end up paying for it, though? About $50.
Well, then that's not very free then, is it? The ad said it was all free. I just
gave the credit card. Caveat for sure.
Yes, there's a lot of caveats for sure. I don't think I've ever called dual
joysticks referred to as a double rocker. Wait till you feel the
controllers. Man, you're really reaching for features to highlight when you have
to put highlight sunken text. Oh, don't make me bring out the
hammer again. Is there anything in here?
Excellent question. The text isn't sunken.
Also, look at the buttons on the controller. It's aby. Oh, they just put
a cheap game controller dongle into a
little Android stick and then put a micro SD card with some games on it. I
will say that all of the value in this is the ROMs. Oh, there we go. Oh, hey.
Hi there, buddy. That is an Overwatch picture on the Sega Mega Drive. Can you
play Overwatch on the Mega Drive? Let's find out. Or not. You're going to pick
something else. Okay. This is like Donkey Kong. This is nothing like Donkey
Kong. You're jumping over barrels. Oh, doubles. Does that mean it's two? Okay.
GG. What are these random pictures? I know. I don't. That's clearly not from
the virtual boy. 3D baby. Let's go down to have myself time.
Come on. Where you at? Where you at? Where you at? Do you think it's worth 50 USD? Of course not. Okay. Getting down
to the last couple products here. I thought this said birth. Okay. Breath.
Cool. I'll bite. If you had to guess what this product is, you plug it in via
USBC and you wear it as a necklace. Yep.
It's vibrating. Put it on your chest. It's for breathing exercises. So, when
you feel the top, you're supposed to
inhale. And then if you feel the bottom motor, that's when you exhale. But they
have an app. Yeah. But couldn't your phone just vibrate? No. No. Because this
is supposed to be on your chest and so you can, you know, feel feel it. older
people who forget to
Does it work without this? Uh, you need to pair these first. So, this is just a
hardware key for an app that reminds you to breathe. You can choose a different
mode, too. I can figure it out. Yes, sir. It's how to breathe, Elijah. No,
no, but there's different breathing techniques and modes.
He looked confused for a second.
How much do you think this is? Is some new age hippie crap if I've ever seen
it. And there's no way that this thing is less than $200. It is exactly $200.
It's 3D printed. Like, are you kidding me right now? I don't want to knock
anyone who makes this or who buys it or
you know, whatever. No, you should. But I wouldn't buy it and I wouldn't make
it. I liked Reese's guess that it was a breathalyzer. I I I heard him, but I
didn't want to go with his guess, but I was like, "Oh, I don't know. Well, they're based in Edmonton.
Oh man, if you're not from Canada, that joke does not hit. Don't worry, I'm
cheering for the Oilers this year, so you can't be too mad at me. Hi-fi audio
MP3 player for responsible person. Correct. There you go. It's a lot
smaller than I expected. Headphone jack. Line out jack. Oh, crab rave. Let's go.
Okay, that's Wow, that's really loud. Does this volume Okay, yeah, it works. Very fine control. So, it took a little
while to realize it was working, but that's actually good. I like fine control. Oh, look at that. Add to
playlist delete. You got a little wheel interface here. Oh wow. Viewing angles
on this. Not great. Check this out. You can see which one's highlighted. Huh.
Now you see it. Now you don't. Which one's highlighted? Kind of heavy.
Yeah. Well, it's well made because it, you know, Yeah. It's wellmade because of
the price. Micro SD card, USBC charging,
and you can plug it directly in to transfer files to it. You don't need to
take the SD card out if you wanted to. Oh, this wheel sucks. It's got
concentric circles like machined into the surface, so it's really hard to turn
and it's knurled on the sides, but there's this in the way. So, like
getting in there is not great. I hate it, but this is probably like 250 bucks,
but it should be like 180. Hey, you're going to be happy then. It was 120.
Fine. I have no idea if it's any good. Like, it sounds fine, but I have no
context for if there's other options that are like a way better value or whatever. Yeah, it's still very
expensive. You could just use your phone. Well, yes and no, right? Now that
so many phones don't have a flipping headphone jack. Sure. I guess they sound
a heck of a lot better than my AirPods do. Wow. That is That is one loose ass
headphone jack, though. Ed, can you just cut it? That is one loose ass. I'm
sorry. That is one loose ass. Okay. Digital
camera. It is Chazha. Digital camera.
The first camera for young people. The screen is 240 by 240. I mean, it's
stylish. We'll get into that. But that's actually how you film video. So, that
pops up. Got a lens in the front. You
got a flash. Huh. As far as I could tell, it didn't work for me. I don't
think it's actually a flash. Uh, I bet this is actually a flash.
Boom. Got him. Flash storage. Oh, yeah. So, it starts recording, but does that
actually have anything to do with the No, it just starts recording when you
start doing the little No, but then when you stop, it counts down from a couple
seconds and then stops the recording. It's hard to film at eye level. Unless I
was Lucas filming me, then it would be
fine. Any more questions? It's just so convenient. Wow, look at this photo of
Andrew. Do you have Adam taking off his pants? No, no, I did video. That does
look like that. That's not at all what that footage is. The problem is is
because you crank it, it shakes the screen beyond belief.
Yep. Did not think that through. Yeah. As long as this is like 30 bucks, then I
guess it's fine. Oh, dude. You might kill me. It's
200. We bought it on sale for 120, though. We just paid $120 for a 16 gig
micro SD card. We paid for the aesthetic. All right, let's drive around
in the go-kart. Maybe it'll make me feel better. Yeah, it will. Did we seriously get an ad for this thing? The go-kart?
Yeah. Yeah, we did. Now, fun fact, I have a handful of the first gen ones
that my kids and I have been daily driving over the last 4 years. Well, not
daily, but certainly whenever I want to ride a go-kart, that's what I ride. So,
I have a ton of thoughts on what they can improve from their first gen
offering. And this is the Pro2. Correct.
So, this is the second or the second upgrade. What is it? They have called it
the next generation. It's actually a three in one. So, it is a go-kart, a
Segway, and it can plug into your computer and be the racing sim for any
racing game you want to play. Okay. The Segway part is old. Okay. The racing sim
part is new. Yes, it unfortunately arrived today. I haven't gotten to
configure a computer with it yet. This looks like the game kit. So, it looks
like where you plug in your USB into your computer, but then it's also got a
stand to rest the go-kart on, I guess, so it doesn't roll away. But I would
hope it also doesn't go while you're playing the racing sim games. Oh no.
Where do I begin? They still have an
irritating system for pairing to your phone via Bluetooth. It's powered by six
AA batteries rather than being powered
by the rechargeable battery that's in the Segway motor at the back. And it
does not work without them. Really? I
don't I was not aware of that. You not only use the app to set a speed limiter,
which is actually super useful, especially when your kids have friends over and you don't know if they're going
to operate it safely. You can put it in kind of training wheels mode. That's the
main thing that I use the app for. But you can also use it to track how much range you have left. Although I'm not
sure if you'll need that on this one anymore because it looks like there's a display built into the steering wheel.
That's a new upgrade. That display shows things like speed and battery as well as
what gear or mode you're in. That's super cool. My Nemesis, the loose
adjuster for the steering wheel makes a return. I've had to do a few
modifications on mine. Uh, so one of the things that I had to do was put some
extra washers in here so that I could really crank this. Uh, wait, did they
change the mechanism here? Yeah, here it is. It's the same mechanism as before.
So, you just screw this on, you put it through, and then you tighten it like a
bicycle seat. Yeah. Expect to have to faf around with that on a fairly regular
basis. More thoughts. These will come
off. These bolsters, the way that they're attached is I would describe as
temporary. They need to seriously rethink the design of the seats on
these. Um, which they clearly haven't done. Also, they rate it for people up
to 220 lb. But my ass, look at
this. Does not fit in this seat. I mean,
Ninebot's a Chinese company. I'm thinking maybe it's for like a super
tall Chinese guy who weighs 220 lbs cuz it certainly is not for my fat white
booty. As one comment described them, your lesbian hips. Thank you for that.
Yeah, the adjustment mechanism here kind of a pain in the butt. It involves four
Allen keys that you have to painstakingly tighten and untighten
every time you want to slide it to a different length. However, I will say
this. It can accommodate anything from like an 8 or 9year-old to a full grown
adult, although taller people end up looking a bit like Waluigi. Um, and it
does sit pretty securely, unlike this thing, which tends to kind of loosen
over time. The rear slicks are lots of fun, especially on wet ashalt or don't
tell the local parks, uh, wet grass. The e bra I almost never use, but
I'm I guess if you're into it. While we're down here, two Velcro straps. Not
the greatest way to secure the drive unit to the chassis. Uh you got to
really crank them tight so you don't end up with a lot of slop when you're
braking. Um where like this will stop and start and it'll kind of pull apart
and come together. And I I ended up breaking one of them. Um just trying to
keep it tight enough. On the subject of braking though, there is one major issue
that if they fixed it, I'll forgive all the other ones. But for me to know,
we're going to have to actually drive it. All right. Well, we can go full
speed, which is 43 km an hour, by the way. This thing freaking rips. You
ready? Yeah, let's go. All right. Uh, should you be wearing
a
helmet? Oh, they get
going. They didn't fix the braking. There's no fine control of the
brake. The brake is either on or off. So
as soon as you touch the brake, it's like we are stopped now,
sir. Thank you. So in order to have any braking control, you kind of have to
like feather it a little, which sucks
cuz it's like, oh shoot, overcooked it.
With all of my complaints, all of which appear to be
entirely unadressed by this new iteration, I can't deny that it's a lot
of fun. By the way, this is great. Yeah. Oh, now that I'm actually like outside
like Yeah. Thanks again, Coolify, for
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