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They keep getting me to do these damn things. Okay, so the company's called Rollwalk

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and these are called the ERW3s.

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But look at that, 32 kilometers an hour. I don't even know if I wanna walk that fast.

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That's pretty fast. I'll be impressed. What is that?

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You wanna go fast? There should be another picture where he has his arms out.

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That's how you really cruise. What else we got here? These are the shoes themselves.

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They're pretty heavy. I feel like they're lighter than the moonwalkers.

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But this is a different form factor. More of a platform, like they're taller.

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The moonwalks had the wheels kind of more integrated. The radius of the wheel wasn't as great.

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So they were just flatter. These are a lot more like roller skates.

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And then a simpler strapping mechanism as well.

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Oh, you actually get a handheld remote for speed and stuff.

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Acceleration and brake. That is confidence inspiring.

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And then you've got your big fat charging brick. Now, of course, this is the pro model.

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There's a non-pro model that has less battery capacity as some smaller charger.

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And then some parts. Oh my God, I don't want my shoes to come apart.

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Oh, you can switch it up and we could match my jacket.

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That's cool. What's the USB key?

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Oh, just charging this guy, I guess. Oh my God, it's micro B.

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It's a micro B. I haven't seen that on a new product in like four years.

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Oh my God, there's this decals or decals.

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Yeah, that's funny. These look like they just stick on here. You know what, I'm gonna do a couple.

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Why not? Oh no, it's gonna wrinkle.

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Ah, it's still brutal. You know what?

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Don't look at me. All right, so let's look at the shoe.

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So it's got like a soft rubber kind of pad here.

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Pretty robust. Your sole, your shoe goes on. It'd be weird to wear no shoes with this thing.

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Very simple Velcro. That's it, a small amount of padding here.

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A heel stopper, that could be uncomfortable. No padding there.

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Okay, so you don't have to mess with the nuance

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of the super granular and continuous adjustment strap every time.

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You can just, because it has that stretch,

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go and click it in. Is it almost magnetic? That is kind of sick.

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Look at that. That is pretty cool.

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And oh, and then you go this way to take that off. That is pretty cool.

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Then you've got presumably an on button and a little waterproof, gasketed charging port.

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There's a charging port on each one.

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So you can actually take this charger, which is split and charge them both at the same time.

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I don't know what red means yet. We're gonna have to go back to work. Letcha-cha.

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Pre-driving preparation, they call it driving.

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Synchronous remote control technology makes the two skates the same speed.

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That seems useful. Boom. Wow, look at the screen on that.

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That is like a Tamagotchi. That is low-res, baby.

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Hey, but you want the battery to last in this thing. They want you to start on low,

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but I'm gonna become a pro today, I'll tell you that. You know what?

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I'm ready to walk and roll. Let's just wing it.

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Boom, they're on. I bet you could get pretty fast.

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As you can see, I'm an X-man now.

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They actually sell all this gear. Be safe, you know.

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You're gonna be going 30 kilometers an hour. Got knee pads, double pads, wrist pads.

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The lanyard on the remote already broke when I was trying to put the lanyard on over this wrist pad,

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so your mileage may vary there. So far, my mileage is zero.

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Oh, God. Okay, whoa.

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Okay, it's like wearing roller blades. Holding this with the wrist pad on is less than ideal.

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I'm gonna try to accelerate.

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Oh my God. Oh God, it's a good, okay.

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Later, b****. I don't know how to turn.

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The thing with the moonwalkers was that you actually

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were skating and that kind of made it more intuitive, whereas when this is kind of driving itself,

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I guess you can still do a skating motion to turn. Can I just lean to turn?

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Ah, no, don't do that. Oh, whoa.

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You got, oh, that's why they tell you to go forward. Because there's, okay, this is actually something

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that's useful now. And you kind of can turn by leaning.

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Oh my God, I feel powerful as hell.

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Ha, ha, ha. Yes.

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Power. Yeah.

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I feel like I could probably get a lot better at this

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over time and not look like such liability.

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Hey, what's up, Jake? How you doing, man? No, this is regular. Hey, I'm gonna come over and break, holy.

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Oh God. I feel like these actually kind of deliver

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on what they promise.

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How fast am I going here? 21. Whoa.

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Okay. I think I could get reasonably good at moving around quickly on these.

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I don't know how fast you can stop. You can stop within five seconds,

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but I don't think you can stop in terms of like, oh no, there's a car there.

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Like fast, kind of scary. At first, I feel a little stiff, like I'm like, you know,

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whoa. But over time, it feels more fluid and natural,

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like more athletic. You can move through it, kind of like skiing. Turning seems to be easier at faster speeds.

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Although it was a bit iffy, but when you're going faster,

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you can kind of steer around things similar to roller skates, I'd say.

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And you definitely have to lean forward, especially when you start getting going.

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Otherwise, you'll fall backward. So I found that I prefer to have my left foot forward

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and kind of, I mean, the noodle arms are just for fun,

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but you do need to be leaned over like this. But I think that as I was more comfortable,

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I would switch which leg was forward. One of the issues with these is the fit onto the shoe.

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I definitely feel like my foot can roll off. I'd rather this toe strap was up here,

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but I don't really feel like I have a lot of ability to shift that.

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I wear a size 10 usually, 10 ish, 10 and a half.

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I wish I could slide this forward or slide that back.

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Some ability in this plane to adjust them so I could have the straps at the strongest part of the foot.

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Like covering my mid foot would be great.

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What are these? These are too cool for you, losers.

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We made it back alive, barely. Obviously that was a bit of a flail show,

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but I am confident that within like a day, I would look a lot more graceful out there.

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Definitely was happy to have these pads though, even though I was talking smack earlier.

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That said, the whole like five seconds to get set up thing when you have to put all these pads on,

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it's more like five minutes. So should you buy these things? I will say that I'm less likely to wear these indoors,

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like at the grocery store, like they advertise, pushing your car around with these. I'm less likely to do that,

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given that A, they don't have that intuitive walking motion,

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like the moonwalks, where you just walk like a normal human

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and then the faster you walk, the faster they travel. Rather, these are just motorized shoes, really.

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So you're standing still at low speeds, it's just more awkward.

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Secondly, you gotta hold this in your hand. How am I gonna push a shopping cart with one hand?

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Well, my other hand manipulates this thing. Third, stairs.

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Doesn't seem like a good idea. These just free roll all the time.

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They don't have a lock feature, as far as I'm aware,

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so that I could actually press my toe down, like this is the only thing making contact with a stair

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and it's not gonna roll. Yeah, limited utility to wear them beyond your commute.

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As for the commuting part, though, they're faster.

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If they fit your foot well and you're confident in them, you could get places,

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but why not just get a scooter you can hop on and off? I don't know, and you probably pay less.

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How much do these things cost? These are $600 US dollars. The non-pros are $500.

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That's a lot. Scooters are also pretty expensive, but probably more versatile and resellable

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and there's competition in that space. Hey, these are cheaper than the moonwalkers,

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that's for sure. Those two products are kind of on the same hierarchy. So since these are like a third of the price,

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then that's great. Oh, they got their work cut out from getting people to try to buy these and wear these

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and use these all over the town. So they advertise a range for the batteries,

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about 15 miles, and these can go up to 20 miles per hour.

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So if you were ripping at the highest pro speed,

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I guess you could get about 45 minutes of battery life and they charge in one hour.

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So just considering what kind of commute I would want if I was the ideal customer for this.

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I don't think it's worth it if you have a 20 minute walk to work, that's a short walk,

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but if you had a 40 minute walk to work and maybe no good bus service,

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and this could cut it down to 20 or 15.

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I just don't think there's anywhere that these can go where you can't use another more normal, possibly cheaper

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and more versatile means of transportation like a bicycle or a scooter.

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It's just weird that you can't hop off and just be safe on your feet and like chill.

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You can do that with almost all the other ones. So glad I experienced it.

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I'm just not convinced there's a future where these are mainstream. So thanks for watching guys.

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If you're interested in this and you wanna see other hijinks, watch me try the shift moonwalkers on ShortCircuit.

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That was a time. Survive that one too.

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I was doing more jumps.
