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you may know this is a virtual set but you probably don't know that I'm a

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virtual host I'm not actually Riley Murdoch I'm someone else and they're

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deep faking me to look like Ned Flanders Apple prognosticator Mark germanis who

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wanders the germick plains talked of Apple's plans to make an iPhone with no

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ports in his newsletter this week saying the tech giant didn't do that for the

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upcoming iPhone 17 air for fear of

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repercussions from the EU who traumatized the company by making them

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switch from their proprietary lightning connector to

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USBC the connector for poor people well

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9-5 Mac took the liberty of asking the EU about this directly who said yeah

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actually that that would be fine uh they probably said it with a European accent

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though iPhone with no ports only make

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safe charging very cool I don't know what's wrong with me the idea isn't that

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crazy mac World writer David Price says

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he's had the iPhone 16 plus for 6 months

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and he's never used his iPhone's USBC

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port and I'd love to ask him some questions but while the EU is Chill

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about a portless iPhone they are still very much not chill about Apple's wal

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Garden approach the block just ordered Apple to make notifications background

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execution and a number of other iOS features available for third-party

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devices like SmartWatches to use these are changes that Apple has said would be

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bad for our products and our users because sure other Operating Systems

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Support those things and their users seem fine but what is it doing to their

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Immortal Souls sin has befouled your

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heart the eu's order comes right after

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Pebble founder Eric migicovsky unveiled two new Pebble OSS powered SmartWatches

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from his new company core devices they're called The Core time 2 and The

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Core 2 Duo so named because as Eric told

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The Verge it's like a pebble too but it's made by core devices and then Duo

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is for doover which okay sure anyway Eric wrote a blog

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post about how iOS doesn't let thirdparty watches do a bunch of things

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but maybe they will now in Europe anyway

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the EU also charged Google today with breaching the digital markets act by

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preferencing its own products in Search and Google Play prompting Google to blog

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about how in anything would be hurting

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consumers and businesses you sure about

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that you sure about that you sure this

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morning NVIDIA kicked off their GPU technology conference an event CEO

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Jensen hang hyped up as the Super Bowl

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of AI but with less fun commercials and

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more pleading for investors to stay hodling Team Green made the rumors of

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RTX Pro gpus come true the flagship

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Blackwell RTX Pro 600 000 GPU will use the same base chip as an RTX 590 but

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with up to 96 GB of vram or 24 gigs on

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laptop versions Jensen also unveiled what he called two personal AI

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supercomputers one is Project digits the Mini PC first revealed at CES but it's

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been renamed to dgx spark and in

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addition to NVIDIA's own design o like ASUS Dell and HP will be selling their

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own versions powered by NVIDIA's gb10 super chip a term investors probably

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love way more than Apu what the other

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personal supercomputer is the dgx station which fits the company's brand

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new Blackwell Ultra gb300 chip with 784

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gbes of unified memory onto a standard

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desktop siiz motherboard it's like a mini version of the giant nvl 72 units

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with 72 Blackwell Ultra gpus also

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unveiled by NVIDIA alongside an updated road map promising Reuben gpus in 2026

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and Fineman gpus in 2027 the former of

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which will also pair with Vera the company's first CPU with fully custom

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armed CPU cores it's a lot of AI stuff

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so thank goodness NVIDIA took a second to announce the accelerated Quantum

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Research Center a supercomputer facility to hopefully help research on quantum

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computers give us something other than overhyped shout out to

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Microsoft but NVIDIA is definitely not slowing down on AI they just announced a

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Consortium with Microsoft Black Rock and mgx to spend a hundred billion dollar on

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AI data centers with Jensen promising that we'll soon be able to see these

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huge server Farms from space Also anyone

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with a sigma grind set can break social media algorithms with AI slop yes get

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though keeping your family's online life private is a team effort and that's why

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manage so you can get back to staring deeply into each other's eyes and

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saying I love you no matter what check

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out delete me at the link in the description can you see the Deep fake

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yet you know like how how like when I make certain movements it's like a bit

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off I'll try to do the quick bits just like Riley after full unboxing videos of

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the pixel 9A were posted earlier this week Google officially revealed the

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phone in all its camera bump less Glory

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it starts at 500 bucks for 128 gigs of storage and 8 gigs of RAM and compared

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to the pixel 8A it's got a slightly larger and brighter 6.3 in screen with 7

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years of included Android updates and ip68 dust and water resistance up from

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IP67 hey sounds de de nuts because as

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because as they unveiled the 9A they also delayed its launch to April to

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check on a component quality issue which

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is weird because that has never caused Google to hesitate before it's a good

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sign that they're taking pixel Hardware more seriously though and also they're

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finally adding undo and redo buttons to their keyboard that's unrelated but it's

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good Windows 11 has a couple updates on the way that are even cooler than the

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one that just deleted co-pilot a recent Insider build includes a new virtual

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keyboard for game controllers which at the very least should allow Gamers with

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Windows handhelds to type stuff without taking their hands off the controls so

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they can keep working on giving it that nice sweat patina another Insider build

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feature adds a FAQ section to Windows 11's about this PC section which appears

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to provide an explanation for why you're losing every valerant match it's because

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your PC sucks and your team does too

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it's never you we know that Chinese car manufacturer byd claimed last week that

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its upcoming Super E platform will support electric vehicle charging at up

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to 1,000 kilow fully charging some vehicles in as little as 5 minutes that

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technology would leap from frog competitors whose Chargers usually top

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out at around 350 KW is 5 minutes is

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really fast I mean that's barely enough time to grab some pork skins from 7-Eleven and get back to your car before

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it explodes and Korean researchers have genetically engineered a strain of ecoli

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bacteria to produce Plastics

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which sort of the opposite of what I thought we were trying to do but uh oh

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but if I keep reading Riley's script remember I'm not him I'll find out that

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the Plastics are actually glucose-based polymers which can be broken down by

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other also engineered bacteria make it

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and degrade it that seems circular why

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are we doing this again look I'm going to head out and let the real Riley give

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you some more Tech news on Friday can we turn the Deep fake off now that felt

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weird