WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:05.700 Apple's WWDC keynote ended with one more 00:00:03.780 --> 00:00:10.559 thing that took up almost half the length of the live stream I'm Riley this 00:00:07.919 --> 00:00:16.020 is techlinked and this is the Vision Pro Apple's long rumored headset that Tim 00:00:12.960 --> 00:00:18.840 Cook is a little too excited about the 00:00:16.020 --> 00:00:22.980 mixed reality headset starts at 3 500 but it'll cost more if you wear glasses 00:00:21.480 --> 00:00:28.500 because you'll apparently have to buy prescription lens inserts for the crime 00:00:25.560 --> 00:00:32.099 of being born into a weak genetic line I messed up and already had a kid Apple is 00:00:30.359 --> 00:00:38.700 telling me that was a mistake The Vision Pro features a higher than 4K micro OLED 00:00:35.100 --> 00:00:41.700 display for each eye and audio pods for 00:00:38.700 --> 00:00:43.680 spatial audio apparently the pods match 00:00:41.700 --> 00:00:49.200 the sound to your rooms features and materials using audio Ray tracing which 00:00:47.040 --> 00:00:54.300 is totally real and will definitely affect your ears frame rate so make sure 00:00:51.360 --> 00:00:58.559 you get NVIDIA's dlss hearing aids that will stop the pain the headset 00:00:56.699 --> 00:01:03.420 contains a buttload of cameras and sensors so you can control it with just 00:01:00.420 --> 00:01:06.360 your eyes and hands take 3d pictures and 00:01:03.420 --> 00:01:10.140 record 3D videos with spatial audio now the only thing stopping you from making 00:01:07.860 --> 00:01:13.979 the immersive sex tape of your dreams is convincing a human being to sleep with 00:01:12.119 --> 00:01:18.900 you while you're wearing what looks like a pair of albeit very nice ski goggles 00:01:17.159 --> 00:01:22.860 if you'd rather not be reminded that you probably look like a dork environments 00:01:21.060 --> 00:01:27.840 will allow you to block out the outside world while still allowing you to see 00:01:24.840 --> 00:01:30.600 people when they get close to you 00:01:27.840 --> 00:01:34.439 which is never to so alone to see whether this is really hot are you doing 00:01:32.759 --> 00:01:38.759 this that's why you never let people get close to you and those people will be 00:01:36.479 --> 00:01:44.220 able to see your eyes projected onto the exterior screen which I can imagine will 00:01:41.880 --> 00:01:48.900 both help and hamper social uh interactions like your eyes are going to 00:01:46.920 --> 00:01:54.420 be this removed from your face the device is kept secure with optic ID 00:01:51.060 --> 00:01:55.979 which recognizes your iris so no one can 00:01:54.420 --> 00:02:01.320 see all the videos of you failing to convince people to sleep with you while you wear your Vision Pro it's hard 00:01:59.100 --> 00:02:04.700 enough as is hey I have a proposition for you 00:02:05.280 --> 00:02:11.340 I need your Mac announcement today including a brand new 15-inch MacBook 00:02:09.239 --> 00:02:15.300 Air apparently it's the world's best 15-inch laptop and I believe that 00:02:13.560 --> 00:02:20.099 because a man apparently named John turnus said it twice in three minutes 00:02:17.640 --> 00:02:24.540 he's no Craig federigi but he's doing his best that's what matters I'm cheered 00:02:22.739 --> 00:02:29.040 for the turn to be fair it'll have the power of an M2 Chip two extra inches of 00:02:26.940 --> 00:02:34.560 screen real estate and yet according to Apple will still achieve up to 18 hours 00:02:31.800 --> 00:02:39.900 of battery life this is a feat a Windows laptop hasn't achieved since that time 00:02:36.599 --> 00:02:41.879 hell froze over because it hasn't it's 00:02:39.900 --> 00:02:46.440 never happened apple is also refreshing their Mac Studio lineup with their brand 00:02:43.800 --> 00:02:52.019 new M2 Ultra chip they developed without any CIA brainwashing at all 00:02:49.620 --> 00:02:56.640 some LSD though probably because it's just two M2 Max chips smushed together 00:02:54.780 --> 00:03:01.379 and you're not gonna believe this but Apple says the ultra is twice as fast as 00:02:59.459 --> 00:03:05.400 the max all for a low price of four thousand 00:03:03.599 --> 00:03:10.319 dollars if you want it in the Mac Studio that is but why buy that when you can 00:03:07.800 --> 00:03:16.140 buy the new Mac Pro with the same chip but more Thunderbolt ports and six PCIe 00:03:13.140 --> 00:03:18.420 Gen 4 slots in the same swiss cheese 00:03:16.140 --> 00:03:22.800 chassis you know and love according to the presentation if you put six video i 00:03:20.700 --> 00:03:28.620 o cards in the Mac Pro you can ingest 24 4k camera feeds and encode them to 00:03:25.560 --> 00:03:30.420 prores in real time why would you do 00:03:28.620 --> 00:03:33.239 that you better think of a reason quick otherwise you're going to look very 00:03:31.680 --> 00:03:37.080 foolish for spending at least seven thousand dollars on a new Mac Pro you 00:03:35.040 --> 00:03:42.180 don't even work with video You're an air conditioning technician what were you 00:03:39.060 --> 00:03:44.340 thinking hvacs don't need Max and apple 00:03:42.180 --> 00:03:50.040 also announced major updates to all their os's iOS 17 will let you customize 00:03:47.099 --> 00:03:54.720 a contact poster that other iPhone users will see when you call them opening up a 00:03:52.319 --> 00:03:58.379 prime new Avenue for trolling Apple introduced live voicemail which is 00:03:56.580 --> 00:04:02.060 basically pixel phone's call screening but better because you get to keep the 00:04:00.239 --> 00:04:06.959 voicemail after great for spam message collectors also 00:04:05.280 --> 00:04:10.379 apple is putting Transformer language models into their auto correct and 00:04:08.760 --> 00:04:15.360 dictation features to make their results more accurate and personalized to you we 00:04:13.379 --> 00:04:20.579 put llms in your keyboard I'm sure this will go fine for iPad OS Apple decided 00:04:18.120 --> 00:04:24.360 to skip over how Craig federighi can somehow apparently harness the force so 00:04:22.680 --> 00:04:28.620 they could focus on what we really care about widgets and when Craig was done 00:04:26.699 --> 00:04:33.240 talking about widgets on iPad he came back to introduce macOS Sonoma so he 00:04:31.080 --> 00:04:38.100 could finally dive deep into what users really want to see widgets including 00:04:35.820 --> 00:04:42.180 widgets for Apollo for Reddit which will be great to use until the Reddit API 00:04:39.780 --> 00:04:46.080 costs shut the app down too soon the biggest announcement 00:04:44.160 --> 00:04:51.120 however was that Apple remembered about video games Sonoma has a new game mode 00:04:48.840 --> 00:04:55.699 that prioritizes game performance like Windows does but 00:04:53.100 --> 00:05:00.660 sleeker it's just better in some way they even 00:04:58.560 --> 00:05:04.919 brought hideo Kojima on to announce death stranding for mac and got him to 00:05:02.820 --> 00:05:09.540 encourage other developers to also bring their games to the Mac presumably using 00:05:07.199 --> 00:05:12.560 Apple's new game porting toolkit that will make porting easier 00:05:12.660 --> 00:05:18.720 this it's happening perhaps coincidentally or perhaps not cross over 00:05:16.860 --> 00:05:24.240 a third-party software that allows Windows applications to run on macOS 00:05:20.699 --> 00:05:26.460 also announced DirectX 12 support apple 00:05:24.240 --> 00:05:31.800 series about AR Apple series about gaming now what's next a tech news 00:05:28.500 --> 00:05:32.880 Roundup show please don't come at me Tim 00:05:31.800 --> 00:05:37.800 Cook no he scares me now it's time for quick 00:05:35.940 --> 00:05:40.860 bits brought to you by xsplit whether you're a streamer content creator or 00:05:39.479 --> 00:05:45.120 you're always on video calls for work xsplits Cutting Edge broadcasting and 00:05:43.080 --> 00:05:49.320 video production tools can help you 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bits but that's because the front half was a bigger 00:06:29.880 --> 00:06:33.800 slice of Beefcake than Dwayne Johnson 00:06:33.860 --> 00:06:41.520 he's what was that Riley 00:06:38.699 --> 00:06:46.979 he's in the fastest Dwayne Johnson bro I'm doing the rock that was Hobbs 00:06:45.300 --> 00:06:51.600 I haven't seen any of those Microsoft has revealed it is ending support for 00:06:48.780 --> 00:06:56.100 Cortana on Windows 10 and 11 later this year this comes merely a week after the 00:06:53.940 --> 00:07:01.740 announcement of Windows co-pilot their new AI assistant powered by Chachi BT 00:06:58.440 --> 00:07:03.360 who's frankly hotter for some reason 00:07:01.740 --> 00:07:08.160 though Cortana will still be available in the Outlook and teams mobile apps as 00:07:07.020 --> 00:07:13.199 punishment to be fair Chachi BT is a better 00:07:10.740 --> 00:07:18.180 representation of Halo's Cortana than Microsoft's Cortana I mean Microsoft's 00:07:16.319 --> 00:07:22.800 original attempt wasn't even insane it just made users feel that way which an 00:07:20.940 --> 00:07:27.180 Insider at Google has leaked what they claim are the specs for Google's 00:07:24.479 --> 00:07:32.639 upcoming tensor G3 chip inside the upcoming pixel 8 and 8 Pro why 00:07:31.020 --> 00:07:35.880 maybe they live for the thrill of such things they didn't explain that to 00:07:34.020 --> 00:07:42.419 Android authority but they did say the G3 would have an elusive 9 core 00:07:38.460 --> 00:07:46.199 configuration four little cortex a510s 00:07:42.419 --> 00:07:49.020 four mid-size cortex a715s and a single 00:07:46.199 --> 00:07:52.620 cortex X3 to bring the number of cores to an odd number 00:07:50.940 --> 00:07:55.620 feels so wrong and maybe there's something to that because apparently it 00:07:54.120 --> 00:08:01.740 doesn't even match the performance of last year's Snapdragon 8 plus gen 1 on 00:07:58.199 --> 00:08:03.960 geekbench Nona core 00:08:01.740 --> 00:08:08.520 that's not a word that's I don't know nikor Finance the world's largest 00:08:06.419 --> 00:08:15.000 cryptocurrency exchange and its founder Chang Pang Xiao are being sued by the 00:08:11.280 --> 00:08:17.280 SEC over allegedly mishandling funds 00:08:15.000 --> 00:08:21.660 does that sound so familiar anyway the commission levied 13 charges 00:08:19.860 --> 00:08:26.220 against the firm including co-mingling and diverting customer assets to an 00:08:23.699 --> 00:08:32.580 entity called Sigma chain that is owned by Zhao sounds like bad news for FTX I 00:08:29.160 --> 00:08:35.120 mean binance sorry that was a freedian 00:08:32.580 --> 00:08:35.120 slip 00:08:37.260 --> 00:08:43.620 and several organizations have been affected by a mass hack with the 00:08:41.399 --> 00:08:48.420 personal data of employees from BBC British Airways and others being stolen 00:08:46.620 --> 00:08:53.220 due to a hack of their payroll services provider but that hack itself is a 00:08:51.300 --> 00:08:57.959 symptom of a vulnerability in the widely used move it file transfer tool the 00:08:56.459 --> 00:09:02.820 government of the Canadian province of Nova Scotia that's its full title was 00:09:00.660 --> 00:09:06.779 also hacked potentially compromising the personal information of citizens Nova 00:09:05.040 --> 00:09:10.860 scotians should take solace in being able to buy a home for less than a 00:09:08.339 --> 00:09:15.600 million dollars you think you have it bad and you should 00:09:13.740 --> 00:09:19.920 take solace knowing we'll be back on Wednesday with more Tech news it'll 00:09:17.580 --> 00:09:24.740 everything's going to be fine is on to lose more Tech news 00:09:22.080 --> 00:09:24.740 it's all about