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so you want to play some pirated games but you're afraid of downloading a virus

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or getting locked up like Gary Bowser thankfully AliExpress is here for you

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look at all this uh garbage some of it's

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eye-catching 100,000 games plug and play

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HD big screen game console wait what's that kinh Hank super console xg1

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,000 dual systems in one batt sah 33

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professional office entertainment what are

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you yeah that's right as soon as I saw this thing I had to buy it or rather

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Jake told me I had to buy it so we could see if it actually comes with over

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120,000 games if it does I assume they've got to be retro games since you

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won't be playing Modern AAA titles with a laptop chip from 4 years ago and 8

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gigs of RAM or can you it has an NVIDIA

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GPU what else is there for us to discover here oh 4K output you say real

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and shocking picture effect wow I can't

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wait for a shocking picture effect this just looks like a very basic mini

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computer for 1,000 bucks they better really wow me with the software it

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includes a big fat power brick does about 150 watts so it's about what you'd

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get with a mid-tier gaming laptop we've got the box itself a power adapter and

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an HDMI cable that's it there's controllers oh right the controllers

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oh the betong bat 2 W wired I've heard

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of this maybe actually no of course not oh okay it's a got a nice long cable oh

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wow that's actually not very long I'm how how many of you are this far from

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your couch oh gosh it doesn't even have analog triggers but hey thank goodness

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there's a turbo button okay so it comes with a PS2 grade controller in the Box

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hey PS2 controllers are better than that did they have analog triggers they anal

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face buttons okay so it comes with a PS1 grade

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controller the pl seem all right and one

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of them is white flof it doesn't look like you tested the controllers you're

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just leaving me to figure out how great they are on my own in this in this case

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yes not very I mean this one's cute looking at least bisera 33 plus win 11

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Pro really Windows 11 Pro oh how much

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you want to bet that's pirated well I'm trying to get this open we can talk

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about specs it's got an adopt I9 9880h 8

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core processor I don't I don't know what adopt means in this context maybe

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recertified either way supposedly it's an Intel chip a 1650 independent

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graphics card 8 gigs ddr4 with dual RAM

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slots which sounds like a single Channel out of the box hello how does this where

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are the seams in you I am extremely confused we found something you can't

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first purchase or subscription okay I got under it there are Clips wow that's

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a pretty good looking cooling system please tell me this thing's not running

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off of a mechanical hard drive though oh no it has a boot SSD this is one of

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those weird products guys where it would make sense to me if they were just using

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main boards that were destined for laptops but then you know the order was

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canceled or something like that but to actually engineer this board just for

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this product how many of these could they possibly be selling if it was cheap

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sure but it's $1,000 for a

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$1650 and an 8 core chip and this SSD is

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very basic wow it's a good guy not to be

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confused with a bad guy I mean I always like it when the good guy is on my side

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ooh highspeed SSD I mean high is

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relative wo whoo whoo wo they say this is PCIe Gen 4 oh man well

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we caught them in their first outright lie on the spec sheet this is supposedly

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a PCIe by4 SSD it is not that it is in

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fact a SATA SSD you can tell from the keying here not that being PCIe would

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make this any faster really these are apparently available for as little as

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$9.80 in quantities of a th000 we've also got our memory stick

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here oh the puns are real from the markings these appear to be Samsung

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chips but I'm not sure if I believe that because the brand is H

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dis we've got Goa and who disc the

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antennas are both hooked up so you know

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that's good power button daughter board seem to be about what you'd expect the

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io is not terrible by modern standards gigabit Lan quad USB 3s two USB 2s

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DisplayPort HDMI and USB type-c this

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has got to be just an existing Mini PC that they Jed up with with this aluminum

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plate and then filled with pirated games like wait okay we've already found some

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conflicting information depending where you look it's over 110,000 or over

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120,000 okay the host is more powerful and the loading speed is very fast let

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happiness come faster so that's what I'm always telling my wife oh wow the

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marketing for this is extremely bombastic and I'm not using that word

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lightly the performance of the GTX 1650

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is more outstanding more outstanding than what and it can easily cope with

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large scale games such as League of Legends pubg and Playstation 2 yes when

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I think of large scale games I really think of PS2 dual Channel memory

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operation more smooth but we didn't bother actually giving you any of that

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oh my God now it's 71,000 plus games the

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farther I scroll down the page the fewer games are included you know what I got

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to wonder is this stuff just way cheaper

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in China cuz the thing is in China you can get great deals like better than we

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can get here on some Hardware like used mining cards for example so you can look

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at a product like this and go oh lus you don't understand because it's for the Chinese market and I'm like right it has

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to be more competitive what makes a worse product good for the Chinese

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market I don't let's just let's fire it up wait where are you going you're not

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going to help set this up no no no no no you said you'd set it up no come come on

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what the cable length is not a plus here

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and the rear iio just flip it in reverse that eats up a solid foot of your

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definitely not s fet oh my God now we

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got the pretty side facing us okay you just reach around to press the power

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Buton okay I'm turning it on yeah turn it on oh we've got to set it to the

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original boot in BIOS cuz it originally did boot into uh batera 33 oh okay and

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it's like an arcade launcher yeah yeah so we need a keyboard and mouse but

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another thing to note while we're in Windows is look it's uh it's got a little power cuz you know it's connected

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to a power it's like it's on battery oh my goodness but then it's like exto it

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thinks it's a laptop yeah with a missing battery and it's just plugged into the

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wall this isn't Windows 11 oh yeah it lists Windows 11 Pro yeah this is

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clearly Windows 10 yeah what the heck so

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yeah check specs what else is in here and also what the heck a no wonder I

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stumbled over the name of the CPU so many times

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i99 I 998 I didn't register why I kept

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saying it wrong there is no 9880hk oh it's a 9980hk yeah dang it now Mash F2

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f8 F10 and delete because we don't know

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which one is the right BIOS

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key hey hey it dual boots by default Windows is

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installed but so bad as sah now normally it originally boots straight into batera

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and he altered this when setting it up but yeah if you if you boot into our

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hard drive there we go yeah wait oh

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interesting so that's the other problem is we installed some games on Windows

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yeah but there was not much space so there's only a few games installed right

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and the boot manager is on the hard drive interesting seems like they have a

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lot of confidence in their SSD kinh kenank games retro all right hey well

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let's get this keyboard out of here this is a console that yeah Neo Geo Sony

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PlayStation Quake 2 Wii U I mean if

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they've got you know 100,000 games

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hey 122,123

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yeah this is real great I'm having fun look can you not be a Debbie Downer I

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don't think we're doing anything I spent good money on this gaming console and on

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your companionship today yeah I'm really not getting a great value out of either

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of them I think we should play a game we're

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familiar with I don't know what the hell this is I don't know how to play it this

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is like I've played some really old PC games this is even beyond my time but

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can you even figure out how to get out of the game oh oh W there's a menu yeah

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great this is just retroarch yeah yeah pretty much it's just a Linux drro ooh

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3D

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3D pick pick a game that you've actually

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played all right I will pick a game I have actually played okay here we go NHL

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94 let's go look at how many pixels that

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guy's face is made out of oh it's gry

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let's go great

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one hold on a second I think I can make him watch the instant replay oh my God

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this is like rocket League where one guy doesn't skip the replay yeah except

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you're going back and then making me watch the replay it's even

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worse it's even worse wow and he can't stop me

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incredible what a game you know what the

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d-pad pretty usable it's not great it's not great but it's usable it's

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definitely usable in their marketing do they say that you'll spend so much time

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playing with it because you can't figure out how to turn it off maybe join a oh oh what' you press

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uh back and start at the same time what I tried that I don't know maybe it's cuz

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I'm player one okay they got Sinclair all games favorites 3dio Amiga Atari I

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don't think we're going to get through all these we're at a we're at a holy

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crap you're right we're still at ccom I'm wait can I check the Commodore oh

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yeah sure yeah oh wow are there ever a lot of games for the Commodore 122,000

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games all at your disposal so you're going to get a lot of just complete

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garbage in this entire list yeah you

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just hit D and you've been holding scroll for like a good 30 seconds or

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something this was such a bad time for games

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my oh my God I like how they've actually

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done the like sidebars for the 3x4 original game supported only two players

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nostalgic gives you four player version you need to buy more friends crapped

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cracked from disc by

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CERN I don't remember how it works really seems fine I don't think I'm

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doing anything but that's okay I didn't really want to play Marble Madness any

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no no you you try see if your joystick doesn't anything oh it does what so we

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can mess with each other I mean that's kind of cool this must have been incredibly frustrating playing with

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younger or older siblings okay this is riveting but we should probably play

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more games what yeah you're not having fun I mean I am having fun but we should

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see how how much uh how much software are you not entertained super xg1 comes

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with okay honestly it's not a bad selection though we've got like every

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game boy iteration color Advance regular game boy it's interesting to me that for

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Super Nintendo for example they don't just have the entire collection it's not

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like the ROMs take up a ton of space and it's not like they're licensing it

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legitimately so there's no cost to it I guess it was just easier to look wait we

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get a total of one Xbox game I was going to say this is weird they've only okay

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to be fair they've got one of the best Xbox games they've got Jet Set Radio

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Future but uh yeah I don't know why it's

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the only Xbox game well probably because they want to advertise a huge library

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and Xbox game actually take up space that's true oh yeah this is great wow

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that fan is going boys the Labs tested

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it briefly for thermals and stuff and it

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only maxes out on the GPU around uh 7 3°

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on The Hot Spot more like 67 65 average

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but you can hear why fans just crank right up okay battle mode yeah we're not

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practicing that's lame um okay what do you want to play graffiti Wars it's got

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wars in the name oh yeah yeah gum beet

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yo-yo I'm yo-yo and corn I want to be corn this is a classic I have never

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played this game so I have absolutely no idea what's going on it's

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roller skating and graffiti that's that's all you got to know I want to

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fight how do we fight I mean we're trying but it's not working very well

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cuz I haven't played J

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ow what's your problem let's try a different game okay

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the ethics of giving money to Pirates aside if you are the kind of person who

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is not technical at all you're my in-laws the kids come over to your house

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and you've got something fun for them to do and a lot of games to choose from

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they're not going to say we got nothing to play um cast oh that'd be cool if

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they have power Stone on here Power Stone one and two nice okay so we'll

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play Power Stone sure so the funny thing about bosera is it literally lists on

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its Linux drro we do not endorse pirating you have to own these games and

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blah blah blah get your own ROMs and they're clearly not affiliated with the

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Basera team at all oh waa this is like 3D yeah yeah yeah yeah it was like

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really crazy for the time cuz virtu a fighter uh CRA but virtu fighter looked

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looked like ass yeah what the how do I pick up the

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guns though yes what just happened boom I shot you the what is even happening

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right now basic smash pretty much yeah how do I pick up a sword I don't even

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know how to you hit the pickup button well I don't know where the pickup button is I can't tell what any of the

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buttons do Power Stone this was crazy good I

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haven't even touched him I know this this was like wild when it came out

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everyone loved Power Stone and for good

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reason yeah you're just flying around so much nice nice nice did let us beat you

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yeah secret secretly I've played a lot of power still are you sure okay tell

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you what let's pick a game you think you can win oh my god oh Tekken sure oh no

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another fighting game yeah oh what it didn't even load Tekken what just

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happened oh is this when uh is this when Konami had um a uh loading screen games

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yeah they patented the loading screen games so no one else could do it destroyed an entire multiple eras of

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Gaming Quang is really cheap cuz you just do a bunch of kicks all the

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time that's what he does so you're going to just be like that just going to kick

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you Nina might win like they're all good Tekken was I don't know reasonably

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balanced I don't know what blck is I don't know I think it's just back away

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also terrible yeah this looks so bad low

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kick low kick low kick low kick low kick till you

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lose oh no dang

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it don't don't use the cheap low kick strategy against me oh that's the Ki Oh

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I was in I figured out the stance okay how do I get back into the stance too

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bad I knocked you out by hitting you in the knee know you know what's really

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funny is this is a lot like playing games with Luke because the first time

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we play something I will almost always win right and then and then once he has

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about 5 10 minutes to pick it up he will annihilate me for the rest of the

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session in conclusion for the price it's woefully undp and all the software that

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is adding value to it is pirated and available for free if you're willing to

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Pirate it which you are because you bought one of these with that said I

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think that it's worth following up this video with a look at some more

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AliExpress consoles that come preloaded with things because at a more reasonable

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price while I would never recommend them or condone them I could see how they

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might be attractive to some people yeah a 100 bucks or 200 bucks might be a lot

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more reasonable especially when you're getting 100,000 games with those ones

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