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this is a banana to eat

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and there's another banana index box for

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you to use from London apparently it's a

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beautiful wooden box with a little thing you can open it up

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okay

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okay it's pretty thick I don't really sound

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weird but you guys get out your dirty mind this is a practical piece of

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thing you can have in the house this one's a limited edition this one I put

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into 2 or 50 pieces beautiful here don't

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touch it like that um this product is a wall lamp it must

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be used as a wall lamp only what are you thinking what else would you use with

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this lamp this is not a sex toy it's

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pretty obvious it's a lamp um please do not try to put it

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inside your body they actually say that because you're not allowed to put this

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inside your body other people and animals obviously oh my gosh

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that yes he does it don't put why would you he could hurt and even

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kill someone what

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this product is insane and very

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dangerous if you are watching this make sure you read the guideline okay we

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don't want anyone get hurt let's take a look at this beautiful lamp

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it's a lamp before I start touching this lamp I need to make it verified by

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dbrand thanks dbrand for sponsoring this video dbrand has a lot of stickers you

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know as you can see the phone iPad

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MacBook any stickers you you want you

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can customize this look or even this colorful beautiful skin or even you

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could just pay eight dollars to verify anything a penis lamp so make sure you

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head over shirtliness.com to buy a lot

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of beautiful stickers and verify everything okay sorry you're telling me

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this is 10 each 10 inch long is it long enough I don't know for lamb

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I think it's long enough let me touch it just I really why am I excited okay calm

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down looks like let's be professional

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this is a lamp oh

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first I notice as thick and it's 10

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inches long how thick it is two and a

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half inches I came in country one head

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don't put in my mouth like I can't even control it with one hand the material

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they use is very smooth like silky if

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you put it next to your bed before bed you want if you touch it you feel more

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soothing right you want a good soft material and this is the limited edition

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so they have little like little diamond ring oh look at the diamond ring thing

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on the penis ring beautiful it's a lap

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lap soy lamp is not a penis apparently

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this product is inspired by medieval torch and a part of human body which

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symbolize New Birth it's very meaningful it's created by the artist in London

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Anonymous artists he sells a lot of different things on the on his website

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lamp some art that costs hundred thousand of dollars he also has

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different kind of like style of lamp like with like spiky thing and just very

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simple one colorful one and this one is a limited edition

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um it's cool I mean it's just it's a cool piece at home like if someone come

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to your house I would definitely bring them to my room and show them the the

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penis the lamb penis there's a special

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way to turn it on and off I'm gonna show you so very simple a lamp

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easy to use on the walls like that how

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to turn it on you do this

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do you see that and you pulled it back

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okay this is a little long

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so on off on on off on you broke it on

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penis

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oh I did I break it no way

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penis I didn't pull very hard

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I oh

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okay so like you can't see so it's basically a piece of this cloth and then

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it has something attached to uh trigger the the switch so it literally just a

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little string metal string attaching to the the skin no the the cloth if you're

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getting too excited at night time before bed just make sure you pour it slowly oh

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be gentle so that's it like is it bright

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it's pretty bright is it beautiful yeah as you can see it's

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like actually it's bright it's pretty bright I think it is like good for like

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a bedroom lamp so on the website it

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doesn't say what these diamonds are are they real are they fake they're not real

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they just kind of ring it's a covering

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uh lamp that's pretty on the wall they

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come with a little piece here and then you just slide the the penis the lamp

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into the wall slide it in slowly

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oh come on is this 3D printed it is 3D

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printed this

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it doesn't stay okay I need help I can't slide it in listen I can do this

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help me slide it in do you want me to hold it for you and you can push harder

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oh should you go from the other side oh no it doesn't stay

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unfortunately this lamp they don't fit

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you don't fit the hole they don't fit the thing they cannot go onto the wall

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so I guess you can 3M tape it if you bought this tip it on the wall it looks

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like this and then before Barry just say oh

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good morning hey the landscape doesn't always work right okay yeah

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so bad

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last Gonna Come

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let's close your eyes close your eyes just come yeah walk backwards

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okay sit down and then give oh my God for your right hand here I want to give

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you something to hold on

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okay you can look at it

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this is a beautiful deck it's a

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lightsaber no it's not a lightsaber there's a shorter version of license

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broke it okay it's circumcised it's supposed to turn on well I'm turned on

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okay come on work yeah it's that little like bit of skin

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there sometimes it you know

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what are you talking about

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okay we can't can you stop doing that to us

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Jerk It On

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what would I do with it

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don't put it inside I could see this being like novelty

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69.99 or whatever like 70 bucks they cost 2 500 US dollars but please tell me

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I did not pay for it it's on sale did I pay for this

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did I pay for this

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and we broke it already I I okay I did not break it it just didn't work well

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look so on

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off on editor play it back and how it worked

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you screw wait this is the cheapest la

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it's not even smart we need a small light bulb at least you're paying a

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premium right what the hell Atlanta stop

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falling you're breaking the poor skin no it's dead already is it just it's this

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this is seriously just some pantyhose

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over a 3D printed tube with a basic

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light socket from Home Depot and a wire attached to it so that it clicks when

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you pull the foreskin back for a thousand dollars

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this is a nice cord it's a better cord than you'd get at a dollar store this

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bracelet is probably from the dollar store though no it's not

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have you ever jerked off a penis before because that's not how it works okay I'm

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not drinking I'm trying to turn it on okay that's not how that works either

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try your mouth stop

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please get demonetized Dennis this was demonetized the second you unboxed this

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[ __ ] light okay let's try to see it from their perspective this is a small

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batch artisanal product it's very edgy

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so you probably can't expect to sell a lot you know you got to make up

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that in higher price for the few people who do

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want it I guess did I add something to this they got the accurate penis skin

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seam on the bottom here everyone has a seam along the bottom of their penis

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right did you say that this was 2100 25. oh my God it's all male so on

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AliExpress I went ahead and searched [ __ ] lamp there's this is ten times

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cheaper a real [ __ ] a real come with that light

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in the butthole I actually I would really have that I'd

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rather so much better I'd rather have that for sure truthfully not living in a

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bachelor pad I just don't have anywhere to put it I think it's hilarious I I if

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it's like 10 bucks I'll buy it and put in my room and every time I guess over

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I'll show them the penis yeah damn

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well unfortunately this penis lamp doesn't

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turn on or anyone on well I'm turned on

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if you are looking for a cool

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lamb to buy and you have spare money laying around and you support art that's

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the most important thing you used you support art and this thing

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okay where's the diamond the lion still a diamond

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still the diamond thanks for watching I'm going to get the diamond

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ring back oh yeah I was like actually trying to

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steal oh