this is a banana to eat
and there's another banana index box for
you to use from London apparently it's a
beautiful wooden box with a little thing you can open it up
okay
okay it's pretty thick I don't really sound
weird but you guys get out your dirty mind this is a practical piece of
thing you can have in the house this one's a limited edition this one I put
into 2 or 50 pieces beautiful here don't
touch it like that um this product is a wall lamp it must
be used as a wall lamp only what are you thinking what else would you use with
this lamp this is not a sex toy it's
pretty obvious it's a lamp um please do not try to put it
inside your body they actually say that because you're not allowed to put this
inside your body other people and animals obviously oh my gosh
that yes he does it don't put why would you he could hurt and even
kill someone what
this product is insane and very
dangerous if you are watching this make sure you read the guideline okay we
don't want anyone get hurt let's take a look at this beautiful lamp
it's a lamp before I start touching this lamp I need to make it verified by
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this is 10 each 10 inch long is it long enough I don't know for lamb
I think it's long enough let me touch it just I really why am I excited okay calm
down looks like let's be professional
this is a lamp oh
first I notice as thick and it's 10
inches long how thick it is two and a
half inches I came in country one head
don't put in my mouth like I can't even control it with one hand the material
they use is very smooth like silky if
you put it next to your bed before bed you want if you touch it you feel more
soothing right you want a good soft material and this is the limited edition
so they have little like little diamond ring oh look at the diamond ring thing
on the penis ring beautiful it's a lap
lap soy lamp is not a penis apparently
this product is inspired by medieval torch and a part of human body which
symbolize New Birth it's very meaningful it's created by the artist in London
Anonymous artists he sells a lot of different things on the on his website
lamp some art that costs hundred thousand of dollars he also has
different kind of like style of lamp like with like spiky thing and just very
simple one colorful one and this one is a limited edition
um it's cool I mean it's just it's a cool piece at home like if someone come
to your house I would definitely bring them to my room and show them the the
penis the lamb penis there's a special
way to turn it on and off I'm gonna show you so very simple a lamp
easy to use on the walls like that how
to turn it on you do this
do you see that and you pulled it back
okay this is a little long
so on off on on off on you broke it on
penis
oh I did I break it no way
penis I didn't pull very hard
I oh
okay so like you can't see so it's basically a piece of this cloth and then
it has something attached to uh trigger the the switch so it literally just a
little string metal string attaching to the the skin no the the cloth if you're
getting too excited at night time before bed just make sure you pour it slowly oh
be gentle so that's it like is it bright
it's pretty bright is it beautiful yeah as you can see it's
like actually it's bright it's pretty bright I think it is like good for like
a bedroom lamp so on the website it
doesn't say what these diamonds are are they real are they fake they're not real
they just kind of ring it's a covering
uh lamp that's pretty on the wall they
come with a little piece here and then you just slide the the penis the lamp
into the wall slide it in slowly
oh come on is this 3D printed it is 3D
printed this
it doesn't stay okay I need help I can't slide it in listen I can do this
help me slide it in do you want me to hold it for you and you can push harder
oh should you go from the other side oh no it doesn't stay
unfortunately this lamp they don't fit
you don't fit the hole they don't fit the thing they cannot go onto the wall
so I guess you can 3M tape it if you bought this tip it on the wall it looks
like this and then before Barry just say oh
good morning hey the landscape doesn't always work right okay yeah
so bad
last Gonna Come
let's close your eyes close your eyes just come yeah walk backwards
okay sit down and then give oh my God for your right hand here I want to give
you something to hold on
okay you can look at it
this is a beautiful deck it's a
lightsaber no it's not a lightsaber there's a shorter version of license
broke it okay it's circumcised it's supposed to turn on well I'm turned on
okay come on work yeah it's that little like bit of skin
there sometimes it you know
what are you talking about
okay we can't can you stop doing that to us
Jerk It On
what would I do with it
don't put it inside I could see this being like novelty
69.99 or whatever like 70 bucks they cost 2 500 US dollars but please tell me
I did not pay for it it's on sale did I pay for this
did I pay for this
and we broke it already I I okay I did not break it it just didn't work well
look so on
off on editor play it back and how it worked
you screw wait this is the cheapest la
it's not even smart we need a small light bulb at least you're paying a
premium right what the hell Atlanta stop
falling you're breaking the poor skin no it's dead already is it just it's this
this is seriously just some pantyhose
over a 3D printed tube with a basic
light socket from Home Depot and a wire attached to it so that it clicks when
you pull the foreskin back for a thousand dollars
this is a nice cord it's a better cord than you'd get at a dollar store this
bracelet is probably from the dollar store though no it's not
have you ever jerked off a penis before because that's not how it works okay I'm
not drinking I'm trying to turn it on okay that's not how that works either
try your mouth stop
please get demonetized Dennis this was demonetized the second you unboxed this
[ __ ] light okay let's try to see it from their perspective this is a small
batch artisanal product it's very edgy
so you probably can't expect to sell a lot you know you got to make up
that in higher price for the few people who do
want it I guess did I add something to this they got the accurate penis skin
seam on the bottom here everyone has a seam along the bottom of their penis
right did you say that this was 2100 25. oh my God it's all male so on
AliExpress I went ahead and searched [ __ ] lamp there's this is ten times
cheaper a real [ __ ] a real come with that light
in the butthole I actually I would really have that I'd
rather so much better I'd rather have that for sure truthfully not living in a
bachelor pad I just don't have anywhere to put it I think it's hilarious I I if
it's like 10 bucks I'll buy it and put in my room and every time I guess over
I'll show them the penis yeah damn
well unfortunately this penis lamp doesn't
turn on or anyone on well I'm turned on
if you are looking for a cool
lamb to buy and you have spare money laying around and you support art that's
the most important thing you used you support art and this thing
okay where's the diamond the lion still a diamond
still the diamond thanks for watching I'm going to get the diamond
ring back oh yeah I was like actually trying to
steal oh