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Tech news is important without it many

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people would think RAM was just a pickup truck brand Sam Elliot can't stop

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talking about JD Power and Associates best truck ever now here's a RAM you

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can't drive Apple may have decided to increase the minimum RAM specs for

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MacBooks from 8 GB to 16 GB perhaps in

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an effort to join the rest of us in this decade I'm sorry the good news was

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provided by none other than Mark G he claims that each of the four new M4

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powered Macs being tested by everyone's favorite inedible fruit company inedible

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have you tried EA the MacBook okay the new Macs have either 16 GB or 32 GB of

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RAM unfortunately it doesn't sound like these will be seen at Apple's upcoming

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now confirmed event on September 9th

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which German says will be dedicated to the new iPhone 16 as well as watches and

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airpods while that all sounds like classic apple German has also stated the

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company wants to expand beyond the iPhone so naturally they've started

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working on robots that's the obvious apparently this is where Apple

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put a lot of its resources after canning its self-driving car project and now the

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company hopes robotics will help it break even further into the Smart Home

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Market but not break into homes that's different a vital part of that seems to

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be the development of an AI personality

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you know something that will make their rumored iPad on a robot ARM feel less

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like an iPad on a robot ARM and more like a friend a friend that's an iPad on

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a robot ARM on a robot ARM it's just a

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robot ARM holding a little guy hey guy what do you want to do turn

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up the volume okay telegram CEO pavl

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durov has been arrested by French authorities because of his platform's

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lack of moderation which law enforcement believes has allowed crime drug

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trafficking and more to occur they're not sure though it could be e telegram

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has released a statement saying jurov has nothing to hide frankly I believe

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them because jurov recently confessed he has over 100 children thanks to his

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enthusiastic sperm donation he just volunteered that information he also

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posted this shirtless photo online which I believe was taken just moments before

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he tried to get that sandune in the background pregnant 101 children let's

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go he watched Denise movies and he just got real excited what's weird about this

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whole situation is that telegram isn't actually a great private messaging app

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as pointed out by many such as professor Matthew green of John's Hopkins

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University telegram isn't encrypted by default you actually have to go into the

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settings to turn on the secret chats option for every private chat you want

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to have and even if you do so it only encrypts one-on-one conversations not

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group chats it also doesn't work if the person you want to chat with isn't

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online when you activate secret chats really wow all in all it seems like a

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terrible app for doing crimes zero out of 10 Microsoft just can't seem to

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decide what the hell it wants to do with Windows 11 just last week Twitter user

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Phantom of Earth discovered a Windows support page for Hot patches updates

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that don't require a restart what that's

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crazy most of you are probably thinking the rest of you are Linux users I didn't

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know that Linux Master race indeed I

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want that market share keep going up unfortunately for those hoping for

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Windows to catch up to gnu/Linux thank

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you Jacob Microsoft pulled the article two days after it was discovered

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probably because that article sounded less like a guide about Hot patches and

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more like a guide on how to write a good Windows support article because it seems

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like someone started a Windows support article from a template and containing

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instructions about how to write a good support article and then changed the

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title and nothing else this isn't the only time this week Microsoft has walked

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back a radical Windows change the company has seemingly also backtracked

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on getting rid of the control panel last week a support article was changed to

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say that the control panel app was in the process of being deprecated in favor

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of the settings app but now it just says that many of the control panel features

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are being migrated to the settings app so they're delaying the murder until

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they make the settings app good which should only take like forever because

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they've already gone backwards with the Windows 11 Settings app Windows 10

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settings apps better what I don't understand what what are these modules

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toggles ah meanwhile I've been waiting forever to make this sick

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pass hi I'm Basketball Hall of Famer Jacob rush and when I'm not dribbling

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balls I'm taking care of you with our sponsored landscape good hustle when it

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comes to your teammates and personal hygiene you shouldn't mess around with

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your boys go long thankfully manscaped

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is here with their new lawnmower 5.0 Ultra H with it skin safe technology you

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can go from this to this without having to worry about ncks sports plus it's

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waterproof and it even has a flashl so go score some sport points by checking

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out manscaped at the link in the description touchdown everyone knows

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what it's called when you're down with the sickness but when you're down with

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the quickness that's called quick bits oh

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Oklahoma City police are using AI powerered software to turn body cam

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audio into police reports this sounds like a great idea the software draft one

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is sold by axon formerly Taser

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International yes that taser who are likewise the number one supplier of

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police body cameras in the United States now at least in theory the AI output is

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only intended as a first draft that is then reviewed and edited by a police

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officer but both because the officer may have to testify in court but also

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because it would be really bad if somebody went to jail over a detail an

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AI just made up and then he brought out the pool

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noodle and then he turned into a pool noodle a quartet of Intel's most

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experienced CPU Architects have founded their own damn chip startup with

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Blackjack and open- Source architectures the startup called ahead Computing one

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word uh will focus on risk five based processors and clearly not branding and

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marketing that's a little harsh but that's fair they're not marketing people

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they're chip people rumored to have been working on Intel's transformative Royal

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Core Design before getting fed up and leaving the company a couple weeks

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before 15% of its Workforce got the axe see they're smart just just not with

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branding ahead Computing where do I put the emphasis I Amazon is a joint

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employer of their delivery drivers according to the National Labor

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Relations Board America's federal labor regulator who issued the determination

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after a year-long investigation Amazon has maintained that the people wearing

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Amazon uniforms and driving Amazon branded delivery Vans were exclusively

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employees of the tech Giants Delivery Service Partners like if Amazon was on

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TV and Mory said you are not the employer they'd be like woo I'm free I

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told you but now that the government says Amazon is a joint employer they

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have to bargain with driver unions over their working conditions like add an on

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board toilet maybe or like a boo better pea bottle it's a big amazon branded pea

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bottle products made by Chinese PC Hardware manufacturer deepcool are being

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rebranded on Marketplace sites seemingly to dodge us sanctions two months ago the

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US state department sanctioned deep cool after the company was apparently caught

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doing business with Russian companies involved in the Ukraine war something

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that's neither very deep nor very cool

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now YouTuber Greg Salazar has found deep cool and other Brands sold on Amazon

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under the name shaking tank that sounds

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like it's malfunctioning it's the off-brand Shark Tank can you make a

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pitch while you're being jostled it's not clear who's selling them but I do

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know that selling sanctioned air coolers is ironically one of the least cool

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crimes I've heard of and NASA has officially decided that its Boeing

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Starliner spacecraft will return to Earth without its crew due to the risk

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posed by a problem with its thrusters the two astronauts who rode up on

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Starliner who have been sitting on the ISS like a pair of kids whose

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non-custodial parent forgot to pick them up from soccer practice since June 6th

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will need to spend another 6 months as crew on board the ISS before they can

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return to Earth aboard a space X crew Dragon spacecraft congratulations to

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Boeing for making an Elon Musk Le company into the sane responsible

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alternative but the most responsible alternative is that if you come back on

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Wednesday for more Tech news what would you rather not have Tech news abandon Me

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In My Time of Need For Shame

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sir

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please please come back