Tech news is important without it many
people would think RAM was just a pickup truck brand Sam Elliot can't stop
talking about JD Power and Associates best truck ever now here's a RAM you
can't drive Apple may have decided to increase the minimum RAM specs for
MacBooks from 8 GB to 16 GB perhaps in
an effort to join the rest of us in this decade I'm sorry the good news was
provided by none other than Mark G he claims that each of the four new M4
powered Macs being tested by everyone's favorite inedible fruit company inedible
have you tried EA the MacBook okay the new Macs have either 16 GB or 32 GB of
RAM unfortunately it doesn't sound like these will be seen at Apple's upcoming
now confirmed event on September 9th
which German says will be dedicated to the new iPhone 16 as well as watches and
airpods while that all sounds like classic apple German has also stated the
company wants to expand beyond the iPhone so naturally they've started
working on robots that's the obvious apparently this is where Apple
put a lot of its resources after canning its self-driving car project and now the
company hopes robotics will help it break even further into the Smart Home
Market but not break into homes that's different a vital part of that seems to
be the development of an AI personality
you know something that will make their rumored iPad on a robot ARM feel less
like an iPad on a robot ARM and more like a friend a friend that's an iPad on
a robot ARM on a robot ARM it's just a
robot ARM holding a little guy hey guy what do you want to do turn
up the volume okay telegram CEO pavl
durov has been arrested by French authorities because of his platform's
lack of moderation which law enforcement believes has allowed crime drug
trafficking and more to occur they're not sure though it could be e telegram
has released a statement saying jurov has nothing to hide frankly I believe
them because jurov recently confessed he has over 100 children thanks to his
enthusiastic sperm donation he just volunteered that information he also
posted this shirtless photo online which I believe was taken just moments before
he tried to get that sandune in the background pregnant 101 children let's
go he watched Denise movies and he just got real excited what's weird about this
whole situation is that telegram isn't actually a great private messaging app
as pointed out by many such as professor Matthew green of John's Hopkins
University telegram isn't encrypted by default you actually have to go into the
settings to turn on the secret chats option for every private chat you want
to have and even if you do so it only encrypts one-on-one conversations not
group chats it also doesn't work if the person you want to chat with isn't
online when you activate secret chats really wow all in all it seems like a
terrible app for doing crimes zero out of 10 Microsoft just can't seem to
decide what the hell it wants to do with Windows 11 just last week Twitter user
Phantom of Earth discovered a Windows support page for Hot patches updates
that don't require a restart what that's
crazy most of you are probably thinking the rest of you are Linux users I didn't
know that Linux Master race indeed I
want that market share keep going up unfortunately for those hoping for
Windows to catch up to gnu/Linux thank
you Jacob Microsoft pulled the article two days after it was discovered
probably because that article sounded less like a guide about Hot patches and
more like a guide on how to write a good Windows support article because it seems
like someone started a Windows support article from a template and containing
instructions about how to write a good support article and then changed the
title and nothing else this isn't the only time this week Microsoft has walked
back a radical Windows change the company has seemingly also backtracked
on getting rid of the control panel last week a support article was changed to
say that the control panel app was in the process of being deprecated in favor
of the settings app but now it just says that many of the control panel features
are being migrated to the settings app so they're delaying the murder until
they make the settings app good which should only take like forever because
they've already gone backwards with the Windows 11 Settings app Windows 10
settings apps better what I don't understand what what are these modules
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Oklahoma City police are using AI powerered software to turn body cam
audio into police reports this sounds like a great idea the software draft one
is sold by axon formerly Taser
International yes that taser who are likewise the number one supplier of
police body cameras in the United States now at least in theory the AI output is
only intended as a first draft that is then reviewed and edited by a police
officer but both because the officer may have to testify in court but also
because it would be really bad if somebody went to jail over a detail an
AI just made up and then he brought out the pool
noodle and then he turned into a pool noodle a quartet of Intel's most
experienced CPU Architects have founded their own damn chip startup with
Blackjack and open- Source architectures the startup called ahead Computing one
word uh will focus on risk five based processors and clearly not branding and
marketing that's a little harsh but that's fair they're not marketing people
they're chip people rumored to have been working on Intel's transformative Royal
Core Design before getting fed up and leaving the company a couple weeks
before 15% of its Workforce got the axe see they're smart just just not with
branding ahead Computing where do I put the emphasis I Amazon is a joint
employer of their delivery drivers according to the National Labor
Relations Board America's federal labor regulator who issued the determination
after a year-long investigation Amazon has maintained that the people wearing
Amazon uniforms and driving Amazon branded delivery Vans were exclusively
employees of the tech Giants Delivery Service Partners like if Amazon was on
TV and Mory said you are not the employer they'd be like woo I'm free I
told you but now that the government says Amazon is a joint employer they
have to bargain with driver unions over their working conditions like add an on
board toilet maybe or like a boo better pea bottle it's a big amazon branded pea
bottle products made by Chinese PC Hardware manufacturer deepcool are being
rebranded on Marketplace sites seemingly to dodge us sanctions two months ago the
US state department sanctioned deep cool after the company was apparently caught
doing business with Russian companies involved in the Ukraine war something
that's neither very deep nor very cool
now YouTuber Greg Salazar has found deep cool and other Brands sold on Amazon
under the name shaking tank that sounds
like it's malfunctioning it's the off-brand Shark Tank can you make a
pitch while you're being jostled it's not clear who's selling them but I do
know that selling sanctioned air coolers is ironically one of the least cool
crimes I've heard of and NASA has officially decided that its Boeing
Starliner spacecraft will return to Earth without its crew due to the risk
posed by a problem with its thrusters the two astronauts who rode up on
Starliner who have been sitting on the ISS like a pair of kids whose
non-custodial parent forgot to pick them up from soccer practice since June 6th
will need to spend another 6 months as crew on board the ISS before they can
return to Earth aboard a space X crew Dragon spacecraft congratulations to
Boeing for making an Elon Musk Le company into the sane responsible
alternative but the most responsible alternative is that if you come back on
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