{"video_id":"bNu-civFc-I","title":"A Big M4 Macbook Upgrade!","channel":"TechLinked","show":"TechLinked","published_at":"2025-05-04T14:53:29Z","duration_s":553,"segments":[{"start_s":0.08,"end_s":5.839,"text":"Tech news is important without it many","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3.399,"end_s":10.599,"text":"people would think RAM was just a pickup truck brand Sam Elliot can't stop","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":7.759,"end_s":15.639,"text":"talking about JD Power and Associates best truck ever now here's a RAM you","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":12.92,"end_s":22.519,"text":"can't drive Apple may have decided to increase the minimum RAM specs for","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":18.16,"end_s":25.16,"text":"MacBooks from 8 GB to 16 GB perhaps in","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":22.519,"end_s":30.48,"text":"an effort to join the rest of us in this decade I'm sorry the good news 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iPhone 16 as well as watches and airpods while that all sounds like classic apple German has also stated the company wants to expand beyond the iPhone so naturally they've started working on robots that's the obvious apparently this is where Apple put a lot of its resources after canning its self-driving car project and now the company hopes robotics will help it break even further into the Smart Home Market but not break into homes that's different a vital part of that seems to be the development of an AI personality you know something that will make their rumored iPad on a robot ARM feel less like an iPad on a robot ARM and more like a friend a friend that's an iPad on a robot ARM on a robot ARM it's just a robot ARM holding a little guy hey guy what do you want to do turn up the volume okay telegram CEO pavl durov has been arrested by French authorities because of his platform's lack of moderation which law enforcement believes has allowed crime drug trafficking and more to occur they're not sure though it could be e telegram has released a statement saying jurov has nothing to hide frankly I believe them because jurov recently confessed he has over 100 children thanks to his enthusiastic sperm donation he just volunteered that information he also posted this shirtless photo online which I believe was taken just moments before he tried to get that sandune in the background pregnant 101 children let's go he watched Denise movies and he just got real excited what's weird about this whole situation is that telegram isn't actually a great private messaging app as pointed out by many such as professor Matthew green of John's Hopkins University telegram isn't encrypted by default you actually have to go into the settings to turn on the secret chats option for every private chat you want to have and even if you do so it only encrypts one-on-one conversations not group chats it also doesn't work if the person you want to chat with isn't online when you activate secret chats really wow all in all it seems like a terrible app for doing crimes zero out of 10 Microsoft just can't seem to decide what the hell it wants to do with Windows 11 just last week Twitter user Phantom of Earth discovered a Windows support page for Hot patches updates that don't require a restart what that's crazy most of you are probably thinking the rest of you are Linux users I didn't know that Linux Master race indeed I want that market share keep going up unfortunately for those hoping for Windows to catch up to gnu/Linux thank you Jacob Microsoft pulled the article two days after it was discovered probably because that article sounded less like a guide about Hot patches and more like a guide on how to write a good Windows support article because it seems like someone started a Windows support article from a template and containing instructions about how to write a good support article and then changed the title and nothing else this isn't the only time this week Microsoft has walked back a radical Windows change the company has seemingly also backtracked on getting rid of the control panel last week a support article was changed to say that the control panel app was in the process of being deprecated in favor of the settings app but now it just says that many of the control panel features are being migrated to the settings app so they're delaying the murder until they make the settings app good which should only take like forever because they've already gone backwards with the Windows 11 Settings app Windows 10 settings apps better what I don't understand what what are these modules toggles ah meanwhile I've been waiting forever to make this sick pass hi I'm Basketball Hall of Famer Jacob rush and when I'm not dribbling balls I'm taking care of you with our sponsored landscape good hustle when it comes to your teammates and personal hygiene you shouldn't mess around with your boys go long thankfully manscaped is here with their new lawnmower 5.0 Ultra H with it skin safe technology you can go from this to this without having to worry about ncks sports plus it's waterproof and it even has a flashl so go score some sport points by checking out manscaped at the link in the description touchdown everyone knows what it's called when you're down with the sickness but when you're down with the quickness that's called quick bits oh Oklahoma City police are using AI powerered software to turn body cam audio into police reports this sounds like a great idea the software draft one is sold by axon formerly Taser International yes that taser who are likewise the number one supplier of police body cameras in the United States now at least in theory the AI output is only intended as a first draft that is then reviewed and edited by a police officer but both because the officer may have to testify in court but also because it would be really bad if somebody went to jail over a detail an AI just made up and then he brought out the pool noodle and then he turned into a pool noodle a quartet of Intel's most experienced CPU Architects have founded their own damn chip startup with Blackjack and open- Source architectures the startup called ahead Computing one word uh will focus on risk five based processors and clearly not branding and marketing that's a little harsh but that's fair they're not marketing people they're chip people rumored to have been working on Intel's transformative Royal Core Design before getting fed up and leaving the company a couple weeks before 15% of its Workforce got the axe see they're smart just just not with branding ahead Computing where do I put the emphasis I Amazon is a joint employer of their delivery drivers according to the National Labor Relations Board America's federal labor regulator who issued the determination after a year-long investigation Amazon has maintained that the people wearing Amazon uniforms and driving Amazon branded delivery Vans were exclusively employees of the tech Giants Delivery Service Partners like if Amazon was on TV and Mory said you are not the employer they'd be like woo I'm free I told you but now that the government says Amazon is a joint employer they have to bargain with driver unions over their working conditions like add an on board toilet maybe or like a boo better pea bottle it's a big amazon branded pea bottle products made by Chinese PC Hardware manufacturer deepcool are being rebranded on Marketplace sites seemingly to dodge us sanctions two months ago the US state department sanctioned deep cool after the company was apparently caught doing business with Russian companies involved in the Ukraine war something that's neither very deep nor very cool now YouTuber Greg Salazar has found deep cool and other Brands sold on Amazon under the name shaking tank that sounds like it's malfunctioning it's the off-brand Shark Tank can you make a pitch while you're being jostled it's not clear who's selling them but I do know that selling sanctioned air coolers is ironically one of the least cool crimes I've heard of and NASA has officially decided that its Boeing Starliner spacecraft will return to Earth without its crew due to the risk posed by a problem with its thrusters the two astronauts who rode up on Starliner who have been sitting on the ISS like a pair of kids whose non-custodial parent forgot to pick them up from soccer practice since June 6th will need to spend another 6 months as crew on board the ISS before they can return to Earth aboard a space X crew Dragon spacecraft congratulations to Boeing for making an Elon Musk Le company into the sane responsible alternative but the most responsible alternative is that if you come back on Wednesday for more Tech news what would you rather not have Tech news abandon Me In My Time of Need For Shame sir please please come back"}