{"video_id":"aZhs5ZsbSOs","title":"It's Nvidia's World Now","channel":"TechLinked","show":"TechLinked","published_at":"2026-02-03T14:53:29Z","duration_s":621,"segments":[{"start_s":0.16,"end_s":6.4,"text":"Welcome to day one of our CES 2026 coverage. You can look forward to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":4.08,"end_s":9.2,"text":"getting CES tech news five days in a row instead of the regular three with","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":7.6,"end_s":14.24,"text":"special guests in the midweek because in 2026 what happens in Vegas ends up on","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":12.16,"end_s":18.72,"text":"the internet. NVIDIA CEO Jensen Hong took to the stage","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":16.72,"end_s":22.88,"text":"at CES in his trademark leather jacket and basically said the future's robots","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":20.96,"end_s":26.32,"text":"and we're building all of it. NVIDIA is building the robots and also the chips","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":24.56,"end_s":30.72,"text":"those robots run on and also the software and also the simulation tools.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":28.56,"end_s":35.28,"text":"It's NVIDIA's all the way down. The headline is the Reuben platform. Their","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":32.8,"end_s":40.32,"text":"nextg AI supercomputer with six integrated chips, including the Vera CPU","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":37.6,"end_s":45.84,"text":"with 88 custom cores and a Reuben GPU packing 336 billion transistors, which","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":43.44,"end_s":50.079,"text":"is more. NVIDIA claims five times the performance of Blackwell and a 10x","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":47.84,"end_s":54.079,"text":"reduction in inference costs. 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Love it or hate it, though, at this point, one","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":112.64,"end_s":118.88,"text":"thing's for sure. Jensen is building the cyberpunk dystopia that matches his","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":116.72,"end_s":124.24,"text":"cooled leather jackets. I guess that's that's Mad Max. One big desert. There's","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":121.759,"end_s":128.8,"text":"a phone with a robot arm now. Honor unveiled the robot phone. A device with","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":126.56,"end_s":132.48,"text":"an actual threeaxis gimbal camera that pops out of the back like something out","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":130.239,"end_s":136.16,"text":"of a Transformers movie. The camera can rotate 360°, track your face","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":134.56,"end_s":142.08,"text":"autonomously, and basically turn your phone into a DJI Osmo that also calls","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":138.959,"end_s":143.76,"text":"your mother or doesn't call her. Sorry.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":142.08,"end_s":147.04,"text":"Honors calling it part of their10 billion dollar alpha plan for AI","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":145.52,"end_s":150.8,"text":"devices, which sounds like something a Transformers villain would announce","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":148.72,"end_s":154.64,"text":"before Shia Labou shoved the All Spark into its shiny metal ass. No pricing yet","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":152.72,"end_s":158.64,"text":"and it launches at Mobile World Congress in March, which isn't CES and we care","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":156.879,"end_s":163.36,"text":"about CES. But if you've ever thought, \"My phone needs more moving parts,\" then","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":161.2,"end_s":167.84,"text":"this is your moment. And if you want the exact opposite, Clicks unveiled the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":165.84,"end_s":171.92,"text":"Communicator, a full Blackberry style phone with a 4-in AMOLED display,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":169.76,"end_s":176.879,"text":"minimalist UI, physical quarterty keyboard, headphone jack by Gustla, and","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":174.319,"end_s":182.239,"text":"a fingerprint sensor in the space bar. It's $4.99, runs Android 16, and is","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":179.44,"end_s":186.4,"text":"marketed as the best second phone on the planet because apparently one phone","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":184.0,"end_s":190.239,"text":"isn't enough anxiety. Here's some more. Haning Toeal showed off what they're","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":188.319,"end_s":193.36,"text":"calling the world's thinnest tablet. so thin it makes the iPad Pro look like","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":191.599,"end_s":198.4,"text":"Kirby after inhaling an entire Panda Express. TCL brought back max ink mode","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":195.84,"end_s":202.48,"text":"on their next page Paper 70 Pro to allow you to experience what it would be like","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":199.76,"end_s":206.0,"text":"if the Pagemaster designed a smartphone. 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I'm","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":611.279,"end_s":616.72,"text":"hitting the casino. Don't forget to come back tomorrow for even more CES","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":614.48,"end_s":621.76,"text":"coverage. That's right, five sites of tech news, BABY. JESUS. LINE THEM UP.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"Welcome to day one of our CES 2026 coverage. You can look forward to getting CES tech news five days in a row instead of the regular three with special guests in the midweek because in 2026 what happens in Vegas ends up on the internet. NVIDIA CEO Jensen Hong took to the stage at CES in his trademark leather jacket and basically said the future's robots and we're building all of it. NVIDIA is building the robots and also the chips those robots run on and also the software and also the simulation tools. It's NVIDIA's all the way down. The headline is the Reuben platform. Their nextg AI supercomputer with six integrated chips, including the Vera CPU with 88 custom cores and a Reuben GPU packing 336 billion transistors, which is more. NVIDIA claims five times the performance of Blackwell and a 10x reduction in inference costs. They also unveiled Alpameo, which I thought was an expensive mayonnaise brand, but it's apparently the first reasoning AI for autonomous vehicles. Jensen showed a car navigating San Francisco supposedly thinking through decisions in real time, which is more than I can say I do. NVIDIA announced that they're open sourcing it, which either means they're very confident or they want everyone else to do the bug testing. Talk about lowering inference costs. But the real showstopper was when Star Wars BDX droids walked on stage the exact same way they did last year, but this time they were fully autonomous, trained on NVIDIA's Cosmos AI models. Partners like Boston Dynamics, LG, and Caterpillar showed off robots running NVIDIA silicon, which sounds impressive until you realize NVIDIA's entire business model is now we sell the shovels in every gold rush simultaneously. Autonomous cars, NVIDIA chips, humanoid robots, NVIDIA chips, AI data centers, believe it or not, NVIDIA chips. I'm sure nothing can possibly go wrong with a single company building the infrastructure that's propping up the entirety of the US economy. Love it or hate it, though, at this point, one thing's for sure. Jensen is building the cyberpunk dystopia that matches his cooled leather jackets. I guess that's that's Mad Max. One big desert. There's a phone with a robot arm now. Honor unveiled the robot phone. A device with an actual threeaxis gimbal camera that pops out of the back like something out of a Transformers movie. The camera can rotate 360°, track your face autonomously, and basically turn your phone into a DJI Osmo that also calls your mother or doesn't call her. Sorry. Honors calling it part of their10 billion dollar alpha plan for AI devices, which sounds like something a Transformers villain would announce before Shia Labou shoved the All Spark into its shiny metal ass. No pricing yet and it launches at Mobile World Congress in March, which isn't CES and we care about CES. But if you've ever thought, \"My phone needs more moving parts,\" then this is your moment. And if you want the exact opposite, Clicks unveiled the Communicator, a full Blackberry style phone with a 4-in AMOLED display, minimalist UI, physical quarterty keyboard, headphone jack by Gustla, and a fingerprint sensor in the space bar. It's $4.99, runs Android 16, and is marketed as the best second phone on the planet because apparently one phone isn't enough anxiety. Here's some more. Haning Toeal showed off what they're calling the world's thinnest tablet. so thin it makes the iPad Pro look like Kirby after inhaling an entire Panda Express. TCL brought back max ink mode on their next page Paper 70 Pro to allow you to experience what it would be like if the Pagemaster designed a smartphone. And Solver announced customizable magnetic haptic buttons for phones, allowing you to bind whatever action or string of actions you want, like quickly launching your I'm pooping at work timer and making a new entry in your how much money do I make while pooping at work spreadsheet. I'm up to 85 BUCKS IN 2026 ALREADY, BABY. Samsung brought some of the literally biggest news at CS, showing off their massive 130in R95H microRGB TV. Unfortunately, did they didn't provide pricing or availability details for this wide boy. So, who knows when we'll get to see Linus try to plug it into his house. But not only did Samsung unveil a big ass TV, they also revealed a brightass TV with their 77in Cutie OLED panel capable of reaching up to 4500 nits. Samsung touts it as the world's brightest self- emissive display. Naturally, it's not tech in 2026 without AI in the mix. So, Samsung also revealed some new TV AI based software. For example, AI Sound Controller Pro is going to let you mess with the volume of background noise, including music and crowds to provide you with a personalized listening experience. As a purist, I hate this. Not to be left out of the CES fund, LG previewed their 2026 OLED TV lineup, featuring the new G6 that boasts a more advanced tandem OLED panel with about 20% higher brightness and greatly reduced reflections. And the C6 series, everyone's favorite, now upgraded to tandem OLED, big ass TVs, bright ass TVs, and even flat ass TVs. LG also showed off its ultra thin wallpaper OLED design with the LG OLED Evo W6, a wireless 9mm thin OLED TV that sits flush to the wall and pairs with a separate zero connect box. Finally, Amazon said, \"We like flat TV, too.\" And debuted the Ember Artline TV, a thin art focused 4K lifestyle TV with a matte screen, customizable frames, and Amazon photos integration that seems ready to directly compete with Samsung's Frame TVs. Thank god cuz those they stink. You know, I've said it. Plus, Amazon is kicking off 2026 with a major redesign of Fire TV's interface and mobile app that's meant to be cleaner, faster, and easier to navigate. Now, let me usher you to our sponsor, SY Strive. James Strive, international man of mystery. In my line of work, staying connected is mission critical. That's why I use SY. I downloaded my ESIM once and it works across borders without the hassle of swapping SIM cards when I land. 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The new range introduces three clear performance tiers: Optimus, Optimus GX, and Optimus GX Pro to better differentiate mainstream gaming and high-end NVMe SSDs. I think I speak on behalf of everyone when I demand to know if these drives can transform into a truck or gorilla. If they can't, what are you even doing, SanDisk? More companies are reacting to rising RAM prices. In an interview with Reuters, Samsung co-CEO TM Row said that this situation is unprecedented and no company is immune to its impact. Row didn't dismiss the possibility of increasing product prices, noting that some effect was inevitable. Outside of CES, that inevitable impact is already here with Taiwanese retailers already raising laptop prices by roughly 15 to 20% following ASUS's announcement of higher notebook and gaming PC prices starting January 5th. That's today. To be clear, we're not just talking about Asus. Laptops from Acer, HP, Dell, MSI, and Gigabyte have all seen price increases. At least, Taiwanese retailers aren't copying Corsair, who sparked backlash by cancelling confirmed orders for DDR5 RAM kits due to a pricing mistake and lack of stock, but then relisted them at much higher prices before offering apology coupons that were already expired. High performance RAM, terrible customer service. AI is everywhere at CES 2026 with a ton of stuff leaving us asking why is this even a thing. First and almost certainly most importantly, Amazon's Alexa Plus finally went public in early access. But AI's also showing up in Bosch coffee machines. Samsung teased its wild AI OLED cassette player and turntable, blissfully bringing AI into a scene usually occupied by people trying not to deal with AI. GE unveiled its smartest fridge ever [laughter] with a built-in barcode scanner for effortless grocery shopping. And AI even snuck into an ice cube machine. We're reaching a rule 34- like moment here. If something exists, there's a version of it with AI built in. The shareholders are titillated. The PR nightmare continues for XAI as multiple countries are now investigating the organization in the aftermath of Grock generating sexually explicit images of women and minors. France, Malaysia, and India have all either opened investigations or issued orders to the company after Grock was caught generating CSAM. [music] X's response, it allowed Grock to issue a user prompted heartfelt apology from the Grock account, which was somewhat undercut by the fact that it had also issued a user prompted statement that it was absolutely not sorry, telling users that it's revolutionizing tech, not babysitting sensitivities. India gave X 72 hours to fix it or lose legal immunity from liability for user generated content. Meaning X would be legally liable for all the content people post on the platform, which could result in Elon Musk getting sued by Nintendo over all the Super Mario Brothers fan art I posted back in high school. A lot of chemicals in my body back then. Microsoft has quietly killed phone activation for Windows and Office, forcing everyone into online only activation tied to a Microsoft account. We're done here, boys. The support site still lists phone activation as an option, but if you call the number, you'll get a message saying support for product activation has moved online, as YouTuber Ben Kleinberg discovered. So, if you're trying to activate Windows on an old machine without the internet, your offline alternative, according to Microsoft, is now going online. I know people say this every year, but this might actually be the year of the Linux desktop. Man, all this talk of Linux in Vegas has me in a gambling mood. I'm hitting the casino. Don't forget to come back tomorrow for even more CES coverage. That's right, five sites of tech news, BABY. JESUS. LINE THEM UP."}