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Welcome to NerdSports, where my keyboard warriors will be taking on Greg and Jenny Mares in my favorite game, Badminton.

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Greg and Jenny run the YouTube channel Badminton Insight, where they have 600,000 subscribers

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who tune in for their coaching tips and strategy guides for Badminton.

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But they're more than just poser YouTube influencers.

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They are three-time England national champions.

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They reached a career-high world ranking of 28th, reached the quarterfinals of the All England Open

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and, perhaps most impressively, have managed to compete professionally for over a decade without spoiling their marriage.

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To say that they will be a challenge for my keyboard warriors is probably an understatement.

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But I believe in you! Let's go keyboard warriors!

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I want your honest thoughts on my team here. I've worked hard to put this squad together.

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Out!

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They're looking a bit tired already.

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This is just the warm-up. I think they just used to sit in their chairs, right?

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I think they could do with some footwork work. Yeah, and maybe some technical work.

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I wouldn't serve from there.

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Maybe you could teach that in the lesson too.

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He's almost broke the racket.

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They're still working on the serves, but I don't think they're going to get the chance to serve.

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Now it's time for the keyboard warriors to watch Greg and Jenny's warm-up.

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Oh, they're doing it for real.

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We can do that. We should do that. We should do what they're doing.

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I think it's too late. He's doing a full walkout.

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What? You can do that? I can do that. I did that in the warm-up.

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Has this guy done any lightsaber training? Honestly, I feel like they're just...

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Wait, I didn't see that. Can we get a redo?

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So I think the way we can beat them is if we break their legs.

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I feel like, honestly, they might still beat us with one leg.

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Bro, he did it.

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And that's our opening. All right, huddle up nerds. It's time for some coaching.

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Do we have to play with all of those? Yes. The first thing we're going to practice is service return,

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because you guys are probably not going to get a lot of opportunities to serve.

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I'll be serving. So they're...

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I need you guys to focus. Okay.

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Here we go. That's actually pretty good.

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That's actually pretty good. Do that in the game. Okay.

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Okay. Okay. Rotate. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.

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Yeah. Okay. In from the sides.

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Okay. Good try. Good try. Okay. Get in here.

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Okay. But you don't want to hook it. Don't be a hooker.

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Don't be a hooker.

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Okay.

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Okay. Not bad. Not bad.

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That was pretty good warriors. I think you guys are ready to return to serve.

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Now we're going to practice your long clear shots.

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Okay. Who's next? Who's next? Oh, that's good. That's good. Do that again.

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Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

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Move it. Go for it. Go for it. What is this?

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Here we go. Here we go. Get under it. Get under it.

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Get under it. Tiring out my team. Nice.

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Oh my goodness. Get it out of the side. Get it out of the side.

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Opposers. Linus, do you want us to win? What are you?

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These are star players. Tiring out my team mates. We're getting into practice.

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We need the practice. He just lost five pounds. Do you guys want to try any smash return?

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Linus, smash me.

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Okay. That was close.

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Hey. Let's go. Nice.

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That was all you. Hey.

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Hey. Okay. How are your students?

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I think they're ready. Yeah? I think they're ready.

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Well, I think they're ready for... Because you guys don't know what you need to be ready for.

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That's right. I feel like you were just hitting to their racket though, right?

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You were aiming to their racket. To make them look good.

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Guys, where are you going?

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We were told to just walk through. Where are you going?

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No, the game is starting. Oh. You might need your rackets as well.

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Linus, are you going to play? Are you going to be on our...

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Are you going to help us? No. I mean, I'll help you, but I'm not going to be...

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That's like it. Do this one. What's the stop it?

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That's my grandfather's racket. You have the power of his grandfather surging through your veins.

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My grandfather's in his late 80s, so...

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What does it mean? It means he has less power in his veins and more cancer.

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What about the grandma? Do we have a grandma in the...

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Do we have one? I have one left.

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Welcome back to NerdSports. I'm your host, Brad Minton.

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And I'm Pierce D. Shuttlecock. And we're coming to you live from sunny, Surrey, British Columbia,

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with a brand new game of badminton.

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Never heard of it. Why are they stacked like that? Do we have to stand like that?

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Vertical stack. Oh, huge. Amazing.

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Oh, what? And immediately, Elijah cowers into fear.

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You're okay. You're okay. That was just the first one.

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This is it. While badminton isn't usually considered a contact sport,

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it seems that Elijah has made contact directly with the ground.

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I've never seen anyone die for a serve before.

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They keep aiming for him and it is working. These pros know what they are doing.

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Aim for the weakest link.

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Okay. Guys, tag team. Tag out.

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Tag out. Did Linus just call cut instead of timeout?

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That was terrible. We got some over the net.

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I think we need a little bit more. You did. Off the serve, yes.

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We're encouraging words from Mr. Sebastian to the rest of the team.

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It seems that we've already swapped out to see Riley and Dennis.

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What? Good Dennis. Yes.

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Oh, that's cool. But losing is cool almost immediately.

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They don't like to see that. The stomping? Not good.

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Good Riley. Time. Timeout.

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I think the keyboard warriors are going to need a little help. I feel like you guys have a little bit too much fine motor control.

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Who wants the gray and who wants the lovely floral?

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I'll take the floral. And now we're introducing our first twist.

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Pierce, do you want to explain? The blender mitts.

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These will be an interesting thing to give them. It'll make it harder to hold the badminton stick.

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You called them a blender mitt. Yeah.

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Wait, what are they? Uppin mitts. Uppin mitts.

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Yeah, no grip changes here. My backhand grip is like their backhand grip.

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Oh, I see. Huge Dennis.

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Yes. Go. Head start.

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We're going to see an action replay on that in slow motion.

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In badminton, it's considered polite to say sorry when you hit your opponent.

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They're not actually sorry though. He was going for you.

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It's a gesture. Neither am I. 9-0.

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That was so close.

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Okay, you know what? Get out of here. Get out of here.

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Okay, tag team. Tag in. Tag in.

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Oh my gosh, too high.

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Whoa, look at that. Whoa, an actual rally.

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Very impressive performance from Ariana. We're at a now close game of 11-0 for, it says BDI.

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Big dick energy.

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Oh, nice. Nice. Oh, he's still, he, wow.

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Oh, too high. Too high area. Good effort, good effort.

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All right. There you go, there you go.

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That was out. That was out.

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Yes. Oh my goodness, LTV has gotten their first point.

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Out of bounds. He just loves to see it. Sneaky strategies.

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I still think, I still think this is a little unfair.

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Time out. I don't like the way Greg was running to the back of the court there, able to run like

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that. So we're going to put slippy footies on.

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Don't get injured. I'll try.

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I think it'll be okay. We're not moving too much anyway.

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You guys hear that? You guys hear that? They were talking.

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It's a new strategy. They're not. Ready?

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And one, two, three. Go, keyboard warriors.

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Good job, warriors. Good job. Sure.

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Nerds. All right. You guys better be ready.

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Elijah with a powerful serve directly into the net.

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Let's see how that works out for them.

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Oh my God. Okay. Tag, tag team.

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Tag team. You guys look tired out there. Oh my God, Riley.

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Just hit me with that. I was making a shield. Okay.

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There we go. Guys. Remember the strategy.

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Where they're not. We got to hit it first.

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You ready? You're quite far back. What's he doing about that?

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He's playing with your mind. Don't listen to him.

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I'm going to listen to him. See? Go.

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Yes. Yes. Dennis.

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Oh my God. Let's get up. Out.

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Did you see that? Did you see that? Woo.

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That's what I like to see.

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Oh my God. Dennis. Perhaps performing the first actual semblance of athleticism from that team, I am in awe.

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Dennis, are you resting? The cheering? Take all my breath.

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No, you can't do that. Serve the sh...

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Yes. Yes. Yes.

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Oh, come on. Yeah. Oh, that's...

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Is that in? Or out? That was in.

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That was in. That was in. That's very...

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What are you talking about? Okay. Also, you're doing it wrong.

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Challenge. Challenge denied. We only had one weight vest.

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So the other one is an LTT commuter backpack available at LTTstore.com, full of water.

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How do we hit it first? How do we do that part?

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Um, okay. This part, right here?

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Yeah. Boom. On the part.

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Oh. That's some very helpful insight from the experience line.

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Honestly, I was wondering about the same thing. I don't know if we've acknowledged the score.

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That is unreal. That is... Two points.

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They are doing way better than I expected. I think it's your turn.

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Yeah. Huge. Oh my God.

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Oh my God. I have bad news for you, Warriors.

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Badminton has played to 21 points. So we actually lost the first game.

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Oh. But there's good news. Okay.

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There's a second game. Yes. Okay.

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That was a warm-up. So we start over. Love, love.

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Let's see how they perform in game two.

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Wow. Immediately off to an embarrassing start.

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If I was badminton insights, I would want this wiped from the internet immediately.

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Can I get a tag team on my partner?

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Elijah making a rookie mistake, serving it to the wrong side.

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Oh. Oh. Is that fine?

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Yeah. If it hits the net. Yeah.

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Maybe you didn't explain to them that the tram lines are in. For doubles, it's like short and fat on the serve.

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Got it. What are you saying about Elijah? He's calling me fat too.

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It's you, right?

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Oh. That's not what sportsmen like.

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But it is accurate.

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Yes. No. No.

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Yeah. Yep. Yep.

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Hit where they're not. Okay. Tag team.

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Tag team. I tried. Okay.

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Four-one. Yes. Go.

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Go. Yes. Let's go.

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Really being the only person of any value, honestly. He did injure himself in.

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That was so close. Yeah.

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No. Okay. Time.

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It's the quarter's bigger. Time. I think you guys are having a bit too easy of a time tracking the shuttle.

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So we're going to move it around a bit on you.

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I really, I really wasn't sure if we would need all of this.

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Wow. This is huge. Oh my goodness.

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Elijah's going. What? Elijah's not going quite super sane, but let's say normal sane on those hits.

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You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

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That's what I'm saying.

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Yes. Yes. Come on.

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Yes. Yes. Yes.

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Yes. Yeah. Heck yeah.

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I want to see more of those. Okay. They're so ready.

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I'm so scared. Hit it where they're not.

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Come on, Elijah. You're going to need to get them goggles or something.

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They're terrified of this. For reference, a shuttlecock weighs three eggs.

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That way that's heavy. Which is a lot of force going right to your face.

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You're right to be terrified.

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Back, back, back, back, back. Get back up, back up, back up.

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Oh, out. Challenge. This might be it.

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No, it was out. Out of challenge tonight. This could be it.

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Oh, come on. This coach. Time.

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You guys ever heard of international talk like a pirate day?

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No. No. Perfect.

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It's today. I'm going to need you to wear these hats.

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And pirates very rarely have bullfies functioning.

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That's a lot of handicaps in one go. Left eye or right eye?

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Okay, so wait. If you cover on the left eye, should we hit it this side?

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Oh my God, I didn't see her. Okay.

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It works. Okay. Can you go?

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Yeah. Out of Dennis.

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Dennis, come on, Dennis. All you have to do is get it over.

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Yeah. Yes. Yeah.

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Oh, man. Dennis from friendly fire to just plain beautiful badminton.

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We'd love to see it. We'd love to see it. And the fan doing a lot of the work there.

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Yep, yep. Nice. I just got to hit it.

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Are you going to take that? She says we've just got to hit it.

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I mean, that's been the case since the beginning.

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Yes, Dennis. Oh, me.

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What a beautiful rally. Oh, Riley.

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What? I don't like this tension on the court.

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What was that? What happened? I blacked out.

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Riley. I just thought if I could punch it this time, it would.

232
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Are both of your glasses functioning? No, I'm actually there's hair in my eye.

233
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Game point. All right, we got this.

234
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Oh, Riley with a beautiful strategy of just staying out of the way.

235
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It's always as good as he goes for it though.

236
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That's three times better than the first game. You just have to get seven times better than this.

237
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Normally two sets of 21, the match would be over, but we're going to add a bonus set.

238
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We're wiping out the first set. All love all around.

239
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Come on. Yeah. Yeah.

240
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:14,500
Yeah. Wow. That was almost got it.

241
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:17,500
Great form. Bad positioning. Bad positioning.

242
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My mom always said.

243
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:28,500
Yeah. And the first one of the game early on.

244
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:31,500
Yes. Yes. Oh, God.

245
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:34,500
Time. I'm confused. Which line is out?

246
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If anybody knows the rules of badminton, please post them in their entirety in the comments

247
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beneath this video. It's time to introduce the Wheel of Pain.

248
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Wow. One of you will spin to change out your racket.

249
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Big. Big. Okay.

250
00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:53,140
And the real sick burn is that it's Yonex.

251
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Yeah. Boom. Whoa.

252
00:15:56,140 --> 00:16:03,140
This actually seems like an upgrade. Yeah, this is easy. The downside of this is that he will now have to be doing a heavy roll as he's over equipped.

253
00:16:03,140 --> 00:16:06,140
So the amount of high frames he gets, that's massive.

254
00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:09,140
Good rally, though.

255
00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:12,140
Oh. Get it over, Elijah.

256
00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:15,140
I'm trying, sir. I got it.

257
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:20,140
I got it. I got it. Stop hitting it so high.

258
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:23,140
Yes. Oh, my goodness. The second point.

259
00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:26,140
I think this is a turning point for the keyboard warriors.

260
00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:29,140
I think that they might have a chance this time. This is our chance.

261
00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:32,140
Let's go. A team is on the roll right now.

262
00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:37,140
Wow. Nice. I think this racket might not be enough of an impediment.

263
00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:40,140
Rolling for Jenny. Bad.

264
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Bad. We got it at a wonderful, famous Canadian store, Canadian Tire.

265
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They specialize in automotive parts.

266
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:52,140
Why are they selling Obama's racket? I feel like that's a false representation of Canadian Tire.

267
00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:56,140
How would you define Canadian Tire? As a store that specializes in auto...wait.

268
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:59,140
Hmm. Hmm. Okay, get in there, B team.

269
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Get in there. B team. You got this.

270
00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:05,140
You got this. Yes. Yes.

271
00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:08,140
Yeah. Did you see that? That's how you serve.

272
00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:11,140
Two points in a row. I would have been like, you can blame the racket on that. No.

273
00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:14,140
Good shot. Good shot. Okay.

274
00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:17,140
New racket for Greg. He's too good with that one. No.

275
00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:20,140
Tiny. Tiny. What?

276
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:23,140
What? Whoa. What's the regular size?

277
00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:26,140
This one. This one. This one.

278
00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:29,140
This one. This one. This one.

279
00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:32,140
This one. This one. This one.

280
00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:36,140
This is the one you've got. What do you mean?

281
00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:38,140
What's a regular size racket? That is what it...

282
00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:44,140
Remember, hit where they're at. Yeah! Oh, my goodness.

283
00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:47,140
Can Altitude take the lead? Cutting it down to only two points.

284
00:17:47,140 --> 00:17:50,140
They could win this. You can tell, you can tell. They're not laughing anymore.

285
00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:53,140
They're getting annoyed now. Yes. Yes.

286
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:56,140
Yeah. Come on! Yes!

287
00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:59,140
Come on. No. No.

288
00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:02,140
Come on! We're calling for Jenny!

289
00:18:03,140 --> 00:18:08,140
No! It's a rigged, no mercy, no mercy.

290
00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:13,140
Ooh, Jenny's back to the pro racket. That will not make things easier for the keyboard warriors.

291
00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:17,140
Okay, yours. Sides. Come on!

292
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:21,140
Good power, good power! Hit with the nut!

293
00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:26,140
Oh my goodness, Elijah has successfully rallied the shuttlecock and gotten the point.

294
00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:29,140
We love to see it. We love to see it.

295
00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:32,140
What Elijah's history as a BAM to player?

296
00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:36,140
Joan? Thanks, Joan.

297
00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:39,140
It's the backhand plus the fans. It's such a lethal combination.

298
00:18:39,140 --> 00:18:41,140
Keep it down that side.

299
00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:46,140
No! Time out, time out.

300
00:18:46,140 --> 00:18:49,140
That was out of reach of my keyboard warriors.

301
00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:53,140
We are going to combine teams A and B.

302
00:18:53,140 --> 00:18:56,140
Oh yes. To create a team. The C team.

303
00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:59,140
Called AB. Show us your abs. No, don't show us your abs.

304
00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:02,140
And we're going to reset.

305
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:06,140
Everything we played until now doesn't count. Next game wins.

306
00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:10,140
And I will re-roll for rackets every three points.

307
00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:13,140
Wow, the rules have changed yet again.

308
00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:16,140
Everything we've watched before doesn't even matter.

309
00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:19,140
Out the window. Turns out that this one is for keeps.

310
00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:22,140
And what are our players winning today?

311
00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:26,140
Joan? Thanks, Joan.

312
00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:30,140
You guys are fully encumbered. How do you feel about your chances?

313
00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:33,140
We were just saying we need to keep it away from this side of the court,

314
00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:38,140
because not being able to change to a backhand grip and the fans is a dangerous combination.

315
00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:42,140
We can't keep putting it there. Their hit rate is like 50%.

316
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:46,140
So even if there's four of them, it doesn't change too much.

317
00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:51,140
We'll see, we'll see. Now Brad, what do you think? Does having four players in the court actually make it easier?

318
00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:55,140
I'm worried because if you've played any SimCity, traffic doesn't always solve your problems.

319
00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:59,140
In fact, it often introduces them. I've never read that book, but that is good to know.

320
00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:02,140
It's a game.

321
00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:08,140
Joan? They get it, but if it's going hard, then they got to get down.

322
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:11,140
Elijah? What? What was that?

323
00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:14,140
One, two, three. That's fine.

324
00:20:14,140 --> 00:20:17,140
Never lose, Warriors.

325
00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:22,140
Why are there so many pro spots? Come on!

326
00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:25,140
Why are there so many pro spots, David?

327
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:28,140
Do you have a pen? I said I'd spin, honestly.

328
00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:33,140
I didn't say I would not alter the wheel. There's not many pro spots left on that wheel.

329
00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:37,140
Okay, love, love. All the marbles.

330
00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:40,140
Nice. Nice! Yay!

331
00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:44,140
Yeah! You should watch my YouTube channel.

332
00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:47,140
I'm going to regret that. The keyboard warriors with the first point.

333
00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:51,140
That bodes well. You can see a massive turnaround.

334
00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:55,140
Again, now that you have four bodies on the court, there's a lot less area for each individual to cover.

335
00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:59,140
They're flexing, and it is falling apart for BDI.

336
00:20:59,140 --> 00:21:01,140
It was on the line.

337
00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:08,140
Are you kidding me? Now for Greg.

338
00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:11,140
Tiny. Thank you.

339
00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:14,140
One, two. Okay, let's go, Greg. No mercy.

340
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:18,140
I think Greg's actually going to be better with a tiny one.

341
00:21:18,140 --> 00:21:20,140
Look at this.

342
00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:24,140
No, good. He missed. He missed.

343
00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:27,140
He missed. No touch. Three, two.

344
00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:30,140
I missed. Three, two. Okay, warriors are up.

345
00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:31,140
Let's go, warriors.

346
00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:36,140
Dammit, warriors. For Greg.

347
00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:43,140
Big! Now for Jenny.

348
00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:46,140
Ice water. Ice water. Ice water.

349
00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:49,140
It has to be on. You want to electrically charge it.

350
00:21:50,140 --> 00:21:52,140
Oh, my God, no bounce.

351
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,140
Nice.

352
00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:00,140
Out.

353
00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:06,140
Go, go.

354
00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:10,140
My serve was bad last time. I think I'll go.

355
00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:16,140
Ready? Well, now look at this serve. It's more like a golf swing.

356
00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:20,140
What? No. It can't be letting points like that go, you know?

357
00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:24,140
You got to take every opportunity to commit, which is why I want to commit to you.

358
00:22:24,140 --> 00:22:27,140
Oh, my God, Brad. Here's T-Shuttlecock.

359
00:22:27,140 --> 00:22:30,140
Will you marry me?

360
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:33,140
I do. I'm so happy.

361
00:22:33,140 --> 00:22:36,140
You made me the happiest sportscaster. Thank you so much.

362
00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:37,140
Joan?

363
00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:43,140
Oh! He keeps something. He keeps it.

364
00:22:43,140 --> 00:22:45,140
Why? We can't stay.

365
00:22:48,140 --> 00:22:50,140
Out. No!

366
00:22:52,140 --> 00:22:55,140
Oh! Good try, good try.

367
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:59,140
That was a good return, though. And the coach is having an all-time crash out right now.

368
00:22:59,140 --> 00:23:01,140
Truly an embarrassing display of emotion.

369
00:23:02,140 --> 00:23:04,140
Yes! Did it!

370
00:23:05,140 --> 00:23:08,140
Did you see that? No way.

371
00:23:09,140 --> 00:23:12,140
Tiny! Now Jenny.

372
00:23:14,140 --> 00:23:17,140
Oh! I just electrocuted myself.

373
00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:20,140
Oh, tiny!

374
00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:25,140
Out! Good call.

375
00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:31,140
Oh, Riley. The lies are coming in from the back lines.

376
00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:35,140
Oh, my goodness! The spike by Dennis. Look how smug he is.

377
00:23:35,140 --> 00:23:37,140
That's the best shot he's ever hit.

378
00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:43,140
Oh, you never played fours versus twosies before?

379
00:23:44,140 --> 00:23:47,140
No mercy, Greg. No mercy.

380
00:23:49,140 --> 00:23:50,140
Out!

381
00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,140
Come on, come on, come on, come on. Oh, no!

382
00:23:55,140 --> 00:23:58,140
No! Let's go! Okay, Jenny.

383
00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:05,140
Let's go. They have two pro-rackets.

384
00:24:05,140 --> 00:24:07,140
Oh, no. This could spell disaster.

385
00:24:08,140 --> 00:24:12,140
Get it, get it. Just get it over, just get it over, boys.

386
00:24:13,140 --> 00:24:14,140
Yeah!

387
00:24:17,140 --> 00:24:19,140
I didn't know I was that good.

388
00:24:28,140 --> 00:24:31,140
Okay, Dennis, you're served. 10-7, 10-7. Here we go.

389
00:24:36,140 --> 00:24:39,140
What? 11-7.

390
00:24:39,140 --> 00:24:42,140
11-7. No, but you're serving right into the fans.

391
00:24:42,140 --> 00:24:45,140
It's perfect serve place. It's good. We're doing perfect serves.

392
00:24:47,140 --> 00:24:52,140
Greg gets the tiny racket. That's a tiny racket. The game is changing faster than I can even keep up.

393
00:24:52,140 --> 00:24:55,140
Two tiny rackets. I believe in you, Warriors.

394
00:24:55,140 --> 00:24:58,140
This could change everything. For the first time ever, I believe in you. What?

395
00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:04,140
Oh, nice. I'm proud with this. Dennis, my goodness.

396
00:25:05,140 --> 00:25:08,140
Wow. Oh, yes! Oh, Ariana with the save.

397
00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:12,140
Oh, yes! Oh, Fred is up on the floor.

398
00:25:12,140 --> 00:25:17,140
Let's get a medic out there. Let's check on him. I think find the guy in the back right.

399
00:25:18,140 --> 00:25:21,140
Yeah. These two at the front are good. We're letting them control the game.

400
00:25:21,140 --> 00:25:24,140
Yeah, let's get it away from those two. He's awful.

401
00:25:24,140 --> 00:25:29,140
They're actually locked in now. If they want to win this, I expect them to step up their game very significantly.

402
00:25:31,140 --> 00:25:34,140
Mine. Oh, too high. Sorry.

403
00:25:34,140 --> 00:25:37,140
Mine. Yeah. Mine.

404
00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:40,140
No! That's it. That's the tactics.

405
00:25:40,140 --> 00:25:43,140
That's about it. Give them one. Give them one point.

406
00:25:43,140 --> 00:25:46,140
No! Don't say that, Dennis! Away from Dennis.

407
00:25:46,140 --> 00:25:49,140
Yes. Yes. 9-12.

408
00:25:49,140 --> 00:25:53,140
Time for the wheel of pain. Every three points might have been a lot.

409
00:25:53,140 --> 00:25:56,140
But we're stuck with it now. You get a broom.

410
00:25:56,140 --> 00:26:01,140
Oh, yeah! And Jenny will be tiny. There should be three free points, you guys, realistically.

411
00:26:01,140 --> 00:26:04,140
Okay. This should be three free points.

412
00:26:05,140 --> 00:26:08,140
What? Me. Goose.

413
00:26:08,140 --> 00:26:11,140
Goose. Woo! Yes!

414
00:26:11,140 --> 00:26:15,140
13-9. This is the biggest lead the LTG keyboard worries have had all day.

415
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:18,140
Oh, my. And they've just extended it to a five-point lead.

416
00:26:18,140 --> 00:26:21,140
And now it's back to a four-point lead. Wow.

417
00:26:21,140 --> 00:26:24,140
Point. The largest of the day. No, not the big.

418
00:26:24,140 --> 00:26:27,140
Oh, Nick! The whole time, all the time.

419
00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:28,140
Let's go.

420
00:26:30,140 --> 00:26:35,140
Great serve. What a serve. That was actually somehow a flawless serve.

421
00:26:35,140 --> 00:26:37,140
That's the serve I've ever hit. 1-4.

422
00:26:38,140 --> 00:26:41,140
Goose. Nice.

423
00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:46,140
Goose. It's beautiful seeing Riley really come into his shoes here.

424
00:26:46,140 --> 00:26:49,140
And as soon as he doubts and lets Lodz have a shot at it, they fall apart.

425
00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:50,140
Thank you, Chrissy.

426
00:26:53,140 --> 00:26:56,140
The win. Greg will be playing with...

427
00:26:59,140 --> 00:27:02,140
Can I? Can I reverse that?

428
00:27:03,140 --> 00:27:06,140
Whoa. He out of nowhere comes an uno-reversed card.

429
00:27:06,140 --> 00:27:11,140
He plays with Tiny. Jenny, meanwhile, has no uno-reversed card.

430
00:27:11,140 --> 00:27:14,140
We've used it now. We have not got another one. And we'll be playing Pro.

431
00:27:14,140 --> 00:27:15,140
Yeah, let's go.

432
00:27:18,140 --> 00:27:21,140
Good. Come on. Yep. Goose.

433
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:24,140
Keep going. You're doing well. Nice.

434
00:27:25,140 --> 00:27:26,140
Here.

435
00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:31,140
No. Playback.

436
00:27:31,140 --> 00:27:34,140
Playback. I touch. He touched the net.

437
00:27:34,140 --> 00:27:37,140
That's their point. Dennis.

438
00:27:37,140 --> 00:27:40,140
I would fire him for that. Don't worry, he already quit.

439
00:27:40,140 --> 00:27:44,140
In. That was a challenge. What? It's way in.

440
00:27:46,140 --> 00:27:49,140
Yes, Dennis. I'll see you at that shot.

441
00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:53,140
So lucky. Greg will be playing with the room.

442
00:27:53,140 --> 00:27:56,140
Yeah. I should have saved it. He never reversed.

443
00:27:56,140 --> 00:27:58,140
And for Jenny. Pro.

444
00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:06,140
Yours again? Yours. Yes.

445
00:28:06,140 --> 00:28:09,140
Yes. Yes. Good job.

446
00:28:09,140 --> 00:28:12,140
That's good. Hit it where they're not, remember? Yeah.

447
00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:15,140
Let him get the broom. Oh, no. Outside.

448
00:28:15,140 --> 00:28:19,140
Outside. Oh, my God. How is Greg winning points with the broom?

449
00:28:23,140 --> 00:28:26,140
No. That was great. Okay.

450
00:28:26,140 --> 00:28:29,140
That was good reflexes. That was good reflexes, Dennis. 16-17.

451
00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:32,140
Okay. For Greg. Nice.

452
00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:35,140
Yes. Go for it. And Jenny is going tiny.

453
00:28:35,140 --> 00:28:38,140
Yes. Here we go. Nice.

454
00:28:38,140 --> 00:28:41,140
That was a serve. Yes. Wow.

455
00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:44,140
18-16. Just three more points for the win.

456
00:28:48,140 --> 00:28:51,140
That looks so comical. I'm sorry.

457
00:28:51,140 --> 00:28:55,140
I feel bad. I feel kind of mad, but it looks so funny.

458
00:28:58,140 --> 00:28:59,140
Wow.

459
00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:04,140
16-16. One more point for the keyboard warriors to win.

460
00:29:04,140 --> 00:29:08,140
Can they pull it out? The warriors need only one more point,

461
00:29:08,140 --> 00:29:12,140
but to increase their challenge, Greg and Jenny get their pro-rackets now.

462
00:29:12,140 --> 00:29:16,140
They have to get four in a row to tie this game up.

463
00:29:16,140 --> 00:29:19,140
You can stop them. We can do this, guys. You can stop them.

464
00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:22,140
We can do it. We can do this. 16-17.

465
00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:25,140
You've come a long way. This is not it.

466
00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:28,140
Riley. Yeah. Get it up.

467
00:29:29,140 --> 00:29:32,140
Why'd they go better? Mine. Mine.

468
00:29:32,140 --> 00:29:35,140
Mine. Oh, my God. You.

469
00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:40,140
Yes. Oh, my goodness. A big win for the keyboard warriors.

470
00:29:40,140 --> 00:29:43,140
Turns out they had nothing to be scared of at all,

471
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because it turns out when you stack the deck in your favor

472
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repeatedly and eternally, you might just come out on top.

473
00:29:50,140 --> 00:29:54,140
Sorry. I've just got word we have been canceled. Thank you so much for watching.

474
00:29:54,140 --> 00:29:57,140
See you at our honeymoon. So much fun. Thank you.

475
00:29:57,140 --> 00:30:00,140
So much fun. With a score of 21-16,

476
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the keyboard warriors have emerged victorious.

477
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:11,140
Massive shout out to Badminton Insight, Greg and Jenny.

478
00:30:11,140 --> 00:30:14,140
You guys were absolutely incredible sports.

479
00:30:14,140 --> 00:30:17,140
We were extremely cruel to you.

480
00:30:17,140 --> 00:30:20,140
I really did not expect the wheel of pain to be so awful.

481
00:30:20,140 --> 00:30:24,140
Guys, if you want to check out their channel, they've got tons of great tips and tricks,

482
00:30:24,140 --> 00:30:29,140
vlogs, all kinds of great stuff planned for the future because they actually just went full-time as YouTubers

483
00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:32,140
just a few weeks ago. Check them out.

484
00:30:32,140 --> 00:30:35,140
Badminton Insight. We'll have them linked down below.

485
00:30:35,140 --> 00:30:38,140
Thanks again, you guys. Thanks. Oh, just.

486
00:30:38,140 --> 00:30:41,140
I can't see. We'll lose the eye patch.

487
00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:44,140
Okay. We never got to see Linus play based on that.

488
00:30:44,140 --> 00:30:47,140
Can you just play with them? I'll tell you what.

489
00:30:47,140 --> 00:30:50,140
LMG.GD slash Floatplane. We'll have it as a Floatplane exclusive.

490
00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:51,140
Sure.
