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well well well look who finally decided to show themselves we've had to wait 10

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seconds for you I guess now we can deliver the tech news as long as there

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aren't any other delays wait a second where's Booty Mangler 72 booty Mangler

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Windows 11 Pros on by default encryption

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could be slowing down your SSD speed by as much as

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45% according to tests performed by Tom's Hardware does my PC not recognize

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the Flames I drew on the boot Drive Tom's Hardware tested a Samsung 990 Pro

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using Windows software bit Locker encryption it's Hardware bit Locker

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encryption and no encryption at all nothing at all while software encryption

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caus the frightening performance drop it turns out that Hardware encryption may

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be even faster than no encryption at all this would be terrific news if it

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weren't for Windows in 2019 Microsoft

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decided to change Windows so that software encryption would be the default

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rather than Hardware encryption what makes this worse is that Windows 11 Pro

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Force enables this encryption without providing a clear opt out option and

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worst of all if you want to switch to Hardware encryption even if you don't

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have software bit Locker enabled you have to reinstall Windows if you have

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the OS running on that SSD because how dare you try and make your machine more

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functional without penalty if you feel your computer has slowed down there's a

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blog post on how to get Hardware encryption working on your PC in our

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news sources we knew it was a good tutorial because it's not from Microsoft

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support phone manufacturers have been remotely disabling Mexican customers

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cell phones this is real as in many countries a large percentage of Mexicans

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buy their phones on the gray Market through sites like Amazon and AliExpress

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this means they're getting better deals by buying phones that are meant for release in other markets but that would

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still most likely be compatible with Mexico's cellular infrastructure but

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some phone companies don't like this in July of this year Motorola announced all

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phones imported and activated in Mexico after that month would be subject to

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remote DEC ability making the phone completely useless except for emergency

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calls fortunately Samsung disagreed with Motorola's tactics but unfortunately it

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was because they didn't think Motorola went far enough Samsung started

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disabling all gray Market phones retroactively under the pretense that

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the phones weren't properly certified by the Mexican Government however the

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government never asked Samsung to do this and in fact told manufacturers very

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strongly to stop disabling phones but come on they offered everyone a 30% off

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coupon for the second phone customers are being forced to buy what more does

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the Mexican Government want not forcibly removing citizens access to their own

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data and or ability to text their loved

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ones speaking of phones it turns out all those fancy AI tasks the pixel 8 Pro can

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do aren't actually performed by the phone in his review for the pixel8 pro

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Mr who's the boss revealed that the phone's AI features like AI wallpaper

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making and the Magic Eraser for photos are not accomplished with the phone's

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Google designed processor the device needs a persistent distant internet

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connection so the phone can offload those tasks to Google servers maybe

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someone should have informed Google VP of product management Monica Gupta

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before she wrote a blog post saying things like the tensor G3 chip continues

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to push the boundaries of on device machine learning and how the Chip's

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upgraded subsystems are Paving the way for on device generative AI with

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specific regard to using magic editor on photos or AI generating wallpapers I

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guess on device generative AI means on device Wi-Fi so your phone can connect

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to an AI server they never said which device and that sounds way less special

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maybe that's why Google decided to block reviewers from downloading benchmarks to

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test the new tensor chip they didn't want anyone to find out their AI magic

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wasn't real then the reviewers would start asking questions about the AI

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Tooth Fairy childhood ruined now it's time for the quick Fitch brought to you

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by Magic spoon they've recently launched their new grain-free treat cereal snacks

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which have 11 g of protein 1 to 2 gam of net carbs which is actually sick if

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you're keto and only one gram of sugar per serving these crispy snacks

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currently come in two delectable flavors marshmallow and chocolatey peanut butter

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treats combo pack quick bits are a sacred tradition going back to some

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point in the past when a significant event happened I don't know man I'm just

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reading this off the prompt I don't know what the event was twitch is expanding

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its simal casting guidelines to allow creators to live stream anywhere on the

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web simultaneously following an unsuccessful ban on simal casting that

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may or may not have contributed to Top Talent leaving the service in droves

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there are still a few limitations like the version of a stream hosted on Twitch

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should be at least equivalent in quality of experience and streamers shouldn't

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share links to their twitch audience directing them to watch other platforms

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Midstream twitch also announced that they will be adding doxing and swatting

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to their list of punishable off-platform conduct having concluded that criminal

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harassment is wrong very W you mean I

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can't stick the cops on buttnugget 65 get the door it's Domino's really it is

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Microsoft Excel has now finally created a user setting to turn off its automatic

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date conversion feature for dates both as a quality of life measure and to

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prevent Excel from accidentally destroying peer-reviewed scientific data

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you see genes tend to have long stupid names like differentiate embryonic crond

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doite Express Gene one which scientists who are only human abbreviated as D1

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which Excel who's only a computer program interpreted as December 1st and

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automatically reformatted a 2016 study found that out of over 3500 published

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papers around a fifth had errors introduced by Excel scientists actually

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reworked their entire system for abbreviating genes back in 2020 when

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admittedly they had a lot more free time on their hands Amazon has launched a

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trial for its new Workforce of bipedal humanoid robots developed by agility

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robotics which are definitely not intended to replace Amazon's current

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human Workforce with their weak flesh and limited bladder capacity with

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something Superior no no the primary benefit of the new Bots is their ability

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to crouch grasp and lift objects and navigate warehouses designed for feeble

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human workers One Union commented that Amazon has been treating their workers

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like robots for years though hopefully we won't start finding bottles of used

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motor oil along the sides of the highway it's a matter of time before the robots

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unionize and the Windows phone is many things but would you have guessed that

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it's the unlikely hero to save us from YouTube's new ad block blocking Twitter

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user Enderman CH discovered that if you change your user agent the HTTP header

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that identifies what device browser version and Os you're using using a user

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agent switcher to Windows phone it'll disable ads it's like the reverse of the

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movie weekend at Bernie instead of convincing a party that a corpse is a

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living person you're convincing the world's largest video hosting platform

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that your computer is running a dead OS and Tinder new Matchmaker feature allows

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you to get outside opinions on potential matches users can invite loved ones and

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friends with or without their own profile to view and recommend potential

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matches on the platform once the Matchmaker session expires you'll be

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able to see which profiles were recommended while still getting final

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say yourself over which direction you swipe what a great idea I mean who

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doesn't want their mom to help them choose the one they won't call tomorrow

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watch out screenshots tinder's coming for you you're right Dad he does look

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like a boy but we'll call you on Wednesday when we have more Tech news to

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share and who knows maybe we'll form a deep and Lasting emotional connection

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that we can explore over future episodes
