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Tech news moves pretty fast if you don't stop and look around once in a while you

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could miss it and then you won't know about the new computer that's so cool it

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makes everyone who purchases it physically and spiritually fulfilled

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Apple has reportedly considered launching an even more expensive version

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of their most expensive iPhone according to a Bloomberg report from Mark German

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aka the San germ of arrakis

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a new tier of Flagship iPhone distinct from and superior to the pro and pro Max

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models could be on its way as soon as next year given that there's an Apple

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Watch Ultra and an M2 Ultra processor

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it's expected that said Flagship could be launched as the iPhone Ultra provided

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that the marketing department hasn't had a little too much fun with the thesaurus

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recently I'm partial to iPhone Supreme

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I like iPhone flex but it doesn't doesn't fold or anything no no it's just

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as expensive it's just flexing on you weird flex but okay anyway if we do end

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up seeing this thing on store shelves the starting price will likely be at

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least a hundred bucks more than the next model down the product stack

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unfortunately there are no details yet on what additional features could be

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included in the ultra to justify the price increase maybe it has a special

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ringtone that just says I have money look at me or there's an exclusive

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feature you can activate that makes Tim Cook tell you how handsome you are and

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maybe you get one kiss but just one

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Tim Cook doesn't give two kisses they don't call him two kiss

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two if you really want a Samsung Galaxy

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s23 you might want to consider ponying up a bit more for a model with extra

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storage because an investigation has revealed that the base model s23 has 60

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of its 128 gigabytes of storage taken up

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by the system partition what this includes the Android operating system

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but the bulk of that 60 gigabytes is actually just bloatware although

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Arrangements where software companies pay Hardware manufacturers money to

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preload their crappy software are common Samsung is absolutely notorious in the

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high-end smartphone space for doing this more than their competitors or hear me

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out buy a different phone ah

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but it's a Galaxy oh I forgot by contrast the Google

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pixels Android installation only takes up 15 gigabytes like Samsung's one UI

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can do more things than stock Android but 45 gigabytes more things

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I'm gonna need to see the thing to Gigabyte ratio here is it give me a

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spreadsheet before I invest what do you Elon like Microsoft has invested

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billions in open Ai and now they're wondering why they should bother with

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their own AI development at all when they can just rely on chat GPT instead a

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new version of being powered by chat GPT appeared briefly last week only to

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disappear just as quickly Microsoft is also having chat GPT with their homework

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who knew just throw it in there users were

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prompted to ask Bing a question instead of entering a search string the way it's

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normally done by big users

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that felt weird to say but if you missed out on this mysterious demo you can

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always pay for the new tier of Microsoft teams that incorporates some chat GPT

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powered features like automatic note taking and recapping of meetings I'm

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guessing it's currently seven dollars a month and while any AI powered feature

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won't currently be perfect anything that can make the slog of using Microsoft

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teams slightly more interesting is welcome meanwhile Google of course

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doesn't want to be left out of the fun oh did I say fun I meant slow creeping

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towards an inevitable human machine war

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the tech giant has announced a chat gbt competitor called Bard which

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unfortunately is not programmed to only answer you in sonnets and won't try and

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sleep with all your friends all right plays about you in metaphor

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now it's time for quick bits brought to you by Samsung's 970 Evo plus NVMe m.2

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SSD because you quite simply can never have enough storage oh you think you can

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what if you want to put more stuff on your PC ha got you powered by the latest

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vnan technology and firmware optimization the 970 Evo plus can reach

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sequential read and write speeds of up to 3 500 megabytes per second and 3 300

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megabytes per second respectively so upgrade your storage now visit the link

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below and check out the Samsung 970 Evo plus today

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have you ever seen quick bits in their natural habitat I wouldn't recommend it

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they they get just completely nude like

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all like all the way it's not they're also very aggressive

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Dell wants to be just like all the other tech companies so they're laying off

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nearly 7 000 employees okay it's also because PC sales are down due to people

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not staying inside for long periods of time after doing just that during the

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height of the pandemic but it could also

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be because of poor marketing maybe they should bring back that uh dude you're

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getting a Dell guy I don't remember that guy do you it's common sense that a new

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CPU is probably going to be faster than an older one but AMD's new ryzen mobile

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offering looks even more impressive the ryzen 9 7845 HX has nearly doubled the

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performance of the previous mobile Flagship in benchmarking software pass

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Mark not to be confused with the country Denmark or or famous the room line oh hi

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Mark I'm sure many of them were very

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disoriented Twitter is reportedly looking at charging businesses one

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thousand dollars per month to keep their gold verified check mark and while that

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might be small potatoes for the likes of Amazon it will undoubtedly be too much

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for some smaller mom and pop Twitter accounts perhaps in trade Twitter is

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giving free API access to novelty good

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bot accounts that makes it sound like they weren't giving it for free before

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bully we're gonna stop I think we can all agree that a loading bar saying how

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far through the year we've currently progressed is worth extorting business

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over a few pretty pixels

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big news for AMD fans just two months after the launch of the Radeon RX 7000

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series team red has announced they finally have time to make drivers for

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older cards there had been a delay in new drivers

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for the 6000 series and earlier as the company needed more Engineers focusing

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on putting out the 7000 series fires almost almost literally it's nice they

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remembered us unlike some people a girl I used to date would always call me Ryan

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our wedding was awkward

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cough up a bit me for a Tesla Model why prices

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are up around two thousand dollars because the U.S treasury now considers

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the model y as an SUV instead of a car

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perhaps because it is guessing vehicles in the SUV category

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can be priced higher than cars and still qualify for an EV tax credit which

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explains the increase but the good news is that the new prices are still way

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lower than they were at the beginning of the year if Tesla sells enough maybe

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they can make up their Bitcoin losses got him and I got you to watch this

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whole video ha tricked you come back on Wednesday if you want to be tricked

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again in the bedazzled oh just kidding

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