I can't believe it I've never thought I could afford a Porsche but today that
all changes I got it it's a Porsche Mouse this beautiful little car is made
by Porsche how long do short circuits have to be
this is one of the cheapest feeling pieces of trash I've ever held in my
life this is like a four dollar child's
toy the plastic is crappy the paint might not be as you know rub-offable as
I thought but overall the build quality on this thing is
kind of embarrassing I'm surprised Porsche releases this and has this on
their website I thought this would have been like an AliExpress knockoff thing
but that's the Porsche logo they have
three different colors of the white one with kind of like blue and red Racing Stripes is a black basic one and then
there's this one that's sort of colored after the Porsche that won the Le Mans
in 1970. I looked up what that Porsche
looks like looks a lot cooler than this one this doesn't look anything like it
that one is a much more angular almost like a Ferrari looking car this is more
of a classic poor shape and it's a mouse all right uh what else is
in the Box yeah Pixar guide two Double
A's Porsche was also generous enough to send us over this mouse pad did we pay
for this even if they sent it for free it's a waste of money this is a terrible
feeling mouse pad recently I unboxed the pointer instrument from lunar artifacts
and that had a similarly sized almost exact same shape mouse pad and that was
a very premium looking full grain leather uh with stitching and this feels
like pleather I'm not even gonna give it the the vegan leather upgrade it feels
like cardboard it feels like 90 of this is cardboard with like a
crappy foam in the middle let's see how it looks all together yeah it looks like
your six-year-old hit your mouse and put a little hot wheels on your mouse pad
can I break it I want to I feel like it'll be so therapeutic
oh what's the return policy
I'll keep this mouse pad around let's get back to the mouse on the top it has
a car roof and two buttons
that might be the worst buttons I've ever pressed in my entire life These are
mushy it takes a lot of force to get it down but even then I'm not like 100 sure
if I've pressed it feels like there's rubber being compressed and like it's
kind of hitting uh a little button at
the bottom they claim that this is an ergonomic design and you could use this
for work all day to be fair it's light
enough that it's not so bad and the shape isn't the worst shape I've ever
held it's not super comfortable for my grip I get no Palm naturally touching I
kind of have to like like choke up a little bit and where my
fingers would naturally want to go the buttons feel especially terrible there so it's certainly not the worst
ergonomics of a mouse I've ever felt but it is not great I'd give it like a c
minus then when you put it with the cheap Plastics it just feels like you're
holding a toy that's not a good time Elsewhere on the mouse there's no
buttons just the the printed Porsche with the 23 and tail lights that are
actually gonna light up when I turn on the mouse
cool on the bottom we have our battery compartment we have our USB dongle
storage I think that's a totally okay spot to store it uh we have our on off
switch we have our sensor that they do not advertise the specs for anywhere on
their website could not find anything my guess is that this is a very cheap
older style Optical Mouse and I don't
expect it to perform Super well we also have these three small Glide pads
it's actually not that bad from terms of smoothness I've definitely had a worse
gliding experience that's actually not so bad how fast do you think this thing
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right on Steam now that we have the mouse on you can see this beautiful tail
light incredible wow okay from the angle
I'm looking at it from which I'll show you here it actually looks like that's
sort of simulating the look of you know a tail lights it has a little sectioned
off Parts uh almost you know simulating
what a car would look like and then you flip it more vertical and it's totally
misaligned so the ones on this side are fully visible no one's in this side are
kind of squeezed down a little bit that's embarrassing the input latency on
this is insane it's like a slingshot so
I moved the mouse and then like it feels like it it takes like a second for the
mouse to track behind it I think I could get used to it if I was someone at a car
dealership and all I was doing was you know filling out sales forms and I just
have to click things or do you get used to using keyboard shortcuts for anything
else this is a terrible experience it feels like the mouse is defaulting at
1600 DPI uh there's no software or
anything that Porsche includes not that I'm surprised 1600 is fine
um I'll probably just have to turn down sensitivity in Windows I didn't even
talk about the scroll wheel it's tiny and it's really far up on the mouse if
I'm doing the full Palm it's okay my fingers rest right beside it but where I
want to hold it it's a bit of a stretch not ideal especially when there's no
other buttons on the side of the mouse also why do they include you know a
sound if they're gonna go for like a full stupid product it should vroom vroom every time I turn it on oh what am
I doing I'm not even using the Porsche mouse pad I guess at 1600 dpis this
small of a mouse pad makes a little more sense the leather feels very rough
against my hands like I'm catching like it's kind of almost it's not sticky but
it's definitely not a good experience having like 20 of the mouse pad be this
text means that this already tiny mouse pad is even smaller this is really for
people that love Porsche that rep Porsche or people that have never used a
proper Mouse I don't know I don't think I've ever used a mouse that I want to
use less than this one this is horrible obviously no liftoff
sensor it's when you're gonna land it's gonna move
every time you lift off it's this is terrible my hands already hurting on
this corner tail light spot there's like a hard Ridge where the tail light is you
know just for Aesthetics but my palm right below my fourth finger is resting
there and I can already feel it rubbing and getting tired even in terms of
details this is a a poor effort a Tesla
level effort you might say um the gap between the shell plastic and
the base plastic here is small and then where the buttons are you can see that
it's it's got an angle out you could say yeah so it can click down but there's
ways they can mitigate it and there's still a gap that is you know about right
if I press on it oh oh oh you see that
oh no that's bad the tracking is like feels so inconsistent like sometimes I
have to move far to like make the cursor go and sometimes I it's so sensitive and
it's not this desk pad this beautiful desk pad from LTT Store.com I know that
I let the mouse sit for a minute or so and it takes a second for it to wake up
not a huge deal they also say uh you're
going to want to manually turn off the switch on the mouse I'm guessing that it
doesn't really have a good standby and it'll just chew through batteries oh
it's all rocket launcher that's so fun I don't know if this game was the best
testing Precision but I mean to be fair this mouse isn't the most precise one
either in a pinch you know if you're trying to get away with
getting in a couple games of of Halo in
between clients at the Porsche dealership like I guess this is fine the
sensor is clearly uh underwhelming sensor sometimes I move a little bit and
it just keeps going almost like when it's a bad Bluetooth
device and it's like it loses signal so it keeps sending the input and then once
it finally gets there it's done it 100 times there's not much else to say this
mouse sucks uh let's open it up and see if we can see why
this mouse doesn't look super hard to pull apart there's only the one visible
screw I don't think there's any more under the Glide pad it was designed to
go together very cheaply oh there might be another one oh it's probably under
this is it okay if I destroy the manufacturer label thingy
oh it wasn't I screwed up no
I really don't want to take a Glide pad off but it seems like I'm gonna have to
it's okay if I take the black pads off okay these are
switches it felt very much like rubber but it has little switches so yay Mouse
is pretty easy to disassemble there's this little daughter board I'm guessing
just for the LEDs uh and the main board is here with the sensor looks like it's
not impossible to replace overall
don't get this mouse unless Porsche gives it to you for free it's a complete
waste of your time and money it's a little more than a toy it's a bad Mouse
it doesn't even look good if you're making you know an aesthetic expensive
product it has to at the very least not
look like a two dollar children's toy and this does not succeed at doing that
and so this is probably the product that I've hated the most on this entire run
of short circuits how much does it cost
120 dollars you can buy so much with 120
you can buy so many other mice you can buy a good Mouse you can get a G Pro for
120 bucks you can get like 24 lattes uh
I would highly recommend getting 24 at once chugging them throwing up feeling
sick for a week and still having a better time than using this mouse
the mouse pad dollars
no are you kidding me
so combined if you want the full Porsche Mouse experience it's 220 dollars that
is so much money what are they thinking I guess
they know who Their audience is they know that this is a niche product
there's going to be people there that just want it for the collectibility of it don't get it it sucks it looks bad it
feels bad it's a terrible Mouse uh it's a piece of garbage and it's literally
E-Waste even before you've taken it out of the box thank you for watching short
circuit like And subscribe uh you should also check out uh our recent unboxing of
the lunar artifacts pointer instrument for another you know Aesthetics Focus
Mouse but one that didn't make me quite as mad and after this maybe I like it a
lot more than I thought