WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:07.620 I can't believe it I've never thought I could afford a Porsche but today that 00:00:05.040 --> 00:00:12.900 all changes I got it it's a Porsche Mouse this beautiful little car is made 00:00:10.740 --> 00:00:17.279 by Porsche how long do short circuits have to be 00:00:15.059 --> 00:00:22.199 this is one of the cheapest feeling pieces of trash I've ever held in my 00:00:18.960 --> 00:00:24.840 life this is like a four dollar child's 00:00:22.199 --> 00:00:29.519 toy the plastic is crappy the paint might not be as you know rub-offable as 00:00:27.359 --> 00:00:33.300 I thought but overall the build quality on this thing is 00:00:31.320 --> 00:00:37.680 kind of embarrassing I'm surprised Porsche releases this and has this on 00:00:35.880 --> 00:00:42.719 their website I thought this would have been like an AliExpress knockoff thing 00:00:39.600 --> 00:00:43.680 but that's the Porsche logo they have 00:00:42.719 --> 00:00:49.920 three different colors of the white one with kind of like blue and red Racing Stripes is a black basic one and then 00:00:47.640 --> 00:00:56.280 there's this one that's sort of colored after the Porsche that won the Le Mans 00:00:52.920 --> 00:00:58.500 in 1970. I looked up what that Porsche 00:00:56.280 --> 00:01:02.160 looks like looks a lot cooler than this one this doesn't look anything like it 00:01:00.719 --> 00:01:07.320 that one is a much more angular almost like a Ferrari looking car this is more 00:01:04.500 --> 00:01:13.680 of a classic poor shape and it's a mouse all right uh what else is 00:01:09.960 --> 00:01:16.020 in the Box yeah Pixar guide two Double 00:01:13.680 --> 00:01:20.460 A's Porsche was also generous enough to send us over this mouse pad did we pay 00:01:18.900 --> 00:01:26.340 for this even if they sent it for free it's a waste of money this is a terrible 00:01:23.700 --> 00:01:30.720 feeling mouse pad recently I unboxed the pointer instrument from lunar artifacts 00:01:28.680 --> 00:01:35.040 and that had a similarly sized almost exact same shape mouse pad and that was 00:01:33.299 --> 00:01:39.420 a very premium looking full grain leather uh with stitching and this feels 00:01:37.680 --> 00:01:44.100 like pleather I'm not even gonna give it the the vegan leather upgrade it feels 00:01:42.240 --> 00:01:48.299 like cardboard it feels like 90 of this is cardboard with like a 00:01:46.380 --> 00:01:53.159 crappy foam in the middle let's see how it looks all together yeah it looks like 00:01:50.759 --> 00:01:57.180 your six-year-old hit your mouse and put a little hot wheels on your mouse pad 00:01:54.780 --> 00:02:00.540 can I break it I want to I feel like it'll be so therapeutic 00:02:00.780 --> 00:02:05.399 oh what's the return policy 00:02:03.780 --> 00:02:12.239 I'll keep this mouse pad around let's get back to the mouse on the top it has 00:02:08.099 --> 00:02:13.980 a car roof and two buttons 00:02:12.239 --> 00:02:18.060 that might be the worst buttons I've ever pressed in my entire life These are 00:02:15.420 --> 00:02:22.379 mushy it takes a lot of force to get it down but even then I'm not like 100 sure 00:02:20.220 --> 00:02:27.540 if I've pressed it feels like there's rubber being compressed and like it's 00:02:23.940 --> 00:02:29.220 kind of hitting uh a little button at 00:02:27.540 --> 00:02:34.620 the bottom they claim that this is an ergonomic design and you could use this 00:02:31.620 --> 00:02:36.239 for work all day to be fair it's light 00:02:34.620 --> 00:02:40.500 enough that it's not so bad and the shape isn't the worst shape I've ever 00:02:38.459 --> 00:02:45.239 held it's not super comfortable for my grip I get no Palm naturally touching I 00:02:44.099 --> 00:02:49.200 kind of have to like like choke up a little bit and where my 00:02:47.940 --> 00:02:54.300 fingers would naturally want to go the buttons feel especially terrible there so it's certainly not the worst 00:02:52.140 --> 00:02:59.400 ergonomics of a mouse I've ever felt but it is not great I'd give it like a c 00:02:57.180 --> 00:03:03.480 minus then when you put it with the cheap Plastics it just feels like you're 00:03:02.099 --> 00:03:08.160 holding a toy that's not a good time Elsewhere on the mouse there's no 00:03:05.760 --> 00:03:12.060 buttons just the the printed Porsche with the 23 and tail lights that are 00:03:10.200 --> 00:03:15.959 actually gonna light up when I turn on the mouse 00:03:13.220 --> 00:03:19.980 cool on the bottom we have our battery compartment we have our USB dongle 00:03:18.480 --> 00:03:25.620 storage I think that's a totally okay spot to store it uh we have our on off 00:03:23.159 --> 00:03:30.480 switch we have our sensor that they do not advertise the specs for anywhere on 00:03:28.080 --> 00:03:35.940 their website could not find anything my guess is that this is a very cheap 00:03:32.940 --> 00:03:38.159 older style Optical Mouse and I don't 00:03:35.940 --> 00:03:42.120 expect it to perform Super well we also have these three small Glide pads 00:03:40.440 --> 00:03:46.019 it's actually not that bad from terms of smoothness I've definitely had a worse 00:03:43.980 --> 00:03:50.180 gliding experience that's actually not so bad 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00:04:33.360 right on Steam now that we have the mouse on you can see this beautiful tail 00:04:30.180 --> 00:04:35.280 light incredible wow okay from the angle 00:04:33.360 --> 00:04:40.139 I'm looking at it from which I'll show you here it actually looks like that's 00:04:38.040 --> 00:04:45.540 sort of simulating the look of you know a tail lights it has a little sectioned 00:04:42.300 --> 00:04:46.979 off Parts uh almost you know simulating 00:04:45.540 --> 00:04:51.419 what a car would look like and then you flip it more vertical and it's totally 00:04:49.440 --> 00:04:55.380 misaligned so the ones on this side are fully visible no one's in this side are 00:04:53.580 --> 00:05:01.620 kind of squeezed down a little bit that's embarrassing the input latency on 00:04:58.620 --> 00:05:03.960 this is insane it's like a slingshot so 00:05:01.620 --> 00:05:08.280 I moved the mouse and then like it feels like it it takes like a second for the 00:05:06.120 --> 00:05:13.259 mouse to track behind it I think I could get used to it if I was someone at a car 00:05:10.680 --> 00:05:16.320 dealership and all I was doing was you know filling out sales forms and I just 00:05:14.820 --> 00:05:19.680 have to click things or do you get used to using keyboard shortcuts for anything 00:05:17.880 --> 00:05:24.960 else this is a terrible experience it feels like the mouse is defaulting at 00:05:21.660 --> 00:05:27.780 1600 DPI uh there's no software or 00:05:24.960 --> 00:05:31.560 anything that Porsche includes not that I'm surprised 1600 is fine 00:05:30.419 --> 00:05:35.460 um I'll probably just have to turn down sensitivity in Windows I didn't even 00:05:33.539 --> 00:05:39.780 talk about the scroll wheel it's tiny and it's really far up on the mouse if 00:05:37.500 --> 00:05:44.160 I'm doing the full Palm it's okay my fingers rest right beside it but where I 00:05:41.940 --> 00:05:47.699 want to hold it it's a bit of a stretch not ideal especially when there's no 00:05:45.900 --> 00:05:51.000 other buttons on the side of the mouse also why do they include you know a 00:05:49.740 --> 00:05:56.100 sound if they're gonna go for like a full stupid product it should vroom vroom every time I turn it on oh what am 00:05:54.600 --> 00:06:00.360 I doing I'm not even using the Porsche mouse pad I guess at 1600 dpis this 00:05:58.560 --> 00:06:05.340 small of a mouse pad makes a little more sense the leather feels very rough 00:06:03.660 --> 00:06:08.280 against my hands like I'm catching like it's kind of almost it's not sticky but 00:06:07.020 --> 00:06:13.320 it's definitely not a good experience having like 20 of the mouse pad be this 00:06:10.860 --> 00:06:18.060 text means that this already tiny mouse pad is even smaller this is really for 00:06:16.199 --> 00:06:24.120 people that love Porsche that rep Porsche or people that have never used a 00:06:21.539 --> 00:06:28.979 proper Mouse I don't know I don't think I've ever used a mouse that I want to 00:06:26.340 --> 00:06:32.819 use less than this one this is horrible obviously no liftoff 00:06:31.080 --> 00:06:37.319 sensor it's when you're gonna land it's gonna move 00:06:35.160 --> 00:06:42.000 every time you lift off it's this is terrible my hands already hurting on 00:06:39.720 --> 00:06:46.199 this corner tail light spot there's like a hard Ridge where the tail light is you 00:06:44.160 --> 00:06:50.460 know just for Aesthetics but my palm right below my fourth finger is resting 00:06:48.960 --> 00:06:55.979 there and I can already feel it rubbing and getting tired even in terms of 00:06:52.560 --> 00:06:57.960 details this is a a poor effort a Tesla 00:06:55.979 --> 00:07:02.160 level effort you might say um the gap between the shell plastic and 00:07:00.300 --> 00:07:06.419 the base plastic here is small and then where the buttons are you can see that 00:07:03.780 --> 00:07:10.500 it's it's got an angle out you could say yeah so it can click down but there's 00:07:08.880 --> 00:07:16.860 ways they can mitigate it and there's still a gap that is you know about right 00:07:13.319 --> 00:07:19.500 if I press on it oh oh oh you see that 00:07:16.860 --> 00:07:24.120 oh no that's bad the tracking is like feels so inconsistent like sometimes I 00:07:22.380 --> 00:07:28.199 have to move far to like make the cursor go and sometimes I it's so sensitive and 00:07:26.759 --> 00:07:33.120 it's not this desk pad this beautiful desk pad from LTT Store.com I know that 00:07:30.479 --> 00:07:38.520 I let the mouse sit for a minute or so and it takes a second for it to wake up 00:07:35.220 --> 00:07:40.199 not a huge deal they also say uh you're 00:07:38.520 --> 00:07:44.520 going to want to manually turn off the switch on the mouse I'm guessing that it 00:07:42.539 --> 00:07:48.240 doesn't really have a good standby and it'll just chew through batteries oh 00:07:46.080 --> 00:07:51.120 it's all rocket launcher that's so fun I don't know if this game was the best 00:07:49.259 --> 00:07:55.080 testing Precision but I mean to be fair this mouse isn't the most precise one 00:07:53.340 --> 00:08:00.240 either in a pinch you know if you're trying to get away with 00:07:56.940 --> 00:08:01.560 getting in a couple games of of Halo in 00:08:00.240 --> 00:08:05.940 between clients at the Porsche dealership like I guess this is fine the 00:08:04.020 --> 00:08:10.139 sensor is clearly uh underwhelming sensor sometimes I move a little bit and 00:08:07.560 --> 00:08:13.620 it just keeps going almost like when it's a bad Bluetooth 00:08:11.880 --> 00:08:18.180 device and it's like it loses signal so it keeps sending the input and then once 00:08:16.440 --> 00:08:22.680 it finally gets there it's done it 100 times there's not much else to say this 00:08:20.280 --> 00:08:27.360 mouse sucks uh let's open it up and see if we can see why 00:08:25.379 --> 00:08:30.180 this mouse doesn't look super hard to pull apart there's only the one visible 00:08:28.919 --> 00:08:35.580 screw I don't think there's any more under the Glide pad it was designed to 00:08:32.820 --> 00:08:39.360 go together very cheaply oh there might be another one oh it's probably under 00:08:37.260 --> 00:08:44.820 this is it okay if I destroy the manufacturer label thingy 00:08:41.459 --> 00:08:46.320 oh it wasn't I screwed up no 00:08:44.820 --> 00:08:50.040 I really don't want to take a Glide pad off but it seems like I'm gonna have to 00:08:48.360 --> 00:08:54.660 it's okay if I take the black pads off okay these are 00:08:51.779 --> 00:09:00.300 switches it felt very much like rubber but it has little switches so yay Mouse 00:08:58.440 --> 00:09:04.019 is pretty easy to disassemble there's this little daughter board I'm guessing 00:09:01.500 --> 00:09:09.899 just for the LEDs uh and the main board is here with the sensor looks like it's 00:09:06.300 --> 00:09:12.120 not impossible to replace overall 00:09:09.899 --> 00:09:16.860 don't get this mouse unless Porsche gives it to you for free it's a complete 00:09:14.820 --> 00:09:20.580 waste of your time and money it's a little more than a toy it's a bad Mouse 00:09:18.480 --> 00:09:25.500 it doesn't even look good if you're making you know an aesthetic expensive 00:09:22.320 --> 00:09:27.959 product it has to at the very least not 00:09:25.500 --> 00:09:32.459 look like a two dollar children's toy and this does not succeed at doing that 00:09:30.000 --> 00:09:39.500 and so this is probably the product that I've hated the most on this entire run 00:09:35.580 --> 00:09:44.279 of short circuits how much does it cost 00:09:39.500 --> 00:09:46.740 120 dollars you can buy so much with 120 00:09:44.279 --> 00:09:53.700 you can buy so many other mice you can buy a good Mouse you can get a G Pro for 00:09:48.959 --> 00:09:55.500 120 bucks you can get like 24 lattes uh 00:09:53.700 --> 00:09:59.279 I would highly recommend getting 24 at once chugging them throwing up feeling 00:09:57.540 --> 00:10:03.779 sick for a week and still having a better time than using this mouse 00:10:01.740 --> 00:10:09.120 the mouse pad dollars 00:10:05.220 --> 00:10:11.700 no are you kidding me 00:10:09.120 --> 00:10:16.380 so combined if you want the full Porsche Mouse experience it's 220 dollars that 00:10:14.700 --> 00:10:20.880 is so much money what are they thinking I guess 00:10:18.660 --> 00:10:23.279 they know who Their audience is they know that this is a niche product 00:10:22.019 --> 00:10:29.940 there's going to be people there that just want it for the collectibility of it don't get it it sucks it looks bad it 00:10:27.420 --> 00:10:33.660 feels bad it's a terrible Mouse uh it's a piece of garbage and it's literally 00:10:31.740 --> 00:10:37.800 E-Waste even before you've taken it out of the box thank you for watching short 00:10:35.399 --> 00:10:42.779 circuit like And subscribe uh you should also check out uh our recent unboxing of 00:10:40.560 --> 00:10:46.800 the lunar artifacts pointer instrument for another you know Aesthetics Focus 00:10:45.240 --> 00:10:52.579 Mouse but one that didn't make me quite as mad and after this maybe I like it a 00:10:49.860 --> 00:10:52.579 lot more than I thought