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I can't believe it I've never thought I could afford a Porsche but today that

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all changes I got it it's a Porsche Mouse this beautiful little car is made

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by Porsche how long do short circuits have to be

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this is one of the cheapest feeling pieces of trash I've ever held in my

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life this is like a four dollar child's

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toy the plastic is crappy the paint might not be as you know rub-offable as

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I thought but overall the build quality on this thing is

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kind of embarrassing I'm surprised Porsche releases this and has this on

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their website I thought this would have been like an AliExpress knockoff thing

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but that's the Porsche logo they have

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three different colors of the white one with kind of like blue and red Racing Stripes is a black basic one and then

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there's this one that's sort of colored after the Porsche that won the Le Mans

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in 1970. I looked up what that Porsche

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looks like looks a lot cooler than this one this doesn't look anything like it

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that one is a much more angular almost like a Ferrari looking car this is more

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of a classic poor shape and it's a mouse all right uh what else is

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in the Box yeah Pixar guide two Double

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A's Porsche was also generous enough to send us over this mouse pad did we pay

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for this even if they sent it for free it's a waste of money this is a terrible

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feeling mouse pad recently I unboxed the pointer instrument from lunar artifacts

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and that had a similarly sized almost exact same shape mouse pad and that was

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a very premium looking full grain leather uh with stitching and this feels

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like pleather I'm not even gonna give it the the vegan leather upgrade it feels

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like cardboard it feels like 90 of this is cardboard with like a

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crappy foam in the middle let's see how it looks all together yeah it looks like

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your six-year-old hit your mouse and put a little hot wheels on your mouse pad

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can I break it I want to I feel like it'll be so therapeutic

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oh what's the return policy

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I'll keep this mouse pad around let's get back to the mouse on the top it has

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a car roof and two buttons

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that might be the worst buttons I've ever pressed in my entire life These are

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mushy it takes a lot of force to get it down but even then I'm not like 100 sure

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if I've pressed it feels like there's rubber being compressed and like it's

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kind of hitting uh a little button at

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the bottom they claim that this is an ergonomic design and you could use this

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for work all day to be fair it's light

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enough that it's not so bad and the shape isn't the worst shape I've ever

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held it's not super comfortable for my grip I get no Palm naturally touching I

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kind of have to like like choke up a little bit and where my

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fingers would naturally want to go the buttons feel especially terrible there so it's certainly not the worst

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ergonomics of a mouse I've ever felt but it is not great I'd give it like a c

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minus then when you put it with the cheap Plastics it just feels like you're

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holding a toy that's not a good time Elsewhere on the mouse there's no

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buttons just the the printed Porsche with the 23 and tail lights that are

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actually gonna light up when I turn on the mouse

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cool on the bottom we have our battery compartment we have our USB dongle

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storage I think that's a totally okay spot to store it uh we have our on off

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switch we have our sensor that they do not advertise the specs for anywhere on

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their website could not find anything my guess is that this is a very cheap

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older style Optical Mouse and I don't

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expect it to perform Super well we also have these three small Glide pads

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it's actually not that bad from terms of smoothness I've definitely had a worse

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gliding experience that's actually not so bad how fast do you think this thing

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can go just like good job I can't believe I almost forgot to tell

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you about our partnership with Paradox it was super cool of them to reach out

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right on Steam now that we have the mouse on you can see this beautiful tail

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light incredible wow okay from the angle

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I'm looking at it from which I'll show you here it actually looks like that's

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sort of simulating the look of you know a tail lights it has a little sectioned

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off Parts uh almost you know simulating

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what a car would look like and then you flip it more vertical and it's totally

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misaligned so the ones on this side are fully visible no one's in this side are

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kind of squeezed down a little bit that's embarrassing the input latency on

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this is insane it's like a slingshot so

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I moved the mouse and then like it feels like it it takes like a second for the

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mouse to track behind it I think I could get used to it if I was someone at a car

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dealership and all I was doing was you know filling out sales forms and I just

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have to click things or do you get used to using keyboard shortcuts for anything

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else this is a terrible experience it feels like the mouse is defaulting at

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1600 DPI uh there's no software or

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anything that Porsche includes not that I'm surprised 1600 is fine

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um I'll probably just have to turn down sensitivity in Windows I didn't even

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talk about the scroll wheel it's tiny and it's really far up on the mouse if

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I'm doing the full Palm it's okay my fingers rest right beside it but where I

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want to hold it it's a bit of a stretch not ideal especially when there's no

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other buttons on the side of the mouse also why do they include you know a

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sound if they're gonna go for like a full stupid product it should vroom vroom every time I turn it on oh what am

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I doing I'm not even using the Porsche mouse pad I guess at 1600 dpis this

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small of a mouse pad makes a little more sense the leather feels very rough

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against my hands like I'm catching like it's kind of almost it's not sticky but

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it's definitely not a good experience having like 20 of the mouse pad be this

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text means that this already tiny mouse pad is even smaller this is really for

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people that love Porsche that rep Porsche or people that have never used a

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proper Mouse I don't know I don't think I've ever used a mouse that I want to

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use less than this one this is horrible obviously no liftoff

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sensor it's when you're gonna land it's gonna move

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every time you lift off it's this is terrible my hands already hurting on

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this corner tail light spot there's like a hard Ridge where the tail light is you

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know just for Aesthetics but my palm right below my fourth finger is resting

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there and I can already feel it rubbing and getting tired even in terms of

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details this is a a poor effort a Tesla

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level effort you might say um the gap between the shell plastic and

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the base plastic here is small and then where the buttons are you can see that

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it's it's got an angle out you could say yeah so it can click down but there's

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ways they can mitigate it and there's still a gap that is you know about right

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if I press on it oh oh oh you see that

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oh no that's bad the tracking is like feels so inconsistent like sometimes I

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have to move far to like make the cursor go and sometimes I it's so sensitive and

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it's not this desk pad this beautiful desk pad from LTT Store.com I know that

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I let the mouse sit for a minute or so and it takes a second for it to wake up

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not a huge deal they also say uh you're

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going to want to manually turn off the switch on the mouse I'm guessing that it

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doesn't really have a good standby and it'll just chew through batteries oh

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it's all rocket launcher that's so fun I don't know if this game was the best

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testing Precision but I mean to be fair this mouse isn't the most precise one

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either in a pinch you know if you're trying to get away with

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getting in a couple games of of Halo in

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between clients at the Porsche dealership like I guess this is fine the

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sensor is clearly uh underwhelming sensor sometimes I move a little bit and

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it just keeps going almost like when it's a bad Bluetooth

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device and it's like it loses signal so it keeps sending the input and then once

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it finally gets there it's done it 100 times there's not much else to say this

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mouse sucks uh let's open it up and see if we can see why

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this mouse doesn't look super hard to pull apart there's only the one visible

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screw I don't think there's any more under the Glide pad it was designed to

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go together very cheaply oh there might be another one oh it's probably under

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this is it okay if I destroy the manufacturer label thingy

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oh it wasn't I screwed up no

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I really don't want to take a Glide pad off but it seems like I'm gonna have to

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it's okay if I take the black pads off okay these are

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switches it felt very much like rubber but it has little switches so yay Mouse

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is pretty easy to disassemble there's this little daughter board I'm guessing

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just for the LEDs uh and the main board is here with the sensor looks like it's

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not impossible to replace overall

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don't get this mouse unless Porsche gives it to you for free it's a complete

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waste of your time and money it's a little more than a toy it's a bad Mouse

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it doesn't even look good if you're making you know an aesthetic expensive

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product it has to at the very least not

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look like a two dollar children's toy and this does not succeed at doing that

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and so this is probably the product that I've hated the most on this entire run

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of short circuits how much does it cost

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120 dollars you can buy so much with 120

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you can buy so many other mice you can buy a good Mouse you can get a G Pro for

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120 bucks you can get like 24 lattes uh

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I would highly recommend getting 24 at once chugging them throwing up feeling

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sick for a week and still having a better time than using this mouse

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the mouse pad dollars

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no are you kidding me

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so combined if you want the full Porsche Mouse experience it's 220 dollars that

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is so much money what are they thinking I guess

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they know who Their audience is they know that this is a niche product

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there's going to be people there that just want it for the collectibility of it don't get it it sucks it looks bad it

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feels bad it's a terrible Mouse uh it's a piece of garbage and it's literally

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E-Waste even before you've taken it out of the box thank you for watching short

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circuit like And subscribe uh you should also check out uh our recent unboxing of

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the lunar artifacts pointer instrument for another you know Aesthetics Focus

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Mouse but one that didn't make me quite as mad and after this maybe I like it a

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lot more than I thought