{"video_id":"ZnzBNSfd2lk","title":"Linus Gets a Warm Welcome Back Gift","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2026-04-29T14:53:29Z","duration_s":1221,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":3.68,"text":"We're trying to figure out which rapping to use for his desktop.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3.68,"end_s":5.92,"text":"We have the Happily Ever After one.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":7.12,"end_s":10.4,"text":"I think Sammy wants this one. Yeah, it's frozen. Oh, it's perfect.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":10.4,"end_s":14.08,"text":"Oh, is it actually perfect? Wait, I think it's like literally, it's like pixel perfect.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":14.08,"end_s":17.12,"text":"One millimeter over. Oh my god. That's crazy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":17.12,"end_s":20.64,"text":"Look who it is. Those are gamers. 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Okay, that's why I got a dollar store. Should I have gone to the Walmart? I would have. Well, who's even selling wrapping paper in the way? I mean, wrapping paper is always available. It's for presents. That's true. Hey, you know what? That's true. You know what? Your app. That's true. We put this upside down, bro. Oh, come on, man. Scissors aren't sharp enough to do the thing, man. Beautiful. Can I just say, all of the scissors in this building are trash. Complete trash. Is it not? It is a known issue in this building. Oh my, you get to do that. It's not even cutting. Nothing. It's making a noise. Six times the charm, man. Every scissor, pair of scissors in this building, is actual garbage. Should we buy scissors while we're getting? Yeah, I caused good. I'm gonna get some laptop. Don't tell me the good time. Okay, so we're trying to get this one here. We don't know how much 700 grams. Is it not, say, the square footage, or yardage, or anything? No, because at what person orders red paper from Uber Eats out of the house? Well, probably the first people in the world. Yo, it's only three bucks. 700 grams for three bucks. Oh, how much is grand, though? Okay, Sam. This is postal wrapping, bro. This is for like shipping baggages. Oh, not even. Not even, no. I mean, honestly, it wouldn't work. It would just be brown paper. No, no, no. I think we have to go left. Okay, we need more Elsa. Yeah, when you go, I think we actually need to go left, George. Yeah, okay. This is such a big project, man. Listen, it's not that big of a project. Is that right? I thought this was gonna be boxes. I know. Yeah, when you say I need help wrapping. Well, I can't, I can't leave you. I'm like, oh, yeah, I wrap presents all the time, dude. I do boxes. Well, I can't leak what we're doing on the off-topic. Yeah, I can't. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that is, that is. I bought been here. I thought we were wrapping these things. I was like, oh, that's not a lot. No problem, dude. You know why I thought this yesterday? It shows. It's a little bit better. Not much. That's more expensive. That's way more expensive. Should we just get the doll from them? Well, like this one's trash, but this one's not too bad. Do you see the difference? No. Like there's way, there's way more on this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see it. But this one is... Okay, so we should look, we should look out for little good ones. Yeah, like, like this one's only a dollar less. Look how much less you get. What the hell? Exposing the big wrap. Big wrap thing. This one's 40 square foot for 250. So this one's actually priced for value way better. This one's 30. Yeah, 30. This is Grogu. People, kid, we love Grogu. All this, $19. All those. This one chair is about 80% of the Paw Patrol rules. We still have multiple desks and we have multiple desks, multiple shows, multiple tables, multiple chairs. Maybe we just don't do the show. Guys, God, please like this video so the company thinks this video did well. Please, God. Santa's stressing about how much he paid for wrapping papers. It's like $30 worth of wrapping paper. Never mind our time. Oh my, oh God. Well, what can you do? You know what I always thought would be the ultimate version of this prank? There was a period of time where sunships had like biodegradable bags and they were like 110 decibels to open or whatever. Get whatever that material is and then wrap everything. Everyone would need hearing protection to set it up. It might be worse for you. You might be just playing yourself at that point, but it would be really funny to lay it all around. So as he's walking, I was like. I don't want to wrap this. So I'll just do that. Yeah, that's fine. It would look so good to do them all. It would. However, is it worth the effort? I don't know. I'm not doing all this. No. So I'm just going to. Why is it wrapped like covered a whole thing with one wrap, big wrapping paper? We should just do like curtains kind of things. Yeah, I had so much wrapping paper though. And this isn't this isn't. That's like that's a necessity. I think we should wrap all the sessies first and then we should wrap this with the curtains at the end. Where are we going? Yeah. This is how I did the armchair, you know, just enough. And then Mitchell went sick with mode. Oh my God, wait. Like, that was good. Low key. What's your strategy for wrapping this? There is. There is no strategy. This guy's afraid. Oh, you get a flower with the. I know, right? Yeah. You know what you should do? Start from the bottom, work your way up, kind of like a funnel. Because you know, that would be great. That'd be great if I knew that. That's what I did here. Okay. Yeah, you start with the pot. I'm going to say you're right, but I'm going to say I'm too far gone. It's not always true. Jordan gave me a technique that doesn't use tape. You just pierce it. And he's not going to notice there. You wrap. Well, I notice. You pierce it and you wrap it. And then you just kind of pinch it together. Yeah. Oh my God. Perfect. That's Reese's plant number one. I'm not done yet. Don't want to do it. It'll get better. All right. How you trust it? I'm done with the thumbtacks. You're done with the thumbtacks? He's never going to notice the thumbtacks. Oh my God. That looks good. Look at that. Look at this. Oh yeah, it's done. You use that for something? Oh yeah. Oh, with the water bottle? You're all right. Yeah. Perfect. You're already, last helping line is by putting the wrap in the garbage. I'll take the slice you made. I like that. It's like a vase or something. I can just line the interior with it. Oh my God. One step at a time. Guys, please leave a like. One. People think this is a good video. We need to make it least, what? Three million dollars. Two grand off of this video at the very least. Just to break you. We already have a big... We need this, this. This is about the TV is already that. But we already have a big pepper. Okay. I mean, that's the door. True, true. This. That's so similar to that one. Yeah. We do not think this is true. It's got to be pepper, it's got to be pepper. This is actually complicated. I mean, this would look good. Wait, was that a second roll of pepper? Yeah, no, it's not. Wow. A lot of pepper. It'll give you a lot of pepper. A lot of pepper. Nothing. A lot of pepper. Maybe the law store is the trick to getting wrap paper. I mean, it's pretty cheap. Okay, it doesn't quite reach, but we can just do the same garbage we did over there. So I was going to say, we could probably get the whole door as one if we get, like, start a new roll. If we have, we do the floral. Yeah. Either the florals. If we use this one, actually, we can actually use this somewhere else. This is a good one. For what? For watercolors. No, but like, where are we using this? The window. The window. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, that's for the window. No, that was out. Have we done that window? No, I didn't. No, I know. I'm thinking, fancy, I think fancy that window. We have left over, we're getting used to it. Listen, we don't have to use it. We can keep it for another time. No, I have to. That's what we do. Oh, we have to do the legs here. And there after that. Oh, yeah, I did want to give her over. Yeah, Sammy really just, like, did what. I was like, ah, it's all I got. It's all I got. Oh, we can use this one here. Look at this wrap paper. For what? I'm trying to use resource for it. I'm trying to minimize the waste. No, you broke it. David Pankrat is now part of this. So for your fellow, you're flying with us. My associate. Plus that? Yeah. It's looking good. And a lamp. It's lamping. I wouldn't say this is looking good. This looks great. God, it's like an eyesore. We should make the door look nice as possible. So he thinks it's a good job. And when he comes in. This is terrible. He's like, oh, wait, never mind. No, employees are very awful. Not wrap the handle. Just cut out a hole for it. Yeah. I think this is the biggest offense. Well, I mean, that literally just looks like you. Looks like. Is it though? It's exactly what we did. It's actually modern art. Yeah. We found stuff on the ground. Well, we put it there. Oh, yeah. We probably put it there. Now we put it back up. I think the best thing is all this is still functional. So he can still work with everything on. Yeah. You can still type on the keyboard. Well, like, you know, you can still use the mouse. They have the mouse. There's a clicking there. Maybe you should take the stuff off with them. Is that to take that? Yeah. No kidding. It's still functional. You just got to take it off. That's fine. Well, like, functionalizing, like, you know, like. Yeah, we didn't. You know, you know, the replug stuff thing, you know what I mean? Basically done here. What does it drive it down? We'll do the back of the door and then we'll drape stuff here. That's it. Call it a day. Call it a day. Only. Got a job all done. Only an hour and a half, you know. Only an hour and a half. Not bad. I guess. And $6,000 in labor. We don't have enough to cover the whole door unless we use that one. We're going to use this one to hang down there because we don't have enough to cover the door. Oh my goodness. You know what? That's good enough. You know what? I think it's nice. Wait, we have a Terran Hope poster. We should put that there. I dropped it. We got to use this for something. We should have covered the door but kept falling as we gave up. All right, we gave you a poster or something, man. That's good. Sure. He loves what we're doing. Lines welcome back, yeah. Welcome back? Yeah. He's been gulping at this. Can you brown nose a little harder? Jeez, Louise. He went on our boss went on vacation. Yeah. We missed you. Oh, dad. Where have you been? Hold on. Is that what this is for? Yep. Include this in the video. I am. Okay. Come on. Is that it? Are we done? I got to decorate my bedroom like this, dude. On the shelf. Oh, yeah, we got to cover the shelf. You got to take the shelf off first. Should we, are we doing this straight up here? We could. I would really, we're at the end of our day here. I was right. It is you. Why don't you guys just toilet paper? His. This is a welcome back Linus gift. Welcome back. Yeah. Yeah. From his. We missed, we missed you gift, you know. What's inside? Is it done? So that's good. It's okay. Have you, have you, have you not seen this table? Go inside more. You think it's kind of Paw Patrol? Um. Or Papa Pig? My kid doesn't think that Paw Patrol is cool anymore. So true. Paw Patrol is so old news. It's all about Papa Pig. Where do you odds I get fired from this? What? What? Where do you odds I get fired? Oh, that's fine. I will, I'll write you out first. We'll do the progressive discipline thing. How long do you think this will stay up for? Um, I'm going to say a couple days because I'm going to imagine that he's going to be sort of lazy about trying to clean this up. So he'll unwrap the keyboard in the mouse and probably monitor it. And everything else is probably going to stay put. Yep. No. You're just as mad. You guys are spinning off a lot of time trying to cut a straight line. That's not very straight. Yeah, yeah. We have bad scissors at studio apparently. This guy that I used to work with, we had the program with keyboards at work. So I was talking to the guy that was developing the software. I was like, well, can you make it so that it just randomly mistakes something like every like 25 or 30 piece? It just makes it completely random. It's a red. And then you can save on the keyboard itself. So you didn't have to have the program running. And that's how he did this. And then so, um, we used to fuck over the guy quite a bit. And then so this, this one wasn't as apparent. And then so just before he quit, he's like, I'm out of here. I was like, you started with the linear complaints. He's like, and you know what? Our keyboards don't even work. You know how many bugs I have this one keyboard is like, I didn't have the heart to tell him that. You never told him. I never told him. So it just be annoyed because he wouldn't be able to log in or you know, especially to get all messed up. Oh my. What does happen for like nine months? Maybe that's what's happening with our scissors. They're just like dolls. So it doesn't work too well. Good luck with the rest of those. Yeah. This is my, this is my last video I made because I'm gonna get fired after this. Oh, perfect. Just just one scene tile. I mean, once he links out, it would be very funny. This is the only tile that's at an angle. So we're headed to this one. Yeah. We should do that one. We should. We should. We should. You know, when you say good, you're like, God damn. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, how do you get them out though? You think they're just fine. Yeah. We even need like a ladder or something. Do the tall thing. Do the tall thing. Oh my God. Oh my God. You're gonna get some rain down. Surely there's something. Can you hold them please? Not be my way down. All right. I'm safe. Look at my belly. Sensor, sensor. Yeah. I don't know if that one comes out easily. They do just like push up and over except this one specifically isn't on. All right. I guess we have to get a regular one. I could do like this one. Yeah. You know, every time we do that like this, it's kind of in the open. Actually, this one's got something on it. Is there a tie that's not? It's like a medium size. You didn't know I go far enough. Oh, now. Oh. Oh. All the asbestos. Oh, now he's ruined it. Now he's ruined it. Wait, there's another tile on it. Is that what it is? That's why it's so heavy. Yeah, there it is. It's double tiled. Oh, it's double tiled. Uh-oh. Oh, my eyes. There's the asbestos. All right. There you go. Put that one back. Okay. That one? Yeah, absolutely. Is it doubled as well? No, it's not okay. This one's good. Oh, it's perfect. Beautiful. Oh, there's installation on top. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I don't know if we do this one. Oh, I don't. Okay, you know, there's a lot of installation on there. Oh, this is good for us. All right, we'll leave it. Oh, my God. Wait, you got it there. You got it. Now you're in there. All the installation I'll follow. I don't believe that. All right, I'll fix this. All right. Oh, my God, it's so dusty. It's the old dust map. What a good idea. Well, good job, guys. We did it. That's a wrap. Now let's see the lines. Oh, I got your joke. I got you. Are you busy? I can do what I'm doing. Not that. I want to show you something. Sure. I've seen Liza's office. No. Do you want to come see it? Sure. And then I need to answer if I'm getting fired or not. Oh, because of his office? Yes. Okay, we'll see. He's coming in like 10 minutes. Yeah, that makes sense. He's not supposed to be here with them in like 10 minutes. Oh, my. Can I open it? Yeah. Wow. Can you wrap it? That'd be fun. Oh, no. Oh, my. I love how the Hope poster is still. Yep, it's still kicking. Paw Patrol, dude? Yeah. Oh, my goodness. It's kind of nice, right? It makes the room pop. I think I can I guess his reaction? Yeah. I think he's just going to be like tired. Okay. I think he's just going to like slump into the chair and be like, oh. That's that's my guess. That's pretty good, though. How long did this take? An hour and a half. That's actually not that bad. I thought it might have been more. I got three people to help me. Okay, that makes more sense. As an hours middle management, so I just watched them do it. When you go to your office? My office? Yeah. Uh, I have to go to WAN Show. That's where I need to go. It's okay. You won't be late. What now? Go on in. Oh, my God. You know, it's like not my birthday, right? Welcome back. We got you a gift. Bye. No time like the present. What is the point of it? Well, welcome back. It's to welcome you back from your long vacation. That's... This is my microphone. No, you don't know what that is. Yes, I do. What have you tried? This is my banana for scale, clearly. It could be an iPhone. This, I don't know what it is. Yeah, that's as your gift. This is my webcam. You know, the webcam is very private this way, but it doesn't work very well. It's to protect you, you know. What if someone hacks your webcam? Oh, okay. Yeah, we got to leave you with that one. You even wrap stuff that's in here. Yeah. Oh, you wrapped my drawers. Are you going to tell me like the punchline? Like the... It's your welcome back gift. We missed you. So we got you a nice welcome back gift. Thank you, I think. Okay, this stuff I think I actually need. What is this? Unwrap it. You got that. Okay, is this stuff I have to take home? Yes, it is. No, that's that ground. I don't need to pass that right now. Oh, that one, oh. I don't need to all do. What is this? Okay, these I need. In fact, this I need right now. Oh. Okay, what's this one? Oh my god. I don't know what that is. Okay, is this the homes for my kids? No, this is more drone stuff. Okay, so. Okay, wonderful. These are tests, alternate ear cups for both my Wancho headphones as well as my headphones at home that I'm supposed to try. Deconi audio. Shout out. I've never heard of them before, but I'm supposed to try them now for reasons. Hey, thanks for watching. Make sure to leave a like so I know you like these kind of videos. And check out the video I probably put in the description. I don't know. Watch more full plane."}