Sammy: Sarah, I have bad news.
Sarah: What.
Sammy: Our car pickup's at 10:30.
Sarah: What time is it?
Sammy: 9:20.
Sarah: What are we gonna do for an hour?
Sarah: Do you think they'll let us get it early? Let's find out.
Sammy: I'm gonna ask, I'm gonna ask.
Sarah: I think this is going to be a really good tell for how the trip is gonna go.
Sammy: We made it.
Sarah: We're here! We're in the travel car.
Sammy: The travel car.
Sarah: It's our travel car.
Sammy: We were supposed to get a jeep for Jurassic Park;
but then it looked like a scam, so we didn't get it.
Sarah: I mean there's still an opportunity;
we can drive over these spikes and get a new car.
Sammy: I think that would be a whole different discussion.
Sarah: It would be a little bit more expensive, but we'd get a jeep maybe.
Sammy: We're here!
Sarah: Yes!
Sammy: Why is that face so goofy?
Sarah: It feel so happy.
Sarah: This is the best day ever.
Sammy: This place has dinosaurs, we pass by- Oh look, there's another dinosaur.
Sarah: There's another one.
Sammy: There's so many dinosaurs here.
Sarah: Animatronic dinosaur museum?
Sammy: Oh my god, there's another-
Sarah: Oh, I think it's closed.
Sammy: Oooh, f***.
Sarah: That would have been the best.
Sarah: That's okay, next time.
Sammy: Look, there's dinosaurs in that f***ing title.
Sarah: Oh yeah, there is!
Sammy: Holy crap dude, this is literally-
If you're a fan of dinosaurs you should just be coming to...
Sarah: Yeah, yeah.
Sarah: I need to live here just solely for the street names.
Sammy: I'd live at triceratops avenue.
Sarah: Yeah.
Sammy: T-rex lane.
Sarah: T-rex, yeah exactly.
Sammy: T-rex street.
Sarah: There Ornithomimus,
Sammy: Oh my god...
Sarah: And Tyrannosaurus drive...
Sammy: We're here at our bnb, that's my room; I get the top bunk.
I share it with nobody because Sarah has this room.
Sammy: Whole ass room for herself.
Sarah: It's so cute in here.
Sammy: Yeah, we walked in the bnb, she pushed me aside and took this room.
Sarah: Yeah, I said this is my bed; so he gets the bunk beds.
Sarah: Oh, we're going to see more of it.
Sammy: Look at that big dinosaur.
Sarah: He's so big.
Sammy: We can go in there, in the mouth for like five bucks.
Sarah: Oh my god, look at all the f***ing dinosaurs, they're everywhere.
Sammy: Oh my god, oh my-
Sarah: Look at that one, has a broom!
Sammy: This is Sarah's dream.
Sarah: That one's lesbian!
Sammy: What the f***!?
Sarah: Jurassic outings!?
Sammy: Oh my god.
Sarah: Oh, the road is closed.
Sammy: Oh, there's too many dinosaurs to capture with this camera.
Sarah: They're everywhere.
Sarah: Wow, they stole the Jurassic Park font.
Sammy: Is that illegal.
Sarah: Uuh... if they get caught.
Sammy: No one no one narc, no one narc.
Sarah: No one narc.
Sarah: Incredible.
Sammy: Oh my god ham-
Sarah: Oh my god, he's eating a hamburger.
Sammy: Oh my god.
Sarah: There it is.
Sammy: There it is.
Sarah: We're turning.
Sammy: We're turning.
Sarah: Welcome, to jurassic park.
Sammy: *crude imitation of Jurassic Park theme*
Sarah: Look at at, he's so cute!
Sarah: Do you think this is an old Velociraptor model?
Or do you think it's a different dinosaur that I don't know yet?
I want that as a pet.
Sammy: That would be a very expensive and dangerous pet to have.
Sarah: I think this is Albertosaurus,
Sammy: Albertosaurus?
Sarah: Albertosaur? Albertosaurus?
Sammy: Is that an actual name?
Sarah: Yeah.
Sammy: Oh, I didn't know that.
Sarah: It's because it was found in Alberta, which is where we are.
Sammy: Oh.
Sarah: Yeah, see? Albertosaurus.
Sarah: Those are some big dogs.
Sammy: Got that dog out like that, that's crazy.
Sarah: That's a big noggin.
Sarah: Triceratops.
Sammy: Triceratops, let's go.
Sarah: Named after me of course.
Sarah: I came before the dinosaur.
Sarah: Did you know that most fossils in museums are generally casted?
That's a real fossil, that's like we're looking at the bone.
Sammy: Wow.
Sarah: Yeah, that's why there's pieces, lots of pieces missing.
Sarah: A human ARM!
That's what your insides look like; well, part of your insides of course.
Sarah: This is a beluga whale fin,
Sarah: so you can see the progress, progression of how fingers developed over time;
Sarah: And that's a Carnotaurus, Carnotaurus? Carnotaur?
Also a very popular dinosaur in the movie Dinosaur.
Sammy: This is a real fossil?
Sarah: That's a real fossil and then this is a cast.
Sammy: This is the cast.
Sarah: You can really, like if you look closely at the teeth
that's where you can really see like there's pointiness here and the cast looks much drippier.
Sarah: That's that dinosaur is called the Stygmo- Stygimoloch?
Sarah: Oh no, it's not; I lied, I lied.
Sammy: Oh.
Sarah: Apparently it's not, Pachycephalosaurus;
but see the color? It's a cast, you can tell.
Sarah: It's a human.
Sammy: That's literally us guys.
Sarah: That one is, that one is me, and that one is you.
Sammy: That's Floatplane right there.
Sarah: Yeah that's Floatplane, giga chad.
Sarah: Full fossil.
Sammy: Whoaa.
Sarah: Which is wild; it's super rare to find full fossils like this.
Sarah: I have no idea.
Sammy: Different types of fossilization.
Sammy: Oh.
Sarah: There's fossils inside of this rock I guess.
Sarah: Is *unintelligible* to show us.
Sammy: I like this TMP fossil.
Sarah: Oh, yeah yeah yeah; yeah, the dinosaurs labeled them themselves.
Sarah: With their opposable thumbs.
Sarah: Have you ever seen something so beautiful?
Sammy: That is sick.
Sammy: You think it's a cast?
Sarah: I'm pretty sure it's a cast.
Could you imagine that head just like.
I wish I knew more, I wish I was knowledgeable, and could be like a Bill Nye or a Steve Erwin
but I'll settle for a Sarah Butt.
Sammy: We can read it as well; there's a bunch of stuff in the back you can read.
Sarah: I don't read.
Sammy: "I wish I could learn more but".
Sarah: Cut to me reading in the airplane.
Sarah: It's the duck bill dinosaur, but I don't know what it's called.
Sarah: I'm pretty sure it's the character that Ducky from Land Before Time is based off of.
Like this exclusive if you've watched Land Before Time, or Dinosaur, or Jurassic Park;
any of the three.
Sarah: This looks like a big warthog skull.
Sammy: I like the insides of it.
Sammy: Inside looks so eerie, because it's so much texture.
Sarah: This is what he looks like.
Sammy: That's cute.
Sarah: So maybe that is his horn.
Sarah: Aaah, it is; this is his nose, and his horn and his little bill.
That makes sense.
Sarah: That's my favorite dinosaur.
Sarah: The one cast in red, it's like in the center there.
Sammy: Oooh, okay.
Sarah: That is a Dilophosaurus and that's my favorite dinosaur.
Sarah: This guy's also in Dinosaur, the movie.
Look, it's my actually my movie knowledge that comes in handy and not my dinosaur knowledge.
Sarah: Ornithomimid, Ornithomimid.
Sammy: Wow.
Sarah: Or ostrich.
Sammy: Is that just called ostrich?
Sarah: No.
Sammy: Oh.
Sarah: But look at the comparison, they're so similar.
Sammy: Ooooh.
Sarah: I wonder if Struthiomimus is like the smaller version of the Ornithom- Om-
um, try saying that five times fast.
But the ostrich in similarity is like not too different, in comparison is not too different.
Sarah: And that is like Ankylosaurus.
Sammy: Kylo Ren?
Sammy: Whoa, this one's a cast right? Because it looks painted at the bottom.
Sarah: Sometimes they'll pour castor in so that they can get the whole thing out;
just like they did in Pompeii.
Sarah: Did you watch the most recent Jurassic World movie?
Sammy: No, I didn't watch any.
Sarah: Well, not just the most recent one, but Mosasaurus
is a very common dinosaur that they've utilized; I think it's a fan favorite,
so I'm seeing it a lot more, but here's a fossil up one; which is pretty cool.
Sammy: It's actually really cool.
Sarah: Yeah, like look at the tails... what are those bones called?
Sarah: Vertebrae, vertebrae; the tail vertebrae is so intricate it's-
Sarah: You can also see his little fin down there, so he's been separated when he died.
Sammy: That's a fin? That looks like a feet.
Sarah: Yeah, that's his fin.
Sammy: Wow.
Sarah: They don't have feet, they're fish.
Sarah: Well, okay, well I don't know.
Sammy: Look, shrimp.
Sarah: That is not a shrimp.
Sammy: I'm just hungry.
Sarah: We can get you some shrimp.
Sammy: Sarah was so hungry before coming here and now she's so excited,
she's not thinking about food anymore.
Sarah: Yeah, now I've just dialed in.
Sammy: That looks like poop.
Sarah: They're eggs, they're eggs.
We probably will see some dino dung, but uh... eggs are more interesting.
Look at that guy.
He died too young.
It's honestly surprising how many of the fossils here were actually found here,
like in Alberta.
Sammy: Really?
Sarah: Yeah.
Sammy: The heck?
Sarah: I mean, it's called dinosaur provincial park, so...
Sammy: That's crazy, I actually didn't know that.
Sarah: Yeah, super neat.
Sarah: A lot of museums have um... "found" artifacts.
Sarah: Um...
Sammy: What does that mean? What does that, what does that mean?
Sarah: It means they were stolen Sammy.
Sammy: Oh okay, I didn't, I don't know, I don't know.
Sammy: I thought maybe like they lied or something, I don't know.
Sarah: When I was in England and like in the UK, it just really put a pit in my stomach
because there's so many incredibly cool like unique artifacts that were just
completely taken away from people and um shown.
Like the stones and gems and stuff, and crowns? Insane.
A lot of the just diamonds and stones were stolen.
Sammy: Oh, that's a woolly mammoth.
Sarah: It is.
Sammy: Wait, it's killing something though.
Sammy: Oh.
Sarah: It's a saber toothed tiger.
Sammy: Yeah, I know that one.
Sarah: What's its name in Ice Age?
Sammy: I don't know.
Sarah: I want to remember now.
Sammy: That's me, because I'm hungry.
Sarah: And that's um... oh no, what's the woolly mammoth from Ice Age's name?
Sammy: You're asking the wrong person.
Sarah: Have you seen Ice Age at least?
Sammy: I have, it's just so long ago.
Sarah: Okay, like this video if you've seen Ice Age.
Sammy: Just like this video guys.
Sarah: Yeah.
Sammy: god, please, we're so broke.
Sarah: Send us to more dinosaur places,
so that I can tell you about all the things that I don't know.
Sarah: Look at that guy; oh my god there's so many.
Sammy: Oh my god, we're not even done with this place.
Sammy: Oh, this is like real digging?
Sarah: Yeah.
Sammy: Oh, I didn't know that.
Sarah: That's a big boy Triceratops.
Sammy: Holy crap.
Sammy: Do you think there's the Diloso-raptor?
Sarah: What?
Sammy: Is that your favorite? Is that saying it right?
Sarah: No, Dilophosaurus.
Sammy: Dilophosaurus, do you think there's a fossil version of it here somewhere?
Sarah: There's gotta be, Dilophosaurus is also a dinosaur from Jurassic Park;
but it's portrayed incorrectly, as in the movie it sprays acid
but in real life it actually never did that.
Sammy: Oh.
Sarah: Rocks.
Sammy: Rocks.
Sarah: In case dinosaurs weren't cool enough, they added some rocks to the exhibit.
Sarah: Okay, I take it back, rocks are actually sick.
Sammy: There's iron?
Sarah: Yeah, it's banded iron formations.
Sammy: Oh my god.
Sarah: I just read the sign, but still.
Sarah: It's crazy what you can learn if you actually read the signs.
Sammy: But we don't have time for that.
Sammy: That looks like salmon, sorry.
Sarah: What.
Sammy: Those looks like salmon.
Sarah: Oh, did you just say salmon?
Sammy: Yeah, salmon.
Sammy: It's a fish.
Sarah: Are you okay.
Sammy: What, what? What do you mean?
It looks like a salmon fish does it not?
Sarah: Sa-mon.
Sammy: Salmon.
Sarah: Just like your name, Sa...mon.
Sammy: Salmon.
Sammy: It's s-a-l, how's it sam?
Sarah: The l is... what's the word?
Sammy: Silent?
Sarah: Silent.
Sarah: Oh, look at him.
Sammy: Oh.
Sarah: He's vibing.
Sammy: Hello.
Sammy: Branching out.
Sarah: You think these were resin printed? I think so.
Sammy: They look like it.
Sarah: It's today- Oh my god, that scared me.
Sarah: Why is it so dark?
I hate bugs, and this is like bugs everywhere;
Sarah: even though they're fake, like look it, it's down in the ground.
Sammy: Uugh.
Sammy: Oh wait.
Sarah: This is terrifying.
Sammy: This is a pokemon.
Sarah: Which one? Do you know the name?
Sammy: Uh, Kabutops.
Sarah: Ew, I don't like that one; that one is like a little bit sus,
Sarah: to be honest with you.
Sarah: It's got big ol bulgy eyes.
Sammy: Hello.
Sammy: This is cool.
Sarah: It is kinda cool.
Sammy: Shrimp.
Sarah: Yes, they had shrimp.
Sammy: You don't know that, it could be shrimp.
Sarah: It's true.
Sammy: We just don't know yet.
Sarah: Yeah, maybe there is no such thing as shrimp fossils.
Sarah: Oh, look at this little guy.
Sammy: So many eyes.
Sarah: He's eating something.
Sammy: Oh, I think that is it's tongue.
Sarah: Eww.
Sammy: Yes, he's grabbing this thing.
Sarah: That thing, yeah.
Sarah: Getting tiles that are unique and all have different fossils;
Sarah: and then creating like a floor pattern using it.
Sammy: That'd be so cool, that'd be so expensive though.
Sarah: It would be so expensive but that would be so cool,
and then having like a big dinosaur also in your house.
That's the goal, that's the dream.
Sammy: That's the goal guys.
Sammy: Big and mean.
Sarah: Nom nom.
Sammy: That's going to be me if I don't have salmon and shrimp soon.
Sarah: We gotta get you some food.
Sarah: Dunkleoteus.
Sammy: Oh my god, look at these jaws.
Sammy: Oh, they had no teeth, oh.
Sarah: Oh, so it's like part of its bone.
Sarah: Yeah.
Sammy: Ooooh.
Sammy: That's cool, okay that's a cool fact.
Sarah: That's super neat.
Sammy: Yeah.
Sammy: Like at first glance you just assume it's teeth.
Sarah: Yeah.
Sarah: Look at him.
Sarah: Hello.
Sammy: Hello.
Sammy: Oh my god he looks- He's chilling.
Sarah: Yeah.
Sarah: Nicknamed fishapods, because they have a mix of fish and tetrapod features.
So these little arms help him lift up, so that when the water isn't so oxygen rich
he can get some extra air.
Extra H2O- No, not H2O.
Sammy: O2.
Sarah: Just the O.
Sammy: That's Sarah's brain normally and that's Sarah's brain when dinosaurs;
Sammy: and that's my brain in general.
Sammy: I don't know, I don't know.
Sarah: Wow.
Sammy: Wow.
Sarah: Look at all the glass.
Sarah: That's cool, somebody made that.
Sammy: it's so cool, this is really cool.
Sammy: I think this is like an art piece I would like to have at my house.
Sarah: Yeah.
Sarah: Are you ready? We're gonna make a dino.
Sarah: Just tell me when to stop.
Sammy: I think you should, you're making your dinosaur; this is your dinosaur.
Sarah: Okay my- Oh, this is so much pressure.
Sarah: Let's give him a long tail for balance.
Sammy: Okay.
Sarah: He's gonna need some long legs for his long tail.
Sarah: Love Spinosaurus.
Sammy: I like that, yeah yeah.
Sarah: We'll give him some spikies.
Sammy: I kind of like the small head, it's kind of funny.
Sarah: This guy?
Sammy: Oh, what are the other=?
Sammy: Oh, okay.
Sammy: No other options.
Sammy: What have you made?
Sarah: It looks a little off, Struhnotosaurus.
Sammy: The tail, the dino tail is too heavy.
Sarah: I call it dinosaurus, let's go.
Sammy: Poo.
Sarah: I told you you would get to see dino dung.
Sammy: I like they put it right by the washroom, it's so funny.
Sarah: Genius.
Sammy: Doo doo!
Sammy: Sorry I'm four, I'm four.
Sarah: I gotta go.
Now the spiral staircase.
Sarah: Oh, there's a little guy!
Sarah: Our little fish friend got legs; is he also a tetrapod?
No, that wouldn't be possible because tetrapod has three limbs.
Sarah: They are tetrapods, oh no tetra is four, is tetra four?
That's why it's Tetris.
Sammy: Oh.
Sarah: It's all coming together.
Sammy: Oh, you're right; Tetris is four shapes.
Sarah: Yeah, it's always four blocks.
Sammy: Oh, it just clicked.
Sarah: Oh, this is our friend in his natural environment.
Sammy: The tetrapod.
Sarah: Our little Tetris friend, and there's a big bug over there.
Unfortunately, bugs nowadays have essentially stayed similar sizes.
Sammy: That's so big, what do you mean? That's, that's more.
Sarah: Have you ever seen a hissing cockroach?
Sammy: No.
Sarah: It's about that size.
Sammy: Is it actually?
Sarah: Oh yeah.
Sammy: Oh my goodness.
Sarah: These are like *** tier *unintelligible*
Sammy: What?
Sarah: uh **** tier Spinosaurus.
Sammy: Oh, we're here.
Sarah: Really big vertebraes.
Think about it, like feel your spine and then look at that.
Sammy: Oh my god.
Sarah: These are on his tail, but still; that just makes it even crazier.
Sammy: Fatter than my ARM, bigger than my ARM holy crap.
Sarah: Yo, look at the, look at the girth.
Sammy: The girth.
Sarah: It's a girthy tail.
Sammy: It's a girthy ah tail.
Sammy: I like these fossils, I think these are the coolest ones.
Sammy: Like obviously the fossils, the actual fossils that aren't dug up are cool,
or that are dug up are cool.
Sarah: Yeah.
Sammy: But this is like so much cooler.
Sarah: If I saw that sticking out of the ground,
I would think it would be a tree trunk it's so like big.
Sammy: You are like close- Actually, are you six foot?
Sarah: No.
Sammy: Oh wait, well get closer.
Sarah: We can pretend I am.
Sarah: This guy won't eat you, but he might kill you if he steps on you.
Sammy: Oh, look at the baby.
Sarah: Allosaurus.
Sarah: They're so little!
Sarah: Are those compique... compies? Oh no, they're not.
I love compies too, Compst- Comp- Comps... I can't say it.
Sarah: Compst- Compsay-
Sammy: Camptosaurus?
Sarah: No, it's not that one.
Sarah: It's not these guys, but they're actually the smaller version.
Also in Jurassic Park, I think it's the third one; they eat a little girl.
But Comp- Compsethimus? I think it is.
Sammy: Mmm.
Sammy: Oh my god, wait this- This dinosaur is eating this dinosaur.
Sarah: It is, yeah.
Sammy: Oh my god.
Sarah: Yeah, he's getting munched.
Sammy: This is like what I- If I imagined like a dinosaur bone, this is it right here;
classic dinosaur bone.
Sarah: Yeah, yeah; I've actually painted Allosaurus before,
because they're very much that traditional Tyrannosaurus rex look, but a little bit cooler.
He's got the little bones on his head there, you can see above his eyes or eye sockets.
Sammy: Wow.
Sarah: Oh, I guess there's like a painting of this scene here.
Sarah: And you can see the little lumps, but I think this painting is quite old;
and so it might not be up to date with what the current research is.
Sammy: It's a bird.
Sarah: It's just a little guy.
Sarah: Confuciusornis sanctus.
Sammy: confucian.
Sarah: Oh, he was found in China.
Sammy: Yeah, confucius.
Sammy: Specimen donated by the Chinese Academy of Science IVPP.
Sarah: Look at those back plates, those are some very impressive back plates.
Sarah: Gorgeousaurus..
Sammy: It's gorgeous osaurus.
Sarah: It's a gorge so saurus, gorgeous Gorgeousaurus... and this I think-
Sammy: Eucalyptus.
Sarah: What the? Eu- Eu- Eu... at the end you just need to include all the clips of me
trying to say each of the dino names.
Sarah: Eu... Euo-plo-ce-phalus, Euoplocephalus.
Sammy: Yes.
Sarah: This is Euplo- Eu- I can't.
Sarah: I tried, I really tried my best.
Sammy: They're horned herbivores, they have really small horns.
Sarah: What do you mean they have really small horns?
Sammy: That's a small horn.
Sammy: Compared to like the other ones?
Sarah: Oh yeah, that's fair, that's fair.
Sarah: I thought you're talking about like in the grand scheme of things.
Sammy: Oh, no no no.
Sarah: I like his crown.
Sarah: Right now we're looking at Ceratopsians, which are I guess the species;
this is where i end up bad at biology,
but essentially across the board these are kind of the dinosaurs with the big...
I like to call them crowns on their heads, I don't know the technical term;
but just like this guy we saw over here, there's another type here.
Sarah: Ah, they're called frills, I've learned;
Sarah: but look at how intricate this little guy's frills are.
You can actually see there's pieces of plaster
that are like making up different parts that are missing, like the horn.
Sarah: Centrosaurines, Centrosaurians? Sauriens I think.
Sammy: Centrosaurines had the largest heads of any...
Sarah: Big brain, Sarah's are smart.
Sarah: I think that these are all kind of within the same family and then the same year,
which would be late crustaceous.
Sammy: She just said the words, I don't know what she said guys.
Sarah: Cretaceous, did I say crustaceous.
Sammy: I have no idea, I'm not listening.
Sarah: I'm thinking of shrimp.
Sammy: Shrimp?
Sarah: Cretaceous, late cretaceous, not crustaceans.
Sarah: Sorry, you said shrimp and you lost me.
Sarah: That's you right there, you see the little guy?
Sammy: Oh, I didn't see it hiding.
Sarah: That's how I feel when I don't have shrimp.
Sarah: There's another one there too.
Sammy: Where?
Sammy: Oooh!
Sarah: He's a baby.
Sammy: He's a baby.
Sarah: He's just a baby.
Sarah: That should be me, see how he's lounging?
Sammy: I think he's dead.
Sarah: Completely unbothered?
Sammy: I think he's dead.
Sarah: No no no, they're just friends, they're playing; they're playing,
look at him he's so happy, see he's smiling? All his teeth?
Sarah: Just don't look at the picture in the back, it tells a different story.
Sammy: I mean, I've been always looking at the picture.
Sammy: See, it's like a cat you know? You know when a cat will like,
wants like butt scratches, like that.
Sarah: Yeah, he's leaning into butt scratches, that's what he's doing.
Sammy: Oh look, more facts Albertosaurus was first discovered in alberta in 1884.
Sarah: Wow, and then the badlands in the Red Deer River Valley are 72 million years old.
Sammy: Wow.
Sarah: I think that they can tell that from the layers of stone,
and then the different types of stone found in between each layer of sediment, I think?
Sarah: I wasn't expecting this.
Sammy: Whoa.
Sammy: They're flying, wait is this flying?
Sammy: Wait, no we're underwater.
Sarah: They're swimming, they're swimming.
Sarah: Could you imagine swimming in the water and looking down
and seeing like even just the head coming up.
Sammy: I'd like freak out.
Sarah: I think, I have goosebumps just thinking about it.
Sammy: They look angry, that's me when I don't get shrimp tonight.
Sammy: That's gonna be, I'm gonna be that, I'm gonna be that.
Sarah: You want the shrimp.
Sammy: The shrimp.
Sarah: He wants the shrimp too.
Sammy: No, we need we need like, we need to get like steak now; we can't get shrimp here.
Sammy: That's cool, look at the little, look at the little, look at the little arms.
Sarah: Oh, look at his little hand, his little arms.
Sarah: But you know, not so different; they do have five fingers for their fins.
One, two, three, four- Yeah I counted properly.
Sammy: She can count.
Sarah: Oh there's your shrimp.
Sammy: Where.
Sammy: Ooo! Bone appetite; bone appetite, get it?
Sarah: You can get some clams and muscles too.
Sammy: But bone apetite? Bone apple teeth?
Sarah: Whoa, okay here you can see the...
Sammy: Whoa, scales.
Sarah: Skin texture.
Sarah: Oh no, look at this little turtle.
Sammy: He's stuck.
Sarah: He's fallen sideways and he can't get up.
This guy's gonna get him, look at it.
Sammy: Oh my god, run run!
Sarah: This guy's already got one, he's got a frog in his mouth.
Sammy: Oh my god, some might say he's bone apple teeth.
Sarah: What a champ.
Sammy: Oh.
Sarah: What a champ.
Sammy: Oh, I was like what? I was like what are you pointing at?
Sarah: I was trying to get away from your joke, but this is making my brain dino-sore
get it? Dino-sore.
Sammy: Alright, alright alright.
Sammy: Only I can make the cringy jokes.
Sarah: Can you tell we haven't eaten anything?
Sammy: I'm hungryyy.
Sarah: You know it's good when you start making puns of the dinosaur names.
Sammy: Oh, more facts; Royal Tyrrell Museu- Oh, that's not a fact, that's just-
Sarah: Yeah, that's just the name.
Sarah: I think we need to go around this way? Or did we go that way?
Sammy: Yeah, we went that way, it's this way.
Sarah: Okay, we gotta go this way.
Sarah: We gotta go get extincted now, extincted.
Sammy: Extincted, I think it's called dying.
Sarah: This is mood.
Sarah: It kind of looks like a sperm, except i think these aren't actually connected
but like you catch my drift.
Sarah: This one has scales too.
Sammy: Oooh, it's so cool that the scale's like preserved.
Sarah: Yeah.
Sarah: Oh, this one has a full ass turtle in it.
Sammy: Oh my god.
Sammy: It's crazy that turtles are lived this long.
Sarah: They're still like kind of this size too.
More dinosaurs!
Who would have thought.
You're gonna hate dinosaurs after this.
Sammy: No, honestly I'm more interested than I should be;
in a sense that like I was never interested,
but now I'm like more and more and more interested.
Sarah: But now you're interested.
Sammy: I'm like invested.
Sarah: Now you've seen them up close and personal.
Sammy: Yeah, it's actually really cool.
Sarah: I will say, this is the best dinosaur museum I've ever been to,
but I've only been to a couple.
There's one in Japan, in Fukui I believe;
I'm probably not pronouncing that correctly, but I really want to go there, so...
Sammy: Guys, five thousand likes.
Sarah: Next trip, yeah.
Sammy: It looks like uh, what is it?
Those ones in japan where they're like the the sea animals? They just like chill and do nothing.
Sammy: And we still have the two activities.
Sarah: We should head towards our activity I think.
Sammy: Okay.
Sarah: Are you ready to become a paleontologist?
Sammy: Sure.
Sarah: We have dirt, and now all we need is tools
so that we can find the beauty within the dirt.
Sammy: I'm like staring at this, I feel like nothing has changed.
Sarah: There's this little-
Sammy: Oh yeah, this is huge.
Sammy: Yeah, you made a huge crease.
Sarah: Yeah; there's like a river valley.
Sarah: Where?
Sammy: I'm ruining your valley, sorry.
Sarah: That's okay, we're revealing more.
Sarah: Alright, there we go.
I'm touching a dinosaur right now; well, part of a dinosaur.
Sammy: What if this is fake?
Sarah: It could be human.
Sarah: It's actually a crime scene.
Sammy: Well, technically it is a crime scene.
Sarah: Yeah.
Sammy: Just a very cold cold case.
Sarah: Yeah.
Sammy: I stole that joke, that was not my original joke guys.
Sarah: I wanted to make that joke later.
Sarah: Both of us just stealing our jokes.
Sammy: The presenter made that joke, and I thought it was a funny ass joke.
Sammy: But I'm taking it in my credit, I'm taking it my own.
Sarah: Look at it, we're making such good progress.
Sammy: You got in there dude.
Sarah: Yeah, we can see the side of dry bone.
Sammy: Oh, I see it; oh, I see it.
Sarah: Oh, it's longer; oh my gosh, it's much longer.
Sammy: How much dirt do you think we're inhaling right now?
Sarah: A lot, so much.
Sammy: Is this free labor? We're paying them and then-
Sarah: It is, that's exactly it.
Sarah: I wonder if these are like legitimate chunks
that they've just like taken and brought here; I doubt it.
Sammy: They said it was legitimate.
Sarah: Well, I know it's legitimate bone, but what are the chances they found the bone
and then created like a plaster table for-
Sammy: Probably good.
Sammy: I don't think it's, but it's like this feels like actual rock;
so I feel like they did, this is legit, but I don't know.
Sarah: It might be plaster, I don't know.
Sarah: Trading cards!
Sammy: We get trading cards.
Sarah: We're gambling.
Sarah: Thank you!
Sammy: Can I have a super rare one?
Rep: Here's one for you.
Sammy: Okay, you ready? Oh, you already flipped it.
Sarah: Cryodrakon.
Sammy: Okay.
Sarah: What about you?
Sammy: ...You ready? I'm gonna flip it.
Sarah: If you get the Dilophosaurus...
Sarah: Oh.
Sammy: What's this?
Sarah: Shonisaurus? I think this is the same as the big guy we actually saw inside.
Sammy: Oh, really?
Sarah: With the vertebrates that I was pointing out.
Sammy: Oooohh, yeah, the girth?
Sarah: Yeah, the girth.
Sammy: What are we doing Sarah?
Sarah: We're casting, based off of fossils actually from the museum;
and so we actually just learned that this is the year,
so this fossil was founded in 1988, it was dig site number 121
and this is the 39th fossil that they found there, which is just super cool.
And then Sammy here has this guy.
Sammy: A pod thing.
Sarah: A pod thing, Isopod.
Sarah: We're gonna do this, take our plaster, sprinkle it;
Sarah: I don't know if we're starting yet, oh yeah, we are starting.
Sammy: I think they already started, yeah.
Sarah: Sprinkle it in... oh, it glopped.
Sarah: And we're gonna look, you can see it settles;
there's a water line and a plaster line.
We're gonna keep plastering until there's no lines.
I think we're both good to go now, we must mix.
Sammy: Why is it so chunky?
Sarah: Gotta make ice cream soup.
Sammy: I think I need more water, mine's a little chunky.
Sarah: Oh yeah, I think you, I think your two scoops was too much of two scoops.
Sammy: No, no, no; oh no, wait.
Wait, wait, wait; wait I'm cooking, I'm cooking.
Sarah: Wow, mine looks really good compared to yours.
Sammy: Wait, this is fine.
Sarah: Look at it, look at the difference.
Sarah: Mine is so runny compared to yours.
Sammy: No, but she didn't say runny, she said milk, like a ice cream soup.
Sarah: Ice cream soup, well it does look like melted ice cream.
Sammy: Well, I guess you might be right, I need more water.
Sammy: Careful careful careful careful careful careful careful.
Sammy: Careful careful careful.
Sammy: Wow, that's actually a really good pour, what the heck?
Sammy: Do you bake or something?
Sarah: No.
Sarah: Okay, and now we shake.
Sarah: Oh shoot, I might have folded too much; tap tap tap, so we're getting the air bubbles out.
Sarah: Do you want to pour yours? Here.
Sammy: It's like a big lump, lump.
Sarah: Yeah, yours is lumpy.
Sammy: It's okay, that means it'll harden faster right?
Sammy: Do I even have enough?
Sarah: I have extra if you need it.
Sammy: I think I might.
Sarah: Yours is big.
Sammy: Mine's a chonker.
Sarah: It's so thick, it's really thick.
Sammy: It's like whipped cream, it's like whipped cream.
Sarah: Oh no.
Sammy: It's okay.
Sarah: I just know you're gonna look at this footage and be like
yeah, I'm never letting me film again.
Sammy: No no, I'm sure-
Sammy: I don't know.
Sarah: In comparison, Sammy, yours is like- Yours is like actual ice cream.
Sammy: There's no air bubble, it's just... lumps.
Sammy: It's perfect, it's perfect.
Sammy: Only your part, only your liquid...
Sarah: Mine looks great.
Sammy: Oh, I am very over spilled; oh it's uh... ooh, I am sorry.
Sarah: Little bit too much I think.
Sammy: There's nothing coming out, there's no air bubbles.
Sarah: There's no air bubbles, it was just one big lump.
Sarah: It's real mushed.
Sarah: It's really melted over.
Sammy: We should go yours first though, so we look we know what it looks like.
Sarah: This is intimidating.
Sarah: Wow.
Sammy: Wait, is it just the bone?
Sarah: It's uh, it's a tooth.
Sarah: Oh, no, not a tooth, a claw.
Sammy: Oooh.
Sarah: Oh wow it's warm, it's weird that it's warm; it's a claw.
Sammy: Oh, that is warm.
Sarah: Right?
Sammy: Alright, it's perfect.
Sammy: Alright, let's see how mine have.
Sammy: Oh god.
Sarah: Oh.
Sammy: Look at that, no issues.
Sarah: Wow.
Sammy: Why is it so hot?
Sammy: Here, say ah.
Sarah: Already broke it.
Sarah: Maybe not.
Sammy: Oh, it actually was, I think it was...
Sarah: Okay, are you ready?
Sammy: Yeah.
Sammy: Whoa.
Sammy: Look at all that crystal meth.
Sarah: Yeah!
Sammy: Look at that, we did it.
Sarah: We made a thing!
Sammy: We did this.
Sarah: Wow!
Sarah: You have a Trilobite and I have Sau-ror-ni-tho-les-tes, Sauro- Saur- Sauro...
Sarah: You say it!
Sammy: I'm good.
Sarah: Alright.
Sammy: And that's the museum.
Sarah: We did it, we have successfully completed Royal Tyrrell museum,
in I think five hours?
Sammy: Yeah.
Sarah: Um.
Sammy: We got here at 1.
Sarah: We did both the expedited excavitio-, excavition?
Sammy: Excavition.
Sarah: Excavition? Is that right?
Sammy: We can't english.
Sarah: Where we dug out the fossils and then we just did the plaster cast;
Sarah: and now it's finally time to get food because-
Sammy: Shrimp?
Sarah: Shrimp.
Sarah: Shrimp and ribs.
Sarah: Because we haven't eaten anything.
Oh, I don't know.
Sammy: Oh no, now we have to go out the long way.
Sammy: We're going on an adventure.
Sammy: Yep, no no no; it's fine, it's fine, trust trust trust trust trust.
Sammy: And this leads out to the the the gift center.
Sarah: A velociraptor is going to come out of the corner like what happens in Jurastic Park.
Sarah: Jurastic Park?
Sarah: Why do you think they picked jurassic and not triassic?
Sammy: What's the difference?
Sarah: They're different eras.
Sarah: Just like Taylor Swift, dinosaurs have eras too.
Sammy: Shoutout their engagement.
Sammy: That's when we film, that's when we're filming this.
Sammy: Well Sarah, where are we going now?
Sarah: We're going to the world's... is it the world's tallest dinosaur?
Sammy: Yeah, world's largest dinosaur.
Sarah: We're going to the world's largest dinosaur,
and then we're going to climb inside of it and go up into its mouth.
Sammy: It's like in Fallout New Vegas.
Sarah: Don't know the reference, but yeah.
Sammy: Kind of tall.
Sarah: I love how they've stealthy, stealthily camouflaged
this pole like support beam to be a tree.
Sammy: Oooooh, that's cute.
Sammy: Wait, these are actually kind of cute.
Sammy: Oh wait, look look look look!
Sammy: It's out though.
Sammy: That's kind of funny, that's kind of funny.
Sammy: Both our names are out, what's today's date?
Sarah: Oh yeah, what is today's date.
Sarah: Okay, we should actually get matching matching ones of today's date, what date is it?
Sammy: It's out?
Sarah: Lamee.
Sammy: Oh my god, it's sold out.
Sarah: We can't win, can we?
Sammy: No, no name, no first day; some might say it's whatever.
Sammy: Get the one, we get the day it releases, this video releases.
Sarah: When is- When is this video releasing.
Sammy: I gotta find out.
Sarah: This is for you Floatplane.
Sarah: You ready?
Sammy: Stairs all way.
Sarah: I did not want to climb stairs today.
Sarah: Oh look, it's a trilobite like you made today.
Sammy: Shoutout.
Sarah: I'm glad they like painted the inside so it's interesting, but there is no ac in here.
Sarah: Catch my breath.
That should not wipe me out.
Sarah: There's just a bunch of coins down here.
Sammy: Oh my goodness.
Sarah: I don't know about you, but I can feel it swaying and it's really catching me off guard.
Sammy: Oh now, I feel it now- Oh, I hate it, I hate you,
I hate that you mentioned it, now I feel it.
Sarah: Oh, it makes me want to vomit.
Sammy: Uuugh, but it's so cool.
Sarah: Oh my god, it's really moving.
Sammy: Okay, let me try.
Sammy: Just keep moving, just keep moving; if you keep moving it's fine.
Sammy: Oh, I hate this so much, I hate it here.
Sarah: Especially knowing that we're like not above anything.
Sammy: Oh my god- Oh, don't, why!? What are you doing, what are you- What are you doing?
Sarah: I'm torturing us.
Sammy: Oh my, why me!?
Sammy: I'm, I was fine!
Sarah: You're, you're part of this.
Sammy: Oh my god; oh no, I'm not spending more closer than that, I feel the shake of it.
Sarah: Here, we shoot the outro.
Before I pee my pants, thank you for watching this Floatplane exclusive,
I really hope you enjoyed.
If you love dinosaurs as much as I do, I highly recommend checking out Drumheller,
and the Royal Tyrrell Museum.
Thanks for watching! See you next time.