{"video_id":"Y774dmdl5nA","title":"The End Is In Sight!?","channel":"TechLinked","show":"TechLinked","published_at":"2026-04-04T14:53:29Z","duration_s":578,"segments":[{"start_s":0.08,"end_s":5.759,"text":"Every company in Silicon Valley says they're making the world a better place.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":4.08,"end_s":9.519,"text":"We're not going to do that. We're just going to tell you what those companies","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":7.68,"end_s":14.24,"text":"actually did this week, which is usually much worse. Okay, tech news time. Google","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":11.84,"end_s":19.6,"text":"Research published a blog post this week on Turbo Quant, a compression algorithm","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":17.279,"end_s":26.68,"text":"that shrinks an AI models working memory by six times with zero accuracy loss,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":22.88,"end_s":26.68,"text":"leading people to ask,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":27.039,"end_s":33.92,"text":"\"Is the memory crisis over? Can we buy RAM yet? Well, we're here to give you a","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":32.239,"end_s":40.079,"text":"definitive maybe. You see, Turbo Quant targets the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":37.84,"end_s":43.52,"text":"key value cache. Basically, when you chat with an AI, it keeps a running","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":41.84,"end_s":48.64,"text":"record of your conversation so it doesn't lose context. As a result, that","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":45.84,"end_s":52.64,"text":"cache eats more GPU memory the longer you talk, and you talk a for a long","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":51.039,"end_s":56.96,"text":"time, making it one of the biggest bottlenecks in running these models at","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":54.64,"end_s":61.76,"text":"scale. Most existing compression methods carry memory overhead which decreases","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":59.28,"end_s":66.0,"text":"their efficiency. But Turbo Quant eliminates that through circle math. Is","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":65.119,"end_s":68.96,"text":"this real? >> Yeah, you you said to to simplify it,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":68.479,"end_s":76.0,"text":"right? >> They use circle math leading to up to an eight time speed up on NVIDIA H100 GPUs.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":74.479,"end_s":79.84,"text":"The underlying research is actually about a year old, but it's getting","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":77.6,"end_s":86.32,"text":"attention now ahead of its presentation at ICLR 2026. The news sent finance bros","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":84.0,"end_s":91.68,"text":"into a tail spin and memory stocks like Micron and SanDisk tumbled in response.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":89.28,"end_s":95.68,"text":"However, analysts say this is likely another deepseek moment where the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":93.84,"end_s":100.64,"text":"release of a cheaper AI model back in 2025 caused a trillion dollar market","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":98.32,"end_s":107.2,"text":"panic before everyone realized that cheaper AI just means more people using","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":103.92,"end_s":109.2,"text":"AI. Uh SanDisk's CFO told Bank of","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":107.2,"end_s":114.399,"text":"America analysts that he expects the improved efficiency will boost demand by","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":111.6,"end_s":118.159,"text":"making AI deployments cheaper. So if you were holding your breath hoping that","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":116.0,"end_s":122.479,"text":"this killed the memory crunch, maybe hold your breath a little less hard.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":120.799,"end_s":127.36,"text":"Stop. Stop holding your breath. YOU'RE YOU'RE GOING BREATHE. Please live. Apple","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":125.36,"end_s":132.8,"text":"has officially confirmed they are discontinuing the Mac Pro with no plans","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":130.399,"end_s":137.76,"text":"for future hardware. 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Apple","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":191.84,"end_s":198.48,"text":"is clearly marondoing everything from the 2019 Pro launch. But how am I","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":196.959,"end_s":203.28,"text":"supposed to grate my incredibly expensive mature Coolia cheese while","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":201.44,"end_s":207.44,"text":"rendering on silicon that's three generations out of date now? You didn't","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":205.68,"end_s":212.72,"text":"think of that, Apple, did you? >> Oh gosh. I'm sorry, Riley. I'll make","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":210.48,"end_s":216.72,"text":"something else. screamingly expensive for you.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":213.519,"end_s":220.72,"text":">> Thank you, Tim Cook. 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Wikipedia has","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":491.44,"end_s":498.08,"text":"officially banned the use of AI to generate or rewrite articles with","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":495.68,"end_s":502.639,"text":"editors voting overwhelmingly in favor of the new policy. LLM generated text","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":500.56,"end_s":507.44,"text":"was found to regularly violate the site's core context rules around","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":504.56,"end_s":512.479,"text":"verifiability and sourcing, which yeah, hallucinations uh will do that. Editors","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":509.84,"end_s":516.88,"text":"can still use AI for basic copy editing and translation assistance, but only","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":514.32,"end_s":521.279,"text":"with human review. So maybe your middle school teacher was right all along.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":518.399,"end_s":526.56,"text":"That's one for you, Madam Ruseelle. But I should still be allowed to chew gum in","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":523.12,"end_s":529.36,"text":"class, so I still don't like you. And a","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":526.56,"end_s":534.08,"text":"delivery robot made by Serve Robotics has smashed through the glass wall of a","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":531.6,"end_s":539.839,"text":"bus stop shelter in Chicago before sheepishly blinking and then shambling","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":536.8,"end_s":542.16,"text":"away shamefully. The footage, which is","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":539.839,"end_s":546.32,"text":"hilarious, went viral on social media and it comes amid growing backlash","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":544.0,"end_s":551.6,"text":"against delivery robots in the city. According to the Chicago Sun Times, a","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":548.64,"end_s":556.24,"text":"separate Cocoa Robotics bot smashed into yet another bus shelter that same week,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":554.0,"end_s":560.959,"text":"making the successful delivery to smashed bus stop ratio lower than","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":558.88,"end_s":564.959,"text":"residents would hope. It's not what we were going for. Just like I hope to see","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":563.12,"end_s":569.44,"text":"you back here on Monday for more tech news. I'll be here next week pretending","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":567.12,"end_s":574.32,"text":"I understand what half these companies actually do, which as far as I can tell","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":571.76,"end_s":579.2,"text":"is something to do with something called middle out compression. I don't know.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":576.32,"end_s":579.2,"text":"Anyway, see you then.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"Every company in Silicon Valley says they're making the world a better place. We're not going to do that. We're just going to tell you what those companies actually did this week, which is usually much worse. Okay, tech news time. Google Research published a blog post this week on Turbo Quant, a compression algorithm that shrinks an AI models working memory by six times with zero accuracy loss, leading people to ask, \"Is the memory crisis over? Can we buy RAM yet? Well, we're here to give you a definitive maybe. You see, Turbo Quant targets the key value cache. Basically, when you chat with an AI, it keeps a running record of your conversation so it doesn't lose context. As a result, that cache eats more GPU memory the longer you talk, and you talk a for a long time, making it one of the biggest bottlenecks in running these models at scale. Most existing compression methods carry memory overhead which decreases their efficiency. But Turbo Quant eliminates that through circle math. Is this real? >> Yeah, you you said to to simplify it, right? >> They use circle math leading to up to an eight time speed up on NVIDIA H100 GPUs. The underlying research is actually about a year old, but it's getting attention now ahead of its presentation at ICLR 2026. The news sent finance bros into a tail spin and memory stocks like Micron and SanDisk tumbled in response. However, analysts say this is likely another deepseek moment where the release of a cheaper AI model back in 2025 caused a trillion dollar market panic before everyone realized that cheaper AI just means more people using AI. Uh SanDisk's CFO told Bank of America analysts that he expects the improved efficiency will boost demand by making AI deployments cheaper. So if you were holding your breath hoping that this killed the memory crunch, maybe hold your breath a little less hard. Stop. Stop holding your breath. YOU'RE YOU'RE GOING BREATHE. Please live. Apple has officially confirmed they are discontinuing the Mac Pro with no plans for future hardware. The company quietly pulled the former king of Macs from its website yesterday, where the buy page now just redirects to the Mac homepage. Kind of like how your landlord changes the locks while you're at work all the time. The iconic cheese grater design debuted in 2019 after the thermal disaster of the trash can era. Well, I liked it. But Apple only ever gave it one silicon update, the M2 Ultra in 2023 before leaving it to collect dust at its $7,000 starting price or collect trash. The Mac Studio, which already has the newer M3 Ultra for $5,000 less, is now Apple's topend desktop with an M5 Ultra refresh expected later this year. Also gone is the infamous $700 wheel kit. No, the $300 F feet kit. Oh, wow. And as of earlier this month, the older Pro Display XDR and its $1,000 stand. Apple is clearly marondoing everything from the 2019 Pro launch. But how am I supposed to grate my incredibly expensive mature Coolia cheese while rendering on silicon that's three generations out of date now? You didn't think of that, Apple, did you? >> Oh gosh. I'm sorry, Riley. I'll make something else. screamingly expensive for you. >> Thank you, Tim Cook. God, AMD has announced the Ryzen 9 9950X3D2 dual edition. And yes, that is a real product name. It's the world's first desktop CPU with 3D Vcash stacked on both chiplets, meaning it packs a staggering 208 megabytes of total onchip cache across its 16 Zen 5 cores. That's enough cash to make it feel at home in the vault of the Bellagio in Oceans 11. And you don't even need to squeeze an ordinary gymnast into a room service card to access it. AMD is pitching this less as a gaming chip and more as a productivity monster for game devs and creators with 5 to 10% gains over the already beastly 9950X3D. No two in tools like Blender, Da Vinci Resolve, and Unreal Engine. Notably, AMD didn't share a single gaming benchmark, which really tells you where they think this thing shines. The trade-off, though, a 200 watt TDP, the highest of any AM5 chip, and a boost clock that actually dropped 100 megahertz. No price yet, but it launches April 22nd. Oh, and both AMD and Intel are raising CPU prices up to 15% thanks to the whole global supply crunch fiasco. So game devs can breathe a sigh of relief knowing they won't have to optimize their games or their budgets. At least you can get a deal with our sponsor, Vessie. Do you have feet? Do you live on a planet with water and enough gravity to make puddles? Then you need Vessie's Weekend Neo. Vessie says these shoes are 100% waterproof thanks to their Diamondex technology and breathable. So if you go for a rainy walk, assuming your planet has rain, your feet stay dry and cool. They're lightweight enough to toss in a carry-on. They've got a grippy rubber outsole for wet pavement and tile floors. And the heel loop means you can get them on and off quick and easy. Perfect for airport security or quick escapes from whatever megapa may inhabit your planet. The removable insole wipes clean and they come in half sizes for a perfect fit. Here on Earth, it's spring travel season, and this is the one shoe that handles all of it. We all really like it here. Get 15% off your weekend Neo at vesie.com/techlink with free shipping, a one-year warranty, and 30-day hassle-free returns. Much like Heirlickbachman's incubator, we have crammed way too many quick bits under one roof and are hoping nobody asks any follow-up questions. A new revision of the RCS messaging standard has been finalized, and it's a big one. RCS Universal Profile 4.0 adds native video calling right inside your messaging app, including group calls with up to 32 people. If you can convince 32 people to use the same messaging app as you, it also brings smarter media sharing, letting devices figure out which formats the other person supports, as well as rich text formatting like bold, italics, and strikethrough. Finally, we'll have to wait for tech companies to add these features to their default texting apps, but it's still cool. So, while the cost of living might be skyrocketing, you'll at least be rich in text. Apple just handed over the real identity of the user behind one of its iCloud hide my email aliases to the FBI after a man named Alden Ruml used an aliased email address to send violent threats to FBI Director Cash Patel's girlfriend. Two horrible things. This kind of compliance might seem uncharacteristic for Apple who famously blocked the government from breaking into the iPhone owned by a suspected terrorist, but unlike their device level encryption, alias to account mapping is stored on Apple servers and as a result can be subpoenaed. The hits keep coming for Patel, though, as Iranian hacker group Hondela breached Patel's personal Gmail account and posted some of his most cringe vacation photos on Telegram. Oof, Honda did him dirty here. The vibe of these is less international man of mystery and more high school jazz band study abroad trip. It's an important experience. Sony is hiking PS5 prices across the board for the second time in less than a year. Starting on April 2nd, the PlayStation Portal handheld jumps up $50. The standard PS5 and digital edition both jump up $100, and the PS5 Pro climbs a cool 150 all the way up to $900 for a console. Sony blamed continued pressures in the global economic landscape, which is fair. Lucky for us though, Sony has decided to bravely pass those costs onto their consumers. They got they got mouse to feed. We, you know, we we'll survive. Wikipedia has officially banned the use of AI to generate or rewrite articles with editors voting overwhelmingly in favor of the new policy. LLM generated text was found to regularly violate the site's core context rules around verifiability and sourcing, which yeah, hallucinations uh will do that. Editors can still use AI for basic copy editing and translation assistance, but only with human review. So maybe your middle school teacher was right all along. That's one for you, Madam Ruseelle. But I should still be allowed to chew gum in class, so I still don't like you. And a delivery robot made by Serve Robotics has smashed through the glass wall of a bus stop shelter in Chicago before sheepishly blinking and then shambling away shamefully. The footage, which is hilarious, went viral on social media and it comes amid growing backlash against delivery robots in the city. According to the Chicago Sun Times, a separate Cocoa Robotics bot smashed into yet another bus shelter that same week, making the successful delivery to smashed bus stop ratio lower than residents would hope. It's not what we were going for. Just like I hope to see you back here on Monday for more tech news. I'll be here next week pretending I understand what half these companies actually do, which as far as I can tell is something to do with something called middle out compression. I don't know. Anyway, see you then."}