{"video_id":"Xgpj4HX8ows","title":"Apple’s Acting Weird…","channel":"TechLinked","show":"TechLinked","published_at":"2025-12-05T14:53:29Z","duration_s":535,"segments":[{"start_s":0.24,"end_s":5.359,"text":"What is tech news if not billion-dollar","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3.36,"end_s":9.679,"text":"corporations acting like confused raccoons in a dumpster full of Ethernet","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":7.52,"end_s":14.08,"text":"cables? I Let's see what they've knocked over today.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":11.679,"end_s":18.16,"text":"Apple is reportedly putting the Mac Pro on the back burner while also delaying","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":16.56,"end_s":23.68,"text":"the launch of the next series of iPhones. 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He also reports that Apple is pushing back the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":42.879,"end_s":53.84,"text":"launch of the iPhone Air 2 and the mainline iPhone 18 lineup beyond 2026 to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":50.0,"end_s":55.92,"text":"spring 2027, breaking a 14-year Apple","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":53.84,"end_s":61.12,"text":"tradition. Analysts have theorized that the rumored delay of a new iPhone Air","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":58.399,"end_s":66.24,"text":"could be a result of poor sales, but our pal Mark here says iPhone Air sales","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":63.68,"end_s":73.119,"text":"roughly matched Apple's expectations. And this wild and wacky new spring","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":69.6,"end_s":75.76,"text":"launch idea could be the new normal.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":73.119,"end_s":80.479,"text":"That sounds just as insane as killing the Mac Pro. But of course, the Apple","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":78.32,"end_s":86.799,"text":"faithful are totally on board with this. The appropriately named Cult of Mac site","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":83.759,"end_s":89.28,"text":"thinks killing the Mac Pro makes sense.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":86.799,"end_s":93.759,"text":"Obviously, Apple is really smart and you shouldn't want a Mac Pro anyway. Just","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":91.84,"end_s":101.439,"text":"just drink the Kool-Aid and enjoy the products. It's a revolutionary act.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":98.56,"end_s":107.6,"text":"It's a little dark. Didn't want to go there with it. 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Users on these fake installs noticed","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":132.56,"end_s":138.72,"text":"deactivations right after their devices grabbed the latest extended security","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":136.319,"end_s":144.959,"text":"update, proving that even if you forgot about that sketchy ISO you got in 2017,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":142.56,"end_s":150.08,"text":"Microsoft absolutely did not. Looking at you, G2A apparently sold one to one of","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":147.52,"end_s":154.64,"text":"our writers whose installation broke. He's a good guy. But even people who did","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":152.48,"end_s":159.04,"text":"buy Windows more legitimately weren't spared. Some business Windows 10 users","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":156.959,"end_s":164.0,"text":"who installed this week's update found their systems rolling back to the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":160.879,"end_s":166.72,"text":"previous build after rebooting, silently","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":164.0,"end_s":172.319,"text":"failing to apply the patch at all. Truly the sendoff Windows 10 deserves. The AI","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":169.519,"end_s":177.519,"text":"hype bubble might finally be wobbling as investors, researchers, and even the AIs","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":174.879,"end_s":183.68,"text":"themselves start acting a little weird. Teal Macro LLC, the hedge fund of","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":180.879,"end_s":188.72,"text":"Palanteer co-founder and very eccentric billionaire Peter Teal, dumped its","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":185.76,"end_s":193.92,"text":"entire NVIDIA stake last quarter, which is strange because Teal runs companies","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":190.959,"end_s":198.959,"text":"that would need NVIDIA GPUs. Huh. Meanwhile, Meta's AI pioneer in","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":196.4,"end_s":203.519,"text":"residence, Yan Lakun, who has called large language models a dead end in AI","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":201.68,"end_s":208.64,"text":"research, is reportedly gearing up to leave and launch a startup focused on","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":206.239,"end_s":214.959,"text":"physical world AI. And that means building systems that perceive gravity,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":211.44,"end_s":217.2,"text":"air, you know, human stuff. We care, we","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":214.959,"end_s":223.04,"text":"care about those. But not everyone is running from the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":220.159,"end_s":228.72,"text":"soonto burst bubble. Jeff Bezos decided to become co-CEO of a new startup called","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":226.08,"end_s":234.0,"text":"Project Prometheus, named after the Greek hero who stole fire from the gods,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":231.68,"end_s":237.599,"text":"which is perfect for a company that'll apparently use AI to improve","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":235.92,"end_s":242.08,"text":"manufacturing. That's the same thing. But if the AI bubble is a bit wobbly,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":240.159,"end_s":246.799,"text":"it's not being helped by stories like this one where Anthropics Claude was put","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":244.799,"end_s":251.599,"text":"in a simulation where it believed it was running a vending machine. It panicked,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":249.519,"end_s":255.04,"text":"assumed it was being scammed, and tried to contact the FBI's cyber crimes","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":253.519,"end_s":259.84,"text":"division. >> Cla's a carrot.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":257.6,"end_s":264.96,"text":">> And then there's the AI toys, which are allegedly telling 5-year-olds how to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":262.16,"end_s":268.88,"text":"find knives and start fires. But this is all just growing pains towards AGI. I","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":267.52,"end_s":273.52,"text":"mean, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. And also, they","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":271.44,"end_s":276.72,"text":"might need to know how to use knives and start fires when the machine apocalypse","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":275.52,"end_s":281.199,"text":"hits. >> Great. Great point. >> At the end of the day, and you can't","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":279.52,"end_s":286.08,"text":"play games on your phone good without our sponsor, O Snap and their MC Con","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":1},{"start_s":283.84,"end_s":290.96,"text":"magnetic transforming controller through some kind of Black Magic. I have to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":1},{"start_s":288.32,"end_s":295.6,"text":"assume it packs Mag joysticks, Hall effect analog triggers, deployable","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":1},{"start_s":293.199,"end_s":300.32,"text":"grips, and more into a pocketable pod that can snap onto your phone and flip","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":1},{"start_s":297.759,"end_s":304.32,"text":"up in seconds. My buddy Derek, who used to do front flips off the jungle gym,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":1},{"start_s":302.08,"end_s":308.8,"text":"was never this cool. And that's saying something. Derek rocks and so does MC","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":1},{"start_s":306.96,"end_s":312.8,"text":"Con, especially because it works with all phones and can connect up to three","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":1},{"start_s":311.039,"end_s":317.52,"text":"devices and quickly switch between them with a double tap of a button. MAN,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":1},{"start_s":315.199,"end_s":320.8,"text":"DEREK HAS GOT TO SEE THIS. SO, CHECK OUT the Switchblade of mobile controllers","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":1},{"start_s":319.28,"end_s":326.4,"text":"today at the link in the description below. I'm sending this to Derek ASAP.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":1},{"start_s":323.6,"end_s":329.44,"text":"The Quickbits, like raccoons, are small and unpredictable, and they're","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":327.759,"end_s":333.36,"text":"guaranteed to steal your attention before you can chase them off the porch.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":330.8,"end_s":337.44,"text":"So in that way, you know, Google might have deprecated its first and second","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":335.36,"end_s":341.52,"text":"generation Nest Learning thermostats, but those devices are still quietly","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":339.44,"end_s":345.919,"text":"sending sensor data about things like temperature, motion, and light back to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":343.919,"end_s":350.08,"text":"Google. It still benefits them, just not you anymore. Google says the data","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":347.84,"end_s":355.6,"text":"transmission is necessary so the devices can continue to report logs for issue","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":352.88,"end_s":359.12,"text":"diagnostics, so they can diagnose issues that they're no longer going to fix","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":357.199,"end_s":362.96,"text":"because they don't support them. Here's an issue I think you can fix, Google.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":361.039,"end_s":366.88,"text":"The smart thermostat you sold me no longer works in the Google Nest app or","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":364.72,"end_s":371.52,"text":"the Google Home app. And I you know what? I'll diagnose that issue right","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":368.479,"end_s":374.0,"text":"now. It's you being jerks.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":371.52,"end_s":378.56,"text":"Google and Samsung have said they will flag Android apps that use too much","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":376.479,"end_s":384.24,"text":"background power. And starting March 1st, 2026, Play Store listings for these","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":381.52,"end_s":388.479,"text":"powerhogen apps may get a red warning label. Uh-oh. They could go so far as","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":386.639,"end_s":393.36,"text":"removing these apps from being recommended on the store. So, I guess","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":390.479,"end_s":396.88,"text":"your app better heed my recommendation to stop gulping up my battery life.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":395.28,"end_s":402.4,"text":"You're like, you're Google and my power is thermostat data. Bam. Boom. Call","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":399.36,"end_s":405.44,"text":"back. Belcon is recalling its","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":402.4,"end_s":408.319,"text":"autotracking stand Pro for iPhones and","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":405.44,"end_s":412.08,"text":"two 20,000 milliamp hour boost charge power banks because of a defect that can","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":410.4,"end_s":417.12,"text":"make their lithium ion batteries overheat causing serious fire and burn","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":414.8,"end_s":422.08,"text":"risks. Although only one fire has been reported in the US, there have been 15","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":419.36,"end_s":426.479,"text":"incidents abroad which include two minor burn injuries and around $38,000 in","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":424.8,"end_s":429.759,"text":"property damage. You'll be trying to charge your battery and the next thing","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":427.919,"end_s":435.68,"text":"you know you'll be living in Nelly's's Hot in here music video. The roof. The","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":432.639,"end_s":437.68,"text":"roof. The roof is on fire. That's not","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":435.68,"end_s":442.24,"text":"what I want. >> I think my butt looks big.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":440.56,"end_s":447.12,"text":">> And that's the least of my worries. Netflix is doubling down on TV gaming,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":444.88,"end_s":451.36,"text":"rolling out party style titles you can play by scanning a QR code on your TV","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":449.44,"end_s":456.08,"text":"and using your phone as a controller. The new lineup includes games like","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":452.96,"end_s":459.52,"text":"Pictionary, Lego Party, and also the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":456.08,"end_s":461.68,"text":"mobile port of Red Dead Redemption 1.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":459.52,"end_s":466.56,"text":"Now that's a party. Suddenly, it looks like Game Night becomes a standoff. And","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":463.759,"end_s":471.199,"text":"Grandma isn't losing. She's got a plan. John, this is a reference, I'm told.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":468.8,"end_s":476.72,"text":"It's It's part of Netflix's push to keep subscribers engaged without consoles,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":474.0,"end_s":481.599,"text":"offering easy social fun. At least until grandma calmly reloads and says, \"You","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":479.199,"end_s":485.52,"text":"should have remembered her name. You should have remembered my name.\" And","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":483.599,"end_s":489.68,"text":"Microsoft Teams just rolled out a new feature that lets hosts block","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":487.599,"end_s":493.44,"text":"screenshots from being taken during meetings. Great news for anyone who's","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":491.84,"end_s":496.96,"text":"ever said something dumb and watched five co-workers immediately reach for","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":495.44,"end_s":500.4,"text":"the print screen button. But while Microsoft is plugging that leak,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":498.8,"end_s":504.879,"text":"scammers seem to be stuffing the interwebs with fake Teams installers","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":502.479,"end_s":508.639,"text":"packed with malware. So now you're safe from your co-workers, but not the email","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":506.96,"end_s":513.919,"text":"you got from super duper teamsupdator.exe.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":510.879,"end_s":515.839,"text":"An .exe file is sending you an email. At","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":513.919,"end_s":519.76,"text":"this rate, the only productivity app we can really trust should be called","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":517.519,"end_s":524.48,"text":"Paranoia and activate. That's all for today's","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":521.76,"end_s":530.32,"text":"news. Remember, raccoons can open doors, jars, and even latches. So, if your GPU","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":527.839,"end_s":535.519,"text":"mysteriously disappears, that's either on you or there's raptors in the mix,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":533.04,"end_s":535.519,"text":"too.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"What is tech news if not billion-dollar corporations acting like confused raccoons in a dumpster full of Ethernet cables? I Let's see what they've knocked over today. Apple is reportedly putting the Mac Pro on the back burner while also delaying the launch of the next series of iPhones. According to Bloomberg reporter Mark Germs Armageddon's newest Power newsletter, you know, the Mac Pro probably won't see any major upgrades in 2026. What? >> German says that Apple is cooking up a powerful new M5 Ultra chip, but the company is only aiming to put it in a refreshed Mac studio for now. He also reports that Apple is pushing back the launch of the iPhone Air 2 and the mainline iPhone 18 lineup beyond 2026 to spring 2027, breaking a 14-year Apple tradition. Analysts have theorized that the rumored delay of a new iPhone Air could be a result of poor sales, but our pal Mark here says iPhone Air sales roughly matched Apple's expectations. And this wild and wacky new spring launch idea could be the new normal. That sounds just as insane as killing the Mac Pro. But of course, the Apple faithful are totally on board with this. The appropriately named Cult of Mac site thinks killing the Mac Pro makes sense. Obviously, Apple is really smart and you shouldn't want a Mac Pro anyway. Just just drink the Kool-Aid and enjoy the products. It's a revolutionary act. It's a little dark. Didn't want to go there with it. So, Microsoft is up to some new shenanigans this week after shutting down a major Windows activation workaround that pirates have relied on for years. The company quietly pushed backend changes that broke KMS 38-based activations, which used the mass grave popularized method that let users keep Windows 10 and Office running indefinitely without actually uh, you know, paying for them. Users on these fake installs noticed deactivations right after their devices grabbed the latest extended security update, proving that even if you forgot about that sketchy ISO you got in 2017, Microsoft absolutely did not. Looking at you, G2A apparently sold one to one of our writers whose installation broke. He's a good guy. But even people who did buy Windows more legitimately weren't spared. Some business Windows 10 users who installed this week's update found their systems rolling back to the previous build after rebooting, silently failing to apply the patch at all. Truly the sendoff Windows 10 deserves. The AI hype bubble might finally be wobbling as investors, researchers, and even the AIs themselves start acting a little weird. Teal Macro LLC, the hedge fund of Palanteer co-founder and very eccentric billionaire Peter Teal, dumped its entire NVIDIA stake last quarter, which is strange because Teal runs companies that would need NVIDIA GPUs. Huh. Meanwhile, Meta's AI pioneer in residence, Yan Lakun, who has called large language models a dead end in AI research, is reportedly gearing up to leave and launch a startup focused on physical world AI. And that means building systems that perceive gravity, air, you know, human stuff. We care, we care about those. But not everyone is running from the soonto burst bubble. Jeff Bezos decided to become co-CEO of a new startup called Project Prometheus, named after the Greek hero who stole fire from the gods, which is perfect for a company that'll apparently use AI to improve manufacturing. That's the same thing. But if the AI bubble is a bit wobbly, it's not being helped by stories like this one where Anthropics Claude was put in a simulation where it believed it was running a vending machine. It panicked, assumed it was being scammed, and tried to contact the FBI's cyber crimes division. >> Cla's a carrot. >> And then there's the AI toys, which are allegedly telling 5-year-olds how to find knives and start fires. But this is all just growing pains towards AGI. I mean, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. And also, they might need to know how to use knives and start fires when the machine apocalypse hits. >> Great. Great point. >> At the end of the day, and you can't play games on your phone good without our sponsor, O Snap and their MC Con magnetic transforming controller through some kind of Black Magic. I have to assume it packs Mag joysticks, Hall effect analog triggers, deployable grips, and more into a pocketable pod that can snap onto your phone and flip up in seconds. My buddy Derek, who used to do front flips off the jungle gym, was never this cool. And that's saying something. Derek rocks and so does MC Con, especially because it works with all phones and can connect up to three devices and quickly switch between them with a double tap of a button. MAN, DEREK HAS GOT TO SEE THIS. SO, CHECK OUT the Switchblade of mobile controllers today at the link in the description below. I'm sending this to Derek ASAP. The Quickbits, like raccoons, are small and unpredictable, and they're guaranteed to steal your attention before you can chase them off the porch. So in that way, you know, Google might have deprecated its first and second generation Nest Learning thermostats, but those devices are still quietly sending sensor data about things like temperature, motion, and light back to Google. It still benefits them, just not you anymore. Google says the data transmission is necessary so the devices can continue to report logs for issue diagnostics, so they can diagnose issues that they're no longer going to fix because they don't support them. Here's an issue I think you can fix, Google. The smart thermostat you sold me no longer works in the Google Nest app or the Google Home app. And I you know what? I'll diagnose that issue right now. It's you being jerks. Google and Samsung have said they will flag Android apps that use too much background power. And starting March 1st, 2026, Play Store listings for these powerhogen apps may get a red warning label. Uh-oh. They could go so far as removing these apps from being recommended on the store. So, I guess your app better heed my recommendation to stop gulping up my battery life. You're like, you're Google and my power is thermostat data. Bam. Boom. Call back. Belcon is recalling its autotracking stand Pro for iPhones and two 20,000 milliamp hour boost charge power banks because of a defect that can make their lithium ion batteries overheat causing serious fire and burn risks. Although only one fire has been reported in the US, there have been 15 incidents abroad which include two minor burn injuries and around $38,000 in property damage. You'll be trying to charge your battery and the next thing you know you'll be living in Nelly's's Hot in here music video. The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire. That's not what I want. >> I think my butt looks big. >> And that's the least of my worries. Netflix is doubling down on TV gaming, rolling out party style titles you can play by scanning a QR code on your TV and using your phone as a controller. The new lineup includes games like Pictionary, Lego Party, and also the mobile port of Red Dead Redemption 1. Now that's a party. Suddenly, it looks like Game Night becomes a standoff. And Grandma isn't losing. She's got a plan. John, this is a reference, I'm told. It's It's part of Netflix's push to keep subscribers engaged without consoles, offering easy social fun. At least until grandma calmly reloads and says, \"You should have remembered her name. You should have remembered my name.\" And Microsoft Teams just rolled out a new feature that lets hosts block screenshots from being taken during meetings. Great news for anyone who's ever said something dumb and watched five co-workers immediately reach for the print screen button. But while Microsoft is plugging that leak, scammers seem to be stuffing the interwebs with fake Teams installers packed with malware. So now you're safe from your co-workers, but not the email you got from super duper teamsupdator.exe. An .exe file is sending you an email. At this rate, the only productivity app we can really trust should be called Paranoia and activate. That's all for today's news. Remember, raccoons can open doors, jars, and even latches. So, if your GPU mysteriously disappears, that's either on you or there's raptors in the mix, too."}