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oh so bored

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i know i'll do some tech news

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shut up riley in 2015 google restructured itself to be just one of

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many subsidiaries under a new parent company alphabet inc alphabet was headed

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up by google's co-founders while google was now led by the former head of

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android jesus well now they're basically the same again larry page and sergey

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brin the now former ceo and president of

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alphabet respectively have stepped down while google's ceo sundar pizzai has

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stepped up to also fill the role of alphabet's new ceo in a blog post paige

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and brin say that going forward pichai will lead google and manage alphabet's

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other subsidiaries so it's it's all google again kind of it's not clear

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whether the change will make all of alphabet's various projects make more or

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less sense i mean the company is so confused that they just made google

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photos into a chat app and what is youtube music what is wrong with

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google play music i just i feel like i'm taking crazy pills a less interesting

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company qualcomm has announced just joking qualcomm has announced some

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new mobile tech at the company's annual snapdragon tech summit the successor to

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the ubiquitous snapdragon 855 is the snapdragon 865. man i was hoping to

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have my expectations severed there but the 865 will of course be faster more

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efficient than the 855 but will also have 5g connectivity thanks to new x55

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modem inside of it but the more interesting announcement from yesterday might be the low powered 765. unlike the

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865 the 765 has its x52 modem directly

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integrated into the chip ensuring better power management and wider distribution

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of 5g tech among mid-range or budget phones there's also a 765 g variant

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which will apparently have better performance in games that's the g stands

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for uh for games okay

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but the event wasn't all chip announcements qualcomm also showed its

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second gen fingerprint scanner called 3d sonic max because it's bigger and you

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can put two thumbs on it really so if you get captured by the mafia and

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they cut off both your thumbs and you're you're not a happy guy anymore

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who has two thumbs and is happy right now

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not this guy but you know what's not smart potentially buying a folding phone

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from famed drug lord pablo escobar's brother roberto escobar this reads like

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an snl skit but apparently it's real escobar inc is selling what looks like a

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modified version of the royal flexpi folding tablet thing that we saw at ces

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last year for a measly 349 us dollars and it's even got decent specs with a

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snapdragon 855 six or eight gigabytes of

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ram 128 gigabytes of storage with a micro sd card slot cha-ching and a 4 000

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milliamp hour battery honestly the sketchiest thing about this phone is just the marking that they're using to

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sell it which involves a healthy dose of gold guns and models in lingerie very

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cool i i think i think i've already ordered one actually

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oh does it come with the gold no gold okay now it's time for the quick

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the latest problem users are having with macbook pros has nothing to do with the

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keyboard imagine that some 13-inch macbook pros from 2019 are shutting down

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when they reach 50 battery and apple has now acknowledged the issue telling

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affected users to run their laptop battery to below 90 percent plug it in

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quit all open apps then let the machine sleep and charge it for only at least

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eight hours then spin around in the bathroom here saying bloody mary three times what is this apparently if they

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have no idea whether or not that will work then they're just throwing stuff in

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the wall to see if it sticks multiple rumors have pointed to the

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upcoming samsung galaxy s11 having the ability to record 8k video for some

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reason xda developers have found reference to the feature a short while

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ago and now inside sources have told sam mobile that it's legit plus the new

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snapdragon 865 supports 8k videos so i guess next year we won't need red

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cameras at all what do you think david

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whatever researchers that mit have developed an ai system called adept

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which you could also read as adept it can understand some laws of physics in

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the same way as a human infant a child

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it's even able to register surprise when a virtual object disappears unexpectedly

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or passes through another object i want a baby robot i want a baby robot yoda

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you can just turn them off china isn't known for loving gaming

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consoles but that could change as nintendo has partnered with chinese

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gaming mega company tencent to launch what is officially called the 10 cent

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nintendo switch official mainland china version for the

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equivalent of 300 us dollars even when they launch a two and a half

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year old console in a country that hates consoles nintendo keeps the same price

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tag and for that i respect the bastards

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and we can't talk about china without talking about huawei who is apparently

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entering the desktop pc market with a motherboard designed to run the

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company's arm powered kang pen

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kung kun peng

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processors the board has decent connectivity options including ddr4

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dimms and pci 3.0 slots and between this

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development and huawei's new mate 30 pro having no us components it seems like

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huawei is sitting pretty trade war no you go huawei just

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stay away from me and it's time for me to stay away from you the audience at

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least until the next episode anyway come back on friday for more tech news

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hopefully the restraining order is lifted by then

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for you you can get closer to me at that point

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stay if i i would take a step back you come forward one let's do it like we're

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have a

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tethered penis