WEBVTT 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:06.319 Have you ever gone down to make a comment on a video and thought, "Oh my 00:00:03.600 --> 00:00:10.719 god, there's already so many. Who is ever going to read this?" The answer is 00:00:08.320 --> 00:00:14.480 me. Believe it or not, I spend hours every week reading your comments. 00:00:12.320 --> 00:00:19.920 Everything from constructive feedback to positive vibes about your new favorite 00:00:16.560 --> 00:00:22.080 LT member to, yes, even really mean 00:00:19.920 --> 00:00:25.680 personal attacks. Some of which have gotten pretty creative, by the way. 00:00:24.080 --> 00:00:30.720 Which is why it's time for another round of Lionus reads mean comments. But it's 00:00:28.320 --> 00:00:34.800 not all me this year. You name a host, we found a roast. And we'll be getting 00:00:32.719 --> 00:00:40.399 reactions from the others as well. So, buckle up and put on your protective 00:00:37.360 --> 00:00:41.440 eyewear because this is going to hurt a 00:00:40.399 --> 00:00:48.640 little a lot. All you got to do is read those. You make it sound so easy. [laughter] 00:00:46.320 --> 00:00:53.440 Delusional Lionus thinks killing babies should be a constitutional right. What a 00:00:50.800 --> 00:00:58.480 father. The earrings and socks with sandals is mixed. 00:00:56.879 --> 00:01:02.160 Wow, you really aren't pulling any punches, hey? 00:00:59.920 --> 00:01:07.520 Not this time. Swipe for more. Damn. Looking back, Jake has really let 00:01:04.320 --> 00:01:07.520 himself go. [laughter] 00:01:07.600 --> 00:01:17.040 Jesus, I actually lost weight. I've lost 70 lbs in a year. Damn. You Gio, that's 00:01:13.520 --> 00:01:19.119 wrong. Damn, Dennis's Canadian accent is 00:01:17.040 --> 00:01:22.720 actually getting really good. Really? What's the Canadian accent? I don't 00:01:20.960 --> 00:01:28.640 think people will agree with you. Oh yeah, but just give her. Can I get my 00:01:25.680 --> 00:01:33.680 double double? I don't know why, but I just can't believe anything Plof tells 00:01:30.400 --> 00:01:36.000 me. I think he's testing me, wanting to 00:01:33.680 --> 00:01:40.240 see if he can make me buy things I regret. 00:01:38.079 --> 00:01:43.920 I'm not testing you. I just [laughter] I don't know. That's That's a weird one. I 00:01:42.479 --> 00:01:51.119 don't even know how to respond to that. Thought these were going to be mean. Who decided to name their girl child 00:01:47.439 --> 00:01:53.840 Butt? It's my last name. I didn't have a 00:01:51.119 --> 00:01:58.719 choice. My parents didn't have a choice. And also, I kind of like my last name. 00:01:55.920 --> 00:02:04.240 So, you [laughter] a blonde guy with a ginger beard. That's 00:02:01.439 --> 00:02:08.479 a bold choice. It's a bolder choice to assume I'm blonde. I've never been 00:02:06.159 --> 00:02:12.400 blonde. My hair not blonde. My hair's not even red. It's It's like decidedly 00:02:10.959 --> 00:02:16.959 brown most of the time. James and Riley, 00:02:15.120 --> 00:02:21.200 it's not how you spell it. Talking about each other looks is ironic since they 00:02:19.200 --> 00:02:26.160 are perfect examples of how the genetic pool in Canada seems more like a genetic 00:02:23.680 --> 00:02:29.840 puddle. What does that mean? I mean, Riley and I look very different from 00:02:27.680 --> 00:02:32.720 each other. So, I don't know what to say. I think that 00:02:31.200 --> 00:02:36.640 means there's a lot of genetic diversity here. It's not like it's Iceland where 00:02:34.720 --> 00:02:40.560 we need an app to know who's related or not. I feel like if you're writing a 00:02:38.560 --> 00:02:44.720 comment to criticize James and I commenting on each other's looks, uh, 00:02:42.800 --> 00:02:49.599 you know, that's fair enough. That's not something you should do. And even less 00:02:46.959 --> 00:02:54.231 so, should you comment on the genetic puddle of Canada, which is objectively 00:02:52.000 --> 00:02:57.599 not shallow. Okay. All right. Moving on. [laughter] 00:02:55.200 --> 00:03:02.159 This comment just says Dennis. Does he think I am Dennis? Is this cuz we're 00:02:59.519 --> 00:03:06.159 both uh minorities here at LMG? He's like, "Oh, well, that must be Dennis." 00:03:04.080 --> 00:03:08.879 Uh cuz we don't look alike at all. He's not even in that video. 00:03:07.280 --> 00:03:11.519 He is not in that video. It's me unboxing a phone and talking about a 00:03:10.480 --> 00:03:18.879 Xiai phone. Who would say something mean about Dennis? Exactly. But I can also 00:03:15.519 --> 00:03:20.959 understand people who don't know me and 00:03:18.879 --> 00:03:22.879 can maybe can find me a little bit different. 00:03:22.080 --> 00:03:27.692 Absolutely. So this kid was like a Makea-Wish hireer, right? [laughter] 00:03:29.200 --> 00:03:33.720 Yeah. I can't even argue with that one. 00:03:35.599 --> 00:03:41.519 It's fine, Colin. I'll read them for you. Says [snorts] 00:03:38.799 --> 00:03:48.720 Lionus is Skipper. Jake is Kowalsski. Elijah is private. and call in as Rico. 00:03:45.120 --> 00:03:52.159 The the the Penguins of Madagascar. 00:03:48.720 --> 00:03:54.480 It's It's a It's a movie. Okay. What a 00:03:52.159 --> 00:03:58.959 menace. Is James capable of reading instructions at all. Hey, I 00:03:57.280 --> 00:04:03.920 remember this one. That was not my fault. Yes, I actually usually on any 00:04:01.840 --> 00:04:09.040 kind of build project, I'm the person who wants to read the instructions. But 00:04:06.400 --> 00:04:12.400 for you people at home, sometimes more fun if we don't. 00:04:09.920 --> 00:04:15.760 Plof man, I'm sorry. I just can't stand this guy. 00:04:14.400 --> 00:04:21.519 That's okay. I'm like a combination of Alex, Riley, 00:04:18.400 --> 00:04:24.479 and James. Yes, that is a compliment 00:04:21.519 --> 00:04:26.720 with a E and not I. What does that mean? You're just a white dude. Like, 00:04:25.932 --> 00:04:32.880 [laughter] I'm also just confused about why you're volunteering this information. 00:04:31.199 --> 00:04:37.520 Hey everybody, I'm like a combination of Alex Riley and James. What does that 00:04:34.720 --> 00:04:43.759 mean? He's like a like a tall engineering funny good-looking guy. 00:04:41.600 --> 00:04:50.560 Describing Tynan. Damn, Lionus got hot. I love Lionus' 00:04:48.080 --> 00:04:54.639 final form. More Tinen, please. The amount of thirst in some of the comments 00:04:52.080 --> 00:05:01.680 boggles my mind sometimes. Maybe it's just me. I don't know. Thank you. 00:04:58.000 --> 00:05:03.919 Wow. Okay, this just says car guy, but 00:05:01.680 --> 00:05:08.960 car is in quotations. What the Angel? Who hurt you? What 00:05:06.880 --> 00:05:11.680 are you, a Honda guy? Jesus. Hey, hey, hey, shut your mouth. 00:05:10.473 --> 00:05:16.800 [laughter] Lionus hired Badger from Breaking Bad. 00:05:14.400 --> 00:05:21.520 I've never seen Breaking Bad. Who's Badger? [laughter] It told me I look 00:05:18.960 --> 00:05:25.360 like this guy. Who is this? 00:05:23.360 --> 00:05:28.400 The only clear thing is Alex, it's not the most skilled guy. If you're going to 00:05:26.960 --> 00:05:32.639 try and roast me like that, at least get your grammar correct. 00:05:30.000 --> 00:05:37.120 Jake and Riley, team awkward. That I agree with. Actually, this video, the 00:05:34.639 --> 00:05:40.479 eBay refurbished one, that is every day with Riley and I just out trying to out 00:05:39.120 --> 00:05:45.120 awkward each other. You You betcha. Let's go. See, I just 00:05:43.919 --> 00:05:50.400 did it. [laughter] I'm glad our awkwardness was able to shine through whatever sponsor talking 00:05:48.880 --> 00:05:57.120 points that video had was your opinions on the buying games in 00:05:52.880 --> 00:05:59.680 part as a whole were total dog. 00:05:57.120 --> 00:06:01.039 You're cracked out of your gourd on meth. 00:06:00.909 --> 00:06:10.079 [snorts] You should not be that out of touch with the value of $80. Okay, one moment for a 00:06:07.039 --> 00:06:10.800 second here. We'll slow down, Linka. 00:06:10.079 --> 00:06:18.080 [laughter] I'm talking about a thing that is already happening. Look at Final Fantasy 00:06:15.120 --> 00:06:24.400 7 remaster. This ain't hypothetical. Jeez, I didn't buy it. I waited. I'm not 00:06:21.919 --> 00:06:28.800 out of touch with the value. It's a lot of money. Plof just loves anything that 00:06:26.880 --> 00:06:32.479 is a pointless gimmick, doesn't he? I kind of do. That's like 100% true. If 00:06:30.960 --> 00:06:37.039 it's a weird gimmick and makes something unique, I'm all for it. 00:06:34.479 --> 00:06:40.800 Real fans remember the LTT 8K fireplace video where James panics halfway through 00:06:38.960 --> 00:06:44.000 because a burning log fell on the rug that they borrowed and no one noticed 00:06:42.319 --> 00:06:48.240 for like 20 minutes. And that wasn't just a rug, that was a beaver pelt that 00:06:46.560 --> 00:06:53.759 was very nice and luxurious that my father-in-law lent me for the shoot. And 00:06:51.280 --> 00:06:57.120 I was pretty horrified when I took that log off. There's just like a perfect 00:06:55.199 --> 00:07:02.000 charred rectangle in it. Like basically ruined it. It combed out a bit, but 00:06:59.680 --> 00:07:07.120 honestly, what a bless him. He either wasn't that mad or really contained it 00:07:04.560 --> 00:07:11.199 because I I panicked a little more than seemed necessary in the end. Oh, wow. 00:07:09.039 --> 00:07:16.400 All caps. Would you I think I have to yell it. Would you please stop putting 00:07:13.440 --> 00:07:23.800 Riley in every sponsor read? You know he's on the list, right? Can't say which 00:07:18.960 --> 00:07:23.800 one or I'll get my comment removed. 00:07:24.720 --> 00:07:32.400 by he who shall not be named. 00:07:28.400 --> 00:07:34.800 Santa. He's He's making a list. Imagine 00:07:32.400 --> 00:07:40.400 being a ginger and thinking I want more of this just to be extra virgin. 00:07:38.720 --> 00:07:44.720 You know, people pay more for the extra virgin olive oil, right? You didn't get 00:07:43.039 --> 00:07:50.950 state for hiring mental handicapped. 00:07:47.919 --> 00:07:51.360 Are you talking about Linus or me? 00:07:50.950 --> 00:07:58.680 [laughter] Colin must be either Dutch or Belgian. And if his English isn't as good, he's 00:07:55.280 --> 00:07:58.680 probably Belgian. 00:08:01.599 --> 00:08:08.080 hell. Two times ads. Get real, 00:08:04.720 --> 00:08:10.479 you greedy potato. 00:08:08.080 --> 00:08:18.319 Okay, for one thing, we've done two sponsor reads in our videos for 9 years. 00:08:15.360 --> 00:08:23.120 If you are just noticing now, you might be the kind of person who comments 00:08:20.080 --> 00:08:25.360 before finishing the video. She laughs a 00:08:23.120 --> 00:08:32.560 lot, but I get the impression she is an absolutely formidable human. Is this a 00:08:28.160 --> 00:08:34.959 compliment? Um, thank you. [laughter] 00:08:32.560 --> 00:08:39.839 I've heard laughing makes you a happier person and makes you live longer, so 00:08:37.519 --> 00:08:44.000 I'll probably live longer than you. Average Discord mod. I don't Can I know 00:08:42.320 --> 00:08:49.839 what video this is from? No. I I did like I was the admin of our 00:08:47.680 --> 00:08:53.920 Discord for a very long time. So, I guess I feel like Tinyan had an interesting 00:08:52.320 --> 00:08:58.720 and unique childhood compared to the rest of us. You're probably not that 00:08:56.160 --> 00:09:04.160 wrong, but also a little bit wrong. Very disappointed. PLO should not be 00:09:01.360 --> 00:09:07.600 reviewing keyboards. Wow, that's actually okay. That's that one's kind of 00:09:06.240 --> 00:09:11.600 rough. You know, I own a lot of keyboards. I've built a lot of keyboards. There's not a lot of things 00:09:10.240 --> 00:09:16.080 that I'm like, "Yeah, I know what I'm talking about." Keyboards are kind of one of them. So, 00:09:14.480 --> 00:09:20.320 I thought Elijah was some annoying autistic or ADD kid in the last tech 00:09:18.240 --> 00:09:24.560 upgrade video. I had no idea he worked for LTD. [laughter] 00:09:22.959 --> 00:09:28.720 Yeah, I was just Alex's little buddy or whatever. I don't know if I can watch 00:09:26.720 --> 00:09:34.320 Alex destroy perfectly fine hardware anymore. And uh that one really hurt me, 00:09:31.600 --> 00:09:39.519 too. That was a difficult video. For the most part, I really like making things 00:09:35.839 --> 00:09:42.399 that are like they split janky and it's 00:09:39.519 --> 00:09:46.560 kind of a good idea. And that one after Lionus separated the heat pipes by doing 00:09:44.399 --> 00:09:50.160 what me and Nate said he shouldn't was just so bad. Oh my god, it was awful. I 00:09:48.800 --> 00:09:56.560 can't believe it worked at all. Sarah has done hot knives before. You 00:09:52.480 --> 00:09:59.440 can just tell. Um, no comment. 00:09:56.560 --> 00:10:06.320 Disliking every video you have. Riley in. We all know why. Mr. 500 ft. You're 00:10:03.360 --> 00:10:11.519 a liar. I We don't all know why. I wish I did. Okay, this person is definitely 00:10:09.839 --> 00:10:17.120 uh I feel like heing hates Tanner. Looo. 00:10:15.440 --> 00:10:20.240 I feel like that a little bit sometimes, too. I'm just [music] testing him. 00:10:18.640 --> 00:10:23.680 Colin is the single person on this channel who has had more character 00:10:21.680 --> 00:10:28.640 development with each video, all without even saying a word. 00:10:26.480 --> 00:10:34.000 I feel like James and Tinan either really get along or really don't. 00:10:31.600 --> 00:10:37.920 We hate each other. We, for the most part, get along pretty 00:10:35.440 --> 00:10:41.440 well. cringe henti lovers creating the titles these days, huh? 00:10:40.320 --> 00:10:45.360 Yeah, that's a nice one. Nobody more 00:10:43.360 --> 00:10:50.079 deserving. Electroboom has done so much thanks LTT. 00:10:47.680 --> 00:10:55.839 Not true. I'm just pointing out how out of touch LTT are by giving upgrades to 00:10:52.640 --> 00:11:00.440 rich people or staff or the host's wife 00:10:55.839 --> 00:11:00.440 instead of regular poor people. 00:11:00.480 --> 00:11:08.959 ROG rig reboot. Anyone? Jeez. 00:11:04.800 --> 00:11:12.480 I love you guys. Except Dennis. He's a 00:11:08.959 --> 00:11:15.760 Why? What did I do to you? Why are you 00:11:12.480 --> 00:11:18.399 so angry? Seriously, the only person on 00:11:15.760 --> 00:11:22.517 this channel who deserves any hate, any at all, is Jake. He can be pretty 00:11:21.120 --> 00:11:28.560 annoying, but at least he tries. [laughter] This is so mean. Like, what did I do to 00:11:26.959 --> 00:11:32.959 hurt you? [laughter] There's definitely reasons you could 00:11:30.079 --> 00:11:38.160 hate me, but I feel like some of those reasons probably apply to other people, 00:11:35.200 --> 00:11:43.279 right? Please, for the love of God, get that bomb CX500 out of that induction 00:11:40.800 --> 00:11:46.480 forge. You picked the one PSU that is known to literally explode. On the 00:11:44.959 --> 00:11:49.760 bright side, if that power supply explodes, that's the least damaging 00:11:48.560 --> 00:11:54.880 thing in the induction heater to actually blow up. Oh my god, Jake is 00:11:52.880 --> 00:12:01.200 like Nolan from Donut Media dipped in a vat of bleach. 00:11:57.279 --> 00:12:05.440 mentally abusive to is what what video 00:12:01.200 --> 00:12:06.800 is this on? We can make jokes. 00:12:05.440 --> 00:12:10.720 If this was not presented by the unlikable douche, I really could have 00:12:08.959 --> 00:12:15.440 enjoyed this. Well, I'm just very complimented that you didn't say an 00:12:12.480 --> 00:12:18.880 unlikable douche. I am the unlikable douche and I really want that on a shirt 00:12:17.440 --> 00:12:22.720 now. Nick, please. See, now this this comment threw me for 00:12:20.720 --> 00:12:28.079 a loop because the first part says, "Who likes Riley?" And then the second part 00:12:25.279 --> 00:12:32.480 says, "What a dork." So, I didn't like how much of a ride that comment was. 00:12:30.880 --> 00:12:36.480 Putting helmets on people who are not truly handicapped is not funny. That 00:12:34.959 --> 00:12:42.000 wasn't the point. We weren't making a handicap joke. It was just I hit my 00:12:38.399 --> 00:12:43.738 head. They were protecting me. Did you 00:12:42.000 --> 00:12:45.758 line? [laughter] 00:12:47.040 --> 00:12:53.680 What is that from? You're not going to give me any context? 00:12:51.440 --> 00:12:58.399 I mean, Shizzy Wizzy didn't bother to leave a time stamp. 00:12:55.920 --> 00:13:02.959 She's fun. I like her. I hope she goes far in life. Are these supposed to be 00:13:00.240 --> 00:13:09.519 mean comments? I'm confused. This is so sweet. Thank you. Plof is like sliced 00:13:06.720 --> 00:13:14.160 bread gets boring and stale, man. And this is where I'm wearing my nice shirt, 00:13:11.839 --> 00:13:18.639 too, with the pink hat and everything. I'm I'm not boring, Andy. Am I boring? 00:13:17.200 --> 00:13:22.200 Added flavor. Added [laughter] flavor. 00:13:22.480 --> 00:13:28.320 Sarah is such a fun host. Dennis, in 00:13:25.680 --> 00:13:32.880 contrast, is really cringe most of the time and always looks like he's trying 00:13:30.399 --> 00:13:36.959 to appear dumb. Dennis is an amazing human being and 00:13:35.120 --> 00:13:41.519 this person is just wrong. I'm pretty sure in this video I was 00:13:39.040 --> 00:13:46.639 pretty useful. I was building the desk. Everything I wasn't trying to be 00:13:43.440 --> 00:13:49.200 anything. I'm just doing my job trying 00:13:46.639 --> 00:13:56.399 to build a desk. Tanner, if you're reading this, I am. You got to lose that 00:13:52.800 --> 00:14:01.040 homeless leprechaun beard. 00:13:56.399 --> 00:14:04.160 Look, I work at a place where 90% of the 00:14:01.040 --> 00:14:05.920 people here look so much like me that we 00:14:04.160 --> 00:14:12.639 could all be mistaken for one another in a police lineup. How old is she? 10. Most brainless 00:14:09.360 --> 00:14:14.160 review ever. Giggling, nonsensical, and 00:14:12.639 --> 00:14:18.639 and then that's where the comment is cut off. Yeah, this was my first short 00:14:16.320 --> 00:14:24.000 circuit ever. I was really nervous. I agree. Not a great review, but uh I 00:14:21.519 --> 00:14:28.720 think I've improved quite a bit. So, how much do you receive from the 00:14:26.880 --> 00:14:32.000 government to keep Elijah hired? Is Lionus getting payments from the 00:14:30.560 --> 00:14:35.839 government for me? Lots. 00:14:33.680 --> 00:14:40.639 I can't trust PL on anything purely based on how he pronounces GIF. Yeah. 00:14:38.800 --> 00:14:44.560 You know what? I don't care. I don't care if it's GIF. I know it's graphical. 00:14:42.959 --> 00:14:51.839 You know what? The guy who invented it says it's pronounced GIF. So, suck on 00:14:48.320 --> 00:14:55.600 that. Jake's mouth has eyebrows. 00:14:51.839 --> 00:14:58.320 My mouth has Oh, the mustache. 00:14:55.600 --> 00:15:04.320 Oh, it's because I It's a little bit not filled out here. Yeah. Okay. You too. 00:15:01.199 --> 00:15:06.800 Oh, are you good? Good for you. You 00:15:04.320 --> 00:15:11.760 rich. I wasn't born into money, you know. 00:15:09.805 --> 00:15:16.000 [laughter] I actually still work a 9 to5, you know. 00:15:14.079 --> 00:15:19.279 Sorry. What is it? What is even the context here? Oh, is it I'm keeping the 00:15:18.160 --> 00:15:27.680 world's biggest TV. Yes, probably it was on that. Look, did you click the title? 00:15:24.560 --> 00:15:30.160 Wow. New low for LMG. No helmet for 00:15:27.680 --> 00:15:33.120 James. Unbelievable. You're right. I should have worn a 00:15:31.839 --> 00:15:38.959 helmet. There's no excuse to not wear a helmet. I've been in a biking accident 00:15:35.760 --> 00:15:40.560 and hit a car like a freaking dart and I 00:15:38.959 --> 00:15:46.079 was very happy to have a helmet on. I believe in helmets. Everyone should wear a helmet. 00:15:44.000 --> 00:15:49.360 That's Yeah, look. See, the bell paid off right there. 00:15:47.360 --> 00:15:54.399 No need to yell at me, Riley. There is actually. You know what you did. Why was 00:15:51.759 --> 00:15:57.920 Riley's end segue so loud? Because I need to get your attention. You know 00:15:55.759 --> 00:16:03.120 what you did, too. All of you. I like Red Shirt Guy. He 00:16:01.040 --> 00:16:06.160 isn't an awkward idiot like Alex. Now, at first, I thought this was referring 00:16:04.320 --> 00:16:10.399 to Jake and I took a bit of offense, but then I saw that the red shirt guy is 00:16:08.079 --> 00:16:14.880 Dan, and we all like Dan. Fair enough, dude. 00:16:11.680 --> 00:16:16.880 Unusually wide hips as a man. No wonder 00:16:14.880 --> 00:16:22.480 people thought you were a lesbian. That is my physiology, sir. 00:16:19.600 --> 00:16:27.120 I will not apologize for my body. I show my wife the tech makeover with Dennis's 00:16:24.560 --> 00:16:33.440 neon sign. And now she only refers to him as, "Oh my god, it's live laugh. 00:16:29.600 --> 00:16:36.399 Thank you for grapefruit's zulu wife. I 00:16:33.440 --> 00:16:41.160 love you too." I am surprised blue hasn't [laughter] sticker popped his 00:16:38.160 --> 00:16:41.160 car. 00:16:41.360 --> 00:16:49.199 Okay, the funny thing is I actually I love sticker bombing stuff. I hate 00:16:46.560 --> 00:16:52.560 bumper stickers. I can't stand it. Cars, I like them clean. I don't know. It's 00:16:50.560 --> 00:16:57.120 weird. Alex is too awkward to be in front of camera. I've told you before, 00:16:54.560 --> 00:17:01.040 listen up, idiots. This is from the ASML tour, which I frankly think is a 00:16:59.040 --> 00:17:04.799 fantastic video. And if you think that it is not a good video, you are an idiot 00:17:03.120 --> 00:17:10.160 cuz you did not understand what I was talking about. You shouldn't call your 00:17:06.480 --> 00:17:11.839 mom a idiot, even if she is. 00:17:10.160 --> 00:17:17.760 Okay. What she did was idiotic. She's 00:17:15.120 --> 00:17:22.640 not an idiot. If anything, I get any intelligence that I got from her. Why 00:17:19.760 --> 00:17:27.199 does Tanner look like he's held hostage? Because I am in a constant state of 00:17:24.720 --> 00:17:31.840 discomfort. I'm uncomfortable right now. Denny's going to have a blast once he 00:17:28.880 --> 00:17:34.080 gets to take this home. Actually, I don't have the space for this massage 00:17:33.360 --> 00:17:40.480 chair. I have it. And Andy got it from a 00:17:36.960 --> 00:17:43.440 Christmas um pri from Christmas price. I 00:17:40.480 --> 00:17:46.320 live in a small apartment, so I'm okay. Andy can enjoy it. 00:17:44.720 --> 00:17:49.280 It's pretty comfy. Lionus, your daughter seems a lot more 00:17:48.080 --> 00:17:54.080 sensible than you. Well, she's half Ivonne, so that explains a lot. 00:17:52.160 --> 00:17:58.799 Tanner looks so scared when you asked him to celebrate better. Lol. I'm really 00:17:56.880 --> 00:18:03.360 not good at faking emotion. I'm barely good at showing genuine emotion. 00:18:00.880 --> 00:18:08.640 My god, that cat is an absolute unit. Arlo is the most amazing, magnificent 00:18:05.840 --> 00:18:13.039 creature in this entire world. And uh I'm glad he gets the appreciation that 00:18:11.440 --> 00:18:16.240 he deserves. You're becoming a spoiled little brat. 00:18:14.720 --> 00:18:20.080 It says 2 days ago, so this must have been a recent video. Like we're 00:18:18.320 --> 00:18:24.640 definitely spoiled. That's just kind of the nature of working for a tech media 00:18:22.799 --> 00:18:30.480 company. But at the same time, it's it's it's not so much spoiled. It's like you 00:18:26.799 --> 00:18:32.880 just get desensitized to how insane some 00:18:30.480 --> 00:18:36.880 of the technology we're using really is. Especially to people that haven't played 00:18:34.720 --> 00:18:41.120 with some of this stuff. So, I mean, fair. I don't think I'm a brat, though. 00:18:38.880 --> 00:18:47.120 I bet Plof's keyboard is worth more than his car. They're actually not too far 00:18:43.679 --> 00:18:48.960 off. Imagine having Lionus as your boss. 00:18:47.120 --> 00:18:53.440 Unsufferable. The word you're looking for is 00:18:50.480 --> 00:18:57.919 insufferable. I would rather go without $5,000 rather than have Lionus in my 00:18:56.000 --> 00:19:03.520 house all day. Well, that's good cuz I don't want to give you $5,000. 00:19:00.160 --> 00:19:06.799 Sarah was brought in to ensure that 00:19:03.520 --> 00:19:08.640 Dennis could complete the video. Um, I 00:19:06.799 --> 00:19:12.880 kind of don't remember what exactly going on with this desk. I remember it 00:19:10.400 --> 00:19:15.919 was lots of work, but Sarah did help a lot, like 20%. 00:19:15.200 --> 00:19:22.640 Thanks, Dennis. Oh my gosh, she's here. [laughter] Oh no. At least Lionus hires mentally 00:19:20.720 --> 00:19:25.200 handicapped people. Very progressive of Lionus. [laughter] 00:19:23.840 --> 00:19:29.760 I don't think I could take much more than 20 minutes of this guy. If you 00:19:27.280 --> 00:19:33.840 think that, you're probably right. Any tanner on camera is too much tanner on 00:19:32.240 --> 00:19:38.080 camera. You know what? I completely agree with you. And that's why I am very 00:19:35.760 --> 00:19:41.919 glad that Full House and ALF are both off the air. Too many tanners on screen. 00:19:40.320 --> 00:19:47.600 It's way too many. He was talking about me, wasn't he? I mean, obviously it's 00:19:45.120 --> 00:19:51.679 going to fall short of the 5,500 lb of German engineering I drive today. For 00:19:50.000 --> 00:19:57.200 the last remaining three people that didn't think Lionus was a douche, 00:19:54.880 --> 00:20:00.000 Elijah, can you come here for a second? I'm detecting some confirmation bias 00:19:59.200 --> 00:20:04.880 here. [laughter] Did you just search for the word douche? I searched keywords and then looked for 00:20:04.400 --> 00:20:09.280 comments. That was douche one of douche may have [laughter] been one of the key words. 00:20:07.760 --> 00:20:15.760 All right. Thanks. That's Thanks. You're welcome. Talk to you later. Oh, this one's just 00:20:12.160 --> 00:20:18.720 straight up. Riley is a bad host. Okay, 00:20:15.760 --> 00:20:21.919 you try. [laughter] Plof's monitors are worth more than his car. This is 100% 00:20:21.120 --> 00:20:28.640 true. [laughter] Alien. I have the AW3423DW. 00:20:25.520 --> 00:20:31.600 My name is Plof and I have an AW3423DW 00:20:28.640 --> 00:20:36.880 at home. Dumb YouTuber, stop spreading false lies. Wait, what are you talking 00:20:34.240 --> 00:20:41.200 about? This was about the potential malware in those cheap Android. That's 00:20:39.679 --> 00:20:44.320 not a lie. I'm damned if I do. I'm damned if I 00:20:42.960 --> 00:20:48.799 don't. Okay, you know what? Fine. Here's a new version of that video. Go buy 00:20:46.320 --> 00:20:52.720 whatever cheap pirate software Android box you want. There's no way that it'll 00:20:50.720 --> 00:20:58.799 be full of any spyware or malware. Enjoy. Every time I hear Riley, my 00:20:55.600 --> 00:21:00.720 cringo meter blows up. Do you need a 00:20:58.799 --> 00:21:04.880 cringo meter? Like, you don't you can't tell if something's cringe just on your 00:21:02.799 --> 00:21:10.480 own. Still not convinced after all this time that Tanner isn't Mike Meyers 00:21:06.640 --> 00:21:12.320 undercover or a pentaate agent? When I 00:21:10.480 --> 00:21:16.000 was a teenager, I used to get the comment that I look like Mike Myers very 00:21:14.640 --> 00:21:21.360 frequently. So, I thought, you know what? I'm going to grow my hair out. People won't say I look like Mike Myers. 00:21:19.600 --> 00:21:26.080 And then they continued to do so. So, I grew out a grotesque beard. Maybe this 00:21:24.080 --> 00:21:30.159 will make me not look like Mike Myers. And there is nothing I can do to make 00:21:28.000 --> 00:21:36.159 myself not look like Mike Myers. Hate Lionus's bad boss attitude. We were 00:21:33.360 --> 00:21:42.320 unboxing a CPU. Is this just cuz I wouldn't buy two of them for Jake? 00:21:39.120 --> 00:21:45.440 Sorry. This video inspired me to shout 00:21:42.320 --> 00:21:48.640 penis at Dennis Ax. He got his 00:21:45.440 --> 00:21:51.039 attention. What did you do that? I mean, 00:21:48.640 --> 00:21:54.240 if someone shout penis in public, you probably will look back. 00:21:52.240 --> 00:21:58.559 Tiny is the epitome of smart enough to know better. Stupid enough to do it 00:21:56.159 --> 00:22:03.120 anyway. Yeah, I think I might need to make that my tagline. 00:22:00.400 --> 00:22:07.700 Why hasn't James being fired yet? Because I can write. Is Elijah single? 00:22:05.919 --> 00:22:12.799 Cuz I'd like him as my upgrade. [laughter] What the does that even mean? 00:22:11.120 --> 00:22:17.440 Uh, I promise you, you don't have to pay me $5,000. I'd do it for a lot cheaper. 00:22:15.360 --> 00:22:21.840 Lionus, I got to tell you, what are you doing employing that idiot Alex man? He 00:22:19.440 --> 00:22:25.760 brings you a down. Whenever like Lionus or anyone that is hosting a video says 00:22:23.760 --> 00:22:30.400 things that are smart, it's not just because they are smart, even though 00:22:26.960 --> 00:22:32.960 Lionus is a smart dude, but also because 00:22:30.400 --> 00:22:38.159 someone has spent weeks preparing the things that he is saying. Holy sh Wow, 00:22:35.679 --> 00:22:42.880 this is a long one. LTT, please read. I would fire Jake. Jake is a useless tool. 00:22:41.200 --> 00:22:46.559 He takes advantage of Lionus's good nature. I don't know if it is scripted 00:22:44.720 --> 00:22:50.720 like he's supposed to be the village idiot and he's just hired to piss off 00:22:48.640 --> 00:22:54.480 Lionus in each take. Either way, it's annoying, frustrating, and I've worked 00:22:52.640 --> 00:22:59.039 with people exactly like Jake. They typically accomplish about 25% of what 00:22:56.320 --> 00:23:04.159 you ask them. Sorry, Jake. I I don't do anything at all during the day. I mostly 00:23:01.360 --> 00:23:08.400 just watch memes on my computer. Lionus isn't watching this, right? I think 00:23:05.919 --> 00:23:12.880 Dennis should do keyboard reviews. Plof is too much of a keyboard snob. That's 00:23:11.120 --> 00:23:17.520 not fair. You know, you can like something that's really good. Like, I 00:23:15.360 --> 00:23:20.799 can like fine dining. My dad's a chef. I love to eat nice, but I also go to 00:23:19.520 --> 00:23:26.159 McDonald's sometimes. There's nothing wrong with that. Lol. $100 for a 00:23:23.440 --> 00:23:32.320 screwdriver is worth it. In whose world cost you $5 to $10 to make, and your 00:23:28.880 --> 00:23:34.880 markup is ridiculous? Okay, first things 00:23:32.320 --> 00:23:42.520 first. The screwdriver costs way more than $5 to $10. You know how I know? Go 00:23:37.440 --> 00:23:42.520 buy one for $5 to $10. I'll wait. 00:23:42.799 --> 00:23:51.520 Find one. Does it have a ratchet? Does it have high quality bits? Was it tested 00:23:48.400 --> 00:23:52.559 by Project Farm and found to be freaking 00:23:51.520 --> 00:23:58.960 awesome? Yeah, I didn't think so. The Are you Lionus and James' son? I 00:23:56.960 --> 00:24:03.120 kind of see it, but generic white guy with a beardism much. It's good to see 00:24:01.679 --> 00:24:08.159 that nowadays it seems that so many writers are actually prepared and seem to have all the stuff together before 00:24:06.080 --> 00:24:11.840 shooting a video. But sometimes I do wish Riley would make another PC 00:24:10.000 --> 00:24:16.159 building vid with everything going wrong. You know, great fun to dot dot 00:24:13.760 --> 00:24:20.480 dot read more. The first comment is Riley is literally their worst host. 00:24:18.080 --> 00:24:24.640 Lol. [laughter] This is just this is just low effort. 00:24:22.559 --> 00:24:29.120 Like get creative. You know, if any employees steals, you need to fire them. 00:24:27.679 --> 00:24:33.679 Why should we support a business who lets employees steal? Why support 00:24:31.440 --> 00:24:38.559 thieves? I agree. This is a totally reasonable 00:24:36.159 --> 00:24:42.720 sentiment. You shouldn't steal. I just do it anyways. Shame video preview 00:24:40.799 --> 00:24:46.799 wasn't just picking a lot of Alex. The video was full of that annoying unfunny 00:24:44.720 --> 00:24:50.320 tool. Space full stop. Such a shame. Space full stop. Riley with his worst 00:24:48.640 --> 00:24:54.720 jokes is more entertaining. Space full stop. My opinion. Don't like I don't 00:24:52.720 --> 00:24:58.880 care. Not everyone can be pleased with everyone. Space full stop. Dude, it's a 00:24:56.960 --> 00:25:03.279 video about a fan that can actually chop your hand off. I greatly enjoyed watching Lionus 00:25:01.200 --> 00:25:07.279 torture SPF's little brother throughout this episode. This is from that one 00:25:05.679 --> 00:25:11.760 Reddit post where someone said, "Oh my gosh, Sam Bankman Freed works at LT 00:25:09.840 --> 00:25:18.240 because I had my afro." I'm not Sam Bankman. Okay, he went to jail. I got 00:25:14.080 --> 00:25:20.000 out. Oh, this this is the best way to 00:25:18.240 --> 00:25:26.159 get a tax write off. Could turn anything into a tax write off. Does Labs exist 00:25:22.159 --> 00:25:29.360 solely as a tax? That is not how that 00:25:26.159 --> 00:25:32.559 works. A tax write off doesn't mean you 00:25:29.360 --> 00:25:34.960 didn't spend the money. IF I GET SOMEONE 00:25:32.559 --> 00:25:40.320 GIVE ME MONEY. I give me a money. I'm going to give you guys a little lesson. 00:25:36.799 --> 00:25:42.720 This is a crisp fake Benjamin. If I have 00:25:40.320 --> 00:25:48.320 paid all my other business expenses and I make this money, I take it home. Or 00:25:45.440 --> 00:25:56.400 well, at least after the uh tax man takes his pretty close to 50% cut. Okay. 00:25:53.360 --> 00:26:00.480 I made 50 bucks. That's great. Hold on a 00:25:56.400 --> 00:26:03.279 second. I have a business expense. 00:26:00.480 --> 00:26:09.919 This time I need to buy a filming slate. I'm going to spend that money. That $50 00:26:06.720 --> 00:26:11.760 is gone, but I've got this slate. And 00:26:09.919 --> 00:26:17.760 I've still got 50 bucks. That's my profit. Oh, wait. I still pay taxes on 00:26:15.600 --> 00:26:22.799 the part that was profit. The only money that didn't get taxed was the money that 00:26:19.919 --> 00:26:30.799 I spent on an asset that the business, a separate legal entity, now owns. It's 00:26:26.080 --> 00:26:33.200 not a way of making moreing money. 00:26:30.799 --> 00:26:38.159 AND NOW I NEED ANOTHER SLATE. DANG IT. THAT'S OKAY. I'll just visualize a new 00:26:35.279 --> 00:26:41.200 one. Virtual slate. Ah, much better. Well, the ones for me were brutal, but 00:26:39.679 --> 00:26:44.320 it was nice to see some positive comments about the rest of the team. 00:26:42.799 --> 00:26:47.919 Thanks again, everyone who enjoyed the video. Uh, like, leave a comment. I 00:26:46.400 --> 00:26:52.799 really do read them. They can be very helpful and inspirational. Uh just like 00:26:50.320 --> 00:26:57.600 this inspirational video that you guys can go check out the last time we did 00:26:54.559 --> 00:27:01.720 this four years ago. Man, really? Time 00:26:57.600 --> 00:27:01.720 goes by way too fast.