Have you ever gone down to make a comment on a video and thought, "Oh my
god, there's already so many. Who is ever going to read this?" The answer is
me. Believe it or not, I spend hours every week reading your comments.
Everything from constructive feedback to positive vibes about your new favorite
LT member to, yes, even really mean
personal attacks. Some of which have gotten pretty creative, by the way.
Which is why it's time for another round of Lionus reads mean comments. But it's
not all me this year. You name a host, we found a roast. And we'll be getting
reactions from the others as well. So, buckle up and put on your protective
eyewear because this is going to hurt a
little a lot. All you got to do is read those. You make it sound so easy. [laughter]
Delusional Lionus thinks killing babies should be a constitutional right. What a
father. The earrings and socks with sandals is mixed.
Wow, you really aren't pulling any punches, hey?
Not this time. Swipe for more. Damn. Looking back, Jake has really let
himself go. [laughter]
Jesus, I actually lost weight. I've lost 70 lbs in a year. Damn. You Gio, that's
wrong. Damn, Dennis's Canadian accent is
actually getting really good. Really? What's the Canadian accent? I don't
think people will agree with you. Oh yeah, but just give her. Can I get my
double double? I don't know why, but I just can't believe anything Plof tells
me. I think he's testing me, wanting to
see if he can make me buy things I regret.
I'm not testing you. I just [laughter] I don't know. That's That's a weird one. I
don't even know how to respond to that. Thought these were going to be mean. Who decided to name their girl child
Butt? It's my last name. I didn't have a
choice. My parents didn't have a choice. And also, I kind of like my last name.
So, you [laughter] a blonde guy with a ginger beard. That's
a bold choice. It's a bolder choice to assume I'm blonde. I've never been
blonde. My hair not blonde. My hair's not even red. It's It's like decidedly
brown most of the time. James and Riley,
it's not how you spell it. Talking about each other looks is ironic since they
are perfect examples of how the genetic pool in Canada seems more like a genetic
puddle. What does that mean? I mean, Riley and I look very different from
each other. So, I don't know what to say. I think that
means there's a lot of genetic diversity here. It's not like it's Iceland where
we need an app to know who's related or not. I feel like if you're writing a
comment to criticize James and I commenting on each other's looks, uh,
you know, that's fair enough. That's not something you should do. And even less
so, should you comment on the genetic puddle of Canada, which is objectively
not shallow. Okay. All right. Moving on. [laughter]
This comment just says Dennis. Does he think I am Dennis? Is this cuz we're
both uh minorities here at LMG? He's like, "Oh, well, that must be Dennis."
Uh cuz we don't look alike at all. He's not even in that video.
He is not in that video. It's me unboxing a phone and talking about a
Xiai phone. Who would say something mean about Dennis? Exactly. But I can also
understand people who don't know me and
can maybe can find me a little bit different.
Absolutely. So this kid was like a Makea-Wish hireer, right? [laughter]
Yeah. I can't even argue with that one.
It's fine, Colin. I'll read them for you. Says [snorts]
Lionus is Skipper. Jake is Kowalsski. Elijah is private. and call in as Rico.
The the the Penguins of Madagascar.
It's It's a It's a movie. Okay. What a
menace. Is James capable of reading instructions at all. Hey, I
remember this one. That was not my fault. Yes, I actually usually on any
kind of build project, I'm the person who wants to read the instructions. But
for you people at home, sometimes more fun if we don't.
Plof man, I'm sorry. I just can't stand this guy.
That's okay. I'm like a combination of Alex, Riley,
and James. Yes, that is a compliment
with a E and not I. What does that mean? You're just a white dude. Like,
[laughter] I'm also just confused about why you're volunteering this information.
Hey everybody, I'm like a combination of Alex Riley and James. What does that
mean? He's like a like a tall engineering funny good-looking guy.
Describing Tynan. Damn, Lionus got hot. I love Lionus'
final form. More Tinen, please. The amount of thirst in some of the comments
boggles my mind sometimes. Maybe it's just me. I don't know. Thank you.
Wow. Okay, this just says car guy, but
car is in quotations. What the Angel? Who hurt you? What
are you, a Honda guy? Jesus. Hey, hey, hey, shut your mouth.
[laughter] Lionus hired Badger from Breaking Bad.
I've never seen Breaking Bad. Who's Badger? [laughter] It told me I look
like this guy. Who is this?
The only clear thing is Alex, it's not the most skilled guy. If you're going to
try and roast me like that, at least get your grammar correct.
Jake and Riley, team awkward. That I agree with. Actually, this video, the
eBay refurbished one, that is every day with Riley and I just out trying to out
awkward each other. You You betcha. Let's go. See, I just
did it. [laughter] I'm glad our awkwardness was able to shine through whatever sponsor talking
points that video had was your opinions on the buying games in
part as a whole were total dog.
You're cracked out of your gourd on meth.
[snorts] You should not be that out of touch with the value of $80. Okay, one moment for a
second here. We'll slow down, Linka.
[laughter] I'm talking about a thing that is already happening. Look at Final Fantasy
7 remaster. This ain't hypothetical. Jeez, I didn't buy it. I waited. I'm not
out of touch with the value. It's a lot of money. Plof just loves anything that
is a pointless gimmick, doesn't he? I kind of do. That's like 100% true. If
it's a weird gimmick and makes something unique, I'm all for it.
Real fans remember the LTT 8K fireplace video where James panics halfway through
because a burning log fell on the rug that they borrowed and no one noticed
for like 20 minutes. And that wasn't just a rug, that was a beaver pelt that
was very nice and luxurious that my father-in-law lent me for the shoot. And
I was pretty horrified when I took that log off. There's just like a perfect
charred rectangle in it. Like basically ruined it. It combed out a bit, but
honestly, what a bless him. He either wasn't that mad or really contained it
because I I panicked a little more than seemed necessary in the end. Oh, wow.
All caps. Would you I think I have to yell it. Would you please stop putting
Riley in every sponsor read? You know he's on the list, right? Can't say which
one or I'll get my comment removed.
by he who shall not be named.
Santa. He's He's making a list. Imagine
being a ginger and thinking I want more of this just to be extra virgin.
You know, people pay more for the extra virgin olive oil, right? You didn't get
state for hiring mental handicapped.
Are you talking about Linus or me?
[laughter] Colin must be either Dutch or Belgian. And if his English isn't as good, he's
probably Belgian.
hell. Two times ads. Get real,
you greedy potato.
Okay, for one thing, we've done two sponsor reads in our videos for 9 years.
If you are just noticing now, you might be the kind of person who comments
before finishing the video. She laughs a
lot, but I get the impression she is an absolutely formidable human. Is this a
compliment? Um, thank you. [laughter]
I've heard laughing makes you a happier person and makes you live longer, so
I'll probably live longer than you. Average Discord mod. I don't Can I know
what video this is from? No. I I did like I was the admin of our
Discord for a very long time. So, I guess I feel like Tinyan had an interesting
and unique childhood compared to the rest of us. You're probably not that
wrong, but also a little bit wrong. Very disappointed. PLO should not be
reviewing keyboards. Wow, that's actually okay. That's that one's kind of
rough. You know, I own a lot of keyboards. I've built a lot of keyboards. There's not a lot of things
that I'm like, "Yeah, I know what I'm talking about." Keyboards are kind of one of them. So,
I thought Elijah was some annoying autistic or ADD kid in the last tech
upgrade video. I had no idea he worked for LTD. [laughter]
Yeah, I was just Alex's little buddy or whatever. I don't know if I can watch
Alex destroy perfectly fine hardware anymore. And uh that one really hurt me,
too. That was a difficult video. For the most part, I really like making things
that are like they split janky and it's
kind of a good idea. And that one after Lionus separated the heat pipes by doing
what me and Nate said he shouldn't was just so bad. Oh my god, it was awful. I
can't believe it worked at all. Sarah has done hot knives before. You
can just tell. Um, no comment.
Disliking every video you have. Riley in. We all know why. Mr. 500 ft. You're
a liar. I We don't all know why. I wish I did. Okay, this person is definitely
uh I feel like heing hates Tanner. Looo.
I feel like that a little bit sometimes, too. I'm just [music] testing him.
Colin is the single person on this channel who has had more character
development with each video, all without even saying a word.
I feel like James and Tinan either really get along or really don't.
We hate each other. We, for the most part, get along pretty
well. cringe henti lovers creating the titles these days, huh?
Yeah, that's a nice one. Nobody more
deserving. Electroboom has done so much thanks LTT.
Not true. I'm just pointing out how out of touch LTT are by giving upgrades to
rich people or staff or the host's wife
instead of regular poor people.
ROG rig reboot. Anyone? Jeez.
I love you guys. Except Dennis. He's a
Why? What did I do to you? Why are you
so angry? Seriously, the only person on
this channel who deserves any hate, any at all, is Jake. He can be pretty
annoying, but at least he tries. [laughter] This is so mean. Like, what did I do to
hurt you? [laughter] There's definitely reasons you could
hate me, but I feel like some of those reasons probably apply to other people,
right? Please, for the love of God, get that bomb CX500 out of that induction
forge. You picked the one PSU that is known to literally explode. On the
bright side, if that power supply explodes, that's the least damaging
thing in the induction heater to actually blow up. Oh my god, Jake is
like Nolan from Donut Media dipped in a vat of bleach.
mentally abusive to is what what video
is this on? We can make jokes.
If this was not presented by the unlikable douche, I really could have
enjoyed this. Well, I'm just very complimented that you didn't say an
unlikable douche. I am the unlikable douche and I really want that on a shirt
now. Nick, please. See, now this this comment threw me for
a loop because the first part says, "Who likes Riley?" And then the second part
says, "What a dork." So, I didn't like how much of a ride that comment was.
Putting helmets on people who are not truly handicapped is not funny. That
wasn't the point. We weren't making a handicap joke. It was just I hit my
head. They were protecting me. Did you
line? [laughter]
What is that from? You're not going to give me any context?
I mean, Shizzy Wizzy didn't bother to leave a time stamp.
She's fun. I like her. I hope she goes far in life. Are these supposed to be
mean comments? I'm confused. This is so sweet. Thank you. Plof is like sliced
bread gets boring and stale, man. And this is where I'm wearing my nice shirt,
too, with the pink hat and everything. I'm I'm not boring, Andy. Am I boring?
Added flavor. Added [laughter] flavor.
Sarah is such a fun host. Dennis, in
contrast, is really cringe most of the time and always looks like he's trying
to appear dumb. Dennis is an amazing human being and
this person is just wrong. I'm pretty sure in this video I was
pretty useful. I was building the desk. Everything I wasn't trying to be
anything. I'm just doing my job trying
to build a desk. Tanner, if you're reading this, I am. You got to lose that
homeless leprechaun beard.
Look, I work at a place where 90% of the
people here look so much like me that we
could all be mistaken for one another in a police lineup. How old is she? 10. Most brainless
review ever. Giggling, nonsensical, and
and then that's where the comment is cut off. Yeah, this was my first short
circuit ever. I was really nervous. I agree. Not a great review, but uh I
think I've improved quite a bit. So, how much do you receive from the
government to keep Elijah hired? Is Lionus getting payments from the
government for me? Lots.
I can't trust PL on anything purely based on how he pronounces GIF. Yeah.
You know what? I don't care. I don't care if it's GIF. I know it's graphical.
You know what? The guy who invented it says it's pronounced GIF. So, suck on
that. Jake's mouth has eyebrows.
My mouth has Oh, the mustache.
Oh, it's because I It's a little bit not filled out here. Yeah. Okay. You too.
Oh, are you good? Good for you. You
rich. I wasn't born into money, you know.
[laughter] I actually still work a 9 to5, you know.
Sorry. What is it? What is even the context here? Oh, is it I'm keeping the
world's biggest TV. Yes, probably it was on that. Look, did you click the title?
Wow. New low for LMG. No helmet for
James. Unbelievable. You're right. I should have worn a
helmet. There's no excuse to not wear a helmet. I've been in a biking accident
and hit a car like a freaking dart and I
was very happy to have a helmet on. I believe in helmets. Everyone should wear a helmet.
That's Yeah, look. See, the bell paid off right there.
No need to yell at me, Riley. There is actually. You know what you did. Why was
Riley's end segue so loud? Because I need to get your attention. You know
what you did, too. All of you. I like Red Shirt Guy. He
isn't an awkward idiot like Alex. Now, at first, I thought this was referring
to Jake and I took a bit of offense, but then I saw that the red shirt guy is
Dan, and we all like Dan. Fair enough, dude.
Unusually wide hips as a man. No wonder
people thought you were a lesbian. That is my physiology, sir.
I will not apologize for my body. I show my wife the tech makeover with Dennis's
neon sign. And now she only refers to him as, "Oh my god, it's live laugh.
Thank you for grapefruit's zulu wife. I
love you too." I am surprised blue hasn't [laughter] sticker popped his
car.
Okay, the funny thing is I actually I love sticker bombing stuff. I hate
bumper stickers. I can't stand it. Cars, I like them clean. I don't know. It's
weird. Alex is too awkward to be in front of camera. I've told you before,
listen up, idiots. This is from the ASML tour, which I frankly think is a
fantastic video. And if you think that it is not a good video, you are an idiot
cuz you did not understand what I was talking about. You shouldn't call your
mom a idiot, even if she is.
Okay. What she did was idiotic. She's
not an idiot. If anything, I get any intelligence that I got from her. Why
does Tanner look like he's held hostage? Because I am in a constant state of
discomfort. I'm uncomfortable right now. Denny's going to have a blast once he
gets to take this home. Actually, I don't have the space for this massage
chair. I have it. And Andy got it from a
Christmas um pri from Christmas price. I
live in a small apartment, so I'm okay. Andy can enjoy it.
It's pretty comfy. Lionus, your daughter seems a lot more
sensible than you. Well, she's half Ivonne, so that explains a lot.
Tanner looks so scared when you asked him to celebrate better. Lol. I'm really
not good at faking emotion. I'm barely good at showing genuine emotion.
My god, that cat is an absolute unit. Arlo is the most amazing, magnificent
creature in this entire world. And uh I'm glad he gets the appreciation that
he deserves. You're becoming a spoiled little brat.
It says 2 days ago, so this must have been a recent video. Like we're
definitely spoiled. That's just kind of the nature of working for a tech media
company. But at the same time, it's it's it's not so much spoiled. It's like you
just get desensitized to how insane some
of the technology we're using really is. Especially to people that haven't played
with some of this stuff. So, I mean, fair. I don't think I'm a brat, though.
I bet Plof's keyboard is worth more than his car. They're actually not too far
off. Imagine having Lionus as your boss.
Unsufferable. The word you're looking for is
insufferable. I would rather go without $5,000 rather than have Lionus in my
house all day. Well, that's good cuz I don't want to give you $5,000.
Sarah was brought in to ensure that
Dennis could complete the video. Um, I
kind of don't remember what exactly going on with this desk. I remember it
was lots of work, but Sarah did help a lot, like 20%.
Thanks, Dennis. Oh my gosh, she's here. [laughter] Oh no. At least Lionus hires mentally
handicapped people. Very progressive of Lionus. [laughter]
I don't think I could take much more than 20 minutes of this guy. If you
think that, you're probably right. Any tanner on camera is too much tanner on
camera. You know what? I completely agree with you. And that's why I am very
glad that Full House and ALF are both off the air. Too many tanners on screen.
It's way too many. He was talking about me, wasn't he? I mean, obviously it's
going to fall short of the 5,500 lb of German engineering I drive today. For
the last remaining three people that didn't think Lionus was a douche,
Elijah, can you come here for a second? I'm detecting some confirmation bias
here. [laughter] Did you just search for the word douche? I searched keywords and then looked for
comments. That was douche one of douche may have [laughter] been one of the key words.
All right. Thanks. That's Thanks. You're welcome. Talk to you later. Oh, this one's just
straight up. Riley is a bad host. Okay,
you try. [laughter] Plof's monitors are worth more than his car. This is 100%
true. [laughter] Alien. I have the AW3423DW.
My name is Plof and I have an AW3423DW
at home. Dumb YouTuber, stop spreading false lies. Wait, what are you talking
about? This was about the potential malware in those cheap Android. That's
not a lie. I'm damned if I do. I'm damned if I
don't. Okay, you know what? Fine. Here's a new version of that video. Go buy
whatever cheap pirate software Android box you want. There's no way that it'll
be full of any spyware or malware. Enjoy. Every time I hear Riley, my
cringo meter blows up. Do you need a
cringo meter? Like, you don't you can't tell if something's cringe just on your
own. Still not convinced after all this time that Tanner isn't Mike Meyers
undercover or a pentaate agent? When I
was a teenager, I used to get the comment that I look like Mike Myers very
frequently. So, I thought, you know what? I'm going to grow my hair out. People won't say I look like Mike Myers.
And then they continued to do so. So, I grew out a grotesque beard. Maybe this
will make me not look like Mike Myers. And there is nothing I can do to make
myself not look like Mike Myers. Hate Lionus's bad boss attitude. We were
unboxing a CPU. Is this just cuz I wouldn't buy two of them for Jake?
Sorry. This video inspired me to shout
penis at Dennis Ax. He got his
attention. What did you do that? I mean,
if someone shout penis in public, you probably will look back.
Tiny is the epitome of smart enough to know better. Stupid enough to do it
anyway. Yeah, I think I might need to make that my tagline.
Why hasn't James being fired yet? Because I can write. Is Elijah single?
Cuz I'd like him as my upgrade. [laughter] What the does that even mean?
Uh, I promise you, you don't have to pay me $5,000. I'd do it for a lot cheaper.
Lionus, I got to tell you, what are you doing employing that idiot Alex man? He
brings you a down. Whenever like Lionus or anyone that is hosting a video says
things that are smart, it's not just because they are smart, even though
Lionus is a smart dude, but also because
someone has spent weeks preparing the things that he is saying. Holy sh Wow,
this is a long one. LTT, please read. I would fire Jake. Jake is a useless tool.
He takes advantage of Lionus's good nature. I don't know if it is scripted
like he's supposed to be the village idiot and he's just hired to piss off
Lionus in each take. Either way, it's annoying, frustrating, and I've worked
with people exactly like Jake. They typically accomplish about 25% of what
you ask them. Sorry, Jake. I I don't do anything at all during the day. I mostly
just watch memes on my computer. Lionus isn't watching this, right? I think
Dennis should do keyboard reviews. Plof is too much of a keyboard snob. That's
not fair. You know, you can like something that's really good. Like, I
can like fine dining. My dad's a chef. I love to eat nice, but I also go to
McDonald's sometimes. There's nothing wrong with that. Lol. $100 for a
screwdriver is worth it. In whose world cost you $5 to $10 to make, and your
markup is ridiculous? Okay, first things
first. The screwdriver costs way more than $5 to $10. You know how I know? Go
buy one for $5 to $10. I'll wait.
Find one. Does it have a ratchet? Does it have high quality bits? Was it tested
by Project Farm and found to be freaking
awesome? Yeah, I didn't think so. The Are you Lionus and James' son? I
kind of see it, but generic white guy with a beardism much. It's good to see
that nowadays it seems that so many writers are actually prepared and seem to have all the stuff together before
shooting a video. But sometimes I do wish Riley would make another PC
building vid with everything going wrong. You know, great fun to dot dot
dot read more. The first comment is Riley is literally their worst host.
Lol. [laughter] This is just this is just low effort.
Like get creative. You know, if any employees steals, you need to fire them.
Why should we support a business who lets employees steal? Why support
thieves? I agree. This is a totally reasonable
sentiment. You shouldn't steal. I just do it anyways. Shame video preview
wasn't just picking a lot of Alex. The video was full of that annoying unfunny
tool. Space full stop. Such a shame. Space full stop. Riley with his worst
jokes is more entertaining. Space full stop. My opinion. Don't like I don't
care. Not everyone can be pleased with everyone. Space full stop. Dude, it's a
video about a fan that can actually chop your hand off. I greatly enjoyed watching Lionus
torture SPF's little brother throughout this episode. This is from that one
Reddit post where someone said, "Oh my gosh, Sam Bankman Freed works at LT
because I had my afro." I'm not Sam Bankman. Okay, he went to jail. I got
out. Oh, this this is the best way to
get a tax write off. Could turn anything into a tax write off. Does Labs exist
solely as a tax? That is not how that
works. A tax write off doesn't mean you
didn't spend the money. IF I GET SOMEONE
GIVE ME MONEY. I give me a money. I'm going to give you guys a little lesson.
This is a crisp fake Benjamin. If I have
paid all my other business expenses and I make this money, I take it home. Or
well, at least after the uh tax man takes his pretty close to 50% cut. Okay.
I made 50 bucks. That's great. Hold on a
second. I have a business expense.
This time I need to buy a filming slate. I'm going to spend that money. That $50
is gone, but I've got this slate. And
I've still got 50 bucks. That's my profit. Oh, wait. I still pay taxes on
the part that was profit. The only money that didn't get taxed was the money that
I spent on an asset that the business, a separate legal entity, now owns. It's
not a way of making moreing money.
AND NOW I NEED ANOTHER SLATE. DANG IT. THAT'S OKAY. I'll just visualize a new
one. Virtual slate. Ah, much better. Well, the ones for me were brutal, but
it was nice to see some positive comments about the rest of the team.
Thanks again, everyone who enjoyed the video. Uh, like, leave a comment. I
really do read them. They can be very helpful and inspirational. Uh just like
this inspirational video that you guys can go check out the last time we did
this four years ago. Man, really? Time
goes by way too fast.