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Have you ever gone down to make a comment on a video and thought, "Oh my

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god, there's already so many. Who is ever going to read this?" The answer is

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me. Believe it or not, I spend hours every week reading your comments.

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Everything from constructive feedback to positive vibes about your new favorite

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LT member to, yes, even really mean

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personal attacks. Some of which have gotten pretty creative, by the way.

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Which is why it's time for another round of Lionus reads mean comments. But it's

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not all me this year. You name a host, we found a roast. And we'll be getting

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reactions from the others as well. So, buckle up and put on your protective

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eyewear because this is going to hurt a

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little a lot. All you got to do is read those. You make it sound so easy. [laughter]

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Delusional Lionus thinks killing babies should be a constitutional right. What a

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father. The earrings and socks with sandals is mixed.

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Wow, you really aren't pulling any punches, hey?

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Not this time. Swipe for more. Damn. Looking back, Jake has really let

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himself go. [laughter]

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Jesus, I actually lost weight. I've lost 70 lbs in a year. Damn. You Gio, that's

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wrong. Damn, Dennis's Canadian accent is

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actually getting really good. Really? What's the Canadian accent? I don't

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think people will agree with you. Oh yeah, but just give her. Can I get my

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double double? I don't know why, but I just can't believe anything Plof tells

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me. I think he's testing me, wanting to

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see if he can make me buy things I regret.

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I'm not testing you. I just [laughter] I don't know. That's That's a weird one. I

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don't even know how to respond to that. Thought these were going to be mean. Who decided to name their girl child

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Butt? It's my last name. I didn't have a

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choice. My parents didn't have a choice. And also, I kind of like my last name.

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So, you [laughter] a blonde guy with a ginger beard. That's

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a bold choice. It's a bolder choice to assume I'm blonde. I've never been

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blonde. My hair not blonde. My hair's not even red. It's It's like decidedly

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brown most of the time. James and Riley,

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it's not how you spell it. Talking about each other looks is ironic since they

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are perfect examples of how the genetic pool in Canada seems more like a genetic

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puddle. What does that mean? I mean, Riley and I look very different from

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each other. So, I don't know what to say. I think that

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means there's a lot of genetic diversity here. It's not like it's Iceland where

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we need an app to know who's related or not. I feel like if you're writing a

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comment to criticize James and I commenting on each other's looks, uh,

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you know, that's fair enough. That's not something you should do. And even less

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so, should you comment on the genetic puddle of Canada, which is objectively

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not shallow. Okay. All right. Moving on. [laughter]

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This comment just says Dennis. Does he think I am Dennis? Is this cuz we're

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both uh minorities here at LMG? He's like, "Oh, well, that must be Dennis."

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Uh cuz we don't look alike at all. He's not even in that video.

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He is not in that video. It's me unboxing a phone and talking about a

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Xiai phone. Who would say something mean about Dennis? Exactly. But I can also

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understand people who don't know me and

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can maybe can find me a little bit different.

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Absolutely. So this kid was like a Makea-Wish hireer, right? [laughter]

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Yeah. I can't even argue with that one.

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It's fine, Colin. I'll read them for you. Says [snorts]

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Lionus is Skipper. Jake is Kowalsski. Elijah is private. and call in as Rico.

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The the the Penguins of Madagascar.

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It's It's a It's a movie. Okay. What a

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menace. Is James capable of reading instructions at all. Hey, I

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remember this one. That was not my fault. Yes, I actually usually on any

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kind of build project, I'm the person who wants to read the instructions. But

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for you people at home, sometimes more fun if we don't.

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Plof man, I'm sorry. I just can't stand this guy.

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That's okay. I'm like a combination of Alex, Riley,

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and James. Yes, that is a compliment

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with a E and not I. What does that mean? You're just a white dude. Like,

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[laughter] I'm also just confused about why you're volunteering this information.

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Hey everybody, I'm like a combination of Alex Riley and James. What does that

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mean? He's like a like a tall engineering funny good-looking guy.

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Describing Tynan. Damn, Lionus got hot. I love Lionus'

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final form. More Tinen, please. The amount of thirst in some of the comments

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boggles my mind sometimes. Maybe it's just me. I don't know. Thank you.

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Wow. Okay, this just says car guy, but

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car is in quotations. What the Angel? Who hurt you? What

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are you, a Honda guy? Jesus. Hey, hey, hey, shut your mouth.

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[laughter] Lionus hired Badger from Breaking Bad.

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I've never seen Breaking Bad. Who's Badger? [laughter] It told me I look

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like this guy. Who is this?

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The only clear thing is Alex, it's not the most skilled guy. If you're going to

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try and roast me like that, at least get your grammar correct.

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Jake and Riley, team awkward. That I agree with. Actually, this video, the

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eBay refurbished one, that is every day with Riley and I just out trying to out

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awkward each other. You You betcha. Let's go. See, I just

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did it. [laughter] I'm glad our awkwardness was able to shine through whatever sponsor talking

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points that video had was your opinions on the buying games in

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part as a whole were total dog.

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You're cracked out of your gourd on meth.

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[snorts] You should not be that out of touch with the value of $80. Okay, one moment for a

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second here. We'll slow down, Linka.

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[laughter] I'm talking about a thing that is already happening. Look at Final Fantasy

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7 remaster. This ain't hypothetical. Jeez, I didn't buy it. I waited. I'm not

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out of touch with the value. It's a lot of money. Plof just loves anything that

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is a pointless gimmick, doesn't he? I kind of do. That's like 100% true. If

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it's a weird gimmick and makes something unique, I'm all for it.

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Real fans remember the LTT 8K fireplace video where James panics halfway through

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because a burning log fell on the rug that they borrowed and no one noticed

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for like 20 minutes. And that wasn't just a rug, that was a beaver pelt that

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was very nice and luxurious that my father-in-law lent me for the shoot. And

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I was pretty horrified when I took that log off. There's just like a perfect

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charred rectangle in it. Like basically ruined it. It combed out a bit, but

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honestly, what a bless him. He either wasn't that mad or really contained it

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because I I panicked a little more than seemed necessary in the end. Oh, wow.

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All caps. Would you I think I have to yell it. Would you please stop putting

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Riley in every sponsor read? You know he's on the list, right? Can't say which

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one or I'll get my comment removed.

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by he who shall not be named.

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Santa. He's He's making a list. Imagine

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being a ginger and thinking I want more of this just to be extra virgin.

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You know, people pay more for the extra virgin olive oil, right? You didn't get

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state for hiring mental handicapped.

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Are you talking about Linus or me?

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[laughter] Colin must be either Dutch or Belgian. And if his English isn't as good, he's

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probably Belgian.

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hell. Two times ads. Get real,

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you greedy potato.

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Okay, for one thing, we've done two sponsor reads in our videos for 9 years.

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If you are just noticing now, you might be the kind of person who comments

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before finishing the video. She laughs a

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lot, but I get the impression she is an absolutely formidable human. Is this a

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compliment? Um, thank you. [laughter]

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I've heard laughing makes you a happier person and makes you live longer, so

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I'll probably live longer than you. Average Discord mod. I don't Can I know

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what video this is from? No. I I did like I was the admin of our

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Discord for a very long time. So, I guess I feel like Tinyan had an interesting

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and unique childhood compared to the rest of us. You're probably not that

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wrong, but also a little bit wrong. Very disappointed. PLO should not be

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reviewing keyboards. Wow, that's actually okay. That's that one's kind of

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rough. You know, I own a lot of keyboards. I've built a lot of keyboards. There's not a lot of things

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that I'm like, "Yeah, I know what I'm talking about." Keyboards are kind of one of them. So,

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I thought Elijah was some annoying autistic or ADD kid in the last tech

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upgrade video. I had no idea he worked for LTD. [laughter]

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Yeah, I was just Alex's little buddy or whatever. I don't know if I can watch

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Alex destroy perfectly fine hardware anymore. And uh that one really hurt me,

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too. That was a difficult video. For the most part, I really like making things

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that are like they split janky and it's

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kind of a good idea. And that one after Lionus separated the heat pipes by doing

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what me and Nate said he shouldn't was just so bad. Oh my god, it was awful. I

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can't believe it worked at all. Sarah has done hot knives before. You

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can just tell. Um, no comment.

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Disliking every video you have. Riley in. We all know why. Mr. 500 ft. You're

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a liar. I We don't all know why. I wish I did. Okay, this person is definitely

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uh I feel like heing hates Tanner. Looo.

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I feel like that a little bit sometimes, too. I'm just [music] testing him.

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Colin is the single person on this channel who has had more character

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development with each video, all without even saying a word.

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I feel like James and Tinan either really get along or really don't.

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We hate each other. We, for the most part, get along pretty

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well. cringe henti lovers creating the titles these days, huh?

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Yeah, that's a nice one. Nobody more

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deserving. Electroboom has done so much thanks LTT.

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Not true. I'm just pointing out how out of touch LTT are by giving upgrades to

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rich people or staff or the host's wife

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instead of regular poor people.

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ROG rig reboot. Anyone? Jeez.

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I love you guys. Except Dennis. He's a

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Why? What did I do to you? Why are you

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so angry? Seriously, the only person on

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this channel who deserves any hate, any at all, is Jake. He can be pretty

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annoying, but at least he tries. [laughter] This is so mean. Like, what did I do to

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hurt you? [laughter] There's definitely reasons you could

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hate me, but I feel like some of those reasons probably apply to other people,

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right? Please, for the love of God, get that bomb CX500 out of that induction

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forge. You picked the one PSU that is known to literally explode. On the

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bright side, if that power supply explodes, that's the least damaging

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thing in the induction heater to actually blow up. Oh my god, Jake is

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like Nolan from Donut Media dipped in a vat of bleach.

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mentally abusive to is what what video

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is this on? We can make jokes.

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If this was not presented by the unlikable douche, I really could have

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enjoyed this. Well, I'm just very complimented that you didn't say an

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unlikable douche. I am the unlikable douche and I really want that on a shirt

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now. Nick, please. See, now this this comment threw me for

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a loop because the first part says, "Who likes Riley?" And then the second part

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says, "What a dork." So, I didn't like how much of a ride that comment was.

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Putting helmets on people who are not truly handicapped is not funny. That

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wasn't the point. We weren't making a handicap joke. It was just I hit my

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head. They were protecting me. Did you

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line? [laughter]

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What is that from? You're not going to give me any context?

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I mean, Shizzy Wizzy didn't bother to leave a time stamp.

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She's fun. I like her. I hope she goes far in life. Are these supposed to be

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mean comments? I'm confused. This is so sweet. Thank you. Plof is like sliced

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bread gets boring and stale, man. And this is where I'm wearing my nice shirt,

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too, with the pink hat and everything. I'm I'm not boring, Andy. Am I boring?

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Added flavor. Added [laughter] flavor.

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Sarah is such a fun host. Dennis, in

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contrast, is really cringe most of the time and always looks like he's trying

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to appear dumb. Dennis is an amazing human being and

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this person is just wrong. I'm pretty sure in this video I was

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pretty useful. I was building the desk. Everything I wasn't trying to be

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anything. I'm just doing my job trying

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to build a desk. Tanner, if you're reading this, I am. You got to lose that

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homeless leprechaun beard.

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Look, I work at a place where 90% of the

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people here look so much like me that we

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could all be mistaken for one another in a police lineup. How old is she? 10. Most brainless

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review ever. Giggling, nonsensical, and

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and then that's where the comment is cut off. Yeah, this was my first short

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circuit ever. I was really nervous. I agree. Not a great review, but uh I

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think I've improved quite a bit. So, how much do you receive from the

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government to keep Elijah hired? Is Lionus getting payments from the

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government for me? Lots.

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I can't trust PL on anything purely based on how he pronounces GIF. Yeah.

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You know what? I don't care. I don't care if it's GIF. I know it's graphical.

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You know what? The guy who invented it says it's pronounced GIF. So, suck on

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that. Jake's mouth has eyebrows.

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My mouth has Oh, the mustache.

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Oh, it's because I It's a little bit not filled out here. Yeah. Okay. You too.

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Oh, are you good? Good for you. You

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rich. I wasn't born into money, you know.

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[laughter] I actually still work a 9 to5, you know.

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Sorry. What is it? What is even the context here? Oh, is it I'm keeping the

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world's biggest TV. Yes, probably it was on that. Look, did you click the title?

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Wow. New low for LMG. No helmet for

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James. Unbelievable. You're right. I should have worn a

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helmet. There's no excuse to not wear a helmet. I've been in a biking accident

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and hit a car like a freaking dart and I

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was very happy to have a helmet on. I believe in helmets. Everyone should wear a helmet.

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That's Yeah, look. See, the bell paid off right there.

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No need to yell at me, Riley. There is actually. You know what you did. Why was

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Riley's end segue so loud? Because I need to get your attention. You know

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what you did, too. All of you. I like Red Shirt Guy. He

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isn't an awkward idiot like Alex. Now, at first, I thought this was referring

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to Jake and I took a bit of offense, but then I saw that the red shirt guy is

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Dan, and we all like Dan. Fair enough, dude.

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Unusually wide hips as a man. No wonder

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people thought you were a lesbian. That is my physiology, sir.

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I will not apologize for my body. I show my wife the tech makeover with Dennis's

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neon sign. And now she only refers to him as, "Oh my god, it's live laugh.

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Thank you for grapefruit's zulu wife. I

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love you too." I am surprised blue hasn't [laughter] sticker popped his

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car.

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Okay, the funny thing is I actually I love sticker bombing stuff. I hate

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bumper stickers. I can't stand it. Cars, I like them clean. I don't know. It's

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weird. Alex is too awkward to be in front of camera. I've told you before,

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listen up, idiots. This is from the ASML tour, which I frankly think is a

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fantastic video. And if you think that it is not a good video, you are an idiot

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cuz you did not understand what I was talking about. You shouldn't call your

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mom a idiot, even if she is.

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Okay. What she did was idiotic. She's

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not an idiot. If anything, I get any intelligence that I got from her. Why

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does Tanner look like he's held hostage? Because I am in a constant state of

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discomfort. I'm uncomfortable right now. Denny's going to have a blast once he

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gets to take this home. Actually, I don't have the space for this massage

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chair. I have it. And Andy got it from a

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Christmas um pri from Christmas price. I

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live in a small apartment, so I'm okay. Andy can enjoy it.

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It's pretty comfy. Lionus, your daughter seems a lot more

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sensible than you. Well, she's half Ivonne, so that explains a lot.

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Tanner looks so scared when you asked him to celebrate better. Lol. I'm really

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not good at faking emotion. I'm barely good at showing genuine emotion.

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My god, that cat is an absolute unit. Arlo is the most amazing, magnificent

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creature in this entire world. And uh I'm glad he gets the appreciation that

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he deserves. You're becoming a spoiled little brat.

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It says 2 days ago, so this must have been a recent video. Like we're

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definitely spoiled. That's just kind of the nature of working for a tech media

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company. But at the same time, it's it's it's not so much spoiled. It's like you

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just get desensitized to how insane some

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of the technology we're using really is. Especially to people that haven't played

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with some of this stuff. So, I mean, fair. I don't think I'm a brat, though.

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I bet Plof's keyboard is worth more than his car. They're actually not too far

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off. Imagine having Lionus as your boss.

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Unsufferable. The word you're looking for is

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insufferable. I would rather go without $5,000 rather than have Lionus in my

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house all day. Well, that's good cuz I don't want to give you $5,000.

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Sarah was brought in to ensure that

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Dennis could complete the video. Um, I

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kind of don't remember what exactly going on with this desk. I remember it

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was lots of work, but Sarah did help a lot, like 20%.

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Thanks, Dennis. Oh my gosh, she's here. [laughter] Oh no. At least Lionus hires mentally

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handicapped people. Very progressive of Lionus. [laughter]

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I don't think I could take much more than 20 minutes of this guy. If you

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think that, you're probably right. Any tanner on camera is too much tanner on

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camera. You know what? I completely agree with you. And that's why I am very

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glad that Full House and ALF are both off the air. Too many tanners on screen.

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It's way too many. He was talking about me, wasn't he? I mean, obviously it's

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going to fall short of the 5,500 lb of German engineering I drive today. For

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the last remaining three people that didn't think Lionus was a douche,

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Elijah, can you come here for a second? I'm detecting some confirmation bias

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here. [laughter] Did you just search for the word douche? I searched keywords and then looked for

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comments. That was douche one of douche may have [laughter] been one of the key words.

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All right. Thanks. That's Thanks. You're welcome. Talk to you later. Oh, this one's just

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straight up. Riley is a bad host. Okay,

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you try. [laughter] Plof's monitors are worth more than his car. This is 100%

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true. [laughter] Alien. I have the AW3423DW.

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My name is Plof and I have an AW3423DW

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at home. Dumb YouTuber, stop spreading false lies. Wait, what are you talking

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about? This was about the potential malware in those cheap Android. That's

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not a lie. I'm damned if I do. I'm damned if I

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don't. Okay, you know what? Fine. Here's a new version of that video. Go buy

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whatever cheap pirate software Android box you want. There's no way that it'll

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be full of any spyware or malware. Enjoy. Every time I hear Riley, my

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cringo meter blows up. Do you need a

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cringo meter? Like, you don't you can't tell if something's cringe just on your

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own. Still not convinced after all this time that Tanner isn't Mike Meyers

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undercover or a pentaate agent? When I

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was a teenager, I used to get the comment that I look like Mike Myers very

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frequently. So, I thought, you know what? I'm going to grow my hair out. People won't say I look like Mike Myers.

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And then they continued to do so. So, I grew out a grotesque beard. Maybe this

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will make me not look like Mike Myers. And there is nothing I can do to make

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myself not look like Mike Myers. Hate Lionus's bad boss attitude. We were

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unboxing a CPU. Is this just cuz I wouldn't buy two of them for Jake?

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Sorry. This video inspired me to shout

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penis at Dennis Ax. He got his

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attention. What did you do that? I mean,

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if someone shout penis in public, you probably will look back.

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Tiny is the epitome of smart enough to know better. Stupid enough to do it

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anyway. Yeah, I think I might need to make that my tagline.

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Why hasn't James being fired yet? Because I can write. Is Elijah single?

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Cuz I'd like him as my upgrade. [laughter] What the does that even mean?

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Uh, I promise you, you don't have to pay me $5,000. I'd do it for a lot cheaper.

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Lionus, I got to tell you, what are you doing employing that idiot Alex man? He

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brings you a down. Whenever like Lionus or anyone that is hosting a video says

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things that are smart, it's not just because they are smart, even though

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Lionus is a smart dude, but also because

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someone has spent weeks preparing the things that he is saying. Holy sh Wow,

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this is a long one. LTT, please read. I would fire Jake. Jake is a useless tool.

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He takes advantage of Lionus's good nature. I don't know if it is scripted

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like he's supposed to be the village idiot and he's just hired to piss off

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Lionus in each take. Either way, it's annoying, frustrating, and I've worked

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with people exactly like Jake. They typically accomplish about 25% of what

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you ask them. Sorry, Jake. I I don't do anything at all during the day. I mostly

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just watch memes on my computer. Lionus isn't watching this, right? I think

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Dennis should do keyboard reviews. Plof is too much of a keyboard snob. That's

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not fair. You know, you can like something that's really good. Like, I

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can like fine dining. My dad's a chef. I love to eat nice, but I also go to

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McDonald's sometimes. There's nothing wrong with that. Lol. $100 for a

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screwdriver is worth it. In whose world cost you $5 to $10 to make, and your

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markup is ridiculous? Okay, first things

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first. The screwdriver costs way more than $5 to $10. You know how I know? Go

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buy one for $5 to $10. I'll wait.

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Find one. Does it have a ratchet? Does it have high quality bits? Was it tested

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by Project Farm and found to be freaking

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awesome? Yeah, I didn't think so. The Are you Lionus and James' son? I

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kind of see it, but generic white guy with a beardism much. It's good to see

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that nowadays it seems that so many writers are actually prepared and seem to have all the stuff together before

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shooting a video. But sometimes I do wish Riley would make another PC

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building vid with everything going wrong. You know, great fun to dot dot

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dot read more. The first comment is Riley is literally their worst host.

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Lol. [laughter] This is just this is just low effort.

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Like get creative. You know, if any employees steals, you need to fire them.

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Why should we support a business who lets employees steal? Why support

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thieves? I agree. This is a totally reasonable

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sentiment. You shouldn't steal. I just do it anyways. Shame video preview

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wasn't just picking a lot of Alex. The video was full of that annoying unfunny

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tool. Space full stop. Such a shame. Space full stop. Riley with his worst

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jokes is more entertaining. Space full stop. My opinion. Don't like I don't

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care. Not everyone can be pleased with everyone. Space full stop. Dude, it's a

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video about a fan that can actually chop your hand off. I greatly enjoyed watching Lionus

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torture SPF's little brother throughout this episode. This is from that one

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Reddit post where someone said, "Oh my gosh, Sam Bankman Freed works at LT

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because I had my afro." I'm not Sam Bankman. Okay, he went to jail. I got

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out. Oh, this this is the best way to

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get a tax write off. Could turn anything into a tax write off. Does Labs exist

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solely as a tax? That is not how that

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works. A tax write off doesn't mean you

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didn't spend the money. IF I GET SOMEONE

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GIVE ME MONEY. I give me a money. I'm going to give you guys a little lesson.

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This is a crisp fake Benjamin. If I have

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paid all my other business expenses and I make this money, I take it home. Or

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well, at least after the uh tax man takes his pretty close to 50% cut. Okay.

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I made 50 bucks. That's great. Hold on a

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second. I have a business expense.

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This time I need to buy a filming slate. I'm going to spend that money. That $50

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is gone, but I've got this slate. And

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I've still got 50 bucks. That's my profit. Oh, wait. I still pay taxes on

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the part that was profit. The only money that didn't get taxed was the money that

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I spent on an asset that the business, a separate legal entity, now owns. It's

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not a way of making moreing money.

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AND NOW I NEED ANOTHER SLATE. DANG IT. THAT'S OKAY. I'll just visualize a new

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one. Virtual slate. Ah, much better. Well, the ones for me were brutal, but

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it was nice to see some positive comments about the rest of the team.

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Thanks again, everyone who enjoyed the video. Uh, like, leave a comment. I

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really do read them. They can be very helpful and inspirational. Uh just like

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this inspirational video that you guys can go check out the last time we did

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this four years ago. Man, really? Time

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goes by way too fast.