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know like it's it's just it's just weird it's like they were like oh we need to add something to the Olympics let's just throw rocks on the ice and see how far they go sorry curling people in of the world I figure it's just kind of shuffle board or botch ball or lawn darts or any kind of game you know you throw it you try and throw it the right amount and don't throw it too far uh my name is Jordan tardy and I've been curling for around 5 years uh my name is Nick I play lead Daniel I'm the third for this team I have a bronze and silver medal from Junior Nationals I'm Tyler I play Skip and uh sometimes I call a pretty good game I have seen cling copts on TV and I don't know why people are yelling I don't get it Kling is a sport all about finesse and getting your rock to the spot I believe it is the sport that's playing behind me with the sweeping and I think I'm probably going to be the sweeping dude perfect we're super screwed this is my broom get your own broom okay oh I get it now maybe okay okay I guess I just go just go go for it man go for this is a more natural turn to start anyways there you go that was you know the right idea maybe can I just can you settle an argument for us really quick absolutely Bank shots permitted or no no sorry I figured that out when I saw that the other lanes don't even have the banks on you should have figured it out immediately no you should not have need that's a viable strategy in pool yeah see the big line here the big blue one I see that this is the call the hog line you have to let go yeah you have to let go by this okay so not a problem for you guys watching you do that on the ice you warm up that Pebble a little bit and that helps keep the friction down and you you may not you may not touch the thing right just I'm verif I'm making sure maybe there's some why don't you ask if we can Ste the other ties well maybe we can I don't know do that in Lacross I'm sweeping I'm sweeping it I'm sweeping I don't know what I'm doing here but I'm doing it Dennis you doing it or what Dennis you're go over there Dennis Dennis over here come on Dennis there we go there we go look at how easy this is Taran you got to sweep you don't just drag the gosh no I know but this is doing something no it's not doing anything you're supposed to it's friction you're supposed to heat the ice that's what I'm doing L it's heating the icea slightly sweep I'm just asking if that'll work no it's not going to work if it was going to work don't you think Dave would do it maybe they're not as advanced as us I maybe I'm changing up the sport a little bit you know 4 minutes to learn how to curl call it hello curling fans and welcome inside George in Recreation Center in Langley BC as a keyboard Warriors continue their nerd Sports tour and try their hand at curling today as they take on the 2016 Canadian Junior men's curling bronze medalists in team tardy I am Brandon Asel alongside Tyler dinwoody and Tyler after doing so well in volleyball lacrosse dodgeball and hockey I guess the Nerds figure hey let's stay on the ice and try some curling well Brandon the key difference I see tonight between this and the other sports is this one is is going to require a lot more touch and finesse as opposed to Pure athleticism is which they've needed on their previous four Endeavors a game like curling you need touch slight of hand you got to communicate and they have none of that so this should be an interesting match up yeah they've really proven to have none of that that's true we are underway we got team tardy in their black uniforms looking sharp they are the guys that look like they know what they're doing and we have the keyboard Warriors and their familiar what do you want to call it fluorescent orange red red with yellow numbers they kind of resemble maybe McDonald's volunteers at some sort of kid's birthday party always easy to spot Taran he's worn helmets in almost everything he must fancy himself a real smart guy if he wants to protect his head that badly but anyway we'll see if he needs it or not is Dennis going now old one we don't know what's happening and we got Dennis is hung leading things off here with the rock this should be an interesting technique and form um try try and put he looks like he's taking it really seriously we'll see how he takes off in this he's not using the uh the uh the that a lot of people choose to use he's just bouncing on his broom which is an impressive start we'll see if he can stay on his feet and let's listen in as Dennis lets his first one fly let go of it on by this oh that was too fast don't sweep it don't sweep it I can do that yeah let fly was probably a very correct term for it's going hard right they're not even sweeping Teran just going to let this one go and yep hits the bumper on the other court and what a shot if he's playing on the other side that would be a decent guard Stone all right Dennis try not to suck next time get off the field get back back out of the way lane two and here's team tardy and look at that technique the form and he's just going to lay this one open see the spin beautifully done Tyler tardy the skip he's been curling since 2008 and they put a nice one in there early go denn you need to curve it do the curvy curb but go like yeah okay Colton get up here Colton denn that was too fast you're good you're good that's why I didn't even get up there what do we do going do techn we're not allowed to hit their rocks for the first four what do you mean we're not allowed to hit the Rocks the first four yeah I didn't know that what happens if we do wow they're good that's a that's look at that go all right all right all right oh that was I think that no Dennis don't don't that's too fast okay sweep it sweep it come on sweep it sweep it Dennis you got to sweep come on now look at he's really giving Dennis's H the business I'm trying to figure out what's going through his head that he thinks he's one of the foremost authorities within their group because he's terrible you want me to do okay don't do anym get that what are you doing oh that's good is I of you go you're just upset you don't mean that went past the motion it really is there not much friction on here I mean no loss is a relative term person standing here calls the shots on sweeping right yes okay well next time hopefully that'll work well you need to be louder I was really loud many so how many points you guys get do you have a GoPro on your helmet no oh what's on your helmet it's a light oh a light right right so it only goes to 12 and you guys got six points in one end what if you get more than 12 okay that's it handicap time what if they bring it on you're going to put weights on your sticks it's going to be an advantage to pour weight in the broom why do we keep giving them handicaps that are a secret Advantage I don't know horse head masks as Horses let's do this is this a sumo suit throw the Rock at shower you can't even see it but wait there's more you're also going to be wearing this fantastic bathroom which I actually kind of wish I got to wear cuz I'm pretty cold uh I can barely see no question about it their vision is a lot more obstructed that's right yeah now we T yeah now now you know what it feels like to suck it curling first throw ends up here for team tardy and the first stone looks a little soft and is that going to make it to the line I don't think so in they know it the one shot that we try to do every time all right that was a bit fast Denis that was pretty fast sweep don't sweep and let's just hope it doesn't hit the Dennis come on Den good head on you the block it up there any better no way pressure's on line is here Dennis is the most uncoordinated and they're all 156 lb wow if he could have snuck by that one it have been a shot it's not awful it's actually their best shot of the game but he uh but Colton gets in and sweeps it out further okay so was I pretty close on both of those shots you super close only that much off both of them okay so you're saying if I like what I I was telling you I was telling you to go here to hit it that's not what you're supposed to do well of course you're suppos to hit no you don't you don't hold the thing here and then say to curl cuz it's going to end up over there no because you suck it doing it and I knew it would curl around into it it's not going to curl around into it if you point right out okay well you suck C okay okay so I should have done I thought you had to curl was that even my fault like was I on his line I didn't see that's a really good poker face right there there what was I on the line was it his fault or mine it was close 50 wow you guys are totally unhelpful all right all right let's go again you guys are getting another handicap for that attitude I'm calling it now next end wins and you guys are going to be playing with these H good luck with that really crazy right now everything was pretty manageable until we got the horse heads now with these gloves it's you can almost not even hold the handle right so yeah it's just going to be pretty difficult all around now they're at the point now where they should barely be able to move let alone play we got to get our teamwork together we're not playing as a very good team honestly I'm just mad at you I'm mad in general why are you fixating on the that's all that there is to do you sweep when I say to sweep we focus on the game don't sweep when I say to stop sweeping whatever man and don't hit each others otherwise The Sweep not yes you were so many times I hear the crank was hitting each other okay everyone just shut up so be a good team go if what you've been trying isn't working try the opposite right it's not Dennis puts down the pipe almost look very graceful and obviously through the house play Nice Shot One deep breath and stay on your feet Dennis come on you can do it oh Dennis is going to let his his team's going to let him have it the same dire as last time so I went 9 ft good jnis just no follow through whatsoever just pushes it I think I can't hear you he's saying I just don't get it right there okay I would say that was a step in the right direction you know two-handed effort here it looks like it's going to be okay though it's going to get there might be a little weak sweepers it's on you guys this is it lus if you make this we win it all be awesome I'm going to nail it h um uh sweep a bit sweep a bit we have a straight shot we're going to do it ah you could have gotten it in this is why I fixate on the sweeping you let me down you let me down and you didn't help at all you suck at aiming I suck at aiming that was going dead center too much and you can't now you're saying I was yelling too much when you say you can't hear no down there you're like oh don't sweep yeah that's right cuz I'm cuz I realized we could have won we could have won if these guys knew how to sweep a room you look at the slowmo replay and col's going like this oh we don't care if it goes in whatever that's what you guys are like either exagger you guys doesn't matter now okay I'm just glad we can all communicate open uh-huh right like this is the my least favorite sport you just guess you don't know you never know until you throw to someone and yell at you I'm not joking I really hate this sport I want to go home I'm really disappointed at the loss today I threw a perfect shot we had every opportunity to win today and I got let down and you know what I actually felt kind of bad in the first couple of ends when I had opportunities to to pull through and and I didn't make it but this was it this was crunch time this was the one moment and we let it slip we could have captured it nerd sports taught me that I should stay the away from any sort of physical activity be it on the ice in a gym wherever I just need to sit behind a desk and do business all right I'm a lot more useful as a video editor than as a curling champion this is no surprise I'm not built for this world I'm my feet are cold my my toes are freezing off I didn't fall on the ice at least I didn't fall uh some of them struggled a little bit but uh after a couple ends they caught onto it I I think they could have done a bit better on communication and not just scream at each other every two seconds I can kind of really see the appeal of doing sports in general like this was a lot of fun all of these all the games that we've played have been really fun and like I kind of want to go out there and like play some more uh so yeah Sports in spite of the momentum we carried into this match we still ended up with a defeat for the keyboard Warriors so all that's left at this point is to thank the tardies for being such wonderful Sports thank the langly curling Center and thank you the viewer for watching nerd Sports we've laughed we've cried and in the case of Dennis and Colton we've had some really confusing emotions that I don't quite understand see you guys 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