WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.520 What's up Floatgoats? We're just gonna walk the show floor a little bit, see what we see. Hey look, Napster's still a thing. 00:00:04.520 --> 00:00:08.320 They have robot trains cabs. Look at those things. Bros got logs. 00:00:08.320 --> 00:00:12.240 Holy. Buzzword, bingo, would go so hard in this place. 00:00:12.240 --> 00:00:16.160 Check this out. High ROI, diversified solutions. 00:00:16.160 --> 00:00:20.120 Two years ago where I did a pushup every time I saw the word AI. Wow, okay, that... 00:00:20.120 --> 00:00:24.720 No, no, no, that was like two years ago. It started slow so I said, actually, every single time I see it, I'm gonna add, 00:00:24.720 --> 00:00:28.000 it's gonna be N plus one pushups. Oh god. 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:31.280 And then I walked into the Samsung booth and there was like 40 in a row and I was like, 00:00:31.280 --> 00:00:35.800 me, no. What the heck, do you want, have you seen the four-year GR3? 00:00:35.800 --> 00:00:38.880 What is that guy? Looks kind of cute. It's less cute in person. 00:00:38.880 --> 00:00:44.960 Look at the cheeks on that thing. Oh my god, it's heavy. It's impressive that it's a hand that's actually Marionette-ing them. 00:00:44.960 --> 00:00:48.880 It looks so... I thought the robots were the skeletons and that got me way more excited than the robotic hand. 00:00:48.880 --> 00:00:53.040 It says, control the Marionette with your fingers. It's not listening to me. 00:00:53.040 --> 00:00:56.920 Spread your fingers, raise your hand from below. Somebody do an index finger. 00:00:56.920 --> 00:01:01.080 So which one are his legs? That's a fist. 00:01:01.080 --> 00:01:04.360 That's a leg. Timba. Nice. 00:01:04.360 --> 00:01:09.040 The 21st of September. Are you gonna be here for a while? 00:01:09.040 --> 00:01:14.000 Yeah, see you later. The Clankers are officially raising an army. 00:01:14.000 --> 00:01:17.640 Raise the look at what? I thought they were little... 00:01:17.640 --> 00:01:20.640 I thought they were little monkeys before. Look at the guy with the hat. 00:01:20.640 --> 00:01:23.880 I know, right? I found the most dystopian thing ever. 00:01:23.880 --> 00:01:27.840 What? And then this comes from someone standing next to that. 00:01:27.840 --> 00:01:31.280 Our daughter sewed into books. 00:01:31.280 --> 00:01:35.720 So we put a screen in front of her to read the books to her. 00:01:35.720 --> 00:01:41.400 Does it at least have like a leapfrog function? You remember those where like you could press the word and it would like say the word slowly 00:01:41.400 --> 00:01:51.200 so you could learn what it means or spell it out for you? Looks like there are at least some like interactive elements. 00:01:51.200 --> 00:02:00.640 Whoa. It's getting weirder. So we're past the f**k out and our AI voices can read to our daughter off of this screen. 00:02:00.640 --> 00:02:04.760 I'm sure there's cool things about it. I'm more interested in this though. 00:02:04.760 --> 00:02:09.640 Hi. Hi, good afternoon. So I don't need to mask it? 00:02:09.640 --> 00:02:15.600 Yeah. Yeah, so our our recordings themselves, the main purpose of our work is to replace copyright 00:02:15.600 --> 00:02:21.600 recordings of our voice. So if you might know from Pearson's experience, what happens with copyright recordings is the 00:02:21.600 --> 00:02:26.200 fact that because of how thick the proteins are, and for the most part you do have to 00:02:26.200 --> 00:02:31.400 master phonics or such phonics and all that, because of the fact that if you do apply those 00:02:31.400 --> 00:02:35.720 without mask, it's loaded to fill with the conductivity of your phonics, understand? 00:02:35.720 --> 00:02:40.600 Yeah, for our recordings themselves, because of how thin they are, we operate at a nanometer 00:02:40.600 --> 00:02:44.680 to a few micrometer scale. You don't require any masking at all. 00:02:44.680 --> 00:02:52.040 So if it turns out labor cost, time as nanodot, it isn't much. 00:02:52.040 --> 00:02:55.440 So this will never like go into the thing? No. 00:02:55.440 --> 00:02:58.560 Whoa. Board's coated as well here. 00:02:58.560 --> 00:03:04.160 Right. And then so what we'll do, yeah, just slam water on it and everything's going to beat off. 00:03:04.160 --> 00:03:08.040 But everything's still functioning. So like here's a push button. What about my power connector? 00:03:08.040 --> 00:03:11.680 Like can I really give her to that? Spray. I maybe put the pattern though. 00:03:11.680 --> 00:03:16.080 Yeah. Oh, I got a lot of, the spatter turns off. 00:03:16.080 --> 00:03:20.320 Yeah, we coat the connectors, everything. You're on Earth? Yeah. What are you looking for? 00:03:20.320 --> 00:03:30.480 I'm trying to figure out what this thing is. So it's what it's, they put a 1590 mobile in there for AI. 00:03:30.480 --> 00:03:34.560 OK, cool. You know what photo we need actually? 00:03:34.560 --> 00:03:40.680 It's you behind all those robots. Um, yeah, we can. 00:03:40.720 --> 00:03:44.200 Sammy, I'm trying to actually cover some ground here. Free. 00:03:44.200 --> 00:03:48.720 Shout out Luke. What's your criteria when you're looking for the thing? 00:03:48.720 --> 00:03:59.880 I'm looking for stuff I've never seen before. I'm looking for stuff that's, you know, exciting to people, but it didn't used to be very good 00:03:59.880 --> 00:04:04.880 and now it's a lot better. What's up? Sorry, I saw it too. 00:04:04.880 --> 00:04:09.320 Do you think? Actually, you know what? That might be good for the tech house. 00:04:09.320 --> 00:04:12.920 What was that called? Simple switch. I don't want to walk back over there because then they might start talking to me. 00:04:12.920 --> 00:04:17.400 I guess that's another thing I'm looking for is what's going to work for like a potential 00:04:17.400 --> 00:04:23.320 content series that we have coming up. One, an opportunity for one good sponsored robot video. 00:04:23.320 --> 00:04:30.080 Yeah. Oh, probably more than one. I think we could have like a little dog sentry or we could have like a, I don't know, we 00:04:30.080 --> 00:04:34.840 could get that bartender robot embedded into the kitchen. 00:04:34.840 --> 00:04:38.000 Have them like just like the torso, just like coming out of the wall. 00:04:38.000 --> 00:04:41.200 Let me mix your drinks. It is crazy. 00:04:41.200 --> 00:04:46.960 Like just one after the other, after the other humanoid robots. 00:04:46.960 --> 00:04:52.360 Yeah. I wish them all luck, but like a dozen will survive. 00:04:59.040 --> 00:05:02.440 Oh, mama must stay. I need an AI room in the tech house. 00:05:04.600 --> 00:05:08.880 The artificially intelligent room. Yeah. That would be that it just scans everything. 00:05:08.880 --> 00:05:12.160 You can have like a little health and data scans of your body. 00:05:12.160 --> 00:05:15.400 You could do like, you could like use every AI tool. 00:05:15.400 --> 00:05:19.280 Like what's that like a billionaire guy who like is trying to be young forever. 00:05:19.280 --> 00:05:26.920 Oh, yeah. We can use all of his tools and stuff like that. Yeah, get AI blood and infusions from my son. 00:05:26.920 --> 00:05:29.920 I have to settle a debate. Is it pronounced Procyon? 00:05:29.920 --> 00:05:33.040 Procyon. I, I knew it. 00:05:33.040 --> 00:05:36.400 I knew it. Thank you. I told you Linus. 00:05:36.400 --> 00:05:40.520 What did I say it was? You said Procyon. Procyon, that's what Nick Harris told me. 00:05:40.520 --> 00:05:44.040 I told them they're both wrong. It's Procyon. 00:05:44.040 --> 00:05:47.560 We'll get it right next time, guys. Thank you. Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven. 00:05:47.560 --> 00:05:53.680 Oh, you missed it. You missed it. It was spinning so fast. There was a robot over there that was going like crazy mode. 00:05:53.680 --> 00:05:56.880 I'm sorry you missed it, man. It was going so fast. I could not believe it. 00:05:56.880 --> 00:06:00.360 I could not believe it. 00:06:00.360 --> 00:06:03.400 I'm not showing that. I'm not showing that. What is it? What is it? 00:06:03.400 --> 00:06:06.680 I think it's about time we brought back the booth babe, but in an empowered manner, 00:06:06.680 --> 00:06:10.240 like putting them in a tub. I was excited. 00:06:10.240 --> 00:06:13.560 I thought it was wireless power. Which one? 00:06:13.560 --> 00:06:17.840 What? I thought this was wire. No, not that. No, no, no, no. 00:06:17.840 --> 00:06:20.840 Stop. Now I'm trying to figure out what the hell that company is. 00:06:20.840 --> 00:06:25.560 The idea is that it takes the latent heated water from your tub 00:06:25.560 --> 00:06:31.320 and it powers something and you get a crypto coin. Silicon Valley is desperate to monetize everything possible. 00:06:31.320 --> 00:06:34.840 We seem to be in Dregsland. Let's go. 00:06:34.840 --> 00:06:38.720 Let's go. Blackscon. What's this booth right here? 00:06:38.720 --> 00:06:43.360 X-Bot? The All the Benches. Most popular booth right here, a place to sit. 00:06:43.360 --> 00:06:46.640 I'm trying to figure out if the dog is AI or not. What do you think is the dog AI? 00:06:46.640 --> 00:06:50.280 I'm actually going to head out to the sphere now. 00:06:50.280 --> 00:06:55.280 Bye, Adam. I'm still waiting for someone to finally let me fly one of these. 00:06:55.280 --> 00:06:58.800 Did you know you don't fly one in China? I thought you were supposed to. 00:06:58.800 --> 00:07:01.760 No, I wanted to fly one in China. That was my condition. 00:07:01.800 --> 00:07:06.160 There was one of these personal copter makers 00:07:06.160 --> 00:07:12.080 that wanted us to come see them and I said, I will come if I can fly in it. 00:07:13.040 --> 00:07:17.080 And they said, no. So I said, okay, see you later. 00:07:17.080 --> 00:07:22.080 Like, I mean, part of my thing is covering stuff that's coming. 00:07:22.840 --> 00:07:26.480 But when it comes to making a dedicated LTT, 00:07:26.480 --> 00:07:30.040 I strongly prefer it to be a thing that actually exists 00:07:30.040 --> 00:07:37.360 or is at least close enough to existing that you can actually use it a little, you know? 00:07:38.480 --> 00:07:42.920 Like there's degrees of vaporware. And to me, these personal aircraft 00:07:42.920 --> 00:07:50.080 are complete and utter vaporware until someone is willing to let me sit in it. 00:07:50.080 --> 00:07:54.000 What could go wrong? Let's see. But I think it's a slow ride challenge. 00:07:54.000 --> 00:07:55.960 It's a slow ride challenge. All right, here we go. 00:07:57.920 --> 00:08:01.360 Okay. That's the second Tony was slow challenge. 00:08:01.360 --> 00:08:07.000 He missed the memo. Record is actually 38 seconds. 38 seconds, that's really good. 00:08:07.000 --> 00:08:11.080 I'd be lucky if I could do it in more than like five or six. 00:08:11.080 --> 00:08:15.520 Like, that's pretty hard. I could do it in six or seven seconds. 00:08:16.960 --> 00:08:20.960 Oh, this guy's getting good. He's getting good. If I try it, will you record me Linus? 00:08:20.960 --> 00:08:26.720 Yeah, if you want to try it, I'll record it, sure. I got signed up though. What the hell are these ergonomics of your display here? 00:08:26.720 --> 00:08:30.520 What do you mean? It's freaking terrible, dude. What do you mean? What's horrible about it? 00:08:30.520 --> 00:08:34.600 My email. Oh my God. 00:08:34.600 --> 00:08:38.880 Wait, hey, stop it. You can't sign me up. I'm looking into Sammy's future right now. 00:08:38.880 --> 00:08:42.320 Wait, what? I'm going to kill it. You're going to kill it? I'm going to kill it. 00:08:42.320 --> 00:08:45.640 Or be killed. The goal is not to kill anything. You've never ridden a scooter 00:08:45.640 --> 00:08:48.320 and you're trying to do it. Okay, sure. Do I press this? 00:08:52.680 --> 00:08:56.480 Whoa, he's ripping, boys. Wait, I was going to ring the bell, 00:08:56.480 --> 00:09:00.880 so I didn't know. You're going so fast. 00:09:00.880 --> 00:09:04.840 I'm not allowed to go fast? Trust me, Sammy is the slowest rider 00:09:04.840 --> 00:09:08.480 you guys have ever had. I am actually a slow driver. 00:09:08.480 --> 00:09:11.920 I'm actually a slow driver. Okay, I didn't know. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Okay. 00:09:11.920 --> 00:09:15.240 Oh man. Okay, as slow as possible, Sammy. Ready? 00:09:15.240 --> 00:09:18.880 Three, two, one. Curtis. 00:09:23.880 --> 00:09:29.280 Cut that, cut that, cut that, cut that, cut that. All right, all right. Now I want to try it. In more than 10 seconds, I'll be pretty happy. 00:09:29.280 --> 00:09:32.560 I'll pray for your downfall. Why would you pray for my downfall? 00:09:32.560 --> 00:09:38.000 What the heck? I'm your number one hater. Oh, you're nowhere near my number one hater. 00:09:38.000 --> 00:09:40.880 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. 00:09:43.040 --> 00:09:45.440 Okay, let's see. Ooh. 00:09:47.440 --> 00:09:51.920 Oh, you know what? Ooh, okay. Press sport mode in. 00:09:51.920 --> 00:09:55.400 Sport mode in? More acceleration, two balance. Right. 00:09:55.400 --> 00:09:58.740 Yeah, you do good. You do good. Very good. Oh, wow. 00:09:58.740 --> 00:10:02.240 Great. Okay. Wait, what the hell? Okay, I think I can do it. 00:10:02.240 --> 00:10:03.160 Okay, I'm ready. 00:10:06.960 --> 00:10:11.320 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ah, I'm out. 00:10:11.320 --> 00:10:15.160 Okay, that's fine. I can do better, I can do better. Okay. 00:10:15.160 --> 00:10:18.880 Wait, he gets two tries? Okay. 00:10:21.120 --> 00:10:24.600 Yeah. No. Come back. 00:10:24.880 --> 00:10:26.720 But it's tough. 00:10:31.520 --> 00:10:34.760 Oh, damn. Oh my God. Oh my God. 00:10:34.760 --> 00:10:36.520 No, no, no, no, no, come back. 00:10:38.160 --> 00:10:42.880 Why'd you get three tries? Oh, I did one. They were afraid you'd kill somebody. 00:10:42.880 --> 00:10:46.200 I thought you allowed to go fast. I thought that was the point of the game. I didn't have to go slow. 00:10:46.200 --> 00:10:50.240 We need this line. We need that tech RV. Just don't look away from it. 00:10:50.240 --> 00:10:53.480 Don't look away. Guys, he does not want content. This is tough. 00:10:53.480 --> 00:10:56.160 This is so cool. Tech fireplace. 00:10:57.880 --> 00:11:01.600 Tech couch. Let's take all the aspects of camping away 00:11:01.600 --> 00:11:04.720 and throw tech on it. The good old indoors. 00:11:05.720 --> 00:11:09.200 Oh, now that's pod racing. Tech jet, tech jet, tech jet. 00:11:09.200 --> 00:11:10.240 Are you gonna sign up? 00:11:12.240 --> 00:11:15.360 I wanna figure out what these guys are doing. 00:11:15.360 --> 00:11:18.640 Normally we don't really see this sort of thing at CES. 00:11:18.640 --> 00:11:25.880 Okay. What brings you guys here? Yeah, we just showcased our educational simulator. 00:11:25.880 --> 00:11:29.240 Yeah. It's mainly for the high school. 00:11:29.240 --> 00:11:33.240 It's for high school? Yeah, and also the museum. 00:11:33.240 --> 00:11:38.200 And for museums? From museums, yes. So is it like, so this wouldn't be used 00:11:38.200 --> 00:11:43.120 for actual certification then? It would only be used for educational purposes. 00:11:43.120 --> 00:11:47.880 Yes, we have made the, for the certification, 00:11:47.880 --> 00:11:51.040 for the airline. Oh, okay, so it's also for that? 00:11:51.040 --> 00:11:56.280 Yeah, but for this one, for this CES, we just showcased the educational one 00:11:56.280 --> 00:11:59.880 and also the fighter jet. Got it, okay, okay. 00:11:59.880 --> 00:12:07.520 So this is like kind of a dumbed-down one? Yeah, it's the bridge between the desktop simulator 00:12:08.640 --> 00:12:13.320 and to the multi-million simulator. So we cut out on the middle. 00:12:13.320 --> 00:12:19.880 We've actually had our audience ask us to do kind of like an ultimate sim setup 00:12:19.920 --> 00:12:24.880 a lot of times. Do you think it would be possible to partner with you guys to do something like that? 00:12:24.880 --> 00:12:27.960 Of course, yes, yes, yes. Okay, so that's the kind of thing I'm looking for 00:12:27.960 --> 00:12:31.880 is like something maybe a little bit like outside of the box, 00:12:32.880 --> 00:12:36.840 something that wouldn't occur to me even like exists. 00:12:36.840 --> 00:12:40.600 Like I know about like training sims 00:12:40.600 --> 00:12:46.000 for like airliners, right? But it's a super secretive industry. 00:12:46.000 --> 00:12:49.520 They don't want to talk about the hardware that they're using. 00:12:49.560 --> 00:12:52.640 Whereas something like that, that's more for like educational purposes, 00:12:52.640 --> 00:12:57.040 all of a sudden I'm looking at it going, okay, maybe there's some alignment here 00:12:57.040 --> 00:13:00.880 and we can work with these guys. Cause that's close enough for me, 00:13:00.880 --> 00:13:04.280 for like a concept like ultimate flight sim setup 00:13:04.280 --> 00:13:07.480 or whatever, right? I think it'd be a cool short too, but. 00:13:07.480 --> 00:13:10.960 Oh, fuck it. Sammy. I'm trying to do my job. 00:13:10.960 --> 00:13:13.960 How much money do we make on short, Sammy? 00:13:13.960 --> 00:13:19.000 Not, we make score. None. I'm trying to keep everybody paid. 00:13:19.000 --> 00:13:22.840 Yeah, short's paid. No, they don't. I'll talk to you after. 00:13:22.840 --> 00:13:27.920 I'll show you, it makes money. It is profitable, I promise you. 00:13:27.920 --> 00:13:33.040 Barely. It is. Do you know how much I can sell the sponsorship 00:13:33.040 --> 00:13:38.040 on $10 versus $100,000 flight sim for? 00:13:38.080 --> 00:13:42.760 Yeah, leak it for us, leak it for us. I don't know exactly because the business team does it. 00:13:42.760 --> 00:13:48.200 But I can tell you. I call it a bluff. I can tell you it is at least two orders of magnitude more 00:13:48.200 --> 00:13:51.200 than we could do with a short. At least. 00:13:51.200 --> 00:13:55.200 I disagree. You can disagree all you want, but that's not valid. 00:13:55.200 --> 00:14:00.600 You show me your number, I'll show you mine, okay? Here. I'm going ban for ban with Linus Peck, that's crazy. 00:14:00.600 --> 00:14:03.920 I'm going, I'm going. You should have made a statement like that, Sammy. 00:14:03.920 --> 00:14:07.360 If you don't have the app, I'm gonna back it up. Linus really said, I have your whole house 00:14:07.360 --> 00:14:11.200 on my wrist right here. Oh my God. This is crazy. 00:14:11.200 --> 00:14:14.360 I have your whole short network on my one video. I'm on it. 00:14:15.360 --> 00:14:20.360 That looks like, that looks very... 00:14:27.800 --> 00:14:32.440 Oh, it's a movie. It's a movie trailer. Oh, I thought it was real. They're probably showing like a product. 00:14:32.440 --> 00:14:36.080 This is crazy. Literally, the show is so samey 00:14:36.080 --> 00:14:40.040 that I actually thought this booth was the one that we were shooting when I first got here for a sec. 00:14:40.040 --> 00:14:43.480 Cause even the way it's structured. Yeah. Do you just roll continuously, Sammy? 00:14:43.480 --> 00:14:47.400 You know you can cut sometimes, right? Huh? You know you can cut the camera sometimes, right? 00:14:47.400 --> 00:14:52.640 I do. Oh, okay. You just are like, okay, you know what, it's fine. 00:14:52.640 --> 00:14:56.040 You never know when you're gonna say something witty, you know? I gave you already. 00:14:56.040 --> 00:14:59.920 Yeah, that's our problem. Wait, what does that mean? 00:14:59.920 --> 00:15:04.640 What do you mean by this? I mean, I don't say witty things that often. 00:15:04.640 --> 00:15:08.080 You're the tech guy, you're a funny guy. Say the funny thing. 00:15:10.160 --> 00:15:13.960 That's the kind of stuff that's just kind of wild to me that it's on the show floor at CES. 00:15:13.960 --> 00:15:16.960 Like, it's cool and I love to see it. 00:15:16.960 --> 00:15:22.000 But, the number of customers there are for the world's strongest fusion magnet. 00:15:23.200 --> 00:15:26.720 One hand, two hands maybe? ARM? 00:15:26.720 --> 00:15:29.760 What? ARM, it's potentially one. 00:15:29.760 --> 00:15:33.280 This guy, he has one project to coordinate 00:15:33.280 --> 00:15:36.440 for one sponsor and he can't stop. 00:15:36.440 --> 00:15:39.800 I'm looking. What do you say? ARM? Can't stop shoe learning. 00:15:39.800 --> 00:15:44.000 Oh my gosh. He was the jokie boy. Isn't 3M a tape thing? 00:15:44.000 --> 00:15:48.680 3M? You use tape on a lot of stuff these days. And they do a lot more than just tape. 00:15:48.680 --> 00:15:53.400 If it's a chemical, 3M is probably involved in it. 00:15:53.400 --> 00:15:58.840 But like, why do you have a car? Because they have so much, they're very diverse. 00:15:58.840 --> 00:16:02.960 Are they actually this diverse? It's insane. They have a vehicle, everything. 00:16:02.960 --> 00:16:07.040 Like, they have an insane consumer platform or like, just product offering, 00:16:07.040 --> 00:16:10.520 but their industrial enterprise stuff's just... They have 3 million. 00:16:10.520 --> 00:16:14.280 3M, yeah. That was it, that was our walk through the North Hall. Thanks for coming along. 00:16:14.280 --> 00:16:17.880 We'll have to see how scheduling goes over the next couple of days. Maybe we'll do one of the other halls, 00:16:17.880 --> 00:16:21.280 or maybe we won't. See ya, floaties, but no, we're not. 00:16:21.280 --> 00:16:24.480 Oh, okay, we're not. Big no says Sammy. 00:16:24.480 --> 00:16:27.760 He hated hanging out with us. It's that Adam guy, isn't it? 00:16:27.760 --> 00:16:32.160 It's Adam. No, oh, you hate yourself? 00:16:32.160 --> 00:16:35.000 Well, that's the only other option. I mean, you couldn't hate me, right? 00:16:36.120 --> 00:16:37.200 He does.