1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,520 What's up Floatgoats? We're just gonna walk the show floor a little bit, see what we see. Hey look, Napster's still a thing. 2 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:08,320 They have robot trains cabs. Look at those things. Bros got logs. 3 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:12,240 Holy. Buzzword, bingo, would go so hard in this place. 4 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:16,160 Check this out. High ROI, diversified solutions. 5 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:20,120 Two years ago where I did a pushup every time I saw the word AI. Wow, okay, that... 6 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:24,720 No, no, no, that was like two years ago. It started slow so I said, actually, every single time I see it, I'm gonna add, 7 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:28,000 it's gonna be N plus one pushups. Oh god. 8 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:31,280 And then I walked into the Samsung booth and there was like 40 in a row and I was like, 9 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:35,800 me, no. What the heck, do you want, have you seen the four-year GR3? 10 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:38,880 What is that guy? Looks kind of cute. It's less cute in person. 11 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:44,960 Look at the cheeks on that thing. Oh my god, it's heavy. It's impressive that it's a hand that's actually Marionette-ing them. 12 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:48,880 It looks so... I thought the robots were the skeletons and that got me way more excited than the robotic hand. 13 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:53,040 It says, control the Marionette with your fingers. It's not listening to me. 14 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:56,920 Spread your fingers, raise your hand from below. Somebody do an index finger. 15 00:00:56,920 --> 00:01:01,080 So which one are his legs? That's a fist. 16 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:04,360 That's a leg. Timba. Nice. 17 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:09,040 The 21st of September. Are you gonna be here for a while? 18 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:14,000 Yeah, see you later. The Clankers are officially raising an army. 19 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,640 Raise the look at what? I thought they were little... 20 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:20,640 I thought they were little monkeys before. Look at the guy with the hat. 21 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:23,880 I know, right? I found the most dystopian thing ever. 22 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:27,840 What? And then this comes from someone standing next to that. 23 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:31,280 Our daughter sewed into books. 24 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:35,720 So we put a screen in front of her to read the books to her. 25 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:41,400 Does it at least have like a leapfrog function? You remember those where like you could press the word and it would like say the word slowly 26 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:51,200 so you could learn what it means or spell it out for you? Looks like there are at least some like interactive elements. 27 00:01:51,200 --> 00:02:00,640 Whoa. It's getting weirder. So we're past the f**k out and our AI voices can read to our daughter off of this screen. 28 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:04,760 I'm sure there's cool things about it. I'm more interested in this though. 29 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:09,640 Hi. Hi, good afternoon. So I don't need to mask it? 30 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:15,600 Yeah. Yeah, so our our recordings themselves, the main purpose of our work is to replace copyright 31 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:21,600 recordings of our voice. So if you might know from Pearson's experience, what happens with copyright recordings is the 32 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:26,200 fact that because of how thick the proteins are, and for the most part you do have to 33 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:31,400 master phonics or such phonics and all that, because of the fact that if you do apply those 34 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:35,720 without mask, it's loaded to fill with the conductivity of your phonics, understand? 35 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:40,600 Yeah, for our recordings themselves, because of how thin they are, we operate at a nanometer 36 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:44,680 to a few micrometer scale. You don't require any masking at all. 37 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:52,040 So if it turns out labor cost, time as nanodot, it isn't much. 38 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:55,440 So this will never like go into the thing? No. 39 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,560 Whoa. Board's coated as well here. 40 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:04,160 Right. And then so what we'll do, yeah, just slam water on it and everything's going to beat off. 41 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:08,040 But everything's still functioning. So like here's a push button. What about my power connector? 42 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:11,680 Like can I really give her to that? Spray. I maybe put the pattern though. 43 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:16,080 Yeah. Oh, I got a lot of, the spatter turns off. 44 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:20,320 Yeah, we coat the connectors, everything. You're on Earth? Yeah. What are you looking for? 45 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:30,480 I'm trying to figure out what this thing is. So it's what it's, they put a 1590 mobile in there for AI. 46 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:34,560 OK, cool. You know what photo we need actually? 47 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:40,680 It's you behind all those robots. Um, yeah, we can. 48 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:44,200 Sammy, I'm trying to actually cover some ground here. Free. 49 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:48,720 Shout out Luke. What's your criteria when you're looking for the thing? 50 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:59,880 I'm looking for stuff I've never seen before. I'm looking for stuff that's, you know, exciting to people, but it didn't used to be very good 51 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:04,880 and now it's a lot better. What's up? Sorry, I saw it too. 52 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:09,320 Do you think? Actually, you know what? That might be good for the tech house. 53 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:12,920 What was that called? Simple switch. I don't want to walk back over there because then they might start talking to me. 54 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:17,400 I guess that's another thing I'm looking for is what's going to work for like a potential 55 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:23,320 content series that we have coming up. One, an opportunity for one good sponsored robot video. 56 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:30,080 Yeah. Oh, probably more than one. I think we could have like a little dog sentry or we could have like a, I don't know, we 57 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:34,840 could get that bartender robot embedded into the kitchen. 58 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:38,000 Have them like just like the torso, just like coming out of the wall. 59 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,200 Let me mix your drinks. It is crazy. 60 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:46,960 Like just one after the other, after the other humanoid robots. 61 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:52,360 Yeah. I wish them all luck, but like a dozen will survive. 62 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:02,440 Oh, mama must stay. I need an AI room in the tech house. 63 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:08,880 The artificially intelligent room. Yeah. That would be that it just scans everything. 64 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:12,160 You can have like a little health and data scans of your body. 65 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:15,400 You could do like, you could like use every AI tool. 66 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:19,280 Like what's that like a billionaire guy who like is trying to be young forever. 67 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:26,920 Oh, yeah. We can use all of his tools and stuff like that. Yeah, get AI blood and infusions from my son. 68 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,920 I have to settle a debate. Is it pronounced Procyon? 69 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:33,040 Procyon. I, I knew it. 70 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:36,400 I knew it. Thank you. I told you Linus. 71 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:40,520 What did I say it was? You said Procyon. Procyon, that's what Nick Harris told me. 72 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:44,040 I told them they're both wrong. It's Procyon. 73 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:47,560 We'll get it right next time, guys. Thank you. Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven. 74 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:53,680 Oh, you missed it. You missed it. It was spinning so fast. There was a robot over there that was going like crazy mode. 75 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:56,880 I'm sorry you missed it, man. It was going so fast. I could not believe it. 76 00:05:56,880 --> 00:06:00,360 I could not believe it. 77 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,400 I'm not showing that. I'm not showing that. What is it? What is it? 78 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:06,680 I think it's about time we brought back the booth babe, but in an empowered manner, 79 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:10,240 like putting them in a tub. I was excited. 80 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:13,560 I thought it was wireless power. Which one? 81 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:17,840 What? I thought this was wire. No, not that. No, no, no, no. 82 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:20,840 Stop. Now I'm trying to figure out what the hell that company is. 83 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:25,560 The idea is that it takes the latent heated water from your tub 84 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:31,320 and it powers something and you get a crypto coin. Silicon Valley is desperate to monetize everything possible. 85 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:34,840 We seem to be in Dregsland. Let's go. 86 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:38,720 Let's go. Blackscon. What's this booth right here? 87 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:43,360 X-Bot? The All the Benches. Most popular booth right here, a place to sit. 88 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:46,640 I'm trying to figure out if the dog is AI or not. What do you think is the dog AI? 89 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:50,280 I'm actually going to head out to the sphere now. 90 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:55,280 Bye, Adam. I'm still waiting for someone to finally let me fly one of these. 91 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:58,800 Did you know you don't fly one in China? I thought you were supposed to. 92 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:01,760 No, I wanted to fly one in China. That was my condition. 93 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:06,160 There was one of these personal copter makers 94 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:12,080 that wanted us to come see them and I said, I will come if I can fly in it. 95 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:17,080 And they said, no. So I said, okay, see you later. 96 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:22,080 Like, I mean, part of my thing is covering stuff that's coming. 97 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:26,480 But when it comes to making a dedicated LTT, 98 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:30,040 I strongly prefer it to be a thing that actually exists 99 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:37,360 or is at least close enough to existing that you can actually use it a little, you know? 100 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:42,920 Like there's degrees of vaporware. And to me, these personal aircraft 101 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:50,080 are complete and utter vaporware until someone is willing to let me sit in it. 102 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:54,000 What could go wrong? Let's see. But I think it's a slow ride challenge. 103 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,960 It's a slow ride challenge. All right, here we go. 104 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:01,360 Okay. That's the second Tony was slow challenge. 105 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:07,000 He missed the memo. Record is actually 38 seconds. 38 seconds, that's really good. 106 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:11,080 I'd be lucky if I could do it in more than like five or six. 107 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:15,520 Like, that's pretty hard. I could do it in six or seven seconds. 108 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:20,960 Oh, this guy's getting good. He's getting good. If I try it, will you record me Linus? 109 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:26,720 Yeah, if you want to try it, I'll record it, sure. I got signed up though. What the hell are these ergonomics of your display here? 110 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:30,520 What do you mean? It's freaking terrible, dude. What do you mean? What's horrible about it? 111 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:34,600 My email. Oh my God. 112 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:38,880 Wait, hey, stop it. You can't sign me up. I'm looking into Sammy's future right now. 113 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:42,320 Wait, what? I'm going to kill it. You're going to kill it? I'm going to kill it. 114 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:45,640 Or be killed. The goal is not to kill anything. You've never ridden a scooter 115 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:48,320 and you're trying to do it. Okay, sure. Do I press this? 116 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:56,480 Whoa, he's ripping, boys. Wait, I was going to ring the bell, 117 00:08:56,480 --> 00:09:00,880 so I didn't know. You're going so fast. 118 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:04,840 I'm not allowed to go fast? Trust me, Sammy is the slowest rider 119 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:08,480 you guys have ever had. I am actually a slow driver. 120 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:11,920 I'm actually a slow driver. Okay, I didn't know. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Okay. 121 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:15,240 Oh man. Okay, as slow as possible, Sammy. Ready? 122 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:18,880 Three, two, one. Curtis. 123 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:29,280 Cut that, cut that, cut that, cut that, cut that. All right, all right. Now I want to try it. In more than 10 seconds, I'll be pretty happy. 124 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:32,560 I'll pray for your downfall. Why would you pray for my downfall? 125 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:38,000 What the heck? I'm your number one hater. Oh, you're nowhere near my number one hater. 126 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,880 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. 127 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,440 Okay, let's see. Ooh. 128 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:51,920 Oh, you know what? Ooh, okay. Press sport mode in. 129 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:55,400 Sport mode in? More acceleration, two balance. Right. 130 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:58,740 Yeah, you do good. You do good. Very good. Oh, wow. 131 00:09:58,740 --> 00:10:02,240 Great. Okay. Wait, what the hell? Okay, I think I can do it. 132 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:03,160 Okay, I'm ready. 133 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:11,320 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ah, I'm out. 134 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:15,160 Okay, that's fine. I can do better, I can do better. Okay. 135 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:18,880 Wait, he gets two tries? Okay. 136 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:24,600 Yeah. No. Come back. 137 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,720 But it's tough. 138 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:34,760 Oh, damn. Oh my God. Oh my God. 139 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,520 No, no, no, no, no, come back. 140 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:42,880 Why'd you get three tries? Oh, I did one. They were afraid you'd kill somebody. 141 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:46,200 I thought you allowed to go fast. I thought that was the point of the game. I didn't have to go slow. 142 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:50,240 We need this line. We need that tech RV. Just don't look away from it. 143 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:53,480 Don't look away. Guys, he does not want content. This is tough. 144 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:56,160 This is so cool. Tech fireplace. 145 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:01,600 Tech couch. Let's take all the aspects of camping away 146 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:04,720 and throw tech on it. The good old indoors. 147 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:09,200 Oh, now that's pod racing. Tech jet, tech jet, tech jet. 148 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,240 Are you gonna sign up? 149 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:15,360 I wanna figure out what these guys are doing. 150 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:18,640 Normally we don't really see this sort of thing at CES. 151 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:25,880 Okay. What brings you guys here? Yeah, we just showcased our educational simulator. 152 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:29,240 Yeah. It's mainly for the high school. 153 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:33,240 It's for high school? Yeah, and also the museum. 154 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:38,200 And for museums? From museums, yes. So is it like, so this wouldn't be used 155 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:43,120 for actual certification then? It would only be used for educational purposes. 156 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:47,880 Yes, we have made the, for the certification, 157 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:51,040 for the airline. Oh, okay, so it's also for that? 158 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:56,280 Yeah, but for this one, for this CES, we just showcased the educational one 159 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,880 and also the fighter jet. Got it, okay, okay. 160 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:07,520 So this is like kind of a dumbed-down one? Yeah, it's the bridge between the desktop simulator 161 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:13,320 and to the multi-million simulator. So we cut out on the middle. 162 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:19,880 We've actually had our audience ask us to do kind of like an ultimate sim setup 163 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:24,880 a lot of times. Do you think it would be possible to partner with you guys to do something like that? 164 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:27,960 Of course, yes, yes, yes. Okay, so that's the kind of thing I'm looking for 165 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:31,880 is like something maybe a little bit like outside of the box, 166 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:36,840 something that wouldn't occur to me even like exists. 167 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:40,600 Like I know about like training sims 168 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:46,000 for like airliners, right? But it's a super secretive industry. 169 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,520 They don't want to talk about the hardware that they're using. 170 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,640 Whereas something like that, that's more for like educational purposes, 171 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:57,040 all of a sudden I'm looking at it going, okay, maybe there's some alignment here 172 00:12:57,040 --> 00:13:00,880 and we can work with these guys. Cause that's close enough for me, 173 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,280 for like a concept like ultimate flight sim setup 174 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:07,480 or whatever, right? I think it'd be a cool short too, but. 175 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:10,960 Oh, fuck it. Sammy. I'm trying to do my job. 176 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:13,960 How much money do we make on short, Sammy? 177 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:19,000 Not, we make score. None. I'm trying to keep everybody paid. 178 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,840 Yeah, short's paid. No, they don't. I'll talk to you after. 179 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:27,920 I'll show you, it makes money. It is profitable, I promise you. 180 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:33,040 Barely. It is. Do you know how much I can sell the sponsorship 181 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:38,040 on $10 versus $100,000 flight sim for? 182 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:42,760 Yeah, leak it for us, leak it for us. I don't know exactly because the business team does it. 183 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:48,200 But I can tell you. I call it a bluff. I can tell you it is at least two orders of magnitude more 184 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:51,200 than we could do with a short. At least. 185 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:55,200 I disagree. You can disagree all you want, but that's not valid. 186 00:13:55,200 --> 00:14:00,600 You show me your number, I'll show you mine, okay? Here. I'm going ban for ban with Linus Peck, that's crazy. 187 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,920 I'm going, I'm going. You should have made a statement like that, Sammy. 188 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:07,360 If you don't have the app, I'm gonna back it up. Linus really said, I have your whole house 189 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:11,200 on my wrist right here. Oh my God. This is crazy. 190 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:14,360 I have your whole short network on my one video. I'm on it. 191 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:20,360 That looks like, that looks very... 192 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:32,440 Oh, it's a movie. It's a movie trailer. Oh, I thought it was real. They're probably showing like a product. 193 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:36,080 This is crazy. Literally, the show is so samey 194 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:40,040 that I actually thought this booth was the one that we were shooting when I first got here for a sec. 195 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:43,480 Cause even the way it's structured. Yeah. Do you just roll continuously, Sammy? 196 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:47,400 You know you can cut sometimes, right? Huh? You know you can cut the camera sometimes, right? 197 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:52,640 I do. Oh, okay. You just are like, okay, you know what, it's fine. 198 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:56,040 You never know when you're gonna say something witty, you know? I gave you already. 199 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:59,920 Yeah, that's our problem. Wait, what does that mean? 200 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:04,640 What do you mean by this? I mean, I don't say witty things that often. 201 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:08,080 You're the tech guy, you're a funny guy. Say the funny thing. 202 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,960 That's the kind of stuff that's just kind of wild to me that it's on the show floor at CES. 203 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,960 Like, it's cool and I love to see it. 204 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:22,000 But, the number of customers there are for the world's strongest fusion magnet. 205 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:26,720 One hand, two hands maybe? ARM? 206 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,760 What? ARM, it's potentially one. 207 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:33,280 This guy, he has one project to coordinate 208 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:36,440 for one sponsor and he can't stop. 209 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:39,800 I'm looking. What do you say? ARM? Can't stop shoe learning. 210 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:44,000 Oh my gosh. He was the jokie boy. Isn't 3M a tape thing? 211 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:48,680 3M? You use tape on a lot of stuff these days. And they do a lot more than just tape. 212 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:53,400 If it's a chemical, 3M is probably involved in it. 213 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:58,840 But like, why do you have a car? Because they have so much, they're very diverse. 214 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:02,960 Are they actually this diverse? It's insane. They have a vehicle, everything. 215 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:07,040 Like, they have an insane consumer platform or like, just product offering, 216 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:10,520 but their industrial enterprise stuff's just... They have 3 million. 217 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:14,280 3M, yeah. That was it, that was our walk through the North Hall. Thanks for coming along. 218 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:17,880 We'll have to see how scheduling goes over the next couple of days. Maybe we'll do one of the other halls, 219 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:21,280 or maybe we won't. See ya, floaties, but no, we're not. 220 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:24,480 Oh, okay, we're not. Big no says Sammy. 221 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:27,760 He hated hanging out with us. It's that Adam guy, isn't it? 222 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:32,160 It's Adam. No, oh, you hate yourself? 223 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:35,000 Well, that's the only other option. I mean, you couldn't hate me, right? 224 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,200 He does.