{"video_id":"W05FrPRQOkE","title":"Linus Walks the Show Floor CES 2026","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2026-03-05T14:53:29Z","duration_s":998,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":4.52,"text":"What's up Floatgoats? We're just gonna walk the show floor a little bit, see what we see. Hey look, Napster's still a thing.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":4.52,"end_s":8.32,"text":"They have robot trains cabs. Look at those things. Bros got logs.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":8.32,"end_s":12.24,"text":"Holy. Buzzword, bingo, would go so hard in this place.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":12.24,"end_s":16.16,"text":"Check this out. High ROI, diversified solutions.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":16.16,"end_s":20.12,"text":"Two years ago where I did a pushup every time I saw the word AI. Wow, okay, that...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":20.12,"end_s":24.72,"text":"No, no, no, that was like two years ago. 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I told you Linus.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":336.4,"end_s":340.52,"text":"What did I say it was? You said Procyon. Procyon, that's what Nick Harris told me.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":340.52,"end_s":344.04,"text":"I told them they're both wrong. It's Procyon.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":344.04,"end_s":347.56,"text":"We'll get it right next time, guys. Thank you. Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":347.56,"end_s":353.68,"text":"Oh, you missed it. You missed it. It was spinning so fast. There was a robot over there that was going like crazy mode.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":353.68,"end_s":356.88,"text":"I'm sorry you missed it, man. It was going so fast. I could not believe it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":356.88,"end_s":360.36,"text":"I could not believe it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":360.36,"end_s":363.4,"text":"I'm not showing that. 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But it's a super secretive industry.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":766.0,"end_s":769.52,"text":"They don't want to talk about the hardware that they're using.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":769.56,"end_s":772.64,"text":"Whereas something like that, that's more for like educational purposes,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":772.64,"end_s":777.04,"text":"all of a sudden I'm looking at it going, okay, maybe there's some alignment here","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":777.04,"end_s":780.88,"text":"and we can work with these guys. Cause that's close enough for me,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":780.88,"end_s":784.28,"text":"for like a concept like ultimate flight sim setup","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":784.28,"end_s":787.48,"text":"or whatever, right? I think it'd be a cool short too, but.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":787.48,"end_s":790.96,"text":"Oh, fuck it. Sammy. I'm trying to do my job.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":790.96,"end_s":793.96,"text":"How much money do we make on short, Sammy?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":793.96,"end_s":799.0,"text":"Not, we make score. None. I'm trying to keep everybody paid.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":799.0,"end_s":802.84,"text":"Yeah, short's paid. No, they don't. I'll talk to you after.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":802.84,"end_s":807.92,"text":"I'll show you, it makes money. It is profitable, I promise you.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":807.92,"end_s":813.04,"text":"Barely. It is. Do you know how much I can sell the sponsorship","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":813.04,"end_s":818.04,"text":"on $10 versus $100,000 flight sim for?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":818.08,"end_s":822.76,"text":"Yeah, leak it for us, leak it for us. I don't know exactly because the business team does it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":822.76,"end_s":828.2,"text":"But I can tell you. I call it a bluff. I can tell you it is at least two orders of magnitude more","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":828.2,"end_s":831.2,"text":"than we could do with a short. At least.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":831.2,"end_s":835.2,"text":"I disagree. You can disagree all you want, but that's not valid.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":835.2,"end_s":840.6,"text":"You show me your number, I'll show you mine, okay? Here. I'm going ban for ban with Linus Peck, that's crazy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":840.6,"end_s":843.92,"text":"I'm going, I'm going. You should have made a statement like that, Sammy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":843.92,"end_s":847.36,"text":"If you don't have the app, I'm gonna back it up. Linus really said, I have your whole house","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":847.36,"end_s":851.2,"text":"on my wrist right here. Oh my God. This is crazy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":851.2,"end_s":854.36,"text":"I have your whole short network on my one video. I'm on it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":855.36,"end_s":860.36,"text":"That looks like, that looks very...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":867.8,"end_s":872.44,"text":"Oh, it's a movie. It's a movie trailer. Oh, I thought it was real. They're probably showing like a product.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":872.44,"end_s":876.08,"text":"This is crazy. Literally, the show is so samey","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":876.08,"end_s":880.04,"text":"that I actually thought this booth was the one that we were shooting when I first got here for a sec.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":880.04,"end_s":883.48,"text":"Cause even the way it's structured. Yeah. Do you just roll continuously, Sammy?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":883.48,"end_s":887.4,"text":"You know you can cut sometimes, right? Huh? You know you can cut the camera sometimes, right?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":887.4,"end_s":892.64,"text":"I do. Oh, okay. You just are like, okay, you know what, it's fine.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":892.64,"end_s":896.04,"text":"You never know when you're gonna say something witty, you know? I gave you already.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":896.04,"end_s":899.92,"text":"Yeah, that's our problem. Wait, what does that mean?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":899.92,"end_s":904.64,"text":"What do you mean by this? I mean, I don't say witty things that often.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":904.64,"end_s":908.08,"text":"You're the tech guy, you're a funny guy. 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Can't stop shoe learning.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":939.8,"end_s":944.0,"text":"Oh my gosh. He was the jokie boy. Isn't 3M a tape thing?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":944.0,"end_s":948.68,"text":"3M? You use tape on a lot of stuff these days. And they do a lot more than just tape.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":948.68,"end_s":953.4,"text":"If it's a chemical, 3M is probably involved in it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":953.4,"end_s":958.84,"text":"But like, why do you have a car? Because they have so much, they're very diverse.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":958.84,"end_s":962.96,"text":"Are they actually this diverse? It's insane. They have a vehicle, everything.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":962.96,"end_s":967.04,"text":"Like, they have an insane consumer platform or like, just product offering,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":967.04,"end_s":970.52,"text":"but their industrial enterprise stuff's just... They have 3 million.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":970.52,"end_s":974.28,"text":"3M, yeah. That was it, that was our walk through the North Hall. Thanks for coming along.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":974.28,"end_s":977.88,"text":"We'll have to see how scheduling goes over the next couple of days. Maybe we'll do one of the other halls,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":977.88,"end_s":981.28,"text":"or maybe we won't. See ya, floaties, but no, we're not.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":981.28,"end_s":984.48,"text":"Oh, okay, we're not. Big no says Sammy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":984.48,"end_s":987.76,"text":"He hated hanging out with us. It's that Adam guy, isn't it?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":987.76,"end_s":992.16,"text":"It's Adam. No, oh, you hate yourself?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":992.16,"end_s":995.0,"text":"Well, that's the only other option. I mean, you couldn't hate me, right?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":996.12,"end_s":997.2,"text":"He does.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"What's up Floatgoats? We're just gonna walk the show floor a little bit, see what we see. Hey look, Napster's still a thing. They have robot trains cabs. Look at those things. Bros got logs. Holy. Buzzword, bingo, would go so hard in this place. Check this out. High ROI, diversified solutions. Two years ago where I did a pushup every time I saw the word AI. Wow, okay, that... No, no, no, that was like two years ago. It started slow so I said, actually, every single time I see it, I'm gonna add, it's gonna be N plus one pushups. Oh god. And then I walked into the Samsung booth and there was like 40 in a row and I was like, me, no. What the heck, do you want, have you seen the four-year GR3? What is that guy? Looks kind of cute. It's less cute in person. Look at the cheeks on that thing. Oh my god, it's heavy. It's impressive that it's a hand that's actually Marionette-ing them. It looks so... I thought the robots were the skeletons and that got me way more excited than the robotic hand. It says, control the Marionette with your fingers. It's not listening to me. Spread your fingers, raise your hand from below. Somebody do an index finger. So which one are his legs? That's a fist. That's a leg. Timba. Nice. The 21st of September. Are you gonna be here for a while? Yeah, see you later. The Clankers are officially raising an army. Raise the look at what? I thought they were little... I thought they were little monkeys before. Look at the guy with the hat. I know, right? I found the most dystopian thing ever. What? And then this comes from someone standing next to that. Our daughter sewed into books. So we put a screen in front of her to read the books to her. Does it at least have like a leapfrog function? You remember those where like you could press the word and it would like say the word slowly so you could learn what it means or spell it out for you? Looks like there are at least some like interactive elements. Whoa. It's getting weirder. So we're past the f**k out and our AI voices can read to our daughter off of this screen. I'm sure there's cool things about it. I'm more interested in this though. Hi. Hi, good afternoon. So I don't need to mask it? Yeah. Yeah, so our our recordings themselves, the main purpose of our work is to replace copyright recordings of our voice. So if you might know from Pearson's experience, what happens with copyright recordings is the fact that because of how thick the proteins are, and for the most part you do have to master phonics or such phonics and all that, because of the fact that if you do apply those without mask, it's loaded to fill with the conductivity of your phonics, understand? Yeah, for our recordings themselves, because of how thin they are, we operate at a nanometer to a few micrometer scale. You don't require any masking at all. So if it turns out labor cost, time as nanodot, it isn't much. So this will never like go into the thing? No. Whoa. Board's coated as well here. Right. And then so what we'll do, yeah, just slam water on it and everything's going to beat off. But everything's still functioning. So like here's a push button. What about my power connector? Like can I really give her to that? Spray. I maybe put the pattern though. Yeah. Oh, I got a lot of, the spatter turns off. Yeah, we coat the connectors, everything. You're on Earth? Yeah. What are you looking for? I'm trying to figure out what this thing is. So it's what it's, they put a 1590 mobile in there for AI. OK, cool. You know what photo we need actually? It's you behind all those robots. Um, yeah, we can. Sammy, I'm trying to actually cover some ground here. Free. Shout out Luke. What's your criteria when you're looking for the thing? I'm looking for stuff I've never seen before. I'm looking for stuff that's, you know, exciting to people, but it didn't used to be very good and now it's a lot better. What's up? Sorry, I saw it too. Do you think? Actually, you know what? That might be good for the tech house. What was that called? Simple switch. I don't want to walk back over there because then they might start talking to me. I guess that's another thing I'm looking for is what's going to work for like a potential content series that we have coming up. One, an opportunity for one good sponsored robot video. Yeah. Oh, probably more than one. I think we could have like a little dog sentry or we could have like a, I don't know, we could get that bartender robot embedded into the kitchen. Have them like just like the torso, just like coming out of the wall. Let me mix your drinks. It is crazy. Like just one after the other, after the other humanoid robots. Yeah. I wish them all luck, but like a dozen will survive. Oh, mama must stay. I need an AI room in the tech house. The artificially intelligent room. Yeah. That would be that it just scans everything. You can have like a little health and data scans of your body. You could do like, you could like use every AI tool. Like what's that like a billionaire guy who like is trying to be young forever. Oh, yeah. We can use all of his tools and stuff like that. Yeah, get AI blood and infusions from my son. I have to settle a debate. Is it pronounced Procyon? Procyon. I, I knew it. I knew it. Thank you. I told you Linus. What did I say it was? You said Procyon. Procyon, that's what Nick Harris told me. I told them they're both wrong. It's Procyon. We'll get it right next time, guys. Thank you. Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven. Oh, you missed it. You missed it. It was spinning so fast. There was a robot over there that was going like crazy mode. I'm sorry you missed it, man. It was going so fast. I could not believe it. I could not believe it. I'm not showing that. I'm not showing that. What is it? What is it? I think it's about time we brought back the booth babe, but in an empowered manner, like putting them in a tub. I was excited. I thought it was wireless power. Which one? What? I thought this was wire. No, not that. No, no, no, no. Stop. Now I'm trying to figure out what the hell that company is. The idea is that it takes the latent heated water from your tub and it powers something and you get a crypto coin. Silicon Valley is desperate to monetize everything possible. We seem to be in Dregsland. Let's go. Let's go. Blackscon. What's this booth right here? X-Bot? The All the Benches. Most popular booth right here, a place to sit. I'm trying to figure out if the dog is AI or not. What do you think is the dog AI? I'm actually going to head out to the sphere now. Bye, Adam. I'm still waiting for someone to finally let me fly one of these. Did you know you don't fly one in China? I thought you were supposed to. No, I wanted to fly one in China. That was my condition. There was one of these personal copter makers that wanted us to come see them and I said, I will come if I can fly in it. And they said, no. So I said, okay, see you later. Like, I mean, part of my thing is covering stuff that's coming. But when it comes to making a dedicated LTT, I strongly prefer it to be a thing that actually exists or is at least close enough to existing that you can actually use it a little, you know? Like there's degrees of vaporware. And to me, these personal aircraft are complete and utter vaporware until someone is willing to let me sit in it. What could go wrong? Let's see. But I think it's a slow ride challenge. It's a slow ride challenge. All right, here we go. Okay. That's the second Tony was slow challenge. He missed the memo. Record is actually 38 seconds. 38 seconds, that's really good. I'd be lucky if I could do it in more than like five or six. Like, that's pretty hard. I could do it in six or seven seconds. Oh, this guy's getting good. He's getting good. If I try it, will you record me Linus? Yeah, if you want to try it, I'll record it, sure. I got signed up though. What the hell are these ergonomics of your display here? What do you mean? It's freaking terrible, dude. What do you mean? What's horrible about it? My email. Oh my God. Wait, hey, stop it. You can't sign me up. I'm looking into Sammy's future right now. Wait, what? I'm going to kill it. You're going to kill it? I'm going to kill it. Or be killed. The goal is not to kill anything. You've never ridden a scooter and you're trying to do it. Okay, sure. Do I press this? Whoa, he's ripping, boys. Wait, I was going to ring the bell, so I didn't know. You're going so fast. I'm not allowed to go fast? Trust me, Sammy is the slowest rider you guys have ever had. I am actually a slow driver. I'm actually a slow driver. Okay, I didn't know. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Okay. Oh man. Okay, as slow as possible, Sammy. Ready? Three, two, one. Curtis. Cut that, cut that, cut that, cut that, cut that. All right, all right. Now I want to try it. In more than 10 seconds, I'll be pretty happy. I'll pray for your downfall. Why would you pray for my downfall? What the heck? I'm your number one hater. Oh, you're nowhere near my number one hater. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. Okay, let's see. Ooh. Oh, you know what? Ooh, okay. Press sport mode in. Sport mode in? More acceleration, two balance. Right. Yeah, you do good. You do good. Very good. Oh, wow. Great. Okay. Wait, what the hell? Okay, I think I can do it. Okay, I'm ready. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ah, I'm out. Okay, that's fine. I can do better, I can do better. Okay. Wait, he gets two tries? Okay. Yeah. No. Come back. But it's tough. Oh, damn. Oh my God. Oh my God. No, no, no, no, no, come back. Why'd you get three tries? Oh, I did one. They were afraid you'd kill somebody. I thought you allowed to go fast. I thought that was the point of the game. I didn't have to go slow. We need this line. We need that tech RV. Just don't look away from it. Don't look away. Guys, he does not want content. This is tough. This is so cool. Tech fireplace. Tech couch. Let's take all the aspects of camping away and throw tech on it. The good old indoors. Oh, now that's pod racing. Tech jet, tech jet, tech jet. Are you gonna sign up? I wanna figure out what these guys are doing. Normally we don't really see this sort of thing at CES. Okay. What brings you guys here? Yeah, we just showcased our educational simulator. Yeah. It's mainly for the high school. It's for high school? Yeah, and also the museum. And for museums? From museums, yes. So is it like, so this wouldn't be used for actual certification then? It would only be used for educational purposes. Yes, we have made the, for the certification, for the airline. Oh, okay, so it's also for that? Yeah, but for this one, for this CES, we just showcased the educational one and also the fighter jet. Got it, okay, okay. So this is like kind of a dumbed-down one? Yeah, it's the bridge between the desktop simulator and to the multi-million simulator. So we cut out on the middle. We've actually had our audience ask us to do kind of like an ultimate sim setup a lot of times. Do you think it would be possible to partner with you guys to do something like that? Of course, yes, yes, yes. Okay, so that's the kind of thing I'm looking for is like something maybe a little bit like outside of the box, something that wouldn't occur to me even like exists. Like I know about like training sims for like airliners, right? But it's a super secretive industry. They don't want to talk about the hardware that they're using. Whereas something like that, that's more for like educational purposes, all of a sudden I'm looking at it going, okay, maybe there's some alignment here and we can work with these guys. Cause that's close enough for me, for like a concept like ultimate flight sim setup or whatever, right? I think it'd be a cool short too, but. Oh, fuck it. Sammy. I'm trying to do my job. How much money do we make on short, Sammy? Not, we make score. None. I'm trying to keep everybody paid. Yeah, short's paid. No, they don't. I'll talk to you after. I'll show you, it makes money. It is profitable, I promise you. Barely. It is. Do you know how much I can sell the sponsorship on $10 versus $100,000 flight sim for? Yeah, leak it for us, leak it for us. I don't know exactly because the business team does it. But I can tell you. I call it a bluff. I can tell you it is at least two orders of magnitude more than we could do with a short. At least. I disagree. You can disagree all you want, but that's not valid. You show me your number, I'll show you mine, okay? Here. I'm going ban for ban with Linus Peck, that's crazy. I'm going, I'm going. You should have made a statement like that, Sammy. If you don't have the app, I'm gonna back it up. Linus really said, I have your whole house on my wrist right here. Oh my God. This is crazy. I have your whole short network on my one video. I'm on it. That looks like, that looks very... Oh, it's a movie. It's a movie trailer. Oh, I thought it was real. They're probably showing like a product. This is crazy. Literally, the show is so samey that I actually thought this booth was the one that we were shooting when I first got here for a sec. Cause even the way it's structured. Yeah. Do you just roll continuously, Sammy? You know you can cut sometimes, right? Huh? You know you can cut the camera sometimes, right? I do. Oh, okay. You just are like, okay, you know what, it's fine. You never know when you're gonna say something witty, you know? I gave you already. Yeah, that's our problem. Wait, what does that mean? What do you mean by this? I mean, I don't say witty things that often. You're the tech guy, you're a funny guy. Say the funny thing. That's the kind of stuff that's just kind of wild to me that it's on the show floor at CES. Like, it's cool and I love to see it. But, the number of customers there are for the world's strongest fusion magnet. One hand, two hands maybe? ARM? What? ARM, it's potentially one. This guy, he has one project to coordinate for one sponsor and he can't stop. I'm looking. What do you say? ARM? Can't stop shoe learning. Oh my gosh. He was the jokie boy. Isn't 3M a tape thing? 3M? You use tape on a lot of stuff these days. And they do a lot more than just tape. If it's a chemical, 3M is probably involved in it. But like, why do you have a car? Because they have so much, they're very diverse. Are they actually this diverse? It's insane. They have a vehicle, everything. Like, they have an insane consumer platform or like, just product offering, but their industrial enterprise stuff's just... They have 3 million. 3M, yeah. That was it, that was our walk through the North Hall. Thanks for coming along. We'll have to see how scheduling goes over the next couple of days. Maybe we'll do one of the other halls, or maybe we won't. See ya, floaties, but no, we're not. Oh, okay, we're not. Big no says Sammy. He hated hanging out with us. It's that Adam guy, isn't it? It's Adam. No, oh, you hate yourself? Well, that's the only other option. 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