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Okay, we have to have, like, said and edited this or something.

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Yeah, I was actually gonna ask which editor. This needs to be edited by a bro.

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Alright, said and you're up. Yeah.

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Nice. Uh, I mean, I'm pretty sure this sign was stolen from the office anyway.

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Oh, I bought that from Winner's? Haha, David had one in his garage.

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I think you just broke it for real.

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I mean, it wasn't plugged in anyway. It didn't make that sound before you got here.

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Colin, I think you're confused again. It's supposed to be like this.

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Oh, it's like a Maraca. Yeah, it's a feature. Okay, cool.

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It's a game for gamers.

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I was getting this PlayStation 5 with our plays that are definitely from the office.

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They're from the office. So basically, you can pop in a micro SD card into it and then you're recording

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and then you can export and then edit off an SD card as opposed to a tape,

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which is a nightmare. None of this answers the question of why I would want to do that.

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Because it looks cool. Gives you that old like 2000scape vibe, you know?

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Yeah, exactly. You recording on the tape?

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It just gives you that old like 2000scape vibe. You are.

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Hold on, hold on. You're recording on the tape. It's moving.

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I mean, so? Is that a problem? Yeah, you're wasting my tape.

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You know, you couldn't go over the tape. I never said I was going to use the tape.

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I'm just saying I have an alternative to the tape. So the tape is just in here for the vibe.

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No, this is the zoomerest thing ever. It's not the zoomerest thing.

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Yes, it is. He's filming in raid. Yeah.

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It's redundancy. Yeah. Talk about it all the time.

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Oh my God. Yeah, they took it from Jordan.

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Actually that's his tin, to be fair. The tin is not the part that cost money.

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What? The one dollar board in there cost money? Well, yeah.

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Cost a dollar. Fine. There's so much.

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This guy's a little wobbly, so just be careful.

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Yeah. Do I look like the lige to you? It's going to be okay.

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You look like something. Okay.

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Did you see the guy on red? I called you the shermanator.

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Yeah, I saw that. That was my favorite thing I've ever seen.

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This has such awkward energies as well, because you don't know how to interact with him, which

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makes it so much fun. I don't know how to interact with you. This is a two-way street here.

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Yeah, it's pretty accurate. Yeah, look at that.

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Nice. Don't leave it there. Sorry.

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I'll have the record show. I dropped it on purpose and caught it on purpose.

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That's just for the Floatplane cut, though. He was this close to ending up with a motherboard shaped hole on his floor.

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That would be a new one. It's better than the bed frame-shaped door on your floor.

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The bed frame-shaped door in my floor?

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Yeah. Oh, the whole ****. It's just not going to shut up.

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Junior writer, ladies and gentlemen. I think all these two are rappers.

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Dying of embarrassment. From the conversation we just had. It's so easy to be on the production crew and just kind of sit there laughing at me

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roasting everyone else. I much prefer that. Yeah, this is awful.

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So now you're going to have more empathy, I bet.

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No, probably not. Dude, it's just as bad for everyone else.

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Yeah. Oh, my God.

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For what it's worth, I'm not having a great day either.

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I've been sitting here roasting you, completely unable to remove this power supply.

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I can't figure out how to do that. Was it because my cable management was so good in the back?

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Must be. That is kind of the same length as this.

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Sort of this shelf. Oh, okay. Easy there.

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Easy, Tiger. What are these instructions? They're good instructions.

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You said that this. I'm so confused.

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I say that. Okay. It's the same length as this.

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Okay. So we want to line it up right and then you can put these and you want to measure it

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out so it's equal on each side. You're going to go one and then have the one right next to it.

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Okay. It's very easy. What am I mounting first?

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That's why you're doing it.

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Now you're getting extra holes in your wall.

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No. All right. Wait, what would you just ask me?

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What am I doing? It was like you mid-asked the question.

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Well, then you interrupted me and we're rude, so you're getting holes.

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Do you know how many holes you need?

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Two. Okay. We're a great start.

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Odd's on him putting extra holes in the wall.

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No one's going to take that deck with me.

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The best part is because I said that he's going to try extra, extra, extra hard and

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he's still going to do it.

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Shut up.

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He's going to measure like six times.

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Oh, gosh. I'm going to read the instructions again.

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Eliza, we all know you can't read.

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What the heck? I'm going to read the instructions.

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There's pictures. Oh, God. Okay.

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Don't point that, people. I'm not.

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I'm pointing it down. What are you doing, Elijah? Laser leveling.

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I want to make sure it's square, I think.

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That's how this works. I'm trying to do something over here and you're being very distracting to me.

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Then I'm fine. Go. There.

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A little bit more. There. Elijah, you're married.

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You should be used to this. Yeah. Oh, I am.

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It's not out of my wife's mouth. I don't have to be as nice.

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That's rude.

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Love you, Taylor.

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Is that fine? I think so, yeah.

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Okay. Then I'm marking it. Yeah.

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Oh, God. Here we go. There's no way it's going to be right.

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Oh, no. Ignore it. It's fine.

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It's fine. Is there an extra hole already? Nope.

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Is there a shut? He hasn't touched any power tools and there's already another hole.

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Oh, my God. There's not. Okay.

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This one's fine. So we'll do this.

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Into this one. Okay. Into the stud.

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Bang bang boom boom. This one. We'll do the toggle.

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Okay. We're fine. You're great.

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I believe in you. I believe. Go.

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I don't want you watching me. It makes me so nervous. Go.

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How do you know that if you've never tried it?

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I'm very uncomfortable.

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Please leave.

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Boom. I almost went. Oh, that's insulation.

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Hello neighbors. Oh, man. Peace.

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We're just making a glory hole for the next door neighbors.

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Wait. Is that how this goes? Hold on.

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Yeah. And then, wait. Oh, fuck.

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No, no, it's fine. And then you zap this up and then, yeah.

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I wish somebody would tell him he's fine. He's losing his sight as well.

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Nothing's all right. Nothing is fine. Why won't you screw?

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No, that's not the next lyric.

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What? I know you. Oh, yeah.

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Can you play Papa Roach? It seems like the kind of thing. I can't play Papa Roach.

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What do you mean? What? I don't know.

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Look at you. The way I look. Yeah.

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Look at the way you look. Andrew, does that look pretty level on the laser level there?

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You know what? Yeah. Hell yeah.

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Elijah, it looks perfect. Not even in any extra holes yet.

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There's still like two more to go. I don't like this word yet. The word yet is kind of freaking me out.

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Yeah, who would sell PCMR merch?

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Only a cringe company. Look, they're cool guys who run the community and we wanted to collaborate.

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No one cares about PCMR branding anymore.

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I mean, you guys know the origin, right? I don't know the origin.

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It's literally an offhand joke in a zero punctuation video from like eight years ago.

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Oh. Really? Yes.

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Oh, yeah. So zero punctuations, cultural relevance is already...

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Zero punctuation, is that like a...

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Yeah, it's a web series. I personally love it.

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I get the reference, but a lot of people think it's like an actual exclusionary master race thing.

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That's how... Yeah, I mean, they're getting rid of the term now.

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It was always satire. Always.

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It was always a shot at people who believe in that kind of yes.

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Yeah. But people don't get satire.

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Got some cotton candy, came out of the wall.

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Oh yeah. Your walls are full of cotton candy.

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Don't.

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Don't. Okay.

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So you're almost perfect. Yeah, there's the... Yeah.

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Okay, but no, here's the good thing about this. Even if these are slightly crooked, the way the...

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Any sentence that starts with that. The peg boards allow you to kind of have a little bit of tilt room when you mount them.

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So you can straighten it after the fact.

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Don't inspect it.

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Mama mia.

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Stop. No one noticed it until you did it. You did it.

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Yeah. I think it's perfect.

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That's why Colin's my favorite Colin. Exactly.

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That was over here. Like, it stinks over here.

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I'm so sweaty in here. It smells like stress sweat. Yeah, I'm so...

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I just dented your wall.

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Stop. Why is this so hard?

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How many holes are in your walls at home?

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Oh, you're going to find out. There's a hole mount that's just hanging on the wall right now,

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and I haven't removed it because I don't want to patch the hole.

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Yeah, so you see what I'm like worried about? Yeah.

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I don't know how it's going to... Yeah, I think they're too close.

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Yeah. I think in the instructions that actually tells you

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what they're supposed to be a certain amount of distance between the two.

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Yeah, they're supposed to be a little bit of distance.

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It blades. That means if you want this still centered, I have to move both of them.

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We're here now. Let's just do it.

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Four extra holes in the wall.

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We started out great.

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This is his bottom one, right? Yeah.

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Where he's putting this one. He put the magnet power bar right over top of it.

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So we're going on the bottom one. Stupid.

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I don't like...

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Well, I don't know how we're going to do this.

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I don't know how we're going to move this successfully without taking all four of them out and then moving it.

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Are they making four more holes? Yeah. Eight holes?

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Yeah. I'm fine with doing it. I'm just letting you know.

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Just do it. Okay. All right.

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Send it. All right. Holes.

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But lots of extra cotton candy.

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I'll share some of that. Feed it.

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Oh, we should feed each other.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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French. I imagined your Tinder profile being...

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How are you married?

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I met her on Bumble instead of Tinder.

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Oh, the classy one. Where the girls have to message first.

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Bingo!

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So really this says a lot more about Taylor than it does about Elijah.

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Hey, look, Yvonne's got terrible taste too. Hey, listen.

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They should form a support group.

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I'm pretty sure they have. They talk all the time about it.

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I think it was the last LAN party. Yvonne, Taylor, Nicole, and Ariana

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ended up just sitting on the floor for two hours

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talking to each other about just... Man children?

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Yeah. Just dealing with each other.

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It's like, how do you handle Linus? Oh, how do you handle Elijah?

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How long have you left this on?

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I usually have my monitor like this.

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So I just don't see it.

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Okay, well... I do the honors.

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Oh my God. Nice new monitor for the upgrade.

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Yeah. What monitor is it? It's an MSI MEG.

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OLED. Cool. Thanks, AMD.

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Ultra wide.

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That's so annoying. This plant is here somewhere.

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Where's the plant? Where's the plant, man?

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Is it related to the hot knife anyway?

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No. Those types of plants would just stink up the place.

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I think the other type of plant also stinks up the place,

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but we'll continue. What other plant? Oh my God, stop.

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What plant is he talking about? Comment down below.

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Comment down below. 420, if you know what he's talking about.

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I'm a fairly lonely guy. Let's go.

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Let's open the... Oh my God. I'm so sorry, editor.

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Whoever this is... That's not even bad. That's just a fact.

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I know, but... Yeah, alright.

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It's a good sign. It doesn't work. I'll plug him into the...

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Oh, wait.

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Oh my God.

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He plugged into the power bar, which the power bar wasn't plugged into the wall.

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Okay, there you go. There we go.

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No, he sold it. And he never stood again. You got it for a whole 20 bucks.

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Are you proud? Yeah.

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What do you get? We let him talk one time, and now he's like...

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Making noise constantly.

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Let's go XFX. Go ahead and have a seat.

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Have a seat right over there. No, it's not that clean.

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Yeah, don't. Well, the couches are black, so they're good.

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No, no, no. Oh, he went the wrong video. Oh.

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I was going Chris Hansen. Yeah, Chris Hansen. Oh, I don't want to be part of that video.

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I don't want that upgrade. He needs to come back 2024.

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It's his year, right? Holy... He could be a...

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I'd say he could be a YouTuber, but I don't think he'd fit in.

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Because he'd be catching all the YouTubers.

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What? What? What?

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What? What? What?

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Okay, so what games do you play? He's such a powerful computer anyway.

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Mainly single-player games. Yeah.

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Because... Fairly lonely person.

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No. We started out kind of ribbing on him,

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and then it got real. It did get real.

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I am hot and bothered right now.

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We're taking that pin back. Yeah, you don't get to keep it.

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Oh, man. It's been much easier to communicate with my voice

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than it is to stare at you.

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I can't decide which one's funnier. I guess we'll see what the audience thinks of it,

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because they're either going to love you or they're going to hate all of us. Oh, yeah.

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We're all going down together, at least.

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We'll find them. Yeah, what can you do? What can you do?

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You can find them.

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What? What do you mean, no? You sell them?

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You saying they're ugly? I'm saying horses for courses.

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Horses for courses? Oh, look at these ones.

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At least 24 times within a one-hour period.

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You did what? What? You guys don't know about this controversy?

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No. Like a six-time Olympic medalist dressage

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or dressage competitor was banned from the sport for six months

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and kicked out of the Olympics and stuff because video surfers have heard like

00:17:04.480 --> 00:17:08.480
whipping the horse. Which, by the way, I'm going to take a position here.

00:17:08.480 --> 00:17:13.480
There is absolutely no way that dressage makes any sense.

00:17:13.480 --> 00:17:16.480
No horse would move like that or behave like that

00:17:16.480 --> 00:17:19.480
unless it is being abused. Sorry, not sorry.

00:17:23.480 --> 00:17:26.480
How did he get the wife?

00:17:26.480 --> 00:17:30.480
I know! Look at all my great things.

00:17:30.480 --> 00:17:33.480
They come here. And better taste.

00:17:33.480 --> 00:17:36.480
Yeah. Then Elijah, anyway. Yeah.

00:17:37.480 --> 00:17:41.480
Wait, taste of what? I don't know, movie posters.

00:17:41.480 --> 00:17:44.480
Cable type positioning. I got Adam Sandler.

00:17:44.480 --> 00:17:47.480
Do you have Adam Sandler? Who's Adam Sandler? That's what I thought.

00:17:47.480 --> 00:17:49.480
He knows who Adam Sandler is. Yeah, I know him.

00:17:50.480 --> 00:17:53.480
I watched him and click.

00:17:53.480 --> 00:17:56.480
That's a good movie. I like click. You guys don't like click?

00:17:56.480 --> 00:17:59.480
It's okay. I like click. I thought it was okay.

00:17:59.480 --> 00:18:02.480
I thought it was grown-ups. I love grown-ups. It was tolerable.

00:18:02.480 --> 00:18:06.480
Did you just take away all the cable ties again? I left one there for you,

00:18:06.480 --> 00:18:10.480
but you guys removed it. I want two. Yeah, and then you wanted one X-take.

00:18:10.480 --> 00:18:13.480
Or exhaust. There's nothing going on over there.

00:18:13.480 --> 00:18:17.480
Did you just call it an X-take? Did you catch that?

00:18:18.480 --> 00:18:21.480
No. Okay. Really?

00:18:21.480 --> 00:18:25.480
He was like, oh, they're all in takes? And I was like, no, this one's an X-take.

00:18:27.480 --> 00:18:30.480
Oh, nice. You just got to find the right spot. Oh, yeah.

00:18:30.480 --> 00:18:33.480
No, no, I got a spot. I got a spot. Oh, God.

00:18:33.480 --> 00:18:36.480
What? I got a spot. Wait here.

00:18:36.480 --> 00:18:40.480
I thought he was going to put it in the center of the fan. I thought he was going to put it on the fan.

00:18:40.480 --> 00:18:42.480
No, I'm not going to put it on the fan.

00:18:43.480 --> 00:18:45.480
What do I look like to you, Elijah?

00:18:46.480 --> 00:18:48.480
I look like Slim Shady.

00:18:50.480 --> 00:18:52.480
It's all he knows his fans.

00:18:54.480 --> 00:18:58.480
I only know fans. Belle Delphine.

00:18:58.480 --> 00:19:01.480
She's my favorite E-girl. Belle, hit me up. Oh, my God.

00:19:01.480 --> 00:19:02.480
Stop.

00:19:04.480 --> 00:19:07.480
Is she even of age? Oh, yeah, she is.

00:19:07.480 --> 00:19:11.480
She's like 25. Okay. Oh, my gosh, Elijah.

00:19:11.480 --> 00:19:15.480
It's just all sitting here. Front USB-C.

00:19:15.480 --> 00:19:19.480
I thought you had plugged it all in. Front USB-3, front panel.

00:19:19.480 --> 00:19:22.480
No. I didn't do anything yet. I wasn't done.

00:19:22.480 --> 00:19:23.480
Okay.

00:19:25.480 --> 00:19:26.480
I can't see.

00:19:36.480 --> 00:19:39.480
Oh, I see it. You missed that one? I haven't.

00:19:41.480 --> 00:19:42.480
Oh, my God.

00:19:44.480 --> 00:19:47.480
You know what? I am going to actually stand by my original blame.

00:19:47.480 --> 00:19:51.480
I'm blaming Linus. Because you put the power supply in the computer

00:19:51.480 --> 00:19:55.480
on top of all these bundled up cables. So I actually couldn't see them at all.

00:19:57.480 --> 00:20:00.480
Could you see the motherboard? Nope.

00:20:02.480 --> 00:20:06.480
I'm blind. Yeah, that might be a you thing. It sounds like an issue, not an issue to me.

00:20:10.480 --> 00:20:14.480
Okay. This is why Linus fact checks us.

00:20:14.480 --> 00:20:17.480
It's like he didn't turn the computer on. Yeah.

00:20:17.480 --> 00:20:20.480
There you go. Look, perfect. Okay.

00:20:20.480 --> 00:20:21.480
Just like I intended.

00:20:25.480 --> 00:20:28.480
He may not make the cut, but he's doing great.

00:20:31.480 --> 00:20:34.480
Got it? Because he's kind of grating. What?

00:20:35.480 --> 00:20:38.480
Not cut, but great. You know?

00:20:38.480 --> 00:20:39.480
Like cheese.

00:20:41.480 --> 00:20:45.480
You're cheesy. Yeah, okay. Let's bug in the damn computer.

00:20:45.480 --> 00:20:49.480
Come on, Elijah, let's go. God, stop rushing me. You can't rush me.

00:20:49.480 --> 00:20:51.480
You should know this. You've heard that sentence a lot.

00:20:53.480 --> 00:20:54.480
I'll just take this out.

00:20:57.480 --> 00:21:00.480
Why did this assembly call in his case? I didn't do shit.

00:21:00.480 --> 00:21:03.480
I know. That's why we had to do the work.

00:21:06.480 --> 00:21:09.480
Go ahead. I'm trying.

00:21:09.480 --> 00:21:11.480
Is this the power button? It should be.

00:21:14.480 --> 00:21:16.480
Did it switch off? Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:21:17.480 --> 00:21:19.480
It's misaligned. It's all good.

00:21:20.480 --> 00:21:24.480
They did flash for half a second, so maybe they just need to warm up.

00:21:24.480 --> 00:21:27.480
Not what? What? Just give it a second.

00:21:27.480 --> 00:21:30.480
No, fans don't. I don't think that's how fans work. Just warm up.

00:21:31.480 --> 00:21:34.480
Give it a sec. See, I told you, I just need to warm up.

00:21:34.480 --> 00:21:37.480
All the fans spin now, but only half of them are GB.

00:21:38.480 --> 00:21:41.480
I think it's still booting. Yeah. Let's just give it a little bit.

00:21:41.480 --> 00:21:44.480
Sure. Give it a sec. Is it plugged into the monitor right now, though?

00:21:44.480 --> 00:21:47.480
Is this on? Should be. It's plugged in this way here.

00:21:47.480 --> 00:21:50.480
I don't think it's on. Oh. Computer.

00:21:50.480 --> 00:21:53.480
There it is. Yay. Yeah, let's go into BIOS.

00:21:53.480 --> 00:21:56.480
Enabled DOCP. Whatever they call it now. Expo.

00:21:56.480 --> 00:22:00.480
Oh, you missed it. I missed it. Well, we'll enable Expo another time

00:22:00.480 --> 00:22:02.480
and get the full speed of our memory.

00:22:03.480 --> 00:22:11.480
We just needed to boot today. If you'd also get the RGB working, that'd be great.

00:22:11.480 --> 00:22:14.480
Yeah. That's Elijah's job. Okay.

00:22:14.480 --> 00:22:17.480
So basically, you and I will go find something else to do for a bit.

00:22:17.480 --> 00:22:20.480
The music. And then we'll come back here and then we'll fix it for him.

00:22:20.480 --> 00:22:23.480
I need a working computer to show my music stuff. Well, it's working.

00:22:23.480 --> 00:22:27.480
It's just the fans aren't working. No, I need, I understand that, but I need to like load up Reaper.

00:22:27.480 --> 00:22:31.480
I gotta like play it out of something. Yeah, go for it. But the computer's not on.

00:22:31.480 --> 00:22:34.480
Yeah, it is. I mean, it's not. Maybe a stroke.

00:22:34.480 --> 00:22:36.480
Like, what are you talking about?

00:22:38.480 --> 00:22:41.480
Wait, so you can't play music at all without your computer?

00:22:42.480 --> 00:22:46.480
So do you really play music at all then? You can play the guitars without the pedal.

00:22:46.480 --> 00:22:50.480
Do you just pretend? Yeah, that's exactly what I do. I actually just play rock band a lot.

00:22:51.480 --> 00:22:55.480
How are you so awkward? I mean, like, I love you, but you're awkward, you know?

00:22:55.480 --> 00:22:57.480
I think it's charming.

00:23:00.480 --> 00:23:03.480
Wow, okay. Just cut right there. That's good.

00:23:03.480 --> 00:23:05.480
That was perfect.

00:23:07.480 --> 00:23:11.480
Oh crap, you got the hard drive pinned. Can you pull the computer away a little bit?

00:23:12.480 --> 00:23:15.480
I imagine this whole energy for my video.

00:23:19.480 --> 00:23:22.480
And you shut it down. What? The screen just went black.

00:23:28.480 --> 00:23:31.480
Are you serious? Yeah. Oh.

00:23:31.480 --> 00:23:34.480
Well, I can't see it from you. That's why I'm like... Oh, wow.

00:23:34.480 --> 00:23:38.480
Yeah, no, the computer... Wait, oh yeah, okay. It's like postcode changing and stuff.

00:23:38.480 --> 00:23:41.480
I don't know what happened there. That's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:41.480 --> 00:23:44.480
Postcode changing is healthy. It means it's thinking. I thought it rebooted.

00:23:44.480 --> 00:23:47.480
What the hell is going to be the title of this video, man?

00:23:47.480 --> 00:23:51.480
The Goonies. The Goonies. The Goonies Upgraded Collins.

00:23:53.480 --> 00:24:00.480
Hey, you guys. Oh, why does it keep turning off?

00:24:00.480 --> 00:24:04.480
It's just a really good computer built by a live show.

00:24:04.480 --> 00:24:08.480
Stop. It's probably doing driver stuff.

00:24:08.480 --> 00:24:11.480
Yeah, it's probably doing driver stuff from the background. That's fine.

00:24:11.480 --> 00:24:14.480
That's cute. I'm not dating her. That's my sister.

00:24:14.480 --> 00:24:17.480
So don't f***ing talk about that. It can be both.

00:24:17.480 --> 00:24:21.480
It's fine. I don't hear any jokes. Dude, this is Canada.

00:24:21.480 --> 00:24:24.480
I'm not Kansas. Oh.

00:24:24.480 --> 00:24:27.480
Sweet home.

00:24:27.480 --> 00:24:30.480
That's a cute photo, though. Just you and the boys.

00:24:30.480 --> 00:24:34.480
So this is your Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day.

00:24:34.480 --> 00:24:46.480
What? Yes. Man, I got to admit, Darth Maul might be the finest disgusting garbage decor that I've

00:24:46.480 --> 00:24:49.480
ever seen. Oh, it's awful. Yeah.

00:24:49.480 --> 00:24:56.480
It was worth the $90. It actually looks like whoever designed the mold for this and created this for Lucasfilm

00:24:56.480 --> 00:24:59.480
was taking the piss. Oh, yeah.

00:24:59.480 --> 00:25:04.480
He looks like his brother that didn't quite make it to the Sith.

00:25:04.480 --> 00:25:07.480
Yeah. Or they reused a Joker mold or something.

00:25:07.480 --> 00:25:11.480
Yeah. Just like put some frigging, I don't know, put some frigging spikes on it.

00:25:11.480 --> 00:25:14.480
Who cares? Jar Jar, though? Pretty good.

00:25:14.480 --> 00:25:18.480
Besides the eyes. The eyes are a little much. The eyes are a lot.

00:25:18.480 --> 00:25:21.480
Yeah. You're watching what you're doing at your computer. Yeah.

00:25:21.480 --> 00:25:26.480
You know what you can do as well is like, Mesa think you should take a break.

00:25:26.480 --> 00:25:29.480
Mesa think you should rehydrate.

00:25:29.480 --> 00:25:33.480
One thing I like to do, it's like a little party trick.

00:25:33.480 --> 00:25:38.480
So you can kind of put a light under. I guess you can't really see it too much right now.

00:25:38.480 --> 00:25:42.480
Oh, you're using it. This is really not much of a party trick.

00:25:42.480 --> 00:25:48.480
What kind of parties do you go to? I told you what kind of parties I go to.

00:25:49.480 --> 00:25:53.480
What is that? Here's my party trick.

00:25:53.480 --> 00:25:56.480
You know, like that's also the equivalent. Yeah, I never cut that.

00:25:56.480 --> 00:25:59.480
I was embarrassed.

00:25:59.480 --> 00:26:02.480
Put a f***ing light in the lamp. My mom's gonna watch this.

00:26:02.480 --> 00:26:05.480
My party trick. This is a really nice playboy.

00:26:05.480 --> 00:26:08.480
It's from 1970. Don't open it.

00:26:08.480 --> 00:26:11.480
It's all ads. Watch. No, don't.

00:26:11.480 --> 00:26:17.480
Oh. Imagine that being the page it opens to.

00:26:17.480 --> 00:26:20.480
Oops. Can I borrow that? Okay, let's go.

00:26:20.480 --> 00:26:24.480
Let's go. Oh my God. Stay classy, everyone.

00:26:24.480 --> 00:26:27.480
That was so good. Oh. Wow.

00:26:27.480 --> 00:26:30.480
Well, he's got a new HDMI cable to his computer now.

00:26:30.480 --> 00:26:33.480
So he can play computer games on the big screen.

00:26:33.480 --> 00:26:37.480
Let's go with his girlfriend.

00:26:37.480 --> 00:26:41.480
It totally exists.

00:26:41.480 --> 00:26:45.480
She's so real. She's from Canada.

00:26:45.480 --> 00:26:48.480
We just go to different schools. It's totally cool.

00:26:48.480 --> 00:26:52.480
It's completely normal. Are you gonna play music for us or are you just gonna stare at your blank screen?

00:26:52.480 --> 00:26:55.480
I have to make sure the GPU works. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:55.480 --> 00:26:58.480
Because I'm our sponsor, AMD. Oh, you're not even recording. Oh, you are recording.

00:26:58.480 --> 00:27:01.480
How cool. Our sponsor, AMD. He was recording.

00:27:01.480 --> 00:27:04.480
You don't have to repeat it.

00:27:04.480 --> 00:27:10.480
He's new to talking on camera. I'm new to talking.

00:27:10.480 --> 00:27:13.480
This game's experienced. God.

00:27:13.480 --> 00:27:16.480
I'm done. I can't. I can't.

00:27:16.480 --> 00:27:19.480
Oh, there we go. What? Experience going into the BIOS.

00:27:19.480 --> 00:27:22.480
Mind out of the cutter. Do you remember this?

00:27:22.480 --> 00:27:25.480
Yes. I bought one. Why?

00:27:25.480 --> 00:27:30.480
Because it's really cool. You know that I took the one that was at the office that Jamie put up in Logistics and

00:27:30.480 --> 00:27:33.480
I threw it away. You just put it in the garbage?

00:27:33.480 --> 00:27:36.480
Yeah. Oh, that's not cool. It seems great.

00:27:36.480 --> 00:27:41.480
It's a laser. He put it up in the office. Just like where anyone could accidentally look at it.

00:27:41.480 --> 00:27:44.480
I was like, what the hell?

00:27:44.480 --> 00:27:48.480
And then I was like, okay, I'll take it. I never noticed. I'll take it home and maybe I'll put it up at home.

00:27:48.480 --> 00:27:52.480
But then I was like, no, a kid or a cat is going to look into this thing.

00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:56.120
This thing shouldn't exist. And I threw it away.

00:27:56.120 --> 00:28:00.240
I did look into it the other night and it really did hurt.

00:28:00.240 --> 00:28:04.480
And I'm just noticing the warning label now where it says, never look into the laser.

00:28:04.480 --> 00:28:07.480
I like how the warning is above where the laser is.

00:28:07.480 --> 00:28:10.480
So you can't see it. Yeah. I'm blinded.

00:28:10.480 --> 00:28:13.480
Ow. More. That's okay.

00:28:13.480 --> 00:28:16.480
Colin, you're still my friend. We're over friends.

00:28:16.480 --> 00:28:19.480
Paid friends. Paid friends. Yeah.

00:28:19.480 --> 00:28:22.480
Paid friends. You get one? God damn it.

00:28:22.480 --> 00:28:25.480
Oh, wow. This is hot. A-O.

00:28:25.480 --> 00:28:28.480
Can't do it. Yeah. I got it.

00:28:28.480 --> 00:28:31.480
Okay. Thank you. Ow.

00:28:31.480 --> 00:28:34.480
Oh my God. I stabbed myself. Elijah, how'd you get it?

00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:37.480
I got it. I got it. Okay.

00:28:37.480 --> 00:28:40.480
Thank you. Ow. I stabbed myself.

00:28:40.480 --> 00:28:43.480
Elijah, how'd you get that? I didn't. It's okay.

00:28:43.480 --> 00:28:46.480
I didn't do it. It's okay. It's okay.

00:28:46.480 --> 00:28:49.480
It's okay. It's okay. Things happen.

00:28:49.480 --> 00:28:52.480
It just happened to you a lot. Is your lip pierced now? Oh, no.

00:28:52.480 --> 00:28:55.480
Wow. It's so crooked. It's so not set.

00:28:55.480 --> 00:29:03.480
It looks like garbage. You bought garbage and you put garbage on your wall.

00:29:03.480 --> 00:29:06.480
Sorry. This is a pedal you have to just play with.

00:29:06.480 --> 00:29:09.480
Yeah. It's not something that you can't buy. Do you think?

00:29:09.480 --> 00:29:12.480
Do you think? No. We'll take your time.

00:29:12.480 --> 00:29:15.480
We're learning. Elijah, do you want to hit this one for me?

00:29:15.480 --> 00:29:18.480
Sure. What do I do? Okay.

00:29:18.480 --> 00:29:21.480
Elijah's got a job. What am I hitting? Just hit it.

00:29:21.480 --> 00:29:24.480
Hit what? This one. Just poke it?

00:29:24.480 --> 00:29:27.480
Yeah. Okay. Now turn this.

00:29:27.480 --> 00:29:30.480
Turn this. Whoa. Keep turning it.

00:29:30.480 --> 00:29:36.160
Yeah. So what you're doing is you're oscillating and then these all kind of modify.

00:29:36.160 --> 00:29:41.040
So these are three different settings for each of the loops. So they're all, this is kind of two independent channels.

00:29:41.040 --> 00:29:46.560
These kind of go in between. Yeah. So this is all over my head.

00:29:46.560 --> 00:29:51.560
Can I hit the button again?

00:29:51.560 --> 00:29:54.880
So that's how I think about it. Imagine it's like a glove.

00:29:54.880 --> 00:29:57.880
Yeah. You can catch in your glove. Yeah.

00:29:57.880 --> 00:30:02.360
And then you can start modifying it. Yeah. And then if you want to run external instruments into it, that's where this thing's really

00:30:02.360 --> 00:30:05.560
good. So if you have, especially like analog instruments, right?

00:30:05.560 --> 00:30:12.760
That's where this thing's killer. And if you want to just play like 1% guitar and 99% to the dials, then you can do that.

00:30:12.760 --> 00:30:15.760
Yes. Exactly. So yeah.

00:30:15.760 --> 00:30:21.760
You just have you a lot of control. I haven't played this one. So we're going to kind of see how this works.

00:30:21.760 --> 00:30:25.760
Very cool. Whoa. That sounds like a sci-fi movie.

00:30:25.760 --> 00:30:29.360
I never saw it.

00:30:29.360 --> 00:30:32.560
Okay. But wait, is this the loop you played before?

00:30:32.560 --> 00:30:34.560
No. This is all this does.

00:30:35.560 --> 00:30:38.560
Yeah. So it's just a mini drone. It's just a drone.

00:30:38.560 --> 00:30:42.560
So you just modify the pitch. Are your neighbors like you?

00:30:42.560 --> 00:30:46.560
I don't. Yeah. They probably hate me to be honest with you.

00:30:57.560 --> 00:31:00.560
Are you trying to play along? Like what are you doing? I'm just having fun.

00:31:00.560 --> 00:31:02.560
You're just turning dials? Yeah.

00:31:04.560 --> 00:31:14.560
So what are all the different guitars for?

00:31:14.560 --> 00:31:17.560
Okay. Once you get one, you can't have more than one.

00:31:17.560 --> 00:31:20.560
You can't have less than one. That makes sense.

00:31:20.560 --> 00:31:23.560
I didn't say that right. Yeah, you did right.

00:31:23.560 --> 00:31:26.560
You need to have more than one guitar. Okay.

00:31:26.560 --> 00:31:29.560
So basically it's just they're all kind of do their own thing.

00:31:29.560 --> 00:31:33.560
But you know, like these like my second six guitars.

00:31:33.560 --> 00:31:36.560
I have more at home too, but this is my second favorite.

00:31:36.560 --> 00:31:40.560
I won't be afraid. It's pretty banged up.

00:31:40.560 --> 00:31:44.560
Yeah. So that's a Gibson. So that's, so this is basically like.

00:31:44.560 --> 00:31:47.560
Hack it. This is like a Microsoft and Apple type thing.

00:31:47.560 --> 00:31:50.560
But they all do their own thing.

00:31:50.560 --> 00:31:55.560
They all sound a little bit different. And when you, and when you like to record, you need different guitars because everything

00:31:55.560 --> 00:31:58.560
starts sounding the same. Got it. So you want sort of different pickups.

00:31:58.560 --> 00:32:03.560
Like it's, it's mainly with like these. So can people like listen to your music on SoundCloud or like you just.

00:32:03.560 --> 00:32:07.560
No, I don't know. So it's just purely for me.

00:32:07.560 --> 00:32:10.560
This is purely for me. I don't. Yeah.

00:32:10.560 --> 00:32:14.560
So to tie everything together with all the video stuff. I did get a code for.

00:32:14.560 --> 00:32:17.560
That was so slow. Yeah.

00:32:17.560 --> 00:32:20.560
To tie all the video stuff together. I got.

00:32:20.560 --> 00:32:24.560
I have to say. No, you don't have to say.

00:32:24.560 --> 00:32:28.560
To tie all the video. Then for RAM.

00:32:29.560 --> 00:32:32.560
Then for RAM, we've got. Elijah, are you moving a TV by yourself?

00:32:32.560 --> 00:32:36.560
Yeah, but you told me you got it up here by yourself. Oh, yeah, but I'm me and you're you.

00:32:40.560 --> 00:32:43.560
What are you looking for? I don't believe you.

00:32:43.560 --> 00:32:47.560
Why don't you believe me? Because you sound so unbelievable.

00:32:47.560 --> 00:32:50.560
Oh, I did build it.

00:32:50.560 --> 00:32:53.560
See, when I build a computer, it turns on for the first try.