Okay, we have to have, like, said and edited this or something.
Yeah, I was actually gonna ask which editor. This needs to be edited by a bro.
Alright, said and you're up. Yeah.
Nice. Uh, I mean, I'm pretty sure this sign was stolen from the office anyway.
Oh, I bought that from Winner's? Haha, David had one in his garage.
I think you just broke it for real.
I mean, it wasn't plugged in anyway. It didn't make that sound before you got here.
Colin, I think you're confused again. It's supposed to be like this.
Oh, it's like a Maraca. Yeah, it's a feature. Okay, cool.
It's a game for gamers.
I was getting this PlayStation 5 with our plays that are definitely from the office.
They're from the office. So basically, you can pop in a micro SD card into it and then you're recording
and then you can export and then edit off an SD card as opposed to a tape,
which is a nightmare. None of this answers the question of why I would want to do that.
Because it looks cool. Gives you that old like 2000scape vibe, you know?
Yeah, exactly. You recording on the tape?
It just gives you that old like 2000scape vibe. You are.
Hold on, hold on. You're recording on the tape. It's moving.
I mean, so? Is that a problem? Yeah, you're wasting my tape.
You know, you couldn't go over the tape. I never said I was going to use the tape.
I'm just saying I have an alternative to the tape. So the tape is just in here for the vibe.
No, this is the zoomerest thing ever. It's not the zoomerest thing.
Yes, it is. He's filming in raid. Yeah.
It's redundancy. Yeah. Talk about it all the time.
Oh my God. Yeah, they took it from Jordan.
Actually that's his tin, to be fair. The tin is not the part that cost money.
What? The one dollar board in there cost money? Well, yeah.
Cost a dollar. Fine. There's so much.
This guy's a little wobbly, so just be careful.
Yeah. Do I look like the lige to you? It's going to be okay.
You look like something. Okay.
Did you see the guy on red? I called you the shermanator.
Yeah, I saw that. That was my favorite thing I've ever seen.
This has such awkward energies as well, because you don't know how to interact with him, which
makes it so much fun. I don't know how to interact with you. This is a two-way street here.
Yeah, it's pretty accurate. Yeah, look at that.
Nice. Don't leave it there. Sorry.
I'll have the record show. I dropped it on purpose and caught it on purpose.
That's just for the Floatplane cut, though. He was this close to ending up with a motherboard shaped hole on his floor.
That would be a new one. It's better than the bed frame-shaped door on your floor.
The bed frame-shaped door in my floor?
Yeah. Oh, the whole ****. It's just not going to shut up.
Junior writer, ladies and gentlemen. I think all these two are rappers.
Dying of embarrassment. From the conversation we just had. It's so easy to be on the production crew and just kind of sit there laughing at me
roasting everyone else. I much prefer that. Yeah, this is awful.
So now you're going to have more empathy, I bet.
No, probably not. Dude, it's just as bad for everyone else.
Yeah. Oh, my God.
For what it's worth, I'm not having a great day either.
I've been sitting here roasting you, completely unable to remove this power supply.
I can't figure out how to do that. Was it because my cable management was so good in the back?
Must be. That is kind of the same length as this.
Sort of this shelf. Oh, okay. Easy there.
Easy, Tiger. What are these instructions? They're good instructions.
You said that this. I'm so confused.
I say that. Okay. It's the same length as this.
Okay. So we want to line it up right and then you can put these and you want to measure it
out so it's equal on each side. You're going to go one and then have the one right next to it.
Okay. It's very easy. What am I mounting first?
That's why you're doing it.
Now you're getting extra holes in your wall.
No. All right. Wait, what would you just ask me?
What am I doing? It was like you mid-asked the question.
Well, then you interrupted me and we're rude, so you're getting holes.
Do you know how many holes you need?
Two. Okay. We're a great start.
Odd's on him putting extra holes in the wall.
No one's going to take that deck with me.
The best part is because I said that he's going to try extra, extra, extra hard and
he's still going to do it.
Shut up.
He's going to measure like six times.
Oh, gosh. I'm going to read the instructions again.
Eliza, we all know you can't read.
What the heck? I'm going to read the instructions.
There's pictures. Oh, God. Okay.
Don't point that, people. I'm not.
I'm pointing it down. What are you doing, Elijah? Laser leveling.
I want to make sure it's square, I think.
That's how this works. I'm trying to do something over here and you're being very distracting to me.
Then I'm fine. Go. There.
A little bit more. There. Elijah, you're married.
You should be used to this. Yeah. Oh, I am.
It's not out of my wife's mouth. I don't have to be as nice.
That's rude.
Love you, Taylor.
Is that fine? I think so, yeah.
Okay. Then I'm marking it. Yeah.
Oh, God. Here we go. There's no way it's going to be right.
Oh, no. Ignore it. It's fine.
It's fine. Is there an extra hole already? Nope.
Is there a shut? He hasn't touched any power tools and there's already another hole.
Oh, my God. There's not. Okay.
This one's fine. So we'll do this.
Into this one. Okay. Into the stud.
Bang bang boom boom. This one. We'll do the toggle.
Okay. We're fine. You're great.
I believe in you. I believe. Go.
I don't want you watching me. It makes me so nervous. Go.
How do you know that if you've never tried it?
I'm very uncomfortable.
Please leave.
Boom. I almost went. Oh, that's insulation.
Hello neighbors. Oh, man. Peace.
We're just making a glory hole for the next door neighbors.
Wait. Is that how this goes? Hold on.
Yeah. And then, wait. Oh, fuck.
No, no, it's fine. And then you zap this up and then, yeah.
I wish somebody would tell him he's fine. He's losing his sight as well.
Nothing's all right. Nothing is fine. Why won't you screw?
No, that's not the next lyric.
What? I know you. Oh, yeah.
Can you play Papa Roach? It seems like the kind of thing. I can't play Papa Roach.
What do you mean? What? I don't know.
Look at you. The way I look. Yeah.
Look at the way you look. Andrew, does that look pretty level on the laser level there?
You know what? Yeah. Hell yeah.
Elijah, it looks perfect. Not even in any extra holes yet.
There's still like two more to go. I don't like this word yet. The word yet is kind of freaking me out.
Yeah, who would sell PCMR merch?
Only a cringe company. Look, they're cool guys who run the community and we wanted to collaborate.
No one cares about PCMR branding anymore.
I mean, you guys know the origin, right? I don't know the origin.
It's literally an offhand joke in a zero punctuation video from like eight years ago.
Oh. Really? Yes.
Oh, yeah. So zero punctuations, cultural relevance is already...
Zero punctuation, is that like a...
Yeah, it's a web series. I personally love it.
I get the reference, but a lot of people think it's like an actual exclusionary master race thing.
That's how... Yeah, I mean, they're getting rid of the term now.
It was always satire. Always.
It was always a shot at people who believe in that kind of yes.
Yeah. But people don't get satire.
Got some cotton candy, came out of the wall.
Oh yeah. Your walls are full of cotton candy.
Don't.
Don't. Okay.
So you're almost perfect. Yeah, there's the... Yeah.
Okay, but no, here's the good thing about this. Even if these are slightly crooked, the way the...
Any sentence that starts with that. The peg boards allow you to kind of have a little bit of tilt room when you mount them.
So you can straighten it after the fact.
Don't inspect it.
Mama mia.
Stop. No one noticed it until you did it. You did it.
Yeah. I think it's perfect.
That's why Colin's my favorite Colin. Exactly.
That was over here. Like, it stinks over here.
I'm so sweaty in here. It smells like stress sweat. Yeah, I'm so...
I just dented your wall.
Stop. Why is this so hard?
How many holes are in your walls at home?
Oh, you're going to find out. There's a hole mount that's just hanging on the wall right now,
and I haven't removed it because I don't want to patch the hole.
Yeah, so you see what I'm like worried about? Yeah.
I don't know how it's going to... Yeah, I think they're too close.
Yeah. I think in the instructions that actually tells you
what they're supposed to be a certain amount of distance between the two.
Yeah, they're supposed to be a little bit of distance.
It blades. That means if you want this still centered, I have to move both of them.
We're here now. Let's just do it.
Four extra holes in the wall.
We started out great.
This is his bottom one, right? Yeah.
Where he's putting this one. He put the magnet power bar right over top of it.
So we're going on the bottom one. Stupid.
I don't like...
Well, I don't know how we're going to do this.
I don't know how we're going to move this successfully without taking all four of them out and then moving it.
Are they making four more holes? Yeah. Eight holes?
Yeah. I'm fine with doing it. I'm just letting you know.
Just do it. Okay. All right.
Send it. All right. Holes.
But lots of extra cotton candy.
I'll share some of that. Feed it.
Oh, we should feed each other.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
French. I imagined your Tinder profile being...
How are you married?
I met her on Bumble instead of Tinder.
Oh, the classy one. Where the girls have to message first.
Bingo!
So really this says a lot more about Taylor than it does about Elijah.
Hey, look, Yvonne's got terrible taste too. Hey, listen.
They should form a support group.
I'm pretty sure they have. They talk all the time about it.
I think it was the last LAN party. Yvonne, Taylor, Nicole, and Ariana
ended up just sitting on the floor for two hours
talking to each other about just... Man children?
Yeah. Just dealing with each other.
It's like, how do you handle Linus? Oh, how do you handle Elijah?
How long have you left this on?
I usually have my monitor like this.
So I just don't see it.
Okay, well... I do the honors.
Oh my God. Nice new monitor for the upgrade.
Yeah. What monitor is it? It's an MSI MEG.
OLED. Cool. Thanks, AMD.
Ultra wide.
That's so annoying. This plant is here somewhere.
Where's the plant? Where's the plant, man?
Is it related to the hot knife anyway?
No. Those types of plants would just stink up the place.
I think the other type of plant also stinks up the place,
but we'll continue. What other plant? Oh my God, stop.
What plant is he talking about? Comment down below.
Comment down below. 420, if you know what he's talking about.
I'm a fairly lonely guy. Let's go.
Let's open the... Oh my God. I'm so sorry, editor.
Whoever this is... That's not even bad. That's just a fact.
I know, but... Yeah, alright.
It's a good sign. It doesn't work. I'll plug him into the...
Oh, wait.
Oh my God.
He plugged into the power bar, which the power bar wasn't plugged into the wall.
Okay, there you go. There we go.
No, he sold it. And he never stood again. You got it for a whole 20 bucks.
Are you proud? Yeah.
What do you get? We let him talk one time, and now he's like...
Making noise constantly.
Let's go XFX. Go ahead and have a seat.
Have a seat right over there. No, it's not that clean.
Yeah, don't. Well, the couches are black, so they're good.
No, no, no. Oh, he went the wrong video. Oh.
I was going Chris Hansen. Yeah, Chris Hansen. Oh, I don't want to be part of that video.
I don't want that upgrade. He needs to come back 2024.
It's his year, right? Holy... He could be a...
I'd say he could be a YouTuber, but I don't think he'd fit in.
Because he'd be catching all the YouTubers.
What? What? What?
Okay, so what games do you play? He's such a powerful computer anyway.
Mainly single-player games. Yeah.
Because... Fairly lonely person.
No. We started out kind of ribbing on him,
and then it got real. It did get real.
I am hot and bothered right now.
We're taking that pin back. Yeah, you don't get to keep it.
Oh, man. It's been much easier to communicate with my voice
than it is to stare at you.
I can't decide which one's funnier. I guess we'll see what the audience thinks of it,
because they're either going to love you or they're going to hate all of us. Oh, yeah.
We're all going down together, at least.
We'll find them. Yeah, what can you do? What can you do?
You can find them.
What? What do you mean, no? You sell them?
You saying they're ugly? I'm saying horses for courses.
Horses for courses? Oh, look at these ones.
At least 24 times within a one-hour period.
You did what? What? You guys don't know about this controversy?
No. Like a six-time Olympic medalist dressage
or dressage competitor was banned from the sport for six months
and kicked out of the Olympics and stuff because video surfers have heard like
whipping the horse. Which, by the way, I'm going to take a position here.
There is absolutely no way that dressage makes any sense.
No horse would move like that or behave like that
unless it is being abused. Sorry, not sorry.
How did he get the wife?
I know! Look at all my great things.
They come here. And better taste.
Yeah. Then Elijah, anyway. Yeah.
Wait, taste of what? I don't know, movie posters.
Cable type positioning. I got Adam Sandler.
Do you have Adam Sandler? Who's Adam Sandler? That's what I thought.
He knows who Adam Sandler is. Yeah, I know him.
I watched him and click.
That's a good movie. I like click. You guys don't like click?
It's okay. I like click. I thought it was okay.
I thought it was grown-ups. I love grown-ups. It was tolerable.
Did you just take away all the cable ties again? I left one there for you,
but you guys removed it. I want two. Yeah, and then you wanted one X-take.
Or exhaust. There's nothing going on over there.
Did you just call it an X-take? Did you catch that?
No. Okay. Really?
He was like, oh, they're all in takes? And I was like, no, this one's an X-take.
Oh, nice. You just got to find the right spot. Oh, yeah.
No, no, I got a spot. I got a spot. Oh, God.
What? I got a spot. Wait here.
I thought he was going to put it in the center of the fan. I thought he was going to put it on the fan.
No, I'm not going to put it on the fan.
What do I look like to you, Elijah?
I look like Slim Shady.
It's all he knows his fans.
I only know fans. Belle Delphine.
She's my favorite E-girl. Belle, hit me up. Oh, my God.
Stop.
Is she even of age? Oh, yeah, she is.
She's like 25. Okay. Oh, my gosh, Elijah.
It's just all sitting here. Front USB-C.
I thought you had plugged it all in. Front USB-3, front panel.
No. I didn't do anything yet. I wasn't done.
Okay.
I can't see.
Oh, I see it. You missed that one? I haven't.
Oh, my God.
You know what? I am going to actually stand by my original blame.
I'm blaming Linus. Because you put the power supply in the computer
on top of all these bundled up cables. So I actually couldn't see them at all.
Could you see the motherboard? Nope.
I'm blind. Yeah, that might be a you thing. It sounds like an issue, not an issue to me.
Okay. This is why Linus fact checks us.
It's like he didn't turn the computer on. Yeah.
There you go. Look, perfect. Okay.
Just like I intended.
He may not make the cut, but he's doing great.
Got it? Because he's kind of grating. What?
Not cut, but great. You know?
Like cheese.
You're cheesy. Yeah, okay. Let's bug in the damn computer.
Come on, Elijah, let's go. God, stop rushing me. You can't rush me.
You should know this. You've heard that sentence a lot.
I'll just take this out.
Why did this assembly call in his case? I didn't do shit.
I know. That's why we had to do the work.
Go ahead. I'm trying.
Is this the power button? It should be.
Did it switch off? Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on.
It's misaligned. It's all good.
They did flash for half a second, so maybe they just need to warm up.
Not what? What? Just give it a second.
No, fans don't. I don't think that's how fans work. Just warm up.
Give it a sec. See, I told you, I just need to warm up.
All the fans spin now, but only half of them are GB.
I think it's still booting. Yeah. Let's just give it a little bit.
Sure. Give it a sec. Is it plugged into the monitor right now, though?
Is this on? Should be. It's plugged in this way here.
I don't think it's on. Oh. Computer.
There it is. Yay. Yeah, let's go into BIOS.
Enabled DOCP. Whatever they call it now. Expo.
Oh, you missed it. I missed it. Well, we'll enable Expo another time
and get the full speed of our memory.
We just needed to boot today. If you'd also get the RGB working, that'd be great.
Yeah. That's Elijah's job. Okay.
So basically, you and I will go find something else to do for a bit.
The music. And then we'll come back here and then we'll fix it for him.
I need a working computer to show my music stuff. Well, it's working.
It's just the fans aren't working. No, I need, I understand that, but I need to like load up Reaper.
I gotta like play it out of something. Yeah, go for it. But the computer's not on.
Yeah, it is. I mean, it's not. Maybe a stroke.
Like, what are you talking about?
Wait, so you can't play music at all without your computer?
So do you really play music at all then? You can play the guitars without the pedal.
Do you just pretend? Yeah, that's exactly what I do. I actually just play rock band a lot.
How are you so awkward? I mean, like, I love you, but you're awkward, you know?
I think it's charming.
Wow, okay. Just cut right there. That's good.
That was perfect.
Oh crap, you got the hard drive pinned. Can you pull the computer away a little bit?
I imagine this whole energy for my video.
And you shut it down. What? The screen just went black.
Are you serious? Yeah. Oh.
Well, I can't see it from you. That's why I'm like... Oh, wow.
Yeah, no, the computer... Wait, oh yeah, okay. It's like postcode changing and stuff.
I don't know what happened there. That's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Postcode changing is healthy. It means it's thinking. I thought it rebooted.
What the hell is going to be the title of this video, man?
The Goonies. The Goonies. The Goonies Upgraded Collins.
Hey, you guys. Oh, why does it keep turning off?
It's just a really good computer built by a live show.
Stop. It's probably doing driver stuff.
Yeah, it's probably doing driver stuff from the background. That's fine.
That's cute. I'm not dating her. That's my sister.
So don't f***ing talk about that. It can be both.
It's fine. I don't hear any jokes. Dude, this is Canada.
I'm not Kansas. Oh.
Sweet home.
That's a cute photo, though. Just you and the boys.
So this is your Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day.
What? Yes. Man, I got to admit, Darth Maul might be the finest disgusting garbage decor that I've
ever seen. Oh, it's awful. Yeah.
It was worth the $90. It actually looks like whoever designed the mold for this and created this for Lucasfilm
was taking the piss. Oh, yeah.
He looks like his brother that didn't quite make it to the Sith.
Yeah. Or they reused a Joker mold or something.
Yeah. Just like put some frigging, I don't know, put some frigging spikes on it.
Who cares? Jar Jar, though? Pretty good.
Besides the eyes. The eyes are a little much. The eyes are a lot.
Yeah. You're watching what you're doing at your computer. Yeah.
You know what you can do as well is like, Mesa think you should take a break.
Mesa think you should rehydrate.
One thing I like to do, it's like a little party trick.
So you can kind of put a light under. I guess you can't really see it too much right now.
Oh, you're using it. This is really not much of a party trick.
What kind of parties do you go to? I told you what kind of parties I go to.
What is that? Here's my party trick.
You know, like that's also the equivalent. Yeah, I never cut that.
I was embarrassed.
Put a f***ing light in the lamp. My mom's gonna watch this.
My party trick. This is a really nice playboy.
It's from 1970. Don't open it.
It's all ads. Watch. No, don't.
Oh. Imagine that being the page it opens to.
Oops. Can I borrow that? Okay, let's go.
Let's go. Oh my God. Stay classy, everyone.
That was so good. Oh. Wow.
Well, he's got a new HDMI cable to his computer now.
So he can play computer games on the big screen.
Let's go with his girlfriend.
It totally exists.
She's so real. She's from Canada.
We just go to different schools. It's totally cool.
It's completely normal. Are you gonna play music for us or are you just gonna stare at your blank screen?
I have to make sure the GPU works. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I'm our sponsor, AMD. Oh, you're not even recording. Oh, you are recording.
How cool. Our sponsor, AMD. He was recording.
You don't have to repeat it.
He's new to talking on camera. I'm new to talking.
This game's experienced. God.
I'm done. I can't. I can't.
Oh, there we go. What? Experience going into the BIOS.
Mind out of the cutter. Do you remember this?
Yes. I bought one. Why?
Because it's really cool. You know that I took the one that was at the office that Jamie put up in Logistics and
I threw it away. You just put it in the garbage?
Yeah. Oh, that's not cool. It seems great.
It's a laser. He put it up in the office. Just like where anyone could accidentally look at it.
I was like, what the hell?
And then I was like, okay, I'll take it. I never noticed. I'll take it home and maybe I'll put it up at home.
But then I was like, no, a kid or a cat is going to look into this thing.
This thing shouldn't exist. And I threw it away.
I did look into it the other night and it really did hurt.
And I'm just noticing the warning label now where it says, never look into the laser.
I like how the warning is above where the laser is.
So you can't see it. Yeah. I'm blinded.
Ow. More. That's okay.
Colin, you're still my friend. We're over friends.
Paid friends. Paid friends. Yeah.
Paid friends. You get one? God damn it.
Oh, wow. This is hot. A-O.
Can't do it. Yeah. I got it.
Okay. Thank you. Ow.
Oh my God. I stabbed myself. Elijah, how'd you get it?
I got it. I got it. Okay.
Thank you. Ow. I stabbed myself.
Elijah, how'd you get that? I didn't. It's okay.
I didn't do it. It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay. Things happen.
It just happened to you a lot. Is your lip pierced now? Oh, no.
Wow. It's so crooked. It's so not set.
It looks like garbage. You bought garbage and you put garbage on your wall.
Sorry. This is a pedal you have to just play with.
Yeah. It's not something that you can't buy. Do you think?
Do you think? No. We'll take your time.
We're learning. Elijah, do you want to hit this one for me?
Sure. What do I do? Okay.
Elijah's got a job. What am I hitting? Just hit it.
Hit what? This one. Just poke it?
Yeah. Okay. Now turn this.
Turn this. Whoa. Keep turning it.
Yeah. So what you're doing is you're oscillating and then these all kind of modify.
So these are three different settings for each of the loops. So they're all, this is kind of two independent channels.
These kind of go in between. Yeah. So this is all over my head.
Can I hit the button again?
So that's how I think about it. Imagine it's like a glove.
Yeah. You can catch in your glove. Yeah.
And then you can start modifying it. Yeah. And then if you want to run external instruments into it, that's where this thing's really
good. So if you have, especially like analog instruments, right?
That's where this thing's killer. And if you want to just play like 1% guitar and 99% to the dials, then you can do that.
Yes. Exactly. So yeah.
You just have you a lot of control. I haven't played this one. So we're going to kind of see how this works.
Very cool. Whoa. That sounds like a sci-fi movie.
I never saw it.
Okay. But wait, is this the loop you played before?
No. This is all this does.
Yeah. So it's just a mini drone. It's just a drone.
So you just modify the pitch. Are your neighbors like you?
I don't. Yeah. They probably hate me to be honest with you.
Are you trying to play along? Like what are you doing? I'm just having fun.
You're just turning dials? Yeah.
So what are all the different guitars for?
Okay. Once you get one, you can't have more than one.
You can't have less than one. That makes sense.
I didn't say that right. Yeah, you did right.
You need to have more than one guitar. Okay.
So basically it's just they're all kind of do their own thing.
But you know, like these like my second six guitars.
I have more at home too, but this is my second favorite.
I won't be afraid. It's pretty banged up.
Yeah. So that's a Gibson. So that's, so this is basically like.
Hack it. This is like a Microsoft and Apple type thing.
But they all do their own thing.
They all sound a little bit different. And when you, and when you like to record, you need different guitars because everything
starts sounding the same. Got it. So you want sort of different pickups.
Like it's, it's mainly with like these. So can people like listen to your music on SoundCloud or like you just.
No, I don't know. So it's just purely for me.
This is purely for me. I don't. Yeah.
So to tie everything together with all the video stuff. I did get a code for.
That was so slow. Yeah.
To tie all the video stuff together. I got.
I have to say. No, you don't have to say.
To tie all the video. Then for RAM.
Then for RAM, we've got. Elijah, are you moving a TV by yourself?
Yeah, but you told me you got it up here by yourself. Oh, yeah, but I'm me and you're you.
What are you looking for? I don't believe you.
Why don't you believe me? Because you sound so unbelievable.
Oh, I did build it.
See, when I build a computer, it turns on for the first try.