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he told me to be gentle with it but it's not quite another thing

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last month xbox canada tweeted out that they had created what they called

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the canadian tuxedo

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xbox controller a denim jean

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xbox controller so naturally as a canadian

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and technology enthusiast i immediately

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reached out to our xbox contact and was like is this thing real to which happily they

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replied yes and then i said can i have it

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and they were like actually yeah so the

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video is not about this this is out of here it's about this

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inside this box is not a carbon black controller

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oh my god it's actually real

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that is hilarious

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this raises so many more questions than it answers

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like how and especially

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why and is it actually any good to game

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on it you know that's actually exactly as

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comfortable as you might imagine it is i mean brandon cloth covered controller

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could you get into that yeah yeah

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yeah it's like it's

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soft but functional you know it's denim

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now i said we had more questions than answers but

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i also have some more answers to add to our questions

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here is uh the story at xbox canada

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we've always been fond of making custom controllers but in 2021 we wanted to take it to

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another level and explore what a canadian custom controller could be

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so apparently they think we all wear denim top and bottom

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that's interesting emerging from a haze of bing crosby letter kenny

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britney spears and justin timberlake circa 2001

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the canadian tuxedo xbox controller

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was born denim top and denim bottom the

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controller is adorned with all little details you'd expect in a

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canadian tuxedo i have never heard an all denim outfit

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called a canadian tuxedo before is that even a thing little pockets to

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hold your toonies and belt loops to put your

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fingers through when you see a good wall to lean on okay all right you know

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what xbox canada you definitely got my attention and i'm

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not gonna lie i absolutely love it but you did get a

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couple of the details wrong here number one these pockets

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were clearly designed by someone who has never seen a toonie

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in their life no toonie would fit in there

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quarter maybe toonie

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absolutely not toony is a pretty big coin i know you americans you got

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you got small coins but we got we got

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big coins if you know what i mean brandon

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you got a tuning on you oh man you rock dude okay here we go

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this is your 2d pocket

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also justin timberlake and britney

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spears are not canadians

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so i don't know letter kenny yes uh bing

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crosby i actually don't know i have no idea it's before my time

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but justin timberlake and britney spears are as american

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as apple pie and bald eagles which actually by the way we have bald eagles

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here the loops though excellent of course what it comes down to for any

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game controller is not how you know culturally accurate

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it is necessarily but how functional it is and i want to

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give this thing a try does this does this battery cover even come up i

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got to give them credit considering that the entire purpose of

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this controller before we asked to play with it was

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to like send out a tweet as far as i can tell they actually did a bang-up job of

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the quality of the construction like these guys are these are these are

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sewn on everything is sewn on it's all like tucked in nicely

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uh does it have batteries in it already oh

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that button uh so here's the thing

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when you build a high quality product with very tight manufacturing tolerances

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like say this xbox controller for example you

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don't have a lot of gaps around things like buttons so when you

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go ahead and you tuck um denim into the cap

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the first time i press this button it immediately got stuck in there

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so um oh i did say i'd be gentle with it

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but i think i might need my knife

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well no no i'm not going to like intentionally ruin it or anything

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it's like just

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yeah sorry sorry xbox i'm just i just want to pry the button back

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out can i maybe

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shoot now what what did we do i wanted to play games on it

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oh my god if i broke it before i even got to play a game on it

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a little bit of a short cable oh okay maybe my batteries are just dead

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because it seems like it's working your controller needs an update uh

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man i'm afraid to press buttons oh my

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goodness it just how many times is it pressing the button here oh my god

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forza oh my god did you see how many button presses that was

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i think you're racing now am i wait what

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oh oh nice triggers are fine triggers are perfect

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so as long as all we need is the stick and that's weird

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you saw that double input i was getting with the stick earlier right yeah it

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feels fine oh yeah i'll press y to rewind oh the y

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but

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oh the right button is not

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working uh hold on oh i got a little

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accident what is even happening right now

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oh my goodness okay camera angle

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there we go come on give me that

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hey there okay that's that's one oh oh i crashed again

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you know what though man

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cloth controller it would get

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dirty okay but gamer hygiene

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might be a problem but other than that man it's

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comfy because it's not cold on your hands like you wouldn't get that

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kind of that clammy like sweaty feeling i like it a lot

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yeah yeah it's exactly like having carpeted floors it's way more

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comfortable but like basically it's disgusting you know to be

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clear i got wall-to-wall carpet in some parts of my house like it's just it's kind of like clothes that you could

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never take off you know the only way to wash them is to

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kind of like scrub them on your body like you do an okay job but it's not

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great you know we just got to understand what it is okay

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so functionality not amazing but it's not like this is a product that

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microsoft is intending to sell or anything like that it was just a one-off

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thing that they did for fun and i'm very grateful that they were

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gracious enough to send it over to me to play with even though they

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i mean they must have known that it wasn't gonna work perfectly so hey great

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job you guys i think this is super cool i'm you know

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i'm not saying we should have fabric controllers i'm just saying that

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maybe we shouldn't not have fabric controllers and guys make sure you subscribe to

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ShortCircuit for more hey maybe one-of-a-kind unboxings like this really

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unique xbox controllers we might actually be working on

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something ourselves alternative materials

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oh yeah